MyPillow Mike Sits Down with Trump, QAnon Shaman Gets Prison Time & New Spider-Man Trailer
We celebrate the 11th anniversary of Jimmy creating National Unfriend Day for those who are still on Facebook, a professor in Glasgow has developed an electronic device that allows dogs to video call their owner, MyPillow Mike Lindell sat down with Donald Trump for an interview highlighting every debunked claim of election fraud, the QAnon Shaman was sentenced to 41 months in prison, the Staples Center in Los Angeles will now be known as the Crypto.com arena, outgoing New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio reminded us why we will miss his special brand of pizzaz, “Tiger King 2” came out today on Netflix and with their star in the slammer a character from the first season will now be the focus, and Jimmy reveals the sixth member of the Sinister Six in a second first look at the trailer for Spider-Man: No Way Home.
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Sometimes it feels like our country is one big reality comedy TV show
It's not really funny what's going on.
Not just this country the world is a big joke. Ruled by greed & hate. Sadly.
Was it frank zappa who said something like "government is the entertainment department of military-industry complex"
My thoughts exactly!! Wondering if the show will ever end and we get back to normal 🤔
@@babygirltdi Once Bidumb leaves or dies we prob will
Trump with his infamous Toilet Seat pose (for “massive dumps!”). 🚽
🤣😅😅🤢🤮. And in a tux yet??!!!😵😵😖🌚😖
🤣🤣🤣🧟♂️🧟♀️🧟💀☠️☠️⚰️🤬 killer dummpppssss at that, even the ghosts die on me his one!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Even wearing depends, you gotta lean forward or else it doesn't come out. Eventually it gets bottled up and comes out as an explosion.
The loony left can't survive without talking about Trump because you got Dementia Joe....I thought Trump lost🤔🤔🤔
@@TheDarkness1 You talking about when Sleepy Joe had to change his suit in Italy?
What terrifies me most, is there is a large percentage of the country that sees this and says "yes, more of this please..."
If that isn't the truth. It really is a disturbing and horrifying scenario to think that anyone with a pulse and an IQ over 20 could possibly believe that these 2 puerile clods could even form a relevant thought.......about anything!!!! Just look at those who follow them; people who went to Dallas to await the return of JFK Jr. You just can't make up that kind of stupidity.
@@shrewd1245 I know- scary isn't it? And scarier still, there's 70-something million uvem..
Yes because things are peachy now 😒
Judging by that lawyer I'm not surprised he got 41 months. 😂
I enjoyed hearing a lawyer just speak how we all speak without having a prepared statement.
@@happytoday333 Do we all really sound that goofy ?
3 1/2 years for a failed coup attempt seems getting off pretty fucken easy if you ask me.
But he may not get his organic food that whole time! THINK OF THE CHILDREN, MAN
Yup. He should have gotten the same treatment as bin Laden: unceremonious dumping into the ocean.
The coup happened Nov 3rd 2020 . enjoy your misery.
From the most nutty President to the most sleepy one. What next? 🤔
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 He's going to the big house, he will eat what they give him.
That so called "Shaman" got less time behind bars than someone holding a joint. Just a thought
Don't be so disappointed they're not done. I'm sure you'll be doing cheerleading yells and cartwheels when it's all over.
But he has gotten the most time. What about the rest? Vacation?? Of course you can leave the states or yes you can take your firearm or bow and arrow to go hunting out of state. This all blows my mind!
@Pixel Punisher agreed
It's better than nothing. I'm surprised any of them are getting time...I'm not saying that make our other stuff good...our "justice" system is a joke.
41 months isn’t enough, but it is no peanuts
“the wall was almost finished.” didn’t they only build something like 25 new miles of wall?!
Two weeks!!!
Mexico will pay for it!!!
@@caseyhouser9839 and he ACTUALLY believes that! That level of confidence in his own imagination is arrogance like the world has never seen before!
the "my pillow" guy actually sounds like he was snoring, yet still agreeing, in his sleep.
At the time I was growing up, in the UK, people like that guy used attend "special schools". In the USA, people like him can become lawyers? Guess it's true what they say... the USA really IS the land of opportunity!
@@antonystringfellow5152 Not a lawyer, pillow entrepreneur.
I thought I heard a snore
Dude got less than four years? There are people who have done a LOT LESS and have gotten longer sentences.
And a lot less...watch this prick Riddenhouse get off...
@@kevinathans4191 He's getting time, or the jury wouldn't bother requesting to view the videos.
@@toastedjoe1013 I get the feeling the judge will give him the minimum. It should be a mistrial.
@@kevinathans4191 We really dont want a mistrial. He gets off if theres a mistrial.
This case never should've went to trial!! Waste of money!! The kid is totally innocent!! Can't wait for the acquittal!!!
Finish the wall in two weeks!? 😂😂 Apparently time does not exist in a kindergarteners head.
They probably could the way it's constructed. Parts of it washed away in a flood and other parts are falling down. There is no foundation. So hey, just slap it up. LOL I mentioned this on another thread here and the resident Trumper said that money was set to go back and shore it all up. LOL
@@pamelawing626 Riiiight. Leave it to Bannon. 😂
Nothing worse than 2 drugged up old men rambling.
Too bad Bannon embezzled the $ donated by Trumpers
@@Lmy976 If they represented any other country, it would be hilarious.
I'll be damned if anyone takes Fred Rogers name in vain. Shamans attorney is not comparable. Fred deserves more.
That’s the joke.
Especially how evangelicals protested at his funeral because the religious right are all nuts.
@@tracymears8230 But we must also, in the way of his thinking, allow a space for discourse. Everyone is entitled to their opinion. How we communicate is key to how we function. I don't know you, but, won't you be my neighbor?
Remember that song “Don’t want to be an American idiot”. It’s never been more relevant than the last 5 years. People will be watching the “Pillow Idiot” and “Dumbo the President” and believing every lie they hear
Almost pissed myself when the lawyer started telling the truth. First time for everything.
that was awesome!
Finish a wall in two weeks. This man is clearly nuts. Over 800 miles of wall in two weeks. What is wrong with this guy!!
Too many to list!
Everything
It took 4 years & still keeps falling down.
@@evanpatterson7098 and a ladder defeats it 😂
This is why we shouldn't smoke crack
“Like watching a ventriloquist interviewed by his dummy” 😂 Thank you for making me laugh instead of cry!
Its hard to keep up to date: is this one of those days when they "have conclusive evidence", or one of those days when we are supposed to "forget about the evidence", or one of those very special days when its both.
Forget to remember, or remember to forget.
America needs a better vetting process for its elected officials, not a second season of tiger king.
Haahahahahahaha omg
If you're talking about Biden then, 100%
America needs a better vetting process for people crossing the border.
Yes, better vetting and elections taxpayer-funded again! F O brandon name!
@@B-RaDD Well Brandon, no, they weren’t referring to Biden. I’ll also add, nobody said he was a superstar, lol. People act like presidents are something to be revered and worshipped while simultaneously expecting us to come to his defense or something when they make a stupid remark… yeah, no, that’s just not normal. End the divide already.
"This is the former president of the United States, a position of enormous historic gravitas, appearing in a video that serves as a lengthy commercial for a pillow company.”
Yup
😁👌
And it's still the best/least harmful thing don the con has done to america
@@BettyWhiteTheVibratorSlayer Certainly by far the least embarrassing.
While you're watching Jimmy Kimmel
Trump just can’t let it go… he’s clowning himself so bad, it’s hilarious… seriously!! He’s having an interview with the pillow guy infomercial salesman as if it was Barbara Walters 20/20 😂
Yeah, but at least he is NOT as clowning as ur Biden!!! Good one KID!!
He makes himself look stupid, for talks reals!
YOU need to let go of Trump. Biden is in charge now.
@@doradennis2409 well he's not anymore he's giving up his power to his vp what a joke..and u ppl keep bringing up Trump u people can't let it go.
I love that part with Trump and the pillow guy, they are both pillow heads !! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥
You can put a turd in a tux but it still reeks of turd.
That's deep
And looks like one, too.
😂😂
And we just keep flushing and flushing 💩
And you can never fix stupid
Anyone else hear that? The deafening silence from republican lawmakers attempting to bash on Kimmel before they get publicly humiliated again
Trump in a tux looks like that movie step brothers when they show up in in tuxs to an interview lol
Trump and Lindell - to coin one of Trump’s favorite phrases - “Now there’s a couple of real beauties!”
Those two look like a couple of "cane toads"... an example of devolution in action!!!
Trump was wearing a tux because he was in between crashing a wedding and bar mitzvah at Mara Lago, where he was trying to search for fallen coins and steal dollar bills from all the guests.
🤣 ready for his own funeral 🪦
What the hell is wrong with you
@@ettygeee Yeah like I'm really going to believe 2 idiots named their own kid, Etty.
@@ccdogpark 💀💀💀
@@ettygeee They’re pretty funny and their comment was logical so I don’t think anything is wrong with them. Thank you for your concern though. Very kind of you.
No Jimmy, you are absolutely wrong about the worst arena name. Just recently in Denver, they renamed the Pepsi Center. This is where the Denver Nuggets and the Colorado Avalanche host games. What did they rename it to? "The Ball Arena" I've heard every insult under the sun about this new name. But for the most part, everybody's calling it "The Scrote"!!
Not gonna lie, that is pretty bad.
There's more gold in that comedy mine.... _Avalanche_ and _Nuggets_ playing _the Ball Arena_ ....has to be
Like I said, the insult list just goes on and on. Whatever counsel or review committee who was in charge of overseeing the renaming of such an iconic sports center IN DOWNTOWN DENVER... all those people should be taken out to the woodshed for a little readjustment!
@@dned2 it's also a marketing gold mine, think of the millions to be made in cheap memorabilia, there's a lot of room for creativity Suppose it could be more of a nightmare
Just heard a rumor that Denver City Council approved a preliminary design for a twin scrote... err, uh... "arena", to be built right next to the existing... ...I don't know if you guys know this or not but it's a big round building! My point, the decision-making skills of these people who approve these types of things... I really wouldn't put it past them to approve something like this.
All jokes aside, don't underestimate the blind stubbornness of American voters.
Not blind stubbornness, outright stupidity .
complains about trump + refuses to acknowledge bidens failures = chinese bot ignored
@@beefeaterdot422 name calling without any arguments = chinese bot ignored
totally!
Right? As the wind blows.
Personally, I think the "MY Pillow Guy" and Donald Trump lay their heads on the same pillow.
They need to leave room for Sean Hannity.
My pillow guy is the funniest thing to come out of the trump presidency
Mike Pillow
And the most crazy and scary thing. I still can't believe this lunatic was your president
But not the dumbest. Hard to believe, I know
😂😂
Sean Spicer and Sarah Sanders and Kelly Mcannany
Mike Lindell has asked me to help administer his new feather pillow factory. Mike is confused . Does he pick up down or pick down up?
Obviously you need to pick down up unless you put down down, in which case you need to pick up down. So the answer is obvisouly, "THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN!"
@@jeremiahjohnson7515 LOL it was the punch line for me
Funniest guy outside of pillowdiot was the shaman lawyer😂😂
Did Trump say he just needed 4 more days to finish his Great Wall? And just like that they took it down🤣
Only a worthless piece of Trash like Quid Pro Quo Joe would take down the wall. What A disaster this current administration truly is.
Dumpster 🔥 to disaster
@@heyyo1636 what wall🤣 trump is delusional
@@PumpkinHead440 Eric the funny part is the democrats are delusional. How would you be able to vote for a potato brain like quid pro quo Joe is mind boggling.
@@PumpkinHead440 And the best part is you probably believe that Joe is doing a good job 🤣
Trump had 4 years why did he not finish the wall
I don't know.why don't you ask him?
Because the democrats did everything in their power to stop it And your boy joe put a stop to it
Did he say Florida is getting a wall, too? 🤣
@@ddennis2430 The owners that own the land where Trump wanted to build the wall were the ones that filed lawsuit to stop building the wall on their land and when President Biden came into office he closed down from building the wall any further
The Mexicans were supposed to pay for it. That’s what he told all the rubes from the south
"a ventriloquist interviewing his dummy" is a great line... Though it's hard to tell which one was the dummy in the interview.
It's close. But I'm betting Lindell is the dummy.
@@teresab1998 Both.
They're basically interchangeable.
Shine a black light in that room, I dare you 😳
More like two certified dummies deluding each other.
“What is Trump’s culpability in my client’s crime? What was Manson’s culpability in his followers’ crimes?” That lawyer missed a great opportunity for some sweet reasoning by analogy.
What us Kimmel's culpability in Biden causing massive damage to our country? In helping fool his viewers and get a man with dementia into the most powerful office in the country?
@@DM-sy4hg Damage? Such as.. ?
@@sweett2185 inflation, the border, energy, gas prices, Afghanistan, relationship with France, etc...shall I go on? Maybe start paying attention from now on.
@@DM-sy4hg 😂 lol.....and how did you feel about our relationship with ALL countries during the Donald's administration? And gas prices before the pandemic? And the money wasted on building a wall that fell over in a wind? LOL 😂😂 The Donald is the worst president in my lifetime....
@@beverly719 Trump stood up to those that he should have. Like China, that just ate Biden's lunch. Gas was great under Trump. The entire economy and jobs market was. RECORD low unemployment for african americans. The wall? I love it. He fixed the border. The wall was only part of what he did. You should inform yourself better. Thanks. Joe Biden is the worst. You know he is. You just went in so hard on "orange man bad" you can't admit it...yet.
I give it to Jimmy, pulling out Kraven the hunter as a villain gets him pretty good credit.
@Josh Wise wow that's random nonsense, I mean it's more correct to say Trump is a lover of being peed on.
OMG interviewing for the concierge position at The Radisson was the best thing I’ve heard all day!
The Redisson what do you mean, pardon I ask
Radisson it's hotel chain
The AIRPORT Radisson!
From the most nutty President to the most sleepy one. What next? 🤔
He had 4 yrs and he didn't finish wall.
Because Nancy pelosi and the senate stopped him every step of the way he started it in 2018. You need 400 miles of border wall you really think your administration could do that in 2 years? Nope
@@RedPolitics1776 Or maybe because he pardoned Bannon after he embezzled the money from the Wall fund
Mexicans with no shoes were scaling that wall laughing at Trump
And half fell down never heard of a foundation
"I'd pay to watch that trailer." Don't give them any idea, Jimbo
Jimbo Kimbal
They should have got Yakov Smirnoff to play Kraven in this 'trailer' ^_^
Forreal. People will be like "ah, a dollar? That's cool." Then BAM they make meiilions. 🤦🏾♂️
Trump could be an established musician cos everytime I see he's playing with an invisible accordion instrument whenever he's on tv
The Shaman is donating his entire ensemble to the Trump Library, which according to plans is a repurposed utility closet off the Mara Lago Lobby.
😅🤣😂🌹💖
Hilarious‼️
The Trump Library, isn't that the copies of Forbes magazine on the shelf behind the toilet.
it'll feature the book Trump almost read
You mean Trump can read??????
96 hours of Mike Pillow: the CIA's latest psychological torture program
Sounds like he’s back using crack if he’s gonna livestream for 96 hours
@@M3Busssin cut with massive dumps of copium ofcourse
A-ham.
I'd think 96 hours listening to Trump rambling is worse! Especially when you have to go, yes sir, no sir, awesome sir. Brrr.
@@KootFloris Biden is demented thoe....
My rules for Facebook: If I can't be bothered to send the "Happy Birthday", then they are not really truly my friend. I mean, its about three clicks to send the automatic "Happy Birthday", if I can't muster enthusiasm for three clicks, clearly, not close enough.
Q told me that vaccines would make me magnetic. Stupidly, I didn't listen and now I stick to every semi and jet plane that passes. On one flight, a vaccinated JFK, Jr. was riding beside me!
I was thinking "no way trump is actually that psychotic, he for sure is playing to his base right?". Then sits down with that my pillow thing and i'm like "ah ok, yup...it's 100% not an act".
Took you this long?!
trump sitting their in his shty diaper and tux.
BAT MAD
The only thing that's an act is the current administration. They are a disaster from Quid Pro Quo Joe to Kamala the Ugandan nightmare. If you voted for Sleepy Joe then you need your head examined.
@@heyyo1636 When the alternative is 4 more years of Trump's corruption, hatred, and bigotry, even Manson looks like a valid candidate!
"Moran-a-thon". Ha ha ha ha ha
I’m honestly not going to be surprised if My Pillow Guy runs as a president and wins GOP nomination. That’s how far that party has fallen.
@ Abukar, the word fallen suggests there is somewhere lower to go, I don't think so, not possible.
Wow, last year has not been kind to 45 in the looks department Imagine 3 years from now
Why trump look like a bathroom attendant 😂😂
If he was a bathroom attendant, I, for one, would run out screaming
The lawyer reminded me more of Don Knotts-- a true badass in his own kind of way.
With a strong hint of Jeff Goldblum.
With a pinch of Kermit the frog.....🌿
Matlock and no...lol
Trumps in heels in his shoes. His ankles while sitting look completely impossible.
Mike Lindell is man spreading so much for Trump that he's going to split in half. 😍
Thanks for the laugh... You're so funny 🤣😃😃😃😃
lindell/trump separated at birth.
DUDE. No lie. I was Genuinely excited when I saw a comics accurate Kraven Costume for the first moment you appeared on screen lol
A bedding manufacturer and a resort owner really are peas in a pod. They belong together.
I miss the gold old days when stadiums were named after notable people who earned the privilege to have a stadium named after them.
You were born before the invention of capitalism??
Yep. Just like the memorials, statues & Monuments named after criminals like George Floyd. Sad times we are in
@@Jrun316 or the statues of all the southern traitors, who tried to destroy our union? America, the only country where we put up statues of traitors and cowards like Robert e lee.
@@johnestep7544 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fighting for what you believe in even though you are wrong. That is fighting for your way of life. That is very wrong. Choosing to be a career criminal is by choice. George Floyd should never have lost his life. But he shouldn't have been roaming the streets either. Making a marter out of a criminal is only used to push political agendas.
@@allyourcode No - was born before the monetization of memorials
on the plus side Trump did not mention the size of his hands
Also on the plus size, he sure filled out that tux
Well they did edit it.
Or his bigly brain.
Fuckin Uncle Jack!
Trump always looks like he’s sitting on the toilet! 😂
Mike Lindell is going to have a 96-hour podcast? Maybe his pillows will watch it.
Like watching 2 circus acts in one ring.
Someone get Mike that dog phone, so he can see his master Donnie whenever he wants.
👍☮️
Why not call it a 'Dog and Bone' as that's cockney rhyming slang for Phone 🤔
Those horns are gonna make great handlebars for Bubba to hold on to. 😂🤣👹
Imagine Jimmy ends up playing Kraven and then be like "Yeah, I've been telling you for months!". And we all got played....
It looks like Dump is sitting in a diaper and the two of them are competing to see who can spread their knees farther apart.
Guy would have looked far more intelligent if he’d left it at “my opinion doesn’t mean #$&!”
🤦♂️ two people that should never go further than that room
Mike Lindell's 96 hour cocaine fueled marathon! 😂
Planters Peanuts are legitimately nuts... Mike Lindell is just straight up crazy!!..🥴
The QAnon Shaman's lawyer sounds like he's running on his last few brain cells.
Shaman & lawyer should participate in Mike Pillow Moron-A-Thon. 😂
He sounds like he's doing a bad Billy Bob Thornton impression.
You get what you can afford.. and I’m sure the 34-year-old unemployed Chansley who still lives in his mother’s basement probably can’t afford the best lawyers.
Adderol. It's what's for dinner. Notice the Jeff Goldblum overtones?
Well, you can only beat a dead horse for so long.
That bow tie sent me! 😂😂😂😂 what a knob
Is my pillow guy going to share a pillow with trump 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't even realize that was Jimmy, until he took a bow, after the Spider-Man trailer.😅
Lol same 🤣
He looks pretty good.
Seriously 😳
🤣🤣
looji
Why is the former guy wearing a tux?
Kai To distract from his horribly dyed hair?
@@lillyanderson3623 possibly but it’s not working. 😬
*How many people honestly believed Trump when he said "I have one of his pillows!"?*
If Trump said it, obviously it was a lie.
@@petyrkowalski9887 *Not everything spoken is the truth & not everything true is spoken.*
The Trump interview segment should have been called Mike’s pillow talk with Donald Fluffy Feather Trump. @JimmyKimmel
That Pillow Talk...
You did Kraven! That is REALLY nerd Bona Fides! Congrats! I appreciate this a lot!
"You know, You are a fighter." .... "Oh THANK YOU Captain Bonespurs."
That lawyer may have had a few beers before that interview. Beers with shots in them AKA Boiler Maker
Very sad trump keeps going with his delusional demeanor and undereducated way of speaking. Me,,I,,,We... 🇺🇸
2024 Boooy🤪😁🤣
This pillow guy keeps sending me text for his cause. Mike and Donald love pillow talk
I get texes from the Greedy Old Pigs and Dumpty Cheetoe. It's getting to b a JOKE
Don't forget the "Climate Pledge Arena" here in Seattle, home of the hockey team the Seattle Kraken. I suggested the name "Patchouli Palace" but we just call it the "Krack House".
I love you Jimmy! You're brutal! 😂😂😂😂😂
You got to see Seth Meyers impression of my pillow guy it's on point when he says Da Beers 😂😂😂
Dog Phone so kinda like when Brain would call Penny from Inspector Gadget
Omg, I loved that show! I was obsessed with Penny's computer book.
Weird that her computer book and watch are basically reality now
The My Pillow Man sent an open chat to David Pakman stating “Kyle Klantifa”. What the Hell?
@@marceechristensen2533 Pillow is fuckn tapped… drop the link though, lol. Please 😁
@@EyeonthePrize247 Great Reply. Never bought one of his pillows!! I use a neck pillow recommended by my Chiropractor. I have a Blissy Pillow Cover. Awesome!!! When I first heard the Blissy commercial, I thought these women were saying, “I Love My Pussy!!” I thought “WHAT!”
Thank you for all your work AMERICA LOVES YOU
I'm so grateful for Jimmy. Thx 4 da laughs✌❤🤣🤣🤣🤣😯
"Our arena where the Lakers have won championships and the Clippers ...uh...play...is getting a new name." Thanks, Jimmy!
Hopefully as a felon he loses his right to vote.
Felons can vote in FL
In Texas, state felons can re-register to vote after they complete parole. Since the Jan. 6 defs are federal, there's probably 1 nationwide rule.
It's alot harder to vote then to become a senator
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@@johnnytimestamp8224 Only if they can pay off the stupidly high fines and fees routinely assessed with most felony convictions in FL, especially drug convictions.
Trump and Lindell's pillow talk indeed!
Omg... jimmy...that addition of you in the trailer...did not see that coming...but holy crap was that hilarious 😂
Why is Lindell even there? 45 is the only one talking
uh huh lol
They both like the sound of his voice.
The Trump library burnt down and they lost all of his books. Both of them and one wasn't even colored yet. .
He needs to make a pillow that goes over the face
Isn't it amazing that a smoothie store, that sells the same drinks we can make ourselves, has enough money to buy naming rights to a NBA stadium?
What causes greater delusion? Crack smoking or Christianity, cuz Mikey makes the choice really confusing!
"Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool." -Mark Twain
Dude Jimmy's Kraven costplay is lit
What is the pillow guy going to do for our trump? Pass out pillows to everyone like you passed out paper towels to people in Puerto rico
This monologue had me in stitches.
Me too, I cut my wrists.