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I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...

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2023 ж. 11 Қаз.
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I Tried Fixing EUROPE'S Borders as an American...
So I tried to redraw Europe's borders as an American. As a person from America, I wanted to see how I could fix the borders of European nations and improve them. The borders of countries in Europe have a lot of problems, so let's fix that!
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  • No need to thank me, Europe, just doing my job

    @GeoFacts@GeoFacts7 ай бұрын

    • You are the freedom

      @kristinkernsnider1479@kristinkernsnider14797 ай бұрын

    • it looks better now :)

      @ShawnTheSamurai0@ShawnTheSamurai07 ай бұрын

    • Looks amazing now

      @sethanimates9203@sethanimates92037 ай бұрын

    • You are doing God's work.

      @odanobunagafan4964@odanobunagafan49647 ай бұрын

    • @@odanobunagafan4964yes

      @ghostdjgaming@ghostdjgaming7 ай бұрын

  • And now he expects us to believe he is American?! He knows geography, obviously he is bluffing

    @dapoinustiu@dapoinustiu6 ай бұрын

    • It's a joke calm down

      @yellobloxer4627@yellobloxer46276 ай бұрын

    • @yellobloxer4627 kid, listed, I hate to break it to you but I was ironic so be gone before I start to throw shit at you the balkan way

      @dapoinustiu@dapoinustiu6 ай бұрын

    • @@yellobloxer4627 exactly, this comment is a joke

      @the-bman@the-bman6 ай бұрын

    • @@the-bmanpole land Blockarus Italy encircling 3 countries now

      @AdvancedGamer-@AdvancedGamer-4 ай бұрын

    • Boy wome Americans might know geography but it's a joke

      @dinosaurinthecar2022@dinosaurinthecar20224 ай бұрын

  • Putting Wales with New Zealand is oddly appropriate since the Welsh and Kiwis can bond over their shared love and intimacy with sheep

    @kaihang4685@kaihang46856 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Elay-tulc@Elay-tulc4 ай бұрын

    • SHEEP

      @Glassfroggy@Glassfroggy4 ай бұрын

    • it's now New New South Wales

      @soratonin@soratonin3 ай бұрын

    • @@soratoninno new new new zeawales

      @ElCartelMexico@ElCartelMexico3 ай бұрын

    • Real

      @jakubchloe3394@jakubchloe3394Ай бұрын

  • Poland: (Turned into a bridge between east and west) **NOTHING changes**

    @Wild.Beaver@Wild.Beaver3 ай бұрын

    • fr

      @DuzyPolskiBober@DuzyPolskiBoberАй бұрын

    • @@DuzyPolskiBober Bracie!

      @Wild.Beaver@Wild.BeaverАй бұрын

    • That will cause WW3

      @WarpdogAnimations@WarpdogAnimations25 күн бұрын

    • thats helll

      @MemeChuen@MemeChuenКүн бұрын

    • WE HAVE THE SAME PROFILE PIC

      @DuzyPolskiBober@DuzyPolskiBober21 сағат бұрын

  • Seems fake to me... Every American knows Europe is a country and Paris is its capital.

    @user-ph5qb6gq8b@user-ph5qb6gq8b3 ай бұрын

    • ru stupid or smth? Everyone knows that the capital is Sydney

      @Remir_@Remir_Күн бұрын

  • Moldova is like: Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move!

    @pasza_dem@pasza_dem4 ай бұрын

    • Slovenia , Moldova & Estonia were left virgins and safe

      @zemjata@zemjata3 ай бұрын

    • @@zemjatawait, if they are virgins…. WHAT DID GEO FACTS DO TO THE OTHERS?!

      @xxdemondreamytxx8798@xxdemondreamytxx87983 ай бұрын

    • @@xxdemondreamytxx8798 SHHHHH WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!!

      @Yanxve@Yanxve3 ай бұрын

    • same with estonia

      @-someone-from-estonia@-someone-from-estonia3 ай бұрын

    • It's sad to say but I am a virgin and moldavian/@@xxdemondreamytxx8798

      @wersab5960@wersab59603 ай бұрын

  • I love how Malta got no extra land from the draining of the Mediterranean and became the third country in Europe to be completely surround by Italy

    @CRog3567@CRog35677 ай бұрын

    • think that was the point

      @FoxFlynn@FoxFlynn7 ай бұрын

    • *bleeep* U I AM MALTESEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!‽

      @nickcallejaurry6597@nickcallejaurry65977 ай бұрын

    • @@nickcallejaurry6597 its not my fault its his just i think that was the point of Malta gaining no land also whats the climate like there?

      @FoxFlynn@FoxFlynn7 ай бұрын

    • @@FoxFlynn Its pretty much summer weather all year except for winter when it's a milder summer with rain

      @nickcallejaurry6597@nickcallejaurry65976 ай бұрын

    • ​@@nickcallejaurry6597🇲🇹=🇮🇹

      @user-ry4gb9qc9l@user-ry4gb9qc9l6 ай бұрын

  • Fixing Europe's Borders: ❎ Fixing Europe's Geography: ☑

    @AlexMapping@AlexMapping3 ай бұрын

  • "It's feelin' a lil' colder out here, innit mate?" "OI, WHO MOVED THE BLOODY ISLAND?!"

    @user-rs6ox4xx5z@user-rs6ox4xx5zАй бұрын

    • THIS deserves at least 100* this likes xD gold

      @Buffalo_Soldier@Buffalo_Soldier2 күн бұрын

  • Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, and Slovenia watching chaos slowly ensue around them: 👁️👄👁️

    @ME-HE-HEE@ME-HE-HEE7 ай бұрын

    • Lithuania did lose a sizable chunk to blockerus

      @poshpolishpotato2976@poshpolishpotato29767 ай бұрын

    • And Moldova

      @shadiello6798@shadiello67987 ай бұрын

    • ​@@poshpolishpotato2976 yeah just their capitol not a big deal Also latvia lost 2 pixels

      @DragonTheOneDZA@DragonTheOneDZA7 ай бұрын

    • buddy, lithuania got DEMOLISHED by belarus. even latvia lost some land. estonia is really the only lucky country with absolutely no losses (except the suspicious chinese port in the northern neighbor)

      @hangingontheWildside@hangingontheWildside6 ай бұрын

    • @@hangingontheWildside Slovenia and Liechtenstein too

      @DomisPL@DomisPL5 ай бұрын

  • As a German dude with a passion for exploring other countries, I am happy that I can discover so many Germanys now 😍

    @cityplorer@cityplorer7 ай бұрын

    • Same

      @Lp-army1@Lp-army15 ай бұрын

    • Just only one replie? Lemme fix this

      @ainohaestrada4973@ainohaestrada49734 ай бұрын

    • @@ainohaestrada4973 no shush

      @Lp-army1@Lp-army14 ай бұрын

    • Als er die Bundesländerkarte gezeigt hat, hat der fette dumme Amerikaner das Saarland vergessen

      @Distelmann@Distelmann4 ай бұрын

    • You currently have a lot of Germanies in Spanish and Greek holiday destinations like Mallorca and Kreta 😂

      @KevinKickChannel@KevinKickChannel4 ай бұрын

  • As a European I'm surprised that you as an American can name at least one country

    @ClifffSVK@ClifffSVK3 ай бұрын

    • Armenia Azerbaijan Russia Kazakhstan Uzbekistan Sweden Norway USA Canada Mexico Cuba (etc)

      @elliotw7851@elliotw7851Ай бұрын

    • As an American I can name almost every single country I took a quiz

      @YF23BlackWidowll@YF23BlackWidowll24 күн бұрын

    • @@YF23BlackWidowll Same here.

      @elliotw7851@elliotw785124 күн бұрын

    • @@YF23BlackWidowllsame

      @peachypeachgachaandroblox@peachypeachgachaandroblox22 күн бұрын

    • I’m an American and I can name a county watch this

      @kingdingaling3376@kingdingaling33767 күн бұрын

  • 10:36 As a portuguese guy, I looked at the thumbnail and from it I thought that becoming part of Spain would be the worst possible fate my nation could suffer, and then this guy somehow invents a new nightmare-scenario for my people... *BY COLLECTIVELY SENDING US ALL TO BRAZIL* What the hell did the portuguese do to you that even the british, the french and the bosnians got off easier than us T_T *10/10 video, liked and subbed* c:

    @KRIMZONMEKANISM@KRIMZONMEKANISM3 ай бұрын

    • We're safe dude, as a portuguese, I can say that Azores and Madeira are safe, just come to us.

      @davidteves82@davidteves8213 күн бұрын

    • @@davidteves82 Many thanks I will

      @KRIMZONMEKANISM@KRIMZONMEKANISM13 күн бұрын

    • Your country killed me, like actually killed me. (I live that one small portion of land in Brazil that got absorbed by Portugal)

      @-griffinstagg-9112@-griffinstagg-911213 күн бұрын

    • @@-griffinstagg-9112 It was a mercy kill. Think about it bro, it might be sad, and you might be dead, but at least Brazil can't hurt you any longer. 😔

      @KRIMZONMEKANISM@KRIMZONMEKANISM13 күн бұрын

  • As a European I expected a lot. But THAT... You overshot my expectations in every possible way.

    @davidsommer325@davidsommer3257 ай бұрын

    • Same brrrrrr 🥶 its cold heree im bosno-british

      @Emir-vn9ns@Emir-vn9ns5 ай бұрын

    • In the Netherlands it is fine. We gained territory.

      @roelofklooster4349@roelofklooster43493 ай бұрын

    • @@Emir-vn9nsbtw thx for Ireland dudes

      @crosonyconnecter@crosonyconnecter3 ай бұрын

  • As an Irish person, never have I been more entertained and absolutely offended at the same time

    @fusix92@fusix927 ай бұрын

    • What do you mean? As a Rhode irelander?

      @jamesoneill5209@jamesoneill52096 ай бұрын

    • O say can you see

      @TheRandomStoryBoy@TheRandomStoryBoy6 ай бұрын

    • No bro, be happy

      @DUTCH-MAFFIA@DUTCH-MAFFIA6 ай бұрын

    • As a swed. I agree

      @spacer531@spacer5316 ай бұрын

    • I'm irish 2❤❤❤

      @Tadhg013idk@Tadhg013idk4 ай бұрын

  • As a Franco-Swiss citizen, you are leaving me absolutely devastated (and homeless)

    @singingcat02@singingcat023 ай бұрын

    • We got two Koreas and a relocation far away from the nuclear wasteland that Northern Europe has become. Plus the biggest polluters will never stop doing so, so we're in a good place to benefit from long term global warming. It's not that bad.

      @axanarahyanda628@axanarahyanda62819 күн бұрын

  • I was laughing and suffering at the same time during the entire video

    @volodymyr_budii@volodymyr_budii3 ай бұрын

  • As a Polish person I'd normally be very mad at you right now, but I'm laughing too hard to pose any threat. And also I'm kinda happy for Slovakia-Czechia to finally gain access to navigable body of water, even though it's on my country's expense xDDDDDD

    @OstblockLatina@OstblockLatina4 ай бұрын

    • @OstblockLatina As a Czech, I thank you for your kind words! 😊

      @SkyBlueDesign1@SkyBlueDesign14 ай бұрын

    • Yeah Polish guy here, my home doesnt move and is now close to sea, so yeah, good job

      @Skrajne_centrum@Skrajne_centrum3 ай бұрын

    • shut up

      @jezekbobik2863@jezekbobik28633 ай бұрын

    • but its no longer poleland because its horizontal not vertical so now its barland

      @drill_don684@drill_don6843 ай бұрын

    • * *Metal Pole Sound Effect* *

      @BeyondtheStars41@BeyondtheStars41Ай бұрын

  • We gained half of Belgium We gained borders with scotland and Germanies 142-176 So as a Dutch I see this as an absolute win!

    @freekouwerkerk4246@freekouwerkerk42467 ай бұрын

    • Also no more having Fr*nce as a neighbor

      @notfbireal@notfbireal7 ай бұрын

    • and not being drowned into the sea

      @AlexandreMarhic@AlexandreMarhic7 ай бұрын

    • @@notfbireal They still border on an island

      @SiameseOnMC@SiameseOnMC7 ай бұрын

    • Hallo Ik ook!

      @duncan54197@duncan541977 ай бұрын

    • ​​@@notfbirealthe part of France that moved never bordered The Netherlands to begin with. The part that does border France is St Maarten/St Martin, in the Carribean. That has't changed.

      @PatrickKuijpers@PatrickKuijpers5 ай бұрын

  • 6:04 As a Russian, I confirm that this is a worthy solution

    @squ33zy666@squ33zy6663 ай бұрын

    • The Kievan'rus 🇧🇾❤🇺🇦❤🇷🇺

      @diegoyqulki@diegoyqulki12 күн бұрын

  • 2023: Geo Facts 2024: Goofy Facts

    @Legend_Countryballs2022@Legend_Countryballs20222 ай бұрын

  • As a British person, I appreciate our son Fixing Europe, Making Britain Great again and making it more like You. Just like his Father.

    @w.n2425@w.n24257 ай бұрын

    • Too bad he didn’t get rid of the wh*re that is France

      @TheBandit025Nova@TheBandit025Nova7 ай бұрын

    • Thanks to him we can now continue our eternal rivalry. Froggies over Rosbeefs 🇫🇷💪

      @edotensei7917@edotensei79177 ай бұрын

    • @@edotensei7917 Now you can go wh*ring around USA’s stepfather Germany

      @TheBandit025Nova@TheBandit025Nova7 ай бұрын

    • ​@@edotensei7917And may the winner write the history 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

      @ChariTheAlternate@ChariTheAlternate7 ай бұрын

    • @@isfrom5169bro no one is talking about fuvking fiji

      @Ourplw@Ourplw7 ай бұрын

  • As a romanian this was a pretty good outcome for Romania. No more getting invaded by Russia and Ottoman empire. And no more stereotypes for being in Eastern Europe.

    @ruben4447@ruben44476 ай бұрын

    • @ruben4447 also big access to the ocean and trades around the world!

      @iuliuslovin37@iuliuslovin376 ай бұрын

    • Not to mention this has already been going on for decades. Let's all pretend the romanian immigrants in the UK just stayed in place when England flew over to Antarctica. They really have been planning this with the romanian immigrants in Spain for so long

      @joanabug4479@joanabug44793 ай бұрын

    • welcome to galice ☠

      @Pikaknight777@Pikaknight7773 ай бұрын

    • and finally reuniting with everybodies that emmigrate to Spain

      @neychev@neychev3 ай бұрын

    • So you can steal somewhere else?

      @orange.proximity@orange.proximityАй бұрын

  • *Hungary being far away from Romanians, being great again, and having a big sea:* I see this as an absolute win!

    @Renikee@Renikee3 ай бұрын

    • Keep dreaming! In fact, shouldn't it have been moved to the Ural mountains?😂😂😂

      @laviniabordas644@laviniabordas644Күн бұрын

  • As a Romanian I never felt more included and more European than ever. And who could have thought that it's going to be an American helping us to achieve our dreams. Thank you! Please open as many CIA prisons you need! *wink

    @EneaVlad@EneaVlad3 ай бұрын

  • This actually looks like the real process by which US foreign policy is established

    @bogdanbotis1524@bogdanbotis15243 ай бұрын

  • As a hungarian, I’m Happy about it, we have beaches And reunited with austria.

    @TheSchuf@TheSchuf4 ай бұрын

    • As a Romanian, I'm happy too, we got more beaches now and no reasons to hate each other because we are no longer neighbors.

      @Gabi-Alex@Gabi-Alex3 ай бұрын

    • @@Gabi-AlexI agree. Eu cred ca el a făcut o decizie foarte buna pentru ca este lângă Spania și Franța, ce crezi tu?

      @noob_boi4726@noob_boi47263 ай бұрын

    • Yeah boi we got beaches!

      @schakoska@schakoska3 ай бұрын

    • As a austrian, I'm happy about it too!

      @gfpplayer@gfpplayer3 ай бұрын

    • ​@@noob_boi4726aia zic.In Satu Mare deja îs mai mulți magyari decât Români

      @davidbutean1829@davidbutean18292 ай бұрын

  • „RUKRAINE” GOT ME WHEEZING LMAO

    @MusiCloudxx@MusiCloudxx3 ай бұрын

  • Europeans when you mess with other countries: *HAHAHAHAHAHA YES* Europeans when you get to their country: wait a minute excuse me

    @studentloans2488@studentloans248825 күн бұрын

  • This video is genius. The way he plays dumb but inconspicuously addresses the most salient part of each country's national identity history is pure comedy.

    @nydydn@nydydn4 ай бұрын

  • 3/7 fixing UK 4/7 fixing the rest of Europe this says a lot about how much the Uk needs to be fixed

    @mwzngd1679@mwzngd16797 ай бұрын

    • I am a brit

      @craigumniy8651@craigumniy86517 ай бұрын

    • @@craigumniy8651 cool

      @mwzngd1679@mwzngd16797 ай бұрын

    • @@craigumniy8651get out of this comment section

      @leahharel9160@leahharel91606 ай бұрын

    • 100/7?

      @roarrie@roarrie6 ай бұрын

    • @@leahharel9160 bro what 💀

      @mwzngd1679@mwzngd16796 ай бұрын

  • Turning Poland into a veritable corridor made me laugh uncontrollably XD

    @macedon379@macedon3793 ай бұрын

    • It will start WW3

      @WarpdogAnimations@WarpdogAnimations25 күн бұрын

  • At first I was like, he's gotta give Kosovo back to Serbia, and Aegean and Pirin regions back to Macedonia. But then, Macedonia and Serbia getting a lake and a sea respectively seems like a much better deal tbh.

    @squattermelon.@squattermelon.3 ай бұрын

  • As a portuguese, I am happy that at least you didn't turned Portugal into Spain and called it the day edit: creativity is always welcome

    @AntonioSimoes-ni5lr@AntonioSimoes-ni5lr5 ай бұрын

  • Honey? Why has it just gone -46 degrees in Manchester?

    @CJGanon@CJGanon7 ай бұрын

    • idk but probably the same reason it’s -62 in marseille

      @Flying_Ninja@Flying_Ninja4 ай бұрын

    • @@Flying_Ninjawe’re talking in Celsius right? (I’m British which is why I made the joke)

      @CJGanon@CJGanon3 ай бұрын

    • @@CJGanon idk if it really matters tbh they’re both cold

      @Flying_Ninja@Flying_Ninja3 ай бұрын

  • Man doesnt change borders. He changed entire continent💀

    @igorgorczynski6339@igorgorczynski63393 ай бұрын

  • BL is actually short for blockland, which explains why it should be square shaped

    @Tbone35353@Tbone353533 ай бұрын

  • as an english person, this is an unexpected win. but as an irish person, this is an absolute loss.

    @solelak@solelak7 ай бұрын

    • Northern irish im guessing 😢

      @SDAWG-69@SDAWG-697 ай бұрын

    • @SDAWG-69 nope my mother is irish but my dad is english so i am an english resident with irish heritage

      @solelak@solelak7 ай бұрын

    • @@solelak ohh alr

      @SDAWG-69@SDAWG-697 ай бұрын

    • Im american of irish heritage (not the kind that are only irish on saint patricks day if you know what I mean) and when he made ireland the 51st, I had a debate in my mind whether this is better or worse than being ruled by the uk i still dont know lol.

      @FQT_Keller-Ash@FQT_Keller-Ash7 ай бұрын

    • @@SDAWG-69nothern Ireland ain’t really Ireland, buddy. He would’ve said that otherwise.

      @duncan54197@duncan541977 ай бұрын

  • Give this man a Nobel Peace Prize

    @potatomahonman5008@potatomahonman50087 ай бұрын

    • That’s given out in the nordics 😂

      @Birddidit@Birddidit5 ай бұрын

    • @@Birddidit lmao

      @BostonElton@BostonElton4 ай бұрын

    • o hell no he ruint europe

      @Tristie_fristie@Tristie_fristie3 ай бұрын

  • 4:40 love the way that you said 'europeans love that stuff right?' that would teach them a great lesson to not argue with those borders and to be happy with the amount of land they have,if mediterranean sea is dried out,whole Europe will become a dessert too.

    @kelvin4593@kelvin45933 ай бұрын

  • as a Manx person (someone born in the isle of man) I am greatly appreciated y what you have done restoring us to the glory we never had in the first place but still non the less great.

    @djpiggles@djpiggles3 ай бұрын

  • you made EUROPE'S Borders from ok to absolute nightmare fuel

    @lighthead_might_kil8291@lighthead_might_kil82917 ай бұрын

  • 7:42 we’re actually closer to some of our old lands. Works for me. :)

    @baginatora@baginatora3 ай бұрын

  • 0:27 bro i thoguht he was going to form the soviet union

    @sohardtomakeahandle@sohardtomakeahandle11 күн бұрын

  • Türkiye: Cyprus is mine! Greece: No is mine! UN: 5:02

    @jens_le_benz@jens_le_benz4 ай бұрын

    • It should be noted that Cyprus is its own country. They are genetically and politically aligned with Greece but they have their own sovereignty. You hear that Turkey? Get out of Cyprus already!

      @dragonrings14@dragonrings143 ай бұрын

    • @@Horizon-sama No country supports this illegal occupation of Cyprus by the Turks. Only a Turk would even consider Northern Cyprus to be a legit place. Cypriots don't want the Turks there and would like their land back.

      @dragonrings14@dragonrings143 ай бұрын

    • @@Horizon-sama I still can't get over the pettiness to have a massive flag of Northern Cyprus built on the side of the hill just to piss off the southern cypriots.

      @jens_le_benz@jens_le_benz3 ай бұрын

    • @@jens_le_benz a little trolling

      @Textago@Textago3 ай бұрын

    • As a Turk I don't think removing borders would make *peace* 💀

      @UrLocalChaosInsurgencyMember@UrLocalChaosInsurgencyMember3 ай бұрын

  • Thank you from Spain for taking England and France as far as possible and giving us like 283737km more of border with Morocco! 😊

    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos@MacElMasMancoDeTodos7 ай бұрын

    • And getting rid of us😒

      @B4calhau@B4calhau7 ай бұрын

    • @@B4calhau hey bro you're with your family now, say hi to ours.

      @MacElMasMancoDeTodos@MacElMasMancoDeTodos7 ай бұрын

    • Spain is our "brothers"

      @B4calhau@B4calhau7 ай бұрын

    • @@B4calhau 🗿👌♥️its been too long together to fight each other

      @MacElMasMancoDeTodos@MacElMasMancoDeTodos7 ай бұрын

    • Why I don’t want to be in anticta

      @211plzunsub@211plzunsub5 ай бұрын

  • 4:11 was so funny to me and idk why😂

    @youtubeuser9090@youtubeuser90903 ай бұрын

  • The gradual rise in the amount of gunshots as you emphasized how American you were was funny asf lmfao

    @Dr-Dre@Dr-Dre8 күн бұрын

  • Scandinavia "not so perfect anymore" xD

    @Archiwista@Archiwista3 ай бұрын

  • "fixing europes borders" **proceeds to rip apart an entire island**

    @_Gam3r@_Gam3r7 ай бұрын

  • 10:45 LOL

    @theproudnoob4490@theproudnoob44903 ай бұрын

  • i need someone to make this exact map in eu4 with the same geopolitical issues OR I MEAN "fixes" and whatnot. thank you!

    @keno502@keno5023 ай бұрын

  • Estonia, Luxembourg, Slovenia, and Moldova watching in horror as their neighbors are tormented by literal god himself:

    @MSMDOFrocks@MSMDOFrocks7 ай бұрын

  • As An American, I can confirm That This Is the best american map ever Now please do Fixing America As A European

    @ChicagoMappingAnimation@ChicagoMappingAnimation7 ай бұрын

    • Ho- I’m just not gonna question

      @RandomdaLego@RandomdaLego7 ай бұрын

    • Proceeds to delete it entirely*

      @RichD1@RichD17 ай бұрын

    • “Sure thing” *rebirths as a european*

      @wanali4504@wanali45047 ай бұрын

    • After that: Fixing Europe as a European

      @Okaz_@Okaz_7 ай бұрын

    • As a map, I can confirm that this is good

      @oi-cj1pz@oi-cj1pz7 ай бұрын

  • TYSM for the vic 2 music

    @otterpilot1233@otterpilot1233Ай бұрын

  • Slovenia,Estonia and Latvia sleeping

    @2HT_@2HT_3 ай бұрын

  • As a slovenian, apart from us loosing the coastline, I see this as an absolute win

    @Stabbingparrot@Stabbingparrot7 ай бұрын

    • yeah but no Trst :(

      @zenf46@zenf466 ай бұрын

    • @@zenf46 aaahhh, a fellow northwest yugoslavian

      @Stabbingparrot@Stabbingparrot6 ай бұрын

    • No yugoslavia thank you@@Stabbingparrot

      @zenf46@zenf466 ай бұрын

    • @@zenf46 sorry. Ex- northwestern yugoslavian. (aka. Slovenian)

      @Stabbingparrot@Stabbingparrot6 ай бұрын

    • So it means I ' m southern yugoslavian. 🇲🇰

      @jovan-noble-guy749@jovan-noble-guy7496 ай бұрын

  • As a portuguese, that joke made me laugh... good job...

    @daniii_BH@daniii_BH6 ай бұрын

    • That joke is so old as Portuguese gold got so rusty then they can take it all. But all it's better than Spain fusion 😅

      @marcop.525@marcop.5254 ай бұрын

  • 10:55 : "You see my problem here is that there aren't any problems here. So how about we make some?" And this, ladies and gentlemen, is US foreign policy 101.

    @ReineDelanuy@ReineDelanuy6 күн бұрын

  • Germany in WWI: 👿 Germany in WWII:😈 Germany now: 😇 9:02

    @cherylchui4510@cherylchui4510Ай бұрын

  • As a Polish person, I was actually amused that you made my country into a literal pole. We're still seperated from the Belarusians, but it might change in Sunday, October 15 (date in Central European Summer Time). We might become a confederation (like the Swiss).

    @gengar-1997@gengar-19977 ай бұрын

    • ไม่มีทาง!

      @khunphraeokha@khunphraeokha7 ай бұрын

    • @@khunphraeokha sorry, had to google translate your comment. but anyway, on the "as a polish person" thing, i am actually serious unlike most others. feel free to google translate it if you don't understand

      @gengar-1997@gengar-19977 ай бұрын

    • Great. We'll become a great hummer in the middle of the continent. How lovely 😮 Epic!!! 😍

      @katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow324 ай бұрын

    • @@katarzynalpzm0arajko-nenow32 yes epic

      @gengar-1997@gengar-19974 ай бұрын

  • Bulgaria's new location does correspond to the location of Old Great Bulgaria, which was a khanate in the Crimea area before the Bulgars moved to modern day bulgaria and mixed with the slavs, so I approve.

    @bulgarianthanos8646@bulgarianthanos86465 ай бұрын

  • You should have moved England closer to Spain because it’s cold in Antarctica and it’s sunny in Spain.

    @Buzzsaw676@Buzzsaw676Ай бұрын

  • hahahahahahaha straight lines, this is awesome, subscribed

    @alessandromorelli5866@alessandromorelli58663 ай бұрын

  • Bro managed to make everyone equally mad at the same time

    @EloLeChan@EloLeChan5 ай бұрын

    • The dutch only got more land and even have the opportunity to drain the ocean where france once was. We see this as an absolute win.

      @mr.potato341@mr.potato3413 ай бұрын

  • "Flanders should become part of the Netherlands" Ah sh*t, here we go again.

    @arnand6636@arnand66363 ай бұрын

  • 8:48 and Hungary finally gets an access to the sea!

    @pawelkleban7289@pawelkleban72893 ай бұрын

    • it can be access to the sea if the body of water goes through a strait into the ocean but if it doesnt, but it borders a body of water, that body of water will be called a lake and countries will still be landlocked

      @E-KMtheUZBmember@E-KMtheUZBmember2 ай бұрын

  • what you did with germany killed me xD as being myself a german i can promise its already like that hahahaha

    @Neyo-vo6rt@Neyo-vo6rt3 ай бұрын

  • The Netherlands was never touched LOL

    @kingollie28@kingollie286 ай бұрын

  • Ah, yes "fixing" europe🇸🇪

    @dominichartzen683@dominichartzen6837 ай бұрын

    • WTF that's the Swedish flag. Here's the European flag🇪🇺

      @Thors_togfilm@Thors_togfilm2 ай бұрын

  • mom: we’re going to France! me: 😳 mom: oh, looks like the Eiffel Tower froze me: 🫢

    @oofy69@oofy693 ай бұрын

  • Never let him cook Europe

    @9GJCRVyt@9GJCRVytАй бұрын

  • 9:57 as a french I'm kinda pissed that you made Monaco part of france

    @ourcraft9172@ourcraft91723 ай бұрын

    • Actually we got both Koreas, we still have French Guyana, we have New Caledonia, Reunion and a ton of other islands so we are kinda good lol

      @mry77@mry773 ай бұрын

    • ​@@mry77Also far away from the Northern Europe nuclear wasteland, and in a cold place for further global warming developement.

      @axanarahyanda628@axanarahyanda62819 күн бұрын

  • You surely had fun doing this. I couldn't stop laughing! I didn't like the disappearance of the Mediterranean Sea, though

    @santgenisfashion1@santgenisfashion14 ай бұрын

  • 5:42 I just imagined god coming down from heaven and screaming at Zelensky and Putin "'IF YOU CAN'T PLAY NICELY WITH IT, I'LL TAKE IT AWAY!"

    @jabloko992@jabloko9923 ай бұрын

    • Fr 👌🥶

      @DDT27543@DDT2754320 күн бұрын

  • As a portuguese, 10:40 this is my honest reaction:😳

    @tarsoqua7399@tarsoqua73993 ай бұрын

  • As a Romanian, it annoys me to see that you forgot to move Moldova next to Romania. Brothers gotta stick together.

    @lorins_stuff@lorins_stuff6 ай бұрын

    • Yeah he should've make the second Kalliningrad out of it, or at least merge it with Ukraine

      @lmnk@lmnk3 ай бұрын

    • He should had rotated Moldavia 90 degrees counterclockwise and attached it to Banat. It would had become a wonderful peninsula.

      @assalariadoquantico6164@assalariadoquantico61643 ай бұрын

  • As a Spanish I feel glad to see Spain getting rid of both England and France but sad for our Portuguese neighbours

    @franciscoapr5007@franciscoapr50073 ай бұрын

    • Hello ex Bulgaria(south of us) from Romania

      @monkey6114@monkey611424 күн бұрын

  • DONT LET BLUD COOK AGAIN 🗣🗣🗣🗣

    @x-052@x-05229 күн бұрын

  • 11:56 as someone from austria i personally think that this is a great idea

    @RealFigure69@RealFigure693 ай бұрын

  • this man doesn't need freedom, freedom needs him

    @mynameisntalan@mynameisntalan6 ай бұрын

  • Slowing turning Germany back was genius.

    @8wyj@8wyj7 ай бұрын

  • The hot-blooded Scotts would fit nicely somewhere between The Balearic Islands, and Sardinia on the East/West axis, and Marseille and Algiers, on a yes, precisely in the middle of the Med.

    @mgigelli820@mgigelli82028 күн бұрын

  • Bro really put where i live 5 meters from a russian enclave. THANK YOU, THIS IS ALL I EVER WANTED. YOU ARE GREAT.

    @milowannebo-sorensen1776@milowannebo-sorensen17763 ай бұрын

    • As a pole you'll get used to it

      @Losowy@Losowy3 ай бұрын

  • Loved it, absolutely loved it. Everything is perfect. As an American who loves history and geography, I see no problems with these borders. Peace in our lifetime has been achieved.

    @ZachariaszChrist@ZachariaszChrist7 ай бұрын

  • 9:25 Good old Germany like back then, where everyone had a King

    @-Lazy@-Lazy6 ай бұрын

  • I always get Brazil and Portugal mixed up so thats a good thing you did there 10:40 :) ❤😊

    @ffaraj7272@ffaraj7272Ай бұрын

  • After watching your entire video, I'm really glad you're not in charge of anything (except of your own channel, that is).

    @TheGamingCrow@TheGamingCrow3 ай бұрын

  • This is so much more entertaining that I had thought before watching it - thanks!

    @SkopLP@SkopLP4 ай бұрын

  • As a german I see this as an absolute win

    @etta4253@etta42537 ай бұрын

    • but then we need our old territories back.

      @sinnvollerkommentar263@sinnvollerkommentar2633 ай бұрын

    • @@sinnvollerkommentar263*Czechoslovakia has left the game*

      @pavelgrulich2989@pavelgrulich29893 ай бұрын

  • As a romanian i am gratefull for this map bc we can finally unite with our fellow romanians in Spain

    @monkey6114@monkey611424 күн бұрын

  • As a Dutch person, i see this as an absolute win, we finally got the half of Belgium that was basically budget Netherlands already anyways, so we can start fixing their roads and bicycle infrastructure

    @MrTurbo_@MrTurbo_3 ай бұрын

    • Oh, please do! I am so sick of fixing my ebike.

      @valdiskazaks4709@valdiskazaks47093 ай бұрын

    • Time to drain the suspiciously france shaped ocean and claim it in the name of the dutch.

      @mr.potato341@mr.potato3413 ай бұрын

  • 9:35 As a Pole I approve.

    @golonkowiczpl@golonkowiczpl6 ай бұрын

  • 11:58 I thought you were going to bring back Czechoslovakia and Austria Hungary

    @the8bitgameravila669@the8bitgameravila6695 ай бұрын

    • What he did is even better

      @stepgames7698@stepgames76983 ай бұрын

  • Insanely funny!

    @redlander55@redlander553 ай бұрын

  • As a portuguese... that Portugal part killed me lol, got urself a like and a sub

    @YetiSniffer@YetiSnifferКүн бұрын

  • As a brit i can confirm i am happy to be colonising Antarctica

    @egg7@egg77 ай бұрын

  • Europe in alternate universe💀

    @theswatguyxd8978@theswatguyxd89787 ай бұрын

  • As a Georgian, I gladly welcome our new neighbours in Caucasus! That was the best change🤩 P.S. The fact that you turned Czechia and Slovakia into Slovakia-Czechia instead of Czechoslovakia is hilarious 😂

    @TamarMebonia@TamarMebonia3 ай бұрын

  • Тепер Молдова має береги😁

    @typical_orange_cat@typical_orange_cat3 ай бұрын
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