"Traffic's a nightmare today, I'll try to get around it." He jinxed it after that line
@lordchevonlier15838 ай бұрын
His landing was great though tbf
@KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFE8 ай бұрын
lmfao
@trippyjosh67958 ай бұрын
@@KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFEfr
@prokitkat92567 ай бұрын
He did get out of it
@dominicvega92676 ай бұрын
Proceeds to Tokyo drift
@AcidYakRaid6 ай бұрын
4:21 that landing on the bridge... My God was that beautiful.
@Killzone1108 ай бұрын
"beep" xDD
@carnicorp8 ай бұрын
@@carnicorp the A.I. taxi. Everything. The landing on the bridge was impeccable.
@Killzone1108 ай бұрын
What about 0:48?
@christian.xavier.villagran8 ай бұрын
100 pts for amazing stunt 😂
@nosik_chposik5 ай бұрын
@christian.xavier.villagran that one was hilarious too!
@Killzone1104 ай бұрын
1:30 That little "beep" as the truck goes by is brilliant
@mckay910954 ай бұрын
You mean vapid bobcat?
@EkinOke3 ай бұрын
*BIRP*
@Liamthebackpack292 ай бұрын
@@Liamthebackpack29 who is birp?
@EkinOke2 ай бұрын
@@EkinOke *the sound the Vapid Bobcat made*
@Liamthebackpack292 ай бұрын
@@Liamthebackpack29 oh ok
@EkinOke2 ай бұрын
"Traffic's a nightmare today" 4:15 😂
@gamingcity20029 ай бұрын
It's like this only on Fridays.
@HappySack9 ай бұрын
“I’ll try and get around it”
@hiit87209 ай бұрын
Everything the cab drivers say is prescient foreshadowing of the impending doom
@borisgrishenk09 ай бұрын
The understatement of a lifetime. xD
@1987FX169 ай бұрын
Well, he's not wrong.
@Zero_Ninety9 ай бұрын
3:10 the cab saying "no problem, I live for this sh1t" while falling into the water 😂😂
@benjaminsoto64499 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@_Michal_Michal_4 ай бұрын
If this happened in real life, that would be disastrous
@zetsuboushinjiruu93503 ай бұрын
@@zetsuboushinjiruu9350 nah, I think it would be pretty normal, nothings serious 😑
@_Michal_Michal_3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@drsquidward59372 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@wth_iswrongwityallАй бұрын
@1:30 that truck hit you mid air and still had to honk LMFAOO *BIRP*
@double_joseph3279 ай бұрын
Still need to warn the pedestrians am I right?
@Ian_Paneque8 ай бұрын
Bro this had me DYING
@DylanTheVylan1178 ай бұрын
I came to the comments for this lmao
@Tonjoon8 ай бұрын
Lol it reminds me of a time while playing GTA online where I was doing the low flying air school lesson, flying over a highway, I hear a car honk at me
@gugalldiznii3838 ай бұрын
I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂
@trellhicks48238 ай бұрын
5:52 that explosion was kind of beautiful tho
@meme-lu2yu8 ай бұрын
Car literally went into orbit😂😂😂😂
@wokcentral13 ай бұрын
AAA AAA
@gabareaperАй бұрын
Wgat
@xxe2Ай бұрын
So romantic 😌
@ManicMercurianAstrologyАй бұрын
I didn't know gta 4 explosions could do that
@mergat2970Ай бұрын
0:49 perfect precision
@hiit87209 ай бұрын
This was caused by luck
@grimace96588 ай бұрын
Precise perfection
@nthgth8 ай бұрын
@grimace9658 Yeah no shit.
@ethanbradshaw2858Ай бұрын
@@grimace9658 nah that was all skill he clearly meant to do that
@gnglembАй бұрын
4:26 that was smooth af
@Realgigclin8 ай бұрын
Agreed
@Leon_ardo008Ай бұрын
You sir have the profile picture of a giga Chad.
@ROBOGUY009Ай бұрын
''Hope i don't hit anyone''. - This has easily been the best entry yet when it comes to the timing of things. Very great.
@TeiTenga9 ай бұрын
I think “this cab isent even mine!” Should come in second place
@jakubgrimm5759 ай бұрын
@@jakubgrimm575 no deffenetly 4:15, " Traffics a nightmare today" commented by @gamingcity2002
@austinsmith1178 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@thisguy9388 ай бұрын
6:59
@darrennpeagler472918 ай бұрын
@@jakubgrimm575I was just about to say at least the cab isn’t his lmao
@conor7154Ай бұрын
4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it." 😂
@leeham62308 ай бұрын
Rockstar did an amazing job simulating perfectly how New York Traffic is
@justaneditygangstar2 ай бұрын
I loled at that one too. XD
@SONGOKU02Күн бұрын
1:30 that single honk from the truck flying by broke me lmao
@gloom54058 ай бұрын
Yo 😂😂😂
@jimmolnar67874 ай бұрын
And the woman flying just before it
@collodion18844 ай бұрын
That shit was scripted
@Antibong3 ай бұрын
5:45 This one had to be my absolute favorite. It has it all. The irresponsibly ridiculous onslaught of cars flying clear off the overpass. The bus making a single-stage-to-orbit liftoff at the end of the street. The taxi driver seemly going out of his way to hit someone for absolutely no reason. The comment about the airbag. All punctuated by the taxi, after suffering such chaotic damage, breaking a fire hydrant at hilarious slow speed before being completely annihilated by Niko. Amazing
@dannyhaggard92216 ай бұрын
Finished by "I'll drop you here!..." **bang** **launched into orbit**
@jamesnoble35025 ай бұрын
a random NPC car being launched airborne by an explosion from across the top corner of the screen was the best
@Marsheh25 ай бұрын
the ridiculously slow speed at the beginning after the tires start dragging on the street really makes it for me
@Slimebiter4 ай бұрын
I liked the falcon 9 launch at the beginning of that clip coming from the left side of the screen. It looked like it was in stage 2 detachment phase for the fuel cylinders
@TheBanjoShowOfficial2 ай бұрын
The fact it's at Leaper's Bridge is the best thing about it to me, followed by how nonchalantly that one NPC was flattened against the tree.
@LRM12o85 күн бұрын
3:33 the most hardworking taxi driver, still trying even when his car mostly destroyed
@arditeider28129 ай бұрын
He was the legend. Slow and safe.
@shaggyfeng91106 ай бұрын
He got bills to pay, he ain’t got time for no apocalypse
@ronnietrek63766 ай бұрын
Traffic was a nightmare that day! He tried to get around it tho!
@TCHICKIBRAXD5 ай бұрын
HE is a gangster
@oldtelevisionbros9453 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Taxis have 3x more durability than normal when you're getting a ride, so these genuinely have the best chances of getting you to your destination
@riggabort8 ай бұрын
0:46 has me absolutely defeated, impeccable combo, like something out of Rocket League 🤣
@rk9motorsport598 ай бұрын
The part where he lands on the bridge truly looks like something straight outta Rocket League
@birddaddydetta2 ай бұрын
3:05
@rpu725 күн бұрын
7:56 Brutal
@antaresvariant23069 ай бұрын
Love how the driver bails, leaving you to keep taking the damage
@dimvoly8 ай бұрын
Isn’t everything…
@X-GamerPro-HD2 ай бұрын
I laughed too hard at that
@TheBanjoShowOfficial2 ай бұрын
like three fast rounds
@gabareaperАй бұрын
6:59 hope i dont hit anyone 💀
@seranistrickland42679 ай бұрын
0:49 can we all just take a minute to appreciate the aiming on that?
@1x32x8 ай бұрын
I wonder how small the chances are for that to happen
@reigoemon22294 ай бұрын
One in a million@@reigoemon2229
@PalakPreman083 ай бұрын
No
@myfaveyoutube24 күн бұрын
5:00 - I love how just one small punch to the taxi sends it flying.
@ultrad-rex13898 ай бұрын
ONE PUNCH
@cipherpurinina6 ай бұрын
@CAC_Deadlyrang The One Punch Serb
@DJV-976 ай бұрын
Saints Row IV
@gamehunter24073 ай бұрын
You're a perceptive one.
@SirKolass23 күн бұрын
2:51 He said he was gonna die alone, but you were in fact there with him during his last moments ❤
@tjh988 ай бұрын
And at 2:55 the Spanish word for woman hole 😂😂
@lemonacidrounds7293Ай бұрын
The amount of dedication of this taxi driver ! 3:36 !
@maxaazerty7 ай бұрын
Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it
@TCHICKIBRAXD5 ай бұрын
Bro is the chillest person in the universe. Bobbing his head to the song during the carpocalipse
@thesilver72384 ай бұрын
he gets paid by the hour, this gonna make him rich
@heywhoisthisguy4 ай бұрын
He tries his best
@etelkakolcsei42303 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@serega_orlov3 ай бұрын
"No problem, I live for this shit." I wish I could be as awesome as that taxi driver, falling into the ocean at 50 mph.
@JackPoppy7 ай бұрын
3:05 some serious rocket league moment, car collision in mid air
@blxdystxr68618 ай бұрын
0:54 this whole bridge section is hilarious. The cars speeding past at Mach speed not knowing. All of the skid marks make it even more funny.
@IndustrialSociety19958 ай бұрын
3:44 that one mf who ignores his problems
@brobrofog8 ай бұрын
1:30 i laughed so hard on this part
@Mr_Tank9096 ай бұрын
Niko said "Maybe here, things will be different..." I understand now.
@AlcoholicCake8 ай бұрын
welcome to America
@metelineblue2943 ай бұрын
Welcome to America *America's national music starts playing*
@etelkakolcsei42303 ай бұрын
6:53 "ok cool, i'll take the long way. Hope I don't hit anyone ." To funny 😂😂😂😂
@piccoyoshi128 ай бұрын
6:33 i'm in tears.
@Mberthelame8 ай бұрын
2:57 has to be the funniest clip i've seen yet! The cabbie complaining about his car being hit, only for it to be launched into the air, then struck again mid-flight was comedy gold 😂
@danielvousden5654 ай бұрын
8:27 "Aight then, let's do it. Just put on your seatbelt" Yea I don't think that's gonna really help with such "traffic"
@wulfthejackal9 ай бұрын
5:20 one star gained, you damaged police car.
@Dushess8 ай бұрын
GTA 5: 3 stars gained, you took a breath
@jairoiii65713 ай бұрын
0:06 three letters on a taxi describes the situation quite nicely.
@johnmikitanov6 ай бұрын
underrated comment
@jkclassy3643Ай бұрын
Who needs a cab when you can be ragdolled across the city
@TheRobak3338 ай бұрын
0:58 oh look a taxi..... wait... nvm
@3n3ly7m98 ай бұрын
7:10 the shout haha😂
@user-bl6rv1yt6q3 ай бұрын
3:53 hahaha ihm surprised how good this car drives xD
@blacky49479 ай бұрын
8:00 "i cant drive a banana im outta here!"
@lunytoonz34666 ай бұрын
the comedic timing in these is sublime
@jonion78846 ай бұрын
4:15 "traffic is a nightmare today" well, no shit
@rpgamezzz2708 ай бұрын
4:33 That TAXI driver was OG
@EditMasterFX4 ай бұрын
1:00 “Niko, you’re not allowed to whistle!”
@milanmaraczi83886 ай бұрын
8:15 that wreck just gently rolling onto you. LOL
@FemboyTyco8 ай бұрын
4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today", well said 😂
@klajdimyftari46917 ай бұрын
3:15 The taxi driver already knows he’s never gonna get to his destination 😂
@ZaddyDenz6 ай бұрын
It's like a game of golf--Niko being the golf ball.
@jamesliu81014 ай бұрын
2:04 Ninja Vanish!
@gingersouls73964 ай бұрын
5:52 that exlosion and then the car fly away, beautiful
@Sushithegamer8 ай бұрын
You're right
@jd876438 ай бұрын
Kinda like 4th of july😂
@Coach_Kev6 ай бұрын
with the scream too
@lejeffe16635 ай бұрын
It's like the Wilhelm explosion of SpongeBob where Squidward blows up after falling down the cliff.
@aplive58Ай бұрын
@@aplive58cartoon baby
@xxe2Ай бұрын
1:30 How Car-kun hit you in the air and honk like you were in the way 😂😂😂
@EatAllDaHumans5 ай бұрын
3:06 that car on the volley
@MrSponge88888 ай бұрын
4:14 Oh yeah buddy, you can 100% say that
@Manu109008 ай бұрын
5:08 all that shit happening and this lady trips over your goddam feet
@apexdoxer96628 ай бұрын
She boutta start a lawsuit 😂
@_Michal_Michal_4 ай бұрын
She won’t be able to because the judge and court will be gone due to the chaos
@jairoiii65713 ай бұрын
5:35 he almost made it to the taxi
@YohaneTheNesoberi4 ай бұрын
The 'almost' is debatable 😂
@_Michal_Michal_4 ай бұрын
He almost managed to catch the yellow caaaar 🤣🤣
@vitormachado48772 ай бұрын
1:30 That lil mid-air honk though.
@loudenlaffnite2465 ай бұрын
3:05 a LCPD car hit a taxi mid air with perfet precision Taxi driver 3:10 : NO PROBLEM!
@Dona16PG8 ай бұрын
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!
@JackABoxTacos8 ай бұрын
0:36 Based passenger 😂😂😂
@Goosebump8378 ай бұрын
Rockstar certainly did their cars (damage and physics) right on this game if I'm still getting such entertaient value just from these vids. They were also my favorite cars in any game. The degree and fidelity of the "morph" damage and the handling. Cars in GTA V just aren't the same.
@jijianji18 ай бұрын
Cars and Body Physics in GTA V were several steps down... too cartoonish
@Paytonwh4 ай бұрын
@@PaytonwhI’ve noticed cops don’t shoot your tires in GTA V, maybe rarely, but in IV you constantly see how damaging the front axle bends the wheels in, preventing the cars from turning. It’s frustrating but realistic.
@scottoleson19974 ай бұрын
@@scottoleson1997 cops actually do this in gta v, they do it so much it becomes annoying.
@aaxel_dz3 ай бұрын
6:47 Niko becomes immune to swings
@darklessx96413 ай бұрын
Not even ten seconds in and the taxi's advertisement sign already summarized what the video would be like.. That's just lovely
@Xrairyn2 ай бұрын
@2:57 Some random guy sitting at a table trying to enjoy his lunch suddenly has Nico fly into his lap😂
@jamesnoble35025 ай бұрын
0:49 was sick
@MiraMiMi9 ай бұрын
4:25 noice 👌
@hiit87209 ай бұрын
1:35 is just perfect.
@charlesfranklin21126 ай бұрын
6:27 That poor guy...
@trickster80098 ай бұрын
0:45 what a minute
@FelixRoseAs9 ай бұрын
8:07 that cab driver made a poor choice to jump out he got hit perfectly in mid-air
@KlLLERROBOT998 ай бұрын
00:48 From there and on the bridge was the most hilarious neverending part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SimplyTakuma9 ай бұрын
Why is nobody talking about 1:51
@sponsoredmax8 ай бұрын
2:48 those two cars passing by was pure luck lmao.
@miniaturejayhawk87023 ай бұрын
1:30 so polite to honk at his friend Nico as he drives past him 😊
@JustAnotherMatt4204 ай бұрын
God I miss these GTA physics
@RoninNYC8 ай бұрын
"No, you can't make the same video with the same title over and over again and expect it to be funny." This channel:
@BonnNowa9 ай бұрын
im like why is youtube recommending 10 year old videos and its only 10 hours old. its such a great game
@CallMeConCon8 ай бұрын
8:54 OK, ill pull over 🤣
@rosshoyt20309 ай бұрын
1:30 I love how the truck honks at you mid air to let you know you were in the way
@TheRealAltomonАй бұрын
that was hilarious 😂😂😂
@mvlpix4419Ай бұрын
“Such a smooth and realistic crash and moment”
@Guide4145 ай бұрын
5:26 this time it’s Niko instead
@colinjones88289 ай бұрын
The physics in this game were ahead of its time
@death-thresh9548Ай бұрын
7:02 "Hope I don't hit anyone" -optimistic Taxi driver.
@superiorduke57725 ай бұрын
Shoutout to the driver at 3:00 who got T-boned mid flight, rocketed probably a couple hundred feet through the air and had the audacity to say “no problem, I live for this sh-“ before hitting the water
@joeymag5934 ай бұрын
Unbelievable vehicle damage physics in a 2008 game
@venkatprasad1102Ай бұрын
we're probably never going to see this level of car damage again in gta...
@DoodlingHitman8 ай бұрын
I hope it's not like gta 5 physics, just feels cartoony
@jaydenrodger1178 ай бұрын
agreed @@jaydenrodger117
@DoodlingHitman8 ай бұрын
GTA 6
@KingGamerz2937 ай бұрын
yeah hopefully, but big doubt@@KingGamerz293
@DoodlingHitman7 ай бұрын
"Noooo problem!!!! I live for this" *splash* "Hope I don't hit anyone!" 😂😂
@healthandsurvival44616 ай бұрын
The momentum you got as you’re being ‘pinballed’ along the bridge lmao.
@reepopopo8 ай бұрын
7:50 LOL combo
@Preecy5 ай бұрын
This channel is the cure for depression lmfao, I haven't laughed this hard in years 🤣🤣🤣
@edwardelric8805 ай бұрын
Could you do one with pedestrians accelerating and try to walk somewhere? 😂
@carlg45449 ай бұрын
1:25 bro accepted is fate
@giustappone9 ай бұрын
I swear to God GTA IV was built to purposely target the player with physics objects (cars, light poles, etc) the amount of times my ragdoll and the ragdoll in your videos just smashes into poles and such is too much for it to just be coincidental.
@yolsil7758 ай бұрын
6:50 "Cool, I'll take the long way, hope I don't hit anyone" lolll
@Sayoinmayo4 ай бұрын
6:54 I actually never saw the Declasse Merit Taxi cab with that single roof indicator, It's always the Vapid Stanier or usually Minivan Taxi cab that has it. Merit and Minivan Taxis are always spawns with the Ad Banner Roof Indicator. Really neat to actually see they spawn with a single indicator and not the ad banner one lol
@aribantala7 ай бұрын
Interesting yeah. 😜
@ShortsAddict7 ай бұрын
Trying to catch a cab in that town sure is a struggle
@rasmusniklasson17048 ай бұрын
I was genuinely having a hard day. I couldn't watch with sound but just watching this video make me smile on a really hard day for me.
@ethanlyons5141Ай бұрын
Thanks for making me laugh so much that I got a headache now lol. I needed this more than you know. Thank you.
@phatman6914 ай бұрын
This is incredible. You should try tuning the Jump height all the way up
@rosshoyt20309 ай бұрын
2:09 the chaos 😂
@WillzGotSkillz4 ай бұрын
I was at work when I clicked on this, my eyes almost popped out of my skull from holding so much laughter at the bridge part
@DonkeyFilms20 күн бұрын
"God, I wish this traffic would move faster..."
@notsure196915 күн бұрын
1:56 That beep was personal
@baldricpagan34563 ай бұрын
the driving force behind the LC taxi cabs is really something i admire
"Traffic's a nightmare today, I'll try to get around it." He jinxed it after that line
His landing was great though tbf
lmfao
@@KILLGAMERSCOOT4LIFEfr
He did get out of it
Proceeds to Tokyo drift
4:21 that landing on the bridge... My God was that beautiful.
"beep" xDD
@@carnicorp the A.I. taxi. Everything. The landing on the bridge was impeccable.
What about 0:48?
100 pts for amazing stunt 😂
@christian.xavier.villagran that one was hilarious too!
1:30 That little "beep" as the truck goes by is brilliant
You mean vapid bobcat?
*BIRP*
@@Liamthebackpack29 who is birp?
@@EkinOke *the sound the Vapid Bobcat made*
@@Liamthebackpack29 oh ok
"Traffic's a nightmare today" 4:15 😂
It's like this only on Fridays.
“I’ll try and get around it”
Everything the cab drivers say is prescient foreshadowing of the impending doom
The understatement of a lifetime. xD
Well, he's not wrong.
3:10 the cab saying "no problem, I live for this sh1t" while falling into the water 😂😂
😂😂😂
If this happened in real life, that would be disastrous
@@zetsuboushinjiruu9350 nah, I think it would be pretty normal, nothings serious 😑
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
@1:30 that truck hit you mid air and still had to honk LMFAOO *BIRP*
Still need to warn the pedestrians am I right?
Bro this had me DYING
I came to the comments for this lmao
Lol it reminds me of a time while playing GTA online where I was doing the low flying air school lesson, flying over a highway, I hear a car honk at me
I couldn't help it😂😂😂😂
5:52 that explosion was kind of beautiful tho
Car literally went into orbit😂😂😂😂
AAA AAA
Wgat
So romantic 😌
I didn't know gta 4 explosions could do that
0:49 perfect precision
This was caused by luck
Precise perfection
@grimace9658 Yeah no shit.
@@grimace9658 nah that was all skill he clearly meant to do that
4:26 that was smooth af
Agreed
You sir have the profile picture of a giga Chad.
''Hope i don't hit anyone''. - This has easily been the best entry yet when it comes to the timing of things. Very great.
I think “this cab isent even mine!” Should come in second place
@@jakubgrimm575 no deffenetly 4:15, " Traffics a nightmare today" commented by @gamingcity2002
Timestamp?
6:59
@@jakubgrimm575I was just about to say at least the cab isn’t his lmao
4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it." 😂
Rockstar did an amazing job simulating perfectly how New York Traffic is
I loled at that one too. XD
1:30 that single honk from the truck flying by broke me lmao
Yo 😂😂😂
And the woman flying just before it
That shit was scripted
5:45 This one had to be my absolute favorite. It has it all. The irresponsibly ridiculous onslaught of cars flying clear off the overpass. The bus making a single-stage-to-orbit liftoff at the end of the street. The taxi driver seemly going out of his way to hit someone for absolutely no reason. The comment about the airbag. All punctuated by the taxi, after suffering such chaotic damage, breaking a fire hydrant at hilarious slow speed before being completely annihilated by Niko. Amazing
Finished by "I'll drop you here!..." **bang** **launched into orbit**
a random NPC car being launched airborne by an explosion from across the top corner of the screen was the best
the ridiculously slow speed at the beginning after the tires start dragging on the street really makes it for me
I liked the falcon 9 launch at the beginning of that clip coming from the left side of the screen. It looked like it was in stage 2 detachment phase for the fuel cylinders
The fact it's at Leaper's Bridge is the best thing about it to me, followed by how nonchalantly that one NPC was flattened against the tree.
3:33 the most hardworking taxi driver, still trying even when his car mostly destroyed
He was the legend. Slow and safe.
He got bills to pay, he ain’t got time for no apocalypse
Traffic was a nightmare that day! He tried to get around it tho!
HE is a gangster
Fun fact: Taxis have 3x more durability than normal when you're getting a ride, so these genuinely have the best chances of getting you to your destination
0:46 has me absolutely defeated, impeccable combo, like something out of Rocket League 🤣
The part where he lands on the bridge truly looks like something straight outta Rocket League
3:05
7:56 Brutal
Love how the driver bails, leaving you to keep taking the damage
Isn’t everything…
I laughed too hard at that
like three fast rounds
6:59 hope i dont hit anyone 💀
0:49 can we all just take a minute to appreciate the aiming on that?
I wonder how small the chances are for that to happen
One in a million@@reigoemon2229
No
5:00 - I love how just one small punch to the taxi sends it flying.
ONE PUNCH
@CAC_Deadlyrang The One Punch Serb
Saints Row IV
You're a perceptive one.
2:51 He said he was gonna die alone, but you were in fact there with him during his last moments ❤
And at 2:55 the Spanish word for woman hole 😂😂
The amount of dedication of this taxi driver ! 3:36 !
Traffic's a nightmare today; I'll try and get around it
Bro is the chillest person in the universe. Bobbing his head to the song during the carpocalipse
he gets paid by the hour, this gonna make him rich
He tries his best
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"No problem, I live for this shit." I wish I could be as awesome as that taxi driver, falling into the ocean at 50 mph.
3:05 some serious rocket league moment, car collision in mid air
0:54 this whole bridge section is hilarious. The cars speeding past at Mach speed not knowing. All of the skid marks make it even more funny.
3:44 that one mf who ignores his problems
1:30 i laughed so hard on this part
Niko said "Maybe here, things will be different..." I understand now.
welcome to America
Welcome to America *America's national music starts playing*
6:53 "ok cool, i'll take the long way. Hope I don't hit anyone ." To funny 😂😂😂😂
6:33 i'm in tears.
2:57 has to be the funniest clip i've seen yet! The cabbie complaining about his car being hit, only for it to be launched into the air, then struck again mid-flight was comedy gold 😂
8:27 "Aight then, let's do it. Just put on your seatbelt" Yea I don't think that's gonna really help with such "traffic"
5:20 one star gained, you damaged police car.
GTA 5: 3 stars gained, you took a breath
0:06 three letters on a taxi describes the situation quite nicely.
underrated comment
Who needs a cab when you can be ragdolled across the city
0:58 oh look a taxi..... wait... nvm
7:10 the shout haha😂
3:53 hahaha ihm surprised how good this car drives xD
8:00 "i cant drive a banana im outta here!"
the comedic timing in these is sublime
4:15 "traffic is a nightmare today" well, no shit
4:33 That TAXI driver was OG
1:00 “Niko, you’re not allowed to whistle!”
8:15 that wreck just gently rolling onto you. LOL
4:14 "Traffic's a nightmare today", well said 😂
3:15 The taxi driver already knows he’s never gonna get to his destination 😂
It's like a game of golf--Niko being the golf ball.
2:04 Ninja Vanish!
5:52 that exlosion and then the car fly away, beautiful
You're right
Kinda like 4th of july😂
with the scream too
It's like the Wilhelm explosion of SpongeBob where Squidward blows up after falling down the cliff.
@@aplive58cartoon baby
1:30 How Car-kun hit you in the air and honk like you were in the way 😂😂😂
3:06 that car on the volley
4:14 Oh yeah buddy, you can 100% say that
5:08 all that shit happening and this lady trips over your goddam feet
She boutta start a lawsuit 😂
She won’t be able to because the judge and court will be gone due to the chaos
5:35 he almost made it to the taxi
The 'almost' is debatable 😂
He almost managed to catch the yellow caaaar 🤣🤣
1:30 That lil mid-air honk though.
3:05 a LCPD car hit a taxi mid air with perfet precision Taxi driver 3:10 : NO PROBLEM!
I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT!
0:36 Based passenger 😂😂😂
Rockstar certainly did their cars (damage and physics) right on this game if I'm still getting such entertaient value just from these vids. They were also my favorite cars in any game. The degree and fidelity of the "morph" damage and the handling. Cars in GTA V just aren't the same.
Cars and Body Physics in GTA V were several steps down... too cartoonish
@@PaytonwhI’ve noticed cops don’t shoot your tires in GTA V, maybe rarely, but in IV you constantly see how damaging the front axle bends the wheels in, preventing the cars from turning. It’s frustrating but realistic.
@@scottoleson1997 cops actually do this in gta v, they do it so much it becomes annoying.
6:47 Niko becomes immune to swings
Not even ten seconds in and the taxi's advertisement sign already summarized what the video would be like.. That's just lovely
@2:57 Some random guy sitting at a table trying to enjoy his lunch suddenly has Nico fly into his lap😂
0:49 was sick
4:25 noice 👌
1:35 is just perfect.
6:27 That poor guy...
0:45 what a minute
8:07 that cab driver made a poor choice to jump out he got hit perfectly in mid-air
00:48 From there and on the bridge was the most hilarious neverending part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is nobody talking about 1:51
2:48 those two cars passing by was pure luck lmao.
1:30 so polite to honk at his friend Nico as he drives past him 😊
God I miss these GTA physics
"No, you can't make the same video with the same title over and over again and expect it to be funny." This channel:
im like why is youtube recommending 10 year old videos and its only 10 hours old. its such a great game
8:54 OK, ill pull over 🤣
1:30 I love how the truck honks at you mid air to let you know you were in the way
that was hilarious 😂😂😂
“Such a smooth and realistic crash and moment”
5:26 this time it’s Niko instead
The physics in this game were ahead of its time
7:02 "Hope I don't hit anyone" -optimistic Taxi driver.
Shoutout to the driver at 3:00 who got T-boned mid flight, rocketed probably a couple hundred feet through the air and had the audacity to say “no problem, I live for this sh-“ before hitting the water
Unbelievable vehicle damage physics in a 2008 game
we're probably never going to see this level of car damage again in gta...
I hope it's not like gta 5 physics, just feels cartoony
agreed @@jaydenrodger117
GTA 6
yeah hopefully, but big doubt@@KingGamerz293
"Noooo problem!!!! I live for this" *splash* "Hope I don't hit anyone!" 😂😂
The momentum you got as you’re being ‘pinballed’ along the bridge lmao.
7:50 LOL combo
This channel is the cure for depression lmfao, I haven't laughed this hard in years 🤣🤣🤣
Could you do one with pedestrians accelerating and try to walk somewhere? 😂
1:25 bro accepted is fate
I swear to God GTA IV was built to purposely target the player with physics objects (cars, light poles, etc) the amount of times my ragdoll and the ragdoll in your videos just smashes into poles and such is too much for it to just be coincidental.
6:50 "Cool, I'll take the long way, hope I don't hit anyone" lolll
6:54 I actually never saw the Declasse Merit Taxi cab with that single roof indicator, It's always the Vapid Stanier or usually Minivan Taxi cab that has it. Merit and Minivan Taxis are always spawns with the Ad Banner Roof Indicator. Really neat to actually see they spawn with a single indicator and not the ad banner one lol
Interesting yeah. 😜
Trying to catch a cab in that town sure is a struggle
I was genuinely having a hard day. I couldn't watch with sound but just watching this video make me smile on a really hard day for me.
Thanks for making me laugh so much that I got a headache now lol. I needed this more than you know. Thank you.
This is incredible. You should try tuning the Jump height all the way up
2:09 the chaos 😂
I was at work when I clicked on this, my eyes almost popped out of my skull from holding so much laughter at the bridge part
"God, I wish this traffic would move faster..."
1:56 That beep was personal
the driving force behind the LC taxi cabs is really something i admire