North Korea's Slow Motion Military - North Korea parade in Slow Motion
The Hermit Kingdom allowed international media to watch its largest ever military parade - part of the campaign to establish Kim Jong-il's youngest son as the leader-in-waiting. Video by Dan Chung and Tania Branigan.
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“Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave”
Definitely don’t have a gun pointing at you
Imagine someone puts up the left foot instead of the right foot
they'll get severely punished :(
@@destinylim8540 *killed*
Oh I've seen it happen they get absolutely screamed at after and from then on people will always joke about it 😂
Execution
Painful
they even blink in sync i swear
They got to or it punishment according to North Korea
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If Kim Jong Un do this everyday, will he become Thin Jong Un?
Haha
Loll
😂😂😂
0:40 How the teacher expects us to leave a Burning building.
Teacher: OrDeRLy faSHiONeD!
@@elainad6728 lol your comment made me laugh! thanks :D
Underrated comment
Very true
@@everz1962 yep
"stayin' alive, stayin' alive"
Ah ah ah ah
Stayin aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiveeeeeeeeee
AhhhhhHHHH AuwAAAHHH AH HAH AHHHH
Hahahahaha
@@ono8886 that’s what she said
1:55 first time smiling North Korean I've seen in my life. Imagine Kim Jong face. 🤣
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What a beautiful workout for making holes in knee meniscus. I also like how soldiers were so disciplined to grow at same height.
Most people in NK are starving (even soldiers men and women), so that also stunts growth.
they are in height order
they’re not the same height they are ordered by height giving the impression that they’re all the same
1:32 me at church asking my dad if we can get McDonalds on our way home
Am weak😂😂
yes but we need to stay a little bit
Lol this is me when i was 7 years old😂
Nods
Nice
this is how teachers expect us when there's a fire alarm
Glitch students?!
Next thing everybody’s dead
When a earthquake drill
False one tho
@@michaelangelo6916 by fire or nuclear bombs XD
0:00 video starts 0:21 applause 0:38 marching 1:38 tanks 2:05 tanks stop 2:41 ending
Who ask?
@@poloniek973 woah you’re saying that to be cool how clever (who asked isn’t cool anymore)
@@poloniek973 I asked
Wheres the food part?
@@user-kv8jx5xz9e uhh its in their stomachs so i can't include it here
The best part is seeing Kim Jong-il and Kim Jong-un together. 0:36
Why does every soldier and general have medals. They haven’t been at war in 70 years
lol...very telling, isn't it?
north korea is in war with south korea for pretty much all of its existence.
They are given medals instead of food.
they Bought the Premium Packs
They are still at war.
2:30 they look so damn happy
Hi
Yeah really happy xD
Yea so happy
😂😂😂🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
They really do
Imagine passing the pedestrian in the morning walking like this solo 😂
So crazy to see all the old film cameras still being used, truly a land that time has forgotten about.
👍👍
Teacher: "Why didn't you use the bathroom during lunch?" The bathroom during lunch:
Classic 😂😂😂
Hahaha true 🤣😅😂
uhhhhh what does it mean
@@bastardbloody6948 in school brakes the bathroom is filled with people
True
why does the noise in the background sound like when you walk on grass in minecraft
Eliza Jones lol i died
Edit skill -1
Lol hahahaha
Or spongebobs hooker boots
Eliza Jones 9j6ging7
The breathing, the clapping, the farting, and the blinking were all in sync,
União e força nota dez 10 muito gratificante parabens
Extremely disciplined, I can't even begin to imagine the drills they go through to obtain this obsurd amount of perfection and timing in every step, beat movement.
Yes I couldn't imagine either omg
If there gun aiming at you you will learn to do so
when your family is in prison you're going to do as told
@@brianrobertson3545 you obviously have absolutely no idea on North Korea and soloely educated via documentarys.....
@@Brawling_Style He does not have Party approved correct thinking and speech and must be re educated for Approved Thinking.
Me: *drops food* Bacteria after 5 seconds: 0:40
Somebody will get r/wooooshed. I can feel it.
Κωνσταντίνος Guadagno Not me! I have big brain!
@@kostan55 επιτέλους ένας Έλληνας
Lol
@Chris Clark bacteria attacks the food after 5 seconds so you can't eat it
What a synchronised parad ❤
Csak nehogy elvigyék átnevelő táborba azt az együl mosolygó lányt . . . Őszinte öröm egyébként minden arcon!
1:35 "We're gonna get some food right?" "I Think So, Private"
XD
”Nice because i am starving”
😂😂😂😂
@@gsantos1974 Nort Corea will survive but the south will not jankys will not fight for you!
@@MrRobokoper Ay Man My Great Grand father Died fighting in the "Corean" war.
2:27 Backsound: *"WEEEEEEE..WEEEEEE.."* The people: "🙁😐😐"
Maybe they were tired
and the first smiley was never heard from again...
🤣🤣
This is the reality of north Korea 🇰🇵
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Dam that took me 12 years to get a recommend of this video.
0:34 When a fight happens at school:
0:45 Imagine having forgotten to put on the safety on your RPG launcher
Most of these rpgs aren’t even real
ah yes very fine english
That probably is just dull weapons
Bigger concern is that the guy behind would get his crotch burnt by the backblast.
RPG launcher?
in this country only 1 person is fat ?:))
yep
There's two after death of kim il sung
Ionel Minut And that is Kim Jong Un him self
No 2
😂🤣😂🤣😃funny
DUDE THE PEOPLE HOLDING RPG ARE CRAZY LEGIT
Imagine someone accidentally fires missile and that directly goes towards supreme leader.😂
Or only in a movie
@Nicholas Jevon Reset will be nice. Sorry just my personal opinion :|
During parades all ammunition from tanks and missiles and guns are emptied out.
Yeah it would be a great loss 😂😂😂😂
You dreaming
2:14 The western spy
thats a tourist that got trapped and forces to participate lmao
😀😀😀😀😀😀 Is he still alive after these
AfroLastBorn Where The Cash, Kim grandfather’s of Kim joung 1 have clash Usa, France and Uno as never in the patriotic Korea war ! For example, The 31.10.1951, ooooooh 14 b29 Americans bombers protect by 200 f14 Americans jets destroy in one hour by mig15 jets from Soviet Union coming to help North Korea just for this deal ! Hahahahaha hahahahaha !
@@chicolopes1928 🤣🤣🤣😜😜
he is very hide -.-
All it takes is one miss step and you are not eating for 2 weeks.
Perfection thru cuelty
"200,000 units are ready, with a million more on the way."
Aot reference?
@@pxg1773 AOTC, not AOT
@@BambinaSaldana more like star wars clone wars reference
2:14 Did Lenin come back as a cameraman?
My thoughts exactly
He was the cameraman behind those space videos and sasquatch sightings afterall.
너무 웃겨요
he need more money.
🤣🤣🤣
the only thing i see in my street even coming close to military is a UPS van
Reminds me of that one scene with the hyenas in the Lion King.
I feel if they don't do it perfectly they will be severely punished .
Nichol Dsouza And his entire four generation along with the entire row's 4 generation😂
@@jeegunugger1871 If you're going to say the n word, spell it right you donut
@@jeegunugger1871 😂
Oversimplified
baguette That’s what he was trying to say ? 😂😂😂
*Nice video, I didn't know they had such good cameras in 1930!*
That's North Korea for ye!
Dude hiw did north get better cameras in 1930
Linus Oxton are u trolling?
@@imllem1414 Lmao i was thinking the same
I say this video is in the late 90s
"Magnificent aren't they". - A cloning scientist
The pain they feel in their heels just marching in unison. A those years till this day
there is something so strange about this video, it felt like I was watching a dream from the 1950's
SPACE HERPIES It’s a beauty of NK.
@@vkray There certainly is a beauty to discipline. _Prussia did it better._
imagine tripping on one of your shoe laces and mess up the whole drill Public execution.
Probably not
@@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms it was a joke doe 😎😎😎😎😎
💀
Probably get sent to a hard labour camp.
That's why they wear this string that loops around there shoes.
Its like my everyday skipping drills for sprinting. U will get hurt at the hamstring part
does any other country military do this kind of March and what is it called ?
02:48 The Fanchants 😂
2:29 why are we still here just to suffer
Pffft-
@@winstondsouza5680 he was not allow to live anyways
اننا نحب كل احرار العالم ولتحيا كوريا الشمالية وزعيمها البطل الشجاع اللهم آمين نحبكم كثيرا❤❤❤❤❤
bro those generals got so many medals that they could act like bulletproof vests
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Gotta admit they're organized as fuck.
Juan Fuerte That's because they're as scared as fuck to make a mistake.
+Juan Fuerte That is why Americants dare not to invade NK.
+BSBCHREAF Because they can march well?
***** It would just mean lots of North Korean soldiers dying in a nice neat fashion.
***** Hahahahah nah just because they're organized it doesn't mean they intimidate us and its Americans* and NK is a joke to us
0:23 My homies clapping from the last bench after I defeat the most hated teacher in an argument
Love from India🇮🇳
Amazing. As a former member of marching band the footwork and syncopation is unmatched.
Anybody out of step faces a firing squad.
@@cameraz99 A glorious revolutionary atheist socialist people's paradise.
@@waterheaterservices what
@@waterheaterservices They're too dumb to be atheists
The process must have been hard
0:45 The ball is in creative mode
bruh
bruh
bruh
bruh
bruh
Wow that’s really fantastic lol they are in sync
Dex forever satalite message... love you
2:32 me when i know im gonna fail my exams
2:28 the guy on the far left
Rubber necking.
They're all on the far left?
Do you not understand how pointing out something in a picture works?
Have killed
@@MrUtah1 he was referring to the ideological standpoint of the average citizen in North Korea, which if I were to guess, is far left, since they probably don’t know any other thing about ideologies
Im so speechless on how they move so perfectly, wow.
Merci pour les informations
Those tanks don’t look a day older than 50 years of age! Incredible!
hi C D... ' yeaa old tank was ussr russia made many old tanks and gave to north korea... north korea use alot of arms weapons from china - ussr russia
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
👍
The T-72 is a combat tank of Soviet origin, in the sixties, produced by the Uralvagonzavod Ni armatony Tagil and service entry in the armed forces of the USSR since 1973. Developed from the T-62 as a cheaper option to T-64, has been exported to more than 40 countries and produced in more than 30,000 units, achievements that have awarded it the title of the most widespread tank in the world. From Wikipedia
Soviet made
1:16 I think the camera man is trying something
B R U H
BRUH
b r u h
Bruh
Bruf
Indian army and March fast is beautiful and strong in the world 🔥
0:53 walk in the opening of AOT season 4
Awokwakowakok:V
Fun fact: AOT is banned in China and foreign anime is banned in NK.
@@you_dare_to_gaze_upon_me everything is banned in NK unless they are local things
@@danalex6109 ive seen some japansese sweets and stuff like that in the more "privileged" stores
It's called the goose step (I think) and it originated from Prussia. Hope this helped!
Who is gonna tell kim that the cold war is over?
You need to tell Donald Trump and the Americans about that fact as well
george sun Actually we’re well aware of that and I’m not even sure what message you’re trying to convey with this comment. We just want our country to be protected from the radical, deranged left who are attempting to dismantle it before our very eyes. I’m not sure why that’s so hard for people like you to comprehend.
It aint over tho...
On paper, North Korea is still at war with South Korea and the US as no peace treaty was ever signed, simply an armistice. While the latter two don't view it this way in practice, North Korea considers itself still very much at war. It motivates much of its country under this premise, and it has worked for decades.
@@JBguitar-cj8pc oh boy..m
0:42 name of march? Nombre de la marcha?
North Korea finaly learned what ,,slow motion,, is 😄
The parade was much more enjoyable with the BeeGee's "Staying Alive" as the soldiers marched.
Captain 1985 Where The Cash, Kim grandfather’s of Kim joung 1 have clash Usa, France and Uno as never in the patriotic Korea war ! For example, The 31.10.1951, ooooooh 14 b29 Americans bombers protect by 200 f14 Americans jets destroy in less than 20 minutes by mig15 jets from Soviet Union coming to help North Korea just for this deal ! Hahahahaha hahahahaha !
😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃
Elsa First-Born 😘😘😘😘💋👄💋💋👄💋👄💋👄💋💋ooooooooh amore 💕 mio 🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵
1:31 Their faces looks like "yeah, this is the greatest country in the world!!"
Lots of medals for all. Their machines are well kept.
General Pinkley would eloquently say …….“ very pretty colonel, but can they fight ? “……..😂
So the soldiers on the ground can demonstrate a perfect river dance, while the commanders can't even look in the same direction... Great! Encouraging!
Pretty much like most modern armies lol
hilarious
They are commanders for a reason, they have been in they shoes when they were young
@@tituspaul2345 except they haven't been in a fight in 50 years
@@mbpaintballa Soldiers exist during peacetime.
Everygangsta until someone's shoe flies off...
Man I see u everywhere??????
What a beautiful parade
They will imediately go to kim jong un's stomach
probably they had string on their feet tied on the shoes
A lot less terrifying when you realise they havent eaten in weeks and never learned to shoot with actual bullets
Looks more like hopping than marching lol
The legs looked like when you have two mirrors facing each other.
Don’t confuse “discipline” with “choreography”. Discipline as a soldier requires much more than marching in lockstep.
Independent Mind Don't confuse 'obedience wrought by terror, lies, and compulsion' with 'discipline'. One hopes that 'choreography' may never sink to that level, although I suppose there are no guarantees against it. When North Korean officers abuse women soldiers, they are not exercising self-discipline at all. Not that this problem doesn't exist elsewhere (!), but it is said to be rampant there.
I smell salt
Son hermanas.penkas.
You're really questioning the discipline of an Asian army?
Pin point my location! To the south of me there's a parking lot with lights and right behind me between here and the Texas national guard border it could be the manufacturing plant.
Great history 👍
That must be one of the most intimidating things to experience in life💀
Meanwhile in S.Korea: Gangnam Stlye.
Lol
Lol
20 million citizens are starving in North Korea
What happened to the girl laughing at the old tanks..😁😁
0:39 maybe its just me but this shot right here looks low key cool
Trying to find one that looks happy is harder than finding Wally.
1:54
@@raymondnoel5990 she was prolly told a joke
2:00 a pretty women smiling
LoL
They're soldiers, they're not supposed to look happy. They're supposed to look fierce, for they are the defenders of the nation.
1:55 The best part of this video ❤️
Oh please
Not really
This is called pure Asian beauty😍
@@starbuckoof5219 lol
Already punished
feels like theres a soundtrack
bros are in 70s 💀💀
"Look our tanks still work, all 6 of them"
XD
Vainglory-Apocalyptic Well theirs a difference between NATO standard tanks and a piece of shit with tracks with a communist flag on it.
so you are saying that the T-90A, T14 armata and Type-99 tanks are shit? those tanks fuck the m1 abrams in every hole.
+Bryan tehking Haha comparing a few rare eastern tanks in Russias inventory to an western advanced counter part produced in the thousands is two different things. Besides, their are other western tanks that out preform the m1
+Aslan Sınav Russia produced 3000-ish T-90, China does the same with 600 of Type-99 and the production line is still running, North Korea built 500 Pokpung-Ho, compared that other modern MBT, Japan produced 44 Type-10, UK produce 440 Challengers, Germany built 3,200 of Leopard 2 variants but most of them were no longer use by Germany, France produce 700 AMX Leclerc and 300 of them were in use by UAE, South Korea have 100 K-2 as of now and they are still being deployed. The Russian/Chinese also maintain thousands of their older T-80, T-72, T-64, Type-96, Type-59, Type-79 and many other tank while keep modernizing them so that they can fought on equal term with NATO MBT. To say that Russia and China is outnumbered is wrong.
The F in North Korea stands for food and freedom
I get it because they have no food or freedom in the DPRK....... very comical
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Lol.
:/
@@kimyo-jong9356 Sister what are doing here. I told you to get the Big Macs.
Querido amigo Koreano,mi esposa/1 Dama y Yo,deseamos que comparta una nueva vista, para futuro. Es de Nobles, agradecerle su enorme simpatía y naturaldad que brilla. De estos leales amigos-Melanie Reina Real y Rey, unos adolescentes y poderoso abrazo. RESPECT.💕♻️🎉 ..de la S.A.R (Melanie)...💋💋💋
Wow, they looks like from 1945
They still use the outdated T-34-85 and T55
They are perfectly synced. Kind of scary looking
🤦
How can you be that dumb
@@gabrielgri Well I mean he is telling his opinion. And they are very well synced
that's the point. These marches are warnings to potential invaders. Namely the millions of troops at their southern border.
@@TeamTwiistz Hmm, I didn't expect a Minecraft player to be watching a North Korean military parade. No disrespect though
Hey North Korea, 1955 called, they want their uniforms back
And their tanks
'53
Hahahahaha
@Fungo Slungo Not effective anymore though
@Fungo Slungo Protection? Mobility? Comfort? Utility? u wot m8?
Ese te aseguro es un ejercito de verdad me sorprende
What practical purpose does this level of coordination/synchrony serve?! Everything they do is to display some facade of power with zero backing.
I'm really impressed with how... perfect it is.
Based on my knowledge of punishments for it not being perfect, even a normal person would be walking perfectly.
@@amaledwards that’s because they would be shot and there entire family would end up in a gulag
@@aregularperson7573 😔
Nice
me too Robert... me too
Their "marching-lines" are absolutely perfect! Thanks for sharing.
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They are marching for there life 😂