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Til Death Do Us Blart 2023

Little Empire Podcasts
2024 ж. 14 Мам.
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The Blart quintet are back for a ninth year. Nothing will stop them from their annual watch and review of BP:MC2, not an industry-wide strike, not a lack of enthusiasm for the film. In this refreshingly straight-laced approach at the material, all five reviewers have remained (mainly) sober and checked in. This mentally sharp environment has allowed for a Griffin-Timbo mindmeld to explore the possible religious and philosophical ramifications of Paul fighting a bird in a fake garden setting to piano music. Travis is attempting to explain to his child that this movie IS a comedy. Guy is quick to defend the Toyota Yaris. And Justin has once again figured out a way to turn the watch into a joyful experience while watching shirtless in bed.
Please enjoy, season greetings to one and all and do consider purchasing a shirt or poster this year because all the proceeds go to the First Nations Development Institute.
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Current hosts: Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy, Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery
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  • i want a wife episode where sydney gives an in depth medical analysis of the movie, teresa analyzes the etiquette, and rachel writes a poem about blart

    @griffin1155@griffin11555 ай бұрын

    • Amazing idea

      @Yammenkow@Yammenkow5 ай бұрын

    • Tim's wife, Zoe, is also a doctor. Medical analysis with perspectives from both American and NZ healthcare systems.

      @henryrosie@henryrosie5 ай бұрын

    • Amazing

      @laurabaker9610@laurabaker96105 ай бұрын

    • I’d pay to see this.

      @SnarkyJohnny@SnarkyJohnny5 ай бұрын

    • I want to see this so badly but I also don’t want to give the boys a whole year off😂 How do we only get the girls but also make the boys watch it again anyways?😂😂

      @YouPear3@YouPear35 ай бұрын

  • 10 year special is a full costumed reenactment that has been dubbed over with the original audio

    @whimsical_haircut@whimsical_haircut5 ай бұрын

    • Please

      @jackroberts2704@jackroberts27044 ай бұрын

  • i listen to this pod every year and i have never watched paul blart mall cop 2. i think i intend to keep it this way til the end of time

    @lil_feather@lil_feather5 ай бұрын

    • After ten years, I'm gonna watch it and email noting every moment that I didn't know was gonna happen. If there is a single second of unexamined content, I'm bringing it up

      @allypearlman5569@allypearlman55695 ай бұрын

    • incredible dedication @@allypearlman5569

      @lil_feather@lil_feather5 ай бұрын

    • Same. I 100% feel that watching the movie would ruin my listening experience. Also by all accounts it's a dogshit movie, why would I want to see it? :p

      @OlleLindestad@OlleLindestad5 ай бұрын

    • oh absolutely. I have listened in year in and year out and I plan to never see it.

      @Wmblair@Wmblair5 ай бұрын

    • My plan is to watch it either when they bail out on a 10x, or, um, the first "roster change".

      @Taurusus@Taurusus5 ай бұрын

  • Amazing. To think that if the strike hadn't ended we never would have learned that the bird is the egyptian goddess Maat weighing Blart's soul against its own feather.

    @Yammenkow@Yammenkow5 ай бұрын

  • « Le Big Sticky Mess, un lanceur de grenades qui envoie de la MOUSSE collante »

    @Epinardscaramel@Epinardscaramel5 ай бұрын

  • I had the boys finding the milk truck extra sad this year on my bingo card but it was a laughing year instead lol

    @gee159@gee1595 ай бұрын

    • Next year will you publish your bingo card for us all to play along? 😄

      @Poplopo@Poplopo5 ай бұрын

  • happy till death do us blart to all who celebrate

    @ohitelms350@ohitelms3505 ай бұрын

  • I CANNOT believe I've made this my personal Thanksgiving tradition for 9 years running.

    @KatieKat823@KatieKat8235 ай бұрын

    • This is literally the only reason I make it through my Thanksgivings shifts with my sanity intact.

      @theconqueringenigma@theconqueringenigma5 ай бұрын

    • I cannot believe it has already been 9 years, oh god

      @elihere@elihere5 ай бұрын

    • Is it fkn November yet

      @OhGodWhatIsThisAah@OhGodWhatIsThisAah2 ай бұрын

  • The brief pixelated clips of the film in this version are the most I have seen of the actual movie in question to date.

    @RussGetsIt@RussGetsIt5 ай бұрын

  • At first I thought the pixelated background was kind of distracting and then I realized it’s the full movie Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 and that’s my new favorite thing

    @smalliesxd@smalliesxd5 ай бұрын

  • Y'all ever wonder if Kevin James stays in Hollywood because he is afraid of his creations?

    @tannerliubakka2939@tannerliubakka29395 ай бұрын

  • I can’t believe they didn’t come to “Paul Blart Mall LARP” for the 10th anniversary show

    @marileeackerson7248@marileeackerson72485 ай бұрын

  • 7:01 hell yeah grip it and rip it babyyy

    @chrisseymour8514@chrisseymour85145 ай бұрын

  • I am thankful for these five scholars subjecting themselves to PBMC2 for our amusement! See y'all next year!

    @andrewauman3488@andrewauman34885 ай бұрын

  • There is no greater testament to the passage of time and the aging of our hosts than an earnest conversation about golf.

    @saimonfullah@saimonfullah5 ай бұрын

  • I've been listening to these guys for 9 years and I can't believe Guy's voice is coming out of that man's mouth. It literally looks like Tim put on a different outfit, split the frame, and had himself dubbed over.

    @TellerFarsight@TellerFarsight5 ай бұрын

  • I asked them at their Comic Con Q&A panel this year about death blart things forgetting about the strike and I THINK my question might have been the first moment they realized that them not doing the podcast was a possibility this year and Griffin's panic was extremely palpable. Sorry for giving y'all such a scare!

    @RailfanJunction@RailfanJunction5 ай бұрын

    • Thank you for promoting death till us blart to the larger mbmbam community, I feel like till death do us blart is a hole in the wall podcast I was at comic con, still bummed I missed the mbmbam panel

      @ACDBunnie@ACDBunnie5 ай бұрын

  • Til Death Do Us Blart might be my favorite podcast ever. I hope they never vote to end it. I want it to last until I die.

    @emilycookie1499@emilycookie14994 ай бұрын

  • I pulled this video up just to figure out what Griffin was going on about with the caterpillar talk at the end, and I WAS NOT disappointed to figure out that it was Justin sneaking a vape. 10/10

    @Nycticorax87@Nycticorax875 ай бұрын

  • 8:10 The way Griffin just ragdolls like a bethesda character while he laughs here, it's really doing me in

    @abj6920@abj69205 ай бұрын

  • They can totally leverage the successor role on their kids like the threat of Santa Claus. "If you don't behave I WILL name you as my successor for the Death Blart Podcast."

    @Atalinay@Atalinay5 ай бұрын

  • Have we considered that the movie is not a movie at all, and that instead Paul is in a cycle of rebirth wherein each time we rewatch the movie he, in real time, is reborn and must once again overcome this ordeal?

    @adamr9420@adamr94205 ай бұрын

    • Him being born as a full grown man explains a lot about his character

      @eldritchzora@eldritchzora5 ай бұрын

  • I may not be American, but my thanksgiving tradition is getting zooted to til death do us blart and thinking about how much settler-colonialism sucks.

    @Anarcho_slimer@Anarcho_slimer5 ай бұрын

  • I love sharing this experience with the boys every year. I live in Canada so this is literally the only reason I look forward to American Thanksgiving

    @SuplexThisBear@SuplexThisBear5 ай бұрын

    • I live in America yet this is literally the only reason I look forward to American Thanksgiving

      @hhhcontent3930@hhhcontent39305 ай бұрын

    • Came here to say this. 😂

      @maithcailin@maithcailin5 ай бұрын

  • If there was anything this podcast needed, it was glossy 4K visuals.

    @gucketjug@gucketjug5 ай бұрын

  • I really hope Kevin James does an episode of the pod, maybe for the 10th or 20th anniversary or the show also Guy was pretty sassy calling Griff a smarmy prick

    @jazzyfoo@jazzyfoo5 ай бұрын

  • I’m surprised that even completely blasted, Justin could still write on the lines

    @LifesNeverHumDrum@LifesNeverHumDrum5 ай бұрын

    • he entered hog mode and reached Critical Focus on the task in front of him

      @janab1130@janab11305 ай бұрын

    • i can’t even write on the lines sober (my handwriting is dogshit, cursive AND print)

      @BlessingKnTproducti@BlessingKnTproducti5 ай бұрын

  • I cannot believe I didn't know there was a video version of this podcast. Good enough of an excuse to re-listen while knitting

    @zrasabba@zrasabba5 ай бұрын

  • 1:37:13 I’m crying this is so funny I wish we got full video mbmbam episodes

    @caileymarietattoo@caileymarietattoo5 ай бұрын

  • Another fantastic episode. Thank you for not showing clips, I have made a vow to never watch this film and only experience it via this podcast.

    @rinrennee@rinrennee5 ай бұрын

    • Happy, but not surprised, that I am not alone in this

      @OlleLindestad@OlleLindestad5 ай бұрын

    • Did the "commentary track" episode threaten your vow at all? That was the point at which I finally caved.

      @Poplopo@Poplopo5 ай бұрын

    • @@Poplopo I think I lightly considered breaking the vow for that but in the end I knew it was something I could never undo. If I watch this film, I'll never again experience the weirdness of having a movie I've never seen described so passionately every year.

      @rinrennee@rinrennee5 ай бұрын

  • You beautiful human beings. Thank you for giving us a video for the records to be kept for all time of the original Five

    @asteroidblues402@asteroidblues4025 ай бұрын

  • oh my god I never put together this Guy is the same one from NZ taskmaster haha. Awesome!

    @TigrrGoesOHAI@TigrrGoesOHAI5 ай бұрын

  • I can't believe it was more than an hour before the banana was mentioned this year.

    @SeventhEve@SeventhEve5 ай бұрын

  • PAUL BLART LARP 🎉🎉🎉 I am THERE!!! you GOTTA go to Vegas!

    @iamjl4l@iamjl4l5 ай бұрын

  • this was such a philosophical episode lmfao

    @BlessingKnTproducti@BlessingKnTproducti5 ай бұрын

  • Nick is in a time loop, he's lived this day a million times.

    @ethfun@ethfun5 ай бұрын

    • Isn't this whole project kind of just a self-imposed time loop?

      @noesunyoutuber7680@noesunyoutuber76804 ай бұрын

  • This is my first episode I’ve listened to & have decided that I’ll listen to the rest in reverse order. Why not?

    @kyleharris346@kyleharris3465 ай бұрын

    • Honestly it's more enjoyable to listen in order. Let the running jokes happen and grow

      @greasyphilip@greasyphilip5 ай бұрын

    • Do it chronologically!

      @nickrobertson8406@nickrobertson84065 ай бұрын

    • Blart would listen backwards

      @kyleharris346@kyleharris3465 ай бұрын

  • Hold up, does Guy's hat say "Women want me, fish fear me?"

    @ariana9692@ariana96925 ай бұрын

    • lol yes, my dad has that hat

      @kellyg1972@kellyg19725 ай бұрын

  • So glad there's video! I skipped to the end to see Justin trying to sneakily smoke up

    @taakotuesday@taakotuesday5 ай бұрын

  • This is my favorite podcast and sometimes vidcast

    @greatbad5618@greatbad56185 ай бұрын

  • Welcome one and all, let us gather and listen to another episode of the world's greatest holiday tradition.

    @moriartyholmes8172@moriartyholmes81725 ай бұрын

  • the bad afterlife that guy purposes is actually fucking chilling. the bird is perpetually bleeding out, the cold, blue stars above never move, and you're just kinda there to reflect on your actions for eternity. can you IMAGINE the ice that would shoot thru your veins when the piano man stands up, looks at the dying bird, looks back at you, says "that wasn't the solution" AND THEN FUCKING VANISHES?? AND TAKES THE ABILITY FOR THINGS TO CHANGE WITH HIM??? the fiction created by these good good boys is evocative as hell and UTTERLY terrifying.

    @quertie420@quertie4204 ай бұрын

  • This podcast is my favorite birthday present each year

    @JasmineBrie99@JasmineBrie995 ай бұрын

  • the true reason for the season

    @arin999@arin9995 ай бұрын

  • One must imagine Paul Blart happy

    @clintbustwood4800@clintbustwood48003 ай бұрын

  • feeling hashtag blessed this year beautiful boys

    @astridgallagher6941@astridgallagher69415 ай бұрын

  • My first time listening to Til Death Do Us Blart… great show!

    @6p715@6p7155 ай бұрын

  • The best eternal podcast.

    @FelixWarren@FelixWarren5 ай бұрын

  • IT'S TIME TO BLART

    @missfuneralsong@missfuneralsong5 ай бұрын

  • The mcelroys need to start issuing severe health warnings every time they mention their kids ages. Hearing baby bebe is 7???!!! I remember when she was born yall. Wild stuff

    @AvisSapiens@AvisSapiens5 ай бұрын

  • Merry Blartmas! I was so optimistic that maybe the email had been recovered and I sent a sincere theory about Footlocker. Gonna have to send it to just all emails for other shows for everyone because I need this theory shared.

    @CaptainRuff@CaptainRuff5 ай бұрын

    • Can you share it here? I thought maybe an ad placement. Or if he was kicking something then it was just a pun about his foot.

      @Atalinay@Atalinay5 ай бұрын

  • I knew this year thanksgiving would be tough, I've been looking forward to this episode of TDDUB for a month. Thank you for all you do boys

    @isaiahkinney2400@isaiahkinney24005 ай бұрын

  • Thank heavens for Deathblart

    @Qdammit@Qdammit5 ай бұрын

  • my friends and i have made this part of our thanksgiving tradition. we have seen pb:mc2 three years in a row now. folks? it's not good!!!

    @williamdiment7439@williamdiment74395 ай бұрын

  • The best part of late November!

    @Epinardscaramel@Epinardscaramel5 ай бұрын

  • 19:25 Eduardo is the Frank Grimes to Paul Blart's Homer

    @Dabednego@Dabednego5 ай бұрын

  • 9:21 holy west virginia

    @naworshea@naworshea5 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely incredible, glad to be back

    @averylarsen9086@averylarsen90865 ай бұрын

  • 8:12 Griffin are you okAy 😂

    @smalliesxd@smalliesxd5 ай бұрын

  • Given that Blart 2 was made partly as a giant commercial for Vegas, I wonder if they'll ever do an episode in the obscure filming location of the tiny hotel of Wynn resort

    @hobbitninja@hobbitninja5 ай бұрын

  • I like Travis a lot and unfortunately he's forced me to be a little bit more happier at the prospect of his death by electing Aabria Iyengar??? Why would he do that 😭😭

    @gl00myharvester@gl00myharvester5 ай бұрын

  • you have no idea how much i needed this today

    @gretacwink8659@gretacwink86595 ай бұрын

  • This is what brings me so much joy

    @beefbastardd@beefbastardd5 ай бұрын

  • Thank you.

    @AltDelete@AltDelete5 ай бұрын

  • For the 10th anniversary of this podcast I will finally watch PBMC2 with The Boys 🫡

    @Rickyblobby@Rickyblobby3 ай бұрын

  • This was my first time watching. Thanks for catching me up!

    @nicksanders3134@nicksanders31345 ай бұрын

  • Best morning treat

    @fiercedietyfan@fiercedietyfan5 ай бұрын

  • I'm sorry but I thought it was really rude how you didn't let the dog talk about the movie.

    @CapucineSky@CapucineSky5 ай бұрын

    • The dog did not take the blood oath…but maybe it can be named as a successor in the event of one of the 5 meeting a fatal demise

      @LifesNeverHumDrum@LifesNeverHumDrum5 ай бұрын

    • ⁠​⁠@@LifesNeverHumDrumwould that be considered animal cruelty? That’s gotta be like 15+ hours for them…every year… of Paul Blart Mall Cop 2

      @Pantheraleo1545@Pantheraleo15455 ай бұрын

  • Love it, would be neat to upload the previous years Til Death Do Us Blart podcasts

    @SuperAsdke@SuperAsdke5 ай бұрын

  • I also watch the film every year, and I have to agree we do get different performances every year

    @KhushalB@KhushalB5 ай бұрын

  • I think in honor of the 10th anniversary of the pod next year, I might finally give in and actually watch the film.

    @CalmBlue@CalmBlue5 ай бұрын

  • I’ve missed seeing all 5 of these good good boys together 🥲 I hope someday we see a mbmbam/twioat double header world tour 🤘 culminating in a tddub finale show 💸 please take it 🤲

    @iamjl4l@iamjl4l5 ай бұрын

    • I'd pay ungodly money to see that

      @fiercedietyfan@fiercedietyfan5 ай бұрын

  • Yessss

    @Jakeshapedworld@Jakeshapedworld5 ай бұрын

  • Listening for the first time at episode nine and with zero watches of the Paul Blart franchise

    @MoonSafariFilms@MoonSafariFilms4 ай бұрын

  • As a new fan I am a big fan of a Paul BLarp

    @TheSkulldan@TheSkulldan5 ай бұрын

  • Y'all gotta do the Blarp

    @studiojiggly@studiojiggly5 ай бұрын

  • The way this will be my third time consuming this peice of content

    @maircat@maircat5 ай бұрын

  • This is my first episode of this podcast, but it won't be my last! 😂 Can't wait for next year!

    @DreamsOfFire@DreamsOfFire5 ай бұрын

  • Happy Death Blart day everyone.

    @reynoldssmith6696@reynoldssmith66965 ай бұрын

  • PAUL BLART LARP CON PAUL BLART LARP CON

    @BlessingKnTproducti@BlessingKnTproducti5 ай бұрын

  • I would like to see Clint’s thoughts on Paul Blart

    @oliviaw-k8145@oliviaw-k814525 күн бұрын

  • theres a video version??

    @onescenewonder8904@onescenewonder89045 ай бұрын

  • Why would you do this. Now I have to listen to this again

    @Bethh802@Bethh8025 ай бұрын

  • Hey I have that LEGO “fast and furious” set 😁

    @Epinardscaramel@Epinardscaramel5 ай бұрын

  • Imagining that the successors/inheritors at this moment in time can be 3 adult women and 2 children is just...what a trip that would be.

    @Atalinay@Atalinay5 ай бұрын

  • I hope the Vegas plan works out.

    @jackroberts2704@jackroberts27045 ай бұрын

  • Jesus H TAPDANCING Christ

    @NateCummings@NateCummings5 ай бұрын

  • Could Paul going to the garden of contemplation be a parallel to Jesus Christ going to the Garden of Gethsemane shortly before the crucifixion?

    @rtp6343@rtp63434 ай бұрын

  • Genuine question because I'm actually confused: why would the SAG-AFTRA strike prohibit them from making Death Blart this year? As I understood it, SAG members on strike couldn't act in or promote new material, and Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 came out in 2015.

    @sunshinerose7729@sunshinerose77295 ай бұрын

    • the messaging from the union was a bit unclear on how this applied to online creators, but as far as i know the strike also covered promoting past works

      @maxteeth@maxteeth5 ай бұрын

  • THERE IS A VIDEO COMPONENT?????

    @ThatOneIrishFurry@ThatOneIrishFurry5 ай бұрын

    • Some years

      @OhGodWhatIsThisAah@OhGodWhatIsThisAah2 ай бұрын

  • this is the only good part about American thanksgiving. i want to know how Aabria feels about the Blart burden bequeathal

    @howdyitsren@howdyitsren5 ай бұрын

  • anyone recognize what "BJ1Z3VXXEMBMDLLS" means?

    @GetUpGetUpGetUp@GetUpGetUpGetUp5 ай бұрын

    • I was looking at that myself... this video is the only result when I google it.

      @Poplopo@Poplopo5 ай бұрын

  • 200 years from now, people will pick through the rubble of society, and come to the conclusion of a Blart Based religion. figuring out the creation myth of Blartism. How Blart overcame his challanges.

    @ryancarrell3186@ryancarrell31863 ай бұрын

    • They won't necessarily have to wonder, since there will be five scholars with generations-worth of Blart knowledge to pass on to the common folk.

      @jackroberts4361@jackroberts4361Ай бұрын

  • Hypoglycemia is a real thing, for the record. Its just low blood sugar so eating something with sugar would help.

    @BioYuGi@BioYuGi5 ай бұрын

    • Justin's wife Dr. Sydnee McElroy definitely knows that, I think it was mostly a commentary on the fact that hypoglycemia doesn't exactly manifest in the way it is shown in the movie.

      @Poplopo@Poplopo5 ай бұрын

  • there are only 3 Shrek films. Shrek, Shrek 2 and Shrek 3ever after

    @renaigh@renaigh5 ай бұрын

  • What is Justin drinking that keeps making him make that face?

    @Isopherus@Isopherus5 ай бұрын

  • i got the 69th like

    @griffin1155@griffin11555 ай бұрын

  • 1:37:07 - the stank face, the pull, Griffin dunkin on J-man... perfection

    @RobTunes@RobTunes3 ай бұрын
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