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It amazes me that this rant is only 2 minutes, it feels like he gets about a hundred jokes in while keeping a perfect pace for delivery
Was just wondering about this... Like so many lines are soo memorable from this bit. Truly awesome
Dude, I came back to this clip after a few months and I remembered it being like 5 or 10 minutes. I watched the whole thing before sending it to a friend just in case it was an edited shortened version of the one I saw before.
I want to watch him do this bit 100 times. he CAN NOT do it beter. This delivery is perfect
Bill Burr's joke per minute count is consistently high. Zero fat. The other end of the spectrum would be Dane Cook.
@@akakgak 🤣👏🏽
I love how Bill Burr sounds like a crazy guy complaining, but everything he says is pure truth lol.
Desert dry humor, my favorite
@@executioner_ecgbert884 I don't think you know what dry humor is
Rant comedy is the best comedy when it's done right. George Carlin is still the GOAT when it comes to it but Bill Burr is such a worthy successor.
Because that is the world as we intended it to be.
@foredamusic that was only in Carlin’s later years, when he became a curmudgeonly misanthrope. His 70s/80s stuff was pure comedy gold.
'She stood on the heads of those little people!' Conan, breaks several ribs, laughing uncontrollably.
what does he mean by little people? like literally standing on their heads or am i just dumb?
@@collinherbelin8197 he means midgets, "little people" is the politically correct term for midgets
@@issahabibisting right but did she actually stand on their heads??😂
@@collinherbelin8197 Haha not that I'm aware of (that would be hilarious though); pretty sure he just means it figuratively, like used them in her show and to get more popular.
Didn't get that joke, someone explain,. (I don't know Much about her. )
Best part is Bill spoke with Lance and recalled calling him a "sociopath on a bicycle" and Lance's response was "That's fair."
To be the best in the world, so many years in a row, in any competitive sport, you need to be kinda crazy. It takes lazer focus and dedication.
Oh, it is spot on
@@aeggeska1true
I don't think I've seen Conan go to pieces like that for anyone else. Bill Burr should be a household name.
+Black Death 1347 he is already , many comedians call him the best in business since his phily rant , he schooled 10000 people for booing dom irrera
+Black Death 1347 He genuinely laughs whenever he has Norm Macdonald on the show too
Dave Chappelle
+Black Death 1347 And it's genuine laughter too, none of the Jimmy Fallon fake shit.
Jake Reid No shit. Fallon is a hack.
Bill has a genius mix of facts, complaining, one liners and opinions all mixed in at just the right time
And a sprinkle of conspiracy.
Oh my lord this is the perfect description I was looking for
He is a poor man's George Carlin...and I mean this as a compliment.
@@markokrizman I was thinking exactly this a few days ago. He's Carlin's successor. The king of angry comedy.
@@reinforcedpenisstem Anyone know of any other comedians like this? I have watched alot of comedy recently but none of it really sticks for me, except this guy lmao.
The thing I've realized long ago about Conan that sets him apart from all other late night hosts is his humility. When he has a comedian on or anyone who is telling a great story/joke, he doesn't interrupt and try to steal the spotlight, or make some weird side joke that ruins the flow, or try to carry on the story after it's finished, etc, he just lets the guest speak how they want and lets it naturally run its course. That takes a certain kind of humility and respect for the guest.
And if he does side track the story, which is rare, he gets it back on track so the guest can maintain flow.
He also moved on the segment during another Bill show when he got emotional about Patrice O'Neal. He could have milked the moment for TV but he didn't
Conan's the only one with the grounded personality to be able to pull that off.
That's what makes him so great and respectable **cough cough Jimmy Fallon, James Corden, Jay Leno cough cough**
this is because Conan is experienced, calm and secure. Other late night hosts have too much anxiety that the guest is not going to be funny or entertaining.
This is the gateway video for Conan-Bill Burr marathons.
IT really is.
any conan bill burr video can be the gateway imo
Not only does Bill make brilliantly valid points but he makes Conan laugh the hardest I've ever seen.
the man should run for president!! he makes so many good points with his rage fueled logic.
BGotSole This country isn't ready to hear the truth . Someone like him reminds me of myself,I speak the truth ,I don't" sugar coat" it and alot of the time people say "oh,you offended me" my response is usually "good atleast I got my point across" . I agree,this guy should be president but to many butt hurt people couldn't handle the thought,everyone wants to be coddled these days,for what...I have no idea.
+LUCKY7189, Bill Burr reminds you of yourself? Really?
Yup,because he tells it like it is..not because of his skin color ...why are you confused???? I was pretty clear in my comment,please reread if you are still confused.
You seem like a very edgy person. I can see how you are like Bill Burr! Keep telling it how it is!
"Look, the guy was a sociopath on a bicycle...just keep him on the bike! Going up and down the hills..." hahaha
Makes him sound like a child haha
Although since he raised money for cancer I doubt he's a sociopath. Not likely.
@@jellopuddingful Sociopaths can do nice things for other people. Because they want admiration and praise.
@@MM-gv3dz I confused sociopath with psychopath that's why
@@jellopuddingful Even psychopaths can do nice things.
I just realized that we are lucky to be living during Bill Burr's peak.
his podcast is a must listen
Well said!
be careful what you say kzhead.info/sun/dbiKj9mHpX-cpHk/bejne.html
@@shutout951 😂
So very true
Every time I come back to this bit I watch it twice: Once to hear Bill tell the story, and another time to watch Conan’s reaction.
Same!
Same here!
i think that's why this has 16mil views because we all keep doing the same thing hahaha
Not alone, come twice a year also.
Yup. That's exactly what I'm doing - every time
I have never seen conan laugh as hard as he does when bill burr is on.
This is one of my favorite moments; I love seeing Conan laugh his ass off and I love Bill Burr. The only other time I remember Conan laughing like this is when he interviewed Courtney Throne-Smith. Search out "Norm saves the interview". Norm MacDonald is exquisite.
he does the same when lois ck is on !
+Bogdan Milen you're not wrong. Forgot, sorry! :)
+Bogdan Milen I love louis! Do you have any specific episode where he made conan laugh in mind? Would love to watch
kozhikkaalan i think every time he is on he makes conan crack up !!
SHE STOOD ON THE HEADS OF THOSE LITTLE PEOPLE hahahhaha the face Conan makes when he says that is priceless
what's he referring to? Can someone tell me please?
That made me happy seeing Conan being able to just lay back and laugh without any pressure to be funny
I got tears on that one.
It's so funny I start to cry....really.
Burr’s high pitch vocal inflection really sells it. ‘The HEADS’
“our roided out guy beat your roided out guy” classic 😂😂😂
roided up*
What better way to say it?
Yeah they are all on steroids so that dosen't even matter and the other cyclists except for the other 20 guys don't have the ambition to get to the top anyway.
That was the cheery on top of the story …
The delivery of *"she STOOD ON THE HEADS of those little people"* always sets me off creasing, without fail
What the hell is he even referring to?
@@linusdn2777 I'm honestly not familiar with Oprah (I know who she is, I've just never watched any of her stuff being from the UK), but it sounds to me like she started out with a trashy Jerry Springer/Jeremy Kyle kind of talk show that exploited vulnerable or fame-hungry people for views.
@@linusdn2777 he was saying that in the early days of the Oprah show, Oprah was doing whatever she had to do to stay on air. The Oprah show had a bit with little people and domestic disputes. He was referring to a specific episode. Ultimately he was saying that she "stood on the heads of those little people." Meaning she used the little people and their issues to get further in her career.
@linusdn2777 It is a very funny play on the words of Isaac Newton's most famous statement, “If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of Giants”.
@@charlielynes Actually Bernard of Chartres, c.1100
If Oprah runs for president this clip will be used on the debate
one can only hope!I'd love to an ad on TV bashing oprah for abusing midgets!
But the nice billionaire lady who throws her sheets out every morning is here to educate us about oppression!
@@BunneRabb You forget that Democrats are the good kind of rich and entitled as oppose to the Republicans, who are exactly the same, but different somehow. "Which millionaire best represents me?" Uh, none... It's always funny listening to millionaire Democrats pretend to be down to earth and relatable to someone earning 25k a year.
@@Paulafan5 Maybe we should send them all fresh bedsheets every day. : )
Paulafan5 At least Trump doesn’t pretend to relate to me
"She stood on the heads of those little people" 😆😆
I did not get that joke please explain
+oasis fan she used people to get where she is. She didn't truly do anything
Oprah Winfrey's show nowadays is different from the past. It was trashy, full of adultery and lowbrow gossip. She got rich on the backs of society's freaks and losers.
"Standing on the shoulders of..." metaphor, but since they're little people, their heads would be where most people's shoulders are.
Sly 19 oh dude,just leave this place and go watch Fallon.
"She stood on the heads of those little people!" is probably the funniest line ever delivered in a late night interview.
I've never seen Conan laugh as hard with a guest as he does with Bill Burr.
Norm could crack him up good too..
Bill is the only other comic I've seen make Conan laugh as hard as Norm Macdonald did. That's elite status.
Nikki Glasser Is the last of the top three that can crack him up like this. Only Norm, Bill, and Nikki and each in their own special way.
@@being_frank_with_you John Cleese probably got the biggest laughs and even Andy joined in. But Bill Burr is definitely a favourite of Conan and deservedly so. The quality bits he did over the years on his show never grow old and I often binge watch them when I need a good laugh. Sinking cruise ships on a random basis still seems like a policy at least worth considering...
Came here to drop the norm macdonald hat too
This is one of the best comedians there is. He makes you laugh and at the same time say, yeah hes right. A comedian exposing Oprah and the fake hollywood morals like this is priceless.
@@phaedrussmith1949 Oprah is a racist and a misandrist. I'm so glad the world is finally waking up and calling these assclowns out for what they are.
@@a2ndopynyn How is she a racist? He's just taking her down a peg, and it's comedy, it's an act. Don't get your tinfoil hat on so tight.
@@a2ndopynyn now you just hating on oprah. She's still a highly respected individual. This lil bill burr character has done absolutely nothing to "wake up" anyone. Dudes just making jokes, no one actually takes him serious. Sounding like you hating on the successful black woman...
@@MachineGunMouth Oh, gonna play the race card on me, huh? Oprah has clearly demonstrated her dislike for men and white people. Racist, misandrist.
The best comedians can make other comedians laugh. Bill Burr always has Conan doubled over in genuine laughter (and not fake "I'm gonna be a polite host and react to his jokes" laughter).
seriously one of the best comedy clips on the internet.
And one of the most honest.
And one of the funniest comedians
partykrew666 Amen
Seriously that's just your opinion
partykrew666 I
"She stood on the heads of those little people" might be my favorite Burr line. Pure gold!
Up there with calling out Joe Rogan for his "lil rascal cap..."
This might be my favorite Bill Burr Conan moment, it's nothing but gold for 2 minutes straight. Throwing out one liners every second.
I am on a Bill Burr binge watching spree now. Wow, what a great guy. He has the most logical, rational opinion on everything.
hahaha me too
Prasanna J him and patrice o'neal are jus fathers this country needs
He portrays the poster boy for how women see men and he enjoys the hell out of that :D
Michael Brown No he's not. Everyone I know (from Mass) talks like that, but he's actually making sense. Why do people care so much about gender, race, etc?
Prasanna J same😂😂
"This guy is a sociopath on a bicycle..." genius xD
Keep him on the bike!
Let him go up and down those hills!!
The imagery of how that quickly goes from strength to weakness is brilliant.
His comedy style is escalation. It’s a game of attrition for him.. legend
"Bill Burr is a sociopath telling jokes... If he was in a corporate he would be sinking cruiseships, lets just keep him telling jokes"
This comment is perfect
I understood that reference
@@saiyan2525 i see you are a man of culture as well
Best comment.
@@saiyan2525 what's it from
It wouldn't be a Bill Burr rant if he didn't mention contaminating the water supply.
+Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) Real original, buddy.
+Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) I hear he is doing a show in Flint soon. He is sure to get some big laughs about contaminating the water supply there.
+Nick Stoner (WePushClouds) Lolz! He also never fails to mention 'banker creeps' or 'corporate moguls' in his rants
Conan’s laugh is so much more genuine than fallons
because he rarely laughs like this
Probably because Conan actually has comedic abilities.
I was looking for this comment!!!
@@totsh2056 This comment is on EVERY Conanclip...
Conan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Fallon
"He was a sociopath on a bicycle." The best line ever!
If it isn't the best performance by a talk show guest ever, it's certainly in the Top 10. Pure brilliance. Poor Conan can't keep himself together :) Absolute joy to watch :)
I'm assuming this is a boring UK vs USA comment so lets talk about something else. It's interesting that well-known American comedians usually represent a lower/middle-class viewpoint -- so Mr. Harvard up there will always downplay his education at every turn and talks about his Irish Catholic upbringing instead. Meanwhile English comic personalities often skew towards being eccentric provocateurs or having an intellectual superiority shtick or both (Russell Brand). So Ricky Gervais is from the home counties and has a whole lot of takes that are more or less the same as Bill Burr, but instead of Burr's whole "eh, maybe it's just me" routine Ricky Gervais has to be the smartest man in the room at all times and wants you to know it and gets weirdly derailed if someone happens to think otherwise. Thoughts? Fwiw I actually like Gervais more, despite his acting career being garbage for 15 years now and Burr kind of on the ascent these days.
@@razjml thoughts? OK I have one, Bill Burr is one of the absolute best comedians of this era, and has been for quite a while. He’s on top, not on the ascent, already on top.
@@razjml My thoughts are that you are really missing out on some top-notch British comedy. I love watching Ricky Gervais and I love watching Bill Burr even more. But there's a whole spectrum of British comedians who all have a particular style that are just so great to watch. I don't particularly care for Graham Norton but if it's talkshows he has some interesting British comedians on. British panelshows is where the real fun is at though. 8 out of 10 cats, would I lie to you, the two seasons of Nevermind the Buzzcocks when Simon Amstell hosted. Let me see, you have: would I lie to you(WILTY), big fat quiz(some great American guests too!), was it something I said, QI(bit brainier, not always my cup of tea), argumental when it was still at the BBC. Really recommend any of those. Not American or British myself btw, I think there's a lot to appreciate in both countries when it comes to comedy. I'd recommend some Dutch/Flemish comedians, but I don't think their material makes much sense for non-Dutch speakers.
This and the Norm MacDonald one with Courtney Thorne-Smith are probably my top two, followed closely by Dave Foley talking about the restaurant idea. Not surprising that all of them took place on Conan's show.
I want a woman that looks at me like Conan looks at Bill Burr
Lolz
That is true love, its very rare to find
LOL this comment made my day
The Bostonian bromance between Conan and Burr is strong only Bostonians have this connection :D
Women do that to me when I take my pants off, because I have a mickey mouse figurine stuck between my arsecheeks, let's just say, those shoes aren't yellow.
This clip never gets old. Must have watched it a 100 times. Christ, I do need to get a life.
Far worse things than watching comedy genius.
It's a hilarious bit, and it's also great to watch Conan laugh uncontrollably, not in a polite, forced late night talk show kind of way.
I always start my Conan binges on the Bill Burr segments.
LITO PNS Then straight on to jordan schlansky?
Lol on occasion I watch a good Jordan Schlansky clip
Bill Burr burning their asses to the ground lol "Everyone turn in your yachts" omfg💀
0:50 - I love conans genuine laughter. He’s not even loud, but you can tell he’s in hysterics
Bill Burr is one of very few people who can make Conan genuinely laugh. It's awesome.
+Azrael0 Both Boston Irish.
Absolutely , they should have a camera the entire time on conans face just to see him cranking up laughing 😁
And norm MacDonald
legendary
well they have no choice to fake laugh at least a little bit, its totally necessary. just gotta not over do it.
"He didn't do anything to me". Same thing I said when they had Tiger Woods apologizing on ESPN for cheating on his wife. We live in an insane society where people think these celebrities are supposed to be perfect.
+Justin Pettit Bill has a great little bit where he defends Tiger Woods with regards to that issue. Maybe it wasn't part of a set....coulda been on The JRE ?
***** Yeah I've seen that before. He was saying how you got these average Joe's talking about how he's such a bad guy when they haven't been in the situation of being a star who has all these females after him. Yeah it was a good bit.
A line,something along the lines of "....a coach load of Scandinavian underwear models".... cracked me right up !
damn right
Lance not only cheated but he threatened people. Lance is not a nice person and should be put down and tossed away and forgotten. I don't need his apology.
Genius is an understatement when it comes to describing Mr Bill Burr.
You know you're funny when you make another comedian laugh uncontrollably like that. Love Bill and Conan's chemistry.
I watch this clip just to see Conan laugh.
It's real whenever there's someone Conan likes on the show, like Timothy Olyphant.
Me too! Lol
This is great, but the hardest I've seen Conan laugh is kzhead.info/sun/n7Bph8Wxemmgimg/bejne.html
Jbog07 hes alot less fake than like Jimmy Fallon
You nailed it !
Every line delivered is better than the last. This guy is brilliant.
+Ben Dover I don't think anyone current comedian can do the "one way conversation" better than Bill Burr. He's doing scripted stand up, but in a way that is incredibly natural.
He can literally make you laugh sentence by sentence.... Iam a huge Chappelle fan but if I went to both of there shows and rated them on how often I laughed Bill would win for me... Not to discredit Dave in any way... But Bill is seriously the king of punchlines.
I love how the more Conan tries to stop laughing, the more enabled Bill gets.
just rewatching this gold after that stupid Harry and Maurice interview..
same!
So that's how Conan looks like laughing for real...
+TheIrek666 Dude have you ever watched the show while Norm McDonald is a guest? 100% Gold every time.
+TheIrek666 Conezone losing it is infectious.
+TheIrek666 Norm McDonald, Louis CK and Bill Burr are a few of the only people that actually make Conan laugh for real, actually laugh so hard he covers his face xD. Any of their interviews is golden imo.
+ragnar97 When Norm was on with the chick from "Baywatch," who was in the Carrot Top movie -- easily one of the funniest things I've ever witnessed!
+ragnar97 dave chappelle had him laughing for reals to back before the show he made
Lance Armstrong thanked bill for what he said about his scandal.
Did he really?
@@RachelG1979 nice thanks
@@RachelG1979 Great link, Thanks 👍
@@RachelG1979 little sus... Am I gonna get Rick rolled?
Honestly everything Bill said was perfect for Lance, Lance admits cheating and lying about it was wrong. But EVERYONE CHEATED, AND IT WAS FOR CHARITY. Sociopath or not he's not this evil dude that Oprah was tryna paint him as, and thats the huge thanks Lance gave to Bill cause this bit totally humanized Armstrong for the American public
The french comedian Coluche said, "It would be easier to run the Tour de France without a bike than without steroids ... Without steroids, the Tour de France would finish on Christmas day"
Who came after the Meghan markhle and Prince Harry interview with Oprah? 😂😂😂😂
guilty
Yeah I saw a comment on sky news Australia that led me here
after the Grammys lol
@@threadie i hate them all too
Not me .... just found this ...
I wish there was a permanent Bill Burr & Conan show.... I love how Bill can make Conan completely crack up!
Bill Burr would dominate so bad. I mean I love Coco, but once Bill gets going there's no stopping him. Put Bill in the captain's chair and Conan and Andy can be the laughing couch potatoes. I'd watch!
yeah
It's because burr speaks the truth. The best humor comes from making something very "heavy" or dark seem light.
conan was crying, wiping tears at one point
*I want to call that show the Ginger Zone with Burr & O'Brien*
Bill Burr has a perfect voice for comedy. He sounds like a somewhat hysteric and frustrated cartoon character, like he could be the leader of a half-hearted pitchfork mob that gives up at the sight of free nachos. Perhaps only Trey Parker has a funnier voice.
+Andrew K do you know about his animated show called "F is for family"" ? its on netflix or it will be
+Andrew K He actually kinda sounds like Joe Pantoliano, but only sometimes.Like the character he plays in Midnight Run.
+pulkmees He's the Irish Ralph Cifaretto.
+Andrew K Absolutely agree and well described.. I loved him the first 30 seconds I saw of him purely because of the voice. When he works himslef up into a frenzy at the same time as delivering good material.. nothing comes close. Favourite comedian after Patrice.
Iv actually been listening so much bill burr stuff that im startin to talk like him, heh.love the guy.
I love Conan and Bill Burr moments. Cause despite Conan trying to be a neutral figure who doesn't have opinions on anything controversial, you can see he clearly agrees with a lot of what Bill Burr says.
This is hilarious and a brilliant take down of the hypocrisy of Oprah and the people who run cycling
"She stood on the heads of those little people for five years", great stuff! You can tell Conan truly thinks Bill is funny, its not just an act.
I keep rewatching Conan's reaction to that :)
What was he referring to? I didn't really understand the joke
chowdrister read below. juniorninetyy asked the same 2 months ago. there is the answer.
chowdrister The fact that when Oprah started, her show was very similar to Jerry Springer's show. It was only after she became rich & famous that she became the "holier-than-thou-my-shit-doesn't-stink" Oprah that we all now know & love...
I think what makes a great comedian is having a great articulation of thoughts, sharp wit, good delivery, and offering a sound but alternative perspective on things and situations. Bill Burr is the probably the biggest example of the fourth trait.
ThyChrysanthemum I like those categories. I'd also add timing, but that is probably more a subset of delivery.
+Floorsmith_B Jack Benny was the master of timing, and it does derive out of your delivery.
good Analysis sir
+ThyChrysanthemum Well said bud.
great analysis
Bill burr is one of the most talented comedians ever. Like how is this all improvised on a random talk show at night. This is literally better than most actual revised stand up routines
Because being funny is an intuitive skill, not something you can plan or ponder over. Needs skin in the game
I think this was one of his bits he was working on
How could you possibly think that he didn't put a bunch of work into this? Acting like it's improvised and a conversation is part of the skill.
The part where he leans forward imitating Oprah interviewing Armstrong with that perfect Bill Burr expression will always make me laugh.
I've watched this video so many times just for conans reaction.
Same
+Tristan Dry same here
Real unlike dumb Fallon.
I love when Conan actually laughs and bill burr is great at making him laugh
Bb
dude Conan loses it everytime Burr comes on
Marc Alcatraz he's too funny
And it’s real
..and it's an honest laugh, not like Jimmy Fallon.
Noel Jimmy is a political lemming
Conan brings out the best in him. Seems like this show is where Bill feels the most comfortable to really let loose.
Every time I watch a Jimmy Fallon clip I then have to a watch a Conan one as an antidote.
"Our roided up guy beat your roided up guy" is the best way to explain it.
It's only fair that Lance Armstrong becomes a hardcore Bill Burr fan like the rest of us
He is :)
+Renato Laranja henatch laranj
But Bill said lance is a "sociopath on a bike", lol
Kenny Tee They are friends now. I listened to Lance's podcast with Bill today and he really liked that Bill stood up for him. Everything Bill said is true.
Lance thanked him on a podcast
"our roided-up guy, beat your roided-up guy". That pretty much sums up the Tour de France.
Very funny line. Maybe they should make roids mandatory to ensure a level playing field.
@@claykemper7193 Or get rid of the childish PED rules. PEDs are the future of human performance, it's enhancing the human body's abilities through technology. We should be embracing it and working out how to get the benefits without the risks. We're already doing it in all other areas of life, everyone takes pills when their backs hurt, when they can't digest food properly, when they need energy to work a long shift, or to calm down for a presentation or to fall asleep, what makes sports so different? When doctors first discovered steroids they didn't even think of them as something to be used in professional sports. They saw it as a panacea that would allow humans to be fitter and stronger and live with high youthful quality of life until a later age, the first man who isolated testosterone in a lab actually tried it on himself. Instead people have been brainwashed into vilifying these potent drugs that could be improving our quality of life in so many ways and as a result while we are now expected to live until our 100s we just accept that we'll only life with any real quality until our 50s or early 60s at most, and then we just have to slowly wither away like this weak broken useless thing for the next 40 years. Well it doesn't actually have to be like that.
More Cowbell Pretty much sums up every pro sport
That sums pretty much sums up the Tour de France and Major League Baseball.
More Cowbell , I think there has been improvements made in the Tour, watch closely, you may see someone who has a big day struggles the next! The way it should be, Landis was the opposite!.....hmmmmmm.
"Our roided up guy beat your roided up guy!" Love it! 😂
One of the funniest interviews and the fact that Lance noticed this and appreciated it is just great
Wow, really?!
@@lazyartiste_2357 yeah he mentions how much it helped his public image after the fact
@@TheRealForgetfulElephant thanks 👍
The difference between Bill Burr and 99% of all other top-comedians, is that Bill Burr is a genuinely funny guy. He doesn't need a rehearsed routine to be extremely funny, it just comes naturally to him in conversation. Imagine having a night out with him when he's in the zone. Good god, I'd never want the night to end!
Bill Burr and Norm MacDonald
I mean I agree with Bill Burr being funny but from what i've seen most of the top comedians are just as funny in interviews and podcasts just riffing.
that is because patrice o'neal was his mentor. The two most naturally funniest comedians in the world.
every comic has "bits" that they do and try out. you just think it's not rehearsed because bill is such a great showman.
Dennis Stuhr Bill Burr and Louis CK are definitely my favorites. Louis CK's latest stand up didn't do it for me and neither did Burr's "Why Do I Do This?" So I'd say they're probably about neck and neck rn. At least in my opinion they are.
Bill Burr for president. Man speaks so much truth.
+Angel S Patriotism is a dead scene.
+Angel S the exact thing that is anti political...(truth)!
+Angel S He is the man. I saw him on the Sony lot but didn't want to say hello just cause of what he may be honest about. So gooood.
+Angel S well then 85% of us will have to go!
+HornyPopcorn ! one of his best bits right there ;\lol
Being with this man at the dinner table for Thanksgiving would be the most entertaining thing EVER 😂😂
This is one of my fav clips of all time! Coming back to this everyweek.
For those not getting the midget reference: Oprah's original talk show was very Jerry Springer/Maury Povich like, before those guys came on the scene. It was just a trashy daytime talk show, far removed from what her show and image eventually became.
Please explain further
Clinton No worries. A four-part documentary is in the works. Will keep you posted
lol!!
do you have a youtube link or something? so curious....
Alex Berry You lost me at "Bro" what are you 15? Or just just an illiterate buffoon?
Just passing through on my monthly tour of Bill Burr Conan clips
haha i do that too
Bill was saying that in the early days of the Oprah show, Oprah was doing whatever she had to do to stay on air. The Oprah show had a bit with little people and domestic disputes. He was referring to a specific episode. Ultimately he was saying that she "stood on the heads of those little people." Meaning she used the little people and their issues to get further in her career.
Ya we know what she meant
@@lizmclean5342 you're so smart.
Conan’s audible laughing is better than a laugh-track. It hits at the perfect times. When he rolls his chair back and does that thing with his hands you can tell he’s genuinely cracking up. Bill and Conan. Two of the all-time greats at their craft.
“Stood on the heads of those little people” sociopath on a bicycle 😂 😂 😂 “ our roided up guy beat your roided up guy” priceless
John Bee you watched it too? Nice
insert punch line here
Everyone turn in your Yacht
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😂😂😂😂
No! I refuse! * sails away *
Hey Bernie Sanders, we've got your new campaign slogan! It's going to be "Make America Great Again, Again" vs. "Everyone Turn in Your Yacht"!
Sure, right after I cash out my million dollar 401(k) plan.
Every time I'm here, I will watch the clip 3-4 times. The progress of the topic, Burr's delivery and Conan's reaction are just perfect. A very satisfying 2 minutes clip.
I’ve come back to watch this video probably a hundred times, and I still can’t decide what brings me back more: Billy’s points or Conan’s reactions to them.
Conan is like: "YES BABY finally someone calling out BULLSH*T on Oprah and I don't take the blame! AMEN"
lol yaaassssss
Mental response
Better watch his six, there's gonna be Antifa brats outside his studio soon demanding he stop "giving a platform" to "mysoginy"
It won’t happen, but just in case of, please: don’t blame conan
I have never seen such genuine laughter as Conan on the receiving end of Bill Burr
This has got to be one of the best short interview clips in existence.
*“Our roided up guy beat your roided up guys”* *He said nothing but facts right there*
half facts actually. How many never won anything or even dropped that sport because of the amount of cheaters on top ? Sad sport really
He still cheated. Doesn't matter if 99% of the field were cheating; the 1% that was clean shouldn't have been punished for not using untested drugs.
@@Paulafan5 This is a sport that erected a statue for Tom Simpson who had a heart attack for doing amphetamines in the tour. Get a clue.
@iman jones How long have you watched Bike racing? I have watched since Eddie Mercx who imho is the greatest racer ever. Pantini and Ulrich were his greatest competitors and both were found to be doping. Tommie Smith died in the sixties from greenies and they erected a statue for him. They all freaking doped. This is quite the video kzhead.info/sun/adVsaKuxoahqeH0/bejne.html
@iman jones if you knew anything about cycling then you would know that doping has been rampant in cycling for 50 years.
I've seen this so many times, yet it never gets old.
Josh Gibson Especially “she stood on their heads of those little people” 😂
Could someone kind explain to me this stuff about Oprah and midgets that killed Conan? I'm from Spain, I love this extract even without understanding it!
Erredemé Back when Oprah first started out in the 80s and didn’t have much power in show business, she had to do silly and outrageous topics and interviews on her show as a way to try to grab attention and ratings. Similar stuff to the Jerry Springer Show. Now she has a large following and much more leverage to do whatever kind of show she wants, but when she first started out, she “stood on the heads of those little people” (which means to use them for your own gain) so that she could build a fan base and have the power to get to the next level in show business. Bill Burr was saying that Lance Armstrong did the same thing when he took steroids to win races, and Bill thought it was silly that Oprah couldn’t believe that someone in show business would do something crazy like that to get to the next level.
Alright, thanks for the answer. But... the midgets who want to bang the mailman's boyfriend? That's the thing i didn't grasp! - I mean, I understand english but I have no "TV culture".
Erredemé That’s along the same vein of outrageous topics she needed to get ahead. “You sister is secretly a man who is now sleeping with your husband!” “Midgets wants to bang their mailman’s boyfriend!” “Your boss has a crush on you!” Things like that. Bill is saying she didn’t always have integrity and class in her show topics, but she did what she needed to get ahead, just like Lance Armstrong did. So she did not have moral high ground to call him out on his actions. “Midgets wanting to bang their mailman’s boyfriend” is slang for “little people who want to sleep with their mailman’s boyfriend”. Just a silly topic
Bill Burr is the greatest. Sociopath on a bicycle is the best description for Lance.
I think it’s my 10th time watching this video and I’m still dying laughing when Bill Burr says “She stood on their head ! ...of those little people !”
"she stood on the heads of those little people till she made it". Pretty much the state of American celebrity culture circa 2000s.
I dont get what he was talking about here. Could you explain?
*ever
@@bearmaxe7699 when Oprah first started her show was a lot of shock factor. Like Jerry Springer. She would have guests on simply because their lifestyles were socially unacceptable or controversial to boost her ratings. That's how she got famous
@@bearmaxe7699 It's a metaphor, sometimes attributed to Isaac Newton. If I have seen further, it is because a stood on the shoulders of giants. I.e. I only got to where I am because of the achievements of people who went before me.
@@tb7667 not exactly. Haven't you seen the Midget throwing scene in "The wolf of wall street"? I wouldn't be surprised if she actually stood on them, Bill and conan seem convinced here.
I come back to see Conan losing it😂😂😂
same i swear I have seen that part about Oprah 20 times now :p
"the guy was a sociopath on a bicycle...we got off easy" lmao if you didn't think Bill Burr is peak comedy genius, you ain't ever laughed
she stood on the heads of those little people!
Hey, Jimmy Fallon! This is how you treat comedians like Bill Burr. Shut up and let them talk. Do not jump in every other word trying to "share" the moment. Respect them enough to pull the focus from you for a few seconds. I tried watching the Bill Burr rant on Fallon about Christmas and Fallon stepped all over it. Conan understands letting comedians go. Burr isn't some open mic-er; he's a talented artist. He doesn't need the training wheels.
Bill burr deserves a talk show
I know right, to bad he doesn't want to do one
He has a podcast.
Talk shows are for boring people like Conan, Fallon etc.
they will censor him , just enjoy the podcast mate
He doesn't want one. He doesn't want a boat, he wants to be the friend of the guy who has the boat.
"just let him go up and down the hills..." LOL!!!!
I can't get enough of these two. Conan and bill are just fun to watch together
Nobody gets ahead of Bill Burr
patrice o neal rekt bill multiple times, bill even admits this in an interview. rip patrice the god.
Lance Armstrong would be able to. On his bike.
@@wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg lmao
most people don't
"The guy was a sociopath on a bicycle" LMAO!
😂😂😂😂😂
I was being a little self-righteous at first, thinking “No, don’t cover for that cheater!” But, he won me over with that line! 🤣😂
If there ever was a sociopath in sports, it was definitely Lance Armstrong. Cheating is one thing but threatening and humiliating each and everyone around oneself is a whole different story.
Amazingly Armstrong had Burr on his podcast and personally thanked him for the two minute rant.
"Our roided up guy beat your roided up guy". It's hard to argue against that haha
"The guy, was a sociopath, on a bicycle" and he wasn't lying.
How come Oprah didn’t have the same expression when she heard about what Harvey had done? Let that sink in.
Exactly!!!!!
Cause she is rich as fk, and her network is named OWN.
Wray Day, what does being rich as F*** have to do with it? Rich or not, I would be more shocked hearing Harvey’s news than Lance’s. I prefer sports with a little more pop in it. MLB should let players juice and average would skyrocket to .567
Euro Guy 85 well, if you are saying she didn’t speak out because she knew, I’d counter she didn’t speak out because she doesn’t actually care. Celebs have a tendency to speak out on something that won’t require them to have to do anything and have little social blowback.
@@EuroGuy85 2020 mark McGuires and Sammy sosas, hitting 100+ homers, 650ft 😂 that'd definitely spice it up a bit. *Home run derby just goes on forever*
damn this dude is so good, i'm binge watching him!!!
+Knight Oyin how'd it turn out?
+Christian Turned out very well, had to go back to work after a while, but it was worth it. He is an absolute legend of comedy!
+Knight Oyin Listen to his podcasts! Me-Undies, Me-Undies, no more sweaty taint! 😂
Stamps dot com everybody.. +Austin rau
Well put
This is an amazing bit! 8 years later and I still crack up...
Every once in a while I go on a Conon-Bill KZhead binge, to brighten my day. It always works.
It hits home with Conan because he's in showbiz and knows exactly what Bill is talking about, having to do things you don't want for the sake of ratings.
+Minkki82 I think you're both spot on. Conan really knows what Bill is talking about.