DOWN WITH THE QUEEN! | Victoria 3 (with Max0r, Whiskey, Sam & War)
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Thanks to all my mates that joined me for the video:
Max0r: / max0r
Whiskey Project: / whiskey_project
Nearly Sam: / nearlysam
Warpugss: / warpugss
This is honestly my favourite Paradox game of all the new releases. I wish multiplayer speed was a little faster so we could play even more, but the game is mad fun while remaining quite relaxing, even when you're at war. Something about organising an economy until the GDP goes brrrrr always scratches a good itch in my head.
Thankfully 5 speed is LIGHTNING FAST in Victoria 3 so I'm gonna be playing a lot of singleplayer, to be sure.
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the pain anyone else may feel at me forgetting to form the nation will never compare to the pain of me having to be called "New South Wales" the whole game. I hope you all enjoyed, big thanks to Paradox for sponsoring today's video, check out Victoria 3 here and help support the channel: play.victoria3game.com/Rimmy
You merely created the more superior version of Australia. You all know you're New South Welshmen deep down.
New South Welsh Eastern New Guinea is an acronym is severe need of an F.
Dear chairman: While I am obligated to assist your investigation, I ask that you not waste my time with irrelevant questions. My agency is normally unconcerned with such minute directives such as troop reassignment; except, of course, in the most critical of matters.
As a QLDer, I feel your pain and suffering. Also the horror of seeing NSW plastered over Australia (especially over Queensland) is immeasurable. I'd gladly start an American-style civil war if Straya was called "New South Wales".
Thanks for making the most funniest victoria 3 video i have seen😂. keep up the good work Rimmy 🤦🏻♂️ you're awarded with one like and one sub have a great day 😁. You should do more victoria 3 in my opinion 😁
Spontaneous fires always erupt near me whenever I play with rimmy
It’s the power of Australia
It seems the Emus use Napalm now
@@akramgimmini8165 Uh oh
It's sure to effect the trout population
Take the hint Max0r
"I can't believe we're witnessing the british collapse in real time!" *looks at camera*
Hot chip cost more now :(
Bazduko face
For any of us who don’t die during this period it should hopefully get better
Can we stick to the video and game in it and not bring the contemporary politics into the discussion?
too soon rimmy
That giant L in the middle of the USA... bring us such pain
Good morning also that was pretty funny
Silence, brand
👍
You did this… you brought this upon us.
Who else did you sponsor to play this? I need more content
17:51 Rimmy you know Brazil didn't end slavery in real life until 1888 right? He's actually 25 years ahead of schedule
And the following year The Empire turned into The Republic...Brazil...is a weird piece of the World. Trust me,I personally know that better than most.
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 And the War of Independence was led by the son of the King.
@@Sr.Pirulito Oh,I know that. I'm a fellow Hue Hue
they became the de-facto metropole while european portugal was busy sucking, right?
@@unitedstatesofamerica4987 Hue hue hue
"This week in history, Utah was legally traded to Mexico by Mormons in a tax dodge scheme, the leader of New South Wales deafened a hundred delegates with his loud cheers at the opening of the Panama canal, and the King of Brazil was tricked into giving women property rights when he thought he was increasing the workforce by expanding slavery."
Fake news that I wish was real. :(
Emperor* of Brazil
Anyone else read this like it was a Top Gear intro?
@@Riku006 Tonight on Bottom Gear: Tomboy Edition.
King of Brazil sounds incredibly cursed
The idea that the British Empire collapses so fast that Brazil is able to invade Scotland in freaking 1856 is just absurdly hilarious.
2023 brazillian invasion of scotland, prepare
If i be able to play with Grão Pará, I'll definitely go after the british for some pay back
I guess when the British don't come to Brazil, the Brazillian instead come to UK.
23:57 "I'll take on all your debt if you become an arms dealer for me." Rimmy: "... there are over five hundred and fifty million firearms in worldwide circulation, that's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is... how do we arm the other eleven?"
Fing fantastic Lord of War quote, mate. o7
By ending women's suffrage, duh.
@@MrYago-xd7um The hilarous part was then Rimmy looked at the "Feminism" tech... And went the other way, lol
Ah, Lord of War. Fantastic movie.
I see that War has decided, “If you will not come to Brazil, then Brazil will come to you.”
There Will Be Blood Shed.
The Man in the Mirror nods his head
The only one left
16:20 did anyone else die of laughter from that most AMERICAN of screw ups?!
There’s an entire Onion video that’s in the style of an old school news piece where the White House Press Secretary announces that America accidentally overthrew Costa Rica. It’s hilarious
@@chinsaw2727 I mean its happened before.
@@morganrees3603 At least we actually got the right country when overthrowing Hawaii.
@@wildfire9280 Not really. The overthrow of the Hawaiian government was also an accident.
@@morganrees3603 Damn!
"Subjugate Futa" is the best thing i've ever seen in any paradox game. 10\10 would Subjugate again.
I have declared an interest
s u b j u g a t e g i r l d i c k
I love how taken aback they are initially
You mean '10/10 would get subjugated again'
Next game, Subjugate the nearby nation of Trap
It may have cost them their home world, BUT WE FINALLY HAVE VICCY 3!
Now that's a throwback and a half.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Seems like a worthwhile trade.
@@Voidthedeathbringer5 An acceptable sacrifice, for Vicky 3!
And then everything was consumed by the flood...
@@genericname42 *Attempts to sanction the Flood in space UN* *Misses and hits the state fighting the Flood instead* The realism in this game is incredible.
7 British men dying while thousands of Qing soldiers died is one of the China moments of all time. Also, seeing this cursed timeline makes me want to see an alternate history book on it.
7 British dead, 40000 Qing soldiers dead, decisive Qing victory.
I bet you they WERE going to battle, but at the last moment Britain fucked the nope out of there while China shot everything at an enemy that wasn't there, ultimately killing their own soldiers.
The more things change, the more they stayed the same. :0) Great game just off those small details.
Decisive Qing Victory
And the Qing still somehow won that war, because any event where less than a million people die is considered a dull affair for them.
As a Brazillian, watching Brazil invading Scotland is hilarious.
How can you tell that Maxor is part of Rimmy's video? Something close to Maxor has just caught on fire. It happened twice now...
I imagining it's the hardware that Max0r's editing softwares used that his editing were so dank'd that the hardware can't handle it.
16:09 what are even the odds that not once but TWICE maxor would have a fire evac in a Rimmy video 😂
maxor AND rimmy in a paradox game? oh the choas shall be so DIVINE even the choas gods would say "good job"
Inquisition: Did I hear heresy, glass the planet
My favorite New South Wales youtuber ❤
you shall receive australia's highest penalty: the bad shoey
Dear God not the bad shoey
Max0r and Rimmy? Those two alone make for a chaotic game. This is going to be such a treat to watch. Edit: Whiskey is just so adorable in this, she really fits well in the "My last brain cells when" attitude of the whole group. Post Watch Edit: I have no idea what funniest, the names of the territories, all the revolutions, the antics of everyone here(especially Brazil), or Great Britain collapsing.
I'm very proud of the Brazilian hegemony over South America
War could be a good politician in Brazil xD Whiskeys drawing are adorable
Things I learned from this video: -Girls love it when you partition Spain. -Tooling workshops make tools. -Contrary to popular belief, the Dutch are known for their strong tradition of militarism. -Burma was ruled by a guy wearing a Game of Thrones costume. -Only 7 British died in the First Opium War. -It is in fact possible to export liberals (anyone want Austin, TX?) -The Russian Civil War affected the trout population.
And that women are property...
@@oscarlundberg7462 Propertied*
@@hargeongreen435 Aww...
@@oscarlundberg7462 To finish your sentence: Aw yes!
10:32 “POV: your are an Australian having a nightmare.” Truer words have never been spoken
8:41 Rimmy peeps the geopolitical horror.
I only have one thing to say given that whiskey is in the vid. GEKOLONISEERD
Max0r is playing historical accurate Portuguese empire, economic crises for eternity
A malding king teen felt historically accurate as well.
Whom also has an interest in futa...
This brings a whole new meaning to "I'll send you to Brazil"
*Australia becoming a dominion* Rimmy: this is where the fun begins!
Max0r developed an interest in Futa. Tho whiskey seemed a lot more interested 👀
In this episode: The Australian sell copium to the Brazilian market, the Brazilians come up with blitzkrieg and Max0r declares an interest in Futa.
Of course Paradox plans on releasing the game exactly 1 week before my midterm exams. I guess this means I will have to retake chemistry.
Sitting my trusts exam tomorrow that decides my scholarship. I must be strong
I’m lucky I decided to take a gap year
Think of the people that will be messing up their World History exams.
@@earnestbrown6524 Where is Australia? You mean New South Wales?
Rimmy: "You landed in San Salvador, I landed in EL Salvador, we are not the same." I maintain that your stellaris video from a long time ago, I think it was for the Apocalypse DLC, was just a simpsons level prediction, because we have viccy 3 now, and stellaris has the ability to go crisis as the player. Now all thats left is Paradox HQ disappearing.
They were promoting Federations in that, and the thing War suggested was Declaring other empires to be a Crisis. Man I wish I could forget that video just so I could watch it again fresh!
Ah that's right, it was still on the money though, as you can do that as well.
I was already planning to spend my first playthrough as the Dutch, because I figured playing as my homeland of Britain would be WAY too complex to attempt without getting in some experience with a smaller nation first. The exploits of the British AI in this video have firmly cemented that plan as an extremely smart idea!
To incease Rimmy's Dutchness, be sure to keep him stocked up on stroopwafels
Brazil conquered Chile??? That's it I am getting this and becoming the best player in the world out of pure spite.
Least nationalistic Chilean
That time in history when Chile united the entire Americas under one flag, fighting off European colonial powers the whole way. Also industrialized the states as they went.
fun challenge for you recreate the mythic Chilean Empire.
How have you guys managed to recreate the current economic horror of the UK? Im impressed as much as im depressed.
Why does Rimmy’s Victorian Art look like an Isekai protagonist?
Good Ole' Paradox still hasn't figured out the 48th Parallel, you love to see it.
Britain really just having a normal one through this whole game.
I did not expect Burmese representation right of the bat, good job, bruvs
Buddy....
This video really portrays the best parts of playing multiplayer strategy games. Excellent stuff.
ah good to see that victoria 2's tradition of rebel/revolution spiral is still continued in victoria 3
"I can't believe I'm solving the opposition problem by shooting them all" I mean.....there ARE multiple historic precedents for this
The arms industry deal between Australia and Brazil was so coo
"I'm actually going to start exporting Liberals if anyone wants them..." Followed by laughter. Because no one wants Liberals. Until Canada turned communist. :D Also, it's adorable how Whiskey's campaign to turn Rimmy more Dutch is slowly succeeding. XD (Singing her national anthem was super cute.)
As an Australian the sight of New South Wales being the entire country has caused me to develop severe ptsd and I am now in a mental institution
max0r declaring intrest in futa was the highlight of this year for me
Love your vids Rimmy Love from Finland
Torille?
Perkele satana
@@Elfofthedungeon Torilla tavataan
"I can't believe we're witnessing the British collapse in real time!" Rimmy you gotta start focusing on the game not real world politics
18:26 I have a feeling that one whiskey commander it's actually commissar yarrick definitely he's not dead and Max evading the opium war was based
Oh the art is so cool and chibis are so cute! 6:55 Brits have send their best doom slayers
Ionian Island are Corfu , Paxos ,Antipaxos , Zakynthos , Lefkada and Kefalonia
burma is mentioned and he calls the king's armor cool NICE
More of these please the chemistry and the way everyone bounced off each other was hilarious
we should have more content like this, this was epic! thank you for the great vids rimmy, keep on the hard work!
When you wanted Australia but the Queen said you already had Australia at home: *BIGGER NEW SOUTH WALES*
man i love every single one of your videos, they are fun, entertaning and it always make my day.
"I can't believe I'm watching the collapse of Britain in real time" These games are just too silly.
Great video hope to see more of you and the bois having fun
This was INCREDIBLY well edited holy shit. Made this feel so fast paced and intense and engaging wow
This made my day. I always have a good laugh when I watch y'all.
After the planet fell, the secret weapon known as Victoria 3 was unleashed unto the universe(with multiple delays)
RIMMY!! did you know that in Wisconsin, it is illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant? never forget:)
I almost choked reading this while eating a banana bread
@@redacted8983 better than being a horse choking a fire hydrant because that would be illegal:)
he is 11, and he was crowned at 14, fun brasilian facts
this looks so good i cannot wait for it to release
1:29 Just a little context for the situation of Brazil here. Dom Pedro II was too young for rule the Brazilian Empire, so They made a 9 year period that was called “Período Regencial”, which had a group of people ruling Brazil in name of Dom Pedro II.
8:58 "YOU FORGOT UTAH!" I doubt he forgot it, I think he left it there intentionally so that the Yanks can deal with it instead. Honestly, quite based
Would love more of this. Good stuff.
Qing China moment: loses 60k men and while England only loses 8… England still loses…
I look forward to seeing who whiskey voices in the next maxor video.
"Good night if you are..." It's 8:00AM here, but all the same, sleep well tired Rimmy.
Hey cheers mate, thanks for being such a chad and posting a video on this. (Insert other hip thankful phrases that make you want to stab the speaker)
Def the best Vic 3 video so far.
looks amazing, cant wait to purchase $100 of DLC on day 1
The you had slavery this hole time killed me then his response to rimmy made it even better
I won, what compaction did I just won?
Was really fun, more please
I've watched 4 or 5 Vicky3 videos so far today and this was the only one that didn't put me to sleep. Hell of a job well done there, can't wait for the full release!
21:26 Me watching Lizz Truss and the Tories right now:
This was fun, thank you!
"Why are you 11????" -Literally Pedro himself in real life
Yeah, every Australian every winced at the fact that we’d be subjected to the ruthless rule of New South Wales forever.
Atleast the Germans arent doing push-ups on Rimmy’s border this time
17:58 That's actually really good considering actual Brazil only got rid of slavery by 1888, so he's early.
Oh god you can't just hit me with that stealthy "Dear Chairman" Now I gotta go back and watch all of RVB through to Halo 4....
Something about seeing the hegemonic power of england explode violently is glorious to behold.
Jank. (1:31, 15:10) 8:48 North American bordergore never changes. 13:00 Brazilkrieg. 19:49 Cut my empire to pieces... 25:10 "Propertied Women" is going to cause confusion for a while, I feel.
I would love to watch more Victoria 3 with you and the team
The “Dear chairman” fucking killed me.
14:52 "Brazil is in Scotland!" I can't stop laughing omg.
As a Dutch Australian wiskys and rimmys empires make me very happy
Hearing that Brazil invaded Scotland damn near killed me 😂
I wonder if the "standing here" "I just realized-" jump cut was intentional
Honestly been trying the game out and it's kinda amazing honestly.
Cant wait to preorder Vic3 2 minutes before it launch lol
Thanks for another great video! Whiskey being absolutely adorable again, apparently fielding King Dain II Ironfoot of the Dwarf Kingdom as one of her commanders. Sam: "General Robert E. Lee may have died in the Mexican-American War." Oh, glad to hear at least something good came out of that war.
Another video to binge
"Yu had slavery this whole time!?" That's actually accurate for Brazil. Early, even. Last American state to abolish it, later than the USA.
European Superpowers- (creates and redraws border nations to maintain continental stability for centuries) Rimmy and friends- (Turns Europe and rest of the world into an absolute fustercluck)
The fun thing about this is that in this timeline, Brazil STILL ended slavery earlier then they did in real life.
Wow. I kinda melted when he zoomed in on Utah and the valley in west Colorado I was raised in was visible on the map
Loving the anime avatars everyone gets. It goes without saying that Whiskey is adorable but Warpigs is looking rather dashing, and everyone else looks like they are capture targets in a well put together dating game lol.