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Hermitcraft 9: Episode 28 TAG TEA PARTY! Grian decides to prank LDshadowlady in the most dramatic way possible, but it was NOT easy.
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FIRST REPLY???
the way verdee the frog looked into grians soul. xD
Yoooo
Hi Grian
hello grian
Digging down in Hermitcraft: *breaks into someone's farm* Digging down in EmpireSMP: *Enters a cult like room*
HermitCraft usually keeps the Cult chambers on ground indeed
Sounds about right 😊
Only in empires
Is that the badge Timmy is looking for?
@@flowergirl36010 yeah lol, fwhip made that shirne btw
I was _not_ expecting the Jimmy shrine underneath the house. What made it better is the fact Grian was just saying he digs straight down all the time despite it being a bad idea, and then he nearly fell onto a stalagmite.
The best part if you didn't already know is that the shrine wasn't even Lizzy's.
@@The_Unknown_Wanderer I didn't know.
@@Chigger unless you wanna be told who, I'll leave that for you to discover if you like to watch other people on the server. But it is an original member and not a hermit, just to narrow it down.
I want to know too cause I have no idea 😂
@UnspecifiedIndividual probably a person.
“I expect you to be playing 3d chess at all times” *has just found groan crying in a bedrock hole*
who is this 'groan' character you speak of?
@@Im_Not_Loss the waffle man
@@lilyyrose55 Probably a relative of Grain
@@MateusFerreira-on3kp who is this grain character you speak of
@@meraj5393 A friend of poultry man's
I'm actually so glad that Lizzie was the one who got this because 1. No one else has such hilarious looking villagers that are so perfect for such a ridiculous tea party and 2. It was so great to see the way she reacted to the box. It made me so happy inside.
im sorry but lizzy saying "i have to tell you something" and then immediately falling into the void is comedy gold
I laughed so hard
@@vidachsa harder
@@mikechad27 hardest
@@thesheehans10 uncrackable crack up
The fact that she didn't actually have anything to say makes it even better
Lizzies bowed head as Grian offers to show her to the tag machine truly was the epitomy of 'The fool jingled miserably across the floor'
Funniest line ever written 😂
And then Grian noticing that Lizzy’s wearing a mask and *Definitely is NOT a Feline* made me chuckle a bit.
i see what you did here
"Come hither, fool."
Heh, I understood that reference
RIP in peace nameless Toad-Man. At least he died doing what he loved, drinking tea with a madman while dangling on a chicken over the void
I'm getting Alice vibes
RIP in peace
You mean the human frog?
@@amurasage yes
@@juststardust9816 lol the same, the first thing I thought watching Lizzie's video was "whoa this is like a tunnel to wonderlands"
Watching Grian freak out over the fox villagers and just WAITING until he finds the frog ones honestly was hilarious
Just wait till he finds out bout furries
The worst thing about those villagers is, honestly, those STIFF TAILS. They have no reason to have such badly textured tails.
@@ttry1152lol. This was the exact opposite of grians furry awakening
Grian really broke the number one rule of minecraft and at the same time dug into a room with a rulebook, truly fascinating
Why do you think you’re not meant to do it? Might stumble across something scary.
@@aussiejo5764 lore
Do you mean that part of the video when nothing happened?
@@Erkle64 ah yes nothing happened
and what makes it even more funny is that technically he broke the law 2ce since the shrine to the toy sheriff wasn't lizzie's but fwhip's which means he technically broke into fwhip's shrine to the toy sheriff
Grian’s did you die box is like sending flowers to the family of someone you murdered
Lmao
hmmm since he gave her better stuff its more like he gave her 2 human souls lol
@@CianThoYT "there was a sale!"
Except the flowers are more liked than the person you murdered
except that the person you murdered respawns
"This is a game of tag! Why am I commiting to the flair of a tea party??" It's the British in you, Grian lol
The load bearing chicken grew up, causing the boat to fall and Lizzie to fall into the void. Absolutely insane 🤣
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I NEED TO SEE LIZZYS POINT OF VIEW THERE 🤣🤣🤣
I love how Grian just stumbled onto a shrine
fwhips shine alwell lol
Lol
Least random grian moment
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Hermit only viewer here. What exactly was that?
Pix: Expecting Grian to be playing 3D chess at all times. Grian: Stuck in a bedrock hole
who is this grain character
Who is this Grain character???
Who is this Grain character???
Pix was expecting Grian to be playing 3D chess, but in reality he doesn't even know how to play regular chess.
@@AidanBueling couldn't you jump until your hunger ran out and you starved?
Wait till Lizzie finds out all of the loot from the “sorry you got tagged box” only took one hour 😂😂 If only my videos got this much likes 😢😂❤
how long wood it have tacken her to get it back
@@jimmyg3835 Nice English skills
@@michaelcherokee8906 not nice thay are as good as thay can get win you have dyslexia
@@jimmyg3835 Spells "dyslexia" properly, ironically. You know, the word dyslexia is kinda sadistic really, like what person who genuinely has it will actually be able to spell it? It's like who was the sicko who put an s in lisp.
@@michaelcherokee8906 i looked up the spelling for it you are not the frst one to in my eyes make fun of my spelling wish gets old and you wont be the last so i got the spelling of it and copy past it every time
One of the best Grian quotes ever: "What sequence of events throughout my life had lead to this moment? No, seri-. Contemplation time I think. There's a bunch of boats floating in the void with a frog looking up at me and I'm about to have a tea party in a game of tag. I'm in my late twenties. How did I get here?" 21:50
It’s actually 22:52 😂
@@purnimasingh808 Close enough.
No it’s 22:51
Not gonna lie, I was smiling and leaning back in my chair in the beginning of the episode. THEN he started digging under Lizzy's base...and I sat straight up. "NO!!! We don't look in the basements of Animalia!!" Then breathed a sigh of relief when he only found the Shrine of the Law. Honestly, that was the most innocent thing you could have found down there.
What do you mean the most innocent?
what? as non empire watcher i am intrigued
Same, what’s under there ?
@@rares-v- nothing! There is no slave work in animalia at all!
@@lisaschropfer8866 shouldn't be, Lizzie is not hiding any atrocities!
The fact LD just fell with no Grian influence is so perfect
The timing also was supremely hilarious
That’s Lizzie for ya… she can’t land on her feet in the void 😂
“I gotta tell you something, hold on” *falls off platform*
That’s just how Lizzie rolls
25:25 yeah lol
Grain: tries to do prank Grain: Finds a shine
Who is this Grain character you speak of?
@@schlieffenman957 the waffle man
@@schlieffenman957 pesky bird
*𒈙, Noblespawn of 𒐫.*
GRRAAAAIIIIINNN!?!?!?!?!
That underground area is actually terrifying. Poor Jimmy. He's gonna be traumatized when he finds that
"The load-bearing chicken failed" isn't a sentence I'd ever expect to make sense, but here we are.
The load bearing chicken grew up which caused its hitbox to change and it got in the boat which broke the lead. The timing of such a random event literally couldn't have been better even if they tried to script the boat falling.
@@jasonreed7522 oh my that's so cool x)
came down to the comments for this
Spoilers (?)
Grian stumbling onto the shrine with all the toy Jimmies is legitimately the most terrifying thing I've ever seen in Minecraft, not gonna lie
I need context. I don’t watch EmpiresSMP much, so I gotta know: what is this shrine and when was this built?
@@happyhattergamer8078 fwhip built it as a little joke but has added the book and badge
I dont know what you're talking about.....
@@abigailwalton4109 lol he worships da toy man looooooolllll
Right? Like, I just watched Xisumavoids episode 350 literally last night cause I wanted to see the origin of EvilX and that was pretty creepy, but it still made me laugh. This? Naw, nu-uh, nope. This seriously gave me the heebie-jeebies. I'm SO glad someone explained this lol
Grians the first person to question Lizzy about hiding her head and then say I wonder what that is about after!
This is genuinely one of my favorite episodes! The chaos of Grian being defeated by bedrock and especially because of Lizzie's slow fall into the void, *chef's kiss* My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
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Grian manically laughing while falling into the void while also wearing a jester hat feels like it could be a great painting.
i picture him casually lounging in the falling boat
I'm on it.
Your wish is my command.
@@megthefrostdragon tell me where to find it once you're done 👌
will you link it when you’re done?
Lizzie being not noticed as a cat for multiple episodes. Grain after the tea party: Is that a mask? Lizzie: haha I'm in danger.
Has the cat thing been an on going joke or something she was trying to see if she could do but not let the others noticed she changed skin? I don't really watch empires just hermitcraft, so I don't know any other context for it, but the band on the side of the head is pretty obvious so unless she's wearing a helmet at the time it'd be pretty hard to hide it from notice
@@maysee2515 it's part of her lore that she's actually a cat who has killed and replaced the "real" LDShadowLady
@@amiablereaper really? Has she done that from the beginning or was it a change part way through? And how many people know of it yet, is it supposed to be only a secret to the hermitcrafters or are some of the empires people also not supposed know?
curious about that too
@@maysee2515 I belive nobody is supposed to know but I don't really watch lizzy.
Is it just me or did Lizzie saying "yes please" sound cute as heck?
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Lizzy literally went "LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-"
"Which one of you is the load-bearing chicken?" Grian's out-of-context quotes are just wonderful.
As someone who's been writing down some of Grian's best quotes since Double life, I agree fully.
@LeoV4X I'll see if I can find some of the best 'are they called badingles? I think they're called badingles now' 'thats a bit too much doth' 'by the power of the thesaurus' ''I have no idea about anything frog' ''they sit on the beach like little mAgGoTs' 'Everyone failed at breathing' (Hammers on the gong) 'LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH LAH!' 'I can believe you didn't know what 2-1 is...' 'All the routes in my brain lead to the little aliens in the eggs' '
what makes this question even better, is we actually find out which one WAS the load-bearing chicken... for it was the one who did the deed XD
22:13 btw
The absolute best part of this crossover is watching all the Hermits reactions to the walking Foxes.
(cleans throat) Did you mean _"upright foxes"_ ? I mean, every animal walks, except corals (sort of)...😅 ... or if you get disabled, i think this works too....💀
They're so cursed.
Waiting for Grian to discover the walking frog was so worth it
And all the Empires' reaction to the hermitopia base and their progress.
When Lizzie's boat fell I genuinely laughed til I cried, what an amazing bit that you could only find on the Grian channel, 10/10 episode
I love how Grian's motto with pranks is go big or go home. It adds flair to it.
I love that Grian forgot to bring tea OR biscuits to the TEA PARTY.
WHAT ABOUT SCONES
Bri'ish moment
i think you forgot the toast...
@@coolskelleton95 toast isn't in tea parties
@@Infernalisk *prank war flashbacks...*
28 year old setting up a tea party to win a game of tag:Advancement unlocked: How did we get here
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Its just a plan that he got crazy at the time
I love that it referes to the Minecraft achivement itself xD
24:05 Lizzy: ....he's in the walls........ HE'S IN THE GAWDDAMN WAAAALLSS!!! * grabs crossbow *
Lizzy saying let me tell you something and then falling into the void was like a complete xerox of the actual let me tell you something meme. Gold comedy
I now NEED a plotline of Grian trying to unmask Lizzie.
I think we should unmask poultry man before we create another masked player in disguise
"....I'm gonna take your weird mask away"
@@beaconblaster33 omg yes
In a strange sequence of events, Grain found himself in a strange hat, laughing weirdly having a tea party with a girl and a frog. Oddly familiar.
Sounds like a certain fairytale
Which Fairytail?
@@CharaHero Regular Show
@@CharaHero Alice in Wonderland
...on 4 boats on top of chickens hangign from the ceiling whit nothing below them. that's a bit different isn't it💀
28:18 as soon as lizzie said that there was thunder outside my window irl
Oh my God you're next
"Why don't we borrow you" 20:07 acting like he is going to give it back form the void.
25:26 if you look closely, you can see that the boat fell because the load-bearing chicken grew up and got in the boat
That was hilarious, especially since Grain mentioned the load bearing chicken, I laughed when I saw the chicken grow up.
That made it even funnier then if he actually cut the leads.
oh god it's always the load bearing chickens
Chicken sabotage!
“Load bearing chicken” only on hermitcraft. XD
The boat falling with Lizzy on it was PEAK comedic timing
I think it was even better because the reason the boat fell was the baby chicken underneath it grew and got into the biat
This has singlehandedly gotten me invested into Hermitcraft again
U American?
25:41 False just joins like "whaaat the hell are you two doing"
hearing Lizzy's voice melt when Grian gives her the "you've been tagged box" is adorable
Right? It was adorable…
yes, this was the level of opulence I was living in before... aww
Grian being so proud of X, Cleo and cub for trying to prank him while he's supposably AFK
Joe was there too
@@thoughtsofananon4260 who’s Joe
@@calebrey you have no idea how much restraint I have just exerted. But the answer to who is Joe is that Joe is Joehills, everyone's favorite minecrafter from Tennessee
He was a proud papa
*supposedly
I was expecting shenanigans but... I am mesmerized by the animal villagers! I really hope they'll share their methods so we can add them to our own servers!
11:00 Says the man who built a Poultryman Lair.
I can't wait to hear Pixlriffs talk about himself rescuing Grian from a hole in suspicious circumstances.
Yeah its funny how hes the narrator of hermitcraft recap
hearing him talking about himself in hermit recap feels so weird to me
lol
From Grian's perspective, Lizzy's empire is so uncanny its hilarious. It feels like Coraline when she goes to the other world and everything is slightly off.
Oh my god, Yes exactly!
26:35 THE WAY LIZZIE TRIED TO TAKE BACK HER WORDS 😭😭
This was amazing. I saw it from Lizzie's perspective first and that was a lot of work but the payoff had me laughing
I love how Pix has decided that, knowing Grian as well as he does, understands that Grian wouldn’t hurt him, and just effed up.
That whole exchange is SO going to make the Hermit Recap.
It was a glorious moment for PixlRiffs I'm sure, I thoroughly enjoyed seeing Grian in such a predicament, it was too funny seeing that cute but naughty little character stuck.
Best part is that riffs expects Grian to be playing 3d chess but odds are grian can't even play regular chess
Grian had exactly 1 way out of that hole, starvation. I'm not sure which is more embarrassing but asking pix for help is an infinitely funnier exchange.
@@dancusovier2719 I was thinking he got stuck in a 1x2 hole idk if he's even playing 1D chess
See…I know Lizzie’s whole cutesy style is just a surface layer to hide the deepest, darkest, genuine evil, but I didn’t expect it to be so literal. In fact I definitely didn’t expect a creepy ass shrine to whatever the hell that was.
Don't worry it wasn't Lizzie's lol
LOL I’m pretty sure the shrine is actually fwhip’s, it would be hilarious if it was Lizzie’s tho
funny thing is that it isn't hers. it's fwhip so he can worship THE LAWWWWWWWWWWW (read this as if you're hearing the green martian's from toy story speaking)
Yeahh Fwhip build the Shrine for the law when he was Jimmy's deputy. I am honestly surprised that Grian found it though nobody on Empires has seen it.
This is easy one of my favorites episodes of hermitcraft ever! And Grain being creeped out by the fox, frog people and the shrine gave me years of Life! I died of laughter
I like how Grian stumbled upon Lore shrine. And how Lizzie fell immediatly after "I have to tell something". The chaos is absolutely perfect.
The way you accidently dug into fwhips sheriff shrine after just having seen Lizzie's strange strange empire is hilarious. Just getting all of the weird stuff out of the way in one go
I love how fate decided that she should not finish that sentence, that had no ending anyway. Perfect comedic timing!
Idk, somehow that seemed like her intention
25:32 the sound of Grians genuine laughter is so amazing oh my gosh he sounds like a evil scientist
The deja vu of s8 with the boats in the void made me shed a tear
Grian's commitment to a prank is next level overkill.
who else but grian?🥴
But dare you say ultrakill
if a Grian voice claimed to be the sound of my conscience, I would begin to have doubts about a big part of my ethics system
Personally I think that would explain a lot about my life.
I would have said, "Oh! My conscience! We haven't spoken in years!"
Does anyone want to tell grain that he basically just did all the hard work for her with the gear? 😂😂
He doesn’t need to know Besides, she already lost it again
As you were making LD's replacement netherite boots, I saw all those villagers and instantly thought of the villager texture pack on HC. The ones with their moving noses. Yeah.
Such a Grian thing to have a tea party in the void and I’m here for it!
Same
Same
Boatem pole vibes
Same
Starts having boatem hole flashbacks
Pixlriffs has seen enough Hermitcraft to know not to trust a trap even in someone else's base, especially when a rather mischievous Grian tells you it's safe.
Some people have complained that this crossover is forcing them to watch another SMP series. "Suit yourself" I say, as I giggle at the weird but cute noises Lizzie makes.
8:22 Aren't the heads toys? 23:13 Advancement made: How Did We Get Here? 25:17 The comedic timing of that boat is beautiful. xD
I like how long Grian’s videos have been lately. It’s nice how much content we’ve been getting
Ikr!!
yeah, he even said he will post once every two weeks, but now he's uploading even more often and longer videos😦
I hope he’s having as much fun as we do 🙂
are you a bot asher? this bot problem is getting bigger and bigger
I honestly think there’s less content in the episodes but it doesn’t matter as much since he’s uploading more often, meaning we get about the same amount of content as we did before
grian stumbles into a shrine, stumbles into all the secrets..... and has the best comedic timing rng.... best episode to date
well.... okay, best episode tied with the time he tried to get into mumbo's decoy vault
Grian is truly chaos incarnate. No established order is safe
What's funny is the fact that he's not supposed to leak that stuff 😭😭
Lizzie’s oh dear, lightning is the same energy as Dumbledore says oh dear, earwax
It finally happend! Someone digged into the Shrine of the Law!! I was waiting for this moment my whole life.. :)
Idk why but the boat falling completely of its own volition while Lizzy is trying to bargain her way out if being killed is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever seen
The shrine, comedic timing of the boat collapse, and Lizzy being sus about the totally not a mask was the level of chaos I needed
Sequence of events in grians life leading to 22:54 Grian started playing minecraft, he then started playing servers and uploading on youtube, grian was then invited to join hermitcraft season 6, he created tag which then became a tradition, he found himself stuck on the empires server so he created another version, he got a 1/9 chance to have to make someone fall in the void
You have to include Boatem! Because Boatem absolutely also led to this moment!!!
8:48 I can't believe Grian would attack furries like that.
Imagine finding a shrine while trying to prank someone.
Least strange moment in Bosnia
It is a moment where you become the one who is pranked instead.
The way Lizzie had pure panic in her voice when Grian put the hat on was amazing
This was the cutest ever prank. Lizzie just makes everything so sweet. I LOVE IT! I can't wait for her tag.
You should call the hemittopia: "Mordor"
“neglecting to press the record button” more like triple-checking the audio
Lol😂
Lol
The webcam mic isn’t real. It can’t hurt you
The hat is absurd, and I want it as your permanent avatar
Yesss
Grian getting trapped in the bedrock reminds me of when that happened to Scar. At least this time it ended better.
You know this kind of reminds me of Alice in Wonderland but in Hermpire style instead. The Mad Hermit brings the innocent Young Girl down into a hole and invites her to a tea party with talking animals. 😂
Grian having a mini crisis about how he got here is wholesome in an odd way
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This is one of the things I really appreciate about Grian's pranks. The "sorry" boxes or always working to clean up any mess/fix any damage.
Yep everything! Except the psychological trauma. Let's maintain a good Stockoln syndrome shall we!?
As Grian oncr said "We prank hard but we clean up harder"
In the DragonLance series there is a race of gnomes who are all mad scientist types. They live in a mountain and use a series of catapults to traverse the different floors. Catapult fails? They release enough water to flood the bottom. Bottom flooded? They release a pile of sponges to soak up the water. Water fails? The sponges are still released. That's honestly how I imagine the hermits
"it needs to last just long enough for me to hold a tea party" Holds them both for a total of 5 seconds and the load bearing chicken finally gave in.
This episode made me crack up more than any other MC video i've watched. The walking the plank and cub yelling 'i knew he wasn't afk' as cleo giggled. accidentally falling into the shrine, and how the boats decided the party was over. fantastic.
"how the boats decided the party was over" was not a sentence i'd ever thought i'd read, much less make sense
"I'm NEVER afk!"
The way he says "I just remembered that you shouldn't dig straight down" Made me laugh
I feel like hermitopia needs its own type of villagers.
Slightly smaller than regular villagers?
Also iron golem are smaller.
@@bosontheclown7012 Yes
@@bosontheclown7012 Their base is solely that big to make up for their size
Hermit crab villagers with shell hats
27:53 Grian “Are you wearing a mask!” Lizzie’s Subconscious “HE KNOWS TO MUCH”
Koishi
22:53 AHAHA! Yes, Staring at a villager-shaped frog that's been shoved into a survival sandbox game, then minecarted down into a hole through the bottom of the world onto a platform made of boats sitting on chickens that are hanging from fenceposts, and you're about to have a tea-party with your target and the frog-villager, and you're RECORDING IT ALL FOR YOUR JOB. This is WHAT PAYS YOUR BILLS.
I think the reason the chicken held boats kept randomly failing is because a chicken attatched to a lead, or at least the load bearing chicken, ends up in a boat. Was watcjing/replaying the scene where LDShadowlady fell and noticed that
When Grian said this season would be strange, I never would’ve remotely expected anything like this
grian standing there menacingly and lizzie trying to bargain but ending up killing herself at the right moment is peak comedy xD
I haven't laughed that hard in a while
And then when it fell apart I just- 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I want more of hermits sneaking into other servers and immediately colonising and creating a new civilisation at unimaginable rates. Seriously, everyone will be amazed as hermits appear and a day later there are entire city’s.
You can see the boat fall because of a chicken growing up and sitting in the boat which I mean the odds of that happening at that exact moment are crazy
Honestly, the boat collapsing instead of Grian slashing the sword is actually the better turn of events