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Half an Orange - Given Up: • Half an Orange - Given...
The reason tachanka is not in mortal combat is because he is not mortal
I have never been so proud in a comment before
Who would win... Shaggy vs tachanka
Plazma Shockzz ... Doc’s forearms
Plazma Shockzz none of them can. So they have to join forces
@@s.bregnest2857 true dat...
Doc: *Rips off sleeves* *Pillarman theme plays*
Ah yah yah yah yaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*pose-flexs*
Fuccin yessss
Is ThAt A jOjOs ReFeReNcE
Awaken my masters
Remember when badgers said the Australian operator should throw a box of spiders, well...
Well, one got webs, ther other one literal spiders. So, Badger:1 , Everyone else -45 I guess.
F to pay respect to ash mains
@@frazermorgan2257 That implies that I have any.
I’m muh gurd ya rurt
No, just throw a JACKED kangaroo
7:25 that Sledge just T-posed on you from the grave
I was checking to see if anyone else saw that too lmao
Sledge got crucified.
@CONNOR MCCREIGHT what's your religion?
Yes, yes he did
Lol
Doc out here blocking bullets with his forearms like Wonder Woman
Doc: Operator Forearms
Weeb huhuyuhuuihhuoihuuuhiiuuuooiuuuuyhuuhihhhuhuu
uuh
Weeb iuuuyuyiiuihuuiuuu
iuuuwe uuuuuuhiutuh
*[rages in war criminal]*
Gets dabbed on by ela
Rages in Badger
Rages in fuze not killing the hostage
Damn beat me to it
*blyat*
"Do No Harm" Doc: **crushes your skull**
"Sometimes the only way to save a live..." **headhsots entire enemy team with silenced p90** "Is to take one" or five..
With his thighs
2:53 *when u stub ur toe*
Sup bud
badger: talks about getting head shot after head shot. *every single time it’s ash* hmmmmmmmm
This is beyond science.
I thought ash didnt have a head (hitbox)
Just goes to show how strong Doc’s forearms are
The p90 is that good
Tachanka ain't no Demigod. He's just a *GOD*
Pure godlyhood
Not A god, THE GOD
Requis is the only Demi god
Corrrction hes not demi god nor THE GOD he is the god of gods,destroyer of teams and savior of the casuals
Correction: he is god
Now I wanna see Doc bench-press Kapkan, Rook, Montagne, and Gridlock all stacked ontop of each other.
No, curl them
7:26 when sludge died he t-posed on the wall like Christ.
I can taste the war crimes through my monitor.
A Badger siege video? *this is beyond science...*
Aestify - Gaming Sunflowers are yellow Roses are red Omneowa no shidoru You’re already dead
he hasn’t done one in so long he call The Lord a demi god.. HE IS BEYOND GOD!!
Aestify - Gaming YEET
Truly would be in 2022
0:13 that was the most daithi Dr nogla laugh ive ever heard.
Badger: Oh.... You're approaching me? IQ: I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer.
Heresy
I don't get it ( I get the JJBA tho)
@@futur3109 IQ can't beat the shit out of him without coming closer
To all those single on Valentines day, Rainbow Six is there for u And loves u unconditionally
Uhhh... Until on the killcam you see blood spurting from the Ash's forehead but it somehow isn't a headshot.
Ashton just bc she's not perfect don't mean she doesn't love you
@@SAVAGR-tc5qq Ash loves all
We all know fuze is alone
@@ryanengland2663 Too soon man..... too soon.... Gotta let him mourn by killing a few hundred more hostages....
shout out to the guy that asked yumi to sign his adoption papers
shout out to Not.Koyleph, the person who offered to lick Yumi's arms to get adopted by them
Title should be.. **breathes in deeply** _DR. FLEX TAPE_
this title even works underwater
TOO SHOW SHOW YOU THE POWER OF DR FLEX TAP (Grabs chainsaw) I SAWED THE TITANIC IN HALF
*"TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF THE P90, I SAWED THE ENEMY TEAM IN HALF!"*
Zhiron The Mad Titan this means that it can only kill 2 and a half people. This is a blatant lie.
@@morganpriest7726 Not is you saw the team in half horizontally. Then it's still half the enemy team, more specifically, half of each operator
Paused at Noban, thought you were actually naming Recruit Noban. I then got back from puking my guts out, and realized that Noban meant No Ban. Im actually a dip shit.
Yes you are
To be honest I thought the same at first too
L
"22 attackers, 21 defenders, 1 DEMIGOD, and 1 Recruit" lmfao
WHAT CAN I SAY?
I think there are 2 demigods personally.... Tachinki and Ash Dashum. The Lord of all and the psycho with no head.
@@slavthesage5661 Doc's arms are clearly superior to Ash's nonexistent head.
@@slavthesage5661 hahahahahah you are right
Friend: So what did you do this Valentine's day Me: *[Meaty whack]*
MageGaming you got slapped by doc's forearms for valentine's day?
Both chuckle
@@SAVAGR-tc5qq you never know
“I’ve been killing Germans ever sense I got my first Xbox” -recruit
This shit is funny, take my like
still think it's funny. RussianBadger 4 years ago: This game sucks. Current RussianBadger: My favorite game. Me: I didn't know english 4 years ago so this is interesting...
You talk like it's your native language so good job 👍
This comment hits different
Why the hell does Badger look like a Dollar Store Forrest Gump?
@RogueBun Someone is a new fan lol.
RogueBun facts
Honestly he makes me think of the villain from the incredibles but with dark hair and no gravity Ray :/
The forehead resemblance
Forest Gump is a dollar store Badger!
if this isn’t just about docs forearms than i’ll be super disappointed
Ibby Games Your wish was granted
i’m glad
now that this video has been made guboisoft ganna nerf docs forearms
Idea for R6: Customizable headshot sound effects. For instance, you can have badger’s sound bullet ricochet sound effect or a watermelon being crushed when you get a head so it’s *that* much more satisfying. Like if agree please. Trying to actually get this into the game. :)
Or the csgo *D I N K*
Its stayed at 69. Nobody can like this. Congratulations.
Someone would make it the n word.
fking "Rages in war criminal" absolutely perfect.
Skull-face + bulk biceps Doc is just Skeletor
I see you are a man of culture too
Indeed
7:27 *SLEDGE* *HAS* *ASCENDED*
*SLEDGE HAS DESCENDED
Major Zucc Succ *halo theme starts playing*
Anyone else notice how it looked like sledge was ascending to heaven when he killed him with doc
Causally has a berd shirt Hmmm Is this sponsored
Does he know after 10 months? Does Berd know?
If only they had a 20mm anti tank rifle in the game
Zachary Rivera what if you miss the shot !
it would bounce off doc's forearms
Kaid's shotgun already exists, sorry man
Zachary Rivera collapses the building, blufor killed the hostage
If only tachanka had a 20mm anti tank rifle...... that’d be fun
Anyone else so triggered bagel took so long to revive himself
May nays on me hum sandwatch
Bagels can revive themselves?
@@zion_elznic6138 yes, bagels are immortal in a way
@@dedpewl9242 yes but we don't talk about their immortal secret
Especially the russian bagels. Because they are the communist gods
you have no idea how much I want a video with Skullker and Kryoz, their chaos combined would be the greatest
15:46 woah Berd merch
5:13 Did he really just say Y O O M E E
its a meme
Stuart Pot. Mmm, thats yummy.
@@dell9431 To be fair it's also how that name is pronounced (when it's a proper noun) 99% of the time
I thought that to
Nobody loves cob enough to let him join the thunk n dunk team
IloveWaffles#zenolove cob > Kryoz
IloveWaffles#zenolove llc
Everyone:Ash has NO HEAD Badger:Allow me to introduce myself
Doc shows his forearms Montagne: why is there boss music playing?
Doc: what seems to be the problem Person: I got spawn peeked by a toxic jager Doc: I think I have the right thing for this ( pulls out 9mm)
nice joke
Good Docs use 5.7
Burnt Horizon won’t be Burnt Horizon without a Vegemite charm.
I read this as i devour a vegemite sandwich XD
Doc at his final stage is just "EXTRA THICC".
ULTRA THICCC
1:49 Scout skateboard cosmetic
7:27 you can see Sledge just str8 Boolin after death
He is Jeuse
So nobody gonna talk about badger wearin a Berdshirt.
you saw it to.. nice
I saw that too lol
Bruh, I was searching the comment section for this comment
You best believe my boi John (Kryoz) is here HELL YES!
Nate Blanke and yumi that is pronounced yummy he’ll yeah
The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars??? Doc, an intellectual: You wanna know how I got these arms???
You ever breath just to flex on fish?
You ever just walk to flex on snakes
You ever talk just to flex on a dog.
You ever just not flex to flex on flexers?
you ever just flex to flex
You ever juust stand still to flex on them lion niggas
You guys ever walk around the special education classroom just to flex on the wheelchair kids? Just me? Ok...
Ammar Siddiqui no way I thought I was the only one
Right so entertaining
Flexing on the armless
I'm I the only one who force homeless people to pay my child support.
@@dwtnugget5256 No I also do.. I also make them cut windows in their boxes to meet up to house standards.
2:52 i felt what that fuze was feeling on a spiritual level
7:27 the T-pose sledge
Just remember comrades. Through the power of true communism, Tachanka has the power to spread his love to use all. So no one is lonely during valentines day.
I'm lonely and I've always have been lonely on every Valentines Day, so what's Tachanka gonna do about that?
@@PHILMKD95 Tachanka works in mysterious ways, why does he stay in a mortal human form when he is a god. My guess is that you have to believe in him, like Santa.
7:28 *Halo theme starts playing*
I just love the intensity at the beginning of all your videos
“Better than me” *looks at Tuxbirds videos “You sure about that”
They should let you put an acog in docs shotgun
In?
In.
In!
Doc should fire acogs
@@James-xo4ph to give to hager mains
2:53 I watched Fuze scream over and over and over and over... I love screaming.
Fuze is secretly an Astartes confirmed.
Doc engaged Superman, The Hulk, Thanos and Goku in a fist fight... and won, with one arm tied behind his back.
Some of the best seasonal skins yet. Dokki and Thatcher lookin' fresh.
Wait so Ubisoft is paying money to tell people that their game will cost less? *T H A T W A S N T V E R Y C A S H M O N E Y O F Y O U*
Nurd “that wasn’t very Ubisoft of you”
:EA has left the game
Nono, they're reducing the price and spreading the news so that more people get tortured by their awful maintenance of the game. (Disclaimer: I absolutely love Siege, so I'm not putting it down.)
@@lordpirateduck2765 glitch and bug is part of the game
@@iamdjiamput7552 It's their job to fix the glitches and bugs, and they never seem to do that.
How to publish a Russian Badger video on KZhead: 1.Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title. 2.Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap. 3.Immediately follow up title with, | 4.Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege) 5.Pin favorite comment in comment section. 6.Profit
Guardian B132 you forgot 7. Demonetization
Wanted Dead Or Alive my boy doesn’t get demonitized
I think you forgot a part in there about have a shitstorm of a round where some iether gets an ace stole someone screams super loud or someone gets an insane ace
Don't forget the occasional laser eyes.
Been watching badger since 2009 shout out for an awesome 10 years been a fan since the bad company 2 commentaries. Keep up the great work
The Russian badger:Remember no russian Tachanka: *steps out of airport elevator and mounts his lmg* Kapkan:*Shoots people with the sausage* Tachanka:*shoots everywhere*
wait two are russian shooting russians, one spy calld bajur
I saw that berd shirt...don’t think you can hide it
Ah, a man of culture I see!
a really good culture
The meme culture
pizza rolls
Yes
0:47 correction, it is 22 attackers, 21 defenders, 1 Recruit, and 1 Lord of existence. PRAISE LORD TACHANKA.
"Because the only way to beat accuracy is a superior mag size." That's what we like to call accuracy by volume of fire
Doc Smacks someone [Meaty Thunk] [Chuckles in French]
A Badger Siege video is the best Valentine’s Day gift. Also Tux beat you to the upload lol.
I got the greatest stupid idea ever. A R6 tournament, but with people who have never played R6 before. Like, it's an actual tournament, with all the pro commentators and stuff from actual tournaments, but the players have little to no experience playing the game.
That Guy i like the idea but i don't think there'd be enough volunteers to play, since ya know they've never played😂
If you want to watch something similar to their idea TwoMad Made a tournament and like half the players never played before
Oh Yeah Oh Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah no
Yes
This video motivated me to start training my forearms and 4 years later they are almost at dr. doc "flex ferocity" levels.
Who would win in arm wrestling: Tachanka or Docs Forearms
Mrgopher1 7 tie for eternity
Tachanka isn’t a Demi god, he is a god. You just can’t see it because he’s in a different form.
You see, Tachanka as we see him is simply the mortal form we can witness without our minds and totality being erased on the right of the infinite transcendent being that is Tachankas true essence.
I love how its coming from Shaggy god
When 45 million people have a better computer than you... :(
Quite Indeed that’s on all platforms, so at least you can flex on at least 20 million people that only have consoles
Badluck_ Ryan at least those players on console can’t flick to heads as easy
RenderingName ? Yeah. Siege is so much more fun on console
@@renderingname1670 bet
Can't wait for more diamond players to buy alt accounts and ruin the game!
7:26 DOC CRUCIFIED THAT SLEDGE WITH A P90
[Meaty thwack] [Loud thud] [Uncontrolled cackling] [Thunk]
14:06 Badger just looks at his buddy and just stares at him. Like he didn't even hesitate for a second when he threw that impact at Badger.
Confusing flex but okie dokey man
Bizarre tense, but understandable
Proposterous flex but alas
An interesting way to display envy but acceptable nontheless.
What’s the name of that doc skin
@@napalm1172 ya blew it
I recommend listening to this on full blast when you have the time
its cool seeing Badger with people that are funny
Doc has evolved into a demi-god with Tachanka!
Not yet
What can I say except MEDIC!!
Doc is a Demi-god. Tachanka is a god. Difference
7:26 Sledge failed to ascend to godhood.
This is what the video that got me rainbow. And made me love it :)
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw the Doc animation staring at his hurt hand. Farken gold XD
wait until he hears about the australians.
This collaboration between different events is a really smart pr move by Ubisoft.
Anyone else realize that at the end someone was begging yumi to sign his adoption papers? Lmao
7:26 Sledge be like: T - P O S E
*finishes homework* *goes on KZhead and sees reccomended* YES A NEW SIEGE VID I honestly don’t know what the point of this comment was but I’m so happy for a new siege vid
SphexyGaming all I have is belle Delphine must be stopped
Silent_assassin cool
the first part doesnthappen
SphexyGaming why is there always someone with a descent amount of likes and your profile pic on like every video I go on lol
Sirwubsen TF join the club
What the heck this isn’t Fortnight. I’m calling granny
Literally the line from ONE PUNCH MAN’s opening theme song “Theres gods inside my fists tonight” Yup thats Doc
Nothing: *does literally anything* Badjur playing Doc w/ P90: "So you have chosen... death."
Tachanka is Greek for: I’m going to wipe your whole team with 3 bullets
I mean, it's Russian for: Machine gun cart. Basically same thing, just replace 3 with 300.
Season 2 episode 13 of Parks And Recreation. The character “Justin” and Badger. Spot. The. Difference.
Justin is sexy. Badger is sexier.
OMG someone else on this planet watches parks and rec
Loufa ikr
Holy crap dude I was watching your videos for so long and for this past week I’ve been waiting you have been at to hunt 2.99 million subscribers and I was waiting for so long for you to reach 3 million and you did it
*fuzes screams internally at the map being bomb* 2:53
how did you miss that pulse is literally Putin this season.... smh
Loved this game so much I already had it on disk and and I bought the advanced version for no reason I have all of the operators
15:47 BERD! truly, a man of culture~
Oh you are a berd fan awesome!