Tiffany Haddish, Bert Kreischer and Gabriel Iglesias raise a glass (or six) to the joys of getting drunk. Cheers!
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Second guy's youngest daughter is chaotic 😂😂😂. "Ila likes bone broth." "She ate it from her bag with her hand, like orangutan." It seems she's living in woods😂😂.
She took,"Reject humanity, return to monke" literally.
oooo oooo ooo ah ah
Bert Kreischer
His name is burnt Chrysler
imagine knowing bert keirscher as the "second guy" fella/lady you need to expand ur horizons
A Latino: *speaks Spanish, the 4th most spoken language in the world* Netflix: idk man, it's like tongues or something
The chaotic energy EXUDING from that second guy's daughter is what I strive to have in my life
Bert, THE MACHINE!!!!!
Look up berts daughter naming her period. One of his best bits...
@dick trickle burnt chrysler? As in the car?
@dick trickle U mean bert kreischer?
@@aceofspades58 if you had to ask that then you're not a true fan lol it's Burnt chrysler 😂 or Brent kristshier
First Guy: pa’ la tos, pa’ la tos. Captions: [speaking foreign language].
He's fluffy
That’s Gabriel Iglesias
Fortunately we have translating devices....
“For the cough”
Fluffy debunks the myth that alcohol makes you overweight... Gold! -“Are you into fitness?” -“No, I’m a drunk.” Also, Fluffy doesn’t want to mess with wine? Aw, shoot, I wanted to go Pinot-tasting with some friends and him
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel. 🤔😶😑
not a myth..
To give you an idea about how little I know about wine, I read that as, " pie not"
@@TheHellhound01 its not your lack of knowledge on wine that limits you, but the fact that you aren’t well-versed in french.
@@tldoctor2497 thx for that
“WERE INTERMITTENT FASTING TODAY LADIES- LETS GO” 😂😂😂😂
“Threw the lunch in the microwave for 2 min extra so it’ll be hot at lunch” lmao that’s me I feel insulted 🤣🤣🤣
The second guy had me crying his daughter is funny asf🤣🤣🤣🤣
That’s bert kreisscher you should Look him up on Netflix
Went on Netflix,watched all his stuff. Funny thing is I always forget his name but I know his daughters name are Georgia and Ila. They are awesome!🤣
@@vernetajones5325 him, tom segura, and gabriel iglesias in that order are my favorite comedians you need to check them out if you dont know them
@@semintaegeuk512 I love all them. I love stand up period. I'm a Tom Papa,Dave Chappelle type of girl. But I just love stand up so much.
You don't know the machine?
Because of my last name I've never bought a single shot of jaegermeister in bars.
Does Eren know you’re alive again lol
@@Kitkat_004 who's eren?
@@karlajaeger2082 fro Attack on Titan lol
@@Kitkat_004 never watched it.
@@karlajaeger2082 yea it’s pretty good. I recommend it if you’re interested. It’s a show about people fighting for freedom from monsters. It’s onhulu or you can find clips online
Bert acts so surprised that his kids act the way they do, without looking at the mirror to find out why they are the way they are
Hahahahaha thats funny af!!
Hilarious! Whole time I'm like WHERE IS HIS SHIRT? lol
@@TheChillionaire007 The Machine doesn't need a shirt.
Because that isn’t funny😑
What do you mean????
As a bartender, I recall an incident a few years back. The cops are known to hangout across the street waiting for drunk people to get in their car and drive away. One time, a dude named James exited the bar and immediately fell on his ass. He rolled around a bit and a few people tried helping him to stand up, then they tried to reason with him not to drive, everyone knew the cops were watching. Pretty much everyone in the bar left and drove home before this guy. Finally, he hopped in his car and took off, the last one in the parking lot. Of course, he was immediately pulled over. The cops made him stand on 1 foot, do the alphabet and walk a straight line. Not surprisingly, he failed miserably. The primary officer administered a breath test and James blew a 0.0%. The cops tried a 2nd and 3rd time, each resulted in a reading of 0.0% The cops were like WTF? They opened a 2nd breathalyzer device with a new straw and had him blow another time. Again, 0.0%. They asked him "how do you hide your intoxication?" His reply was "I'm not drinking at all tonight, I was the designated drunk to throw you guys off".
Please tell me this is not actually happening out in the real world
@@missknight9 Sorry, true story. I have seen a lot of s**t in my years behind the bar. One time, not so interesting to me, our bar hosted a male stripper night and I was bartending. I will tell you that horny drunk women in a group are WAAAYYY out of control more than men. I made great money that night, just by tending bar. Its a crazy world.
Why would he willingly do that? Who would WILLINGLY let drunk people drive in conscience of that?
What a Legend !!!!
Lol, we should do that at our water hole. Omg, my stomach hurst!, lol way too funny!
That last set, when she was describing the friend that can always convince you to get into trouble, I was thinking about my friend group wondering who it was…and then I realized “Ah shit. Its me.” 🤣
All of my friends were thst person. They're all dead now. Good times
gabriel is definitely one of my favorite comedians🙏he has the ability to sound like 100+ different characters and that alone makes him very unique as a stand-up comedian. especially when it comes to doing impressions of accents because those are usually really hard to do🙌
Fluffy has never been in Spain 😂 the really heavy drunks, the hardcore drinkers, they drink wine... Sometimes it's even "de la casa" THE DRUNKS MAKE THE FREAKING WINE BY THEMSELVES, what a wonderful country to live in ❤️💛❤️
It's really like that over there??? Lol
I agree, and the alcohol is cheap!
Best wine is what you make yourself :) I love home wine. My neighbors make blueberry, honey, strawberry, and pineapple wine. DELICIOUS and gets you DRUNK, without that crappy, mass-produced ,hairspray flavor wine that causes hangover.
@@DazedMMJ87 yeeeah we can't get rid of bad politicians but if you want to get drunk come here
I thought "de la casa" meant house wine, the cheap stuff at a restaurant or bar. "Tinto de la casa" = house red. Source: I've been to Spain, and have gotten very drunk there.
"tell Isla she has to start shitting" How old is Isla lol? He seriously needs to thank his wife for clearly taking care of his family lol
Are you into fitness? No, I’m a drunk😂😭
"you cannot acurately measure wine" my lightweight ass with a glass of red: **passed out on the floor**
Lmao
I’d have to disagree with Gabe on that. We have a Japanese steakhouse and everytime people order sake (if that’s how you spell it 😂) the person drinking would always yell sakeeeeeeeeeeeeeee before every shot 😂 definitely wasn’t a restaurant tradition because I’ve seen people order it at my table and it never happened lmao
Probably Jewish folks lol!. My Jewish family gets 4 bottles of sake everytime we go out. Lmao. They are fun to be around. SAKE!!!!!
Imagine someone who doesn't know Bert and the second act in this clip comes up and sees him shirtless and not addressing the fact at all talking about supervising his kids.
Who doesn't know The Machine?! His period party for Jason was legendary!!! Not knowing The Machine?!?! That's an insult, I'm going to call igor, igor and igor!!!!
Tiffany haddish's book is a really smooth and funny read. She is a natural story teller I read the whole thing in like a day. Keep it up Tiffany!! And please write more books!
I've heard a Mexican shout Tequila!" I've heard an Asian shout "Saki!" But I've never heard anyone shout "Jager!"
You drinking wit tha wrong people
Its cuz some just say the last part the meister part lol
I live near a pub and let me tell you. they do.
You must have never been to a frat party.
No one remembers drinking it the next day when they woke up from the coma from alcohol poisoning from jagermeister shots.
the one universal experience - borderline alcoholism, both alcoholics and non-alcoholics have done it
Bold of Gabriel to assume I don't drink a bottle of wine in an hour like a heathen 😂😂😂
Isla is a legit agent of chaos. Her behaviour with deodorant was the clincher, for me. LOL I love her
As an Italian I can say that wine drinkers do drink with all the other drinkers, best experience of my life.
Americani essere tipo: il vino è una bevanda classy ✨ Italiani: vino+fanta+schweppes+aperol+campari
The lunchstory reminds me of myself expermenting with meal prepping but like you do it in a hurry in the morning xD
I'm laughing so hard at the second guy's story my stomach is hurting, "my mom is in 'nam!!'
Fluffy was funny. Then the 2nd guy came on & I thought why's he not wearing a shirt. He should be wearing a shirt. By the end of his set, I was crying & laughing so hard my stomach hurt and I couldn't breath. That was excellent! Tiffany Haddish (one of my personal faves) was awesome. I just love how authentic she comes across. No one would've shown that video, but Tiffani put it out for the world to see more than once!
Bert never wears a shirt on stage, you should check out his Russian mafia story, it's probably one of my favorite stand up sets
"The party gonna be lit!"😂
No one gonna mention Tiffany was like “still got dat rock in my system” in that video she made?? 😂😂😂
Ciroc “
She said ciroc lmao
Tiffany basically bragged for 5 minutes straight
Hey BIG boy gets me every time 😂😂
Everyone in my family: beer drinkers Me: that one wine drinker
The first is Gabriel Iglesias aka Fluffy. The second is my personal favorite comedian, Bert Kreischer aka *Russian accent* The Machine
The machine!!!!
Why is he not wearing shirt? Is it part of an act?
@@edithdlp8045 he never wears shirts during his acts
Fluffy is known for stealing jokes from other comedians.. He isn't funny on his own. Great Performer.. Not a comedian.
*RUSSIAN ACCENT* THE MACHIIIIINE
When Fluffy said they drink wine for special occasions and thinking to myself you don't know Portuguese people we drink wine every day
Love all these guys but I swear Bert has me crying. 🤣🤣🤣 I just want to go hang out with him.
"You ever seen that movie Pinocchio?" lololol
Did it feel like she was just humble bragging for 90% of her set to anyone else?
@@thomasmitchell4128 If you meant to say about 30 seconds of her nearly 5-minute set then yes.
@@kingjamestres I said what I said. How does one "meant to say" something? What would the point be? You alright?
@@thomasmitchell4128 If you meant to say "oh ok I'm just an @sshole" then yes lol I don't know what other kind of response you expected 😂
0:40 Indians: woo Fanta
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel. 🤔😶😑
No..we catogorise cold drinks in India as black or orange..😂
Yesss!!♥
I'm a single dad so I been watching my kid by myself for 13yrs 😆 🤣
And Tiffany... OMG! I love Tiffany Haddish! That girl ALWAYS has me lmfao!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤩
Fluffy: Wine is socially accepted. Argentinians: [Silence]
Second daughter be living that Florida lifestyle
For someone who used to drink enough to have a tank boat float, the only booze I've touched the last 3 years is still three small drinks of Jagermeister this last Christmas. I still have most of the tiny bottle in my fridge. These days, I'm into shrooms and hashish. At least I now know how Bill Hicks kicked his drinking habits.
Haha 11 shots of don Julio 😂🤣🤣 I'm over here like 15 shots of tequila 😅 that is so true you never see real drinkers with wine drinkers
I have to watch Tiffany haddish, that had my sides splitting lol
Apparently fluffy has not been to Lodi California where the wine drinkers the Yeager tequila vodka all in one in little holes in the wall bars that are great 🤗
Just ignore me because i am here promoting my stupid comedy channel. 🤔😶😑
Yep!
born in Lodi. what a random comment to find
Jager*
Wow, remember when we could be in large crowd of total strangers?
Tiffany wasn’t telling jokes she was just flexing
Yo, Big Boy had me dying laughing!!!! 😭😭😭😭
Am i the only one who felt like Tiffany's story had a passive brag meaning after all? 😅 😂
Felt the same way 😂
I was looking for this comment. I like the gal, but dammit she bragged a whole LOT here!
Passive???
Geez 😂 I've been making my own breakfast and getting myself ready on time for stuff since I was 8. My parents instilled responsibility in me pretty early on
They instilled a habit. I did the same. Even did my chores. Was I responsible? No
@@akumamakima2280 THIS!
Tiffany had me rolling!😁
this was an AMAZING combo video!!! I loved it so much and I laughed the whole way through it all 😂
Tiffany Haddish , she funny as hell
“Merlot, I say”. 😂😂😂😂😂 I love wine but tequila is special I’m me heart.
Black Sista has great energy, i´d die for her
Tiffany haddish?
@@Jojo-hy8dm yes
That second guys daughter was low key me as a kid. 😭😭😭 My parents had to get me to stop eating plants at random. I saw green, NOM. I WAS LUCKY.
Lmao 🤣 Tiffany was FAAAWWWKKKED 🆙 ON THAT VIDEO! The second guy tickled my soul and the Hispanic Guy is funny on whatever he’s on! Bravo 👏 You All!
“Awww lucky bitch” have me rolling 😂🤣🤣
Tequila has put me in the worst predicaments of my life
I can’t with the second video omg 😭😭😭🤣🤣
Yeagerrrrrrrrr😭😭😂😂
The first guy: *talking about drinking* Me: "Yeager is scary for a few reasons" *thinks of AOT* "yeah ig bc of the Titan."
I am happy to see these narrators enjoy the freedom to feel at ease while they relate the anecdotes of history. While alcohol is a deadly and highly addictive drug, which kills more people each year than all other drugs, at least these narrators have the freedom to adjust their consciousness in the way they choose fit. We may feel grateful that they have not chosen to influence their consciousness in a way that that would be illegal by selecting the wrong drug, a choice for which they would be not only widely condemned, but also quite likely imprisoned. Sobriety, most people come to realize, is the best option, though its taste is not so sweet when mandated by law, under threat of the loss of one's personal Liberty. 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.' Declaration of Independence:
Pa' la tos, Pa' la tos
Fluffy refuses to mess with wine...mean while I have had a whole bottle of wine tonight....
The second one sounds like one my dad would do and then proceed to tel that story at every family get together
Every time I hear another story abut ila I'm glad I have a spirit animal out there somewhere
Gabriel turned into a shirtless white guy with a beard and I got SO confused. Then I recognized “the machine”
THE MACHINE!!!
“My mums in Nam” loool
Hilarious 😂
All they're doing is 6 minute abs.. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️ Fluffy's the BEST!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I've got to agree with him 100%. My choice of alcohol is also Tequila....."Patron" to be exact. For some reason....it's the only Tequila I can actually take shots of without feeling like my nose hairs are being singed....lol. Actually, I'll drink it straight on ice with no problem.
You should try Avion tequila.
Dying y'all 🤣😹
Agave has stimulant-like effects, so when ppl drink tequila, that's why they get extra lit...you're getting drunk and stimulated at the same time....also actually tastes good with a bit a salt as well. I hate dark liqours but Tequila is my one exception because it tastes so unique and gives you a whole different kind of buzz
Tiffany🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍
FLUFFY!! 🤣🤘
Tiffany! 🤣🤣
Tiffany is funny asf😂
Tiffany Haddish me when I’m lit off the Tequila Gueyyyy
Are you into fitnessss? Nah I drink hahahhaha
I love wine. And by the way: 5 ounces of wine is the standard serving size. That’s equal to one 12 oz beer, or a 1.5 oz shot of liquor.
I’m from the city where Jägermeister comes from 😂. I’m so sorry
Bag of rice I’m weak 😭😭
meanwhile in spain: "JAGEEEEER. Tequilaaaaa weeeeeeey. JEFE OTRO CALIMOTXO"
Fluffy!!!
Love Fluffy!!
I hate when ppl say “are you okay” Im like ye-🤮 IT TRIGGERS ME😭
We call that “throwing up your kidneys.” When it doesn’t wanna come out lmao
Bert the machine Kreisler. I love him!! Fans of his will always call home something different because everyone messes up his name. Love him!
3rd one is ENERGETIC AS HELL
Hey i love a good bag of uncle Ben’s rice 😂
Tiffany. You are fantastic.
The second comedian 🤣🤣
I love Tiffany’s friend’s support but damn shouldn’t have done it before the show 😂😂😂
Her video evidence is ducking killer 😂
Bert Kreischer is the best😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The last womans video😂😂
I was crying from the second guy
Would love for some sound balancing between the comedians and the intro/end cap music.
Only The Machine has the greatest drunk story (but not the segment told here)