@@SamsarasArt exactly. He was clearly saddened that Americans allow things to happen. He was someone that would've fought for freedom on a battlefield if there was ever any support for a battle. But you can't do anything by yourself, it takes working together and the people of this country have failed to rise to their obligations. I think he was just ready to leave this world by this point.
@Coryiodine2 ай бұрын
I miss this man.
@mammaaustin97422 ай бұрын
And 4channers keep that disgust going and going and going and going and going.
@Christian-re4dlАй бұрын
The usual reaction to an American from us non Americans
@SamuelBlack84Ай бұрын
The sad thing is the man has been dead for 12 years and this monologue is more relevant now then it was back then.
@deniseboldea16243 жыл бұрын
False
@viralvideo1713 жыл бұрын
George would have a ball with Trump and Friends. Wish he was here.
@lunaazule18993 жыл бұрын
It's almost uncanny how everything he said there can still apply 15 years later.
@bishopthefool3 жыл бұрын
Which is why I say this man was a PROPHET, getting his message out in the best way he could
@Bobbles9183 жыл бұрын
@@lunaazule1899 You are exactly the people he was talking about. You let the media tell you how to think and what to believe...LOL. It's a big club and Trump ain't in it either that's why they want him GONE! Think about it..."They" all loved him until he went against their agenda.
@BIllF023 жыл бұрын
19 years after doing that performance that still holds true even more now in 2024 than in 2005
@christopherlitzner84454 ай бұрын
You could think he see drump in his mind long before, GC was like Frank Zappa they predicted what will happen. RIP both of them
@Boggbo4 ай бұрын
No, you id*ot. He hit average to below average IQ audience members with a tsunami of pithy sound bites
@willard27292 ай бұрын
Amen brother.
@LucySims19682 ай бұрын
@@Boggbo disturbing. Two of the 20th century’s biggest frauds: Zappa and Carlin I bet the median IQ of Zappa and Carlin fans is less than 100
@willard27292 ай бұрын
He was saying this in the 60’s on his record albums and live shows. He said it more modified for tv-shows. Message is same just different delivery. Intelligent and smart ass as hell. Right on
@tlee42182 ай бұрын
Today's society couldn't handle George. He's right and they know.
@steveadams75922 ай бұрын
Todays society would love George, except like Ben Shapiro
@earthangelbambiАй бұрын
Many would get it, the rest would be offended. George Carlin was the best.
@catherinecredle96206 күн бұрын
Lol! Ben Shapiro couldn't hold a menorah to George! ...lighten up snowflake.
@SkullySilverton6 күн бұрын
I don’t know, George might’ve been “canceled” by all the wokesters. 🫤
@daveoelke857Сағат бұрын
"If you are going to tell people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde (Attributed)
@MrUnidyne4 жыл бұрын
MrUnidyne did he really say that
@xyoungdipsetx4 жыл бұрын
@@xyoungdipsetx Yes he did. Oscar wild was a very perceptive man
@nickacelvn4 жыл бұрын
Yeah basically if Martin Luther king had a comedy routine he could still be alive
@eluminaryxarrais77354 жыл бұрын
Likewise, if you're going to sell people anything (like the propaganda on Fox) just dress it up with a few Barbie doll types and have at it.
@jimchik4 жыл бұрын
@@jimchik You ain't lying!
@BreuckelensFinest4 жыл бұрын
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin
@flovv45806 ай бұрын
Actually that was cioran
@Garbageman283 ай бұрын
That’s so true
@samanthashao86353 ай бұрын
Inside every person, there is more to deal with than they have even begun to think about.."
@charleslowe5703 ай бұрын
Aw shit…
@WillWilsoniii2 ай бұрын
Exactly
@ryancaudle52062 ай бұрын
This is a masterpiece. How can one man encapsulate the truth in 11 minutes in such a witty way without wasting a word or pausing for breath? Pure genius.
@williamkz3 ай бұрын
Yes he was a genius I remember listening to George in 1975 growing up.
@anthonylove5275Ай бұрын
Because he was highly literate. Americans can barely read the toothpaste they shove into their cake holes.
@houdinididiitАй бұрын
He is the counterpart of the recent Trump! I'm sure of it. But that's onely my perspective. 😏
@MelissaTeberg-ep4vsАй бұрын
He's been watching this all go down since the 1960's...
@danielknapp32673 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@turtleanton65392 күн бұрын
The man was ahead of his time…even in 2024… this is still relevant 💯
@phillyscorpio38044 ай бұрын
Genius is what we thought in 60’s listening to his albums. It was all going on and coming on at that time. We were the last generation to try and stop it. Created EPA after protests bc we were at maximum humans 2,6 billion according to earth ability to sustain a natural order bc our waste was toooo much to sustain. Now 8 billion😢
@tlee42182 ай бұрын
Hope is a good thing. And Jewish reflections of the Messiah are the most beautiful in all the world. ❤ If we are someone who thinks we have to 'earn our soul', we may have missed the point that our soul is a free gift from God. Treasure our soul with our whole heart and give it carefully back to God when we are done with it. ❤ I think a free exchange of information is something to strive for. But I think so much confusion mushrooms into chaos when no clear explanation is given. The Scriptures often record God being coy when He speaks. For example, when God asked Adam and Eve where they were, it's not like God did not know where they were. However, in the book of Habakkuk, the prophet says to God, “Your eyes are too pure to look on evil” Is this passage from Genesis where God cannot see Adam and Eve an example of God's eyes being too pure to see them? I am trying to understand this from a distinctly Hebrew Perspective. But admittedly my understanding may be imperfect. I suspect this passage in Genesis may be from God the Father's Perspective. According to John 5:22-23, "Moreover, the Father judges no one, but has entrusted all judgment to the Son, that all may honor the Son just as they honor the Father. Whoever does not honor the Son does not honor the Father, who sent him." Who has gone up to heaven and come down? Whose hands have gathered up the wind? Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is the name of his son? Surely you know! I suspect something much deeper is going on now in history. Strength, according to Tolkien, manifests itself most clearly not in the exercise of power but rather in the willingness to give it up. When you are moved by the Spirit you manifest love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. These are the weapons we use in battle. Against such things there is no law.
@dalelerette206Ай бұрын
“It’s called the ‘American Dream’ because you have to be asleep to believe it.” I still think about this line.
@mr.bojangles25807 ай бұрын
💯
@rooseveltday66875 ай бұрын
Sure the American dream can work but for most it doesn't
@megaham15525 ай бұрын
@@megaham1552So.. It doesnt work.
@Makrel945 ай бұрын
lol he is asleep@@Makrel94
@noelloh5615 ай бұрын
@@Makrel94 for most. Some can achieve it
@NerdyCatCoffeeee5 ай бұрын
George Carlin didn't die, he just left before shit got worse
@SW8451AnnotInterview4 жыл бұрын
Michaeline Burke absolutely!👍🇦🇺😎loved the guy!
@maxheadroom76874 жыл бұрын
Lucky him!! We miss you old fuck
@lots37994 жыл бұрын
no he didn't die, he passed away (soft language).
@arabianknight63044 жыл бұрын
Typical genius.
@fistyann84344 жыл бұрын
@The big man is in the house! Oh, and you totally overlooked the good screwing we're getting with this corporate bailout and demand people go back to work ASAP, and die trying? You're blind, Dude. Not worthy of Carlin.
@eggedon61124 жыл бұрын
"its a big club and you aint in it" this is a very true statement!
@sniped33592 ай бұрын
Man if you were alive today and see what was going on George you would have endless material !!!💯 2024 we miss you man, we miss you ❤
@dennisrichardville4988Ай бұрын
Lying ass pos. You could care less.
@williamdsmith850724 күн бұрын
George Carlin wasn't a prophet, he was just paying attention.
@StevenEveral3 жыл бұрын
Lol ppl throwing the word "prophet" around should really pick up a book about real prophets and find out they were far more than intelligent comedians
@Nomad-bl4yw3 жыл бұрын
@@Nomad-bl4yw a title has nothing to do with intelligence
@SuperCoopdogg3 жыл бұрын
i think it depends more on what your idea of a prophet is but killer set for sure
@1spaceman6043 жыл бұрын
@@Nomad-bl4yw what book would this be because i dont recall any "real" prohets
@1spaceman6043 жыл бұрын
@@1spaceman604 thank you for informing me that you're an atheist .I'll be sure to put this information to good use
@Nomad-bl4yw3 жыл бұрын
95% of his speech isn't even jokes. It's simply real life 😂😂😂
@DewDewsDestiny4 жыл бұрын
u.s citizens sooner or later have to realize that they have been more than fucked over , enough is enough
@josephmichaeldicarlo20414 жыл бұрын
He is a philosopher and poet who happens to be funny.
@peacefulbuddha83614 жыл бұрын
DrewDraw Joe Rogan has a similar style but Carlin can actually pull it off.
@checkmate51014 жыл бұрын
Stand up philosopher
@dicksouth25664 жыл бұрын
That's what observational comedy is.
@hitman_s14 жыл бұрын
This man was a prophet. Everything he said is happening now. Got chills just listening to him. RIP dear sir.
@VAANYA9Ай бұрын
NOT a Prophet because of his LANGUAGE is NOT appropriate, however the message is ACCURATE, and IT is TRUTH. He would NOT get away with that language today either, but for the WRONG reason. The Bible is accurate and TRUTHFUL teaching us the Spirit of Prophesy in a RESPECTFUL way. The Holy Spirit is our TEACHER, but can only be OBTAINED through the proper avenue. No SHORT CUTS.
@priscilla.colburn44415 күн бұрын
one of very few who could educate, entertain, teach, philosophize, all at once. Anyone else come close?
@karync.67073 ай бұрын
Hey dear! How’s it going?
@markanderson7993 ай бұрын
Snoopy
@mm221163Ай бұрын
Many
@ekdaufin148525 күн бұрын
The bearistein bears!
@kevinbarrow539615 күн бұрын
The best comedians don't tell jokes. They tell the truth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry.
@jerrysamuels11133 жыл бұрын
politicians lie, comedians tell the truth.
@infinite83823 жыл бұрын
Jerry Samuels I still cry...There’s places in the southern part of my state that has conditions of that of a third word country, National Guard in Afghanistan couldn’t be tested for COVID, the Afghan town had tests. We give billions to other countries, billions to corporations, Wall Street even, than out people die because of no healthcare. Our government spends every penny it gets, give tax cuts to the wealthy, corporations paying 18% now, raid SS, borrow money, than holler they have to cut social programs to balance the budget. Anyway, I do have a dark sense of humor, George is the only one who’s ever been able to tell a rape joke and it be funny because it was so true.
@chaserofthelight17373 жыл бұрын
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@tomwatkins28443 жыл бұрын
@@chaserofthelight1737 You have every reason to cry Virginia. Our country has sold us out I think. Still, you are probably much better off than most people, because of your level of awareness? Like those who came before us I think we must still somehow find hope, inspiration, love and the will to thrive and help others thrive notwithstanding the enormous tasks we face in front of us.
@jerrysamuels11133 жыл бұрын
@ Jerry Samuels... well if you're going to tell the truth you better make people laugh when you do because if you don't they will nail you to a cross
@carlpen8503 жыл бұрын
" they don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking " Remember that
@Jeffsthename2 жыл бұрын
Qanon does not count as education though...many seem to miss that detail
@email46642 жыл бұрын
@@email4664 nobody said it was 🤔
@marshalljulie36762 жыл бұрын
@@email4664 big swing and a miss sport
@dustindow29592 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@huwhitecavebeast19722 жыл бұрын
@@email4664 I have never seen Qanon “education” literally anywhere. Meanwhile, the bastardized and lying mainstream media that has zero credibility and is an extension of the executive branch of gov is everywhere.
@mmells_122 жыл бұрын
Even years after his passing, George Carlin is still relevant. His style was something else and his shows were just great. RIP George Carlin, you have the best legacy!
@flightmaster999Ай бұрын
It's crazy how sharp he was at this age Truly once in a hundred years type of man
@dethswurl1172 ай бұрын
These days, that would be about a lifetime. SO he was once in a lifetime. Lol.
@StrangeScaryNewEngland16 күн бұрын
This is one of the best TED talks I've seen
@panda42474 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD
@rohandosanjh26994 жыл бұрын
I would love to know what he would say about what's happening today.
@Parrotgirl-Tattoo4 жыл бұрын
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I bumped into him walking the vegas strip a few months before he died. Said hello. He was very friendly and extremely kind to me. Very special memory for me.
@MrTigershark8884 жыл бұрын
lucky
@vaerii90944 жыл бұрын
He was a dumb ass
@thiccviener8254 жыл бұрын
THICC VIENER no he wasn't talking about your dad
@carnivorehitman4 жыл бұрын
TigRshark I got married in Vegas a couple of days before he was supposed to be there. I missed him. It was a couple months after he died. I am regretting to this day not staying to see him. Love the teachings of brother Carlin. May he Rest In Peace.
@captaincaveman.23934 жыл бұрын
@@thiccviener825 I bet u like ass, eh?
@lmoral2224 жыл бұрын
The greatest stand up philosopher. Such a joy to hear him. RIP
@byoobyoo12804 ай бұрын
the stand up philosopher doesn't exist...
@charleslowe5703 ай бұрын
@@charleslowe570 Be quiet kid.
@DonnieQuest2 ай бұрын
@@DonnieQuest You can do better than that, kid.
@charleslowe5702 ай бұрын
@@DonnieQuest ad hominem doesn't equal a valid argument, EINSTEin
@charleslowe5702 ай бұрын
One of the most brilliant comedians of all time.
@Call_Me_TroyАй бұрын
Was it the seven forbidden words... or five?
@gadfly135722 күн бұрын
George Carlin saw the big picture. I joined the Army at age 17 and served for 8 years. Now, my son is 16. There is no way in hell I would recommend that he enlist. Fight for what? Oil companies? Politicians? If push comes to shove, we have a nuclear deterrent-which I hope we never need-but let’s let our kids grow to be more than cannon fodder for corporations.
@AmericanJohnnyBoone9 ай бұрын
Man
@rodneymakarutsa53105 ай бұрын
@@rodneymakarutsa5310 -The most evil species to ever grace this beautiful planet.....
@mortalecstasy5 ай бұрын
He did see the big picture, the one most Americans are looking at is wallet size
@phantomfacefinal77355 ай бұрын
I’m glad that I never enlisted in the military when I had the chance to when I was young. I’m 41 now. I was in NJROTC in my first semester back in high school, but I got kicked out all because I wasn’t performing up to their expectations. But they did me a favor. The more I learn about it, the more I realize that it’s all a big sham, all in the facade of “serving & dying for our country.” All of these people in the military that are doing so are *_really_* serving & dying for the rich politicians, the wealthy elites & corporations who funds money for their money laundering, proxy wars while instigating wars on many countries.
@WizardOfWor5 ай бұрын
I'm a Marine Corps peacetime veteran and I probably wouldn't serve again because of my love for this great country that has fallen so much in the 2 1/2 years. This country is ran like a big corporation and not like a government should run a country. I still believe capitalism and democracy is the best form of government but it has been corrupted over 75-80 years. Ever since the end of WW2 when the big corporations started giving senators and congressman earmarks which is just big cash bonuses to vote the way of the company and not the man. It's been a long time to corrupt the greatest country in the world and us regular people are too poor, uninformed and just fucked out of effectively changing it. I'm trying to start by voting Trump. If I have learned anything about the government it is the thing, person, or policy they talk the worst about is the one that's best for the American public and not the elites. They have been talking mad shit about Donald J. Trump since 2015. I can relate because I used to be a Trump hater til 2019 when the left started getting crazy with the trans ideology and crazy policies. I had to step back, remove my hate for Trump and look at the whole picture. Then it only took about 20 minutes of my own research not from the mainstream media but other credible sources to find out Trump wasn't racist. That was my main issue I thought he was racist because I heard it twice a day from the lying ass news. I stopped watching all MSM except for the Gutfeld show on FOX. Fox isn't really all that right wing they are there to appear right wing to give the American public the illusion of choice.
@scottsands32255 ай бұрын
As Carlin got older, his comedy skits started turning into academic TED Talks.
@ScottishG4m3r3 жыл бұрын
That would be something he wouldn't do. Ted talk was created for the top 10%, the very people he despise. He'll shit all over Ted talks.
@JP-hj1il3 жыл бұрын
Lol ted talks are NWO trash tho. They got some of the most evil scumbag shills
@manbearpig99113 жыл бұрын
Huh, I don't agree with that statement. Now, imagine someone getting smarter the older they get. What a mystery🤔
@ProfessorSkottey3 жыл бұрын
He’s a typical leftist prick Hollywood type.
@UnitedSoundVideo3 жыл бұрын
@@JP-hj1il he was actually one of them till he went rogue, so they sicked the IRS on him, he pretty much went nuclear during this one and after.
@mikelitorise61483 жыл бұрын
I cant imagine if he was alive today.. Society died with George. RIP
@YaBoyJRock420694 ай бұрын
Wow, this speech on Dumb Americans was absolutely George Carlin's finest hour as an intelligent comedian and George Carlin would definitely have a field day with today's America in 2024. I always loved George Carlin. I miss George Carlin dearly, he did a superb job exposing America, and George Carlin along with Richard Pryor were both the most brilliant and greatest American comedians of all time.
@JamesBondStarWarsFan1983-by6qpАй бұрын
George Carlin is dead. Period.
@williamdsmith850724 күн бұрын
This ain't even a comedy sketch, he just told the truth from A to Z, brilliant.
@Florent682004 жыл бұрын
That's George, man. Philosopher not comedian.
@theaccursedj.e.27234 жыл бұрын
Dumb ass motherfuckers= People who say “ain’t”
@quintinhaus76894 жыл бұрын
There's humor in the truth, friend.
@irighterotica4 жыл бұрын
Now in 2019 this is classified as Hate speech.
@itsonlyacommentsnowflake33464 жыл бұрын
@@itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 Yeah, it's bullshit. People these days like sugar-coating and feel-good shit when what they actually need a reality bitch slap in the face to snap them out of it.
@lmoral2224 жыл бұрын
He was not a comedian HE WAS A STAND UP PHILOSOPHER
@franchescasandoval94964 жыл бұрын
Franchesca H Sandoval So am I btw😄
@supaman78324 жыл бұрын
Ive seen this fucking take in every single carlin video. Come up with something original ffs. He wasnt a "philosopher", any one can come to these conclusions. It kinda obvious when one looks at the response to covid-19. He was just funny while doing it.
@pratmural56114 жыл бұрын
"Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a logical and viable comprehension." - Mel Brooks in 'History of the Wotld - Part I"
@davida.benedetto22814 жыл бұрын
@@pratmural5611 ,he was, you can say what you want ,his art ,quintessentially humorous .Take it or depart.
@edwardntim50194 жыл бұрын
You’re a bullshitter!
@themanwithnoname53254 жыл бұрын
Crazy that this was almost 20 years ago. This has become much more relevant. It seemed like he was just becoming a bitter old man to a lot of people at this stage of his career.... he was just trying to give people a dose of reality that they desperately needed.
@GTAfan421Ай бұрын
He was truly good. The picture he painted verbally is still accurate today.
@jameschan62 ай бұрын
This is closer to a TED Talk than a comedy show 😂 Edit: thanks for the correction!
@420dogslife4 жыл бұрын
2070 Paradigm shift
@UserName-ii1ce4 жыл бұрын
but ted talk only give positive talk. not bitter truth.
@josiejesie55864 жыл бұрын
666th like 😈😳
@enigma.records67834 жыл бұрын
Gorden Payne-- George didn't have the secrets to long life and never claimed to. But he did have the secrets to telling the truth (mostly) and not giving a shit about the horrors of the world around him.
@banishedfromthedwarfplanet5304 жыл бұрын
Yea but TED Talk is part of the same corporate tyranny that hes talking about so it would never happen.
@terrorbilly37504 жыл бұрын
His message is far deeper than comedy. Absolute legend.
@shanefowler3504 Жыл бұрын
True this !
@mukundkatte8380 Жыл бұрын
Knew exactly what was real!
@delshoemaker7616 Жыл бұрын
Someone need to react all his skits and travel around
@SpaceRanger187 Жыл бұрын
@@SpaceRanger187 bi
@frankdavis7301 Жыл бұрын
WAKE UP PEOPLE RIGHT?
@evalustman4271 Жыл бұрын
When I first saw this show (in my mid 20s), I felt enlightened-the curtain coming down on the spectacle that I had been believing throughout my youth and young adulthood. Now when I rewatch it (approaching 40), not only is it still relevant, but the problems he’s ranting about are 10x worse. He tried to warn us. The world today could use more of his honesty-if nothing else, it would continue to shed light on our passive acceptance of our current reality. RIP ❤
@graceaute36482 ай бұрын
George you were and are still a Legend, every word still applies today worldwide . RIP 🩷
@marlenaforbes-reidy9876Ай бұрын
Sadly, that's not comedy. It's pure and total truth.
@ewaetnak5 жыл бұрын
Same thing in Carlins book
@jocomfiresin69825 жыл бұрын
Its comedy
@hootisfowl93015 жыл бұрын
Ewa, Comedy is the truth, comedy is something we use to laugh at the fucked up stuff in life.
@digi28485 жыл бұрын
That's not sad. Its enlightening.
@igogoplatayobitch75665 жыл бұрын
Then why am I laughing so hard I can't breathe??
@hategreed15 жыл бұрын
He's right when he said that the owners of this country dont want well-educated, well-informed, critical thinkers who question how they're getting screwed.
@danielmckrell66042 жыл бұрын
He’s right about everything
@doddsalfa2 жыл бұрын
@@doddsalfa Maybe that's what made him such a great comedian. He was blatantly honest about various societal issues.
@danielmckrell66042 жыл бұрын
What these world owners currently forgot is the spirit of man. regardless of how dumb the population is, once enough of the population reaches critical displeasure with their lives and their government, once enough people are dumbed down, the dumbness will invade them and make dumb choices like the media. then the dumb people will learn one simple thing, so simple that any dumb person would fully commit to, and that is BUY AND HOLD.
@T2Master012 жыл бұрын
@@doddsalfa well no, he was incorrect about native and mexican thing.
@zerotodona14952 жыл бұрын
@@zerotodona1495 nop
@doddsalfa2 жыл бұрын
I am rarely speechless, but back in the day I went to Carlin's book signing with a buddy from chess park by the pier in Santa Monica I was between apartments and "no, i dont want a signed Carlin book, someone is just gonna steal it!"...I went over a listened to thier music at Barnes & Noble...Carlin came over, shook my hand and said, "It is a pleasure to meet you my dear."
@SarahMeseMessberg2 ай бұрын
Liar
@williamdsmith850724 күн бұрын
Carlin didn't say a fucking word to you. He'd dead.
@williamdsmith850724 күн бұрын
This is not even comedy. He is just telling the truth.
@AlvaroVasquez1233 жыл бұрын
He does make it funny.
@susanwantshercountryback74793 жыл бұрын
Cold truth!
@Peacemaker-963 жыл бұрын
Its truth comedy.
@patriciabusch45993 жыл бұрын
No $hit Sherlock !! IT's Now 10 Times beyond ALL that he mentioned back then decades ago !! He couldn't even come out on stage in today's world without being viciously attacked by the current leftist commie world.
@SaltGrains_Fready3 жыл бұрын
Truth! And we live next to that dumb country. Eh!
@KyleRuggles3 жыл бұрын
He was right 15 years ago and it has gotten much worse.
@jeromeweingart55965 жыл бұрын
oh boy yes.
@michaelmichaelson67665 жыл бұрын
MUCH MUCH WORSE
@choochietrixie93525 жыл бұрын
The fat asses even put one of their own in the White House.
@randyevermore93235 жыл бұрын
Gotten better in 2016 november FINALLY!
@grmreaper14145 жыл бұрын
It's even worse overseas :(
@2026_Productions5 жыл бұрын
The phrase, "it's funny cuz it's true" has never been truer.
@fernandopineda55052 ай бұрын
George Carlin you're physically gone, but oh boy you are still here.
@messydessy22 күн бұрын
It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. I like that.
@Sinvention5 жыл бұрын
The american dream......start waking the fuck up!
@megataurus77795 жыл бұрын
Its the truth
@bobp13115 жыл бұрын
Naw.....The American Dream happens every day, for people that want to WORK for it instead of being lazy Fucks!!
@motorcitymanman77115 жыл бұрын
@@motorcitymanman7711 Or you can have it handed to you, because mommy and/or daddy are loaded. But, we all know how your type just loves to ignore that.
@DeathTheKid67785 жыл бұрын
@@DeathTheKid6778 Wrong......most people work HARD for what they have, its fucked up attitudes like yours and lazy entitled assholes who piss and moan who fail in life and blame it on others! I worked hard for what I have and I'm not rich!!!
@motorcitymanman77115 жыл бұрын
I actually barely laugh with George's stand ups. They are so REAL that I just keep quiet and pay attention to what he's saying. The world lost a great mind.
@anxietycelery17324 жыл бұрын
Carlin's later career is more performance art than stand-up. He was always a bit more than a stand-up, but the last 25 years got increasingly serious and "truth-telling."
@ChrisMaxfieldActs4 жыл бұрын
he smelled shit a mile away
@chriskrausesmovie4 жыл бұрын
He knew what people wanted :) Or needed? 🤔
@tylerpalazzo29394 жыл бұрын
No, he left it to us to use for another 40yrs or so. Like that old pair of pliers, or that vise grandpa gave you with enough quality that it still holds it's worth many years later...today's tools get thrown out, this one'll be here awhile. you know, to fix shit with...
@rascalferret4 жыл бұрын
Same
@darthdaddy69834 жыл бұрын
I was lucky to see him in concert about 20years ago…love this man ❤
@LS-ij4ml4 ай бұрын
Not even 1 second of 2024 yet that "It's a big club and you ain't in it" segment at 7:43 is already true. Welcome to 2024... Because it's a big club... and you ain't in it!
@Espaking4 ай бұрын
"The American dream, you have to be asleep to believe it" What a sentence!
@DryMyTears2 жыл бұрын
It's 100% true. There is no real American dream in this country anymore. It's so sad and President Trump was the only one who gave us hope in the American dream since he was the greatest president we ever had in this country.
@brandonmiller21712 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmiller2171 "So build a wall behind it crawl and hide until it's light" Metallica - Hero Of The Day Pretty much sums up your fearful leader.
@thirdbase68702 жыл бұрын
@@thirdbase6870 Yes, Trump was the greatest leader and president we ever had in American history. There will never be another president as good as him.
@brandonmiller21712 жыл бұрын
@@forkymental5154 But of course nobody understands "the American dream" like a silly sack of salt who was evidently living his....by insulting ours. 🤔
@eutytoalba2 жыл бұрын
@@brandonmiller2171 Every American generation has had to earn our own freedom facing one radically absurd challenge or another..... One man can't fix it all by himself, not even the great George. 🤷♀️ What this country is facing now is just the tempering test of our own time.... And now we also understand for ourselves just how history has been SO violently polarizing in the past; the historically infamous choice between "freedom" and "security" once seemed like a no-brainer in America until something emerged that made people feel legitimately insecure. A person has to *seem* practically psycho to choose freedom, between the two; can't enjoy freedom if you're dead....... 😷💸 But nor is anyone secure if they're not free! 😱🛢️🎣
@eutytoalba2 жыл бұрын
"It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin.
@fhajji3 жыл бұрын
Deeep
@purplelove36662 жыл бұрын
Arguably his most memorable quote
@RowndRaccoon2 жыл бұрын
About as real as it gets and the thing is no one no govt official would ever have the balls to say that the game is rigged. Why? Because they know and they think were not smart enough to figure out how fucked up everything is.
@Jay-nq7fn2 жыл бұрын
Mind blown
@JoeAllenCarnivore2 жыл бұрын
Says the guy who made millions telling jokes on a stage. He's a fucking hypocrite
@WakaWaka24682 жыл бұрын
Best "comedian" to have ever waded through this cesspool.
@sthr2110Ай бұрын
I swear, the older i get, the more i start to think like carlin did.
@bigpope692 ай бұрын
This man wasn't a comic....he was a philosopher. One of the greatest public speakers of all time. R.I.P George
@WagOfBeed2 жыл бұрын
Comedy is a form, philosophy is a content. One doesn't exclude the other, you know.
@codinghusky51962 жыл бұрын
True.
@shawnbruce69342 жыл бұрын
@@codinghusky5196 I was just meaning everything he talked about during his time is the truth above current and future global issues. Mount Rushmore comic, along with Pryor, Kinneson, and plenty of other great comics that told the hidden truth about life situations.
@WagOfBeed2 жыл бұрын
Not one thing he said was funny. Sad but true, but not funny!
@chevychase31032 жыл бұрын
True. 🙏💜✅💪
@drewroe34552 жыл бұрын
Most people will agree that George Carlin was a genius and spoke the truth. Most people don’t realize they are the punchline.
@orangeapples3 жыл бұрын
Oh 👀
@ANTINATALIST_lewis3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@paulmarclalonde38343 жыл бұрын
Absolute Fact!!!
@darlenezaza89213 жыл бұрын
Damn good one!😂👍
@catherineharris47463 жыл бұрын
100%
@JP-Meh3 жыл бұрын
19 years later still relevant today.
@kylerobidoux1377Ай бұрын
The most important speech in my lifetime sadly. The most raw truth.
@troutaholic8834Ай бұрын
Even after being gone for 15 years, he is still more relevant than anyone I have heard lately.
@watcherworld5873 Жыл бұрын
And can’t get canceled for being politically incorrect.🤣🤣🤣
@vickie3183 Жыл бұрын
@@vickie3183 they'll give it a go I bet you.
@cze33e Жыл бұрын
@@cze33e Lol first dead man to get cancelled.
@shriharihudli8596 Жыл бұрын
Watch it focking happen XD i will not be even surprised in the slightest if they try to cancer a person who passed 15 years ago, freaking hillarious
@dkjr427211 ай бұрын
Some problems are timeless. I think things have actually got WORSE since Carlin died.
@AA-hg5fk11 ай бұрын
"Times have changed. People take comedians seriously and politics as a joke." -Will Rogers.
@lisabragg18833 жыл бұрын
Imagine that Will Rogers said that over a half-century ago. Are Americans listening yet in August 2020?
@MarkSeibold3 жыл бұрын
@@MarkSeibold Almost a full century, Will Rogers died in 1935. Imagine having a finger on the pulse of America like that before Lenny Bruce was even 10 years old.
@groofay3 жыл бұрын
True True
@azeemabdul11703 жыл бұрын
So, nothing's changed.
@myklmusic3 жыл бұрын
Why do you think all the American political shows are fronted by comedians instead of journalists?
@TryptychUK3 жыл бұрын
He was great and we miss him 😊👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍👍
@sammartinez80842 ай бұрын
If George Carlin were alive today, he would have been cancelled. This man called everything out decades before it came to pass.
@darkstarmobile21 күн бұрын
George Carlin was not a comedian. He was a philosopher, who happened to be funny.
@Huntington123456783 жыл бұрын
This is like the fourth time I've seen this original comment.
@2ndbrid8013 жыл бұрын
@@2ndbrid801... Much like how the two of you made the same comment. Haha!
@Huntington123456783 жыл бұрын
Not going around parading for likes by ctrl+c'ing the same shit over and over again. Very ironic that you'd do something so mindless while praising mindfulness.
@2ndbrid8013 жыл бұрын
Actually he just says what every european thinks about america hahaha
@ChrisCrosswow3 жыл бұрын
Time to take the Red Pill kzhead.info/sun/gL1xfsqymqBnpIk/bejne.html
@ayaaznourani69523 жыл бұрын
"It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it." What a line. George's work is timeless and is, unfortunately, ever more relevant these days.
@azzurriblue653 жыл бұрын
That line was gold. 💛
@kittyysexxxy3 жыл бұрын
So fucking true
@Bsfnelz203 жыл бұрын
Sure...except he is an example of it. The man made a fortune telling dirty jokes.
@Mookaton3 жыл бұрын
Carlin is so relevant. This makes me want to cry with frustration. The last three supreme court justices came to us via the corporate system!! I wish people could take the blinders off!
@bianca-sg8zq3 жыл бұрын
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@starrthedynamicchihuahuas1113 жыл бұрын
Loved Carlin for years & he was a genius & tells it like it is! Amazing insight, a pro at opening our eyes! Spot on & his words ring true more so today! RIP George we will miss you! God Bless!
@nikoalaggers86833 ай бұрын
His talent was timeless! It's almost eerie how relevant his stand-up was & still are.
@ryancaudle52062 ай бұрын
The man was trying to convey serious messages to America cleverly disguised as comedy
@drewgrows77654 жыл бұрын
Right you are. But, people all repeat the same thing....Well what can I do? I'm just one person.....Say 7 billion souls. And then go back to their couches, resume watching mind numbing tv programs and chowing down on junk food. Wow!
@shaneroper4774 жыл бұрын
Not just America but the world
@deutschesvaterland44454 жыл бұрын
@I Am You...Pretty sure "the world" that he mentioned includes Germany...a patriotic person who recognizes that his own country should try to do better by the rest of the world sounds like just the type of "nationalist" we need right now.
@TheMoezilla4 жыл бұрын
@I Am you. Cattle??? I have helped neighbors/ranchers work their herds for years now and never once have I witnessed one of them gather together in front of a row of voting booths...and hamster wheel?? Get off your high horse man, you are just as big as an ineffectual nothing as the rest of us...
@TheMoezilla4 жыл бұрын
I Am you. Ha ha you think I think the current Germany is good no I think Merkel has shit on Germany as much as Hitler
@deutschesvaterland44454 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was the Uncle we all wish we had.
@Jacobmelrose264 жыл бұрын
He is the Uncle that I am now
@malcolmmeer97614 жыл бұрын
Uncle? F*** that, I wish he was my dad!
@Raad187KO4 жыл бұрын
he's the uncle we deserve lol
@bsheets58884 жыл бұрын
i agree funny as fk.
@steve-rw7ty4 жыл бұрын
@@Raad187KO that's the funniest one yet dude
@steve-rw7ty4 жыл бұрын
We need more people, not just comedians, who are not afraid to say the truth!
@judyfong1489Ай бұрын
The man built a legendary career out of telling the truth. Think of the "society" we must be living in when telling the truth makes you a legend.
@glenbateman59602 ай бұрын
"It's the American dream, because you gotta be asleep to believe it." It blows my mind at how blatantly correct he was
@joeschmo7145 Жыл бұрын
Our corporations began selling it overseas in the 70’s and 80’s and it’s still going today All for cheap labor
@RB01.10 Жыл бұрын
What really blows my mind is how many Americans actually still believe in th American dream, I wouldn't stay in America rent free if I was offered.
@snelgrave101 Жыл бұрын
@@snelgrave101😊awe it’s not that bad if we are awakened to the truth. What country would be better than USA 🇺🇸
@monicaramirez51015 Жыл бұрын
@@monicaramirez51015 As Homer Simpson would say "Big if" sorry my friend I don't see the awakening anytime soon.
@snelgrave101 Жыл бұрын
We don't have the Amercan dream....we're awake....
@treblesix8730 Жыл бұрын
"It's a big club, and you ain't in it". Remember that one.
@akacurmurdar13 жыл бұрын
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@remymilleon16503 жыл бұрын
Big facts they all laughed when he's speaking the truth thinking it's all for laughs
@dakotafwebster80623 жыл бұрын
Yes but George was in the club.
@ownerowner55803 жыл бұрын
@@ownerowner5580 😂
@hema83993 жыл бұрын
@@ownerowner5580 you may be right
@thepossessor3 жыл бұрын
This started out funny but the last half was a sad reminder of how right, Carlin is. These corporations want the WHOLE WORLD now and it seems we’re gonna give it to them.😞
@Webedunn2 ай бұрын
Not without a fight!
@tami49512 ай бұрын
What’s funny is that this isn’t comedy. He’s just telling the truth.
@Doomsday5564 ай бұрын
This man was brilliant, he tried to warn us but the majority did not listen.
@jesuschristpose8964 жыл бұрын
We didn't listen! We didn't listen! - randy marsh voice
@venicebeachsportsnetwork66774 жыл бұрын
I did but no one else wanted to believe me either.
@thetekksetter13564 жыл бұрын
As I sit in solitude I feel better knowing that all my thoughts on this decrepid place are not just in by my head. 👏
@trickywily28234 жыл бұрын
@TheLogicJunkie Best part is you evolve with out them. Aka Christmas alone 5 years strong .. Bitcoin up Relationships down
@trickywily28234 жыл бұрын
Fred Toler, they did!
@Voice80084 жыл бұрын
You cant tell me this man isnt a poet, goddamn. He has such a perfect control over his vocabulary, phrasing and execution
@dylancaleb41697 жыл бұрын
...and his message, which is what set him apart from the shitty 'shock' comedians who just tell shock jokes to get cheap laughs.
@LJY087 жыл бұрын
unfortunately, these comedians believe they are being like him
@soulscanner667 жыл бұрын
but it's scripted isn't it?
@Maray1827 жыл бұрын
Maria S. Poetry IS scripted. That's the point. His words and cadence are carefully scripted to maximize their effect, just like poetry. It's NOT improvised.
@soulscanner667 жыл бұрын
ROBOTRIPPIN ROBOT it is poetry
@jaykroach83537 жыл бұрын
I love this man. He says what people need to hear now in this day and age . Spread his words .
@emildraxineanu70372 ай бұрын
I love Carlin. May he rest in peace. Such a great comedian and knew his stuff.
@OlliGarch4 ай бұрын
Imagine him being still alive today. My goodness, the material.
@rollingtroll4 жыл бұрын
He's probably "down there screaming up at us" about it. ;-)
@wt80124 жыл бұрын
Half that shit wouldn't have gotten off the ground if he was still around. It would have died on the vine, withered by scorching commentary.
@capnskiddies4 жыл бұрын
Carry on tradition, and write some jokes!
@scowlistic4 жыл бұрын
When did he die.
@calvincoolidge98584 жыл бұрын
Huh..he mostly disses the right if you really listen..you know he talks of commercial enterprise capitalism...republicans got the lower echelon via food and malls via commercials
@coolwater554 жыл бұрын
"If you want to tell the truth is better make them laugh otherwise they will kill you." - G.B. Shaw
@Fuckaue4 жыл бұрын
Actually, it was George Bernard Shaw.
@Tj118134 жыл бұрын
@@Tj11813 Hm...you are right. And this make the quote even better!
@Fuckaue4 жыл бұрын
Maybe they laugh because they are dumb. Maybe he doesn't care if they kill him because life is worth losing.
@AnnaLVajda4 жыл бұрын
Imagine how many fat people were in that audience. But when the man's right he's right
@cassidyspost4 жыл бұрын
Don't know about that. Try smack talking folks in charge in Russia or China. Doesn't matter how hard you kill... you get killed. But what's worse, a country that's so scared about guy speaking the truth, so he's gonna be killed; Or one, that lets you say anything you want, because it knows you ain't gonna change shit anyway?!
@3141516184 жыл бұрын
The man was brilliant! Should be required viewing for all Americans.
@user-eu9vi3ef7u3 ай бұрын
Brilliant!!! We need him today.
@user-lk3pb9pe9zАй бұрын
America isn't a country, it's a business.
@stretcharmstrong41314 жыл бұрын
Now, fucking pay me.
@Ausblack4 жыл бұрын
*Donald Trump
@brandonk89484 жыл бұрын
Not anymore since Covid it became a Estate of Prision and Fear
@suelisueli1814 жыл бұрын
More like a plantation.
@wearewon4 жыл бұрын
America is not even a Continent or a so called Country /Bankrupt Nazi Federal Corporation anywhere In The Contractual Legal Fiction Artificial Person World or any thing on planet earth. -marc27
@marcdouglasvogt71674 жыл бұрын
George Carlin wasn't a comedian - he was a prophet. Sadly missed .
@321scully3 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah ??!! "Aren't you a public servant ? Go gimme glass of water." -also George Carlin.
@tomadams35283 жыл бұрын
Did he pass away?
@Nzambi2373 жыл бұрын
@@Nzambi237 12 years ago. You gotta Google stuff like that. That's how I found out who tf is lady gaga.
@tomadams35283 жыл бұрын
@@tomadams3528 Thanks mehn 😅
@Nzambi2373 жыл бұрын
@@Nzambi237 yes - sadly.
@321scully3 жыл бұрын
Such a Legend, the world needs more people like George Rest In Peace you Legend
@damiengray65632 ай бұрын
I watched this bit many times (I'm not American), and I always thought it was a bit radical. He truly was never more right.
@hendddd2 ай бұрын
I am an American and I can tell you for a matter of fact that George was telling the truth.
@TimPfalzgraf-te9zlАй бұрын
George was an absolutely brilliant genius...we sure need his words today...RIP ...thank you Mr.Carlin.
@kathylegg1033Ай бұрын
The audience is laughing but he was dead serious, you can tell he ment every word that came out of his mouth.
@MediaSock4 жыл бұрын
MediaSock Shut the fuck up !!!!
@Troy4284924 жыл бұрын
Troy D. Calm down.
@MikeKaz024 жыл бұрын
@@Troy428492 He was a liberal, of course, he hated everyone.He should of bought some teeth he was ugly.
@Rickswars4 жыл бұрын
@@Rickswars lol offended by the truth
@huzzzer60834 жыл бұрын
@@Rickswars Difference between him and you. He didn't give a fuck what he looked like and gave even less of a fuck about what some asshole conservative with their head up their ass thought of him. Einstein was pretty ugly too is that why you guys hate science as well as comedy?
@roadiethegamecat41244 жыл бұрын
Man i wish he were still here. We need people like him now more than ever
@Madddssszzz3 сағат бұрын
I loved you George! You are so informed! and you inform us! You are relevant! Even to this day!
@sylviastreet2 ай бұрын
Comedy AND a TED talk in one. I miss this man.
@ChrisLight15 жыл бұрын
He was one of a kind-great in so many ways. I am a Canadian and his comedy and writing was Universal. He made me a better writer and thinker and I think if he were alive; he would be ripping this society a new asshole. We all miss him. I used to be an optimist; believing that humanity still had a chance: I think it might; but it's getting smaller and smaller and this may sound like a cliche' but the young children give me a sense of hope. Provided everyone and everything else, doesn't fill their head with complete garbage. Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist. 90 different genders, gender fluidity, otherkin-what is this stupid shit? 3rd wave feninism, sjw's "woke"-more stupid shit. Stupid shit is abound we're living in a world now; that would either terrify Orwell or make him blow a load in his pants and have a big stupid grin. Not to mention: everything these days is now offensive. Christ!
@therealcanadianrageyt45955 жыл бұрын
@@therealcanadianrageyt4595 Yeah , that sentence "everything nowdays is offensive" - You know i am even afraid to put up my voice out there because I don't know what they gonna say next taking offence to my constructive criticism And lets not even talk about 3rd wave feminism Literally cancer
@prernarawat84435 жыл бұрын
@@prernarawat8443 I agree Third wave feminism is antithetical to anything to do with equal rights and empowering women. I don't identify as a feminist, but I do have respect for people like Cristina Hoff Summers and I do respect strong, intelligent women (My mother is one after all and my Father is my hero.) Third wave feminism contradicts itself; and thus, as a movement--falls flat on it's gender fluid, non-binary, gender pronoun having ass. It operates under the guise of strength and equality for women and at the same time; wants special treatment and like every woman should be treated like delicate flowers, with tender fragile peddles. Well, which one is it? because too opposing forces cannot occupy the same space harmoniously. These snowflakes are so flimsy; that any person, be they man or woman, who comes forward and challenges the ideology, threatens the very foundation and so; they quiver in their boots and rather than defend their position--they have to resort to mob mentality tactics: Smear campaigns, trying to get people fired, fabricating bullshit. What a bunch of pussies. Didn't anybody ever tell these pricks that there are no such things as "safe spaces?" The world,for all of it's beauty, mystery and wonder; is also harsh, at times cruel and can be brutal. Not to drag this on: but there are documentaries out there about plants and other elements of nature that can and do, very easily kill people; that sort of throws that whole, living spiritually with nature and all that into question--to me, anyway. This goes for our modern society too: it can be a harsh place. As a kid: one of the things I was taught was respect and that it is something that is earned: you don't just give it out by default.; so perhaps the whole idea of "safe spaces, without exception-is totally the wrong approach (of course it is) It is more a matter of respect, earned through action and communication. I'm a physically handicapped person, with cerebral palsy myself and one of the things I really hate about this PC BS: is transablism. People who intentionally cripple themselves because of how they "feel." Most people don't even understand their feelings, to begin with. I think there is a distinction between feelings and emotions: an emotion is a state of being, while the feeling is an objective expression of that state and one is in correspondence with the other: it's like a feedback loop. Much like a lot of language; people use terms, without always understanding what they mean or the origin. Just like we have drug addicts and alcoholics-people are not encouraged to enable them; yet some doctors, have actually carried out these transabled procedures. You want to talk about somebody being an enabler of illness? Ironic isn't it, given the Hippocratic oath. Using is something that I do because I have to and I'll probably always have to. I'm cool with it; it's a lifelong thing; but it isn't something I'd wish on anyone else; not even my enemies. If you think it's easy, you gotta another thing comin'. It doesn't discriminate either; black, white, gay, straight, male, female, human or animal. It can happen to anyone. And when it does: there's no going back. Still, these transabled people are being encouraged to intentionally cripple themselves. Fuck off! As long as that's being allowed though; I say bring on the trans-humanism, bring on the nanomachines that can repair damaged tissue and organs, allow stem cell therapies to help the paralyzed to walk. Besides, allot of these kooks today, like to sing the praises of abortion-almost like it's a trivial subject. I saw one you tube video, where a fat woman said: "I'm going to have 10 or 20 abortions." Well, holy shit! No values, no morals, no empathy. Just narcissistic, self-entitled, self-serving, psychopathic bullshit. I should stop; but I could go on and on about this type of stuff. SJW's like to take minorities and use them; to further an agenda and in doing so: they tarnish or damage those minorities: they are not a voice for them. Sjw's poison and taint everything they touch. If they all, stood around the Grand Canyon, held hands and jumped in at the count of 3; how many people would be sad, I've wondered? Relax, that's called humor, it's the visual you get in your mind that's humor; a bunch of PC robots, standing around, holding hands, singing some song, before they all jump. They are a cult after all. Look, I get it: this is this generation's "revolution"-but I worry fourty years from now; when they real feel the brunt of what could happen. I know they consider themselves to be like flower children or something; but they ain't. They're being manipulated and used by Globalists and they don't even realize it. I didn't want to believe in a Globalist conspiracy: Well, fuck me! We see more and more of it, with every passing day.
@therealcanadianrageyt45955 жыл бұрын
@@therealcanadianrageyt4595 oh my god , this is one of the most properly formed comment i have ever seen. First , I do not even know what problems you might be facing in your day to day life because of celebral palsy, you should be playing the victim card more than these privileged bitches . They think they deserve everything in this world without any talent whatsoever . I dont call myself feminist doesnt mean i wont stand up for injustice . I mean i have done more for equality and empowerment for human kind that these self proclaimed feminists . They are nowadays sexualizing kids for god sake and bringing up their kids with genderless mentality , can you imagine how fucked up that kid will be when he grows up . And there was this woman telling on youtube 'i kill my children' adn everybody around her was yassss . I was like wtf bitch , woman like you have disturbed kids or kids who blow up schools . They all wanna be treated like princess and call it equality . For god sake a feminist was saying i ask my kid's consent before changing his diaper and the kid is what 8 months ? . i have lost hope . I dont speak up on public platforms . I just laugh when they cry when they are being treated euqally . My brother walks with stick for 10 years , he has never dated ... he is good looking , smart , intelligent but the rise in number of false rape cases , he do not even talk to girls . He is like precaution is better than cure . Even i tell him to stay away from girls , you never know who turns out to be a feminist
@prernarawat84435 жыл бұрын
prerna rawat but calling feminism “cancer” isn’t constructive at all. I agree, it’s cancer, but that’s not a statement I’d use as an offering to refine their “movement”
@headcold72505 жыл бұрын
I have to watch this every so often to retain my sanity .
@liquidragonfu55464 жыл бұрын
I've never voted in my life @Reina Macarena
@liquidragonfu55464 жыл бұрын
Liquidragon FU This man George Carlin was the most keep it real person i know in show business. Why the good people always die first.
@volks74 жыл бұрын
🤣👌🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
@azamkhan15264 жыл бұрын
Me too
@joanturri55004 жыл бұрын
Me too.
@zeppafloyd4 жыл бұрын
What a monologue. This should be on American TV and radio weekly in the run up to November.
@MattMartinGuitars13 күн бұрын
He is rolling over in his grave now looking down on the mess we're living in today.. RIP GC. Your truth is soooo needed here today!!!
@ShannonMartin77902 ай бұрын
"its called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" gave me chills
@jakobus9777 жыл бұрын
That means you have more eye opening to do sort of speak
@randominternetguy29605 жыл бұрын
yep
@viktorvasilik54775 жыл бұрын
Jakobus for sure
@candacesturtevant71395 жыл бұрын
take these bits with a grain of salt. its comedy afterall, with some truth to it. if you have an alternative to capitalism please let us all know...we havent figured it out yet. capitalism has provided the highest standards of living for the widest range of people the world has ever seen. economic and historical fact.
@AroundSun5 жыл бұрын
@@AroundSun it would appear this is only a half truth. Capitalism appears to have to be balanced by socialism and vice versa to achieve a high standard of living. www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/quality-of-life-full-list
@chrisjahnke38185 жыл бұрын
George Carlin didn't die, he just gave up and left the planet.
@rafterscott4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperLumianaire Go fuck yourself
@sensationalrebel94594 жыл бұрын
Travis Walls moronic idiot
@Skillbombe4 жыл бұрын
Travis Walls dumb alabama boi
@Skillbombe4 жыл бұрын
Travis Walls t-bag ‘s your daddy that’s whats up
@Skillbombe4 жыл бұрын
Comments like these is why I haven't voted in 20+ years. I don't want to be associated with so much anger.
@rafterscott4 жыл бұрын
The Einstein of Comedy !
@rastalique81144 ай бұрын
Mr. Carlin was and will ALWAYS be a pure fucking GENIUS!!!
@timwalsh71513 күн бұрын
George wasn't miserable. He was disappointed at how pathetic humans can be in spite of their accomplishments. He understood the folly of being human. Even though he was disappointed, he resigned himself to witness the biggest freak show on earth, and being paid to point out its absurdities. He was a visionary, and he was loved. *Peace*
@Atouk7 жыл бұрын
@@Bozlee22 Travel anywhere once.. You'll realize western influence has traveled everywhere and now the worst parts are being amplified by areas such as China. Soooo Humans is correct unless you like to separate people based on where they were born. Good luck with that
@giantasparagus4 жыл бұрын
@@privateagent No one was "smarter" wth
@giantasparagus4 жыл бұрын
@@giantasparagus "how many sides has a rectangule".. "no sides..." come on...
@privateagent4 жыл бұрын
This man was so smart he knew he could only get away with it by using comedy, RIP GEORGE . The World needs ppl like this.. Very smart man.
@graham3368 Жыл бұрын
U said it.
@nicoletipton Жыл бұрын
Totally agree. I wish he was still with us. I’d love his insights on the current times.
@mementomori6585 Жыл бұрын
this guy was payed to reveal citizens of critical thinking. Don't worry your government knows your IP and bank account
@eterniter45 Жыл бұрын
@@OtherSports lisa who? na kiddin, i'd check her out.
@australiancitizen2938 Жыл бұрын
dick gregory was on the same timing
@ashraelll Жыл бұрын
"You got a pencil? Get the fuck in there its physics". Lmao
@ericcook1349Ай бұрын
Profoundly prophetic. Mr. Carlin was my first concert/show ever. B.W. Stevenson opened. 1976
@SkullySilverton6 күн бұрын
No one could be funny and dead serious at the same time like George. He was way ahead of his time
@trevagraham1605 Жыл бұрын
As a Russian saying goes: there is a fraction of truth in every joke.
@ildart8738 Жыл бұрын
David Chappelle 👍 🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
@Nicole-kx9vg Жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks
@arikauraniemi9383 Жыл бұрын
@@ildart8738 I can respect that saying, not gonna lie.
It's not anger in his voice, it's disgust.
And disappointment
@@SamsarasArt exactly. He was clearly saddened that Americans allow things to happen. He was someone that would've fought for freedom on a battlefield if there was ever any support for a battle. But you can't do anything by yourself, it takes working together and the people of this country have failed to rise to their obligations. I think he was just ready to leave this world by this point.
I miss this man.
And 4channers keep that disgust going and going and going and going and going.
The usual reaction to an American from us non Americans
The sad thing is the man has been dead for 12 years and this monologue is more relevant now then it was back then.
False
George would have a ball with Trump and Friends. Wish he was here.
It's almost uncanny how everything he said there can still apply 15 years later.
Which is why I say this man was a PROPHET, getting his message out in the best way he could
@@lunaazule1899 You are exactly the people he was talking about. You let the media tell you how to think and what to believe...LOL. It's a big club and Trump ain't in it either that's why they want him GONE! Think about it..."They" all loved him until he went against their agenda.
19 years after doing that performance that still holds true even more now in 2024 than in 2005
You could think he see drump in his mind long before, GC was like Frank Zappa they predicted what will happen. RIP both of them
No, you id*ot. He hit average to below average IQ audience members with a tsunami of pithy sound bites
Amen brother.
@@Boggbo disturbing. Two of the 20th century’s biggest frauds: Zappa and Carlin I bet the median IQ of Zappa and Carlin fans is less than 100
He was saying this in the 60’s on his record albums and live shows. He said it more modified for tv-shows. Message is same just different delivery. Intelligent and smart ass as hell. Right on
Today's society couldn't handle George. He's right and they know.
Todays society would love George, except like Ben Shapiro
Many would get it, the rest would be offended. George Carlin was the best.
Lol! Ben Shapiro couldn't hold a menorah to George! ...lighten up snowflake.
I don’t know, George might’ve been “canceled” by all the wokesters. 🫤
"If you are going to tell people the truth, you have to make them laugh, or they'll kill you." - Oscar Wilde (Attributed)
MrUnidyne did he really say that
@@xyoungdipsetx Yes he did. Oscar wild was a very perceptive man
Yeah basically if Martin Luther king had a comedy routine he could still be alive
Likewise, if you're going to sell people anything (like the propaganda on Fox) just dress it up with a few Barbie doll types and have at it.
@@jimchik You ain't lying!
"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist." - George Carlin
Actually that was cioran
That’s so true
Inside every person, there is more to deal with than they have even begun to think about.."
Aw shit…
Exactly
This is a masterpiece. How can one man encapsulate the truth in 11 minutes in such a witty way without wasting a word or pausing for breath? Pure genius.
Yes he was a genius I remember listening to George in 1975 growing up.
Because he was highly literate. Americans can barely read the toothpaste they shove into their cake holes.
He is the counterpart of the recent Trump! I'm sure of it. But that's onely my perspective. 😏
He's been watching this all go down since the 1960's...
😅😅😅😅
The man was ahead of his time…even in 2024… this is still relevant 💯
Genius is what we thought in 60’s listening to his albums. It was all going on and coming on at that time. We were the last generation to try and stop it. Created EPA after protests bc we were at maximum humans 2,6 billion according to earth ability to sustain a natural order bc our waste was toooo much to sustain. Now 8 billion😢
Hope is a good thing. And Jewish reflections of the Messiah are the most beautiful in all the world. ❤ If we are someone who thinks we have to 'earn our soul', we may have missed the point that our soul is a free gift from God. Treasure our soul with our whole heart and give it carefully back to God when we are done with it. ❤ I think a free exchange of information is something to strive for. But I think so much confusion mushrooms into chaos when no clear explanation is given. The Scriptures often record God being coy when He speaks. For example, when God asked Adam and Eve where they were, it's not like God did not know where they were. However, in the book of Habakkuk, the prophet says to God, “Your eyes are too pure to look on evil” Is this passage from Genesis where God cannot see Adam and Eve an example of God's eyes being too pure to see them? I am trying to understand this from a distinctly Hebrew Perspective. But admittedly my understanding may be imperfect. I suspect this passage in Genesis may be from God the Father's Perspective. According to John 5:22-23, "Moreover, the Father judges no one, but has entrusted all judgment to the Son, that all may honor the Son just as they honor the Father. Whoever does not honor the Son does not honor the Father, who sent him." Who has gone up to heaven and come down? Whose hands have gathered up the wind? Who has wrapped up the waters in a cloak? Who has established all the ends of the earth? What is his name, and what is the name of his son? Surely you know! I suspect something much deeper is going on now in history. Strength, according to Tolkien, manifests itself most clearly not in the exercise of power but rather in the willingness to give it up. When you are moved by the Spirit you manifest love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. These are the weapons we use in battle. Against such things there is no law.
“It’s called the ‘American Dream’ because you have to be asleep to believe it.” I still think about this line.
💯
Sure the American dream can work but for most it doesn't
@@megaham1552So.. It doesnt work.
lol he is asleep@@Makrel94
@@Makrel94 for most. Some can achieve it
George Carlin didn't die, he just left before shit got worse
Michaeline Burke absolutely!👍🇦🇺😎loved the guy!
Lucky him!! We miss you old fuck
no he didn't die, he passed away (soft language).
Typical genius.
@The big man is in the house! Oh, and you totally overlooked the good screwing we're getting with this corporate bailout and demand people go back to work ASAP, and die trying? You're blind, Dude. Not worthy of Carlin.
"its a big club and you aint in it" this is a very true statement!
Man if you were alive today and see what was going on George you would have endless material !!!💯 2024 we miss you man, we miss you ❤
Lying ass pos. You could care less.
George Carlin wasn't a prophet, he was just paying attention.
Lol ppl throwing the word "prophet" around should really pick up a book about real prophets and find out they were far more than intelligent comedians
@@Nomad-bl4yw a title has nothing to do with intelligence
i think it depends more on what your idea of a prophet is but killer set for sure
@@Nomad-bl4yw what book would this be because i dont recall any "real" prohets
@@1spaceman604 thank you for informing me that you're an atheist .I'll be sure to put this information to good use
95% of his speech isn't even jokes. It's simply real life 😂😂😂
u.s citizens sooner or later have to realize that they have been more than fucked over , enough is enough
He is a philosopher and poet who happens to be funny.
DrewDraw Joe Rogan has a similar style but Carlin can actually pull it off.
Stand up philosopher
That's what observational comedy is.
This man was a prophet. Everything he said is happening now. Got chills just listening to him. RIP dear sir.
NOT a Prophet because of his LANGUAGE is NOT appropriate, however the message is ACCURATE, and IT is TRUTH. He would NOT get away with that language today either, but for the WRONG reason. The Bible is accurate and TRUTHFUL teaching us the Spirit of Prophesy in a RESPECTFUL way. The Holy Spirit is our TEACHER, but can only be OBTAINED through the proper avenue. No SHORT CUTS.
one of very few who could educate, entertain, teach, philosophize, all at once. Anyone else come close?
Hey dear! How’s it going?
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The best comedians don't tell jokes. They tell the truth in a way that makes you laugh instead of cry.
politicians lie, comedians tell the truth.
Jerry Samuels I still cry...There’s places in the southern part of my state that has conditions of that of a third word country, National Guard in Afghanistan couldn’t be tested for COVID, the Afghan town had tests. We give billions to other countries, billions to corporations, Wall Street even, than out people die because of no healthcare. Our government spends every penny it gets, give tax cuts to the wealthy, corporations paying 18% now, raid SS, borrow money, than holler they have to cut social programs to balance the budget. Anyway, I do have a dark sense of humor, George is the only one who’s ever been able to tell a rape joke and it be funny because it was so true.
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@@chaserofthelight1737 You have every reason to cry Virginia. Our country has sold us out I think. Still, you are probably much better off than most people, because of your level of awareness? Like those who came before us I think we must still somehow find hope, inspiration, love and the will to thrive and help others thrive notwithstanding the enormous tasks we face in front of us.
@ Jerry Samuels... well if you're going to tell the truth you better make people laugh when you do because if you don't they will nail you to a cross
" they don't want a population of citizens capable of critical thinking " Remember that
Qanon does not count as education though...many seem to miss that detail
@@email4664 nobody said it was 🤔
@@email4664 big swing and a miss sport
Yup.
@@email4664 I have never seen Qanon “education” literally anywhere. Meanwhile, the bastardized and lying mainstream media that has zero credibility and is an extension of the executive branch of gov is everywhere.
Even years after his passing, George Carlin is still relevant. His style was something else and his shows were just great. RIP George Carlin, you have the best legacy!
It's crazy how sharp he was at this age Truly once in a hundred years type of man
These days, that would be about a lifetime. SO he was once in a lifetime. Lol.
This is one of the best TED talks I've seen
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I would love to know what he would say about what's happening today.
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This is THE BEST TED Talk ever made!
I bumped into him walking the vegas strip a few months before he died. Said hello. He was very friendly and extremely kind to me. Very special memory for me.
lucky
He was a dumb ass
THICC VIENER no he wasn't talking about your dad
TigRshark I got married in Vegas a couple of days before he was supposed to be there. I missed him. It was a couple months after he died. I am regretting to this day not staying to see him. Love the teachings of brother Carlin. May he Rest In Peace.
@@thiccviener825 I bet u like ass, eh?
The greatest stand up philosopher. Such a joy to hear him. RIP
the stand up philosopher doesn't exist...
@@charleslowe570 Be quiet kid.
@@DonnieQuest You can do better than that, kid.
@@DonnieQuest ad hominem doesn't equal a valid argument, EINSTEin
One of the most brilliant comedians of all time.
Was it the seven forbidden words... or five?
George Carlin saw the big picture. I joined the Army at age 17 and served for 8 years. Now, my son is 16. There is no way in hell I would recommend that he enlist. Fight for what? Oil companies? Politicians? If push comes to shove, we have a nuclear deterrent-which I hope we never need-but let’s let our kids grow to be more than cannon fodder for corporations.
Man
@@rodneymakarutsa5310 -The most evil species to ever grace this beautiful planet.....
He did see the big picture, the one most Americans are looking at is wallet size
I’m glad that I never enlisted in the military when I had the chance to when I was young. I’m 41 now. I was in NJROTC in my first semester back in high school, but I got kicked out all because I wasn’t performing up to their expectations. But they did me a favor. The more I learn about it, the more I realize that it’s all a big sham, all in the facade of “serving & dying for our country.” All of these people in the military that are doing so are *_really_* serving & dying for the rich politicians, the wealthy elites & corporations who funds money for their money laundering, proxy wars while instigating wars on many countries.
I'm a Marine Corps peacetime veteran and I probably wouldn't serve again because of my love for this great country that has fallen so much in the 2 1/2 years. This country is ran like a big corporation and not like a government should run a country. I still believe capitalism and democracy is the best form of government but it has been corrupted over 75-80 years. Ever since the end of WW2 when the big corporations started giving senators and congressman earmarks which is just big cash bonuses to vote the way of the company and not the man. It's been a long time to corrupt the greatest country in the world and us regular people are too poor, uninformed and just fucked out of effectively changing it. I'm trying to start by voting Trump. If I have learned anything about the government it is the thing, person, or policy they talk the worst about is the one that's best for the American public and not the elites. They have been talking mad shit about Donald J. Trump since 2015. I can relate because I used to be a Trump hater til 2019 when the left started getting crazy with the trans ideology and crazy policies. I had to step back, remove my hate for Trump and look at the whole picture. Then it only took about 20 minutes of my own research not from the mainstream media but other credible sources to find out Trump wasn't racist. That was my main issue I thought he was racist because I heard it twice a day from the lying ass news. I stopped watching all MSM except for the Gutfeld show on FOX. Fox isn't really all that right wing they are there to appear right wing to give the American public the illusion of choice.
As Carlin got older, his comedy skits started turning into academic TED Talks.
That would be something he wouldn't do. Ted talk was created for the top 10%, the very people he despise. He'll shit all over Ted talks.
Lol ted talks are NWO trash tho. They got some of the most evil scumbag shills
Huh, I don't agree with that statement. Now, imagine someone getting smarter the older they get. What a mystery🤔
He’s a typical leftist prick Hollywood type.
@@JP-hj1il he was actually one of them till he went rogue, so they sicked the IRS on him, he pretty much went nuclear during this one and after.
I cant imagine if he was alive today.. Society died with George. RIP
Wow, this speech on Dumb Americans was absolutely George Carlin's finest hour as an intelligent comedian and George Carlin would definitely have a field day with today's America in 2024. I always loved George Carlin. I miss George Carlin dearly, he did a superb job exposing America, and George Carlin along with Richard Pryor were both the most brilliant and greatest American comedians of all time.
George Carlin is dead. Period.
This ain't even a comedy sketch, he just told the truth from A to Z, brilliant.
That's George, man. Philosopher not comedian.
Dumb ass motherfuckers= People who say “ain’t”
There's humor in the truth, friend.
Now in 2019 this is classified as Hate speech.
@@itsonlyacommentsnowflake3346 Yeah, it's bullshit. People these days like sugar-coating and feel-good shit when what they actually need a reality bitch slap in the face to snap them out of it.
He was not a comedian HE WAS A STAND UP PHILOSOPHER
Franchesca H Sandoval So am I btw😄
Ive seen this fucking take in every single carlin video. Come up with something original ffs. He wasnt a "philosopher", any one can come to these conclusions. It kinda obvious when one looks at the response to covid-19. He was just funny while doing it.
"Stand up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a logical and viable comprehension." - Mel Brooks in 'History of the Wotld - Part I"
@@pratmural5611 ,he was, you can say what you want ,his art ,quintessentially humorous .Take it or depart.
You’re a bullshitter!
Crazy that this was almost 20 years ago. This has become much more relevant. It seemed like he was just becoming a bitter old man to a lot of people at this stage of his career.... he was just trying to give people a dose of reality that they desperately needed.
He was truly good. The picture he painted verbally is still accurate today.
This is closer to a TED Talk than a comedy show 😂 Edit: thanks for the correction!
2070 Paradigm shift
but ted talk only give positive talk. not bitter truth.
666th like 😈😳
Gorden Payne-- George didn't have the secrets to long life and never claimed to. But he did have the secrets to telling the truth (mostly) and not giving a shit about the horrors of the world around him.
Yea but TED Talk is part of the same corporate tyranny that hes talking about so it would never happen.
His message is far deeper than comedy. Absolute legend.
True this !
Knew exactly what was real!
Someone need to react all his skits and travel around
@@SpaceRanger187 bi
WAKE UP PEOPLE RIGHT?
When I first saw this show (in my mid 20s), I felt enlightened-the curtain coming down on the spectacle that I had been believing throughout my youth and young adulthood. Now when I rewatch it (approaching 40), not only is it still relevant, but the problems he’s ranting about are 10x worse. He tried to warn us. The world today could use more of his honesty-if nothing else, it would continue to shed light on our passive acceptance of our current reality. RIP ❤
George you were and are still a Legend, every word still applies today worldwide . RIP 🩷
Sadly, that's not comedy. It's pure and total truth.
Same thing in Carlins book
Its comedy
Ewa, Comedy is the truth, comedy is something we use to laugh at the fucked up stuff in life.
That's not sad. Its enlightening.
Then why am I laughing so hard I can't breathe??
He's right when he said that the owners of this country dont want well-educated, well-informed, critical thinkers who question how they're getting screwed.
He’s right about everything
@@doddsalfa Maybe that's what made him such a great comedian. He was blatantly honest about various societal issues.
What these world owners currently forgot is the spirit of man. regardless of how dumb the population is, once enough of the population reaches critical displeasure with their lives and their government, once enough people are dumbed down, the dumbness will invade them and make dumb choices like the media. then the dumb people will learn one simple thing, so simple that any dumb person would fully commit to, and that is BUY AND HOLD.
@@doddsalfa well no, he was incorrect about native and mexican thing.
@@zerotodona1495 nop
I am rarely speechless, but back in the day I went to Carlin's book signing with a buddy from chess park by the pier in Santa Monica I was between apartments and "no, i dont want a signed Carlin book, someone is just gonna steal it!"...I went over a listened to thier music at Barnes & Noble...Carlin came over, shook my hand and said, "It is a pleasure to meet you my dear."
Liar
Carlin didn't say a fucking word to you. He'd dead.
This is not even comedy. He is just telling the truth.
He does make it funny.
Cold truth!
Its truth comedy.
No $hit Sherlock !! IT's Now 10 Times beyond ALL that he mentioned back then decades ago !! He couldn't even come out on stage in today's world without being viciously attacked by the current leftist commie world.
Truth! And we live next to that dumb country. Eh!
He was right 15 years ago and it has gotten much worse.
oh boy yes.
MUCH MUCH WORSE
The fat asses even put one of their own in the White House.
Gotten better in 2016 november FINALLY!
It's even worse overseas :(
The phrase, "it's funny cuz it's true" has never been truer.
George Carlin you're physically gone, but oh boy you are still here.
It's called the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. I like that.
The american dream......start waking the fuck up!
Its the truth
Naw.....The American Dream happens every day, for people that want to WORK for it instead of being lazy Fucks!!
@@motorcitymanman7711 Or you can have it handed to you, because mommy and/or daddy are loaded. But, we all know how your type just loves to ignore that.
@@DeathTheKid6778 Wrong......most people work HARD for what they have, its fucked up attitudes like yours and lazy entitled assholes who piss and moan who fail in life and blame it on others! I worked hard for what I have and I'm not rich!!!
I actually barely laugh with George's stand ups. They are so REAL that I just keep quiet and pay attention to what he's saying. The world lost a great mind.
Carlin's later career is more performance art than stand-up. He was always a bit more than a stand-up, but the last 25 years got increasingly serious and "truth-telling."
he smelled shit a mile away
He knew what people wanted :) Or needed? 🤔
No, he left it to us to use for another 40yrs or so. Like that old pair of pliers, or that vise grandpa gave you with enough quality that it still holds it's worth many years later...today's tools get thrown out, this one'll be here awhile. you know, to fix shit with...
Same
I was lucky to see him in concert about 20years ago…love this man ❤
Not even 1 second of 2024 yet that "It's a big club and you ain't in it" segment at 7:43 is already true. Welcome to 2024... Because it's a big club... and you ain't in it!
"The American dream, you have to be asleep to believe it" What a sentence!
It's 100% true. There is no real American dream in this country anymore. It's so sad and President Trump was the only one who gave us hope in the American dream since he was the greatest president we ever had in this country.
@@brandonmiller2171 "So build a wall behind it crawl and hide until it's light" Metallica - Hero Of The Day Pretty much sums up your fearful leader.
@@thirdbase6870 Yes, Trump was the greatest leader and president we ever had in American history. There will never be another president as good as him.
@@forkymental5154 But of course nobody understands "the American dream" like a silly sack of salt who was evidently living his....by insulting ours. 🤔
@@brandonmiller2171 Every American generation has had to earn our own freedom facing one radically absurd challenge or another..... One man can't fix it all by himself, not even the great George. 🤷♀️ What this country is facing now is just the tempering test of our own time.... And now we also understand for ourselves just how history has been SO violently polarizing in the past; the historically infamous choice between "freedom" and "security" once seemed like a no-brainer in America until something emerged that made people feel legitimately insecure. A person has to *seem* practically psycho to choose freedom, between the two; can't enjoy freedom if you're dead....... 😷💸 But nor is anyone secure if they're not free! 😱🛢️🎣
"It's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it." -- George Carlin.
Deeep
Arguably his most memorable quote
About as real as it gets and the thing is no one no govt official would ever have the balls to say that the game is rigged. Why? Because they know and they think were not smart enough to figure out how fucked up everything is.
Mind blown
Says the guy who made millions telling jokes on a stage. He's a fucking hypocrite
Best "comedian" to have ever waded through this cesspool.
I swear, the older i get, the more i start to think like carlin did.
This man wasn't a comic....he was a philosopher. One of the greatest public speakers of all time. R.I.P George
Comedy is a form, philosophy is a content. One doesn't exclude the other, you know.
True.
@@codinghusky5196 I was just meaning everything he talked about during his time is the truth above current and future global issues. Mount Rushmore comic, along with Pryor, Kinneson, and plenty of other great comics that told the hidden truth about life situations.
Not one thing he said was funny. Sad but true, but not funny!
True. 🙏💜✅💪
Most people will agree that George Carlin was a genius and spoke the truth. Most people don’t realize they are the punchline.
Oh 👀
Facts
Absolute Fact!!!
Damn good one!😂👍
100%
19 years later still relevant today.
The most important speech in my lifetime sadly. The most raw truth.
Even after being gone for 15 years, he is still more relevant than anyone I have heard lately.
And can’t get canceled for being politically incorrect.🤣🤣🤣
@@vickie3183 they'll give it a go I bet you.
@@cze33e Lol first dead man to get cancelled.
Watch it focking happen XD i will not be even surprised in the slightest if they try to cancer a person who passed 15 years ago, freaking hillarious
Some problems are timeless. I think things have actually got WORSE since Carlin died.
"Times have changed. People take comedians seriously and politics as a joke." -Will Rogers.
Imagine that Will Rogers said that over a half-century ago. Are Americans listening yet in August 2020?
@@MarkSeibold Almost a full century, Will Rogers died in 1935. Imagine having a finger on the pulse of America like that before Lenny Bruce was even 10 years old.
True True
So, nothing's changed.
Why do you think all the American political shows are fronted by comedians instead of journalists?
He was great and we miss him 😊👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍👍👍
If George Carlin were alive today, he would have been cancelled. This man called everything out decades before it came to pass.
George Carlin was not a comedian. He was a philosopher, who happened to be funny.
This is like the fourth time I've seen this original comment.
@@2ndbrid801... Much like how the two of you made the same comment. Haha!
Not going around parading for likes by ctrl+c'ing the same shit over and over again. Very ironic that you'd do something so mindless while praising mindfulness.
Actually he just says what every european thinks about america hahaha
Time to take the Red Pill kzhead.info/sun/gL1xfsqymqBnpIk/bejne.html
"It's called the American Dream, 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it." What a line. George's work is timeless and is, unfortunately, ever more relevant these days.
That line was gold. 💛
So fucking true
Sure...except he is an example of it. The man made a fortune telling dirty jokes.
Carlin is so relevant. This makes me want to cry with frustration. The last three supreme court justices came to us via the corporate system!! I wish people could take the blinders off!
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Loved Carlin for years & he was a genius & tells it like it is! Amazing insight, a pro at opening our eyes! Spot on & his words ring true more so today! RIP George we will miss you! God Bless!
His talent was timeless! It's almost eerie how relevant his stand-up was & still are.
The man was trying to convey serious messages to America cleverly disguised as comedy
Right you are. But, people all repeat the same thing....Well what can I do? I'm just one person.....Say 7 billion souls. And then go back to their couches, resume watching mind numbing tv programs and chowing down on junk food. Wow!
Not just America but the world
@I Am You...Pretty sure "the world" that he mentioned includes Germany...a patriotic person who recognizes that his own country should try to do better by the rest of the world sounds like just the type of "nationalist" we need right now.
@I Am you. Cattle??? I have helped neighbors/ranchers work their herds for years now and never once have I witnessed one of them gather together in front of a row of voting booths...and hamster wheel?? Get off your high horse man, you are just as big as an ineffectual nothing as the rest of us...
I Am you. Ha ha you think I think the current Germany is good no I think Merkel has shit on Germany as much as Hitler
George Carlin was the Uncle we all wish we had.
He is the Uncle that I am now
Uncle? F*** that, I wish he was my dad!
he's the uncle we deserve lol
i agree funny as fk.
@@Raad187KO that's the funniest one yet dude
We need more people, not just comedians, who are not afraid to say the truth!
The man built a legendary career out of telling the truth. Think of the "society" we must be living in when telling the truth makes you a legend.
"It's the American dream, because you gotta be asleep to believe it." It blows my mind at how blatantly correct he was
Our corporations began selling it overseas in the 70’s and 80’s and it’s still going today All for cheap labor
What really blows my mind is how many Americans actually still believe in th American dream, I wouldn't stay in America rent free if I was offered.
@@snelgrave101😊awe it’s not that bad if we are awakened to the truth. What country would be better than USA 🇺🇸
@@monicaramirez51015 As Homer Simpson would say "Big if" sorry my friend I don't see the awakening anytime soon.
We don't have the Amercan dream....we're awake....
"It's a big club, and you ain't in it". Remember that one.
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Big facts they all laughed when he's speaking the truth thinking it's all for laughs
Yes but George was in the club.
@@ownerowner5580 😂
@@ownerowner5580 you may be right
This started out funny but the last half was a sad reminder of how right, Carlin is. These corporations want the WHOLE WORLD now and it seems we’re gonna give it to them.😞
Not without a fight!
What’s funny is that this isn’t comedy. He’s just telling the truth.
This man was brilliant, he tried to warn us but the majority did not listen.
We didn't listen! We didn't listen! - randy marsh voice
I did but no one else wanted to believe me either.
As I sit in solitude I feel better knowing that all my thoughts on this decrepid place are not just in by my head. 👏
@TheLogicJunkie Best part is you evolve with out them. Aka Christmas alone 5 years strong .. Bitcoin up Relationships down
Fred Toler, they did!
You cant tell me this man isnt a poet, goddamn. He has such a perfect control over his vocabulary, phrasing and execution
...and his message, which is what set him apart from the shitty 'shock' comedians who just tell shock jokes to get cheap laughs.
unfortunately, these comedians believe they are being like him
but it's scripted isn't it?
Maria S. Poetry IS scripted. That's the point. His words and cadence are carefully scripted to maximize their effect, just like poetry. It's NOT improvised.
ROBOTRIPPIN ROBOT it is poetry
I love this man. He says what people need to hear now in this day and age . Spread his words .
I love Carlin. May he rest in peace. Such a great comedian and knew his stuff.
Imagine him being still alive today. My goodness, the material.
He's probably "down there screaming up at us" about it. ;-)
Half that shit wouldn't have gotten off the ground if he was still around. It would have died on the vine, withered by scorching commentary.
Carry on tradition, and write some jokes!
When did he die.
Huh..he mostly disses the right if you really listen..you know he talks of commercial enterprise capitalism...republicans got the lower echelon via food and malls via commercials
"If you want to tell the truth is better make them laugh otherwise they will kill you." - G.B. Shaw
Actually, it was George Bernard Shaw.
@@Tj11813 Hm...you are right. And this make the quote even better!
Maybe they laugh because they are dumb. Maybe he doesn't care if they kill him because life is worth losing.
Imagine how many fat people were in that audience. But when the man's right he's right
Don't know about that. Try smack talking folks in charge in Russia or China. Doesn't matter how hard you kill... you get killed. But what's worse, a country that's so scared about guy speaking the truth, so he's gonna be killed; Or one, that lets you say anything you want, because it knows you ain't gonna change shit anyway?!
The man was brilliant! Should be required viewing for all Americans.
Brilliant!!! We need him today.
America isn't a country, it's a business.
Now, fucking pay me.
*Donald Trump
Not anymore since Covid it became a Estate of Prision and Fear
More like a plantation.
America is not even a Continent or a so called Country /Bankrupt Nazi Federal Corporation anywhere In The Contractual Legal Fiction Artificial Person World or any thing on planet earth. -marc27
George Carlin wasn't a comedian - he was a prophet. Sadly missed .
Oh yeah ??!! "Aren't you a public servant ? Go gimme glass of water." -also George Carlin.
Did he pass away?
@@Nzambi237 12 years ago. You gotta Google stuff like that. That's how I found out who tf is lady gaga.
@@tomadams3528 Thanks mehn 😅
@@Nzambi237 yes - sadly.
Such a Legend, the world needs more people like George Rest In Peace you Legend
I watched this bit many times (I'm not American), and I always thought it was a bit radical. He truly was never more right.
I am an American and I can tell you for a matter of fact that George was telling the truth.
George was an absolutely brilliant genius...we sure need his words today...RIP ...thank you Mr.Carlin.
The audience is laughing but he was dead serious, you can tell he ment every word that came out of his mouth.
MediaSock Shut the fuck up !!!!
Troy D. Calm down.
@@Troy428492 He was a liberal, of course, he hated everyone.He should of bought some teeth he was ugly.
@@Rickswars lol offended by the truth
@@Rickswars Difference between him and you. He didn't give a fuck what he looked like and gave even less of a fuck about what some asshole conservative with their head up their ass thought of him. Einstein was pretty ugly too is that why you guys hate science as well as comedy?
Man i wish he were still here. We need people like him now more than ever
I loved you George! You are so informed! and you inform us! You are relevant! Even to this day!
Comedy AND a TED talk in one. I miss this man.
He was one of a kind-great in so many ways. I am a Canadian and his comedy and writing was Universal. He made me a better writer and thinker and I think if he were alive; he would be ripping this society a new asshole. We all miss him. I used to be an optimist; believing that humanity still had a chance: I think it might; but it's getting smaller and smaller and this may sound like a cliche' but the young children give me a sense of hope. Provided everyone and everything else, doesn't fill their head with complete garbage. Scratch a cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist. 90 different genders, gender fluidity, otherkin-what is this stupid shit? 3rd wave feninism, sjw's "woke"-more stupid shit. Stupid shit is abound we're living in a world now; that would either terrify Orwell or make him blow a load in his pants and have a big stupid grin. Not to mention: everything these days is now offensive. Christ!
@@therealcanadianrageyt4595 Yeah , that sentence "everything nowdays is offensive" - You know i am even afraid to put up my voice out there because I don't know what they gonna say next taking offence to my constructive criticism And lets not even talk about 3rd wave feminism Literally cancer
@@prernarawat8443 I agree Third wave feminism is antithetical to anything to do with equal rights and empowering women. I don't identify as a feminist, but I do have respect for people like Cristina Hoff Summers and I do respect strong, intelligent women (My mother is one after all and my Father is my hero.) Third wave feminism contradicts itself; and thus, as a movement--falls flat on it's gender fluid, non-binary, gender pronoun having ass. It operates under the guise of strength and equality for women and at the same time; wants special treatment and like every woman should be treated like delicate flowers, with tender fragile peddles. Well, which one is it? because too opposing forces cannot occupy the same space harmoniously. These snowflakes are so flimsy; that any person, be they man or woman, who comes forward and challenges the ideology, threatens the very foundation and so; they quiver in their boots and rather than defend their position--they have to resort to mob mentality tactics: Smear campaigns, trying to get people fired, fabricating bullshit. What a bunch of pussies. Didn't anybody ever tell these pricks that there are no such things as "safe spaces?" The world,for all of it's beauty, mystery and wonder; is also harsh, at times cruel and can be brutal. Not to drag this on: but there are documentaries out there about plants and other elements of nature that can and do, very easily kill people; that sort of throws that whole, living spiritually with nature and all that into question--to me, anyway. This goes for our modern society too: it can be a harsh place. As a kid: one of the things I was taught was respect and that it is something that is earned: you don't just give it out by default.; so perhaps the whole idea of "safe spaces, without exception-is totally the wrong approach (of course it is) It is more a matter of respect, earned through action and communication. I'm a physically handicapped person, with cerebral palsy myself and one of the things I really hate about this PC BS: is transablism. People who intentionally cripple themselves because of how they "feel." Most people don't even understand their feelings, to begin with. I think there is a distinction between feelings and emotions: an emotion is a state of being, while the feeling is an objective expression of that state and one is in correspondence with the other: it's like a feedback loop. Much like a lot of language; people use terms, without always understanding what they mean or the origin. Just like we have drug addicts and alcoholics-people are not encouraged to enable them; yet some doctors, have actually carried out these transabled procedures. You want to talk about somebody being an enabler of illness? Ironic isn't it, given the Hippocratic oath. Using is something that I do because I have to and I'll probably always have to. I'm cool with it; it's a lifelong thing; but it isn't something I'd wish on anyone else; not even my enemies. If you think it's easy, you gotta another thing comin'. It doesn't discriminate either; black, white, gay, straight, male, female, human or animal. It can happen to anyone. And when it does: there's no going back. Still, these transabled people are being encouraged to intentionally cripple themselves. Fuck off! As long as that's being allowed though; I say bring on the trans-humanism, bring on the nanomachines that can repair damaged tissue and organs, allow stem cell therapies to help the paralyzed to walk. Besides, allot of these kooks today, like to sing the praises of abortion-almost like it's a trivial subject. I saw one you tube video, where a fat woman said: "I'm going to have 10 or 20 abortions." Well, holy shit! No values, no morals, no empathy. Just narcissistic, self-entitled, self-serving, psychopathic bullshit. I should stop; but I could go on and on about this type of stuff. SJW's like to take minorities and use them; to further an agenda and in doing so: they tarnish or damage those minorities: they are not a voice for them. Sjw's poison and taint everything they touch. If they all, stood around the Grand Canyon, held hands and jumped in at the count of 3; how many people would be sad, I've wondered? Relax, that's called humor, it's the visual you get in your mind that's humor; a bunch of PC robots, standing around, holding hands, singing some song, before they all jump. They are a cult after all. Look, I get it: this is this generation's "revolution"-but I worry fourty years from now; when they real feel the brunt of what could happen. I know they consider themselves to be like flower children or something; but they ain't. They're being manipulated and used by Globalists and they don't even realize it. I didn't want to believe in a Globalist conspiracy: Well, fuck me! We see more and more of it, with every passing day.
@@therealcanadianrageyt4595 oh my god , this is one of the most properly formed comment i have ever seen. First , I do not even know what problems you might be facing in your day to day life because of celebral palsy, you should be playing the victim card more than these privileged bitches . They think they deserve everything in this world without any talent whatsoever . I dont call myself feminist doesnt mean i wont stand up for injustice . I mean i have done more for equality and empowerment for human kind that these self proclaimed feminists . They are nowadays sexualizing kids for god sake and bringing up their kids with genderless mentality , can you imagine how fucked up that kid will be when he grows up . And there was this woman telling on youtube 'i kill my children' adn everybody around her was yassss . I was like wtf bitch , woman like you have disturbed kids or kids who blow up schools . They all wanna be treated like princess and call it equality . For god sake a feminist was saying i ask my kid's consent before changing his diaper and the kid is what 8 months ? . i have lost hope . I dont speak up on public platforms . I just laugh when they cry when they are being treated euqally . My brother walks with stick for 10 years , he has never dated ... he is good looking , smart , intelligent but the rise in number of false rape cases , he do not even talk to girls . He is like precaution is better than cure . Even i tell him to stay away from girls , you never know who turns out to be a feminist
prerna rawat but calling feminism “cancer” isn’t constructive at all. I agree, it’s cancer, but that’s not a statement I’d use as an offering to refine their “movement”
I have to watch this every so often to retain my sanity .
I've never voted in my life @Reina Macarena
Liquidragon FU This man George Carlin was the most keep it real person i know in show business. Why the good people always die first.
🤣👌🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
Me too
Me too.
What a monologue. This should be on American TV and radio weekly in the run up to November.
He is rolling over in his grave now looking down on the mess we're living in today.. RIP GC. Your truth is soooo needed here today!!!
"its called the american dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" gave me chills
That means you have more eye opening to do sort of speak
yep
Jakobus for sure
take these bits with a grain of salt. its comedy afterall, with some truth to it. if you have an alternative to capitalism please let us all know...we havent figured it out yet. capitalism has provided the highest standards of living for the widest range of people the world has ever seen. economic and historical fact.
@@AroundSun it would appear this is only a half truth. Capitalism appears to have to be balanced by socialism and vice versa to achieve a high standard of living. www.usnews.com/news/best-countries/quality-of-life-full-list
George Carlin didn't die, he just gave up and left the planet.
@@SuperLumianaire Go fuck yourself
Travis Walls moronic idiot
Travis Walls dumb alabama boi
Travis Walls t-bag ‘s your daddy that’s whats up
Comments like these is why I haven't voted in 20+ years. I don't want to be associated with so much anger.
The Einstein of Comedy !
Mr. Carlin was and will ALWAYS be a pure fucking GENIUS!!!
George wasn't miserable. He was disappointed at how pathetic humans can be in spite of their accomplishments. He understood the folly of being human. Even though he was disappointed, he resigned himself to witness the biggest freak show on earth, and being paid to point out its absurdities. He was a visionary, and he was loved. *Peace*
@@Bozlee22 Travel anywhere once.. You'll realize western influence has traveled everywhere and now the worst parts are being amplified by areas such as China. Soooo Humans is correct unless you like to separate people based on where they were born. Good luck with that
@@privateagent No one was "smarter" wth
@@giantasparagus "how many sides has a rectangule".. "no sides..." come on...
This man was so smart he knew he could only get away with it by using comedy, RIP GEORGE . The World needs ppl like this.. Very smart man.
U said it.
Totally agree. I wish he was still with us. I’d love his insights on the current times.
this guy was payed to reveal citizens of critical thinking. Don't worry your government knows your IP and bank account
@@OtherSports lisa who? na kiddin, i'd check her out.
dick gregory was on the same timing
"You got a pencil? Get the fuck in there its physics". Lmao
Profoundly prophetic. Mr. Carlin was my first concert/show ever. B.W. Stevenson opened. 1976
No one could be funny and dead serious at the same time like George. He was way ahead of his time
As a Russian saying goes: there is a fraction of truth in every joke.
David Chappelle 👍 🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐🌐
Bill Hicks
@@ildart8738 I can respect that saying, not gonna lie.
he was cynical