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Communist Alexa doesn't have *mycrophone* It has *ourcrophone*
😂👍
😂good one
no! it has my!! crophone not your crophone!!
Lmao
lol
iPad _I sleep_ OurPad *REAL SHIT*
StarvePad *Ascended.*
what year u talkin about?
stop commenting on literally every video I watch XD
"Thousand of people starving" I sleep "Someone takes $1 extra for themselves" *DIE CAPITALIST PIG 100000000 EONS IN THE GULAG FOR YOU*
WE sleep
“Enough to deter a German invasion” I’m dying 🤣
"That's lucky." I love his response too.
Same
Russian anthem is different from USSR?
THATS LUCKY
And so are the Germans
Tomorrows weather : A cold blizzard Also the guy : Oh yah I got potato field work tommorow…
My favorite part is when they changed the laughing subtitles to xaxaxaxa
Hes probably picking them up
Lol
"Alexa, put on my Saturday playlist" "You mean OUR Saturday playlist?"
our saturday playlist on OUR alexa
Soyuz nermushini
How could you guys not notice that CAPITALIST????
Lol
Good OUR
In Soviet Russia, Alexa asks you.
I hope this joke one day dies
FancyRoyale there isn’t such thing as soviet russia you dumb fuck go back to school its soviet union or ussr not soviet russia i guess you are really shit at history or shit at school particularly
Naruto Uzumaki it’s just a meme u dumb fuck
@@Theniebobeanie in soviet russia joke kills you.
In Soviet Rrrrussia, pizza eat you.
God that guy can’t do anything without asking Alexa for something.
th origianal is an ad
Now that is True Communism
I would do that if i had a communist Alexa
@@ruturajshiralkar5566yeah
Yes, that part was a parody of both capitalism and communism 🤣
Who stole my speaker
You mean OUR speaker!
I did...not, comrade! 😊
I stole it
did you mean *OUR* speaker?
Everybody: shooting stars Communism: shooting tsars
dark
legit copy pasta
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Xaxaxa
@J ehhh
“Perfect to deter a German invasion” Napoleon: She said German, let’s invade Moscow!
Japan: Can I also help sometime in future?
@@mysticdragonex815 no you can’t you’re the little brother your mom tells you to take with you when you go to meet friends
@@benedictbrettner9652 Shut up.
He person above me is clearly not from germany and has absolutely no connection with nazi
*Moskau
That soviet anthem, you gotta admit, was sung with so much gust
Hey, I could sing pretty enthusiastically, too, if I had a rifle barrel pointed at the back of my head, or, if I hadn't eaten for a week, been living in squalor, and a buffet in the czar's palace was my reward for singing.
@@Gottaculat Bezos' workers are pissing in bottles or fired and become homeless all while he goes to space.
@@Gottaculat Nah I don't think you'd be a patch on any of the singers of the Red Army Choir tbh.
You people have incredibly warped understanding of USSR. Is that something your corporate masters were telling you about Soviet people?@@Gottaculat
have actually been to Russia before 2018, its lovely. Their train stations are more like art museums. Murals on the walls, not a single bit of dirt on the floor. The shops are more like old fashion shops where its several stalls under a giant tent where you can barter for prices. A weeks shop for me UK wise for myself is about £40. In Russia, converting it from Rubbels to pounds, its £27. The people are very friendly too. I got lost on more than one occasion, had my map out and was trying to work out where i was. Within moments every time i had people come over and ask in very broken English if i was lost and gave directions. Where as in the U, it would be "I dunno bruv I just got off the boat. I dont speak english."
like the features, setup was difficult for some of my devices (August Door lock, kzhead.infoUgkxhB5YOMNj04GuoAosExygP4cH-dKeb4aB Bose speaker)... but all switches and outlets (5), thermostat, tankless water heater. Unfortunately all I can do is turn on/off Bose. It doesn't support volume or changing channels, but I believe that is due to the particular speaker I have.... Worth getting if you already have other devices to use it with... I don't sit around and ask Alexa questions much so that doesn't really matter to me....
Bot?
Everybody: Shooting stars Communists: Shooting tsars
Nah, commies get the whole package! Remember that meteor that exploded over that Russian city?
Why have you not more likes lol
Dislexic: Soothing Tsars
Dude u made my Day lmao
Haha!
“Tomorrow you have potato field work” Girl: *cheers*
i audibly laughed hahaha
@@joegun if you're a girl you're free to work on my fields anytime ;)
@@joegun yup , forgot that man. Good day to you.
Time to go to Soviet Ukraine Товарищ
Fun fact, the Soviet Union legalized abortions and women voting decades before the US or any other country. Then Joseph Stalin ruined the whole revolution.
“Alexa, what’s the weather tomorrow?” “There will be a very cold blizzard tommorow, perfect to deter a German invasion.” “Well that’s lucky.” Made me laugh so hard
"There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow, perfect to deter a German invasion" made me laugh so hard🤣
When the girl was smiling from potato field work 😂
“Call my husband” “ *OUR* Husband”
TheAsianGamer/ /Anaqin H. This actually use to be in 17-20s wifes use to be mutual
HARDBASS
*Alexi* “What dod you say in The Glorious Communist Motherland?” Lol or that even works for The Russian Fed actually.....
Россия - священная наша держава, Россия - любимая наша страна.
Oh crap were all know what will happen ☭
“There will be a very cold blizzard tomorrow. Perfect to deter a German invasion.” “... That’s lucky.”
Lol
XD
Wot? Thought you where a communist, butbyiu want the nazis to invade?
@@aubreywean680 no no, lucky that the weather will stop the foul Fascist invasion
Boom
This is OUR business now
yes
1:04 мужик настолько проникся, что даже засмеялся по-русски
походу в америке соц идеи популярнее становятся
В США уже социалистические идеи очень популярны, не удивлюсь если серп и молот в какой то момент на флаг прилепят 😅
How Capitalists Laugh: "Hahaha!" How Communists Laugh: "Xaxaxa!"
Because х is raed as h
Dead💀
@@Black-vt5vb Only in a stupid language called Spanish
АХХПХПХПХПХПХХПХП
@@SurajInd89 lol
“Tomorrow you have potato field work” Child: *genuine happiness*
kids fucking love potatoes
@@greygoose8803 heck ya lol
Wanted to post the same xD
@@greygoose8803 You can make vodka with potatoes. Everybody loves it.
Better than the usual one in the chamber mosin battle on frontline
Its not Amazon Echo its OUR Echo
Man: What is on my Calendar list tmr? Alexa: *sent to gulag and die.*
Hitler:"tell me a joke" Stalin:"Stalingrad" Hitler:"I dont get it..." Stalin:"exactly"
XD
Not original, good comrade. But as all jokes are OUR jokes, you have been forgiven.
Lol
10/10 JOKE 😂😂😂😂
So Stalin just admitted that a city named after him is a joke That's CoMmUnIsM 100
Closing The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx Girl : awwww
Wayne Johnny she is a true communist
Wayne Johnny kzhead.info/sun/ZLppnM-gbnaqamg/bejne.html
Are you my brother or something?
True Communists love the Communist manifesto.
@Wayne Johnny ᗩᒪE᙭ᗩ: ᑕᒪOᔕIᑎG TᕼE ᑕOᗰᗰᑌᑎIᔕT ᗰᗩᑎIᖴEᔕTO GIᖇᒪ ᗩᑎᗪ ᗰE: ᗩᗯᗯᗯᗯ
Respect to the guy for having the Soviet anthem as his saturday playlist
Man: Alexa, order a Tesla model x. Alexa: Your Tesla model x has been ordered and will be delivered in 10 years. Do you want delivery in the morning or afternoon? Man: In 10 years time what will it matter? Alexa: Well the plumber is coming in the morning.
''put on my saturday playlist..'' It's *_OUR_* playlist, you are getting sent to gulag sir
Stalin :Gulag awaits you
The only thing owned collectively in communism or more accurtately socialism is the means of production, people will still have their personal property.
This is not even an OW video, and you have top comment anyways
Mad Soldier you are degrading our gulags by sendjng these americans there. This is the final warning comrade, or you will be thrown out of your position.
so true
"Alexa, whats on my calendar tomorrow?" "Tommorrow you have potato field work" *Daughter cheers*
xninja Perfect to deter German invasion
TheSmashbros45 *That's lucky*
I'm fucking dying
Patrick Da Pinhead, lol
so 1.9 k likes for someone repating what i just heard? i'll bet in 2018 we will have flying cars for common use, wrong!
I’ve watched this 5 times now and I still laugh each time
"Its not your alexa" "Its *OUR* alexa"
A real communist Amazon Echo would be named Alexi, not Alexa.
Joe Smith more like Alex
Aleksey
@@user-xr3cy9nq1i Or also Alexei
Amazon нет в россии Тут aliexpres Вот настоящая коммунистическая алекса
Alexova Alexgaya
11k germans disliked
Lol 😂
394k communist liked
Felix AHHHH the continent of west Germany!
As a german, this is a very good video and liked it
Those capitalist pigdogs (Even tho China’s economy system is capitalist we still call those western capitalist pigdogs)
“Is it for me?” Nyet, it is for EVERYONE!
You mean our Saturday playlist?
"Capitalism is the best economic system" "Xaxaxaxaxa" *Kid rolls eyes*
i love russia Interesting that it's 'xaxaxaxa' and not 'hahahaha' Why cyrrilic all of a sudden?
Send kid to gulag
She's probably a western spy
Uh oh time to exile
Let that kid do a squat to see whether she is a western spy or not, if she fails, papa stalin shall decide what to do
"comunist manifesto by karl marx" was the best
Cries in Engels
I liked the stir fry vegetables being out of stock more. That part was pretty clever.
It was average. Remember it's communism, everything is averaged out.
"If it actually worked"
Why communism 😔
In Russia, you don't ask Alexa, Alexa asks you.
Alexa , put on my Saturday playlist communist alexa: OUR PLAYLIST
Guy: Alexa what's on my shopping list? Alexa: Dont you mean *OUR* shopping list? Guy: **Sweats nervously**
thebeastgamer Harris it’s sweats debil
@@scythe123_ CYKA BLYAT
Sweats*
@@Whatismusic123 ?
thebeastgamer Harris sweets is candy, sweat is the salt water the body produces
0:46 She got hyped for potato field work.. r/communist
lol she's gonna get trained
And by the cold weather
No r/коммунист
r/ihavereddit
Zmanitee Nah r/there wasanattempt
“Perfect to deter a german invasion” “That’s lucky”
THAT'S OURS! ALEXA!!
- Alexa, tell us a joke - Capitalism is the best economic system - Xaxaxaxaxa
Laughs in russian
(Cries in western spy)
@@heathersimpkins2097 Laughs in Warsaw pact
Alexa, don't lie, charm
Lmao
it's not meme it's a wewe.
Ok
Зачётный прикол
no it's a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“Put on my Saturday playlist” You mean OUR Saturday playlist
“That item is currently out of stock. Instead of that, I’m adding potato in your list.”
Real communists wouldn't repeal net neutrality
Wow! You have almost ❤ every comment xD ;-;
U think?
grandayy At the end you should've put the communist sign in the circle
grandayy But I'm not a communist and I don't want net neutrality repealed.
NYET neutrality
”Closing the communist manifesto by Karl Marx” it was literally the closing sentence of the manifesto.
little girl: aww
@KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM dude, chill or you might cut yourself on that edge…
@KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM _comrade stalin, we hav found ze last remaining facist сука, requesting siberian assistance immediately_
@KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM i don't like bolshevism or capitalism as much as the next mustache bearing man, but you have to get your facts straight. japan wasn't fascist, it was imperialist. nor was germany as it was national-socialist, while it was based off of fascism, you cant say the two are the same ideology. only italy was fascist.
@KILL ALL MINORITY CAPITALIST AND COMMUNISM the bolshevicks were yes, a particularly vile breed of socialist at that.
„Xaxaxaxa” nearly caused me to expire laughing :DDD
0:45 *our calendar
Stalin:"Tell me a joke" Hitler:"Berlin" Stalin:"I get it" Hitler:"wait wh.."
You are funny. Go to GULAG!
@@sooryan_1018 Man You fucked the joke, All joke was; Stalin: Hey hitler wanna hear a joke? Hitler: yes Stalin:Moscow Hitler:I don't get it Stalin; Exactly
@@armwrestlersanta nah. It's OUR comment
@@sooryan_1018 i dont know what ur talking about. But just SHUT UP U MUST BE MEAN.
@@sooryan_1018 Now u re right sjsjjsjsjsks
“Alexa, what’s on OUR calendar tomorrow,” lmao
Sebastian Vargas he said my not our
I Don't Need To Be Fucking Punished Daddy put subtitles on
Sebastian Vargas lmao
Sebastian Vargas it should have been a one way trip to the gulag
😂 didn't even catch that! 😂
I actually did hv my volume up and when he did, damn it blew up!
I will definitely buy this :)
I never thought the day would come where grandayy's video will be on the trending list. So proud
Same. My first thought was that this is my subscribtion page and was (positively) surprised that it's not. Congrats Grandayy.
Francis Lenard Samonte I know, they finally have something entertaining on trending
Francis Lenard Samonte god bless
Been watching this dude since the we are number one videos.
Francis Lenard Samonte haha Google wants this to trend .
"You have potato field work in the morning" *Kid squeals with joy*
Hmmm that might leave the kid some time to...
@@Cheeseballslol to what?
If you don't cheer gulag time.
Maybe she likes potatoes?
The cyrillic laugh got me
"Milk added to *our* shopping list."
A normal list for Russians 1 eggs 2 bread 3 blood of my enemy 4 listen to ussr anthem
✖my enemy ⭕our enemy
No my blood!
3 related to Game Of Thrones? If so, I'm in.
A normal list for normal Russians: 1. Live like other else normal people in the world😅
Potatos many Potatos
In Soviet Russia, Alexa gives orders and you listen
We listen
Y E S
ᖇᗩ乙0229 as a legacy of vladimir lenin
seems like a waste of money then. i could tell russians what to do for free
Smells russian future with nowadays system
I need this
Can we just appreciate how much time and effort he put into this?
Alexa, claim sovereignty
Wanted to give a thumb up but decided not to ruin the beauty of the 666 already given ones! :)
is not Alexa, is Алекса
Not if it's the South China Sea.
Obi Wan Kenobi "I'll take my backwards r's on a Toys r Us sign, TYVM!"...and "At least we can all agree on this: Planet of the Apes was an excellent movie!"
In Soviet Russia alexa monitors you Oh wait it does that everywhere
How does this only have 8 likes?
In Stalins time its spying on you to make sure you aren’t a Trotskyist or Capitalist. In capitalism it is spying on you to make you want to waste your money. In feudalism is spy’s on you to make sure you aren’t planning a peasant revolt. And in mercantilism it spy’s on you to make sure you aren’t thinking on trying to free slaves. The whole gang likes to spy.
Ah but Capitalist Alexa listens to you so that Amazon can sell your conversations to filthy capitalist advertisers and also filthy capitalist landlords so they can turn off your electricity. Communist Alexa merely listens in so that the government knows that you are happy and healthy, of course. They wouldn't want you to be late for your potato farming!
41 now hahaha
@Corrupt bob *xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa
I love *our* Saturday playlist
It will be called our alexa
*That USSR theme wasn’t earrape* *_I’m very upset_*
WE* Capitalist fucker.
/ Daddy Jeff \ pls dont nerf mercy
It's the national anthem you western spy
Havent I seen you in a Kreachure video? Also *We*
Hello everyone this is jeff from the overwatch team and today we are introducing a new legendary skin for 🅱oomfist, it's a Joseph Stalin skin and his power fist is made out of pure iron
Joke : "Capitalism is the best economical system ." - Communist Amazon Echo
Don’t even say capitalism
@@blankblank5409 word human hate name earth imperial
If anyone says capitalism doesn't work, then how tf has it been working in America for so long?
@@DEMKOFILMPRODUCTIONS2022 It hasn't.
still craks me up
i subbed cus of this, it’s too good
0:01 Lenin press like in comments
Imagine being a visitor in their home and Communist Amazon Echo greets you with “Welcome to the Gulag.”
Nice one bro XD
That would be perfecc
@Karl Marx aren't you the guy who write books about sharing and stuff? Im a fan bro. just telling.
What's a Gulag?
"kill the enemy to return to the front lines"
In Soviet Russia Alexa tells you what to do
I'd still buy it
hahaha
Szymon Kloskowsky you mean Xaxaxaxa
Алекса *** ☭☭☭☭
Us*
alexa is now our new comrade
Communist Alexa: "Capitalism is the best economic system" Russians: *Laughs in Communism*
I can’t tell if this is a joke or you actually believe Russians are communist
@ProGamer Playz I have a question for you, is Russians communist?
@@kingcheese1065 Russians certainly aren't democratic, so it's either communist or socialist. They're run by a dictator that's held office for far too long.
@@ElusiveTy they are democratic, they’re not communist. They get to vote for their president
@@kingcheese1065 their elections are rigged it's basically a dictatorship
Alexa: "There will be a very cold blizard tommorow, perfect to deter German invasion." Dad: "That's lucky"
I mean,
we watched the video
It took me years to understand this video.
put on *our* saturday playlist
*Alexa, tell us a joke* Capitalism is the best economic system.
Nima I literally keked my ass off at that. Hilarious joke.
XD
Nima *Laughs in Russian*
yeah same
Best joke I heard all day.
Comrade, we don’t know “Amazon echo”... We only know Amazon Dimitri
Not a spy like belikov
Belikov, Dragovich, kravshanko, stiner... These "men" all,must,die
@@boyscouts83712 And Molotov.... He failed the motherland against Finland.
@@boyscouts83712 Nice
@@boyscouts83712 there's no belikov
"Capitalism is the best economic system" lol yeah they had us there
"Alexa, add stir fry vegetables to my shopping list" "Sorry, but that item is currently out of stock"
"Alexa, volume up" (No earrape) My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
There is a lack of reviewbrah memes on this channel
*OUR
*Is now ruined
DaMikel
at least they are having a *GRANDday*
Hammer and sickle can make good stir fry vegetable soup.
But if you eat glorious worker's tools, how to build statue of glorious revolutionary leader?
Why are you everywhere
ayyyyyyy
Not true, communists don't get food
When is the next ytp
The polish subtitles are really funny
VOLUME UP ALEXA VOLUME THE FUCK UP WITH MY SATURDAY PLAYLIST
0:36 WTF? It's OUR shopping list. EDIT: Why so many likes?
“Sorry but that item is currently out of stock” He got what he deserved.
*YOUR* shopping list is out of stock... but *OUR* shopping list isn't...
When I arrived I our eyes see the 666 likes ... Good choice comrade
Do you really have to put In that edit. Its so sad to see your happy you got a lot of likes on a comment. Just dont ruin the comment with putting that in.
Beaucause you veeery russian
"You have potato field work in the morning" Daughter: *visibly excited* Edit: Oh, no, it looks like a bunch of smelly nerds are arguing in the replies of this comment. I sure hope no one lights them the fuck up and provides them with actual girlfriends and hobbies.
yeah I can't wait to dethrone the filthy bourgeois by working long and hard in the potato fields to prove that communism is the most efficient way to run a nation
@@sidharthvjain1023 well.. The soviet union had a great economy during Stalin era...
@@RomanVideos1 whereas capitalism had a great economy all the time except for the depressions
I lost my shit there, idk why
Kids actually generally liked going on the fields because that way they skipped school and could socialize. They could also eat from the crops, if they were fruit or vegetables. At least that's what my parents told me.
Me: cluelessly running around amazon looking for this amazing product
"Put on my saturday playlist." The alexa would correct him and say "Our saturday playlist."
"Alexa, audio book off" "Closing The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx." *im dying*
Damn you. I posted the same thing, scrolled down, and had to delete it.
God you actually have 666 likes on a communist thing
_"im dying"_ Sounds like communism, all right! _"Alexa, what is the best way to butcher and cook a zoo animal?"_ (Venezuela edition.)
*and Friedrich Engels* He really is the Luigi of communism
sophia oph Iiiiiiiiiiii
*1950:* "Don't you know the government and corporations can listen in on your phone?" *2022:* "Yes, I'm gonna need multiple of these surveillance microphones installed in my house."
@@feyenoord1821 Its not about whether you got something to hide, its about your right to privacy and not having big brother look over your shoulders. Governments work for us but get to keep their secrets, and so do corporations. Its despicable how 1 sided it is.
@@tovsteh A wild thought here, dont buy one...
@@mrcroob8563 I haven't, never will. But the majority of people dont have a clue about how much their information, data and privacy is being abused by these corporations, all with the governments consent, because they are interested in its surveillance potential vis U.S intelligence agencies. Its unreal, and people buy them because they arent warned of any such actions *at all* occuring and the government couldnt care less due to their interests in surveillance and control. There should be some indication to customer that these devices listen *non-stop,* 100% of the time, not just when they say "Hey Siri/Alexa/Cordana". Its bullshit and completely unregulated. The same problem is happening with our phones. They are as much listening and tracking devices as they are phones and your rights to privacy go flying right out the window should you complain about it or Amazon/government should see it fit to monitor you for whatever reason.
@@feyenoord1821 евнух?
@@feyenoord1821 it's not up to you to decide
I wish I could watch this video, but My Alexa keeps going off 😭
i couldn't stop laughing at this video, some of it is facts
Alexa, *seize the means of production*
Sorry, I don’t know that one. Please check the revolutionary skills market
It may be a Terrence to something else but I think it's a reference to a fat Russian man from a 10 year old game (acheivement).... ?
Every employee of Apple was sent to Gulag because Stalin said "NOT IPHONE, OURPHONE"
Hey you wanna watch Our Little Pony?
It would be Wephone, no?
@@narayana8249 I asked Stalin, he said the people must decide
We Pad
So tht explains why Apple is Crapple right now.Every employee is sent to Gulag.BLYAT
This video was almost over and I realized it was speaking English
What would have been more realistic is if they had no food