Old age is worse than you imagine in a lot of ways, but that doesn't stop it from being completely hilarious! Whether it's forgetting where you parked you car, or hurting yourself in your sleep, there is always something to laugh about, and these Dry Bar comedians are here to tell you about their experiences.
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It is so weird when you wake up one day and realise that you are the same age as old people.
Facts!
My dad was driving to my house with my mom and youngest sister and they stopped at the grocery store for soda. My dad parked the car and ran in. He came out and couldn't find the car. He went back inside the store and had them call 911 because he left his phone in the car. He told them he was sure that my mom and sister wouldn't've left without him. They must've been kidnapped. He went back out of the store to take a breath and wait for the cops and saw my sister coming to check on him. He forgot he was driving my mom's car, he was looking for his SUV. 🤦♀️
This is hilarious and cute
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That hurts. Hope the police were understanding......
Wow I love this! It's my family too 😂😂😂🤣😇😁😊👍
Omg that is hysterical but yet scary
I'm 60...a couple of years ago I was 25...
Paul Williams So true! 😢🥴😂🥴😢
Dam....
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55 still 5
Me Too! How'd that happen? 🤔
Once I was tearing up my desk and going through my pocketbook looking for my glasses when I went to a co-workers office and asked her if she had seen my glasses and she said "you are wearing them." 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Pocketbook hahaha 🤣 That is what my Grandma called her purse! I'm 46!
Literally had my flashlight on my phone on trying to search for my phone lmaooooo
Oh no!
When I was 8 year's old I heard this poem and since everyone around me who heard it laughed and laughed I memorized it.. I didn't have a clue what it meant yet All I knew was that it made people laugh. So, I thought I would would share it with my Mom, and she laughed, yet told me I was NOT TO GO AROUND REPEATING IT. Anyway, I didn't listen and she heard me repeating it and SO later after dinner my Mom had me sit down by my Dad and she said : I instructed her not to repeat this poem she is going to recite to you. So I repeated : 😁 Untitled Now that you are old and feeble your pilot light has gone out. What use to be your sex appeal is now your water spout. It sure use to embarrass you to make the thing behave when every single morning it would stand up and watch you shave, BUT now that you have grown OLD it sure give's you the BLUES as it hangs down your leg and WATCHES YOU TIE YOUR SHOE. He didn't laugh, right then. He did tell me that a lady doesn't recite such poetry in mixed company and until I understood what I was reciting I was not to repeat it. Not until after I got married and had children. 😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅😂🤣 I am 66 year's old now
Just turned 70. Old age IS NOT for the weak! Lived longer than my father, who drank and smoked. Guess I did do something' right! Luckily, my life still has my wife of 46 years tagging along!
Me too in May. The same woman since 1967. I was 19 and she was 17 and a half.
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That's pretty cool to hear that some people are still married these days. I just turned 30 and I dont know anyone my age that's married. You guys are awesome!
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May GOD continue to bless you for many more years of happy and healthy life with your wife and other loved ones.. Laughter and low/no stress lifestyle is another key component for longevity. Keep watching comedy Sir.
I knew that I’d reached middle age when the barber started trimming my eyebrows and the hair in my ears 👂.
Sitting in the barber's chair, haircuts almost done, and the stylist cuts the eyebrows down. I thought it was weird cause they usually ask first. Then she also trimmed the ears and in that moment I knew I was officially a grownup. Not buying a car, not getting a house, not getting married, not even having a kid. It was the unasked for, but needed, ear trim.
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When he talked about dropping something and you just look at it for a moment. I have honestly done that and thought maybe i can get someone else to pick it up lol
LOL right!
This is what kids and grand kids are for.. 😂
I make LOTS of noises picking stuff up off the floor! Bursitis in both hips... It takes awhile to limber up enough to get down there! 😅
When i drop the change at the store i look at it and if its a dime or a penny ill leave it . I do still get it if its a quarter.
I’m 42, I think I qualify to comment 😂😂😂I started picking it up with my feet, I’ve even considered buying a grab stick so I don’t have to roll all the way over in bed and grab stuff off the night stand.
Getting old sucks so much...thanks for helping me laugh about it.
I think party line phones were the first Facebook. Remember going outside to turn the tv antenna? Or manually rolling the car windows down? Black and white television? I still remember my grandmother saying “they told us they were going to make planes that could outrun their own sound, and we didn’t believe them.” Anyone remember sonic booms? Or those huge stereo cabinets that took up the whole wall? Prank calls were always fun to do...you couldn’t be identified!
I remember those days!
My uncle & aunt had the best one of those “stereo cabinets” I ever saw, with the tv and the turntable and speakers all built in. The thing must have weighed as much as a grand piano!!
Sonic Booms were THE BEST! 👍
Prank calls 👍 Well, at least weve got *67 to supress caller ID. Im not quite as old as most people here. But yeah, prank calls were fun for a kid in the 70s. Remember the ringback? My sister & I drove our Mom NUTS with that. When she began thinking some sick stranger might be watching the house we had to stop. And its corny now, but one of my friends in the neighborhood called every sporting goods store he could find in the Yellow Pages, & asked them all the same question: "Do you inflate your own balls?!" 😆😆😆
I miss them days the good old days what memories
Old age creeps up on you. Before you know it your sitting in an senior citizens home. It goes by fast folks. Dont sweat the small stuff because its all small stuff. 😉
Me Smith Oh goodness gracious sakes alive.... I do so understand what you are saying. Males and females may be different but getting old is an equalizer! 😂😢😂😢😂
At this point ,Id enjoy the company.
Once, I was training security personnel for the Navy. I was 55, retired from the police department already. The training involved a demonstration that included a sprint from a dead start. The volunteer waited for me to run towards him to start the exercise. I was twenty-one feet away when I exploded from my start position. The first step ruptured my Achilles’ tendon. The exercise was successful in demonstrating what was needed, but I learned from that time onward that one should never run faster than your age.
Negative. Still in the PD on the motorcycle detail. Navy contract security was ‘07.
@Me Smith She's alive and well at Ford Island. Still her majestic self.
@Me Smith makes me think of all the sailors that came before and after and shared the same privileged spot. A special breed, indeed, that no one else can claim.
Yup right around minute 1:00 I realize I know that guy! My husband actually grunts when he steers the car! And it's one of those modern ones with power steering! Hilarious!
You know you are old when your coffee table has all your medications waiting for you to put in your weekly pill container. You look down and you havent thrown away your AARP mail, your blood pressure moniter is there and you need to wear your eyeglasses on at all times. You look like your mom or dad and you make unwanted noises. You make your list for what you need to get done then when your done you need to take a nap. You wake up and your stiff as you go to use the toilet your bones crack. You know your old when you forgot what day it is too often and the fact that you do not care anymore.
women are officially old when they have to reverse the order of their chest and waist msmts (waist-chest-hips); for men i reckon it's when everything gets stiff except the one part thats supposed to lol
pro tip : you can watch movies on Flixzone. Been using them for watching a lot of movies recently.
@Jared Bronson Definitely, been using Flixzone for since december myself :D
Yep. I am THAT age, too. Glad to hear this collection and realize I'm not alone in my old age weirdness. Waking up with injuries: Once I woke up with a dislocated shoulder. How's that even possible? Losing my car in the parking lot: My wife and I had identical cars, just different colors. Hers was a light blue and mine was red. My car went into the shop, so I drove my wife's car to work. At the end of my work day I wandered around. Someone pulls up to ask if I need help. I pointed right at my wife's car and said, "It looks exactly like that one, only it's red."
Lance Kaz OMG.... NOW THAT IS FUNNY.... YOU DID GREAT AT MAKING ME LAUGH AGAIN, THANK YOU SIR!!! 🤗😗
@Lance Your shoulder can pop out if there's already a weakness there. I had it happen to me after I displaced my shoulder trying to get out of a hold in a self-defense class. I was susceptible to it popping out for quite a while because the ligaments were stretched.
@@mumvictoria2757 That makes a lot of sense. However, my waking up with a dislocated shoulder was the first dislocated joint I'd ever had in my life, and it never happened again. And I'm certain it was dislocated. My chiropractor put it back into joint. Maybe ligaments get a tad stretchy when you age?
You guy’s made me CRY from laughter!!!! Now, finally l find my people! It’s funny when I text people, I still write the way I did when I learned how to write letters and essays, with proper writing because if I give into the younger generation way of writing, they will never think that is supposed to be like that. I am worried that even I might forget how to spell properly myself if I don’t keep writing the word “okay” instead of “ok.”
Ha! Agreed 😅
I can relate 😊😄🤣
Great stuff. Kudos to the "set decorator" at DryBar for all the great, detailed backgrounds. No "brick wall" paper, just an interesting variety of backdrops. Thanks, we notice.
The set crew are masters. So many sets to see and laughter to hear. “If you can't be cheerful, be as cheerful as you can.” - LUCY MAUD MONTGOMERY
Ross Bennett. The two noises! Oh, I so relate. I even do it at work and try so hard not to, but they just come out! Dammit.
The first comedian Ross is a living Mort Goldman
I am THAT age! LoL especially getting up from my chair or off the floor... or reaching something! LMAO
I don’t like how your talking about how old you are but say lmao😂😂
You can still get down on the floor? With or without falling? Lol
@@James-rr8uc , dude ya can laugh or cry about it. The pains are still the same.
Kristi Collett Lucky you for being able to get off the floor.... I am now at the point of having to crawl to something to help me! 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 but I still get up! 😂
Sometimes it's me falling... others, well, it's a struggle for sure
Have to warm up to make ice cream.... Ice cream injury.. 🤣🤣🤣
Getting old is horrible, i hate it so much. I guess the alternative is dying so i should be grateful
These guys were all awesome!
I'd forgotten about the channel changer, the tape winder, the booster chair the book cover, antenna. Thanks for the memories.
I'm 60 years old and that is the funniest comedians I've seen in a long time great video👍🤣🤣🤣🍻🍺 they hit the nail on the head LMAO
I've only lost my car once. I did get into the wrong car once -- I thought why won't my key work. Good thing my key didn't work or I would have accidentally stolen a car.
ghogue61 - Been there, done that! 🤣🤣
*@ghogue61* 😆😆 I can relate. A friend with a white Chevy pickup pulled up to a convenience store & parked in front of it so I could run in & buy a drink. I got out, & while I was inside the store an IDENTICAL white Chevy parked right next to my friend. I walked out of the store, hopped into the passenger seat to find some woman Id never met sitting in the drivers seat. Mystified, when I said "Who are you?!" I saw my friend & his wife waving at us through the driver's side window. That story STILL occasionally circulates through our church gravevine
I’ve gotten into the wrong car. It wasn’t even the same make and model but it was silver, I just got in the passenger seat and started talking, thought it was my daughter until the guy said “excuse me ma’am, do I know you”.
I forgot how old I was last week. I had to ask my old folks. They responded: son, look at the calendar.
He needs to star in a comedy show!
I am at the age too! Love your act
OLD JOKES SOUNDS FUNNIER COMING FROM OLDER PEOPLE,WE DO IT BETTER,WHEN YOUNG PEOPLE TELL OLD JOKES I JUST SAY KEEP LIVING! 😅
SO TRUE
Same, when the blonde girl was doing her bit, I was thinking “give it time, you ain’t seen nothing yet”.
*Oh, Kevin J was Hilarious! Thanks so much for including him!
He looks like my abstract algebra professor.
Looks a little like my freshman Chem prof now that you mention it!!
PAPER BAG ALSO SOAKS UP GREASE FROM CHICKEN, FISH, FRIEZ, SHRIMP ETC; 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍SOUTH BATON ROUGE LOUISIANA 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️👍👍😂😂
Getting my days mixed up. Couldn't remember if I already ate a peanut butter san or if that was yesterday.
Every morning I take six different pills. If I next do some things out of order during my day, I will return later and not remember if I took my pills or not. My dilemma is : I don't want to take a double dose of pills, but I don't want to skip my pills either. I always assume that I did take them. I am still alive at age 68.
Yep, yep, ... Yep that too, lol
First guy is GOLD.
Too funny, because its so true!! Lol!!?😉😉😁
I make these noises and im 21. My dad was already concerned about it haha.
Jeremy Stig - My daughter too! And I noticed that all ages are having issues with keeping the head straight with forgetfulness and words coming out wrong. It helps all of us to relate, maybe to how busy life is that we cannot keep up with the speed of things and multiple amounts of distractions/responsibilities and so on!
I can relate. My Dad told me I was in worse shape than he is. He called me "a rambling wreck". He's not wrong. My boss' eyes got wide when my knee audibly popped one day when I walked past her desk. The only way I could keep walking was to limp the rest of the way.
Once my toddler and I were visiting my dad at his home in the country. When we went for lunch at the Hi Neighbor Restaurant I asked the waitress for a phone book for my child to sit on. I was puzzled by the strange look she gave me until she returned with the phone book which was almost a half inch thick.
THANKS FOR THE POSTS, MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH, GOD BLESS AND STAY SAFE
Well I can totally relate ...
They all were very good, enjoyed each one of the comedians.... 😂.. LOL
Thanks I needed that! Having lived it for year’s!
This is a deathbed 😆
First guy reminded me of Prof. Irwin Corey😊
Without the glasses, he reminded me of Harpo Marx 😁👍
The last guy was funny, I remember all of that
All the comedians were very funny!😂😂😂
Plate of olives 🤣
ffoorrdd4 - That was funny, but when it comes to Italian, make it easy and just pick Lasagna, right? It’s is the best! 🍴
I can SO relate to the noises you make doing simple things!!
l am british. l have had my radiators since the late eighties, l also have a thermostat to adust the heat, and yes l still open the windows sometimes.
Women in my family tend to leave this life in their 50s or 60s. Im 32 and i look and feel 60 already. Hard life. I could write a self help book.
It's getting kinda' "OLD" Losing things that are by STILL in my hand (s) And tearing up the house that I just straightened up looking for whatever "I lost" today.
I also have actually lost something I was holding in my hand at the time.
A friend once told me a story about when she called her daughter and her daughter said to her that she sounds distracted, and my friend fold her daughter (while talking on the phone) that she was looking around for her phone! Her daughter was like, “Mom! You are ON your phone talking to me!” Every time we would mention that story, we would crack up, it was so hilarious!!! 🤣
That happened to me in my early 20s. Walking around the house going WHERE IS MY WALLET with my wallet *in my left hand* the entire time 😂😂😂
The prop comic at the end was on point with the old school references. Hilarious.
I can so relate to what he is saying about noises. Just the other day, my 82 year old mother said to me after we sat down in the car, "Are you ok?" I said, "Yeah, mom. Why?" She said, well, you made a noise when you got into the car .. lol
I lost my child while I was shopping....I found her on my hip! 🤣
Yeah, at my age if I don't have a pain somewhere I become concerned. :)
Oh yeah,that is me I like "WTF" ?... ."what was that ? '... "really?...that was me ?" I say to myself (while in total disbelief as I am still 17 in my head) so I'm thinking...".nah, that couldn't have been me" Oooh,but it was......!
When I was 11, my father told me to run it for as long as I could; for the day would come when I wouldn't be able to run anymore. The very first time I ran and my knee popped, I had to stop and laugh. We adjust! Fast walking now.
His poor dad .. lol 😂😂😂
Oh man, this is great! 😄👍
🤣😂👍they're funny 🤣🤣😂
Loosey Lavender is hilarious
Life gets good at 40.
Christine Reardon - Getting wiser, is the part I like! And learning about life never stops!
I’m 42 and I definitely agree
I'm going to bet that there will be a collection of skits about Fitbit next.
So funny and true 😂
I've been that age for a long time.
Sam CantorCan Me too 😂🥴😂
Lol I've been saying "I'm getting old in my young age" since I was 15
When I was 15 they called me "old man." Wasn't a problem, tho. Never had to pay someone to buy us alcohol.
All great, but I love (my old friend) Ross Bennett!
At 71, been there done that. Bwahahaha
At 20:00 that guy described me perfectly... Only problem is that I am 18 yikes
I'm 44 & I get it already😂 so I sent it to my 63yr old mom. So funny she will send it along too. It'll be like Alpha Beta before long 🙆
I thought the nickel was for a scale, lol
Classic dad noises
And it was a brilliant thought!
I'm glad to be young now. Because I don't want to waste complaining about my age.
Even worse is when you have trouble getting out of the passenger side of the car. Ugh!
Really funny!!
yes , lol i'm ok , just kinda exhausted , need to sit down
Who is this kid of 65 talking about old age?
Robert Schwartz - This lady I used to work with, I told her my age and I am not young ( middle aged) , she said I am a “spring chicken.” Wow, I’ve never even heard that term before!
aww thats sad. this is the last bed i'll ever buy. thats fucked up.
Ross Bennett reminds me of Al Brooks
This collection is hellirious
18:04 Guy Fieris’ Dad small world.
not sure if that second to last guy is Richard Williams or Robin Pryor but somehow hes both richard pryor and robin williams lol
Use the bathroom BEFORE WATCHING 😂🤣😅🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂😅😂🤣
Too Funny!!
I say "Oy vey"... I'm a 30 something year old African woman. I say it all the time. Or "for the love of God" or "God bless!"
Lydia Waweru-Morgan - You just made me think of my mom saying that phrase, “Oy vey!” I haven’t heard that in a while . It’s funny when I hear someone say something I haven’t heard in a long time and it would make me miss being around English speaking people, since I used to work with a lot of Spanish speaking people. Now , I am around Americans, glad for that but I hope not to loose the little bit of Spanish that I have learned.
I make noises when i get up im only 35🤦🏿
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Hahahah I feel the same with 🇺🇸 quarters lmao! Even though they are more it's annoying.
😂Tell you one thing I want die early stressing about my age,I'm going to LMAO and count my blessings!
Me too, im 60 vry funy
Just last week I was a handsome young man with a body of chiseled granite, now... I scare children and small dogs.... Just recently (WOW, was that thirty six years ago??) I built a beautiful home and installed a clear shower door in the master bath. My wife is older too... I'm going to the hardware store to get a can of black spray paint.... I was going into a restaurant recently. The young woman (about ten years older than me... maaaaybe thirty five (saw me out of the corner of her eye, and panicked. She yelled to her young daughter behind her, "OH! OH... HOLD THE DOOR FOR THAT OLD MAN!!" Worse yet, I thought "old man noises was funny... then I caught myself making them, and today I used my shirt pocket!!!!
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At 6:10, George Washington was....
I'm 57 and I feel comfortable in my skin.
The question is would Hannibal. 😉
About 'saying you're "old" in your 30s': when I was in my 30s, I didn't FEEL 'in my 30s' until I was about 37. I'm only-just 'in my 40s' (40 years old), and ... I dunno; I guess I don't think about it much.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
I am that old