The Chief does his best to apologise without offending anyone. And fails. Massively.
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Laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I apologise to all those in the asthmatic community.
And to the Black Lives Matter community I trust?
@@andysedgley Asian lives matter
I take great offence to that as an asthmatic so much so much so I was lost for words I apologise unreservedly to Scotland’s mute community
@@Inc712 I understand why the mute community would have not like my words and I do hope they don’t have any beef with me I would like to apologise to scotlands vegan community
@@lfcmuh3528 You should apologize to scotlands cow community instead bring home the bacon I would like to appolagise for emmensly offending scotlands vegan community
This video never gets old. Ooops. I'd like to apologise to the octagenarian community.
I laughed so hard at this clip and I couldn't stop. I apologise to all traffic signs everywhere.
I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself... I'd like to apologise to the incontinent community...
I am really pissed about this comment
Are you three years of age? Because I certainly have a late dummy you could borrow. Scottish...?
😂
@Daniel I have to join you in that apology!
@@vebesese5632 I think you might have taken Daniel too seriously. He is alluding to the comment about peeing. I would like to apologise to all the serious people who are offended by me using the word 'serious'.
This is such Gold! (Disclaimer: I apologise to all jewellers..... )
This comment is on fire! (Disclaimer: I apologize to all arsonists…)
Comedy on the BBC is not dead after all.....Apologies to the deceased after my comment😂😂😂
I'm in stitches 😂😂😂....and I would therefore like to apologise to Sewing Circles everywhere, and to the wider crocheting community in general.
Not to mention surgeons,doctors and the wider 🏥 community 🪡
@@boofuls Of course. My bad 😂
As a Canadian I'd like to apologise to everyone everywhere for everything that has ever happened, Sorry eh!
About time too! You Canadians have a lot to answer for.
Blame Canada 🎤
Can I get compensation from you ? My cousin went hang gliding Saskatchewan and was stuck in tree when a bear mauled him, bear only took the leg, so it would be awesome if you did the Canadian thing and donate 1 of your legs please. It's cold in Canada so a cardboard box should suffice but at least send express airmail, I'm in Australia so if the leg gos bad maybe you'd apologise buy some ice take off the other leg fly it here yourself, I will give you halfprice on mobility scooter
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He's made a right dog's dinner of that! I'd like to apologise to all dogs & dog food companies everywhere 😆
This was sent to me by an ex police officer with 27 years experience over three different forces. Nothing could sum up modern policing more than this video.
British humour is the best
Reckon your friend would like Ben Eltons book 'Identity Crisis'. It's 'Chief' on steroids! The book blurd. "Why are we all so hostile? So quick to take offence? Truly we are living in the age of outrage. A series of apparently random murders draws amiable, old-school Detective Mick Matlock into a world of sex, politics, reality TV and a bewildering kaleidoscope of opposing identity groups. Lost in a blizzard of hashtags, his already complex investigation is further impeded by the fact that he simply doesn't 'get' a single thing about anything anymore. Meanwhile, each day another public figure confesses to having 'misspoken' and prostrates themselves before the judgement of Twitter. Begging for forgiveness, assuring the public "that is not who I am".
Yes, sad indeed.
Was sent to me from a friend with disability. Ironic I have a lot of friends with disability and politically correct is not one of their values.
You do realise modern policing is literally hunting down POC. Stop acting like they're bunch of innocent butterflies your white folk has 1000 reasons to apologize. Its a satire but its true
My favourite parts: the way he says “bee” and that sudden look of despair after the two birds with one stone comment.
Only seeing this in February of 2024 but it's as hilarious as it is timeless....
Absolutely brilliant. Sums up this world in 2 minutes.
You should apologize to premature ejaculators
You're absolutely spot on @billtomo
I would like to apologize to the world for my statement
You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Apologies to the geriatric canine community.
"They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks. Rubbish. I taught my wife to juggle, and she's 63."
Oi! Did you mean geriatric canine, or geriatrics with canines? Either way you need to apologise as I'm getting on a bit so is my dog.
As an introvert, I am miffed that you would speak of "community." Furthermore, as dyslexic I am further exasperated that you would do so in writing.
@@TosiKuvesi Lol :)
@@radbarij Thank you :) I accept you're apology -- but now you need to apologise to all the elderly out there who put their teeth in a glass at night ;)
What really ties this whole sketch together is the confusion from some of the people’s faces. They just look at him like “why tf do you think we’d be offended”
I nearly laughed my head off. I would like to apologise to the leprosy community for my insensitive comments. 😂😂😂
Ha ha ha....bonk!
Really? Impossible!
These Brits have a refreshingly retro sense of humor.
I would like to apologies unreservedly to the Scottish community for being lumped in with the "Brits" ....................... ;-)
@@Leopold5100 👆👏👏😂😂😂
Scottish, not british
Ok. I stand corrected on that point. I'm both English and Scottish living in America. And I'd also like to apologize to the disabled who cannot stand!
@@douglasturner6153 : Hahaa... bloody good one !
This could be a documentary in Scotland right now.
Love your picture haha. So accurate.
'Two bald men fighting over a comb" oh my gosh my stomach hurts, and it's too late at night to laugh out loud. I'd like to apologize to all bald MMA fighters.....and Mike Tyson.
I'd like to apologise to the people who can't stop saying sorry I apologise to myself unreservedly
I apologise to you for apologising to the people who can't stop saying sorry for apologising to myself ... and the world unreservedly apologising.
@@johnfisher247 you'll be sorry for saying this 😂
Canadians?
So funny, so appropriate and so sums up modern society and attitudes. Loved it😂!
This is the first time I've ever seen the Chief and I think it is BRILLIANT... I apologize to the entire community of smart people. I am truly sorry. Oh damn it, I apologies to all the people in the community who only speak the truth. You two know who you are!
Apology accepted!
I like to apologise to the apologetic community for saying sorry all the time...damn just said it again
The funniest thing about this sketch is that it's on The BBC who are one of the biggest proponents of the everything is offensive culture.
Yep but it’s Scotland so probably a bit different. Everything seems better there. Even the BBC is better there.
@@Benlovescheese yes I agree and I’am British.We watch more on BBC Scotland 🏴 we love it 😍.
Cuz it's right wing comedy for people who think there is a cafe out there who has to apologise for serving black coffee.
@@ItsDeffoChris Your opinion is not one I share.
I’m American so my perspective might be a bit ignorant, but the stuff I’ve seen from the BBC generally seems to be more based on actual facts as opposed to hot takes masquerading as analyses. The Guardian, on the other hand…
I love this sketch. I'd like to apologise to those who don't agree with the term "love." Clearly, I've just got a bleeding heart. Uh, I'd like to apologise to anybody who's experienced bleeding. It's not a nice experience, but it's part of growing up. Furthermore I'd like to apologise to anybody who hasn't grown up yet.
As an Aussie, this is brilliant. Anything that happens in Australia upsets Melbourne and the exasperated low effort appologies take a day to make them stop crying.
I'm glad you said Melbourne, as I live in country Victoria and we don't exist, so it wouldn't be us who got upset!!
As a fellow Aussie from Perth, I concur .(though now I feel the need to apologise for coming from Perth... which if you're from the Eastern states or indeed FROM sunny ol Perth itself,you probably feel that goes without saying 😂😂)
Not all Melburnians! The only thing I'm upset about is the weather, the crap public transport system and how much of a hellhole the CBD has turned into.
This is the funniest programme I've seen in years. Laugh out loud funny.
Jesus Christ..
Utterly Hilarious because it's TRUE.
This can actually become true now 😂
This was brilliant 😂😂
This is so accurate. People nowadays got offended too easily
This actually is life at the minute 🤕
Yeap, John Cleese just apologised to the whole white community for Monty Python.
Sad but true
But it isn't really is it
Only in the states.. hope it doesn't infect the world
@@Alex-cw3rz it absolutely is
Life now fully mirroring art.
Send this around the world as a News Flash, It is Funny as -----
ha ha ha you made a right pigs ear lot o that Chief... I would like to apologise to the pigs all over the world ...
Perhaps the chief himself would accept your apology. I would like to apologize to the good people of Law Enforcement all over the world.
Absolutely brilliant. I really laughed out loud.
My sides hurt from laughter! I'd like to apologize to all those who suffer from side pain!
I reacted to this the same way I do when it occurs in reality... 🤣🤣🤣
Oh man, I’m still laughing! That’s about the size of it. Apologize, Apologize, Apologize forever it seems!
Absolute classic! (ran away and hiding 🤐😊🤫🙈🙈)
Absolutely 👈🏻 Brilliant show!
I have seen this episode over 100 times and still can't get enough.. Oh Brother..
Scottish Comedy is Quality
I am bald and I approve of this comedy 🤣
Very funny... and sad at the same time.
is it sad that we are reminded to be kind to each other? . Though this is funny because he is a foot in mouth person and cannot seem to stop, Seriously the bottom line is...if we all stopped being unkind and considered our comments and their effect on people it might be a better place. I apologise to all the serious people who are offended by my use of the word seriously. .
@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 no, it's sad that we have become a bunch of wusses getting upset so easily. The reality is, no one will be able to please everyone.
@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 people like you are the problem. Grow up. Tit.
@@McOdinson Ok boomer
@Vincit OmniaVeritas ok boomer
Hilarious, I couldn't stop laughing, yet it is SO TRUE! 😂🤣🇦🇺
Just a classic pure genius delivered perfectly See also the chief takes a taser
So refreshing I’m crying with laughter I’m epileptic hope this laughing fit does not cause an actual fit or I’ll have to sue the BBC lol 😂
How it feels to tell a joke in 2021
You don't need to tell jokes anymore, just shout Starmer, people will laugh anyway?
Everyone is fed up to the back teeth with PC bullshit. This was such a wonderful clip to prove that :)
I think you need to apologise to PC Bullshit, he was not happy. You can contact him at ‘C’ Division, Leith Police Station
Uploaded by the "woke" and "PC" BBC
@@adama-k2710 my friend, they've got nothing on the rabid woke fiends of North America.
I find that offensive to the dental community
@@johnmullens2857 I'd like to apologise to said community, and I furthermore would like to express that I will never speak like such a fool again :) I'd like to apologise to the foolish community.............
Such an underrated video.
I was just blown away by this sketch …. I’d like to apologise to all people who have been injured in hurricanes…
Nobody could have played this better than Jack Docherty.
I just got better news delivered to me than the BBC has delivered in the last four years.
This says it all. Thank you!!!!! From Long Island New York.
😝 “Two bald men fighting over a comb “ That’s a new hilarious one I’m going to try remember that
In most satire there is a smidgen of truth.
And ONLY a smidgen, right?
I've watched this oh so many times and every time, it has me in splits and then I've to come back for more! Hahaha! 😀
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. 🤣😂
At least the Scottish have a sense of humour. BBC England would obviously ban such frivolity on PC grounds.
The Scots have a great sense of humour, you keep voting for Jimmy Kranky and the hate speech bill Hamza Yousef has brought in. I'm sure it's going to be a laugh a minute!!😂
Absolutely. That's not just a sincere opinion / Comment by the way, but also doubles as a very nostalgic in-joke - for anyone who remembers the obscure show where this guy made his name (back in the 1980s)!
@@kevan00001 what do we have to a apology’s it’s so funny the English aren’t funny 😆 are they .🐣🐣🐣🐣🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
He isn't a police constable
You better apologize to those Scots that dont have a sense of humour...
Hope british humor never dies! (and please accept my appologies to british community, as I am not)
It’s not the British you need to apologize to; this was the Scot Squad.
you are not dying?
@@jamesdalebozeman He must apologize British and all British colonies
We will do our best to keep it alive no matter what 😅
@@jamesdalebozeman Scotland is part of Britain, it's British humour. If some parochial English nationalist started babbling on a Monty Python policeman sketch that this was specifically "English" humour it'd be rather sad. Same applies here.
when you laugh and suddenly realize that its actually closer to reality, everyone is busy with apologizing these days. I guess I have to apologize for this comment now inb4 someone else is offended
Brilliant
Absolutely f ing brilliant 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant.
Genius.
I just realised it’s a comedy when I read the comments, because it is what’s going on everyday , people apologise for everything! 😳
Do they? Sorry 😜
Cant tell the diffrence as this is so true !
He does a great Scottish accent!
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(Apologies to any Scottish people, I apologize on this man’s behalf).
So True... but, it’s art imitating the real world
no it is satire, there is a difference.
@@PetroicaRodinogaster264 Satire isn't a thing now. That comedy skit is actually a true representation of how everyone is forced to say sorry for nothing, but hurting some sensitive Karen's feelings.
Art doesn't imitate the real world, it holds up a mirror so that it can see itself. This sketch is art.
Oh it was a skit......
@@joebloggs3551 I was surprised.
This hillarious.. laughing my ass till i fell from my chair.. I would like to apologize to the any of the member of the chairmaker community..
Thank you Scotland 👍👏
In tears laughting
Hello Teresa I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it
This is actually a documentary...🤣🤣🤣
In stitches came across this whilst looking for something totally different. Glad I found it thank you
The Police Chief is hilarious. He would be perfect in telling dad jokes in an overly dramatic manner... I watch this episode whenever I get bored.. The BEEs BEEs ... Gees !!
This is so funny! I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair! Apologies to the dizzy and the drunk...
Hello Peg I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it
if it wasn't so close to reality it would be funny...as it is, it is hilarious!!
Absolute quality. Not a swear word in sight. Did ya hear that Billy ? Aii ! Love the scots.
When the world around you has gone completely mad and you are the only one who can see.
This is classic
Wow, the BBC is finally getting the message. Now, we hope the SBC will follow suit.
Yeah, they are getting back to good old fashioned real comedy. Jim Davidson and Bernard Manning mocking gays and black people. What a refreshing change to get back to hatred after ten years of being decent humans.
@@tommiatkins3443 like progressives are full of love.. truth is far from both sides
@@seanmulcahy3243 Example of a "right wing" expression of love please.
Haha, the apology to those with epilepsy, not epileptics, so it needed to be a double apology. 😂🤣
Hello Kim I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it
So true, im sorry that there are so many fragile little buttercups !
I am so sorry there are people like you who are obtuse and limited in language.
This is just tooooooo good
O wow i laughed so much .😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hello Mary I see happiness all around you, can I please share from it
This is funny. I subscribed to this channel because of the Chief.
Me too! It's brilliant! 😆😆😆
We should set up a blind date for the Chief, the possibilities.
Oh dear, this is a comedic treasure!😁😂😁
My family laughed their socks off at this video, but afterwards we looked at each other and realised although it is an exaggeration of truth right now the way things are progressing will probably be very near the real truth in a couple of years time.
Well..a couple of years HAS passed.. and you’re right..😁
@@Oystersgetclamydia Thanks for that I think😊😊 but I will not comment on my next predictions just in case I am right again
@@gorse9030 Lol😁
@@gorse9030 You did NOT just say "predicted" did you?? Aufff.... Can you now please apologise to the fortune telling community! smh 🤦🏼♂️
@@buzzin-hornet Yes now you have brought this to my attention I realise my dreadful unfeeling comment and apologise unreservedly 😊😊
This was hilarious!
A classic! 😆 Lovely bird there
LOL!!! Oh dear, I've got a sore stomach from laughing so much.
All true and I would like to apologise for saying that!
Brilliant!
Priceless!
The irony at the end is that he’s apologising to a bird that KILLS OTHER BIRDS!😅😅😅 You can hear the hawk saying ‘Don’t apologise to me, big man. I eat the wee f**kers for breakfast, y’ken.’ 😅😅
Loved this!
I would like to apologize for saving this Scot Squad video to a playlist I named "Brit wit."
Why? Isn’t Scotland part of Britain?
@@wheatish A lot of Scots, Welsh and Irish don't like to be conflated with the English. I suppose there are some who don't mind but it's a touchy subject. Anyway I was just riffing on the apology joke.
This is brilliant! So true.
A beautifully crafted sketch.