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"unmoderated tweets" oh no "it even displays images" *oh NO*
Jesp that and /b/ ... it’s the perfect (shit)storm
oh YES!
uh oh UH OH UH OH
I had to pause the video there in order to calm my preemptive laughter and brace for what I knew was coming.
"Unmoderated Tweets" _Dear God_ "There's more" *_NO._*
All it took was the word "UNMODERATED" for everyone to know exactly what was going to happen
Forgive them Lord, even though they knew exactly what they were doing... :P
Hi Jesus
When will you transformed into doom guy?
"someone had a very unprofessional idea" made me laugh harder than it should have.
I actually remember those threads. It was cash.
I worked at a publication covering the marketing industry and you cannot understand how much "silence, brand" got under their skins. They HATED it.
That is absolutely amazing
A reason to keep it going and create new ones. We have an affect on them, we can use this.
Makes a lot of sense. Some marketing people come from Sociology backgrounds, and that is literally the study of being a know it all of what controls the masses. When the plebs say "pashaw" back, waving away the genius so flippantly, it's gonna make some butts a little prickly. A. Littllle. Pricklay....
That's so good. Got any stories?
@@switchbladejimmy7655 Oh it just came up now and then. However, there was a conference I attended in particular where one of the marketing folks was on a panel and was speaking vehemently about it. They were saying use of "silence, brand" was abusive. That it was putting down their years of training and expertise. That the brand's voice was their voice. That they felt silenced. That it was robbing other users of joy etc. Totally batshit. But a good 75% of that room was nodding like someone was relating their horrific experience escaping the killing fields.
That DiGiorno tweet actually tanked the company's stock value for a little while. Imagine being that social media manager. Imagine doing your job so badly in one moment that the entire board of directors learns your name.
Lmao sucks to be him
Sounds like butt light these days
@@andyb2028 I never understood why someone would drink that piss in the first place.
Titter users prove themselves soft yet again...
Some of y'all too soft to breathe, lol. Drink whatever dogsht beer you like, who cares. Bud didn't - it's pinkwashing. Christ, sometimes you Americans really do prove you're still the same people getting biblical over mixed race water fountains.
"And your *unmoderated* message will appear on the board" It was at that moment.
Agile2013 knew
Oh my poor naive people. Unmoderated lol
They fucked up
That they knew they fuckded up
We had that at my school, it was beautiful
"An automatic Twitter feed" oh no "unmoderated" OH NO "it even displays images" *LORD HAVE MERCY*
I laughed progressively harder as he went on
The moment those words were said, I already knew where this was going
OH LAWD DEY COMIN'!
420th like. Ayy lmao
PepeLaugh
This man makes the most rewatchable videos in existence
What about Mista GG's Predator Chronicles?
@@bast4rdlyreaper unwatchable even 1 time
Right up there with RLM
fact
That'll make anyone grimace... I swear my spirit left my body 🤣
Having sat through classes, conferences and meetings about agile makes this so much more hilarious, people couldn't imagine the amount of buzzwords and fart-sniffery that goes on in it business talks and such. Best video yet.
No wonder that one business anon ratted them out.
Are they really in the software develop business? I hope so cuz that amps it up to a whole new level of glorious.
@@XxXShevampXxXthe agile method is a way of organising IT dev projects. It is meant to make work cycles more iterative, tough most companies boasting about an agile organisation tend to do a reskinned, worse waterfall. Basically, the attendees are the devs' managers.
They tried to have some panel at FabTech. The people there laughed them out of the building.
@@scottrackley4457Really, at FabTech???
"Live, unmoderated Twitter feed..." oh no.
"it even displays images" OH NO
@@Brainwave101 who the FUCK is getting fired for thinking this would work out
@@Brainwave101 OH YES
"All you need is one hashtag" Lord have mercy
Just sounds like 4chan
"raid shadow legends" SILENCE, BRAND
There is no brand. There is only Shadow Man
yeah...
SILENCE, -Sees Internet Historian doing his usual style of advertising- PROCEED, BRAND
Are you playing a console? Throw it in the trash, my dude!
@@fright635 tHat'S mY diAlysiS mAchIne
This video could honestly be shown as training at PR firms.
I lost it at the censoring for "Man eating a hotdog. Except there's no bun and no hotdog".
My favourite hashtag is from the US Army, saying "how has serving impacted you". Imagine how that one goes.
Lol
ALU ACKBAR
Generational trauma! My grandparents beat my parents and now I'm traumatized by poor parenting. Yay....
@@dean_l33 bruh 🤣
@@h.r.9563 What's that got to do with the army? They don't recruit toddlers, or teach childcare... do they?
How to summarize every internet story "It was all going great until 4chan"
"And then it became amazing"
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade see: /SG/ calling in airstrikes on ISIS for the best of the internet
@Josef and The Amazing Technicolor Lampshade 4chan is the embodiment of Chaotic Neutral.
LOL! Thats SO true!!!!!!!!!2
It was all going great. And then the gamer nation attacked.
As someone who had his will to live sucked out of him by a department through agile management, this brightened my mood immeasurably.
Yeah this is awesome. People in the shorts version of the video where crying about this even though it’s funny
There must be a rule on the Internet. No matter how professional your company is, there will be at least one active edge lord from /b/
Now someone needs to troll Raid: Shadow Legends
Internet historian already trolled raid shadow
What if the /b/ guy... Is the man behind the campaign?
"He could be in this very room right now!! He could be you!! He could be me!!"
They dwell in the caves of IT.
"There were interactive display boards." Oh no. "With an unmoderated Twitter feed." *OH NO*
oh no seems I've slipped
what an unfortunate disaster it would be if somebody where to tear my clothes off and ravage the area
Internet: *OH YES!*
"and then even displayed images" O H N O
Brand: _Are you going to do that 4chan thing ?_ Shit Posters: *YES YES YES YES YEEEEES*
This feels like a sequel to “Any Poll’s a Goal”
And for that I couldn't be happier.
Techneip or a Spin-off
Its great right?
Polls should be considered as WMDs (Weapons of Mass Disagreement)
Huh.
This story always makes me think of the reaction of that one person who first pleaded to/b/. They must've been at the event watching all this unfold. I'd like to assume they went from bored to amused to happy to horrified to hysterical all in a short space of time. A rollercoaster of a conference. For a change.
I swear to god, 75% of the brilliance of these videos is his voice. Just perfection.
"With the most votes counted for... _batman_ "the funniest delivery ever
IH being the voice for the cult leader on wendigoon's video for the indie game Faith is just phenomenal, if haven't seen
one of the burgers is called “north koreas rations” it’s just lettuce.
Too much food honestly
@Guppy's Gaming Channel I think so
@Guppy's Gaming Channel either way it’s still pretty accurate
@Guppy's Gaming Channel Ahem, Yes Kimchi is fermented cabbage.
Not accurate, should be a single sesame seed
Just.. just have someone moderate it.
When companies go to conferences, they sometimes offer raffles for gifts or days out - just leave your business card in a bowl when you visit the booth. Except that they'll sort them at the end and find the people in higher positions, closer to the field they needs, and then choose from those at random. I see no reason they can't do this with internet polls. In fact I'm seeing more whete they nominate ten or so and let the public vote in the next stage. It's not as funny for everyone else, but the company doesn't choose between shutting it down or naming the product "Hιtler Did Nοthing Wrοng."
but its funny
Have a guard at the door, not a guard waiting to kick them out.
4Head
@James Brincefield Deluxe McHitler with fries
9:06 I like how this implies that Ronald exposing himself to that one twitter user is actually real.
Uh no it doesnt? IH literally says "making stuff up"
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
@@PRubin-rh4sr he said that to imply he was only referring to the stuff AFTER he said that
9:11 this aged so well. Happy birthday Grimace!
I can at least appreciate his genuine attempts to make ads about a shitty mobile game funny.
TheLuggy His add made me low key want to try Raid Shadow leggins
@Bored Again ya that's what I figured it was. I dont blame him for the ads because it probably pays decent
His ads are art
Yeah
I can at least appreciate that he got his own sponsors instead of whining about demonetization.
Stocks are serious business....... Then some Redditors had a very unprofessional idea
I can't wait for that episode.
And the price of dogecoin went up
I love how some random guy donated all of the money he got from the stocks to Children's hospitals to buy Nintendo Switches. Meanwhile the rich bastards who're complaining would've burned it all on cars, liquor and probably a hooker or two.
@@thewhompingwampa2671 and now those hookers can't pay their rent.
@@blue04mx53 they can find other clients, they don't sign contracts, lol
14:25 It's like walking into a funeral and saying "Woah, who died?"
More like “are you going to finish that”
Thank you for this video, I was part of that Agile 2013 troll campaign and I had forgotten it happened. It's always weird to be reminded of things you'd forgotten you'd done.
*bows head* Thank you for your service.
It's an honor to be in the presence of a combat veteran
Thank you, for all you've done for the internet.
Good sir.
Thank you for your sacrifice.
Agile is literally about software development how did they NOT see this coming
It's about the worst corporate buzzwords in "development" hence how they never had a chance to see it coming. Notice the initial non joke tweets used words like synergy etc
Odds are that this was a corporate decision and that they probably ignored multiple suggestions to make this not horrible.
I don't understand why they didn't just turn off the screens lmao, who cares if /b/ takes over a hashtag or a website when the screens are off anyway
@@antoncid5044 a corporation fixing something the proper way? Lmao
I am 100% convinced it was a publicity stunt and you can't tell me otherwise
This guy's entire channel is basically summed up as "So 4chan had an idea"
I'm wondering what we will have in surprise for 2020
Well yeah, he's the Internet Historian. He historises the internet.
@Todesbewusstsein "and 4chan got involved..."
So /b/ or /pol/
@@AkinlabiStClair Not always 4chan, but there's a decent chunk of videos where that's the premise yeah. My impression is 4chan plays a major role in 10-20% of the vids? Maybe less.
The mcd stories always makes me laugh. Only good stories you get from that place are when they actually give you hot food. Actually I lied, one time I only had like $6 and was starving, when I went through the drive thru the lady accidentally handed me a bag that was supposed to go to the car behind me and it was like $30 worth of food. I went home and ate like a king
The one thing I learned from watching Internet Historian is, that once 4chan put something in their mind, you're about to watch an utterly entertaining video about it on this channel.
Internet Historian " Raid: shado-" SILENCE, BRAND
but it was the funniest shit
nois
@@AnUnderstoodDeveloper Since when did such a thing have any bearing of ones thoughts on an individual?
@Kaboom Baby uwu
@Bucket O’ Pasta I asked the ouija board about that one, it said N-O-P-E.
"This video is sponsored by Raid Sh-" SILENCE *BRAND*
^updoot
The "silence, brand" crab is definetly in my top 5 crabs list
Ayo¿
I assume the swamp crab from dark souls, the crab rave crab, Mr Krabs, and the giant enemy crab you flip over to hit it's weak point for massive damage are the other 4 crabs.
i cant rewatch the burger name scene as everytime i do i laugh for 5 minutes stright and everytime i peak or look at them i laugh even harder
Ok, there's one more thing to mention about the Agile thing: Agile is an IT thing. And modern, innovative stuff too. Meaning, those were cutting-edge IT people, not understanding the basics of internet culture.
Theyre good with tech and business, not so good with people
Agile is a Tony Robbins style cult for project managers who have no idea how software development works
@@TheStatisticalPizza 100% correct. I get so sick of PMs talking about Agile like it makes them a developer.
Some raids are in bad taste, but when it's uppity people in a context like that... The raids can be hilariously amusing.
You make it sound like us internet people are that much better with people...some are good with development, others with other things..
If raid: shadow legends added internet historian as shadow man to the game, I would actually download and play it.
Judgedlettuc
@@alejandrosaez6612 I tried saying out loud what you commented but my PC started to float
Fizzizist exhume
Same
Let's hope they remember the "ow" or we'll get the Shad Man in Raid.
2013: Gaylord Ops hosts Agile conference, gets hijacked by 4chan 2024: Gaylord Ops hosts CPAC, gets hijacked by The Donald. That hotel is cursed 😂
Muahahahahaha
Internet Historian is such a good window into the pre-bot pre-AI internet, now its just an uncanny valley wasteland
We need you again, Historian. Fallout 76. It's even worse now.
Toxic mold and subscriptions fees, oh my.
@Eviscerate I knew one person, and he is no respected because of it.
Yes pls
Try outerworld by obsidian its good
I wanted to like but it's at 666
"Dad why is my sister's name Cthulhu All-Spark?" "Because your mother uh... loves Cthulhu. And the All-Spark." "Thanks dad" "No problem Raid: Shadow Legends"
Random Bread I literally spilled my tea mate. Noice one.
*Cthulhu
what? that's a badass name
I got a laugh outta this :)
Raid: shady lemons
"How do I contact the cyber police" I laughed so hard it gave me a headache 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you think about it, that conference was a huge success. Sure, it wasn't thanks to business, but the PR that came from it made it immortal.
"Cthulhu All-Spark" is still a better name than "X AE A-XII".
@@Raiden-pi3gt >reddit
When you don’t have the letter Æ available on your keyboard 🤣
@@cmdrmeldoc59 ALT + 0198
"Her Elven spelling of Ai" Wtf does that even mean?
But not as good as Futt Buckerson on wkuk channel
"Trust in the kindness of strange..." *it was Cthulu Allspark*
i wish my name would become Cthulu Allspark
Top 3 I spotted Megatron. That should have been the one 😂
It could've been so much worse. Legit a bangin name.
Imagine being named after an eldritch god and an infinite power source vital for an entire race of giant space robots. I bet the kid would be pissed when they get older, 'cause that would have been an amazing name with a lot of fun hijinks and history attached to it.
This maybe the only time I did not skip the sponsorship content and even slightly enjoyed the hosts take on it!! Pretty brilliant work my good sir!
Playing Geoguessr today and actually ended up in Batman, Turkey. Thank you Internet Historian for gifting me this knowledge
“Unmoderated.” Yup, see where this is going.
Ok
Company: *tries to do something online involving the public* 4chan: So you have chosen... death
"He chose... poorly."
Any publicity is good publicity
"X: Does thing Y: Does thing" This is the Arrow to the Knee joke of 2019.
None of your fucking business this is why we hate 4chan
@@braydenharris2983 Love*
This could've all been avoided if they just made the screens only display tweets of company members, or attendees.
Whenever I’m feeling down I’ll rewatch internet historian Videos such as this one. They Always make me smile.
for the letting the internet name their baby, Cthulhu All-spark isnt that bad.
Ikr? It's also a kinda sick name. They should have made her middle name cthulhu.
I woulda fkn loved to be named Cthulhu All-Spark
Imagine being named Christmas day Ye internet is not so bad
kinda sounds arabic
I wonder how Cthulhu is doing today. 🤔
You used actual Harold's TED talk. This is getting deep
who is harold?
saliorseal it’s the sad looking guy who he uses as his icon
@@ratmcgee8464 thx
A little more ad revenue and Harold will be on retainer to pose for custom stock photos
Oh my god, has that not been the Internet Historian this entire time? My mind has been blown.
this is proof of how out of touch corporations are the general public will not stop at any chance to make fun of them.
except even the ones that are current are lambasted.
Back on tumblr it was common wisdom that if Denny's got in on a meme it meant it was dead.
wafflehouse should post a crackhead of the week, every week check the bathrooms and first crackhead wins a free all expenses ticket to the local sewer drain.
10:41 - GIRTH!!
Of course that part would resonate with you
@@corey1846 Resonate, but cannot relate.
I see,you are a man of GIRTH aswell ,':)
Fix your upload schedule
always has been
I love how you somehow managed to make the entire ad for Raid one gigantic piss take and still get sponsored again. Truly, this is an art form.
I have a feeling the Raid devs are fans
@@specialdelivery9196 Perhaps. That doesn't make it any less amusing.
"I'm shilling _ironically!_"
Let's be honest, this is the closest I've come to wanting to try Maid: Shadow the Hedgehogs and I highly doubt I'm the only one
@@gino14 Is reverse psychological advertising a thing now?
Your sponsored segments are always the best! Hilarious! Love your work!:)
Watching this in the future hearing about twitter is absolutely hilarious! Historian should make a part 2
I laughed so hard at the “There’s no “I” in business. Quality joke.
yeah man hilarious and accessible for any retard that can spell
Kamikaze Commie sure thing dude
@@KamikazeCommie501 "wow I'm so edgy and cool"
r/iamverysmart
@@KamikazeCommie501 ok edge
“There is no I in business” *Y e a h i t ‘ s b i g b r a i n t i m e*
Busness
Oh im dumb
Busynes
There's no I in collaboraton
*BIG BRAIN*
I don’t know why the “BATMAN” one just made me burst out laughing 😊
This is quite possibly my favorite episode of the entire channel.
If everyone did their ads like InternetHistorian, KZhead would be a better place.
or like cold ones
KZhead would be able to do better ad services if they invested in Cutting Edge Gamer
Shut up stupid
@@meanie330 you wrote it wrong, it's spelled "STOOPID!" with capital letters a spat "P" and exclamation mark...
SILENCE COMMENTER
“There is no “I” in business.” Still my favorite joke.
There is no “us” in business
There is no "business" in "business"
There is no
There is
There
It seems like advertising and marketing has stopping trying since these transpired. Now, marketers seem to be *intentionally annoying* instead of mildly cringy. I wish we could go back to old-ass boomer marketing.
idk sometimes a like it when a intern gets spicy on the company brand account like sunny d going “i cant do this anymore”
This was, above all else, a wake-up call to the organizers about just what can go wrong when you're dealing with the internet. 4chan poked holes into every single terrible, flawed idea the organizers had.
Seriously, what good stories *COULD* you have at a McDonald’s? “I had a decent meal one time”???
One time my daughter's nugget happy meal didn't have a blue surgical face masked baked into it. Just mcd things
One time I was only nauseous for about half the day instead of the whole day
I worked the night shift and we had some dope-ass times tho. Sitting on the roof as my manager yells to the customer "we'll be right there!" when they pull up to the drive through Gettin' high in the garbage compactor room Making peanutbutter Mcflurries Good shit.
One time the ice cream machine was working..... Jk that thing nevers works
Lol most probably begin with, "i was so high and nobody else was open so..."
Some business tips: - NEVER EVER do an online poll - regulate your twitter hastags - don't let people make or name some thing
Tip #3 would probably be in the same category as tip #1.
@@Comboowo 👍
4-If you don't have a social media expert, whitelist EVERYTHING.
- ignore steps above for free publicity.
Only non-humans are able to name things
I can't believe the cyber police just stood back and did nothing
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. I properly cried with laughter. Thank you.
No custom burger will ever surpass "Quarter-pound my Angus"
This would work for pride month these days.
@@CoolBird420 no. Not even close to as funny.
What about "Ethiopian dinner party?
my favourite is just "girth"
Tongue-punch my angus also good
“I stayed because of the pizza” was only the start. Now we have amazing corporate tweets like “women belong in the Burger King kitchen”
and "be less white"
@@francisgoin3112 which one was that?
@@yeah2956 Coke
Don’t forget all the companies saying “age is just a number”
"Most of our producers aren't predators" -Netflix
3:05 that still gives me chills to this day.
It feels like most of 2023 was one big "silence brand" for crap/pandering hollywood movies.
That Raid ad is the closest I have ever gotten to actually playing this game
It actually is fun
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing bot
And it’s the closest I’ll ever get.
@@carsoncarruthers9606 sure thing peasant
@@carsoncarruthers9606 Silence, B O T
The DiGiorno fuck up is literally the funniest thing
They have a lot of pizza though
They had pizza dough get it.
Burger King really decided to 6th gear towards being better than that.
@Bryson Burchfield if they created a 4chan account and gloated about it on /b/, I would buy it
@@NrettG Oh, what was that like?
I got an ad for Burger King during the McDonald's bit. I see what they did there...
DiGiorno's move to break a chain of sad testimonies was a heroic deed.
11:30 one of those is just lettuce named: "North Korea ration" lol I'm dying.
Muslim delight with only bacon and buns
LOL
The socialist burger though
Dan Schneider insider
Crusty ***** Ashes- Adolf H.
“McSoliciting McSex” god dammit I shouldn’t be laughing this hard
Me too, ngl 😂
@@reido_dorito with this Corona thing "no tissues" made me cry
Biggnesss You might need some tissues to dry up your tears
Hahaleepic
it was a bad idea to eat during that part
omg, speaking of things that made you laugh out loud real hard, mine was at the visual gag at the end, *bloody brilliant!* 😆💓
Never enjoyed an ad so much before!
The only things holding KZhead up are Raid, Grammarly, and NordVPN.
Yea, youtube needs competition so it can lost instantly because they don't do anything...
crossbones116 And KZhead
and Root car insurance. these companies have like unlimited advertising budgets it's horrible
and Squarespace
And Honey.
_“...And then 4Chan got involved”_ is the end of a lot of stories.
Or the beginning
DylanDude nice paper mario oc nerd
Yeah 4chan really is a shit hole lol
Thorne if you are a conservative snow flake I guess it would be. If you are a moderate or liberal it’s pretty tame.
@@erichdiebenow4727 you ought to be joking. Reddit is nothing more than circlejerks. They like to jizz over the faces of people with similar opinions while down voting and hiding the unpopular opinions. If Reddit were a country, it'd be a fascist country.
4 Chan for the win
“There is no ‘i’ in business”-Internet Historian 2019 this is why I’m here
@Leehamster oooh, say that again 😏
There's no I in business, there's only us comrades
bisness
Wait. Shit.
There is no "i" in busness
Came back here after that one "Women should stay in the kitchen" tweet Burger King UK made.
Accidentally based Burger King
Lmao
They what
they deleted it, bunch of pussies
@@wittyusername1 don't cut yourself on all that edge
No joke this the best video on KZhead I’ve watched it like 4 times and have died of laughter every time
This video is some of your absolute best work.
I'm surprised you haven't put down the "How has serving impacted you?" Ironically enough, it wasn't trolls that blew it up, it was actual veterans that had a lot of depressing stories.
That was a train wreck and i loved every minute of it.
Very unprofessional
Tell me more. What was it about? What were the responses?
@@Assault_Butter_Knife a lot of it mainly about mental illnesses they got because of serving (PTSD, depression, anxiety) and some more about how ones family member or s/o became abusive after serving. It was gr8 to see it backfire on them
Assault butter knife with tactical grip The US Army put out a twitter post asking “how has serving impacted you?” The response was either from family or friends who won’t be seeing their loved ones again, OR actual veterans talking about how serving had ruined their life.
The Internet Historian really is the best thing there ever was.
He definitely puts the most into his Raid commercials.
@The Bandog same, it's crazy how good the humor and editing is
rons creamy surprise
får en att dra på smilbanden iaf
silence, fan
Help me this is internet historian video number 8 in a row, it’s so good I can’t stop.
The everyone get down tweet was absolute gold
Every time Internet Historian uploads, it’s like an event
That’s how you know you found a great creator
ThatAmericanSlacker really isn’t that great he is just an asshole if you think about it lol. You can be an asshole I can be one. The only thing left to replicate is his voice and editing.
Hes prob make a great one on the area 51 raid
He's the new Jontron for me
I'm hard
IH: "...but all of them were outshined, with the most votes counted for-" Me: "Pyongyang" IH: "Batman" Me: "Oh"
I predicted Afghanistan.
I guessed Mogadishu
My guess was the Vatican
I predicted Kut in Iraq, Kut meaning vagina in Dutch
I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME. Either that or Bangkok
3:50 Ah, the heady days of 2013. Nobody ever thought it would become a reality...
Wow they are so funny, they truly got the whole squad laughing