The Average Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword Experience
2019 ж. 5 Ақп.
820 891 Рет қаралды
Pretty much your Average Mount and Blade: With Fire and Sword Experience!
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The funny thing with the tutorial, it intoduces breakable fences... you never see that in game
Dont forget unlocking a door with the gun too lol
@@UnitedNationsSecretariat yeah
Fr
Exept the one where the deserters use stuff as barricades but u can just jump over it or go through a gap
@@pekkispelaa673oh wow so there is actually destructible terrain somewhere in the game haha😊
0/10 No Winged Hussars
they need to arrive
When do they?
Possibly down a mountain side
maybe then theyd turn the tide
Cannonballs are coming down from the sky?
It’s called Ikea, and it’s art.
Shut up Commie
@@josephstalin4885 when did he talk about your country
We did it boys we’ve finally been to the cloud district
We sure don't get there very often >:D
I've heard there's no pussy
@@Koifish ok thu'umer
@@viveka2994 this physically hurt me
What are you saying?Of course we don't
"That fence is in your way, knock it over" Begins playing "Disrespect your surroundings"
DISRESPECT YOUR FENCE
*DISRESPECT THE FENCE*
DISRESPECT DFENCE WITH FIRE AND SWORD!
@@Koifish 3 years later, you should still disrespect the fence
i think the strangest thing about this video is the fact he starts playing dixieland during the battles
I wish I was in Dixie! From Poland ;)
Fear no Danger shun no labor Lift up rifle, Pike, and saber To arms! To arms, to arms in Dixie!
Texan Don is that Dixie land? If not tell me the song pls I need to know
UK Ball u got a problem dad
Henryk Sienkiewicz, appreciate the research
Gotta keep the Poles happy :D
@@Koifish as they say “You don’t want the Poles switching on you”
Wieczny odpoczynek racz mu dać Panie Henryk Sienkiewicz najwyraźniej nie tylko do książek się nadawał Greetings from polish subscribers Koifish
Siema kolega. c:
dokładnie XD
Podbijam ;)
Ach rodacy i quality content, pięknie
Polacy rodacy!
"Oğlan" means "Boy" so he is literally taking castles with the bois
*When the Winged Hussars arrived* Koifish killed them all.
F
Coming down the... Nevermind
What...?
COMING DOWN THEY- oh fuck
They had a dentist appointment :C
*INHALE* Hello hellooooo! And welcome back to another SHIDPOST! Expect more videos to come, as I've finally been released from Zaraks dungeon! Feel free to join the discord and ask him why he kept me there: discordapp.com/invite/Trnr3UE Check out ThePrudls awesome cover of country roads! open.spotify.com/album/5thu91HyNQJGuOP3tM5TaM
Another masterpiece. ty based fishy
R.i.P in pepperoni henryku
A another one! Nice video! Also how the fuck did you mix music dude? It is briliant meadival music, west virginia a dixie :)?! Mad lad absolue madlad!
Whats the name of the country roads cover you used?
Link man... You forgot the link to country roads!
WE CAN DO THIS THE EASY WAY, OR THE HARD WAY
HARD WAY PLEASE
@Navnlos Stream EH?
Harder daddy
Your money or your life!
When Dixie land started playing my skin got whiter
Things i learned watching Koifish videos: 1-Never give up. 2-When things get rough just cheat and hire 106 people to do your job for you.
NEVAH GIV UP!
... A światłość wiekuista niechaj im świeci. Niech odpoczywają w pokoju wiecznym. Amen.
Lmao
I know that i can find here a lot of my slav brothers
elhamdul illahi bi rabbil alemin er rahmannirrahim maliki ye umiddin iyyeke neabudu ve iyyeke nestain ihtines sıratal mustegim sırat ellezine en amte aleyhm velleddallin amin Muslim p0wer niggaaa
@@yusufkams1423 Got lost boi?
Polish niggas be like
You REALLY need to list the music's you're using
Here's one of em kzhead.info/sun/dNWDfbqLpamdkpE/bejne.html
I know the intro is a Kirby song, unsure which one tho
ye
kzhead.info/sun/fc-LZ957o3ehdKc/bejne.html
Whats the outro music
Song at @5:30 is resonance by home! Yw 😂
the real MVP
God bless you
Thanks lord you’re saviour
Thx sooooo much
Thank gawd someone's here for us!
2:38 how russia used muskets in napoleonic times.
You see Ivan, if you do not FIRE the musket, it does not require any gunpowder! Very economical!
Warband : Fire, Sword and Butter Coming whenever Bannerlord releases
WARBAND: YOU FINALLY GET TO MAKE YOUR OWN RECOGNIZED KINGDOM!
The day has come.
Criminaly underrated game... This is such a great game, sadly no one plays it, there was an active siege server with over 50 people daily... but it is gone now, we lose servers, we lose people.... And the game dies :/
OOF
Yes yes " wieczy odpoczynek racz mu dać panie " XDXD
What music is 4:28
IS IT WRONG?
@@Koifish no its beautiful my fishing friend :)
My guy is killing people with Swedish troops while “I wish I was in Dixie” plays in the background 💀💀. I love you Koifish
I'm so glad With Fire And Sword still gets some love, I bloody loved this
Where are you from comrade?
5:30 A E S T H E T I C S
Today I've experienced really bad stuff, but your video made me laugh. I also got some optimism, so yea, thank you, Koi!
Music credit - Country roads, take me home, cover by [THE PRULD].
I love stumbling upon swedish content creators, y’all have a knack for this shit. I have laughed at every video you have made! I look forward to much more! Love and support from the states!
Your vids are 10/10 so glad i stumbled upon the archery one yesterday
Of course, Koifish would start succeeding after building an army of eunuchs (Jannisaries).
Were they eunuchs? I think they still had their dicks.
@@gaiusjuliuscaesar3808 I just looked more in depth at it, and the early groups of them may have contained a number of eunuchs, but might not. They were originally kidnapped non-muslim boys who were trained and watched over by eunuchs (maybe that's where the idea came from), forbidden to marry while serving and also forbidden to have facial hair (perhaps the other reason for assuming they were castrated). They were also forcibly circumcised.
Retired Janissaries were settled and made married by the orders of Sultan.
@@kagtkalem7115 Seems I had some bad information, but the system also changed over time from forced conscription to more volunteer later as well.
Where did you get that information? They weren't kidnapped or anything, their families were asked then they would be taken away, placed in a turkish family and they would be jannisaries if they are strong.If they are smart, they would be suitable for other kinds of jobs, like being a sadrazam. Though I do not know anything about them being eunuch or being circumcised, though I know for a fact that it is a tradition to be circumcised in both the ottomans and turkey. They are not allowed to marry, so they had the right to actually rape women after they capture cities (Istanbul for example).
As a polish I enjoyed this video :D
Very good! :D
5:11
I was pissing myself through the entire video. Absolutely magnificent editing !
*oh my god koifish uploaded a fire and sword video he hasn't done this for months im literally crying and shaking rn oh my god thank you*
OMFG SAME
@meh yes i was
2:01 Henryk Sienkiewicz would not do that im litellary shaking and cryin right now😭
SWEDISH PROPAGANDA >:D
Koifish senpai koifish noticed me 😣 its not like im subscribed with notifications on B-baka
What is this abomination? Polish name yet japanese/english comment
1:27 song name is medieval hardcore megamix
KOIFISH coś ty panie odpierdolił greetings from sławoika
*Fighting bandits in 17th century Europe on behalf of the Swedish King* “Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton, old times there are not forgotten!” Actual 1600s era battle song
Choses polish name fights russia with ottoman soldiers
@@muzafferyaman4462 and has Ukrainian haircut
I love this game, it is almost as underrated as your channel.
5:34 I felt so peaceful ♥
Nice I always watch your old videos when I have boring day
Glad you like them! :D
thank god you still make theese videos they are all master peices
That vapourwave part was brilliant
When i saw the bug, i just HAD to
Just finished "Fire in the Steppe". Cried a whole day after the ending. Now this. Koifish, did you read my mind?
Jäs >:D
Greetings from Poland!! Love your video
This was a hilarious video. Thank you for it
Got item: Cheese Got item: Sausages Got item: Cabbages Got item: Apples Got item: Grapes Got item: Big Gay Got item: Olives Got item: Wheat Got item: Beef Got item: Chicken Got item: Butter One of these is not from 1:50 which one is it
CaptainHellfire olives
Sausage
Butter, it's from Calradia
It's your mom
@@altan1625 So the big gay, then?
5:30 Resonance yeeeeeeeeeeeeeea
Whats that song boi?
Abdullah Yasin Biçer song name?
Chantz Sanders resonance - home
I still miss fire n sword vids :(
Thank you!! One of my favourite videos now :3
Very good!
Love this channel. Don't you dare leave me dearly Koifish
When hussar arive... And you gets Wpierdol...
Kurwa...
More mount and blade :D
OMG, i love ur videos, your final make me laugth for a long time! hahaha
Thanks for doing your best to give this great game its credit it deserve.
0/10 no bee movie reference.
0:36 "Welcome to the Dawn of War tutorial."
this is pure art hommie!
i love your content genuinely
Guns,Steel and Butter !!
Showing the hard difficulty Starting with the easy difficulty starting rifle XD
xd
With Fire and Sword was my first mount and blade game so I i have some Great memories in it, do yeah Great video.
Thanks my dude!
It's very cool, let's go Mount and Blade: Caribbean experience !!! ^^
When will the winged hussars arrive?
"I found the Bee" ... "Thank"
Big THANK
Pls more videos with M&B WFAS, this is so Amazing !!
Good on you, mate, for not forgetting the classics.
One can never forget such a buggy masterpiece!
Dixie land
hooked up with some sweetish backpackers on the weekend, called one koifish as i came...no homo
Damn the amount of references to dead memes in this video is fucking *AWESOME*
Piece of good work man
I SAW NO POLISH IN THERE WTF
Honestly my favorite Mount and Blade. I just love this time period.
Świetny film! Greatings from Poland, Amazing Video bro!
I don't know what I just watched but that was beautiful :')
Is it still harvesting season?
i now have crippling osteogayrosis after watching this
I've never played the game but still watch these vids
Damn YT is again reading in my mind. I was just thinking about M&B Fire and Sword, then go to the YT and this is first video I saw.
I got u homie
6:03 music please...??? i want to play it next week on my brother coming home ceremony
It's called resonance by home
I wanna know too
@@kobi9726 damn bro that music make me fly
@@darkentity1000 i havent found the original
@@rafitohornero3850 i know right lol
How can someone be this kurwa talented?! Amazing edit! Totally love it 😂
Thanks my boi! :D
This is very good man!
nice dank memes but I miss Koifishs beautifull voice here xD
I read a rumor while back that his girlfriend killed him and has been uploading to keep up the facade. Or, his mic failed and he hasn't been able to replace it. Or both?
I mean i did a How to not too long ago >:C and last week i did an IRL video!
still I can't get enough, I love your videos man ^^
Koifish what music is 6:09 ?
did you find it ?
"Wieczny odpoczynek racz mu dać Panie" XD you've just earned a well deserved sub
Nothing better than hearing Dixie's land play in an m&b video
Thats how commonwealth works
Lvl 1 Hussar
@@Koifish Lvl 300 Hetman Czarniecki
Koifish lvl 1 gołota
most Polish expirience XD
After all These years m&b with Fire and sword should definitely deserves an remake
In the next Average M&B Experience: Winged Hussars: Pierogi Crusade xD
Link of cover from 3:18
I'm leaving a comment so I get notified when someone actually responds to OP.
Waiting for the link here too
Found it bois its from The Pruld, i was sure i heard it before kzhead.info/sun/orikg6-DamJtiZ8/bejne.html
@@mr.framesjanco7088 you just made my birthday better
Ur welcome Bro, happy birthday
So hold on, your name is Henryk Sienkiewicz, the guy who actually wrote "With Fire and Sword" which is supposed to be a patriotic piece of literature and you play as a Swedish servant? Yup makes sense to me.
Omg please make a full mount and blade style home resonance lmao
the runescape music got me. you have a new subscriber
You didn't get one-shotted from far away in literally your first battle. 0/10 Not accurate to my experience.
can`t find the song at 4:21
It is from a teenage ninja turtle game, i dont remember ir it is for the nes...
JetHgamer MLG may god reward you for your good deeds
Herr Butterlachs what’s the name?
Tijn Berendsen sewer surfing
The song at 0:58 is A Day To Remember - Mr. Highway's Thinking About The End
10/10 for The Pruld Country Road cover
Hey its me! 4:58 janisarry
xD
Music at 6:02?
Resonance - Home
Polish lithuanian commonwealth song cant remember name
Look up medieval party mix
The medieval one is Vox Vulgaris - La suite meurtriere
so.. you've been listining to medieval party mix.. good choice.
I cant get over how funny his videos are