Stanistan is basically what would happen if someone was like "Yo let's create a muslim version of Austria-Hungary"
@diamondinthesky47714 жыл бұрын
more like iraq during the occupation from 2003 till 2011 version 2 lol
@Eli-ly1kb4 жыл бұрын
Pretty much
@Jayshiver4 жыл бұрын
More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East
@brandenr60734 жыл бұрын
I’d say like yugoslavia
@comstarrep73964 жыл бұрын
except it could work because islam unites people
@hogrideeeeer4 жыл бұрын
K-pop stans: "We are the strongest stan army." Stanistan: *Pathetic.*
@radianzero4 жыл бұрын
Army is a fandom of the group Bts AND BTS ISN'T THE WHOLE KPOP
@Bull-tm6hl4 жыл бұрын
@@Bull-tm6hl Who cares Bruh.
@radianzero4 жыл бұрын
Yeh
@Justmal20074 жыл бұрын
Radian STAN ARMMMYYYYY
@archerdude114 жыл бұрын
@@Bull-tm6hl You are joking right?
@ZhaoxTFT4 жыл бұрын
i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept
@audreydeatherage2131 Жыл бұрын
it's just another way of saying ally
@trolly_mctrollface69698 ай бұрын
I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.
@nate09392 Жыл бұрын
And Kazakhstan is already 9th largest country in the world
@Tennosoul Жыл бұрын
yeah, but it would be a horrible place to live in. there would be like 2 civil wars happening at the same time lol
@ommnon Жыл бұрын
it would also give Russia 🇷🇺 to enter Arabian sea and they would make a big profit and even china would be using pakistan sea
@baseking3114 Жыл бұрын
"Let me guess, your home?" Stanos: "It was, and it was Staniful."
@omary54394 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@nordskyrim63124 жыл бұрын
St Sta, sta st st sta stanstans
@mohammedrazeenzaeencamil93444 жыл бұрын
missed opportunity to say "beautystan"
@user-bz1od4yc5r4 жыл бұрын
999 like
@pebblethefox34834 жыл бұрын
I stan this
@SarimFaruque4 жыл бұрын
This comment section is filled with people trying their best at stan up comedy
@connorconnor24213 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck i just wanted to write a comment about your unfunny joke and then i realised what you did there. You deserve a like.
@fbi38813 жыл бұрын
Good one
@morgzmomma97153 жыл бұрын
I see what you did here...
@daaadoooo3 жыл бұрын
Kk
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
Who liked my stupid reply tho
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.
@mehdimarashi1736 Жыл бұрын
True
@Ibrahimayas444 Жыл бұрын
also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"
@peterelittaa Жыл бұрын
@@peterelittaa I didn't know that! Thanks!
@mehdimarashi1736 Жыл бұрын
In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.
@LoneVocalist Жыл бұрын
In Sanskrit, the word stanam means place
@trolllovindaddy Жыл бұрын
I really enjoy your videos and your subtle sense of humor. Thanks.
@eric95082 жыл бұрын
Middle East: We have the most ethnic tension Stanistan: Actually...
@alabama1004 жыл бұрын
Balkans: *pathetic*
@lazarjovanovic43884 жыл бұрын
your name is legendary
@crystallaxx34404 жыл бұрын
Enitre of asia: *ametures*
@Neno-jn4sk4 жыл бұрын
Alabama 100 Former Yugoslavia countries:Ha! Beginners
@Roody_Patootie4 жыл бұрын
Balkans
@nickbiaz76204 жыл бұрын
Possible name : United Stans of Asia (USA)
@Amaan_Zargar3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lol 😆
@salokhiddinmukhiddinov49213 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@n124ac93 жыл бұрын
So now we will have 2 USA 1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲 2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG) THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....
@mk-tt3up3 жыл бұрын
@@mk-tt3up " This just in: the USA invades the USA to liberate the USA from its oppressive oil."
@sudmuck3 жыл бұрын
hah
@morrisstudio83723 жыл бұрын
Despite the challenges, I believe we people can come together and make the dream a reality, if only because it looks so much better on a map
@user-lt6ve9ns4d Жыл бұрын
that isnt a dream that anyone wants to make a reality.
@rohaanali5006 Жыл бұрын
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@masroorfarooqui2673 Жыл бұрын
@@rohaanali5006 speak for yourself
@user-lt6ve9ns4d Жыл бұрын
It will happen INSHALLAH when we do justice.
@ilyasali8502 Жыл бұрын
@@user-lt6ve9ns4dPakistan attempted to in the 90s hopefully they try again without jihadis
@Thatoneidiot00110 ай бұрын
Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator. The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region. Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them. On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly. India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them. Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran. Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens. And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies. Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance. And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations. So this is my analysis.
@apex98062 жыл бұрын
Makes sense.
@FreeBird3 Жыл бұрын
Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.
@pranavkanttripathi2971 Жыл бұрын
@@pranavkanttripathi2971 interesting you mention this. I suppose neutrality is also on the table.
@apex9806 Жыл бұрын
@Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post
@ch0c0late_sauce59 Жыл бұрын
Wow that's sound and I really like the probability of Stanistan have no need for alliance with NATO or Russia at all.
@Melon-ALL-Free Жыл бұрын
Stanistan was founded. 2 hours later, Stanistan has been copyrighted by Eminem and is expected to pay 1.6 billion.
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
Imagine copyrightstriking a country
@brmns4 жыл бұрын
Iceland supermarkets copystriking Iceland
@benstone2414 жыл бұрын
ViktorB I guess Greece kinda did that with FYROM, just without the money
@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын
Imagine Turkey suing Turkey for copyright
@user-vg1fu1xb5l4 жыл бұрын
Wow 900 likes
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
I guess audible doesn’t have any books about how to spell “Kazakhstan”
@chloroclymor83884 жыл бұрын
Seriously pal, I noticed that too. But ohkyy, we can overlook it as a mistake! :)
@drishtirastogi85354 жыл бұрын
*KUZ-AA-KISS-TAAN* : that how we pronounce it in South Asia
@helloworldx104 жыл бұрын
Kyrgyzstan too
@abeke55234 жыл бұрын
@@helloworldx10 he meant the spelling (how you write it).
@real_nosferatu4 жыл бұрын
Қазақстан Республикасы
@dake68444 жыл бұрын
I want to “Thank You” for making this video about a possible Stanistan.
@noahlipsky81692 жыл бұрын
In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan) the following countries also have similar names: Serbestan (Serbia) Majarestan (Hungary) Arabestan (Saudi Arabia) Armanestan (Armenia) Gorjestan (Georgia) Bulgarestan (Bulgaria) Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian. As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.
@i9i7i5i3 Жыл бұрын
Istan is Persian Sthan is Sanskrit
@jirachi-wishmaker9242 Жыл бұрын
They should adopt Eminem's "Stan" as their anthem.
@toneriggz4 жыл бұрын
Nice
@internalport87764 жыл бұрын
Anthemistan
@Epsi_Cron4 жыл бұрын
No, Stan from American Dad
@thatbeefman80424 жыл бұрын
No, stan from gay slang
@crazypsychovirgoman69904 жыл бұрын
@@thatbeefman8042 No, Stan Marsh from South Park
@MarloSoBalJr4 жыл бұрын
"We're gonna unite all of these countries and just see what happens" That does indeed sound very British
@reversedinfinity60563 жыл бұрын
Haha😂🤣🤣
@bibekjha23123 жыл бұрын
This is what a British politician would think in the early 1900s...
@saadamansayyed3 жыл бұрын
HAHHAHAHAA The best one
@cristobalpintocruz15243 жыл бұрын
Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that
@ceooflettuce87683 жыл бұрын
😆
@IloveRumania3 жыл бұрын
That Nuclear deterrant of Pakistan is alone enough to mitigate any prospect of being under attack from neigboring country lol
@brainquake44132 жыл бұрын
Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.
@TJSawАй бұрын
I was wondering about this 2 days ago and this video pop in my algorithm!
@bobfishhed9923 Жыл бұрын
Title for their national anthem: 'We all Stan together."
@bhgtree3 жыл бұрын
That literally means ''we all land together''
@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-4143 жыл бұрын
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 Stan sound like stand. It is not literal dude.
@sauronstillgood68043 жыл бұрын
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 not too far off either tbh
@alexk96423 жыл бұрын
United we stan, out country, cuz it was a Wallace land
@tarshgambhir99353 жыл бұрын
@@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand standing in Persian is Istadan
@sinaa.y49383 жыл бұрын
"Just because it ends in stan doesn't mean it wou-" " *STAN IS STAN* "
@rendeer88223 жыл бұрын
It will be Turkistan
@user-ps2qx3vr8y2 жыл бұрын
Haha i remove the 666 likes
@fistmancddd2 жыл бұрын
@@user-ps2qx3vr8y no it will be Stan
@abdullahgaming12712 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahgaming1271 I live in Asia and I know it is Turkistan
@user-ps2qx3vr8y2 жыл бұрын
DREAM STANS
@siddiqgamesyt33542 жыл бұрын
That Game Of Thrones sponsorship on audible at the last was way too smooth!! Didn’t even see that coming 🙃
@MynameisS_A2 жыл бұрын
Although I am Indian but when I see pakistan would be greatest among other 'stan' I fell good
@bmarpit39422 жыл бұрын
Why?
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
@@eyeofsauron2812 cause we have similar origin They speak language similar to ours They live in a culture very similar to that of ours
@bmarpit3942 Жыл бұрын
@@bmarpit3942 Aren't Pakistan and India literally enemies?
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
@@eyeofsauron2812 the politicians are Not the people
@bmarpit3942 Жыл бұрын
@@bmarpit3942 Okay, what are the conficts about, border disputes?
@eyeofsauron2812 Жыл бұрын
Stanistan: the land of Stan’s Everyone called Stan: this is my home
@italianpizzanoodle20794 жыл бұрын
American dad would be conflicted
@oriontigley50894 жыл бұрын
Stanley?
@mihaim26604 жыл бұрын
Hero Mihai26 YT yes?
@stanp22814 жыл бұрын
truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
@theoldantleredmyth4 жыл бұрын
Dog with a blog and Gravity Falls
@johnperez41664 жыл бұрын
Stan - Eminem, would be their National Anthem
@loco79714 жыл бұрын
Its your biggest fan This is *stanistan*
@YoshiFan3354 жыл бұрын
I really thought he is gonna talk about being a fan. 😅😂
@Sarcastic_darkstar4 жыл бұрын
goddamit u stole my comment.,..lol
@SPEARHEADGLOBAL4 жыл бұрын
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
@v0rtex614 жыл бұрын
@@v0rtex61 Morning rainclouds in my window and I can't see at all
@TAJMofficial4 жыл бұрын
In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.
@memedbengul43508 ай бұрын
O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.
@user-ru8sq7zx7f Жыл бұрын
Love from Pakistan🇵🇰💞🤝🇺🇿
@AlbatrossWasTaken Жыл бұрын
it's called the Trans-Afghan railway
@irishgigachad2347 Жыл бұрын
Wondering what gauge would the line be, 1520mm or 1676mm or standard-gauge?
@terryshi5620 Жыл бұрын
I want to go to Uzbekistan someday and every other country that ends with stan
@alliexcx5576 Жыл бұрын
@@AlbatrossWasTakenthe man just called your country Porkistan and your saying good luck?
@aurangzeb16188 ай бұрын
K-Pop fans: We are the largest Stan army Stanistan: Hold my stan
@alexlagoa90842 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jupiterr43412 жыл бұрын
lol 😂😂
@dragonfist4172 жыл бұрын
: )
@humblewiz49532 жыл бұрын
worst comment every written
@memperkasaya20782 жыл бұрын
@@memperkasaya2078 lol
@dragonfist4172 жыл бұрын
Imagine this being an actual thing in April 2020: this is just the beginning
@lil_man75234 жыл бұрын
Lol
@ges105sb64 жыл бұрын
A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.
@mrbisshie4 жыл бұрын
@Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work
@internetperson34364 жыл бұрын
I mean, it's basically a larger Changatai khanate
@theghosthero61734 жыл бұрын
Allah bless you for pray for this
@abdullahnadeem17344 жыл бұрын
This man is always asking the important questions.
@bigchunk1 Жыл бұрын
This video aged well too well for what online communities are becoming
@user-cd4bx6uq1y Жыл бұрын
I think this social isolation is starting to get to you mate
@EconomicsExplained4 жыл бұрын
Please make a video on economy of Stanistan.
@udayrathod37864 жыл бұрын
Dude it's great to see you here. I was just watching the Economics of UAE video and right here you are......
@ultimatestoryteller4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@samut90693 жыл бұрын
Lol
@fortune39113 жыл бұрын
Lol ye
@fortune39113 жыл бұрын
*Surrounded by Russia, China, India and Iran.* Stanistan: This is fine.
@IceFire9yt4 жыл бұрын
Actually india is also hindustan
@hmjonwal4574 жыл бұрын
That’s what he polish Lithuanian commonwealth said
@veenajohn75804 жыл бұрын
meGAMING NOOB yea they say that in Hindi
@veenajohn75804 жыл бұрын
Poland 2.0
@emie98584 жыл бұрын
@@hmjonwal457 The video noted how this is true in some languages and explicitly made the decision to only go by names as accepted in English.
@FlyingDwarfman4 жыл бұрын
honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan
@HoLDoN4Sec2 жыл бұрын
eminem my fans all are in america meanwhile stanistan: land of stans
@husanalikuvvatov33719 ай бұрын
So basically “Pakistan and friends”
@dougthedonkey18054 жыл бұрын
Yes🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️❤️❤️
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@maqsoodhussain3444 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Edit: I am not even indian, just wanted to see the reactions
@fica11374 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 😂😂
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@maqsoodhussain34444 жыл бұрын
Imagine being an obsessive fan of this country, you'd be a Stan of Stanistan
@cardenasr.28982 жыл бұрын
And your name is Stan, Stan, Stan of Stanistan
@Tragedous2 жыл бұрын
@@Tragedous I'm done- 🤣
@kpopae-72 жыл бұрын
me who lives in pakistan :0
@ZeEllieIslandShow2 жыл бұрын
@@ZeEllieIslandShow greetings from ur bad neighbor😅
@kpopae-72 жыл бұрын
_Stanception_
@nethaura49222 жыл бұрын
Thanks for idea for my EU 4 run
@urokichinazesa2 жыл бұрын
Can you do an a video of just Afghanistan and Pakistan uniting?
@bstuna132 жыл бұрын
RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united? Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*
@strikeone78034 жыл бұрын
Strike One, lol yeah
@obi-wankenobi40974 жыл бұрын
XIXth century Ottoman Empire and 1990's Yugoslavia : Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary
@sephikong83234 жыл бұрын
Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.
@fehervari984 жыл бұрын
@Deva Rafael More like... a Chechniyan or Indian.
@mirzahamzabaig56674 жыл бұрын
@Deva Rafael but whom he would probably kill. There will be no monarchy and will it start a new World War.
@AHSANALI-tb3hs4 жыл бұрын
RLL: Calls the country Stanistan Me: Thinks he's joking RLL: Continues to call it Statistan for the rest of the video
@joshuas38974 жыл бұрын
Republic of Stan sounds way better
@amednbl4 жыл бұрын
@@amednbl stanistan means countries country
@lateshpatil53074 жыл бұрын
Why else the sponsorship segway won't work, besides...quintilling down on a joke is kinda his thang.
@daddyleon4 жыл бұрын
@@lateshpatil5307 It's like Timor Leste.Which literally means East East
@kiambo16014 жыл бұрын
@@kiambo1601 idk that Timor meant east LoL
@lateshpatil53074 жыл бұрын
It does make a lovely map shape. Would act as the worlds greatest buffer state too.
@wessexfox5197 Жыл бұрын
Ok thank u for helping me understan
@DaliDoneDusted40192 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: **Exists** People named Stan: *"It's free real estate"*
@Matrix_9854 жыл бұрын
Matrix it would be stanista
@saayun66634 жыл бұрын
Stan lee:😏😏😏
@nargarex23904 жыл бұрын
I live in Stan city
@georgewbush70214 жыл бұрын
Not stan this is Turan
@nediryani8624 жыл бұрын
Eminem would be the main ruler.
@hear2troulhehehe8944 жыл бұрын
When you realise Stannistan is literally 7 of today's countries so Stannis can call it the 'Seven Kingdoms'
@shaikhmohammad52803 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@edwardzhao34233 жыл бұрын
China: Don't do it.Just trust me don't do it. 😛
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
@@stevengreen9536 You know it's the right thing to do when China doesn't want you to.
@shaikhmohammad52803 жыл бұрын
@@shaikhmohammad5280 Depends on the situation.China has made some correct decisions every so often.😛
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
Saptistan in Urdu, but Saat Rajya will be okay too. Go ahead.
@saadamansayyed3 жыл бұрын
Other stans: We are landlocked, but big. Pakistan: Let me introduce you something.
@YourMajorAirplane Жыл бұрын
Lol
@hassanasad27 Жыл бұрын
I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
@GregAlloins2 жыл бұрын
Doctor: I diagnose you with Austia-hungary sindrome, you have ten to live. Stanistan: ten what? Doctor: 9
@user-ft3jq5vi2l4 жыл бұрын
Wut? °•°
@user-cv3dr4kt7j4 жыл бұрын
8
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@ninjastomp14 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: Having civil wars and ethnic unrest Austria Hungary: *First time?*
@Lazer-bp9lf4 жыл бұрын
Balkans: I am about to end this man's whole career.
@tanayraj24944 жыл бұрын
Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.
@fandomguy80254 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: exists *boss music starts playing* India to Stanistan: You gon die Russia to Stanistan: You gon die Stanistan to Stanistan: You gon die
@Yadobler4 жыл бұрын
@@tanayraj2494 Yugoslavia: *Hold my football*
@Lazer-bp9lf4 жыл бұрын
@@tanayraj2494 overused meme
@zeek90294 жыл бұрын
This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding. I wonder if that movie will ever come out?
@THEGLASSMANSWORLD10 ай бұрын
Land of Land sounds cool, might visit later
@LordSmallest Жыл бұрын
“Stanistan is an abomination that should have never been born” Great Britain: "I see this as an absolute win!"
@Kardia_of_Rhodes4 жыл бұрын
Heart of Iron RGF Great Britain would see that as a loss. What are you talking about?
@JayRamahi38104 жыл бұрын
Jay Ramahi it’s a meme
@jym2r4 жыл бұрын
Like Israel right?!
@boratsagdiyev15864 жыл бұрын
Je Moeder... well sorta... but they used Matilda 2s against modern soviet tanks and won
@Commrade-DOGE4 жыл бұрын
@@Commrade-DOGE i mean the gift of UK of Israel
@boratsagdiyev15864 жыл бұрын
Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...
@greatwolf814 жыл бұрын
Just imagine the borders
@c.g.55804 жыл бұрын
Welcome to LaLaland
@oey37654 жыл бұрын
U said Poland and The Netherlands twice
@pia_mater4 жыл бұрын
why iceLand and GreenLand have THİCC L
@Euzuner414 жыл бұрын
Rusland.
@lizstiscool55744 жыл бұрын
*tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*
@nocontext5590 Жыл бұрын
Part 9f this is the emoest of all emos
@amirsalih2332 Жыл бұрын
Can you do a video where each continent unites?
@redictat32 жыл бұрын
"The usa has 13k active duty soldiers." USA: Nah we outta here
@auritro39032 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@ashermoto1232 жыл бұрын
@@ashermoto123 get out
@carljhonson65932 жыл бұрын
Taliban: same America: **leaves** Taliban: HA! SIKE
@cheeseburgerjackson6242 жыл бұрын
This video aged well
@Deadbass_2 жыл бұрын
@@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?
@widespirit76482 жыл бұрын
2020 cant get any worse Stanistan: hey
@tracyboychuk77343 жыл бұрын
You know what can someone just hit the red button and end it already?
@perturabo78253 жыл бұрын
Perturabo NOPE NO NOT FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION ITS EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE RED BUTTON
@TheAdello3 жыл бұрын
When the older comment that says the same thing is right below
@humanscales14923 жыл бұрын
How is that bad?
@khajiitfemale15563 жыл бұрын
@@khajiitfemale1556 one more competitor
@jagdeepsingh95153 жыл бұрын
It is really a cool and fascinating concept.
@muhammadmubeenkahlon45982 жыл бұрын
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@masroorfarooqui2673 Жыл бұрын
If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!
@idioticmonkey2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: at no point in this video was “kazakhstan” spelled correctly
@kennyalvarado95654 жыл бұрын
Ye i was so confused
@pixienay24974 жыл бұрын
Easter egg?
@mops-vu2zl4 жыл бұрын
Kyrgyzstan either
@alexandermorgan94474 жыл бұрын
Yeah Kyrgyzstan too
@jacobtucker87584 жыл бұрын
His pronunciation of Kyrgyzstan hurt me inside, like the spelling.
@jamieswafford9774 жыл бұрын
“English is the only language I know” Kazachstan
@TheGreenPig3214 жыл бұрын
He also knows Russian
@tylerblox994964 жыл бұрын
In German Kasachstan
@dergermane37224 жыл бұрын
TheGreenPig321 Kazakhstan
@MikePlaysYeet4 жыл бұрын
400th like 👌
@zKamadoo4 жыл бұрын
The pure american
@degroot71584 жыл бұрын
Finally, we get to the important stuff!
@Psionetics2 жыл бұрын
Always wondered what the background music is of this video, it’s a tune
@_AaronT8 ай бұрын
The national anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem
@erik-001-4 жыл бұрын
The only national anthem with rapping XD
@pjkr1234 жыл бұрын
I would support Stan Lee as the leader if he hadn't died.
@Refty4 жыл бұрын
Imagine 100,000 soldiers at some ceremony screaming "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin..."
@Otoczak_4 жыл бұрын
Don't tempt me...
@FlagAnthem4 жыл бұрын
@@Otoczak_ I'm at the work, you caused me loud laught in the middle of quiet room, now everybody is looking at me . Thanks.
@antbereishit4 жыл бұрын
Their national anthem would be Stan by Eminem. Everybody in the world would know the lyrics
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.
@ranelgallardo70314 жыл бұрын
@@ranelgallardo7031 imagine if Eminem copyrighted the entire country
@spandexter12344 жыл бұрын
No i dont
@cancangara14534 жыл бұрын
Dear slim I wrote you a message you ain't answering
@gamerboi8930 Жыл бұрын
This seems great, with no problems at all, LET'S DO IT.
@chadmappers5.2mviews542 жыл бұрын
I literally got an Audible ad right before this video
@alexlagoa9084 Жыл бұрын
"Stanistan" has the same energy as westerners saying "chai tea" and "naan bread" LOL!
@blueberries10823 жыл бұрын
Or sahara desert
@xanshen90113 жыл бұрын
How is “naan” pronounced then?
@DarwinskiYT3 жыл бұрын
@@DarwinskiYT Naan.
@xanshen90113 жыл бұрын
Timor Leste says hi LOL
@eldamelouisemonter19373 жыл бұрын
@@DarwinskiYT the 'a's in "naan" are pronounced the same way as in "car"
@notleader81283 жыл бұрын
Teacher:What are you laughing at? Me:Nothing My mind:Stanistan
@gamingx75744 жыл бұрын
Never thought like that but it makes sense. Next video how to reshape countries based on Ethnic groups.
@rahulbhardwaj9130 Жыл бұрын
I stan this.
@izaactheberean68602 жыл бұрын
Stanistan’s official telegraph company: Westan Union
@charlescrocco78964 жыл бұрын
No......it must be eastan union Because they are in the east🤭
@jeffryesperanza32544 жыл бұрын
Stanistan would be populated by stans. Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido. The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan). Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun. Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.
@djcsavato1004 жыл бұрын
Their flag would also be a drawing of Stan Marsh
@Hollywood20214 жыл бұрын
every Stani will have Stan(d)s
@eashansaju81064 жыл бұрын
they all go that what university?
@m2coy4 жыл бұрын
Somehow setting that Eminem song as the national anthem for Stanistan seems so accurate. Not just the name of the song but the lyrics as well...
@liam-man72654 жыл бұрын
Stan is hindi means boobs
@udayrathod37864 жыл бұрын
If this was an actual country it would be hardcore mode for every singleplayer/multiplayer country building game
@The_hampster Жыл бұрын
I read the title as “what if every country ended in stan” and got confused when i didn’t see country’s ending with stan
@AussieBall_Animations Жыл бұрын
"The United States occupies Afghanistan..." Well about that
@agsuko20412 жыл бұрын
We don't talk about it anymore
@deadman93232 жыл бұрын
@@deadman9323 No, I think he meant that the US forces there are already leaving now
@Mohab72742 жыл бұрын
Finally.. after decades
@porcelynne22832 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhhhh......
@crayonbouzu85782 жыл бұрын
@@Mohab7274 We will never fully leave and still have many military bases and navel fleets deployed in the area.
@SilverShadow123392 жыл бұрын
Stanistan is like playing Civ and playing on the highest difficulty
@benwx47553 жыл бұрын
Believe me bro we live life here at hard mode.
@fazeel7773 жыл бұрын
I think you mean deity difficulty
@shrekonion83073 жыл бұрын
Civ? Which game is that
@Erick-zn1dn3 жыл бұрын
@@Erick-zn1dn civilization
@matissebilling22453 жыл бұрын
It's like playing the tribal stage in spore on hard mode,
@Nickthebrick83 жыл бұрын
Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.
@renerpho2 жыл бұрын
Yes but the ethnic groups still won't accept each other and tear the country apart
@eclipse-vw9ye Жыл бұрын
@@eclipse-vw9ye In case you couldn't tell, my answer was not serious.
@renerpho Жыл бұрын
The us left afghanistan too
@MNHA-youtube2 ай бұрын
Now that's an outSTANding move
@eneko67902 жыл бұрын
Drinking game: Have a shot every time he says stan Edit: thanks for the likes
@elliotbull79244 жыл бұрын
That's how you get alcohol poisoning.
@thekub324 жыл бұрын
Take a shot of an energy drink every time he says stan, to make it really interesting.
@466chalk4 жыл бұрын
I was drinking coke while watching this....
@Tabukium4 жыл бұрын
Dying game*
@cdemr4 жыл бұрын
yo ei did et im ginna driv to mac daawnolds
@kavenl77344 жыл бұрын
"After unification,it would become immediately apparent that Stanistan would be an _abomination that _*_never should have been born._* " that went from zero to 100 really quick
@conlia4 жыл бұрын
But not as quick as the Great Stanistani War would break out.
@KurtisC934 жыл бұрын
But I wonder how he got the recording of what the doctor said when I was born though
@sephikong83234 жыл бұрын
Just a brief highlight that Kazakhstan was spelled incorrectly, but I’m not judging for sure, such an informative and great video :)
@minty7061 Жыл бұрын
OMG YES! i scrolled for so long to find this comment, it’s so annoying that people can’t even write country’s name right >:(
@ramipluff367 Жыл бұрын
Me to
@thepolishball3968 Жыл бұрын
Best video ever
@drawingcrabs7046 Жыл бұрын
This...slightly early...foolish concept sounds great, just give it a few hours (and a few gummies) to really grow on you.
@sarysa Жыл бұрын
This video gave me the urge to listen to Stan
@BIazy2 жыл бұрын
People: 2020 can't get any weird July 2020: Stanistan becomes reality
@marcoreus18974 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sairatan42883 жыл бұрын
It’s s dream for us Pakistanis
@maqpi83353 жыл бұрын
Hey, don't touch us (Kazakhstan)
@aftrrdark3 жыл бұрын
Stan, ¿what?
@zidanehd25643 жыл бұрын
@Nabil Ibrahim china is trying to claim ladakh, they have not achieved it yet kid
@vasudevmaheshwari12103 жыл бұрын
More like: The United Stans of Asia U.S.A: what that's illegal RLL: Stan is Stan
@VKK-cr1uk4 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@therealronniej4 жыл бұрын
That is a better name that Stanistan
@alilabeebalkoka4 жыл бұрын
There’s a bunch of countries that have “United” in the name. Mexico’s real name, for instance, is the United Mexican States.
@DLBBALL4 жыл бұрын
Ali Labeeb Alkoka yeah lmao
@sadafrazzak82534 жыл бұрын
Stan Smith
@rollog12484 жыл бұрын
Anyone else giggle just a little bit almost every time he said Stanistan? 🤣 It just sounds silly.
@arinlilevjen6114 Жыл бұрын
The more I learn about the rest of the world, the more appreciative I am that I live in a country that is surrounded by a several thousand mile moat and is friendly with the two countries we boarder.
@Autistic_Changeling2 жыл бұрын
Where do you live bro
@megalucario49092 жыл бұрын
@@megalucario4909 USA
@Autistic_Changeling2 жыл бұрын
@@Autistic_Changeling oh okay
@megalucario49092 жыл бұрын
@@megalucario4909 Yeah, as many problems as we have, we at least don't have to worry about an invasion.
@Autistic_Changeling2 жыл бұрын
England in Persian be like: E N G E L E S T A N
@idkmyname72113 жыл бұрын
Well England was something like Angleland in Old English anyway
@MadDragonify3 жыл бұрын
We also called englistan in Urdu pakistan 😁😁😁
@techmantechmanbyhachi3 жыл бұрын
@@techmantechmanbyhachi also in hindi bro
@endeavour20833 жыл бұрын
@@endeavour2083 no it's "inglistan" is actually an urdu word. The hindi word for british is "Aangladesi" "आङ्लदेशि" or "angrez".
@adityashankar57233 жыл бұрын
@@adityashankar5723 urdu was originated in avadh ( now uttarpradesh, india)
@Desi.Superman3 жыл бұрын
In Polish, the word "state" is actually "stan" so if those countries united they could technically be called United States of Asia in Polish.
@antares61674 жыл бұрын
*United States of Central Asia* seems better in regards to their location
@helloworldx104 жыл бұрын
@@helloworldx10 You dont call the USA United States of North America, so it should just be called US of Asia
@henriquesoares23434 жыл бұрын
duh, we don’t have Canada, Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua Costa Rica, and Panama
@pen_l4 жыл бұрын
@@pen_l *Murica fuck yeah intensifies*
@Hunkie9044 жыл бұрын
I remember reading an idea to unite the southern African countries together, calling them the United States of Africa. Wow, we can have 3 USA's in the future! Not confusing at all.
@narata15414 жыл бұрын
Stanistan sure got alot of stans
@Noobgrunt Жыл бұрын
Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@masroorfarooqui2673 Жыл бұрын
*colonial Britain has entered the chat* “guys don’t worry I’m great at drawing lines on a map. I got this”
@thedavidj19964 жыл бұрын
Stan.
@thefricking54074 жыл бұрын
Plamen Stoev instructions unclear. Took control of Guatemala.
@shane46134 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Pls no
@thedstorm89224 жыл бұрын
Stalinstan
@epic78244 жыл бұрын
They would have done a lot better of a job than Stalin. He screwed the Stan's intentionally, especially Kyrgyzstan
@Hollywood20214 жыл бұрын
This was legit the goal of the Soviets. After invading Afghanistan they planned on annexing Pakistan. The soldiers dreamed of "washing their boots in the Indian Ocean"
@Crick19524 жыл бұрын
@@PakistanDefenseForum When USA intervened
@amitpawar62474 жыл бұрын
@@amitpawar6247 nope when Pakistan intervined for two years Pakistan alone kept Russia at Bay.
@bint-e-zejah67104 жыл бұрын
Or maybe they want to pee in a ocean
@rooshovhannes75924 жыл бұрын
@@amitpawar6247 ISI and the CIA corporated together
@Alistana4 жыл бұрын
Soviets didn't plan to annex Afghanistan, they wanted to support revolution there
@polysaf74164 жыл бұрын
That area has been a country a few times including right after Alexander (Greco Bactrians) and under Timur.
@geordiejones5618 Жыл бұрын
"My favorite video is the one about the man. The man from Stanistan."
@popolocaba2 жыл бұрын
Stanistan: Means land of land *every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes, together we can stop this*
@nytrex_yt74174 жыл бұрын
*Hmm, yes floor here is made out of floor*
@Xedron4 жыл бұрын
Yes I watched a 2 hour movie in 2 hours beat that
@umerhamza8754 жыл бұрын
Yes we think logically to do logical things
@aliveandunwell4304 жыл бұрын
Stan is just a prefix for land. So that doesn't even make sense. You can't just combine two prefix
@aadityaphadnis83994 жыл бұрын
@@Xedron I chewed gum with my teeth top that noob.
@cannedtuna61144 жыл бұрын
This sounds like a group project in high school where Pakistan is the person who does all the work
Stanistan is basically what would happen if someone was like "Yo let's create a muslim version of Austria-Hungary"
more like iraq during the occupation from 2003 till 2011 version 2 lol
Pretty much
More like French West Africa and French Equatorial Africa. Austria-Hugary was far less of a mess than Central Asia and it wouldn't even compare to Africa and the Middle East
I’d say like yugoslavia
except it could work because islam unites people
K-pop stans: "We are the strongest stan army." Stanistan: *Pathetic.*
Army is a fandom of the group Bts AND BTS ISN'T THE WHOLE KPOP
@@Bull-tm6hl Who cares Bruh.
Yeh
Radian STAN ARMMMYYYYY
@@Bull-tm6hl You are joking right?
i LOVE using the term "friend" in this context. like, "Iran wouldnt sacrifice ... to become Stanistans friend." i think its such a cute and funny concept
it's just another way of saying ally
I added the area in square miles of every stan country, and then, I looked on a website showing the ranks for how large every country is. After receiving my total sum for stanistan, I can conclude that, if stanistan we're to become a country one day, it would be the seventh largest country in the world.
And Kazakhstan is already 9th largest country in the world
yeah, but it would be a horrible place to live in. there would be like 2 civil wars happening at the same time lol
it would also give Russia 🇷🇺 to enter Arabian sea and they would make a big profit and even china would be using pakistan sea
"Let me guess, your home?" Stanos: "It was, and it was Staniful."
Lmao
St Sta, sta st st sta stanstans
missed opportunity to say "beautystan"
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I stan this
This comment section is filled with people trying their best at stan up comedy
Holy fuck i just wanted to write a comment about your unfunny joke and then i realised what you did there. You deserve a like.
Good one
I see what you did here...
Kk
Who liked my stupid reply tho
Fun fact: -istan is a Persian suffix meaning "land". Persian used to be the lingua franca in many areas between Iran and Bangladesh. Persian is an official language in Afghanistan and Tajikistan besides Iran, and many Iranian provinces have as -istan suffix in their names. In modern Persian, many European countries have Persian names ending in -istan as well, for example we Iranians say Englistan instead of England, Magyaristan (land of Magyars) instead of Hungry, Serbistan (Serbia), and so on.
True
also a lot of former Iranian provinces still call themselves the -stan ending name the Persians called us - a linguistic remnant of the past. I'm Armenian and in the Armenian language, Armenia is "Hyastan"
@@peterelittaa I didn't know that! Thanks!
In Pakistan even words like the desert (registan), oasis (nakhlustan) and graveyard (qabrustan) have stans (land) in them. India's name Hindustan is 100% Persian name then. They called Sindhu (the Indus river) Hindu and then added stan to it.
In Sanskrit, the word stanam means place
I really enjoy your videos and your subtle sense of humor. Thanks.
Middle East: We have the most ethnic tension Stanistan: Actually...
Balkans: *pathetic*
your name is legendary
Enitre of asia: *ametures*
Alabama 100 Former Yugoslavia countries:Ha! Beginners
Balkans
Possible name : United Stans of Asia (USA)
Hahaha lol 😆
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So now we will have 2 USA 1. THE RESPECTED, UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 🇺🇸🇺🇲 2. UNITED STANS OF ASIA.. (NO FLAG) THINK OF USA GOING ON TO WAR WITH USA.....
@@mk-tt3up " This just in: the USA invades the USA to liberate the USA from its oppressive oil."
hah
Despite the challenges, I believe we people can come together and make the dream a reality, if only because it looks so much better on a map
that isnt a dream that anyone wants to make a reality.
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
@@rohaanali5006 speak for yourself
It will happen INSHALLAH when we do justice.
@@user-lt6ve9ns4dPakistan attempted to in the 90s hopefully they try again without jihadis
Coming back to this video after 1 year, I am more informed of global politics and ethnicities. I now think there are a lot of mistakes in this analysis, although, with good effort and no ill intention from the creator. The Pashtun problem won't be a problem at all after unification, since it is mostly driven because of US involvement and the division of pakhtuns due to the Darrund Line. That line will exist no more and since Pakistan is now with Stanistan, it is a nuclear power and US will have no choice but to leave the region. Stanistan would immediately be offered alliances with Russia or China due to the fact that US troops are on the ground and Stanistan would obviously want them to leave. China already has the CPEC initiative with Pakistan and other close nations for the Belt and Road route. So China will not be an enemy at all. Russia has huge stakes on the CPEC project as well and already supplies a vast majority of it's Natural Gas and Oil to it's neighbors already so choosing to be enemies is Stanistan will not be beneficial to them. On the other hand, Russia will be incentivized to be allied with Stanistan in fear of USA attempts to welcome it into NATO, having a huge impact on the geo-political strategy. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone by containing Russia and China in 1 swift move. Russia nd China will not accept this at all and Stanistan's rulers will have to make the decision to either Join NATO, Join Russia and China as allies or make it's own league with the Arab states, 2 examples we have are OIC and Arab League. Choosing the latter will give the new nation massive power in the world and secure it's World Power - or Super Power status instantly. India will 100% be an adversary but will be careful in it's approach as they too want to connect with central Asia and don't want to anger China since Stanistan and China will no doubt be allies. A 2 front force for India is a real threat and the last thing they need is 2 nuclear super powers aiming their guns at them. Coming to the point of the Shia and Sunni muslims in the region and the tussle with Iran. Pakistan today has absolutely no problem with both sects and both of them are living in harmony in the country. Iran's agenda and the Saudi Arabia's agenda have been foiled many times by Pakistani citizens. And with Saudi Arabia's dependence on Pakistan's military for it's defense and Iran's dependence on Pakistan for imports and secure borders, and the already established alliance of both countries, the possibility is there for complicated relations, but probably Iran and Stanistan will be allies. Overall, this nation will not be as unstable as you might think, since with good fortune, all states are in 1 border, unlike the Pakistan in 1947, which had West Pakistan and East Pakistan, resulting in difficulty in governance. And which huge natural resources, I doubt any of the neighboring countries will want bad relations. So this is my analysis.
Makes sense.
Considering that US is now out of Afghanistan Russia will definitely not like its former Soviet Comrades forming another coalition as Soviet Reunion is the Russian Wetdream.
@@pranavkanttripathi2971 interesting you mention this. I suppose neutrality is also on the table.
@Surah Kittington pakistan is literally one of the least racist countries in the world, search it up, while india is the most racist country in the entire world. soruce: washington post
Wow that's sound and I really like the probability of Stanistan have no need for alliance with NATO or Russia at all.
Stanistan was founded. 2 hours later, Stanistan has been copyrighted by Eminem and is expected to pay 1.6 billion.
Imagine copyrightstriking a country
Iceland supermarkets copystriking Iceland
ViktorB I guess Greece kinda did that with FYROM, just without the money
Imagine Turkey suing Turkey for copyright
Wow 900 likes
I guess audible doesn’t have any books about how to spell “Kazakhstan”
Seriously pal, I noticed that too. But ohkyy, we can overlook it as a mistake! :)
*KUZ-AA-KISS-TAAN* : that how we pronounce it in South Asia
Kyrgyzstan too
@@helloworldx10 he meant the spelling (how you write it).
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I want to “Thank You” for making this video about a possible Stanistan.
In Persian, apart from the 11 countries you mentioned ( 7 Stanistan + Mogholestan, Hindustan, Lahestan, Engelestan) the following countries also have similar names: Serbestan (Serbia) Majarestan (Hungary) Arabestan (Saudi Arabia) Armanestan (Armenia) Gorjestan (Georgia) Bulgarestan (Bulgaria) Also, there is some territory or province in other countries which ended with "stan" in Persian. As you say the word "stan" in Persian is equivalent to the prefix "land" so there are no restrictions on use.
Istan is Persian Sthan is Sanskrit
They should adopt Eminem's "Stan" as their anthem.
Nice
Anthemistan
No, Stan from American Dad
No, stan from gay slang
@@thatbeefman8042 No, Stan Marsh from South Park
"We're gonna unite all of these countries and just see what happens" That does indeed sound very British
Haha😂🤣🤣
This is what a British politician would think in the early 1900s...
HAHHAHAHAA The best one
Indians and Pakistanis argue with each other so much but will become the bestest friends in the world when they hear the word "British" and I love that
😆
That Nuclear deterrant of Pakistan is alone enough to mitigate any prospect of being under attack from neigboring country lol
Didn’t stop US, India, Iran and Afghanistan from violating your sovereignty. The whole world knows Pakistan’s nuclear threat is a bluff. If you actually used a nuclear bomb in response to a conventional weapon, Pakistan would cease to exist. And the Pakistan military knows that too.
I was wondering about this 2 days ago and this video pop in my algorithm!
Title for their national anthem: 'We all Stan together."
That literally means ''we all land together''
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 Stan sound like stand. It is not literal dude.
@@dr.syedmuhammadmanazer-ul-414 not too far off either tbh
United we stan, out country, cuz it was a Wallace land
@@sauronstillgood6804 both actually generated from the same Indo-European word. Stan in Persian means the place a specific kind of people is. for example Tajikistan = where the Tajiks are or you can say where the Tajiks stand standing in Persian is Istadan
"Just because it ends in stan doesn't mean it wou-" " *STAN IS STAN* "
It will be Turkistan
Haha i remove the 666 likes
@@user-ps2qx3vr8y no it will be Stan
@@abdullahgaming1271 I live in Asia and I know it is Turkistan
DREAM STANS
That Game Of Thrones sponsorship on audible at the last was way too smooth!! Didn’t even see that coming 🙃
Although I am Indian but when I see pakistan would be greatest among other 'stan' I fell good
Why?
@@eyeofsauron2812 cause we have similar origin They speak language similar to ours They live in a culture very similar to that of ours
@@bmarpit3942 Aren't Pakistan and India literally enemies?
@@eyeofsauron2812 the politicians are Not the people
@@bmarpit3942 Okay, what are the conficts about, border disputes?
Stanistan: the land of Stan’s Everyone called Stan: this is my home
American dad would be conflicted
Stanley?
Hero Mihai26 YT yes?
truly yours, your biggest fan This is Stan
Dog with a blog and Gravity Falls
Stan - Eminem, would be their National Anthem
Its your biggest fan This is *stanistan*
I really thought he is gonna talk about being a fan. 😅😂
goddamit u stole my comment.,..lol
My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
@@v0rtex61 Morning rainclouds in my window and I can't see at all
In Turkish there are many more -stans: Saudi Arabia, Armenia, Georgia, Hungary, Bulgaria, Greece, Croatia, Serbia, Mongolia, India, Eritrea ( i think), and maybe a few more.
O'zbekiston has already started the construction of a railway through Afg'oniston to connect O'zbekiston with the ports of Pokiston. Thanks to the new project, goods from O'zbekiston will be able to get to the world ocean faster and cheaper.
Love from Pakistan🇵🇰💞🤝🇺🇿
it's called the Trans-Afghan railway
Wondering what gauge would the line be, 1520mm or 1676mm or standard-gauge?
I want to go to Uzbekistan someday and every other country that ends with stan
@@AlbatrossWasTakenthe man just called your country Porkistan and your saying good luck?
K-Pop fans: We are the largest Stan army Stanistan: Hold my stan
LOL
lol 😂😂
: )
worst comment every written
@@memperkasaya2078 lol
Imagine this being an actual thing in April 2020: this is just the beginning
Lol
A nuclear capable country, that has a bunch of countries that fucking hate each other bunched together? The amount of terrorist attacks and in fighting would be scary.
@Venky Wank that is a really intresting point. RLL did say that stanistan would need a strong leader, and i think india had that, so maybe it might work
I mean, it's basically a larger Changatai khanate
Allah bless you for pray for this
This man is always asking the important questions.
This video aged well too well for what online communities are becoming
I think this social isolation is starting to get to you mate
Please make a video on economy of Stanistan.
Dude it's great to see you here. I was just watching the Economics of UAE video and right here you are......
Bruh
Lol
Lol ye
*Surrounded by Russia, China, India and Iran.* Stanistan: This is fine.
Actually india is also hindustan
That’s what he polish Lithuanian commonwealth said
meGAMING NOOB yea they say that in Hindi
Poland 2.0
@@hmjonwal457 The video noted how this is true in some languages and explicitly made the decision to only go by names as accepted in English.
honestly i expected you to make a hint about how the USSR wanted to collect all of the "Stans" but encountered major civilian and Islamic resistance when they got to Afghanistan, so they never ended up reaching Pakistan
eminem my fans all are in america meanwhile stanistan: land of stans
So basically “Pakistan and friends”
Yes🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰❤️❤️❤️
@@maqsoodhussain3444 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 Edit: I am not even indian, just wanted to see the reactions
@@fica1137 😂😂
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
@@fica1137 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰
Imagine being an obsessive fan of this country, you'd be a Stan of Stanistan
And your name is Stan, Stan, Stan of Stanistan
@@Tragedous I'm done- 🤣
me who lives in pakistan :0
@@ZeEllieIslandShow greetings from ur bad neighbor😅
_Stanception_
Thanks for idea for my EU 4 run
Can you do an a video of just Afghanistan and Pakistan uniting?
RRL: What if every country ending in "stan" united? Me: *You would have a nation state that somehow makes Austria-Hungary in 1918 look stable in comparison*
Strike One, lol yeah
XIXth century Ottoman Empire and 1990's Yugoslavia : Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle shall be legendary
Austria-Hungary was more or less stable in the first half of 1918 though. Shit hit the fan only after the failure at the Piave and the Entente breakthrough in Macedonia.
@Deva Rafael More like... a Chechniyan or Indian.
@Deva Rafael but whom he would probably kill. There will be no monarchy and will it start a new World War.
RLL: Calls the country Stanistan Me: Thinks he's joking RLL: Continues to call it Statistan for the rest of the video
Republic of Stan sounds way better
@@amednbl stanistan means countries country
Why else the sponsorship segway won't work, besides...quintilling down on a joke is kinda his thang.
@@lateshpatil5307 It's like Timor Leste.Which literally means East East
@@kiambo1601 idk that Timor meant east LoL
It does make a lovely map shape. Would act as the worlds greatest buffer state too.
Ok thank u for helping me understan
Stanistan: **Exists** People named Stan: *"It's free real estate"*
Matrix it would be stanista
Stan lee:😏😏😏
I live in Stan city
Not stan this is Turan
Eminem would be the main ruler.
When you realise Stannistan is literally 7 of today's countries so Stannis can call it the 'Seven Kingdoms'
LMAO
China: Don't do it.Just trust me don't do it. 😛
@@stevengreen9536 You know it's the right thing to do when China doesn't want you to.
@@shaikhmohammad5280 Depends on the situation.China has made some correct decisions every so often.😛
Saptistan in Urdu, but Saat Rajya will be okay too. Go ahead.
Other stans: We are landlocked, but big. Pakistan: Let me introduce you something.
Lol
I like how I was always thinking about the countries that have Stan like Uzbekistan Pakistan Tajikistan Kyrgyzstan Aphganistan, like all I was thinking was Stan yet I was wondering if every country's with Stan United and it happened.. LIKE 1 YEAR AGO
Doctor: I diagnose you with Austia-hungary sindrome, you have ten to live. Stanistan: ten what? Doctor: 9
Wut? °•°
8
7
6
5
Stanistan: Having civil wars and ethnic unrest Austria Hungary: *First time?*
Balkans: I am about to end this man's whole career.
Only if you unite people who don't want to unite, but against a threat that makes people overlook their differences it works fine as long as things don't get unequal, literally how every nation/empire formed from tribes, groups of people.
Stanistan: exists *boss music starts playing* India to Stanistan: You gon die Russia to Stanistan: You gon die Stanistan to Stanistan: You gon die
@@tanayraj2494 Yugoslavia: *Hold my football*
@@tanayraj2494 overused meme
This is interesting because I worked on a film production years ago which was under the name Stanistan but it never got picked up due to lack of funding. I wonder if that movie will ever come out?
Land of Land sounds cool, might visit later
“Stanistan is an abomination that should have never been born” Great Britain: "I see this as an absolute win!"
Heart of Iron RGF Great Britain would see that as a loss. What are you talking about?
Jay Ramahi it’s a meme
Like Israel right?!
Je Moeder... well sorta... but they used Matilda 2s against modern soviet tanks and won
@@Commrade-DOGE i mean the gift of UK of Israel
Now lets make a country naming "Landaland" which includes England, Poland, Netherland, Finland, Scotland, GreenLand, IceLand, Switzerland Ireland, the Netherlands, Poland, Thailand, New Zealand, Somaliland, and Puntland...
Just imagine the borders
Welcome to LaLaland
U said Poland and The Netherlands twice
why iceLand and GreenLand have THİCC L
Rusland.
*tea’s gone cold im wondering why i got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window and i can’t see at all. Even if i could it’ll all be grey but the picture on wall, it reminds me that it’s not so bad, not so bad*
Part 9f this is the emoest of all emos
Can you do a video where each continent unites?
"The usa has 13k active duty soldiers." USA: Nah we outta here
Lol true
@@ashermoto123 get out
Taliban: same America: **leaves** Taliban: HA! SIKE
This video aged well
@@cheeseburgerjackson624 I've heard from somewhere that the Talibani terrorists just disguised as civilians and then joined the Afghanistan Army and got proper training and the surrendered to the rest of the Talibani terrorists. This was all planned. Is it true?
2020 cant get any worse Stanistan: hey
You know what can someone just hit the red button and end it already?
Perturabo NOPE NO NOT FROM THE SCP FOUNDATION ITS EXTREMELY IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE THE RED BUTTON
When the older comment that says the same thing is right below
How is that bad?
@@khajiitfemale1556 one more competitor
It is really a cool and fascinating concept.
Stanistan Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
If you included several of the Russian republics and provinces in Iran and Turkey, it would be uncomprehendably vast. But alas, those aren't really countries. Good video!
Fun fact: at no point in this video was “kazakhstan” spelled correctly
Ye i was so confused
Easter egg?
Kyrgyzstan either
Yeah Kyrgyzstan too
His pronunciation of Kyrgyzstan hurt me inside, like the spelling.
“English is the only language I know” Kazachstan
He also knows Russian
In German Kasachstan
TheGreenPig321 Kazakhstan
400th like 👌
The pure american
Finally, we get to the important stuff!
Always wondered what the background music is of this video, it’s a tune
The national anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem
The only national anthem with rapping XD
I would support Stan Lee as the leader if he hadn't died.
Imagine 100,000 soldiers at some ceremony screaming "Dear Slim, I wrote you but you still ain't callin..."
Don't tempt me...
@@Otoczak_ I'm at the work, you caused me loud laught in the middle of quiet room, now everybody is looking at me . Thanks.
Their national anthem would be Stan by Eminem. Everybody in the world would know the lyrics
spandexter 123 Imagine if an Olympic athlete won gold from there and by rule the gold medalist’s nation’s anthem has to be played. That would be one interesting medal ceremony.
@@ranelgallardo7031 imagine if Eminem copyrighted the entire country
No i dont
Dear slim I wrote you a message you ain't answering
This seems great, with no problems at all, LET'S DO IT.
I literally got an Audible ad right before this video
"Stanistan" has the same energy as westerners saying "chai tea" and "naan bread" LOL!
Or sahara desert
How is “naan” pronounced then?
@@DarwinskiYT Naan.
Timor Leste says hi LOL
@@DarwinskiYT the 'a's in "naan" are pronounced the same way as in "car"
Teacher:What are you laughing at? Me:Nothing My mind:Stanistan
Never thought like that but it makes sense. Next video how to reshape countries based on Ethnic groups.
I stan this.
Stanistan’s official telegraph company: Westan Union
No......it must be eastan union Because they are in the east🤭
Stanistan would be populated by stans. Their anthem would be “Stan” by Eminem feat. Dido. The most dominant buildings would be apartments/housing (check Serbian translation of stan). Their police will not have bullets in their firearms, they just set it to stun. Stannis might be their leader but when you hear the Megalovania theme, that means their overlord Stans is coming.
Their flag would also be a drawing of Stan Marsh
every Stani will have Stan(d)s
they all go that what university?
Somehow setting that Eminem song as the national anthem for Stanistan seems so accurate. Not just the name of the song but the lyrics as well...
Stan is hindi means boobs
If this was an actual country it would be hardcore mode for every singleplayer/multiplayer country building game
I read the title as “what if every country ended in stan” and got confused when i didn’t see country’s ending with stan
"The United States occupies Afghanistan..." Well about that
We don't talk about it anymore
@@deadman9323 No, I think he meant that the US forces there are already leaving now
Finally.. after decades
Ahhhhhhh......
@@Mohab7274 We will never fully leave and still have many military bases and navel fleets deployed in the area.
Stanistan is like playing Civ and playing on the highest difficulty
Believe me bro we live life here at hard mode.
I think you mean deity difficulty
Civ? Which game is that
@@Erick-zn1dn civilization
It's like playing the tribal stage in spore on hard mode,
Most of the problems you mentioned could easily be solved. For example, the US could just leave Afghanistan; Pakistan being the only nuclear power within Stanistan could be mitigated by distributing nuclear weapons to the others; and all the border disputes would be null and void once the (now internal) border vanishes. You've created a true paradise.
Yes but the ethnic groups still won't accept each other and tear the country apart
@@eclipse-vw9ye In case you couldn't tell, my answer was not serious.
The us left afghanistan too
Now that's an outSTANding move
Drinking game: Have a shot every time he says stan Edit: thanks for the likes
That's how you get alcohol poisoning.
Take a shot of an energy drink every time he says stan, to make it really interesting.
I was drinking coke while watching this....
Dying game*
yo ei did et im ginna driv to mac daawnolds
"After unification,it would become immediately apparent that Stanistan would be an _abomination that _*_never should have been born._* " that went from zero to 100 really quick
But not as quick as the Great Stanistani War would break out.
But I wonder how he got the recording of what the doctor said when I was born though
Just a brief highlight that Kazakhstan was spelled incorrectly, but I’m not judging for sure, such an informative and great video :)
OMG YES! i scrolled for so long to find this comment, it’s so annoying that people can’t even write country’s name right >:(
Me to
Best video ever
This...slightly early...foolish concept sounds great, just give it a few hours (and a few gummies) to really grow on you.
This video gave me the urge to listen to Stan
People: 2020 can't get any weird July 2020: Stanistan becomes reality
🤣🤣🤣
It’s s dream for us Pakistanis
Hey, don't touch us (Kazakhstan)
Stan, ¿what?
@Nabil Ibrahim china is trying to claim ladakh, they have not achieved it yet kid
More like: The United Stans of Asia U.S.A: what that's illegal RLL: Stan is Stan
Lol 😂
That is a better name that Stanistan
There’s a bunch of countries that have “United” in the name. Mexico’s real name, for instance, is the United Mexican States.
Ali Labeeb Alkoka yeah lmao
Stan Smith
Anyone else giggle just a little bit almost every time he said Stanistan? 🤣 It just sounds silly.
The more I learn about the rest of the world, the more appreciative I am that I live in a country that is surrounded by a several thousand mile moat and is friendly with the two countries we boarder.
Where do you live bro
@@megalucario4909 USA
@@Autistic_Changeling oh okay
@@megalucario4909 Yeah, as many problems as we have, we at least don't have to worry about an invasion.
England in Persian be like: E N G E L E S T A N
Well England was something like Angleland in Old English anyway
We also called englistan in Urdu pakistan 😁😁😁
@@techmantechmanbyhachi also in hindi bro
@@endeavour2083 no it's "inglistan" is actually an urdu word. The hindi word for british is "Aangladesi" "आङ्लदेशि" or "angrez".
@@adityashankar5723 urdu was originated in avadh ( now uttarpradesh, india)
In Polish, the word "state" is actually "stan" so if those countries united they could technically be called United States of Asia in Polish.
*United States of Central Asia* seems better in regards to their location
@@helloworldx10 You dont call the USA United States of North America, so it should just be called US of Asia
duh, we don’t have Canada, Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, El Salvador, Honduras, Nicaragua Costa Rica, and Panama
@@pen_l *Murica fuck yeah intensifies*
I remember reading an idea to unite the southern African countries together, calling them the United States of Africa. Wow, we can have 3 USA's in the future! Not confusing at all.
Stanistan sure got alot of stans
Very nice idea If this happens then it will be a big and strong country.
*colonial Britain has entered the chat* “guys don’t worry I’m great at drawing lines on a map. I got this”
Stan.
Plamen Stoev instructions unclear. Took control of Guatemala.
Everyone: Pls no
Stalinstan
They would have done a lot better of a job than Stalin. He screwed the Stan's intentionally, especially Kyrgyzstan
This was legit the goal of the Soviets. After invading Afghanistan they planned on annexing Pakistan. The soldiers dreamed of "washing their boots in the Indian Ocean"
@@PakistanDefenseForum When USA intervened
@@amitpawar6247 nope when Pakistan intervined for two years Pakistan alone kept Russia at Bay.
Or maybe they want to pee in a ocean
@@amitpawar6247 ISI and the CIA corporated together
Soviets didn't plan to annex Afghanistan, they wanted to support revolution there
That area has been a country a few times including right after Alexander (Greco Bactrians) and under Timur.
"My favorite video is the one about the man. The man from Stanistan."
Stanistan: Means land of land *every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes, together we can stop this*
*Hmm, yes floor here is made out of floor*
Yes I watched a 2 hour movie in 2 hours beat that
Yes we think logically to do logical things
Stan is just a prefix for land. So that doesn't even make sense. You can't just combine two prefix
@@Xedron I chewed gum with my teeth top that noob.
This sounds like a group project in high school where Pakistan is the person who does all the work
@Xeccelerator I'm that guy
@@boxingexpert9065 which one
Which they (Pakistan) don't know
Uzbekistan
Pointless video.