Professor Clemmons stops by to perform a checkup and some A.S.M.R. on you, his favorite patient out of all the Arkham Sanitarium residents.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
ASMR videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to relieve their anxiety, stress, insomnia, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, to serve as a study aid and more.
When ER stares into the abyss, the abyss looks away.
nice
+Alex Gesiakowski The abyss gets tingles.
+Alex Gesiakowski plot twist: uncle E IS the abyss!
and blushes
+PimpDaddy Deadpool "I-It's not like I was looking at you or anything!..." *blushes harder
the intro was so ridiculously cool
Agreed
I have to admit sometimes I don't even watch your videos for asmr, but just to appreciate this unique form of art you've somehow created with it
Sometimes I have weird self-aware moments when I lie in bed at night next to my sleeping husband and realize I have headphones in and some strange man whispers me to sleep every night....... what even is asmr
Something millions of people do that nobody knows of. Don't worry about it, because literally all of us have gone through it haha
yess
+K4inan "these hoes aint loyal"
+K4inan Hey, I'd be all for it if my husband was willing to whisper in my ears and tap things next to my head for an hour every night.... but I guess a girl can't get all her needs satisfied XD
+StellatheSmaragdine haha so true
"Cause I'm N I E T Z S C H E, And I'll end any mother fucker like my name in a spelling bee!" - Nietzsche Epic Rap Battles of History 2015 - Easter Philosophers vs Western Philosophers
+Harperlarp Haha! I think you meant Eastern, not Easter! xd
t h e s a g e 哲 I regrets nothing!
Harperlarp I regrat nutting eather!
Give us that small loan of a million tingles already
*listening* Wow, I think I'm a human in this rp! Clemmons: Let me listen to your heart....how many do you have again? Me: Darn it!
Human master race
Maybe you're a time lord
You were....experimented on. Perhaps in your sleep.
just because of the hair, I feel like this is a younger Dr.Clemmons.
that may be. certainly, Rift World dose not always follow a specific sequence. it a fun to think about
+Thomas Callear| *does *it's fun to think about.
+CM Cardenas wow thanks so much for that dude
+Alvaro Faz yeah he is only 265 in this one
That quote at the beginning gave me chills, and all I could think about was Dark Link when it came up. I've always liked to think of Dark Link as the embodiment of Link's inner darkness manifested by Ganon to kill him
no...?
+Cameron Reyno Actually I was more of the opinion that Shadow link is Link's desire to be free of the eternal cycle in which he's forced to defend hyrule, and would covet the triforce for himself instead. He's literally a slave to the goddess that Zelda represents, and without understanding, very like has formed an alternate personality who resents this constant service with zero rewards at the end. Though, link and hyrule are magical enough in nature that such a dark entity can be physically made whole.
And that's the point of a theory. interesting way of thinking about it. Kinda cool
+Luke Thomas (IrishPie101) what.. what the fuck are you talking about
+Tilly Edwards I like it
The opening quote made me think of Bloodborne and how I'd love to see another Bloodborne RP - the first one was awesome!
Was thinking the exact same thing
+Spenfen First one? Where?
pls
+Spenfen That would be awesome actually!
which was the first one I must of missed it
5:20 that intercom was so cool. You're really bringing the whole Asylum as a place to life.
He's truly an artist man... That was pretty cool XD
I opened up the video then got distracted by another tab so when you finally walked in I was like "WHO'S THERE, WHAT'S THAT SOUND?!". That's some 3D audio for ya.
This is such a wonderful throwback to your first Clemmons vid.. I keep having flashbacks and chills. Amazing job!
When I saw the hair, my eyes got real big. It's surprising, but really nice. You look very handsome and, like, 20-ish! Thank you for the videos, Uncle E!
You are the KING of roleplays. Love it as always
Damn, Ephemeral Rift, I'm impressed. Thee hairstyle, the intro, the intercom, everything about this is absolutely brilliant! It genuinely makes one feel that they are actually in the Sanitarium, interacting with your ingeniously crafted character- I mean, staff members, and it's almost an honour to be.
😃😃😃😃😃 professor clemens is my favourite doctor! I m french and I dont understand everything because I dont speak english very Well but he always relax me ( I listened "the New arrival" 50times or more! to fell asleep ) ER you are a real artist and a great actor. Your work is perfect, very relaxing and often funny😁) , thanks for all your videos !
Your English is looking great so far! Keep up the good work.
Je m'attendais pas à croiser un français dans les commentaires
It's ten past Four, I'm drunk and I need some sleep, what pops into my subscription box? Thank you jebus.
Thank you thank you thank you! I have been looking forward to another Clemmons video so much!
I love the world you've created within your videos. That level of creativity is one of the reasons you're a favorite asmrtist of mine.
I really enjoyed this one. Professor Clemmons's way of speaking is very relaxing. I guess if I were to pinpoint it, I also really like the simplicity. This reminds me of some of your videos I watched a couple of years ago. The black and white combined with the personal attention works perfectly. Such a great style. Thanks for the video!
I just wanted to take the time and say that i really appreciate all the hard work you put into your videos; it shows!
Still waiting for "Relaxing with Trump - Make ASMR great again"
Hahahahahaah
+Bytegeist We're gonna build a wall....Quietly...
It's gonna be yuge!
I'm personally looking for "Relaxing with Shrek." Tingles are like onions.
Thalins Genohan you know I wouldn't be against that lol
Fantastic job again Mr. Rift, amazing intro and timing. Keep up the fantastic work!
Awesome, I appreciate the consistent quality of your work.
Professor Clemens has always been my favorite character. I was very excited to see another video with him.
Awesome stuff. Thanks for everything, ER!
When Corvus calls me his favorite patient, i find him charming and quirky... When this guy calls me his favorite patient, i feel like i should find a way out of this room ASAP.
What if Clemmons is ERs real last name, but he pretends it's just the name of a character so no one will expect it?
Hmmm Paul Clemmons?? Not sure, it could be but I kinda doubt it.
It's Manley. Hence Manley asmr
+5Star makes sense
Pretty sure his last name is Arkhamasylum..
Next level
You've outdone yourself again ER. I rarely get tingles, but when I do it's always from your channel. Thank you for taking the time and effort you put into these role plays. They are the only way I fall asleep anymore
Woah, the hair! Liking the style man, and love the videos as always. Keep up the good work :) your vids have gotten me through a lot of rough times. Always brings a smile when I see you have a new video posted.
i feel like the arkham sanitarium is going to end up like one of those creepy vault experiments from fallout where they tell all the patients that they are their favorite until they all figure it out and murder each other
The idea of being Prof. Clemmons favorite patient makes me wayyy giddier than it should lmao!
you're just amazing at what you do. your role plays are ALWAYS on point. keep it up ! :D
I love your intro and the creativity of this video. This was both exciting & relaxing
This to me is the best one by far I don't usually get the tingles at all or if I do they aren't strong nor last very long but something about this video affected me often and really effectively. THANKS ER
This gives me so many tingles!! When he starts talking terminology, my tingles get more intense. Your voice is my ASMR! Thank you for this video!!
this reminded me of the beginning of the movie "Pineapple Express". it also reminds me of every flashback video memory in movies of doctors testing things out on human subjects. good video, mate.
I only just started watching but the cadence of your voice in the beginning is just perfect.
When ER gazes into the abyss, the abyss blushes.
This video and Visiting Hours with Professor Clemmons give me the best tingles and make me fall asleep fast. The voice volume is just perfect!
I love your rift you always do the highest quality
just passing by to say thank you again for all the effort you put into these videos and the relaxation we all get from this. This is literally making my life better! I may not have much stress, insomnia or something similar, but this helps me so much to just calm down from the world around me! I hope you are also doing well.
+bEeFy949 Well I'm glad to hear. And thank you, I'm doing well, I hope you are too!
You're a very good actor, the different roleplays are so accurate!
I haven't seen that quote in like forever dude!!! Thanks for the school nostalgia
Ahhh~ Another well done video by my favorite youtuber, and one with Clemmons to boot!
That beginning eye shot was amazing!
11:54 OMG WTF WAS THAT (Edit) To this day it still gets me lmao
I know it gave me a heartattack
Arkham Sanitarium Method of Relaxation..... best name ive heard for asmr all year so far
Jesus christ the intro was too cool
Master rift! Please do more whispering mandalas those are absolutely amazing! Thank u for everything man 👏🏼
I was missing Professor Clemmons so much!
That intro was dope how you had the info pop up and the summary part! NICE WORD PLAY!! I come watch this all the time so! Easy rifting
Still my absolute favorite channel on KZhead. We will all cherish you Rift!
I'm not usually one to watch the video, but the intro had me mesmerized. Well done
OMG thank you so much. Old school professor clemmons, Im already excited :)
congrat for 200k sub great job :)
Does anyone even remember the last time we saw Rift with hair like this?
I didn't even know he had hair like this
I didn't even know he
I didn't even know
+Brian Blake Sorry, thought I'd just ruin this
Tom Fegredo well fuck you too buddy I hope you get a hernia
That was one heck of an intro, bravo Rift!
i always come back to this one, even 7 years later lol
Your hair gives it such a relaxing vibe. Sensational.
Loved the quote at the beginning
Your hair and beard looks awesome. #dontahave
Don't a have
#don'tshave
+Taming Gaming #donttry
Ikr
Can't relate
rift is the casey neistat of asmr
True
+RocquetMan ehhhh... I dont know if I can agree. Casey is a GREAT man !
wow yes
+Whisper4President why is he?
Jude he is a visonary
Yay my favorite quote. Great video btw
That loud noise at 11:53 really tripped me up lol... I'm in my bedroom alone with sound blocking headphones and I thought my roof was caving in or something. I had to replay that 3 times just to make sure. xD
why wouldn't you be in your bedroom alone?
+тψт Раяаdιsе A partner? A child? Lots of reasons
Not my usual preferred ASMR but your opening quote has me intrigued!
Wonderfully relaxing. Found the lampshade sequence to be particularly effective. Thank you for sharing this with us. On another note. "I'm Professor Clemmons and this is my favorite patient in the Sanitarium." Just thought to share that I couldn't not think of that near the end of this one.
your best work yet rift, in before it goes viral!!!
The echoing part is so good....
Rift you are just awesome. Thank you very much for your videos.
That was a great eye opener.
your voice always calms me :-)
Right on time!
Amazing. Prof. Clemmons os the best.
Usually I don't like asmr, but found an audio clip on Google play music, and i love this and the lore that you added which makes it so enjoyable, I wish I found this sooner TwT
Great job ER! The look and the slow tired speaking really set the mood of the video
I love this vid! And like a lot of other people I see in the comments, I think your hair looks great with this style!
I love the opening quote.
I have to say that quote at the start really spoke to me.
This is PERFECT
Fantastic!!! Thank you
Relax with Cave Johnson. (Portal 2)
your new look is completely adorable. two thumbs up my friend.
without the glasses on you'd look like dad from fallout 3
Strange, I don't think he looks dead. :D
Damn E.R. I just cant quit you lol
GREAT VIDEO just lik all the rest still by far my fav. asmr video make ever
ER you nailed it sir👊
That opening quote though... 👌👍👍👍
I like to think that all of these different characters are all different realities and possibilities that have come together through the rift. And this account is our realities version, who is able to see what the others do, but not directly meet them.
Except for everyone named Clemmons since they mention each other in their videos occasionally
Nice, as always
I need studying, but the only thing that i can think is in going to bed as soon as possible. This video really works. Great job, Rift! Xoxo~❤🎈
When i heard code blue i could only imagine dr runing around in his bird costume :D
Perfect timing!!
Right when I was about to sleep as well xD
I keep coming back to your videos everytime i watch videos and a goddamn jumpscare comes up to calm me down it really helps i apprechiate your work man ! #Adblockoff
amazing. uncle rift, you're definitely the best. keep it up!! don't ever stop lol.
+ASMR Boosters It is uncle E.
Love the lampshade "effect"
Did ya hear that guys?! I'm his favorite!
That Cthulhu tapping was great
I feel like the Clemmons' would make great plainswalkers. They all seem pretty dang powerful, too.