Making the LONGEST Creature in Spore | The tale of Long Boi
In Modern Society, it is said that there is a bias towards tall people. What would happen then if I used Spore, the 2008 life simulation game by EA and Maxis, to create and evolve a creature that is longer or taller than any creature ever before? will my specimen prosper or will it be blown over by the wind? with the challenge set, I began my hardcore, speedrun, no cheats, no hacks, trickshot, 100% skill gaming adventure.
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[ I realise this video is pretty bad so I'm sorry about the low quality and unfunny jokes, I wasn't really feeling it with spore this time but hopefully by experimenting with other games I'll come up with some more ideas :) ]
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I have been summoned
You have, and must I say, long boi, you need to become longer! I have seen Longfish that is longer than you!
oh god long boi has been summoned
The one and only has been summoned, for he is a _l o n g b o i_
Lol
Noice
OPEN UR EYES THE WORLD IS LONG
AND THE MOON IS TALL
Tru dat
YES WE'RE STARTING A NEW CULT
Longgggggggggggggg
THE WORLD IS WIDE
I love how it sounds like a nature documentary
Yes.
This is WIDEley agreed upon
The music when Long Boi was being elongated was oddly hilarious. It made the Long Boi seem HEAVINLY
I love that hes microscopic and he thinks "yea that's about the size of a pringles can"
This the comment i was searchin for
Same
@@markie_2855 same
He was just that *long*
But how does it have eyes
who's gonna tell him that you can make bodies longer by adding limbs and removing the hands-
centipede long boy?
@@peeblekitty5780 no, but you can make bodies longer by adding a limb onto the end, I recommend speed creating videos by dark edge, they have a lot of that
and that the first stage is mainly microscopic so he isn't the size of a pringle can
@@Mafia_Bean r/ihavereddit sus
@@Mafia_Bean no no its not
0:50 fun fact the earth isn’t completely round and is shaped more like a oval. So he’s actually a little bit right unironically. Edit: Open your eyes the world is long 😵💫
Paers are bad drivers cus the only have short arms
6:44, *Swordland intensifies!* xD
I will never forget the moment when I was almost eaten by a giant creature in Spore, but it glitched and launched me into the air so fast, that it fired me into an orbit around the map
That’s honestly amazing
in creature stage the epics throw you a lot. maybe that happened but glitched out? nice
Space stage early???
when you accidentally skip tribal and civilization stage
*I believe I can fly-*
that elephant creature is so adorable
yes
He’s adorable because he needs a job not just being someone’s measure
Their one of my fav creatures, I even put some on a storybook lol laney once cuz they fit the theme so well and I adore them.
u also have a chibi pyyra pic, u have an exellent taste in cute things! WHYYYY PYRRA....WHYYYYYYY
I love how they do the Mr. Krabs type walk
As someone who is tall for their age, I can confirm he is a long boi
1:24 there's one thing I hear in my head when I hear those bagpipes... "DUNNAE FOOKIN' TAUCH ME YAE POUSH PRIKK!" - Gloria "Shield" (Pokémon Sword/Shield female protagonist)
“Some sort of crab began to attack my size comparison elephant” That an A+ sentence
💀
Yes
Imagine being the elephant. Only used as a measurement of how tall your friends are, you live in the sad sad life of being a short boi.
He a cutie doe 😳
WAIT TILL HE STANDS... Wait I mean WAIT TILL HE ROTATES 90 DEGREES UPWARDS
Anyone gonna talk about the elephant sized bushes? The rocks that must be stories tall? The grass the size of the elephants legs? Also, let us not forget, the elephant sized egg. Also, not to be a downer, but realistically, they would break their neck over time if they used it as a whip. Also, the long neck is much easier to grab, meaning predator's can easily get the neck, and because it is so thing, decapitate Long Boy. And for Wide Boy, it could easily be caught up to, and killed because of its shape. It would not be quick enough, nor have any defenses to prevent this.
@@GeorgianPapist514 maybe it’s a miniature elephant,
Can relate, I'm the elephant for my taller irl friends.
I never laughed so hard watching Spore, this was brilliant! 🤣👌💯
As a tall person, i love altitude sickness.
''we were able to use our necks in some sort of a whipping motion'' Yes, that is in fact how giraffes fight.
Ikr
Open your eyes the world is Long
giraffes only really use their necks and horns against other giraffes, in self-defense they just kick predators to death
@@lred1383 they stomp you into submission im sure some weird people like giraffes because of this
what of you used limbs to increase length even further beyond
Why does it make me happy to know that people remember those old tricks?
@@monstermaker73 maybe nostalgia
Good idea
@@kingpanguan Most likely. Just good to know I'm not the only person who still loves Spore.
Or,use a neck and tail
Long boi's tale was beautiful, I love this lil snake guy! This is my favorite tale
sad he died tho
Loving the Spore content.
The world may be long but it makes up for it by being fat
¦/
Well said, truly you are one who understands.
So, it's still round. It always has been. Do not question it you peanut-brained slugs of hoomanns that are flat-earthers
@@azazelblackfire816 Did you honestly did not get the joke?
@@azon7266 Oh, I understand it perfectly. I just didn't wish to waste the chance to shite on the flatearthers.
WOOHOO WORM ON A STRING IN SPORE
🗿
OoOOOoOoOoO
Yes
Reminds me of how I'd always try to make huge spore creations to rival those giant creatures you'd sometimes see roaming around.
I’m laughing so hard just about 1/3 of the way through the creature stage 😂😂
if you want to be long, be a titan and be long.
Rod reiss? Erens skelly titan?
Roddy
ATTACK ON LONG TITAN!!!!!!!! Best new longime
Beartold
be cloverfield paradox
Man, I sat on the toilet and peed uncontrollably. I'm a little too drunk, but his video helped bring me joy.
very much appriciate the virtual riot chroma outro
I don't know what this channel is. But you had me at "OPEN YOUR EYES, THE WORLD IS LONG"
ROBERT E. O. SPEEDWAGON?!!!!!!!!
Open thy optics, for ye earth be enlongated.
@@you9344 Thyne eyes are closed?! *THEN THYNE WORLD IS SHALLOW*
OPEN YOUR EYES THE WORLD IS LONG
You could have weaponized the creature by putting spikes along the length of its body, creating L O N G P O K E
That was some real Quirked Up Wide Boy at the end there
There was some kind of glitchy way you could make bigger creatures than intended. I forget how it worked exactly but if you kept resizing and placing body parts it was possible to extend the boundaries of the creature creation box and make true glitchy looking monstrosities in the game.
1:18 This explains why The Scotsman from Samurai Jack is so tall
Lol
@@notsoaveragegames7767 yeah lol . . . Read more
@@shorky._png i hate you ...Read more
@@h2squared ha did not fall for that! >:) YA THIS ONE IS REEEAALLLL!!111!!!111!!
The read more are too white to fool anyone
Ah yes, cells are as long as a Pringles can
Rarely known Fact
aKshUalLY, motor neuron cells can get pretty long, even longer than Pringles can. Look it up!
Yes
considering that unicellular amoeba that has about a meter of diameter, it might be uncommon, but its most definitely possible
What, yours arent?
The anniversary of this is magical
Oh my god this video made me laugh so hard I was crying
3:34 BogBoy: "In fact these two elephants were so embarrassed by our size that they began to piggyback eachother just to try and reach our height!" Elephant: *_SHOVES OTHER ELEPHANT INTO DIRT_*
this is so cute
@@herald246 ah yes, an elephan trying to bury another elephant alive is very cute.
Aw xd
3:31
🤣 Hahahahahaha
Happy to know Spore still is relevant in 2021, it's underated
let's not forget it's also underdeveloped xD
Best game ever and long bois
ive been playing it since 2018 and i still think it is amazing
@@lesliewessling4714 maxis dosent have the rights to update it anymore and ea dosent care to
@@eugenekrabs141 EA truly sabotaged Spore
“OPEN YOUR EYES THE WORLD IS LONG” is what BogBoy said and he was correct. The Earth actually squished a bit making it more wide than long. Good job in learning space science BogBoy.
'I didn't do it for you'
BE LONG AND STRONG BROTHERS, OUR TIME WILL COME
Shhhhhh im secretly a worm larger than harbour bridge
@@fleersaado5869 PFFFFFFFF HAHAHA
HOOOOOO!RAAAAAAAAAAA!
#LONGEARTH 4EVER
Speech 10000000000000000000000000000
people say spiders are ugly so can you set out on a journey to make spiders cute please
kumo desu ga, nani ka? watch it :3
@@fishbotsid9771 agreed
Lucas the spider
I'm insulted...
i want this to
"OPEN YO EYES, THE WORLD IS LONG! "
So that's where these memes about borzois originaly came from!
Alternate title: "I created Chile in spore"
😂
Underrated comment right here
Chile, anyways so....
Im from Chile and I love this comment
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I’m glad us long earthers have finally been recognized by a very respected source.
Indeed
I am I long earther
They're are literally dozens of us!
Cap
Why won‘t the others realise, that all the pictures ever taken of the earth from space are just conveniently of the ends of the long earth?
Open your eyes Sphearthers, the earth is *LONG*
being long is basically one of the first thing you'll become when entering a blackhole because of the gravity of the blackhole pulling you
Long boi: O O O o o o o 。 。 . . . .
HOW
Sus chat
Long b- O O O o o o o 。 。 . . . . i :)
Whaaaaaaa tu buh huuuh!
LO O o o o o ° ° ° . . . .
Next: making the shortest creature in spore
I would just be a tiny dot
ball
The shortest creature… so me?
I did that once. Two vertebrae, a mouth and two eyes, and that was all.
we all know, the longest of them all doesn’t have long in the name, but it’s indeed the CAT
are we just gonna ignore the LONG BOI the hecking MASCOT of this VIDEO
"Tall people get altitude sickness" Someone got bullied in school
Either that or he's the tall boi
this is exactly how i use to think as a 7 year old with spore lmao you literally recreated some of my creations
I like and subscribe every video you make
This need a serie
"My objective is beyond your understanding" - Long boi
"My intentions are longer than your understanding" - Very Long boi
The main takeaway I got from this video is why tall people keep me around.
SIZE COMPARISON HUMAN
The noodle neck finished me XD
That, that was art
Friend: ''Why do you love Spore so much?'' Me: ''Yes''
SAME BOIIIIIIII
Yes
yES
Top 10 saddest anime deaths #1 Wide boi
I love that in the beginning Long Boy looks like a sentient noodle
yes yes yes the best upload ever
I like how spore is still getting played and viewed a lot even though its old. Lol
What? People play good games even though they are old?!?
I like how people still like to use the wheel even though it is old. Lol.
@@loafbunmerp8050 I like how people still use the internet even though its old. Lol
It's not that old
@@tcg1_qc I like how people still use earth even though it is old. Lol
As a long boi, thank you for spreading awareness of our difficulties, like being attractive, reaching high things and just overall having an easy life.
back problems have entered the chat
@@formerdumbkid thats one draw back, life is pain, I need a chiropractor
@@monkeybone129 *altitude sickness*
@@monkeybone129 hello Carl wheezer
@@ProfRolf hello Daniel
You made me laugh so hard i can't breath🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that little elephant is just perfect
"this is the longest we can go" >not knowing that you can use a singular limg as a tail and stretch the creature even longer
Every time I watch a spore video, I always think “it can’t get any more cursed than this” I was wrong
OPEN UR EYES THE WORLD IS LONG! HEAR ME, PEOPLE!
BogBoy dont worry youre our favorite shortking.
Everybody gangsta till epic long boi shows up
2 days before Codenane: longboi reaches earth. ------------------- Humanity has given up hope, we are all done for, this is the end.
no more likes, we have 69
I’m your hundredth like
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I'd forgotten how great Spore was. I remember making a species of giant carnivorous spacefaring chipmunks.
I made a few, A moth bird creature A kinda dilophosaur fish creature A few dragons A furry And the all mighty *Pokey boi* , the adorable creature that was so tiny yet was so adorable no one could harm such a perfect creature.
I tried to do King Kong last Tuesday, but his chin fused into his neck when he turned his neck, leading to his rechristening as Thing Wrong. And then there were the flesh-colored shark men...
@@hollowknightfan2379 Flesh-colored sharkmen sounds like something from a David Cronenberg/Doctor Who crossover.
Wow
Once I made a creature witch nobody survives with it near it
I like how you referenced walking with dinosaurs
I was inspired by you, so I played spore some, and I made a pretty cool looking scorpion creature.
dem elephant bois cute af
I love how it sounds like a documentery
0:17 bro i noticed that T pose kuma and i just cant 😭🤣
"Windsocks" I think you mean the wacky inflatable arm flailing tubeman
2:50 observe the mating rituals of the lesser-spotted sentient broomstick.
“Like one of those wind socks floating outside of motorways” THE WHAT
They are called wacky waving inflatable arm waving tube men
Didn’t I do it for you Didn’t I do it for you When all I do is for you Kermi
bogboy: L O N G B O I me:W O T
You can use limbs as a tails/ necks to make your creature even longer. And a big spike at the end of the tail to make it e v e n l o n g e r.
"tall people get too much attention so lets make long people" *3 minutes in* "so yeah we're gonna make it really tall instead"
Fun fact: the world is actually long, but not by a lot. The earth is stretched ever so slightly by the gravitational force of the moon (I think)
Ah yes, the creation of the Long John donut has been explained
Missed spore, I want them to make a new one so bad
I feel like Spore is perfect, but it just needs that TINY bit of detail to feel like a legitimate game. Broken animations, variety in homeworlds, some visual effects (especially lighting effects just being images and not actual light). And that's what makes it hard to make an actual Spore 2, because there's so much yet so little to actually change.
@@cobinasaur I feel like the creature creator could be optimized. I'd love some categorization for creatures outside of their diet, things that would affect their behaviors and environments. On my game I've created a bunch of animals that I would intend to have as tribal species and higher; and I've created several species I intend to be wild animals, but there's no real way to determine that. Expanding city and tribal stage could be a possibility as well adding more features like a farming system in tribal and a fuller fledged economy in city stage.
Do u not realize that the makers of spore shut down
@@dinah3260 ea make it
thats who published it the actual maker of it shut down mostly due to differences of his idea to help kids imagination grow and EA''s drive to protect the product witch ultimatly made it harder for kids to access witch completly disregards the makers idea
"I'm so glad you're safe little elephant, for a moment there I wouldn't know how tall I was" Taking this line, thanks!
Hunter: "what the hell is that" Sees snakes with legs Random person: "kill it with fire" Than sees snakes with wings Everyone: "run" "run just run for your life"
We all know it's called the ultrawide long-earth
“I wish our arms were like that.” - a pear
Wow... this actually unlocked a childhood memory. I used to play this game but forgot what it was called. Me and my sister gave up the search years ago lol
Are you now playing and enjoying it? I get that feeling very well! I was searching for decades (take that literarily) for the game Zombie Dinos from Planet Zeltoid.
The world isn’t round. Nor is it flat. It is LONG
OPEN YOUR EYES THE WORLD IS LONG. IT’S NOT FLAT, NOT ROUND, IT’S LONG
No need to destroy my self-esteem in the first 10 seconds, man
This game was so great back then, I’d love to see spore 2 coming out!
I think maxis got shut down or something so idk if that’s ever gonna happen and plus ea’s uh… not know for being the best nowadays
me too
There’s a shitty spore ds game
@@zay_rat8942 Sadly true if we ever get a spore 2 it wont be made by the same people anymore.
Boy boi makes long creature that is as long as as the sun
Petition to long boi enter smash and his final smash should be he extends into his final mightiest form and then use his body as an weapon
Just wait until thrive adds creature stage Then he'll be able to use EVEN MORE ADVANCED technology
thrive is epic
Wait what’s Thrive?
@@Mystery-Wolf it's an in development game which is basically supposed to be a more realistic and expanded spore. Currently it's only in its cell stage.
@@mcvibing2785 thrive has been in the cell stage for years, it is a scam that will never leave the cell stage
@@Mystery-Wolf basically realistic spore