Hold L2 to win.
Level 150
Starting Class: Vagabond
Vigor: 60
Mind: 20
Endurance: 40
Strength: 60
Dexterity: 13
Intelligence: 12
Faith: 15
Arcane: 7
Armor: Bull-goat Set
Weapon: Brick Hammer with Wild Strike AoW
Talisman:
- Bull-goat Talisman
- Radagon's Soreseal
- Dragoncrest Greatshield
- Starscourge Heirloom
Consumable: Ironjar Aromatic
Music: It has to be this way (Extended) - MGR: Revengeance OST
#eldenring
#pvp
#StandingHereIRealize
#duel
Cringe Dex Build: Why wont you die! Senator Strength Build: Ironjar Aromatic Son! It hardens in response to dex builds.
Based comment.
@@sentient9478 My source is that I made it the fuck up.
Strengthdowner: I'm fucking invincible!
best comment
I find it hypocritical to complain about dex builds when str builds have access to this kind of bullcrap
Love the fact that everyone who lost was wearing some type of armor yet the true threat was the lad in half leather clothes properly using the true enbonkening hammer
Thought I could just poise through that hammer, didn't realize that I'd get burger flipped
@@grimmy7867 the true master of the toughest of the crabby patties
It's over poise machine! I have the bigger hammer!
@@grimmy7867 prelates charge will also pancake you
@@grimmy7867didn’t except burger
Funny how the only counter in this video was an even bigger hammer lol
Jetstream bonk
theres always a bigger fish
i mean one guy would have won since he simply evaded until OP's buffs ended but OP was tired of him and told him to jump off a cliff and the guy obliged XD
🎵🎵How many prawns do you have to eat🎵🎵
To a hammer everything is a nail, including another hammer.
Average elden ring player: Why have armor if you can dodge enemy attacks This guys: Why dodge if the enemy hits are worthless
Havel The Rock: Why dodge when my Greatshield can tank everything.
😂this duo gonna be incredible one take damage and another Dodge
@@christopherregan1654Yhorm: What is, _defense_ ?
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL STRENGTH BUILDS HERE JACK, CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY HIT
Using Unseen Blade and then a weapon buff to make it seem like your weapon is appearing in your hand is a genius touch.
RIP The Wall
Love the pvp shorts, especially the cosplays. These videos also teach two things... 1. The counters to meta or maidenless builds are memes 2. The only way to counter a meme is to get a bigger hammer, and meme harder
"but actualli the red katana does more damege than the stick also not wearing any armor is stupid" -Someone without a maiden
I'm starting to find a lot of counters are things we didn't think of but should have been obvious all along. Like the guy with the Fingerprint there -- Fingerprint shield-poking is an obvious counter to RoB because it's a shield that actually does heavily mitigate statuses. But also, Thunderbolt's Blessing specifies that it causes weapon bounce, making it an obvious counter to Fingerprint shield-poking which can only use one-handed attacks while the shield stays up.
@@BlueShellshock I agree completely. One thing I have also found helpful are true knockdowns, such as wrath of gold, giant's flame, and taker's flame. There are a lot of bull goat armor users that rely on being able to tank through your hit to hit you with RoB or dual bleed weapons. Also, if you have seen the tohou build video, I will absolutely advocate golden land as a top notch faith ash of war. If it caches a poorly timed charge, it can melt health bars. Honestly though, memes introduce variety and more variety catches maidenless players off guard and promotes a wider array of builds to encounter in friendly pvp.
The only way to counter a meme build is to just UNGA BUNGA BONK, man. Just don't be a cringe and use the generic maidenless builds.
I'VE CARVED MY OWN PATH, YOU FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH, BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAAAAAAME
If you can't defeat the shield users... *BECOME THE SHIELD!*
*THE WALL*
“Truly a Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear.”
Poisemachines son, they harden in respones to physical movement
fun fact: all of these guys could have won.. if only they waited 30 seconds before attacking the metal man that is stuck at a REALLY slow walk
Fun fact: One did on the follow up match. My fight is in this. I won the rematch.
but wheres the fun in that??
At that point you might aswell just use law of regression
To be fair give the guys some credit, they didn't act like pussies and kept on running while waiting for his buffs to wear off, they fought him head on and I respect that
@@bigmannn2443 but was it courage, or stupidity at work? One may never know
There should be a duo boss with the poise machine and the wall
Fr
No please, have mercy
Magic builds and status build up would be the technique
@@senatorstevenarmstrong9821 not if either of them know law of regression
@@senatorstevenarmstrong9821 If you bring any range weapons or staffs into the arena the poiseskin duo breaks it in half
I love the brick hammer, it’s such a comedically simple weapon.
In a world of dragons, powerfull casters, gods and demigods with weapons infused with such overhelming power and then theres this guy who uses a literal brick on a stick. Love this weapon
mad effective too use it in every dungeon with the ccrystal bosses
When that Steven Armstrong OST kicks in 🔥🔥
ok, using hidden weapon to emulate summoning it is fucking epic
How do you do that??
@@cursedimageseveryday5559 unseen blade buff gets replaced by lightning armament buff because they're the same type of buff, so you get that cool reveal effect
I like how that one guy who kept running away the whole time did as he was told when Poise Machine pointed off the cliff. It was all like "Okay. Okay. I got it. I got it. I'm sorry master!"
You get into some absolutely stellar shenanigans, love the content! Keep up the great work, and may the dark shine your way 🌑
metal goat solid
Havel would be proud.
Wild Strikes is such an insane weapon art. Built my whole character off it!
When they hit you with that dollar store pepper spray
Havel's legacy still lives.
He poised through an aspect of the crucible: horns. *holy shit.*
0:45 Madness user: You fool! You really believe a lowsy Goat Armor could save you from the truth!? Come and be consumed by the frenzy flame! The Poise Machine: I see no use to see the truth when it does nothing. But since you allowed me to see your truth, allow me to show you mine *crackle blades hammer intensifies*
Such an epic comment to be honest
This build vs. The Wall is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object
POV: you see this guy and hear "What are you, a casul?"
3:32 .... My god I love this community
Your vids are awesome the hype iz here for sure ^^ Thanks
Nanomachines.
Imma need the build setup asap…
Starting Class: Vagabond Lvl 150 Vigor: 60 Mind: 20 Endurance: 40 Strength: 60 Dexterity: 13 Intelligence: 12 Faith: 15 Arcane: 7 Armor: Bull-goat Set Weapon: Brick Hammer with Wild Strike AoW Talisman: - Bull-goat Talisman - Radagon's Soreseal - Dragoncrest Greatshield - Starscourge Heirloom Consumable: Ironjar Aromatic
@@grimmy7867 nice
I think it's funny that even with Radagon's soreseal, he takes barely any damage. Edit: Well, not *barely* any damage, but rather an unremarkable amount of damage.
the music fits so perfectly
2:45 Oh god... HE HAS A BIGGER HAMMER
The intro with the hammer Thor style was in one word amazing.
get's hit but does not flinch? The Legend vibes
Giant dad returns!
Definition Of "One Mistake, And You Are Boutta Get Shredded."
STANDING HERE
Havels spirit lives on
HITS LIKE A TRUCK. HAVE HP AS A TRUCK. ARMORED AS TRUCK. SLOW AS F#CK. ROCKKK SIMULATOR.
Havel 2.0
in a world separated by immovable objects and unstoppable forces, bro chose to be both
I kind of feel for the guy who's brain suddenly stopped working while switching to his weapon to riposte, happens all the time at the worse possible moments
"nano-stone son they react to fisical trauma"
Not only does this man make the best build ever he uses the best music from the best game ever
Poise Machine vs The Wall. Who wins?
Yes
They fuse into Giantdad.
they'll create a black hole & universe will collapse
IN THE NAME OF UNGA, LET THERE BE BUNGA
poise machine son
Just like havel's armor remember you are weak to lightning.
Giant dad would be so proud
Poise Machine, son!
how'd you do that lightning trick at the beginning that made u look like thor
The elden ring equivalent of a semi truck vs a prius
You look like a God swinging that hammer
"You can't hurt me!"
Honestly I could see this being an enemy somewhere in Lyndell
Erdtree Avatars?
Cool vid.😺
You can’t hurt me tarnished, bullgoat + iron jar aromatic son
poise enjoyer
what's that ironflesh thing u use?
GEIROD THOR HAMMARUUUUU
True heavy hitter right there
this is going to be my build against malenia so bad + the fingerprint stone xD man is going to be the rock
"You can't hurt me jack"
How are you doing that with your hammer at the beginning
which is strongest, this, giant dad or THE WALL
Coooool!!!!!
Amazing😂
Madness -> 200% MAD
tip: use the cerulian hidden tear for infinite wild strikes cycles.
GIGAHAMMER
Ah yes the ultimate tank.
Wow! I love this build! I can't wait to try it out! mfw i see a guy using lightning incantations: 💀
We've finally found him: B. Rick S**thouse
the wall vs maximum poise, this will be the legendary fight
that ending lol
I really hope they buff Boc at some point; the Bull-Goat set looks awesome, and I know the horns are the whole gimmick & theme, but they get a bit hard to look at after a while
They balanced out the armor by making it ugly as fuck and therefore not viable for fashion souls
The new Havel
you have turned yourself into the boss
How would this build work for an lvl 356?
Just keep swinging just keep swinging just keep swinging just keep swinging swinging swinging
you cant hurt me jack
*Nice knife*
The twink fears the Poise Machine.
When The Wall has had enough of using his shields and is tired of your shit.
Of course the trade off being that one of the ingredients requires you to kill the jar people.
I don't know which is scarier, the wall or the poise machine
The poise machine gives you a glimpse of victory through it’s slow movement and loss of stamina. The wall however; with it’s resolute stride and indomitable defense, will remain vigilant in denying you the routes of achievement.
poise % = all
nanomachines son
Can someone make an edit of when the hammer hits someone it makes a bonk noise
Drinks aromatic, eats a weapon art to the face, refuses to elaborate further
I gotta do this build...
Love the Bonk sound, also did you tell that one player to kill himself?
The unstoppable force fuses with the immovable object
Tarnished detected, opinion tolerated
*gets bleed stunned*
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL POISE BUILDS, CANT FRET OVER EVERY BOILED CRAB
bros the definition of vigor
The true wall…