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A Whole HOUR Of My Best Jokes | Jimmy Carr

Jimmy Carr
2022 ж. 22 Қар.
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Here is a WHOLE HOUR of Jimmy's best jokes taken from the following stand-up specials.
Live
Stand Up
Comedian
In Concert
Telling Jokes
Making People Laugh
Being Funny
Laughing and Joking
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For the latest tour dates and tickets: www.jimmycarr.com/live/
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  • I only intended to catch a few jokes to lighten the night but Jimmy Carr is seriously addictive. The man is a comedy legend. It's his face that should be on the mask.😂

    @susannemcallister@susannemcallister Жыл бұрын

    • I know right?

      @CanuckTony@CanuckTony Жыл бұрын

    • Ditto. I ended up watching the full hour. Hey, there could be worst addictions.

      @michaelmisanthrope@michaelmisanthrope Жыл бұрын

    • I can agree wth the last sentence, I didnt watch a second of the video but the picture of hes face was enough for me to click & comment here.

      @thetruthyoucantfight212@thetruthyoucantfight212 Жыл бұрын

    • Jimmy is my favorite kind of comic. He isn't just a shock comic he does it with a level of class that I don't see any where else. Kind of reminds me of the things I liked about George Carlin but completely a political

      @jerryb216@jerryb216 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@jerryb216 yes Jimmy looks posh but then his mouth starts moving.

      @nopefranks1154@nopefranks1154 Жыл бұрын

  • "... but I'm the other black comic. I haven't been on yet." 😭

    @jojimbousagi5903@jojimbousagi5903 Жыл бұрын

  • This needs to be released as an audio podcast. Listening to this at night with eyes closed is just awesomely funny.

    @thebritishbushman8389@thebritishbushman83899 ай бұрын

    • It’s all as albums on Spotify.

      @ZippyG@ZippyG2 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant comedian.Tells cleverly crafted jokes that are just that...jokes.

    @gregthompson3785@gregthompson3785 Жыл бұрын

    • Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZhead? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

      @ShannonJacobs0@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын

    • unless your vicky🤣

      @D-C1@D-C1 Жыл бұрын

    • @@D-C1 xD

      @arcangle7444@arcangle7444 Жыл бұрын

    • it is brilliant. Thanks to top gear i was introduced to this man

      @AsherSkylark@AsherSkylark Жыл бұрын

    • @@AsherSkylark Top gear is also brilliant!

      @gregthompson3785@gregthompson378511 ай бұрын

  • Why is this man my comfort comedian

    @JG-vh1xc@JG-vh1xc Жыл бұрын

    • That encapsulates it well

      @markovmily6950@markovmily6950 Жыл бұрын

    • You're overstressed

      @marksandsmith6778@marksandsmith6778 Жыл бұрын

    • Listen to The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts after listening to the XFM radio shows. Those are also quite comforting.

      @reallystraightguy2716@reallystraightguy2716 Жыл бұрын

    • Probably because your gay.

      @danielh3719@danielh3719 Жыл бұрын

    • read his book xx

      @user-pe1fb9ic5r@user-pe1fb9ic5r Жыл бұрын

  • "My mum died of cancer" "...but it was funnier than this" That was gold

    @myarmsrgone@myarmsrgone Жыл бұрын

    • The best heckle ever.

      @charlidog2@charlidog2 Жыл бұрын

    • we watched the video

      @themrpantsman1757@themrpantsman1757 Жыл бұрын

    • @@themrpantsman1757 blind people certainly didn't watch it. They heard it though

      @myarmsrgone@myarmsrgone Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy, you are a Legend. Never change man

    @jasonrahm9489@jasonrahm9489 Жыл бұрын

    • Certainly his own league.

      @Kyanzes@Kyanzes Жыл бұрын

    • He changed many men 😶

      @movement2contact@movement2contact Жыл бұрын

    • The thumbnail looks like he changed his face…

      @darkside5452@darkside5452 Жыл бұрын

    • The irony

      @allindbz@allindbz10 ай бұрын

  • This man needs a Knighthood for services to Comedy. Living legend 🤘🏻

    @carljansen3118@carljansen3118 Жыл бұрын

    • Why so many offensive ads and BS propaganda from KZhead? Has the google somehow misplaced all that personal information they collected about me? No, I think the EVIL google is deliberately trying to offend me with those ads.

      @ShannonJacobs0@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын

    • I think he's evaded enough tax to be elligible.

      @MrGrifft@MrGrifft Жыл бұрын

    • @@MrGrifft of course you'd say that when you only pay 10k a year tax on a low wage with no choice but to pay the tax anyway. How noble of you

      @jondon3182@jondon3182 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@jondon3182 I feel I need to make it clear to you, that was a joke, there is some truth to it, that's part of what makes it funny. Do you need me to further deconstruct why it's funny? You seem to need the assistance. Or maybe you just want some attention, but don't have a sense of humor, so impotent rage is all you can resort to as women won't screw you despite your massive...wallet. And just to nip that in the bud... I make a lot more than £40k, govt contract work is pretty well paid in my sector.

      @MrGrifft@MrGrifft Жыл бұрын

    • @@MrGrifft Good on him. Evading tax is every man's right as a property holder. 😎

      @letters_from_paradise@letters_from_paradise Жыл бұрын

  • Amazing that the Stephen Hawking letter was actually real and from it came a great friendship.

    @paulkielty8385@paulkielty8385 Жыл бұрын

  • The gray hound dress killed me. We called them duck dresses. You could almost see the quack.

    @HWPcville@HWPcville Жыл бұрын

  • Comedy craftsmanship. Thank you Jimmy.

    @timfronimos459@timfronimos459 Жыл бұрын

  • everytime i come back to the video I found the thumbnail to be so incredibly marvelous, I've been chuckling to it dozens of times solid, slowly trickling over the course of a few weeks, enjoying it bit by bit...

    @goldenpony822@goldenpony822 Жыл бұрын

  • My dad used to tell me a story of when my mum pulled that. Let me out of the car here. Let her out about a mile from home. She got home, make up running, freezing to the bone. He's in bed. Scotsmen what can you do

    @jockmcque3018@jockmcque3018 Жыл бұрын

    • Huh....? 🤔

      @movement2contact@movement2contact Жыл бұрын

  • Can I just say, 10 out of 10 for sir Stephen Hawkins. A broken body but a heart and soul that more than makes up for it. God bless you sir.

    @frankobarressi7919@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын

    • rest in peace Stephen Hawking

      @michaels4340@michaels4340 Жыл бұрын

    • 8 out of 10...

      @robyourtime@robyourtime Жыл бұрын

    • @@robyourtime cats?

      @frankobarressi7919@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын

    • Stevie Hawkins? 🙄

      @movement2contact@movement2contact Жыл бұрын

    • @@movement2contact Harris I meant.

      @frankobarressi7919@frankobarressi7919 Жыл бұрын

  • I wish Jimmy wrote sketches. I'd like to see some of his ideas.

    @spridle@spridle Жыл бұрын

  • He is so awesome and he looks like a live manikin, just can't get enough of him.

    @annakonda386@annakonda386 Жыл бұрын

  • Absolutely brilliant as always. Can't wait to see you live when you tour Down Under next year!

    @samueledwards9877@samueledwards9877 Жыл бұрын

    • Do you really find "JOKES" about sexually abused kids amusing???? You are as warped as he is. You are a disgrace.

      @THEJR-of5tf@THEJR-of5tf Жыл бұрын

    • @@THEJR-of5tf that's not what he meant by "touring down under"

      @tomemery7890@tomemery7890 Жыл бұрын

  • "Swimming good for you especially when drowning", no no, he's got a point

    @kay-dc8495@kay-dc8495 Жыл бұрын

    • Yeah, you don't die😆😂🤣🤣👌👍😎

      @raginghippo4638@raginghippo4638 Жыл бұрын

    • You watched the first 10 seconds of this video and commented lol....like bruh

      @danieln9226@danieln9226 Жыл бұрын

    • @@danieln9226his jokes actually get better!🎉😂❤

      @picilocarnal@picilocarnal Жыл бұрын

    • @Daniel N my thoughts too🤣. Why are people so desperate for YT likes, just enjoy the hour long video lol

      @Thawhid@Thawhid Жыл бұрын

    • Well done, you got the joke. And your attention you so desperately need, especially after your dad left.

      @komiismywaifu7616@komiismywaifu7616 Жыл бұрын

  • 06:57 That woman's reaction 🤣

    @josephsalmonte4995@josephsalmonte4995 Жыл бұрын

  • Bravo sir.. this made my night thank ya

    @direwolfen@direwolfen Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Dracula and the Easter bunny.

    @zahramahamed6291@zahramahamed6291 Жыл бұрын

    • Your photo is not that flattering!

      @MichaelKingsfordGray@MichaelKingsfordGray Жыл бұрын

    • @@MichaelKingsfordGray But he probably didn't pay for that face...

      @CONEHEADDK@CONEHEADDK Жыл бұрын

    • He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum.

      @travisash8180@travisash8180 Жыл бұрын

    • Vampires fucking mythical creatures? How do you know my fetishes??

      @earlgrey2130@earlgrey2130 Жыл бұрын

    • Agreed

      @mr.jazzbodkelsey58@mr.jazzbodkelsey58 Жыл бұрын

  • Looking forward to having this man down in Southland, New Zealand next year!

    @leviapplepie@leviapplepie Жыл бұрын

  • Yup I watch Jimmy to fall asleep to every night 😁

    @oldjcb@oldjcb Жыл бұрын

    • Me too 😴💤

      @hecateswolf6007@hecateswolf6007 Жыл бұрын

  • It doesn't matter how many times I hear some of these jokes, I will never not laugh. I managed to get tickets to see you on 13 February here in Canberra, Australia. Thanks for putting on the second show! I can not wait...

    @LadyMelmo.@LadyMelmo. Жыл бұрын

  • It was worth to learn English. Thank you Jimmy for your humour. :-)

    @bflmpsvz870@bflmpsvz870 Жыл бұрын

  • love you Jimmy,cant wait to see you in NZ 2023

    @troyyoung3087@troyyoung3087 Жыл бұрын

  • Bloody brilliant. As always!!🤣🤣🤣😍😎

    @michaelcooney7687@michaelcooney7687 Жыл бұрын

  • This was fantastic, I have every live but it’s great to have a long compilation of them all 😁😁👍👍

    @officialcoachdanny@officialcoachdanny Жыл бұрын

    • 😅😅😅😅

      @rodneymcmahan7957@rodneymcmahan795710 ай бұрын

    • 😢

      @rodneymcmahan7957@rodneymcmahan795710 ай бұрын

  • Thanks so much for posting! made my day

    @gearjammer9328@gearjammer9328 Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy is the best man of comedy

    @carrigancooper9562@carrigancooper9562 Жыл бұрын

  • You're the best, Jimmy, the absolute best....

    @homenhungry4987@homenhungry4987 Жыл бұрын

  • Jesus, he is hilarious, I’ve been religiously watching these shows for a while, and this is my kind of humour.

    @SnakeManH155@SnakeManH155 Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy! Your the Master !

    @mauricepageau5392@mauricepageau5392 Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy a legend all day every day

    @salvie4oe@salvie4oe Жыл бұрын

  • Its amazing the most replayed bit is the last 60 seconds haha

    @dominicr1173@dominicr1173 Жыл бұрын

  • @jimmycarr is a treasure to the universe.

    @UnfixableDad@UnfixableDad Жыл бұрын

  • "Blond lady" Vicky will never get old!

    @granthoughton769@granthoughton769 Жыл бұрын

  • Congrats on getting together an hour of your best jokes Jimmy. That must have been hard. 😉

    @zzrhardy@zzrhardy Жыл бұрын

    • Too many choices or too few?

      @TuesdayShark@TuesdayShark Жыл бұрын

  • After watching this for awhile I was laughing like Jimmy 😂

    @That_Crazy_MetalHead@That_Crazy_MetalHead Жыл бұрын

  • Why is he so good. He must be the best. His DVD’s are so good

    @jamesdeegan211@jamesdeegan211 Жыл бұрын

    • You haven't seen his floppies yet...

      @movement2contact@movement2contact Жыл бұрын

    • @@movement2contact I already have mate haha

      @jamesdeegan211@jamesdeegan211 Жыл бұрын

    • @@jamesdeegan211 🤭

      @movement2contact@movement2contact Жыл бұрын

  • What I needed today, thank you

    @drivingparadox@drivingparadox Жыл бұрын

  • I only skimmed this video, -then ended up watching the whole thing. Twice! You're FAF!

    @joelb2297@joelb2297 Жыл бұрын

  • Thank you for the upload from Mississippi, USA!

    @JervisGermane@JervisGermane Жыл бұрын

  • Omg! "big wheels and juice boxes"! Im still lauging

    @jcmurr2669@jcmurr2669 Жыл бұрын

  • I would love to have you come to the US again!

    @solidale21@solidale21 Жыл бұрын

  • It’s quite fun to watch these straight faced.

    @hermi1-kenobi455@hermi1-kenobi4559 ай бұрын

  • Legend. Thumbs up.

    @slowraceultra@slowraceultra Жыл бұрын

  • u and dave chapple are the last breed of comedian to say whatever they want and not be afraid , i like you man.

    @itaiitai8960@itaiitai896011 ай бұрын

  • Love this guy!

    @dancarson9982@dancarson9982 Жыл бұрын

  • Just bought tickets to see your show in halifax! Cant wait!

    @christinlane6928@christinlane6928 Жыл бұрын

  • The transition at 46:14 caught me off guard XD

    @palashbhaumik4050@palashbhaumik4050 Жыл бұрын

  • Can't wait to see you in Moncton in May!

    @RyzezCanadian@RyzezCanadian Жыл бұрын

  • A whole hour Jimmy. Your spoiling us.

    @smithyengs@smithyengs Жыл бұрын

  • This is interesting to see what Jimmy thinks are his best jokes over the ones that weren't chosen. A good insight into someone who tells jokes for a living. *edit* I once picked up a girl at a club and we went back to her place to bed. We were kissing and I was getting stubble rash from her face. Oh well, in for a penny.

    @ctakitimu@ctakitimu Жыл бұрын

  • Can't wait to see him in Manchester next month

    @rebeccafishmakeup7038@rebeccafishmakeup7038 Жыл бұрын

  • In my opinion it goes like this. Dave, Jim, you and Bill

    @chrisP_wheats_and_raisins@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Жыл бұрын

    • No Louis?

      @georgecaplin9075@georgecaplin9075 Жыл бұрын

  • This is just what I need right now

    @rad4924@rad4924 Жыл бұрын

  • Great comedian Jimmy

    @jamesheath7601@jamesheath7601 Жыл бұрын

  • This is hilarious!

    @erinbuzzetti6359@erinbuzzetti6359 Жыл бұрын

  • Cant wait until you upload some bits of your new show

    @TrickStxRz@TrickStxRz Жыл бұрын

  • We have tickets to see Jimmy in Auckland NZ in a few weeks, it’s gonna be awesome

    @notPeanut@notPeanut Жыл бұрын

  • Thanks buddy!

    @fozzsr@fozzsr Жыл бұрын

  • I actually see the variety bus in my home town I had a little laugh to myself remembering your routine. I really wish that charity well.

    @micstonemic696stone@micstonemic696stone Жыл бұрын

  • Well that was excellent Jimmy.

    @1970sSupertramp@1970sSupertramp Жыл бұрын

  • Cheers Jim 👍

    @TheJcjames1987@TheJcjames1987 Жыл бұрын

  • This is epic.

    @HAVITOOSH@HAVITOOSH Жыл бұрын

  • 16:30 xD loved it

    @channelname8623@channelname8623 Жыл бұрын

  • This man is a legend

    @jordan3rdd193@jordan3rdd1934 ай бұрын

  • This is great

    @mikeblalock4116@mikeblalock4116 Жыл бұрын

  • Thanks Jimmy!

    @digichalk@digichalk Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy master class

    @Blackdeathteal@Blackdeathteal Жыл бұрын

  • Brilliant!

    @jacobhope6164@jacobhope6164 Жыл бұрын

  • Hope ppl don't get offended by these words love a bit of Jimmy's comedy 🤣🤣

    @mattmason4700@mattmason4700 Жыл бұрын

  • Great stuff

    @klaytonargue@klaytonargue Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy will always be my favourite comedian, Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle are a close 2nd and 3rd. Bill Burr at 4th..

    @AdzzieMac@AdzzieMac Жыл бұрын

    • Dave chappelle yes half baked.

      @whoarewe7515@whoarewe7515 Жыл бұрын

    • Jimmy, Katt Williams, Chris Porter, Jeff ross

      @Oldheadhiphop@Oldheadhiphop Жыл бұрын

    • Sean lock

      @whoarewe7515@whoarewe7515 Жыл бұрын

  • I f I didn’t speak English, your cantor would still have me in stitches!

    @erinbuzzetti6359@erinbuzzetti6359 Жыл бұрын

  • Wow, I whole hour of Frankie Boyle's jokes! :D

    @swguygardner@swguygardner Жыл бұрын

  • Great vid

    @nineteen8486@nineteen8486 Жыл бұрын

  • Tragically these really are his best jokes.

    @mikelheron20@mikelheron20 Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😆😆😆

      @hecateswolf6007@hecateswolf6007 Жыл бұрын

  • Ha ha haaaaah. Fave laugh ever.

    @maureenwagg5305@maureenwagg5305 Жыл бұрын

  • damn wish i was witty as a comedian, seems like a fun job

    @t_rex8767@t_rex8767 Жыл бұрын

  • Da iawn Jimmy!👍

    @alwilldo@alwilldo Жыл бұрын

  • Jimmy the King

    @Mossyz.@Mossyz. Жыл бұрын

  • Madness! :D

    @TheGuiltsOfUs@TheGuiltsOfUs Жыл бұрын

  • 4:07 I love the sleeping lass in the bottom right. How exactly do you doze off during a Jimmy Carr show?

    @reallystraightguy2716@reallystraightguy2716 Жыл бұрын

    • Omg thats insane. He should of woke her up an heckled her.

      @martynchannel2983@martynchannel2983 Жыл бұрын

  • I want to send a letter to Jimmy to ask him to come over to play because I too have an obnoxious laugh.

    @eternyti@eternyti Жыл бұрын

  • Noiiice

    @mynameisPEEHS@mynameisPEEHS Жыл бұрын

  • @ 4:06 is she sleeping 🤣🤣🤣

    @user-PK-23@user-PK-23 Жыл бұрын

  • An hour of his best jokes,, somebody's having a laugh.

    @georgefraser7143@georgefraser7143 Жыл бұрын

  • The funniest guy on KZhead, no doubt!

    @THEHuntingChannel@THEHuntingChannel Жыл бұрын

  • He reminds me of the taxi robot from total recall

    @ShaneDubDj@ShaneDubDj Жыл бұрын

  • I love it

    @scarletbegonias2359@scarletbegonias2359 Жыл бұрын

  • Honestly his tattoo ideas are really tempting, maybe as a hena tattoo before going to the beach and being arrested for public indecency.

    @omgandwtf1@omgandwtf1 Жыл бұрын

  • i need 1hr of new goodies please sir, i could near recite your last decade of gigs XD luv ya :>

    @outseeker@outseeker Жыл бұрын

  • I don't know how you get money from it either, Jimmy. If I could turn my dirty jokes from year 7 into a career, I'd be stunned. Fair play to you.

    @jojohehe3251@jojohehe3251 Жыл бұрын

  • I already know them. Just here to like and leave a comment.

    @rainerwahnsinn3265@rainerwahnsinn3265 Жыл бұрын

  • I'd be honored to be insulted by The Great #JimmyCarr

    @tedspens@tedspens Жыл бұрын

  • ❤

    @cllibutti8711@cllibutti871110 ай бұрын

  • A whole hour huh Jimmy? some of this musta been stretched out haha. Just kidding haha you`re a legend.

    @DarkStormHero@DarkStormHero Жыл бұрын

  • Gunna be in the audience when you come to Halifax NS. Lookin forward to being insulted. Thanks Jimmy

    @jaredhickey860@jaredhickey860 Жыл бұрын
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