It makes your baby burp and loose a spine. It's more than what we asked for and I'm happy to buy one.
@Saygex452 жыл бұрын
I’d love to buy one
@iwillpegyou2472 жыл бұрын
Me too
@whitney86562 жыл бұрын
THE HUMOR & IRONY IN YOUR COMMENT WILL GO OVER SOME PEOPLE'S HEAD LOL.. BUT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!😯😂💯
@brittanygalloway1842 жыл бұрын
Takin the extra mile amirite
@isntitrich0002 жыл бұрын
Mate, Y Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S S S S Y Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S Y Y EEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S S S S S S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@reveluvsss2 жыл бұрын
The final little squirt of vomit at the end is just perfect comedic timing.
@ThatFoxFromSplashMountain2 жыл бұрын
2w
@MaiTran-ps3zz2 жыл бұрын
Imagine someone buys this for there kid not knowing its a joke lol
@empty30732 жыл бұрын
No kap
@oharrison71582 жыл бұрын
Sure is
@shansiddiqui47412 жыл бұрын
Mm☺
@silencegaming92972 жыл бұрын
The Design is Very Human. 👁👄👁
@KyosukeALT7565 ай бұрын
Fr😂😂😂💀💀
@N12_824 күн бұрын
0:05 Love how the baby starts shaking in fear when its slowly approaching, even though its a doll😂
@amit68448 ай бұрын
ahahahahahahahha
@HygorMayrink6668 ай бұрын
Its the vibration but still i know its a joke
@CarWheelzzz8 ай бұрын
Even the baby doll can sense the imminent demise approaching on the horizon 0_0
@xenno84965 ай бұрын
U PEOPLE R SICKK😂
@candyfreemane907529 күн бұрын
Whoever made this. YOU NEED HELP. MAY GOD SAAVE YOU Chile
@candyfreemane907529 күн бұрын
WatchMojo be like: "Top most brutal baby tortures in History" Edit: This is my first time hitting 5k likes☺️Thank you guys so much.
@lzus35562 жыл бұрын
Haha
@kingromy022 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a torture made by evil persons such as Hitler. 🪖🧨
@electricairways2 жыл бұрын
Fax
@thatonesocialofficial2 жыл бұрын
hahahah
@muhammadrafiqhailkhairilaz91242 жыл бұрын
😂
@immadn2 жыл бұрын
"This is a failure, but at least it's funny" -The maker
@Try_to_hold_on_to_this_love2 жыл бұрын
-Probably who made this
@kaizen90102 жыл бұрын
Failure meets the mistake
@manzanajoemerj.98492 жыл бұрын
There is no mistake here ;)
@izumugm40702 жыл бұрын
Mission failed successfully
@Zyntherion22022 жыл бұрын
Mission completed unsuccessfully
@isaniruch2 жыл бұрын
Watched this years ago , and I’m still laughing my ass off to this day
@jackedbob5 ай бұрын
Thats not a burping baby robot that is a killing baby robot😂
@MylaSm.2 ай бұрын
*When the boys don’t have water guns so the gotta use the infant*
@mrbobbyboy99453 жыл бұрын
@Thy Ghost um-
@youarefrickingpretty72472 жыл бұрын
@Thy Ghost i-
@youarefrickingpretty72472 жыл бұрын
@Thy Ghost um ok- hope he isnt dead-
@youarefrickingpretty72472 жыл бұрын
@Thy Ghost what the fu-
@youraverageinternetuser10562 жыл бұрын
@Thy Ghost the fuck's wrong with y'all?m
@catherinebowman77232 жыл бұрын
I would like to immediately invest into this glorious machine
@tristencardenas30943 жыл бұрын
there's no need to invest. It's already created.
@goofy91443 жыл бұрын
....
@ilikedinosaurs50413 жыл бұрын
@@goofy9144 no, like to invest so you can get the crown of plain withouw the l
@everettdudley35502 жыл бұрын
Brutal
@artdark67732 жыл бұрын
and the site is in the machine
@mafiosocapuccino51982 жыл бұрын
❌ burping machine ✅killing machine💀
@noiceguy123Ай бұрын
Me: *Laughing my ass off* Dad: what the fuck....
@protogengalaxy43038 ай бұрын
Me -> Dad Dad -> Mom
@manjuegazos467220 күн бұрын
If this machine burried ..and someone find it 1000 years later.. they would assume that there was baby punishment practice in our era.
@soulbytes2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣💯
@MariaMartinez-wv5ue2 жыл бұрын
Hai I am the seller of this burp machine. If you interested then please reply back for more details.
@armprakash57432 жыл бұрын
@@armprakash5743 I want
@douglasmacarthur38862 жыл бұрын
@@douglasmacarthur3886 Thanks for your enquiry about Baby's burp machine. The cost of this machine is $20,000.. we accept all types of payment method and free delivery available around the world.
@armprakash57432 жыл бұрын
@Annie Le ya sure. We can customize based on your requirements.
@armprakash57432 жыл бұрын
why did i laugh so hard
@77936fief3 жыл бұрын
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@RichosoMemeGomezXd2 жыл бұрын
Same
@harsh95582 жыл бұрын
There's something wrong with us
@sushirollers13342 жыл бұрын
@林幹傑 same
@KaciCooperations2 жыл бұрын
we are gonna burn in hell
@jonathanp.96332 жыл бұрын
I remember when this used to be the most funniest video I have ever seen.
@3lmers_Glue8 ай бұрын
Con eso le sacas hasta el alma🗿
@SoldadoRojoDePelucheXD5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@seadragonpirate81955 ай бұрын
What
@latif363 күн бұрын
@@latif36 with that it takes out even the soul
@SoldadoRojoDePelucheXD3 күн бұрын
"It's not child abuse- it's burping." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Life
@thexd2 жыл бұрын
👍
@Zoro-Is-Lost2 жыл бұрын
Tru
@joyax262 жыл бұрын
True 👍 👍 👍 👍
@vrstuff56132 жыл бұрын
Wow belching!!! 😂
@natalinovaya2 жыл бұрын
The life of art
@xRavioge2 жыл бұрын
"How to make a baby burp?" Google: Hold the baby and pat his back gently Bing:
@aldhikabl4822 жыл бұрын
BAHAHSHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@enzaissodead2 жыл бұрын
This comment will blow up soon
@incognito-kun47582 жыл бұрын
@@incognito-kun4758 +1
@MBRjun2 жыл бұрын
This video is the kind of answer you'll find on wikihow
@SONIA-iz5ld2 жыл бұрын
@@SONIA-iz5ld more like Wikipedia XD
@liyaheartsworth2 жыл бұрын
The design is very human
@mahmudulhasansheshir15388 ай бұрын
"... so I created this baby burping robot, the design is very human"
@joaovb582418 күн бұрын
Baby: doesn't burp Robot: _so you have chosen spinal fracture_
@18squirrelsupmycrack Жыл бұрын
@Fortnite all night Because this isn't that funny
@narrativeless404 Жыл бұрын
@@luhv_g3oeditz ye
@bronball7881 Жыл бұрын
@@luhv_g3oeditz Sure, laugh from infants getting injured Video is funny bc uses a doll
@narrativeless404 Жыл бұрын
THIS. THIS ONE
@i_slayed_hard636 Жыл бұрын
@@narrativeless404 bro im sorry but if you don't laugh at a kid falling down and crying are you a robot?
@18squirrelsupmycrack Жыл бұрын
Machine: violently slaps the baby’s back Baby: *begins vomiting instead of burping*
@zasproductions92582 жыл бұрын
True. True.
@mr.goldenpug34982 жыл бұрын
Not 'Burping machine' its ''BABY VOMITTING MACHINE''. or Baby slapping or.... Plz continue.
@PriyaS-hs8rt2 жыл бұрын
“Baby Punishing Machine”
@kuso_nasu86572 жыл бұрын
It's gonna be vomiting blood
@poshiblitz2 жыл бұрын
@@poshiblitz or if any faster its gonna be his intestine
@PriyaS-hs8rt2 жыл бұрын
People in 1990: “there will be flying cars in 2015!” 2019: B U R P B A B Y
@YUSUFFAWWAZBINFADHLULLAHMoe8 ай бұрын
The design is very human😂
@addy_el8 ай бұрын
"The design is very human." "Very easy to use."
@absolute_perfection Жыл бұрын
138 likes but no reply? Lemme fix that
@BeansDude Жыл бұрын
gago baliw
@YOUR_MOM018 Жыл бұрын
lemme help u
@dr.emmanuelpatrickinwang4247 Жыл бұрын
@@BeansDude Appreciate it 👍
@absolute_perfection Жыл бұрын
Da baby
@Deleted669 Жыл бұрын
0:10 my mom after I get bad test score:
@Dumb-worm Жыл бұрын
I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣
@Crystalthepegasus Жыл бұрын
She’d punch you in the spine?
@wgcds7jyg897 Жыл бұрын
No fr I'm not kidding 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Crystalthepegasus Жыл бұрын
@@Crystalthepegasus she don't punch She slappin to the heat
@ruvty3742 Жыл бұрын
@@ruvty3742 😂😂😂😂😂xDdDDDddDdD
@Crystalthepegasus11 ай бұрын
"No real babies were harmed in the filming of this video"
@monkymonk68 ай бұрын
Спасибо что успокоили
@user-rf6pu3rz4p23 күн бұрын
@@user-rf6pu3rz4p Добро пожаловать
@monkymonk623 күн бұрын
“The design is very human”
@-cherrybomb-758515 күн бұрын
I just watched a baby get it's intestines flattened and I'm literally crying of laughter
@namepending56202 жыл бұрын
same
@tonk_reatomizzed73632 жыл бұрын
Same, but dont know how to feel haTeniT LauGht It AREKBNUAIKSB
@pigwithahat48482 жыл бұрын
I love how this not only burps a child, but it also helps their parents fix their mistake of having a child in the first place
@Mega-Bits9 ай бұрын
There’s nothing wrong with having a child
@LovelyLittleSparkledogs9 ай бұрын
@@LovelyLittleSparkledogs it’s a joke, I’m playing off of the annoyance of how babies cry a lot at night and during the day and young parents struggling to keep up
@Mega-Bits9 ай бұрын
Oh, like your parents. Ok.
@SpookyKabuki2.09 ай бұрын
@@SpookyKabuki2.0*BOOM*
@ninethetwotailedfox9 ай бұрын
@@LovelyLittleSparkledogsit’s a joke
@WilliamAfton420009 ай бұрын
love that gentle hand at the end to let the baby know they're still loved
@mayonnaiseeee5 ай бұрын
Really great! It makes your baby so relax, after than it puts the baby to sleep
@Rawrl318 ай бұрын
Навсегда.
@user-rf6pu3rz4p23 күн бұрын
My mom after watching this: Jesus Christ, that's so terrifying. Poor "the baby" Me after watching this: *laughed intensely 10 minutes straight*
@realspy_boy2 жыл бұрын
*lezz go*
@dancingbirb39652 жыл бұрын
Same i laughed as well. 😂😂
@JesseBallerFusion4Life2 жыл бұрын
Same
@scarlettusagi2 жыл бұрын
@Glory Ngọc she did, but not the "Jesus christ" part (To anyone doesn't understand what we talked about, she's my older sister, and we were talking about our mom didn't say the "Jesus Christ" part)
@realspy_boy2 жыл бұрын
same tho idk why but AHHAJAJAJAKSKSKSKS
@nanaz_9662 жыл бұрын
i wouldn't guess this is a prototype. it's just perfect.
@pxiaxe2 жыл бұрын
Anything to get divorced XD
@Coralalal2 жыл бұрын
@@Coralalal true!
@laynevlogz49222 жыл бұрын
696 likes
@ninnikk69822 жыл бұрын
@@Coralalal bruh
@s.rohith1586 Жыл бұрын
Ready to be sold!
@kuromistan645 Жыл бұрын
“The design is very human”.
@Content_Found0078 ай бұрын
Soon to be found at your local Walmart.
@andyvitale60718 ай бұрын
This is equally impressive funny and horrifying.
@noonewillknow94212 жыл бұрын
Yes👍
@Zoro-Is-Lost2 жыл бұрын
Nightmare
@RueI_I2 жыл бұрын
This is a nightmare
@isoldethepuppy42982 жыл бұрын
😭😂legit
@Void_space002 жыл бұрын
true i think i died of laughter
@Electric_Lol2 жыл бұрын
Tried on my baby. Miss him everyday.
@shortstorykh Жыл бұрын
What? You should have raised it, and gave it gun...
@tommygun4552 Жыл бұрын
💀
@omen3324 Жыл бұрын
Good
@MultiverseRaidenClan Жыл бұрын
Rip
@firexx5636 Жыл бұрын
My deepest condolence.
@richmondlandersenfells2238 Жыл бұрын
Baby burping robot? No, more like a "Start cryin and I'll beat your ass" robot
@triclopsgamer59348 ай бұрын
I tried this, but my baby didn’t wake up
@paisleyabaroa5 ай бұрын
oh he ded 💀
@LennyThePlatformerImpPuppet10 күн бұрын
It will be more interesting if you put "cherry red syrup" instead of "milk".
@Anoth3rChaos2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@user-qh9nt7sv3b2 жыл бұрын
Oh God
@Keeperofsecrets937372 жыл бұрын
I see some problem here😳
@gangms162 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
@xKalphax2 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@zed31282 жыл бұрын
When Your baby wants to burp and don't know how and the mother helps him..
@sovietrussia18273 жыл бұрын
In an abusive-like way.
@catherinebowman77232 жыл бұрын
Actually tha machine does the Helping
@lel68012 жыл бұрын
@@lel6801 I know it does help but it also hurts too. It helps in a more painful way!
@catherinebowman77232 жыл бұрын
@@catherinebowman7723 yeah but no need to worry maam, this machine does not canon in real life
@lel68012 жыл бұрын
@@lel6801 ok. I understand but I was making a joke too, like a joke sequel and the joke was about the 2 different kinds of help.
@catherinebowman77232 жыл бұрын
Thats not a burp.The baby just vomited!
@maxivanov13722 ай бұрын
"The design is very human"
@thelightfold8 ай бұрын
1901: I wish we could see the technological advancements of robots in the future. 2020: *BAby BurPiNg MaCHinE*
@shiloh20012 жыл бұрын
Bro, you were around in 1901? Ahh hell naw, you're old as hell...
Tell me a place where an infant have to pay for his mother's milk
@AnkitKumar-fo2iz2 жыл бұрын
@@AnkitKumar-fo2iz in jokeland m8. U jelly?
@jestfullgremblim80022 жыл бұрын
@@AnkitKumar-fo2iz Like, for real? No where... it's a meme.
@SirPonnd2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the baby said: "Jokes on you I'm into that"
@misci262 жыл бұрын
I have friend who’s into vomit. Not much has affected me
@snackboxone3642 жыл бұрын
I'd be like "Holy shit, you can talk already?!"
@dorothyjosefina2 жыл бұрын
UWU BURP ME DADDY
@randomdudeontheinternet3992 жыл бұрын
Then the hands be like: "Aight imma feed you more, so you can vomit"
@whyamihere39652 жыл бұрын
"dont forget to turn the machine off after the baby burps or stops screaming"
@votpavel8 ай бұрын
I don't think he's throwing up. He's throwing up his soul.
@Tidlsshine_8383kr Жыл бұрын
so he's throwing up?
@ProDriveGamingChannel11 ай бұрын
True, some baby are known to have liquid soul Mine however, more like a moist gas
@andrewj317711 ай бұрын
Actually that's the newest toy from the folks who brought us exorcism me Elmo. This gets the demons out in 1/3rd the time. It has Three modes, baptize, exorcism, and smite. They're still working kinks out of the smite mode.
@commycasty11 ай бұрын
He’s throwing up 70% of his water
@iamsomething615111 ай бұрын
I didn’t know souls existed
@vaulted423911 ай бұрын
It’s so aggressive I love it 💀💀
@dylanisaking2 жыл бұрын
Edgy
@Allstar650842 жыл бұрын
Edgy
@anoelleenjoyer59122 жыл бұрын
edg g h
@MaryMare2 жыл бұрын
Edgy
@KAREN-rm3ou2 жыл бұрын
Edgy
@dinkan32 жыл бұрын
Imagine this is your child
@stanleyvolknosky87078 ай бұрын
This is a great education toy for children! This shows them how not only to burp a baby the right way, but how to turn their spine into liquid!
@ultraviolencedelrey2 жыл бұрын
To liquid bone🤣
@joshuakendrick82102 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KAREN-rm3ou2 жыл бұрын
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕖
@user-ts3nc3jm8u2 жыл бұрын
Xd
@lairop15012 жыл бұрын
IAMOOOO
@explosivetoiletat692 жыл бұрын
"Babies need training for combat " - Sun Tzu , the art of war crimes
@ahuman70102 жыл бұрын
"I wish my owners feed me more" Shih Tzu
@JuanUnitX2 жыл бұрын
I think bady dead 😂
@reachelvinod45582 жыл бұрын
The Baby Was Sleeping But You Awoke Him Which Ended Up In Him Spraying up his internal organs and vomit
@yudaheinzu-7778 ай бұрын
I like how these hands just casually *beat the frick out of the kiddo.*
@literallyuwu2 жыл бұрын
Me too
@pemaculhandalr.o.k58592 жыл бұрын
My eyes: 👁👄👁 what's happening to the baby i-i- 👁👄👁
@skzz4everrz2 жыл бұрын
You just said what's exactly happened in the video 😐
@ssseeeaaannn2 жыл бұрын
I imagine you instead of the kiddo… 🤮🤣🤣🤣
@AiCats72 жыл бұрын
UwU
@Italycountryball3312 жыл бұрын
Mom: poor baby. Me: *dying of laughter for 20 mins*
@elonasejdiu86912 жыл бұрын
Copy cat
@j-qz2 жыл бұрын
Must be a painful death for you
@g4bri3l.2 жыл бұрын
@@j-qz stfu its a copydog
@srephix10092 жыл бұрын
@@srephix1009 no its a copyrat
@homidaapou29382 жыл бұрын
Well i'm not laughing
@gachalover22652 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought "why"? but then I realized the truth. It's genius.
@J.TiberiusKirk8 ай бұрын
People during the 20th century: The future of Robotics Engineering is bright. The future:
@hualll8 ай бұрын
Is this what the humans would call "Child Abuse with machines"?
@wheeljack38992 жыл бұрын
maybe
@surgeslab62722 жыл бұрын
@@surgeslab6272 ok.
@wheeljack38992 жыл бұрын
@@wheeljack3899 baby would most likely vomit while laughing while being smacked in the back
@surgeslab62722 жыл бұрын
@@surgeslab6272 true. I can see that clearly.
@wheeljack38992 жыл бұрын
its called a child abuse baby machine
@sunflowergamergirl1092 жыл бұрын
0:25 I was already losing it but the final spurt at the end just finished me. XD
@tailedgates92 жыл бұрын
U ain't the only one. I literally crying 🤣
@nazz98232 жыл бұрын
İt was hilarious
@dailyofzaynep91292 жыл бұрын
Same
@dreamerlegend40422 жыл бұрын
That's what I like to call the K.O
@valexizhexa17862 жыл бұрын
"The final spurt just finished me"
@gold___er72882 жыл бұрын
❌ baby burping ☑ baby throwing up
@EliseoDavalos2 ай бұрын
I can only imagine the relief I'll get if I use it for my back pain
@rayedaslam8 ай бұрын
Waiter: Here's the bill Credit card: Declines Waiter:
@radenmassaidbaariq57972 жыл бұрын
Better give the liquid back or its perm jail
@mini_tinibrasil34292 жыл бұрын
Ahh 😂😂😂😂
@eveee8922 жыл бұрын
clever girl
@Toasty_0fficial2 жыл бұрын
Back in my day, they used to make you go into the kitchen and wash dishes until the restaurant closes. If the restaurant is owned by a mob boss, sometimes they'll waterboard you using dirty dishwater. And if you don't pay them back, they lock you in the meatlocker until you're frozen solid like popsicle.
@misterkaos.3572 жыл бұрын
The first time i saw this i cried with laughter JUST SO VIOLENTLY CHAOTIC
@klanceklancerevolution33392 жыл бұрын
100% Healthy and safe
@RafaelMachadoYT_4 ай бұрын
This worked and my baby easily fell asleep! AMAZING PRODUCT!
@sunky18595 ай бұрын
Он навсегда уснул? ))
@7days3065 ай бұрын
Mom: This is more for broken bones. Father: Laughing madly.
@user-jf6gw3bq9t2 жыл бұрын
As a former parent, I can confirm this contraption works tremendously well 👍🏼
@CyberGlock18 ай бұрын
Former?
@capncookie11107 ай бұрын
@@capncookie1110yes, of course.
@spelungen6 ай бұрын
I never care about being the 1st and what not. But it is an honor to be the _69th~~_ >=D
@WoozyCool6 ай бұрын
"Former"
@genevievehoskins68295 ай бұрын
Hol' up
@lyndislegion2874 ай бұрын
It knew baby wasn't burpin so it rotated faster.
@ToxynCorvin80088 ай бұрын
This design is very human The design:
@SootiestArc20 күн бұрын
Time to apply this on my niece when she acts like a spoiled brat
@angelablasilopez67182 жыл бұрын
@Pharaoh might aswell be a weapon. I mean cmon' look at it.
@salaarafridi72792 жыл бұрын
@Pharaoh *shows you the scene where Keanu killed a dude using nothing but a pencil*
@valhallaiamcoming13762 жыл бұрын
You are a aunt
@farazshk41052 жыл бұрын
@@valhallaiamcoming1376 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@angelablasilopez67182 жыл бұрын
Time to get a massage
@Coralalal2 жыл бұрын
This is not a baby burping machine . This is soul extracting machine .
@watcher15232 жыл бұрын
Ohh nice one comment 😁
@slashergamerz56962 жыл бұрын
Lol
@subwaytrain27102 жыл бұрын
Ñ
@GtsLoquendo20252 жыл бұрын
Ñ XD
@Imalso5milesfromyourhouse2 жыл бұрын
xd
@MickeyMouseTootsbutBLUEChooCho2 жыл бұрын
"the design is very human."
@cartoonuniverse248 ай бұрын
“The design is very human” ahh robot
@coolmr13 күн бұрын
I love how it starts approaching and spinning menacingly
@andrewhipp47132 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/ntCAmcOPkWNtiGg/bejne.html ,
@rickparsent96322 жыл бұрын
@@rickparsent9632 whot
@andrewhipp47132 жыл бұрын
Мне тоже
@-_-Useless-_-2 жыл бұрын
jojo reference???
@sakurai337002 жыл бұрын
@@sakurai33700 I thought about the same thing
@nathangamingtv4578 Жыл бұрын
I said to my sister we did this with her and she started crying 😂
@RealXylon11 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@saqujart9 ай бұрын
LMAO
@nathminegirl29339 ай бұрын
LMAO
@headsdownharry9 ай бұрын
LOL
@_.Awririchan._9 ай бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Rengokuu9819 ай бұрын
My baby is now paralyzed from the neck down 10/10 would use again
@capncookie11107 ай бұрын
If you use this on your child, CPS will show up to your door for free.
@tambert38978 ай бұрын
Me: *sees baby spitting milk* Me: *laughs* Mom: what is wrong with her.
Mom: **Absolutely terrified** Dad: **Hysterical laughter**
🤣
True
Lol
Is your dad ok-
Thats like me..
tried this on my baby, worked like a charm. doesn’t just get the gases out, even gets the blood out for you
*YOU CAN BUY IT OR IS IT JUST FOR LAUGHT?*
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It burps my baby and makes them go to sleep! My child has been sleeping for a month now ever since I used this 10/10
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🙏
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😂
This is too dark, I can't see anything
私は赤ん坊の頃、食べ物を喉に詰まらせた際にこの機械で助かった者です。機械の制作者には感謝しかありません。
マジかwww
それはとても危険なことではありませんでしたか? つまり、それで死んでいた可能性があります。
No shot bro
成仏してくれメンス
No fucking shot
It makes your baby burp and loose a spine. It's more than what we asked for and I'm happy to buy one.
I’d love to buy one
Me too
THE HUMOR & IRONY IN YOUR COMMENT WILL GO OVER SOME PEOPLE'S HEAD LOL.. BUT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!😯😂💯
Takin the extra mile amirite
Mate, Y Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S S S S Y Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S Y Y EEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEE S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE S S S S S S S Y EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The final little squirt of vomit at the end is just perfect comedic timing.
2w
Imagine someone buys this for there kid not knowing its a joke lol
No kap
Sure is
Mm☺
The Design is Very Human. 👁👄👁
Fr😂😂😂💀💀
0:05 Love how the baby starts shaking in fear when its slowly approaching, even though its a doll😂
ahahahahahahahha
Its the vibration but still i know its a joke
Even the baby doll can sense the imminent demise approaching on the horizon 0_0
U PEOPLE R SICKK😂
Whoever made this. YOU NEED HELP. MAY GOD SAAVE YOU Chile
WatchMojo be like: "Top most brutal baby tortures in History" Edit: This is my first time hitting 5k likes☺️Thank you guys so much.
Haha
Ah yes, a torture made by evil persons such as Hitler. 🪖🧨
Fax
hahahah
😂
"This is a failure, but at least it's funny" -The maker
-Probably who made this
Failure meets the mistake
There is no mistake here ;)
Mission failed successfully
Mission completed unsuccessfully
Watched this years ago , and I’m still laughing my ass off to this day
Thats not a burping baby robot that is a killing baby robot😂
*When the boys don’t have water guns so the gotta use the infant*
@Thy Ghost um-
@Thy Ghost i-
@Thy Ghost um ok- hope he isnt dead-
@Thy Ghost what the fu-
@Thy Ghost the fuck's wrong with y'all?m
I would like to immediately invest into this glorious machine
there's no need to invest. It's already created.
....
@@goofy9144 no, like to invest so you can get the crown of plain withouw the l
Brutal
and the site is in the machine
❌ burping machine ✅killing machine💀
Me: *Laughing my ass off* Dad: what the fuck....
Me -> Dad Dad -> Mom
If this machine burried ..and someone find it 1000 years later.. they would assume that there was baby punishment practice in our era.
🤣🤣💯
Hai I am the seller of this burp machine. If you interested then please reply back for more details.
@@armprakash5743 I want
@@douglasmacarthur3886 Thanks for your enquiry about Baby's burp machine. The cost of this machine is $20,000.. we accept all types of payment method and free delivery available around the world.
@Annie Le ya sure. We can customize based on your requirements.
why did i laugh so hard
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Same
There's something wrong with us
@林幹傑 same
we are gonna burn in hell
I remember when this used to be the most funniest video I have ever seen.
Con eso le sacas hasta el alma🗿
😂😂😂😂😂
What
@@latif36 with that it takes out even the soul
"It's not child abuse- it's burping." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Life
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Tru
True 👍 👍 👍 👍
Wow belching!!! 😂
The life of art
"How to make a baby burp?" Google: Hold the baby and pat his back gently Bing:
BAHAHSHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This comment will blow up soon
@@incognito-kun4758 +1
This video is the kind of answer you'll find on wikihow
@@SONIA-iz5ld more like Wikipedia XD
The design is very human
"... so I created this baby burping robot, the design is very human"
Baby: doesn't burp Robot: _so you have chosen spinal fracture_
@Fortnite all night Because this isn't that funny
@@luhv_g3oeditz ye
@@luhv_g3oeditz Sure, laugh from infants getting injured Video is funny bc uses a doll
THIS. THIS ONE
@@narrativeless404 bro im sorry but if you don't laugh at a kid falling down and crying are you a robot?
Machine: violently slaps the baby’s back Baby: *begins vomiting instead of burping*
True. True.
Not 'Burping machine' its ''BABY VOMITTING MACHINE''. or Baby slapping or.... Plz continue.
“Baby Punishing Machine”
It's gonna be vomiting blood
@@poshiblitz or if any faster its gonna be his intestine
People in 1990: “there will be flying cars in 2015!” 2019: B U R P B A B Y
The design is very human😂
"The design is very human." "Very easy to use."
138 likes but no reply? Lemme fix that
gago baliw
lemme help u
@@BeansDude Appreciate it 👍
Da baby
0:10 my mom after I get bad test score:
I can't breath 🤣🤣🤣
She’d punch you in the spine?
No fr I'm not kidding 🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Crystalthepegasus she don't punch She slappin to the heat
@@ruvty3742 😂😂😂😂😂xDdDDDddDdD
"No real babies were harmed in the filming of this video"
Спасибо что успокоили
@@user-rf6pu3rz4p Добро пожаловать
“The design is very human”
I just watched a baby get it's intestines flattened and I'm literally crying of laughter
same
Same, but dont know how to feel haTeniT LauGht It AREKBNUAIKSB
I love how this not only burps a child, but it also helps their parents fix their mistake of having a child in the first place
There’s nothing wrong with having a child
@@LovelyLittleSparkledogs it’s a joke, I’m playing off of the annoyance of how babies cry a lot at night and during the day and young parents struggling to keep up
Oh, like your parents. Ok.
@@SpookyKabuki2.0*BOOM*
@@LovelyLittleSparkledogsit’s a joke
love that gentle hand at the end to let the baby know they're still loved
Really great! It makes your baby so relax, after than it puts the baby to sleep
Навсегда.
My mom after watching this: Jesus Christ, that's so terrifying. Poor "the baby" Me after watching this: *laughed intensely 10 minutes straight*
*lezz go*
Same i laughed as well. 😂😂
Same
@Glory Ngọc she did, but not the "Jesus christ" part (To anyone doesn't understand what we talked about, she's my older sister, and we were talking about our mom didn't say the "Jesus Christ" part)
same tho idk why but AHHAJAJAJAKSKSKSKS
i wouldn't guess this is a prototype. it's just perfect.
Anything to get divorced XD
@@Coralalal true!
696 likes
@@Coralalal bruh
Ready to be sold!
“The design is very human”.
Soon to be found at your local Walmart.
This is equally impressive funny and horrifying.
Yes👍
Nightmare
This is a nightmare
😭😂legit
true i think i died of laughter
Tried on my baby. Miss him everyday.
What? You should have raised it, and gave it gun...
💀
Good
Rip
My deepest condolence.
Baby burping robot? No, more like a "Start cryin and I'll beat your ass" robot
I tried this, but my baby didn’t wake up
oh he ded 💀
It will be more interesting if you put "cherry red syrup" instead of "milk".
😂😂😂
Oh God
I see some problem here😳
Lmbo
😆😆
When Your baby wants to burp and don't know how and the mother helps him..
In an abusive-like way.
Actually tha machine does the Helping
@@lel6801 I know it does help but it also hurts too. It helps in a more painful way!
@@catherinebowman7723 yeah but no need to worry maam, this machine does not canon in real life
@@lel6801 ok. I understand but I was making a joke too, like a joke sequel and the joke was about the 2 different kinds of help.
Thats not a burp.The baby just vomited!
"The design is very human"
1901: I wish we could see the technological advancements of robots in the future. 2020: *BAby BurPiNg MaCHinE*
Bro, you were around in 1901? Ahh hell naw, you're old as hell...
@@seal3249 time travel
This video was posted three years ago
Looks like a Saw trap 😂😂😂😂
Its a masterpiece where could I but one?
Dude, the doll was trembling with fear 💀
shivering in its timbers fr ☠️
Needs 5 years therapy
More like 10 years
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Fr💀💀
"the design is very human"
Did i just witness a robot burbing a baby doll to death? 💀
Patrick: spongebob we’re not cavemen we have technology technology:
Spongbob : Oh your right ( not even a hour later 10000000000 fish are dead)
"It didn't work"
*hands smack the shit out of the computer*
"Honey what do I do the baby won't stop crying" "Bring out the baby burper 2000"
The baby: **immediatly stops crying**
Coz hes dead
Made me laugh
@@Iconic979ff HI tactmax what are you doing here?
@@Lord_Ebon You know this unknown person?
The design is very human.
Normal people: *That is horrifying!* Nerds: *I need that for my bully!*
This is an amazing discovery. It can literally cure any ailment.
here before 100 likes dabo's comment
YES I AM
Hi
*default dance*
WOAH NOW THATS TRUE
This was a historical moment guys this will goes down in mankind's history
its creepy idk about it going down in mankind history lol
Cruel😪
yes it definitely WILL GOES DOWN in mankind's history
It has already goes down long ago...
As a person with emetophobia i almost cried watching this
This machine is very human.
This machine is very useful for parents when the exam result of their kids come out .😂🤣😂🤣
It's true
Then we will vomit
@@sutrblx5546 good
Not at all ....kids will already cut its wire after coming from axam
Exam
Not only did it solve the burping, but it also solved the sleeping issue too!👍
Yeah, and the baby never cries again 😇
@@masternobody0😂😂
You all aren't funny.
Wait, you mea-
Now the baby will sleep FOREVER, Buy it Now :D!
I wish my parents used this on my brother before he grew up, it would have made their lives 10x easier
"What doesn't kill it makes the baby stronger" ~a wise man
Customer: *Didn't pay for their drink* Waiter/Waitress:
And this is why people are arrested instead
🤣
LMAO
Lmao. Underrated comment
Give the drink back instead
I, too, like to vomit out a white liquid like a windex bottle when I need to burp
Normal human things, right?
You do realize how suspicious that sounds, right?
@@ewanawanga yes, yes i do.
Manifiak
LMFAO
Baby: Drinks mommy's milk *Credit card declined* Mom:
Only in America
@@GenderlessFurry_They-Them this is America
Tell me a place where an infant have to pay for his mother's milk
@@AnkitKumar-fo2iz in jokeland m8. U jelly?
@@AnkitKumar-fo2iz Like, for real? No where... it's a meme.
Imagine if the baby said: "Jokes on you I'm into that"
I have friend who’s into vomit. Not much has affected me
I'd be like "Holy shit, you can talk already?!"
UWU BURP ME DADDY
Then the hands be like: "Aight imma feed you more, so you can vomit"
"dont forget to turn the machine off after the baby burps or stops screaming"
I don't think he's throwing up. He's throwing up his soul.
so he's throwing up?
True, some baby are known to have liquid soul Mine however, more like a moist gas
Actually that's the newest toy from the folks who brought us exorcism me Elmo. This gets the demons out in 1/3rd the time. It has Three modes, baptize, exorcism, and smite. They're still working kinks out of the smite mode.
He’s throwing up 70% of his water
I didn’t know souls existed
It’s so aggressive I love it 💀💀
Edgy
Edgy
edg g h
Edgy
Edgy
Imagine this is your child
This is a great education toy for children! This shows them how not only to burp a baby the right way, but how to turn their spine into liquid!
To liquid bone🤣
Lol
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕖
Xd
IAMOOOO
"Babies need training for combat " - Sun Tzu , the art of war crimes
"I wish my owners feed me more" Shih Tzu
I think bady dead 😂
The Baby Was Sleeping But You Awoke Him Which Ended Up In Him Spraying up his internal organs and vomit
I like how these hands just casually *beat the frick out of the kiddo.*
Me too
My eyes: 👁👄👁 what's happening to the baby i-i- 👁👄👁
You just said what's exactly happened in the video 😐
I imagine you instead of the kiddo… 🤮🤣🤣🤣
UwU
Mom: poor baby. Me: *dying of laughter for 20 mins*
Copy cat
Must be a painful death for you
@@j-qz stfu its a copydog
@@srephix1009 no its a copyrat
Well i'm not laughing
At first, I thought "why"? but then I realized the truth. It's genius.
People during the 20th century: The future of Robotics Engineering is bright. The future:
Is this what the humans would call "Child Abuse with machines"?
maybe
@@surgeslab6272 ok.
@@wheeljack3899 baby would most likely vomit while laughing while being smacked in the back
@@surgeslab6272 true. I can see that clearly.
its called a child abuse baby machine
0:25 I was already losing it but the final spurt at the end just finished me. XD
U ain't the only one. I literally crying 🤣
İt was hilarious
Same
That's what I like to call the K.O
"The final spurt just finished me"
❌ baby burping ☑ baby throwing up
I can only imagine the relief I'll get if I use it for my back pain
Waiter: Here's the bill Credit card: Declines Waiter:
Better give the liquid back or its perm jail
Ahh 😂😂😂😂
clever girl
Back in my day, they used to make you go into the kitchen and wash dishes until the restaurant closes. If the restaurant is owned by a mob boss, sometimes they'll waterboard you using dirty dishwater. And if you don't pay them back, they lock you in the meatlocker until you're frozen solid like popsicle.
The first time i saw this i cried with laughter JUST SO VIOLENTLY CHAOTIC
100% Healthy and safe
This worked and my baby easily fell asleep! AMAZING PRODUCT!
Он навсегда уснул? ))
Mom: This is more for broken bones. Father: Laughing madly.
As a former parent, I can confirm this contraption works tremendously well 👍🏼
Former?
@@capncookie1110yes, of course.
I never care about being the 1st and what not. But it is an honor to be the _69th~~_ >=D
"Former"
Hol' up
It knew baby wasn't burpin so it rotated faster.
This design is very human The design:
Time to apply this on my niece when she acts like a spoiled brat
@Pharaoh might aswell be a weapon. I mean cmon' look at it.
@Pharaoh *shows you the scene where Keanu killed a dude using nothing but a pencil*
You are a aunt
@@valhallaiamcoming1376 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Time to get a massage
This is not a baby burping machine . This is soul extracting machine .
Ohh nice one comment 😁
Lol
Ñ
Ñ XD
xd
"the design is very human."
“The design is very human” ahh robot
I love how it starts approaching and spinning menacingly
kzhead.info/sun/ntCAmcOPkWNtiGg/bejne.html ,
@@rickparsent9632 whot
Мне тоже
jojo reference???
@@sakurai33700 I thought about the same thing
I said to my sister we did this with her and she started crying 😂
LMFAO
LMAO
LMAO
LOL
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My baby is now paralyzed from the neck down 10/10 would use again
If you use this on your child, CPS will show up to your door for free.
Me: *sees baby spitting milk* Me: *laughs* Mom: what is wrong with her.
Is vomit
Oke