I love reading the recent comments and seeing all the conservatives who probably heard "George Carlin would be a conservative today" or whatever, came here, and then got the shock of a fucking lifetime lol. Good to see he's still pissing conservatives off to this day.
@YourLoyalDeserter Жыл бұрын
I've noticed it too. The snowflakeservatives had said for a long time that Carlin was a true man of facts, logic, and reality. Suddenly they see this and he immediately went from that to a "horrible, disgusting, baby-killing advocate who preys on people's beliefs". Really shows how soft the conservstives are.
@CrabMan2539 Жыл бұрын
George was a proper leftist from start to finish.
@ApexGale3 ай бұрын
Amen
@thomastheseer61172 ай бұрын
Its just really astounding how many of them try to claim him as theirs. lol Its clear they never heard any of his stuff except very carefully edited clips.
@JeremyS.-ug3sp2 ай бұрын
NEVER NEVER NEVER addresses late-term abortion of a healthy baby George Carlin was a FRAUD And DEAD SOLDIERS gave you the free speech you used to make a living True assholes love George Carlin, jack Kerouac, Frank Zappa…..jerks
@willard27292 ай бұрын
I don’t even think George was making jokes anymore at this stage in his career. He was going on rants that made people laugh because the subject matter was so ridiculous, yet true.
@erock69082 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. Very sad, but soooooo true ! ! ! 👍👍
@billiebobbienorton2556 Жыл бұрын
I think you may Have missed the earlier George because that’s why he did his whole career. Genius who was educated by the stupidity of society
@meganhicks8718 Жыл бұрын
He brought his comedic sense to bear while talking seriously about the subject at hand.
@commontater8630 Жыл бұрын
I've seen this happen in real life with myself and a few of my friends sometimes we'll just get on a rant about how absurd things are and how confused conservatives are about their own issues and we can't stop laughing. Carlin masterfully tapped into that and let everybody know that we're thinking the same thing which made us continue to question why is it still this way!!
@rhodenaros Жыл бұрын
He wasn't a stand up comic. He was a visionary.
@nocturnalrecluse1216 Жыл бұрын
“Not every ejaculation deserves a name” is the best line delivered in the history of comedy
@connerjheros2603 Жыл бұрын
"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." One of the most hard hitting remarks I've ever heard from anyone about anything. R.I.P, George. You were truly one of a kind.
@aaryamannambiar6677 Жыл бұрын
Conservatives want babies to live because unlike liberals we don't justify murder by calling it "a medical procedure"
@josephmcdermott6488 Жыл бұрын
Seems like.the democrats are pretty pro.war to me, shit didn't happen much during TRUMPS presidency now look at Biden , he wants world war 3 seemsike it
@jonmo2694 Жыл бұрын
So is it better to have dead babies to not be raised to reduce the population like the libtards want to do? Ask Billy Gates
@jonmo2694 Жыл бұрын
He would be so outraged with today’s Democrats.
@E_Clampus_Vitus Жыл бұрын
@@E_Clampus_Vitus Yes he would, as he was then, for not having the balls to stand up to republicans.
@TheSaltyAdmiral Жыл бұрын
Carlin is not a comedian. he is a philosopher who adds humor.
@dabunnyrabbit26202 жыл бұрын
Completely agree. The best there ever was.
@danielrdater90252 жыл бұрын
I wrote George Carlin is a philosopher with a sense of humor on numerous Carlin vids, atleast if your going to copy, copy it right
@vincentpulizzijr2 жыл бұрын
@@vincentpulizzijr curb your grammar. it's you're.
@ljp2062 жыл бұрын
I was going to say idiot but anyway, he's dead.
@toejamandearl81102 жыл бұрын
@@vincentpulizzijr I'm not copying you, I agree with you, I always thought he was a philosopher with a sense of humor. I'm just saying it in my "own words" if you know another way to say it, I'm all ears.
@dabunnyrabbit26202 жыл бұрын
“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” - GC
@johnnyquest99262 жыл бұрын
Wise words from a man named Great Cum.
@spongebobsquarepants8403 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@frankrichards3089 Жыл бұрын
Its a big club and you aint in it.
@MP-db9sw Жыл бұрын
You have to be born in Gen Z to know it.
@JustinElkin Жыл бұрын
@@JustinElkin nah bro, Im gen X and known this sht for decades. Peace.
@MP-db9sw Жыл бұрын
You know why Carlin was so well loved? Because he told the honest truth and exposed people's bullshit. His knack for the English language and breaking down social, political, and economic issues makes him one of the most intelligent comedians ever. And to do that and make people laugh at the same time is pure genius. He basically told us we're all fuct and there's nothing we can do about and we just laugh ourselves to the grave.
@xDPx-zh7vr Жыл бұрын
What happened to “the DIShonest truth?”
@ronmichaels377211 ай бұрын
Dave Chappelle is the only one now doing this. Yet they try to ban/cancel him at every turn. They would've tried this shit with Carlin too.
@sharablecortex272511 ай бұрын
He was one of the keenest observers of our time. Having said that, he gave many opinions that resonated with people but they were not necessarily true.
@tronmartin111 ай бұрын
@@tronmartin1 Nobody can be 100% accurate with their takes on the world at all times but Carlin was by no means irresponsible with those takes. More than anything I think he got ppl to stop and think about what they accept as normal and question themselves and their government. The majority of ppl just do what they're told regardless of how much it infringes on their human rights but Carlin put a huge spotlight on those topics. Only Chappelle in my opinion hits as closely on his views on the world. But Carlin's mastery of the English language and his ability to rant nonstop without missing a beat is what makes him the GOAT. Chappelle a very very close 2nd.
@xDPx-zh7vr11 ай бұрын
@@xDPx-zh7vr Hey, I never stated that he was irresponsible. His perceptions of human nature were uncanny sometimes, but that doesn't mean he would not exaggerate sometimes, or be a little biased. He above all else had self control. You never heard anything bad about him or his behavior in his personal life. Some comedians or entertainers end up in the news for the wrong reasons.
@tronmartin111 ай бұрын
A man far ahead of his time. Wish you were around to call them out on their hypocrisy
@jayjaz18732 жыл бұрын
I mean, the hypocrisy is still pretty much the same
@AzafTazarden2 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much what he's doing in this video, it's not a new thing.
@MravacKid2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't ahead of his time, nothing has changed.
@Da_Most_Shady2 жыл бұрын
WE can call them out on their hypocrisy.
@sonnyroy4972 жыл бұрын
@@Da_Most_Shady unfortunately it's got worse, at least it used to be hidden 😔
@user-ms4dj6fc2i2 жыл бұрын
the fact that conservatives think he would've agreed them is just .......
@noalowenstein6741 Жыл бұрын
Like how just about any other person/character they idolize would actually hate conservatives.
@PrincessGalaxia9 Жыл бұрын
@@PrincessGalaxia9 this is like when they complain about _Star Wars_ being political even though the Empire/Stormtroopers were an allegory for the US's role in Vietnam, or when they complain about comics being too political when Captain America was introduced by punching N/zis, Peter Parker represented the struggles of lower class and talked about gun control, Superman was basically a superpowered soci@list fighting against corruption in the government, X-Men are an allegory for persecuted minorities (they started as an allegory for the Civil Rights movement gradually morphed to reflect the current times) and the Punisher is a critique of the justice and police....I can go on
@s29nv1sr1 Жыл бұрын
Conservatives also did that MLK even though the man is a self proclaimed socialist who believe that classism and racism were tied together
@daryno9048 Жыл бұрын
@@s29nv1sr1 Forgot to respond, but yes all of this. When did spidey talk about gun control though? I don't remember that.
@PrincessGalaxia9 Жыл бұрын
"bUT He wAs sO eDGy"
@dokjastopsimp2370 Жыл бұрын
It's mind bending how relevant George is today after all these years. His views, as it turns out, are timeless.
What other comedian do you know would have the balls to open a show with 12 minutes on abortion?
@frostychickenprods8 жыл бұрын
Probably a few but only because they dgaf like george carlin, also those whose topics are generally problems in the world that are made my bs
@CodeOssyria8 жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart, Hasan Minaj, John Oliver just to name a few.
@CyberBlastoise2 жыл бұрын
@@CyberBlastoise John Oliver has the balls, and he is funny, but honestly at times he can just be insufferable. The constant virtue signaling makes it just really annoying; like I generally agree with what he says, but his normal 2-3 minute segments he will make where he gets all serious and impassioned as if he's making a change is just silly to me. George Carlin makes good saliant points, but he doesn't even try to adopt this moral high ground that I always feel with Oliver... didn't mean to rant whoops.
@graham20142 жыл бұрын
All non American comedians.
@cart40622 жыл бұрын
@@graham2014 As George said "I have no stake in it"
@stevesalt80032 жыл бұрын
The wisest words that Carlin used repeatedly "You know why, because we made the whole fucking thing up"
@stevesalt80032 жыл бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@edithbannerman4 Жыл бұрын
This man defined a generation and his reality based humor is still relevant today! I miss this dude!
@MartaWomack Жыл бұрын
Not every ejaculation deserves a name that's what George says in this video about halfway through
@claudemayers Жыл бұрын
This is absolutely brilliant including the sanctity of life at the end
@claudemayers Жыл бұрын
"defined a generation" George hated his fellow baby boomers, with good reason.
@John_McDonnell11 ай бұрын
@@John_McDonnellBS
@KittyGrizGriz11 ай бұрын
@@John_McDonnell ... From my looking it up, George was born n 1937, not a baby boomer!
@Tidybitz11 ай бұрын
Theres a math behind his comedy that I can’t explain, but it’s there and I notice it. That’s what makes him so great. His joke placements and set ups are impeccable.
@deedunn1989 Жыл бұрын
He said he told jokes in a rhythm like singimg snd apply that to the phrase.
@oldworldorder9424 Жыл бұрын
He had been doing it for years before this, and he always managed to stay contemporary and relevant no gimmicks
@jackhackett8011 ай бұрын
George’s comedic timing was untouchable.
@IanIsrael6 ай бұрын
Indeed, Carlin's timing is beautiful. It's much like the tide; he hunches down, starts up slow and ramps up slowly but inexorably.
@2Sor2FigАй бұрын
Today, in 2023, George Carlin’s message is as spot on as he ever was. Maybe more so. We miss you George.
@AyeCarumba221 Жыл бұрын
It is borderline frightening how relevant his specials have stayed. There truly is no other like this man. Wherever he's gone to now, I hope he knows how missed he is 👑
@tricky1506 Жыл бұрын
If the Christian afterlife is real he is sipping martinis in hell
@certifiedfunnyguy Жыл бұрын
All of these are common sense. Yet, it seems we need this man to wake up the others. (He's an amazing comedian!
@CentigradeMind Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t know anything. Ya know why? CAUSE HES FUCKIN DEAD!
@JustinLodes Жыл бұрын
Yet; everyone’s still asleep on the issue 🤦♀️
@KittyGrizGriz Жыл бұрын
@@certifiedfunnyguy thank god it isnt. he'd be down there, screaming up at us!
@johnb5057 Жыл бұрын
This man was amazing and the fact that we're still dealing with several of these things from 20, 30, 40 years ago say a lot.
@susieh11412 жыл бұрын
Religion is the primary cause for it.
@themadmanescaped12 жыл бұрын
See, that's what I was saying... Abortion issues? Still a problem. Cancel culture? Still a problem. Gun control? Still a problem. It's almost like human stupidity is cyclical, and he was one of the few to see it.
@droth10312 жыл бұрын
it s the same as for all time the new world order or as used to b referred to satan
@chris532008 Жыл бұрын
Danny Divito is more honest and still alive.
@kevincampbell9777 Жыл бұрын
@@kevincampbell9777 That would be DeVito --and as good as he is he is no George Carlin IMHO.
@richarddaddio360 Жыл бұрын
Because life is precious until it's not. And George Carlin was a precious treasure taken from us far too soon.
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
As a former catholic and now atheist I have only just come across this video. George was brilliant at saying those things that many of us would like to express but fall short of saying them.
@timothyhowson2775 Жыл бұрын
Listening to George Carlin is like getting a bachelor's degree in common sense and knowledge
@terryhill4732 Жыл бұрын
I mean, I guess stupid people do sound smart to even stupider people, so yeah in that sense.
@idenree8606 Жыл бұрын
@@idenree8606 on what basis do you call Carlin ‘stupid?’ Defend that position Iden…
@tomprebis8977 Жыл бұрын
@@tomprebis8977 why do I call him stupid? Oh I don't know, maybe because he said that fetuses are not humans because "the government doesn't count them in the census". Do I need to explain to you why that's stupid or do you actually have the minimal amount of brain cells to understand it on your own?
@idenree8606 Жыл бұрын
@@idenree8606 L + ratio
@kothen4994 Жыл бұрын
@@idenree8606 is this your last resort ? .. do you people just insult when ur points are rebutted and countered with good arguements ?? ... if your mindset has been challeged , learn to counter argue instead of just insulting people ... coward.
@_Stargazer_. Жыл бұрын
I thought his religion rant was good (and it is), but this one was just damn near flawless. George Carlin was born 25 years too early. Can you imagine him delivering this sort of incisive insight with his inimitable comedic flair TODAY? Wow.
@chadley25 Жыл бұрын
This world was meant to go to shit. Hence he was born earlier than he should've. We get so carried away in our own bullshit that we made up. Jeez!
@treeofgrowth Жыл бұрын
The woke idiots would have him cancelled.
@peaceful3250 Жыл бұрын
Fact checkers has determined this post will be censored for misinformation 😂
@julianthethief Жыл бұрын
Rightwingers have been trying the same thing for the last 70 some years. Its always the same talking points.
@monotech20.1411 ай бұрын
They'd call him a godless snowflake of a commie today. Fascism has done a number on public discourse.
@ArgueWithTheMajority11 ай бұрын
I wish George was still around to give his opinion on conservatives today.
@LOAblue Жыл бұрын
"That seems like something Christ would do." is probably my favorite line out of this whole thing.
@EveIrkensАй бұрын
June 24th 2022. George you don't know how bad it's gotten my friend. A truly great mind you had my friend!!!!!
@robertbrown5899 Жыл бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@edithbannerman4 Жыл бұрын
It's sad that he recorded this back in 1995, and it's just as relevant today
@droth10312 жыл бұрын
For real!
@tatchik77 Жыл бұрын
It’s more relevant now.
@marcopitz773 Жыл бұрын
Yes, that's what I wrote. 🤟
@lyran2818 Жыл бұрын
@@lyran2818 you’re giving Thomas Jefferson and James Madison from Hamilton vibes
@sammybutler3027 Жыл бұрын
What a horrible man. Pity his mum didn't abort him.
@michaelgrace489 Жыл бұрын
An intellectual comic who will forever be relevant. No one like him before, and never again.
@niranjannaik8787 Жыл бұрын
There were some like him in other countries. Volker Pispers from Germany made political satire (Kabarett) for more than 20 years about the same things and also stayed relevant like George over all this time.
@4Astaroth3 ай бұрын
@@4Astaroth ok. I have not heard any of his material but what I HAVE heard from others in this genre, falls woefully short of George's wit, wisdom and pure genius.
@niranjannaik87873 ай бұрын
@@niranjannaik8787 George was definitely one of the best in this category. But as Volker always said: "I am doing this bit of my routine for 20 years and nothing changed except names. Some months ago I was looking through the channels and stopped by some news because I have to stay informed. And I thought well this was some days ago, some months ago already and I hadn't noticed for minutes that this announcer was already dead. It was a news show from 25 years ago. It's always the same stuff they tell." And he is right. "It's always about poor against poor, East against West (Germany), women against men." He stopped doing stuff on stage when the AFD (a rather new political far right party in Germany got over 10 percent, now they are near 20).
@4Astaroth3 ай бұрын
@@4Astaroth Very true. I agree wholeheartedly. I am an Indian and as one, I can totally identify with your view.
@niranjannaik87873 ай бұрын
We need comedians like this again, unafraid to make funny logical jokes.
@hank_james Жыл бұрын
Conservatives would shut him down
@MRB3991911 ай бұрын
My husband and I were lucky enough to get to see him on his last tour, and he was wonderful. He literally came out and announced that he was going to clear out the folks who there because they had season tickets for that venue, and that was exactly what he did. It was glorious. We cracked up as we watched these people got up & left as they got offended by different things, and it just kept getting better & better!
@kathrinsides2838 Жыл бұрын
I guess you both were lucky enough to be born also. Millions upon millions of murdered babies are not. Think about it. This man was a monster.
@docleadpill55567 ай бұрын
I would kill to have seen that.
@Evil_Noah3 ай бұрын
I saw him on his last tour too, I remember he was reading from his notebook and started a joke about standing in line at McDonald’s and then he goes “oh…I fucked up the joke!” And moved on 😂 I really wanted to hear that joke
@Mega_MikeyАй бұрын
@@Mega_Mikey I remember that notebook & thinking over & over again about how much I would have loved to get my hands on that notebook for a night. 😹 Every time I think about that show or any time my husband and I talk about it, we always say something about how grateful we are that we got to see him live. We have been able to see some of the comedy heroes that have been hugely important & impactful to our lives over the course of our lives, and we are incredibly grateful for that. And Carlin is one of the greats.
@kathrinsides2838Ай бұрын
10 years and this is still relevant considering they overturned Roe V. Wade
@bruchett4799 Жыл бұрын
💯 relevant, had to watch this again
@Yogiblaster Жыл бұрын
relevant more than ever
@suvivasqwibqwib4083 Жыл бұрын
agreed
@letsfreakinggoguys Жыл бұрын
Exactly why I'm watching this again today.
@wrylife57 Жыл бұрын
It seems that as a country we decided that a zygote is more important than a woman after all. I wonder what other rights we will lose to religious nuts.
@HunterDriguez Жыл бұрын
It still pisses me off to this day that people think that George Carlin is a conservative
@Algorithmicgeneratedwordsalad Жыл бұрын
Well, some of them have appropriated MLK so this doesn’t surprise me.
@Nomoreinem Жыл бұрын
I think he was an independent because I'm pretty sure he would be pretty appalled at the Biden and the Trump Administration
@beardedslavbrew615Ай бұрын
Was blessed to see him live. He would have a field day with the bs that’s going around now .
@ekimnavillus39099 ай бұрын
I think most of us would gladly drop a couple grand to hear what he had to say about the events of today.
@LesrevesdhiverАй бұрын
Scary how relevant this is 25 years later
@RConn55 Жыл бұрын
he was waaaay to ahead of his time
@bobross4449 Жыл бұрын
History repeats itself.
@Zach-je4zd Жыл бұрын
Just plain scary! He was a shock jock entertainer. he used rapid fire truisms not facts to pander to the progressive audiences. He french kissed the asses of liberals for big money box office pay days!
@garyshort9007 Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine the material he'd have today and the rants he would be going on?!?!?!....He'd never run out of material. A master, a genius, an honest human being.
@billiebobbienorton2556 Жыл бұрын
I bet he would wipping flor with democrats, so much new idiotic material every day
@rudimine4679 Жыл бұрын
So true! He'd be set for another lifetime!
@karlkamphefner8529 Жыл бұрын
Lewis Black? Getting old but he had some great rants! My alter-ego! 😂😂😂
@liagarden Жыл бұрын
We wouldn't need Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Lewis Black or Seth Meyers anymore. They'd all be unnecessary.
@elc1960 Жыл бұрын
I’d love to hear him flip it.
@troyboldon1 Жыл бұрын
Carlin is not "just a comedian." He is an intellectual prophet for our generation.
@rundoetx10 ай бұрын
This!!
@IanIsrael6 ай бұрын
@@IanIsrael “If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you” ~ George Bernard Shaw
@sammccue5002 ай бұрын
He sprays hit the nail on the head with his observations. One of my favorite in this clip is when he says the anti-abortion/conservative people are actually anti-women. So. True.
@carlenedean8382 Жыл бұрын
He opened a major HBO show with this bit. Freakin genius.
@calbassas872 жыл бұрын
Which special?
@92christinam Жыл бұрын
@@92christinam Back In Town
@NerdyMusicChef Жыл бұрын
Or get canceld because woke mobs
@danny90099 Жыл бұрын
@@danny90099 He wouldn't... BTW, Carlin would have hated little conservatives fucks like you.
@r.f.switch5847 Жыл бұрын
I do not know why all these people are glorifying George Carlin he's talking against God he's talking four abortion what kind of person is this I'm a pro-life person I believe strongly in Jesus and this man doesn't seem to so I don't think he's much a person at all
@marilynwagers786 Жыл бұрын
We need this man, now more than ever.
@KwisatzHaderach.22. Жыл бұрын
This is to tell that all ofthese who sit down an listening to this clown talk about there is no god all you people are hippocrits
@roykellawal7366 Жыл бұрын
@@roykellawal7366 Please elaborate. And do keep in mind that you DID use the words 'god' 'people' and 'hypocrites', only not in the correct order.
@KwisatzHaderach.22. Жыл бұрын
This man would have had a field day with modern day Republicans.
@thewallthatsuffocatedjoerg6307 Жыл бұрын
He already did with the Republicans of his time. George absolutely crucified Reagan, Bush, Quayle etc.
@roberthill7997 ай бұрын
Words to live by. "Chickens are decent people."
@IdentityCrisis158111 ай бұрын
Chickens are decent people man
@chinaisthefuture29368 жыл бұрын
Anyone who thinks that the rooster doesn't beat his hens up to keep them in line has never raised chickens. They even practice abortion by destroying eggs in case they were fertilised by another rooster, or might hatch out to be a rival. Hens are generally decent people, however.
@allenjenkins79472 жыл бұрын
@@allenjenkins7947 Ok, but he didn't do it after he came home from work. 😏
@misstunes17652 жыл бұрын
@@allenjenkins7947 anyone who has raised chickens knows the hens that lay from farms which sell to grocers are not mated with roosters. It’s an egg which wasn’t fertilized.
@arlarl51222 жыл бұрын
@@misstunes1765 😂
@tatchik77 Жыл бұрын
@@arlarl5122 You've missed the point entirely.
@allenjenkins7947 Жыл бұрын
One of my biggest regrets is that I never got to see GC live. He was a true gift to humanity.
@boooootch2 жыл бұрын
I Had that PRIVELGE.. What a Show !!!! My Favorite was "Capital Punishment" You Laughed🎤🤣🍷 till the Very End.. I made sure I got a T-Shirt !!!! Have it to this day 💞🎊
@terryleeschiller85152 жыл бұрын
I saw him live. Totally worth it!
@gloriadiaz64002 жыл бұрын
I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
@kirkmcgee1 Жыл бұрын
He was unfucking believably funny as hell but he made you think which was great!
@ignacioortiz5337 Жыл бұрын
@@ignacioortiz5337 I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
@kirkmcgee1 Жыл бұрын
"How come when its us its an abortion and when its a chicken its an omelette?" 😂😂😂 what a great reality check
@kitti9969Ай бұрын
Carlin has the energy of someone shouting crazy stuff on the side of the highway, but he’s also always the smartest guy in the room
@tddrogers9811 ай бұрын
Realize we used to put those ppl into mental wards who say that God is talking to them...now look at the Evangelical MAGA preachers, they all say it!
@annettezaleski9 ай бұрын
Republicans would call him Woke and disregard him if he was still here to defend himself.
@chrispychicken9614 Жыл бұрын
Replace the six republican supreme court justices with chickens, and we wouldn’t be in this unfortunate situation today. Because chickens are decent people.
@patboger1339 Жыл бұрын
They have lice, but that's a small price to pay.
@earleensdiner5495 Жыл бұрын
@@earleensdiner5495 Well, that’s because they live in filthy conditions and we don’t give a rat ass about them.
@WarningBFG-isHiring Жыл бұрын
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
@kademcarthur5362 Жыл бұрын
Dude buy some condoms...its cheaper and has less health/psychological effects.
@-Trauma. Жыл бұрын
I thought they where chickens
@Damnitjim7 Жыл бұрын
He would've been called "woke" today.
@darliheanacho9461Ай бұрын
I highly doubt that. One of his quotes 'Political Correctness is fascism dressed up as manners'
@Elassyahmed14 күн бұрын
He's probably shouting down at us, "I told you so!!!"
@SukoYote2 ай бұрын
Today Roe v. Wade was overturned…I immediately thought of the great George Carlin and this skit… hit like if you think he is still calling it like it is.
@chikosergio Жыл бұрын
Same.
@Millienfilm81 Жыл бұрын
Supreme court overturn Roe v. Wade, so so-called doctors would not abort in the late term pregnancy or at the time when child is born, which is infestation and dangerous for women health as well. I am pro-abortion, but no later then first 2 month pregnancy period. Medicine now a days have enough procedure and sonogram to detect pregnancy on very early stage and you can do abortion any time you prefer. PPL who vote to abort child during late term are killers. I bet you don't have children and not planing to.
@geterag Жыл бұрын
This man was a truth teller. His comedy made you really think.
@doriwilson69912 жыл бұрын
" I was a Catholic until I reached the age of reason. " 😂 George Carling was the voice of the awake. Wish you were here now.
@162tsb7 Жыл бұрын
He had the brains to put it together and the balls to say it. He only went after stupidity - it wasn't personal - he just demonstrated again and again to think for ourselves. After watching oscar audience of sheep clap for an assault - Jim Carrey step into George Carlin's enormous shoes.
@jackiesantangelo6610 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant but not knowlegeable. Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
@garyshort9007 Жыл бұрын
No other comedian could wear George’s shoes.
@IanIsrael6 ай бұрын
This man was a prophet. Shining a light on our weird little culture.
@mintybadger69052 жыл бұрын
"Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of Reason" - Gold. Just Gold.
@venkyswhanika7599 Жыл бұрын
And the age of bigotry.
@killyourtelevision999 Жыл бұрын
@@killyourtelevision999 no he grew out of the age of bigotry the same day he reached the age of reason
@james_fisch Жыл бұрын
Why is bashing Catholics the last acceptable form of hate speech? Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
@garyshort9007 Жыл бұрын
It's not bigotry to criticize bad ideas and the systematic cover-up of child rape that occurred over the centuries from parishes on six continents all the way up to the Vatican.
@roberthill7997 ай бұрын
14-karat gold!
@Britta_no_filter5 ай бұрын
As a carholic boy who always asked himself about his religion and always felt something was wrong, The day i accidentally clicked on a Mr Carlin video on youtube was the day i was set free.
@feboptopt27 күн бұрын
Even if a fetus was considered a human being, it shouldn’t and doesn’t get special rights to violate a woman’s bodily autonomy against her will. That would be like arresting someone for not donating blood. Even dead people are protected from having their organs taken if they did not sign a waiver before hand. So why does a pregnant woman have less rights than a corpse?
@2l84me8 Жыл бұрын
Facts.
@paleopal Жыл бұрын
Well said!
@itzgamerwolf5899 Жыл бұрын
So here's a question. How does an unborn child get consent to use his/her mother's body before hand? The woman made a choice to partake in the act that creates new life whether it be a broken rubber, bad birth control or just because they (theres always 2 parties involved) were intoxicated and thought it was a good idea at the time by consenting to sex you are also consenting to the consequences of sex whether that be regret or impregnation. Take responsibility for your decisions and the following consequences or dont make that decision. Also chicken eggs are considered omelettes because the eggs we eat havent been fertilized which means there is no baby chick growing inside it. Crazy that Mr. Carlin thinks farmers send fertilized eggs to the super market.
@jacobbateman17862 ай бұрын
I love Mr. Carlin, but in the end, he lost his way..
@robertthibaudeau485815 күн бұрын
@@jacobbateman1786 The pregnant woman is the one that gives consent. She is not obligated at all to continually supply her bodily resources for an unwanted pregnancy.
@2l84me815 күн бұрын
It's insane what they did today. This country is doomed.
@ColonelCustard Жыл бұрын
I feel sane listening to him I often feel alone in my beliefs and like there is something wrong with me
@juliaphillips7963 Жыл бұрын
I feel that deeply!
@tatchik77 Жыл бұрын
Check out David Pakman. Good political opinion show. & He has some kinda dry humor occasionally.
@RachelAmmons Жыл бұрын
Yes I like him, too. Thank you.
@juliaphillips7963 Жыл бұрын
Feel the same and watch David Pakman also. Hang in there, we’re in for a bumpy ride but the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. We women are strong!
@KittyGrizGriz Жыл бұрын
Ditto
@mattorr22569 ай бұрын
Kudos to the French for making abortion constitutional right.
@NarinderSinghHere2 ай бұрын
I was too young to know Carlin when he was performing but the fact this holds up so well is a testament to him but also a terrifying testament to the reality of US Politics. Carlin is proof that you don't need to be a racist, transphobic right wing asshat to be a comedian. Looking in your direction, Chappelle.
@katie2893 Жыл бұрын
Its so weird to hear him talk about this stuff because the whole 80% of fertilized eggs bit, and the cancer cells thing are stuff I never heard before and sort of just thought about in my head. Its just odd because I never hear it, even in a joking way, but I still had the same thoughts. George Carlin is great. A true comedian, who had fun and was also critical of people and the world. It’s what comedy is about.
@keith7261 Жыл бұрын
Eggs are hen periods, not dead baby chickens. That’s just plain “chicken meat” 🤢 they’re murdered at 6 weeks old
@Loveanimalsdonteatthem Жыл бұрын
Why is the most feminine thing a woman can do, "menstrate" start with "men"?
@thagodwecreate5179 Жыл бұрын
@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem if it’s a chicken or eggs it’s still going straight to my stomach
@61936 Жыл бұрын
Good grief. He's a comedian. Think through those two examples you just gave. He uses hyperbole to make useful idiots think he's a genius philosopher. He gets off on that. The laugh is just icing on the cake. He was a fool.
@rtgray7 Жыл бұрын
@@rtgray7 The fool.calling an intelligent man a fool.
@briancarton1804 Жыл бұрын
*GREETINGS* from June 24th, 2022. Just wanna say, this commentary aged like the *FINEST WINE* 💯
@SawdEndymon Жыл бұрын
"People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process.”
@sean965 Жыл бұрын
I see Conservative KZhead channels use parts of his jokes but of course they don't include the entire joke and twist it into a good sound bite for whatever they're peddling lol. You'll see people comment, "George would've been a great president"😂🤣😂 they don't even know the guy. Like the Bible they cherry pick parts that suit them best but never look at the entire picture.
@frankiethebull8269 Жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought. They hate this set😂
@strnglhld Жыл бұрын
even with comments, when he makes a slightly conservative joke (aka. that one time he made fun of feminists) theyll praise him, but they probably wouldnt say it if they knew this was the same guy that said god cant be a woman because only a man would mess up as much as god.
@SHANKONME Жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace George. He spoke the truth before the world was ready. Amazing 💕💕
@tanishajohnson94252 жыл бұрын
miss him
@tamfat5891 Жыл бұрын
Before the world was ready? Literally the sheeple in the audience all clapped to him after every word he spoke.
@idenree8606 Жыл бұрын
True
@jacobyshaddix32 Жыл бұрын
What do you mean "before" the world was ready. Who in the world is ready for the truth right now?
@anthonyjohnson9403 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonyjohnson9403 Ahhhhhh, yup. That's pretty much. It right there.
@dalezeretzke5991 Жыл бұрын
If abortion is murder, is masturbation genocide? I reached the" age of reason " at ten.
@barbaracataldo5662 жыл бұрын
And I became Frieza at 14
@larrychilders6599 Жыл бұрын
Wake up America, I wish George Carlin was alive today to see what they’ve done to roe v. wade.
@pazzthel1300Ай бұрын
I tried to “wake up” but then a bunch of people shamed me for being “too woke”
@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245Ай бұрын
I wish I could hear his opinion since the Roe vs Wade was overturned by the Republican high court judges , he was bang on about this issue. The USA isn't that far from Gilead in The Handmaid's Tale, George Orwell nailed it too which is why his book is banned in many American schools, the powers that be make sure schools don't promote critical thinking. Obedient workers who don't question the system that screws them is the goal, which George pointed out so well. He was a comedian that made people think and laugh and a true genius.
@keensarah766911 ай бұрын
George was the best philosopher of our time. I miss him dearly! 😔
@kittykat1492 жыл бұрын
Now that Roe v Wade has been overturned, I'd love to hear what George Carlin has to say about it. His voice is needed today more than ever.
@theheddy718 Жыл бұрын
You do know that he's been gone for awhile? But Hell yes! I wish be could come back to see this shit today! Imagine!!!
@sarahcarr4140 Жыл бұрын
@@sarahcarr4140 *pulls out the Necronomicon* Welp... I've got some good news and some bad news...
@r.f.switch5847 Жыл бұрын
Considering he died 14 years ago, he probably wouldn't say much
@willcline9735 Жыл бұрын
He'd have about as much to say about it as Musolini would, I think. Might even say some of the same things, if you asked both of them now
@StarryxNight5 Жыл бұрын
@@StarryxNight5 what are you high?
@rafaelvargas1011 Жыл бұрын
His take on Trump would have been HOLY SHITTTTT.
@kishorepatel2775 Жыл бұрын
The fact that this was his opening was crazy
@dancingdan19943 ай бұрын
Who’s here after the Roe v Wade overturn?
@jordanwelch3832 Жыл бұрын
Who's here after the verdict?
@AdithyaGuru1994 Жыл бұрын
Me
@kylem2693 Жыл бұрын
"Why don't we have funerals for abortions?" Woah, Ive never contemplated that fair point 🤯
@grategrant Жыл бұрын
I’m convinced this man is a time traveler. He’s not dead, he traveled to another time.
@whocanitbenow13 Жыл бұрын
Can’t truly express the genius this man possessed.
@davidking98542 жыл бұрын
We know. :)
@toober40132 жыл бұрын
Genius my ass, the guy was a numbers.
@idenree8606 Жыл бұрын
@@idenree8606 “Was a numbers”? What the hell is a “numbers”
@BrattyRuby687 Жыл бұрын
Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, staved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
@garyshort9007 Жыл бұрын
@@idenree8606You're a number two.
@thomasblasingame84639 ай бұрын
Roe v Wade died today. This is the first thing I looked for.
@D.F.K.FL- Жыл бұрын
Lots of great comedians out there, Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, DL Hughley, Aries Spears, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Cosby, Ron White, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, George Wallace, Adam Sandler etc, but the two who are the most legends are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, end of story, not debatable!
@user-dj1sg3hm5i4 ай бұрын
As someone who has several chickens and has watched their interactions with each other, this made me giggle extra hard. Chickens are much more like us than he thought. 🤣
@jeffreystewart9809 Жыл бұрын
No its true. They have garbage hierachy too
@repeekyraidcero Жыл бұрын
I wonder which conservative states will improve their foster care systems after Roe v Wade was overturned recently.
@triplej755 Жыл бұрын
If anything, they will slash funding to those systems
@daryno9048 Жыл бұрын
They won't because they truly don't care about life - they just want to control women and their families
@tortellini8730 Жыл бұрын
Improvements……short lived at best. Overturned while we sleep…
@ray5346 Жыл бұрын
@@ray5346 great Carlin quote
@McCandlessMike45 Жыл бұрын
I hope none. If you can't afford a car you don't drive one. Should the rest of us pay for their car. Maybe they want a garage too. But they probably won't want to have to take a bus to go get it so let's buy people who can't afford a car and house with a garage. While we are at it let's take all the homeless drug addicts and give them a house and all the drugs they want. In the mean time you can work and struggle so they don't have to. We could take all the kids of the people who didnt want them or could afford them and make them slave labor for the rest of the garbage in this country. If you don't want the kid anyway what do you care if it is doing slave labor for the ones that refuse to do what it takes. Just a thought. I know I'm tired of paying for people that can't afford to have them. Who's fault is it when someone gets pregnant societies. You make choices you deal with your choices. Can anyone tell me when life begins? Do any of you know how a late term abortion is performed? I can tell you when life ends. I can tell you they give the baby a lethal injection to make sure it's dead before they crush its skull and shove a vacuum up there a suck out the dead baby. Keep standing up for irresponsible people that never have to deal with wrong decisions. Sounds great.
@Aaron-me7qy Жыл бұрын
Who's here after Roe Vs Wade getting overturned?
@xeric28 Жыл бұрын
I'm an old millennial (Make all the jokes you want. I can take it. Born mid 90s). We need more people like George Carlin!!!
@sagedragomir248 Жыл бұрын
mate I don't wanna blow your whole sense of reality out of wack, but if I'm gonna roast you for anything, it would be for thinking that old millennials were born in the mid 90s 💀💀💀
@Nedlius Жыл бұрын
Tbh, I meant young Millennial. By the time I noticed my mistake, I was too embarrassed to edit...
@sagedragomir248 Жыл бұрын
@@sagedragomir248 that is honestly so wholesome haha
@Nedlius Жыл бұрын
I was born in '83. I'm a millennial. You're not old, I'M old 😆 But you right; we need more George Carlins. But he FID influence a generation of comedians who went into the field and diversified. Just look at Jon Stewart fgs!
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
@@Echo81Rumple83 love Jon Stewart!🔷
@KittyGrizGriz Жыл бұрын
Alabama Supreme Court is putting us on a dangerous path of the handmaid’s tale.
@silverpurkat3 ай бұрын
Path towards? We are now half way their. All the courts need to do is take away women's right to vote and Trump to come back and boom we are at the start of the lore of that book. Next on the republican list is civil rights, lgbt rights, and religious freedoms.
@thewingedhussar41882 ай бұрын
I miss George. These are scary times.
@mitchellmahurin3465 Жыл бұрын
Surprise surprise Carlin nails it yet again and im back watching in 2022 cause humans refuse to get their shit together
@ChronoMagus3 Жыл бұрын
i knew us McCarty’s were smart
@samanthamccarty6346 Жыл бұрын
Not humans lol your government. Y'all need to call them out.
@numa2k147 Жыл бұрын
This man was spot on!!!! Still relevant today
@glenparks5175 Жыл бұрын
Goddam, anytime I get exhausted, I can put on Carlin and re-recognize what's going in the world. And laugh at it. We need great comedians like this...
@joelgoff640810 ай бұрын
My opinion on the "Abortion" issue is this, No man should have any say in what a woman does with her body. The ones making the laws don't have to carry a fetus, have never raised children. The part that really burns you is them telling a young girl what to do with herself.
@billysapp5582 Жыл бұрын
just she kills a body of different person (her child) once she put her child into that situation (dependent on her in every aspect) voluntarly, dont see any moral excuse when killing the baby
@dafyduck79 Жыл бұрын
Everyone in favor of abortion has already been born.
@CH-wm6wo Жыл бұрын
@@CH-wm6woThat means there's a high chance that their parents actually WANTED to have them. That's why.
@GreenBoy9000 Жыл бұрын
@@GreenBoy9000 duh The point is you can’t ask the unborn. That’s pretty convenient for the pro abortion camp.
@CH-wm6wo Жыл бұрын
@@CH-wm6wo I'm pro-death, actually. I like abortions, the death penalty, euthanasia, the right to die, assisted suicide, do-not-resuscitate orders... That's fine. Besides, the reason the Supreme Court even made the initial ruling in the first place was because before that, there was the issue of abandoned babies, babies left in dumpsters, an orphanage system that gave us some of the worst serial killers we've ever seen... Sorry, but abortion solves more problems than it causes. Like it or not, it's a necessary evil. Would you rather have kids exist in an environment where they're unloved, unwanted, neglected, abused, and resented just for existing? Or you rather they not exist? Because the first scenario I listed here... Quite a lot of kids have gone through that. It's not pretty.
@GreenBoy9000 Жыл бұрын
George Carlin was a genius. His insights to the complex issues we humans have to deal with are brilliant. Wish he were still with us - we need him more than ever.
@bdflatlander Жыл бұрын
One of my favourite GC rants was about "Stuff". Remember?
@judeirwin2222 Жыл бұрын
@@judeirwin2222 yes!! Sooo Funny 😂
@KittyGrizGriz Жыл бұрын
This man was so brilliant. He remains as relevant today as he was then.
@sandrakostic5998 Жыл бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@GeorgeMorgan66004 ай бұрын
"how come when there's a miscarriage we don't have a funeral" well s*** George, you gave them ideas.
@xedden210 ай бұрын
**CRAZY** How those on the right say "Carlin would be conservative today"
@mikeiswhite3 Жыл бұрын
He was further left THEN than the democrat party is now…
@avacadomangobanana2588 Жыл бұрын
@@avacadomangobanana2588 agreed, the democrats are center-right while the current Republicans have gone full far right
@mikeiswhite3 Жыл бұрын
This is beautiful. His flow is incredible. He doesn't stutter once and his timing is impeccable
@SirCommoner Жыл бұрын
I've had arguments with people in KZhead comments that say his material wasn't meticulously rehearsed. They'll say he's just riffing off the top of his head. The fact is he worked his material so that every word was gone over and over and perfected, and rehearsed until memorized.
@abc456f Жыл бұрын
The best stand up comedian of all time. Nobody touches him.
@hershysquirts187 Жыл бұрын
You got that right !
@doneestoner9945 Жыл бұрын
He was Catholic, somebody touched him!
@maccybear8093 Жыл бұрын
I agree. I think Ricky Gervais comes close as does Dave Chappelle. But George is King.
@lanecrescent4161 Жыл бұрын
Richard Pryor my Guyy! Carlins in the top 5
@kionwilson3714 Жыл бұрын
@@lanecrescent4161 Don't forget the late great Robin Williams. But yep, agree.
@michaeljames325211 ай бұрын
Came back because of the recent IVF argument. Dude is almost 30 years ahead of the government.
@Leonlion03052 ай бұрын
I bought his album Occupation Foole many years ago. I loved it then and still remember parts of it now. George Carlin and Robin Williams were the BEST! RIP guys.❤️
@mydolls11 ай бұрын
George is turning in his grave about what just happened.
@FuzzThePiGuy Жыл бұрын
No he isn’t. He always said America was circling the drain. He never had faith that this country would ever improve so there’s nothing for him to be turning over about. Also he was cremated.
@muraddiab6393 Жыл бұрын
Never truer words have ever been spoken.
@annepascoe30292 жыл бұрын
Exactly, i always knew conservatives just hate women, and that's the reason they don't want babies killed. So much truth
@rudimine4679 Жыл бұрын
I like how he waited for the cheering to die down to start the joke, he even held his hand up kinda long cause they wouldnt stop when he anticipated.
@PsilocvbinАй бұрын
God I miss this man so much. I wish he could talk me through these troubled times.
@jessicasmith6873 Жыл бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@GeorgeMorgan66004 ай бұрын
@@GeorgeMorgan6600 I am good how are you?
@jessicasmith68734 ай бұрын
@@jessicasmith6873 Great, how’s your day going and what’re you up to?
@GeorgeMorgan66004 ай бұрын
@GeorgeMorgan6600 just sitting on my couch sad. I had to let my foster puppy go to another home today, and it is hard to do.
@jessicasmith68734 ай бұрын
@@jessicasmith6873 what’s its name and where you located? Hope you good?
I love reading the recent comments and seeing all the conservatives who probably heard "George Carlin would be a conservative today" or whatever, came here, and then got the shock of a fucking lifetime lol. Good to see he's still pissing conservatives off to this day.
I've noticed it too. The snowflakeservatives had said for a long time that Carlin was a true man of facts, logic, and reality. Suddenly they see this and he immediately went from that to a "horrible, disgusting, baby-killing advocate who preys on people's beliefs". Really shows how soft the conservstives are.
George was a proper leftist from start to finish.
Amen
Its just really astounding how many of them try to claim him as theirs. lol Its clear they never heard any of his stuff except very carefully edited clips.
NEVER NEVER NEVER addresses late-term abortion of a healthy baby George Carlin was a FRAUD And DEAD SOLDIERS gave you the free speech you used to make a living True assholes love George Carlin, jack Kerouac, Frank Zappa…..jerks
I don’t even think George was making jokes anymore at this stage in his career. He was going on rants that made people laugh because the subject matter was so ridiculous, yet true.
Absolutely. Very sad, but soooooo true ! ! ! 👍👍
I think you may Have missed the earlier George because that’s why he did his whole career. Genius who was educated by the stupidity of society
He brought his comedic sense to bear while talking seriously about the subject at hand.
I've seen this happen in real life with myself and a few of my friends sometimes we'll just get on a rant about how absurd things are and how confused conservatives are about their own issues and we can't stop laughing. Carlin masterfully tapped into that and let everybody know that we're thinking the same thing which made us continue to question why is it still this way!!
He wasn't a stand up comic. He was a visionary.
“Not every ejaculation deserves a name” is the best line delivered in the history of comedy
"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers." One of the most hard hitting remarks I've ever heard from anyone about anything. R.I.P, George. You were truly one of a kind.
Conservatives want babies to live because unlike liberals we don't justify murder by calling it "a medical procedure"
Seems like.the democrats are pretty pro.war to me, shit didn't happen much during TRUMPS presidency now look at Biden , he wants world war 3 seemsike it
So is it better to have dead babies to not be raised to reduce the population like the libtards want to do? Ask Billy Gates
He would be so outraged with today’s Democrats.
@@E_Clampus_Vitus Yes he would, as he was then, for not having the balls to stand up to republicans.
Carlin is not a comedian. he is a philosopher who adds humor.
Completely agree. The best there ever was.
I wrote George Carlin is a philosopher with a sense of humor on numerous Carlin vids, atleast if your going to copy, copy it right
@@vincentpulizzijr curb your grammar. it's you're.
I was going to say idiot but anyway, he's dead.
@@vincentpulizzijr I'm not copying you, I agree with you, I always thought he was a philosopher with a sense of humor. I'm just saying it in my "own words" if you know another way to say it, I'm all ears.
“It’s called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.” - GC
Wise words from a man named Great Cum.
Yes
Its a big club and you aint in it.
You have to be born in Gen Z to know it.
@@JustinElkin nah bro, Im gen X and known this sht for decades. Peace.
You know why Carlin was so well loved? Because he told the honest truth and exposed people's bullshit. His knack for the English language and breaking down social, political, and economic issues makes him one of the most intelligent comedians ever. And to do that and make people laugh at the same time is pure genius. He basically told us we're all fuct and there's nothing we can do about and we just laugh ourselves to the grave.
What happened to “the DIShonest truth?”
Dave Chappelle is the only one now doing this. Yet they try to ban/cancel him at every turn. They would've tried this shit with Carlin too.
He was one of the keenest observers of our time. Having said that, he gave many opinions that resonated with people but they were not necessarily true.
@@tronmartin1 Nobody can be 100% accurate with their takes on the world at all times but Carlin was by no means irresponsible with those takes. More than anything I think he got ppl to stop and think about what they accept as normal and question themselves and their government. The majority of ppl just do what they're told regardless of how much it infringes on their human rights but Carlin put a huge spotlight on those topics. Only Chappelle in my opinion hits as closely on his views on the world. But Carlin's mastery of the English language and his ability to rant nonstop without missing a beat is what makes him the GOAT. Chappelle a very very close 2nd.
@@xDPx-zh7vr Hey, I never stated that he was irresponsible. His perceptions of human nature were uncanny sometimes, but that doesn't mean he would not exaggerate sometimes, or be a little biased. He above all else had self control. You never heard anything bad about him or his behavior in his personal life. Some comedians or entertainers end up in the news for the wrong reasons.
A man far ahead of his time. Wish you were around to call them out on their hypocrisy
I mean, the hypocrisy is still pretty much the same
That's pretty much what he's doing in this video, it's not a new thing.
He wasn't ahead of his time, nothing has changed.
WE can call them out on their hypocrisy.
@@Da_Most_Shady unfortunately it's got worse, at least it used to be hidden 😔
the fact that conservatives think he would've agreed them is just .......
Like how just about any other person/character they idolize would actually hate conservatives.
@@PrincessGalaxia9 this is like when they complain about _Star Wars_ being political even though the Empire/Stormtroopers were an allegory for the US's role in Vietnam, or when they complain about comics being too political when Captain America was introduced by punching N/zis, Peter Parker represented the struggles of lower class and talked about gun control, Superman was basically a superpowered soci@list fighting against corruption in the government, X-Men are an allegory for persecuted minorities (they started as an allegory for the Civil Rights movement gradually morphed to reflect the current times) and the Punisher is a critique of the justice and police....I can go on
Conservatives also did that MLK even though the man is a self proclaimed socialist who believe that classism and racism were tied together
@@s29nv1sr1 Forgot to respond, but yes all of this. When did spidey talk about gun control though? I don't remember that.
"bUT He wAs sO eDGy"
It's mind bending how relevant George is today after all these years. His views, as it turns out, are timeless.
"If you're pre-born, you're fine. If you're preschool, you're fucked." 😅 Perfect!
What other comedian do you know would have the balls to open a show with 12 minutes on abortion?
Probably a few but only because they dgaf like george carlin, also those whose topics are generally problems in the world that are made my bs
Jon Stewart, Hasan Minaj, John Oliver just to name a few.
@@CyberBlastoise John Oliver has the balls, and he is funny, but honestly at times he can just be insufferable. The constant virtue signaling makes it just really annoying; like I generally agree with what he says, but his normal 2-3 minute segments he will make where he gets all serious and impassioned as if he's making a change is just silly to me. George Carlin makes good saliant points, but he doesn't even try to adopt this moral high ground that I always feel with Oliver... didn't mean to rant whoops.
All non American comedians.
@@graham2014 As George said "I have no stake in it"
The wisest words that Carlin used repeatedly "You know why, because we made the whole fucking thing up"
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
This man defined a generation and his reality based humor is still relevant today! I miss this dude!
Not every ejaculation deserves a name that's what George says in this video about halfway through
This is absolutely brilliant including the sanctity of life at the end
"defined a generation" George hated his fellow baby boomers, with good reason.
@@John_McDonnellBS
@@John_McDonnell ... From my looking it up, George was born n 1937, not a baby boomer!
Theres a math behind his comedy that I can’t explain, but it’s there and I notice it. That’s what makes him so great. His joke placements and set ups are impeccable.
He said he told jokes in a rhythm like singimg snd apply that to the phrase.
He had been doing it for years before this, and he always managed to stay contemporary and relevant no gimmicks
George’s comedic timing was untouchable.
Indeed, Carlin's timing is beautiful. It's much like the tide; he hunches down, starts up slow and ramps up slowly but inexorably.
Today, in 2023, George Carlin’s message is as spot on as he ever was. Maybe more so. We miss you George.
It is borderline frightening how relevant his specials have stayed. There truly is no other like this man. Wherever he's gone to now, I hope he knows how missed he is 👑
If the Christian afterlife is real he is sipping martinis in hell
All of these are common sense. Yet, it seems we need this man to wake up the others. (He's an amazing comedian!
He doesn’t know anything. Ya know why? CAUSE HES FUCKIN DEAD!
Yet; everyone’s still asleep on the issue 🤦♀️
@@certifiedfunnyguy thank god it isnt. he'd be down there, screaming up at us!
This man was amazing and the fact that we're still dealing with several of these things from 20, 30, 40 years ago say a lot.
Religion is the primary cause for it.
See, that's what I was saying... Abortion issues? Still a problem. Cancel culture? Still a problem. Gun control? Still a problem. It's almost like human stupidity is cyclical, and he was one of the few to see it.
it s the same as for all time the new world order or as used to b referred to satan
Danny Divito is more honest and still alive.
@@kevincampbell9777 That would be DeVito --and as good as he is he is no George Carlin IMHO.
Because life is precious until it's not. And George Carlin was a precious treasure taken from us far too soon.
As a former catholic and now atheist I have only just come across this video. George was brilliant at saying those things that many of us would like to express but fall short of saying them.
Listening to George Carlin is like getting a bachelor's degree in common sense and knowledge
I mean, I guess stupid people do sound smart to even stupider people, so yeah in that sense.
@@idenree8606 on what basis do you call Carlin ‘stupid?’ Defend that position Iden…
@@tomprebis8977 why do I call him stupid? Oh I don't know, maybe because he said that fetuses are not humans because "the government doesn't count them in the census". Do I need to explain to you why that's stupid or do you actually have the minimal amount of brain cells to understand it on your own?
@@idenree8606 L + ratio
@@idenree8606 is this your last resort ? .. do you people just insult when ur points are rebutted and countered with good arguements ?? ... if your mindset has been challeged , learn to counter argue instead of just insulting people ... coward.
I thought his religion rant was good (and it is), but this one was just damn near flawless. George Carlin was born 25 years too early. Can you imagine him delivering this sort of incisive insight with his inimitable comedic flair TODAY? Wow.
This world was meant to go to shit. Hence he was born earlier than he should've. We get so carried away in our own bullshit that we made up. Jeez!
The woke idiots would have him cancelled.
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Rightwingers have been trying the same thing for the last 70 some years. Its always the same talking points.
They'd call him a godless snowflake of a commie today. Fascism has done a number on public discourse.
I wish George was still around to give his opinion on conservatives today.
"That seems like something Christ would do." is probably my favorite line out of this whole thing.
June 24th 2022. George you don't know how bad it's gotten my friend. A truly great mind you had my friend!!!!!
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
It's sad that he recorded this back in 1995, and it's just as relevant today
For real!
It’s more relevant now.
Yes, that's what I wrote. 🤟
@@lyran2818 you’re giving Thomas Jefferson and James Madison from Hamilton vibes
What a horrible man. Pity his mum didn't abort him.
An intellectual comic who will forever be relevant. No one like him before, and never again.
There were some like him in other countries. Volker Pispers from Germany made political satire (Kabarett) for more than 20 years about the same things and also stayed relevant like George over all this time.
@@4Astaroth ok. I have not heard any of his material but what I HAVE heard from others in this genre, falls woefully short of George's wit, wisdom and pure genius.
@@niranjannaik8787 George was definitely one of the best in this category. But as Volker always said: "I am doing this bit of my routine for 20 years and nothing changed except names. Some months ago I was looking through the channels and stopped by some news because I have to stay informed. And I thought well this was some days ago, some months ago already and I hadn't noticed for minutes that this announcer was already dead. It was a news show from 25 years ago. It's always the same stuff they tell." And he is right. "It's always about poor against poor, East against West (Germany), women against men." He stopped doing stuff on stage when the AFD (a rather new political far right party in Germany got over 10 percent, now they are near 20).
@@4Astaroth Very true. I agree wholeheartedly. I am an Indian and as one, I can totally identify with your view.
We need comedians like this again, unafraid to make funny logical jokes.
Conservatives would shut him down
My husband and I were lucky enough to get to see him on his last tour, and he was wonderful. He literally came out and announced that he was going to clear out the folks who there because they had season tickets for that venue, and that was exactly what he did. It was glorious. We cracked up as we watched these people got up & left as they got offended by different things, and it just kept getting better & better!
I guess you both were lucky enough to be born also. Millions upon millions of murdered babies are not. Think about it. This man was a monster.
I would kill to have seen that.
I saw him on his last tour too, I remember he was reading from his notebook and started a joke about standing in line at McDonald’s and then he goes “oh…I fucked up the joke!” And moved on 😂 I really wanted to hear that joke
@@Mega_Mikey I remember that notebook & thinking over & over again about how much I would have loved to get my hands on that notebook for a night. 😹 Every time I think about that show or any time my husband and I talk about it, we always say something about how grateful we are that we got to see him live. We have been able to see some of the comedy heroes that have been hugely important & impactful to our lives over the course of our lives, and we are incredibly grateful for that. And Carlin is one of the greats.
10 years and this is still relevant considering they overturned Roe V. Wade
💯 relevant, had to watch this again
relevant more than ever
agreed
Exactly why I'm watching this again today.
It seems that as a country we decided that a zygote is more important than a woman after all. I wonder what other rights we will lose to religious nuts.
It still pisses me off to this day that people think that George Carlin is a conservative
Well, some of them have appropriated MLK so this doesn’t surprise me.
I think he was an independent because I'm pretty sure he would be pretty appalled at the Biden and the Trump Administration
Was blessed to see him live. He would have a field day with the bs that’s going around now .
I think most of us would gladly drop a couple grand to hear what he had to say about the events of today.
Scary how relevant this is 25 years later
he was waaaay to ahead of his time
History repeats itself.
Just plain scary! He was a shock jock entertainer. he used rapid fire truisms not facts to pander to the progressive audiences. He french kissed the asses of liberals for big money box office pay days!
Can you imagine the material he'd have today and the rants he would be going on?!?!?!....He'd never run out of material. A master, a genius, an honest human being.
I bet he would wipping flor with democrats, so much new idiotic material every day
So true! He'd be set for another lifetime!
Lewis Black? Getting old but he had some great rants! My alter-ego! 😂😂😂
We wouldn't need Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, Lewis Black or Seth Meyers anymore. They'd all be unnecessary.
I’d love to hear him flip it.
Carlin is not "just a comedian." He is an intellectual prophet for our generation.
This!!
@@IanIsrael “If you want to tell people the truth, you’d better make them laugh or they’ll kill you” ~ George Bernard Shaw
He sprays hit the nail on the head with his observations. One of my favorite in this clip is when he says the anti-abortion/conservative people are actually anti-women. So. True.
He opened a major HBO show with this bit. Freakin genius.
Which special?
@@92christinam Back In Town
Or get canceld because woke mobs
@@danny90099 He wouldn't... BTW, Carlin would have hated little conservatives fucks like you.
I do not know why all these people are glorifying George Carlin he's talking against God he's talking four abortion what kind of person is this I'm a pro-life person I believe strongly in Jesus and this man doesn't seem to so I don't think he's much a person at all
We need this man, now more than ever.
This is to tell that all ofthese who sit down an listening to this clown talk about there is no god all you people are hippocrits
@@roykellawal7366 Please elaborate. And do keep in mind that you DID use the words 'god' 'people' and 'hypocrites', only not in the correct order.
This man would have had a field day with modern day Republicans.
He already did with the Republicans of his time. George absolutely crucified Reagan, Bush, Quayle etc.
Words to live by. "Chickens are decent people."
Chickens are decent people man
Anyone who thinks that the rooster doesn't beat his hens up to keep them in line has never raised chickens. They even practice abortion by destroying eggs in case they were fertilised by another rooster, or might hatch out to be a rival. Hens are generally decent people, however.
@@allenjenkins7947 Ok, but he didn't do it after he came home from work. 😏
@@allenjenkins7947 anyone who has raised chickens knows the hens that lay from farms which sell to grocers are not mated with roosters. It’s an egg which wasn’t fertilized.
@@misstunes1765 😂
@@arlarl5122 You've missed the point entirely.
One of my biggest regrets is that I never got to see GC live. He was a true gift to humanity.
I Had that PRIVELGE.. What a Show !!!! My Favorite was "Capital Punishment" You Laughed🎤🤣🍷 till the Very End.. I made sure I got a T-Shirt !!!! Have it to this day 💞🎊
I saw him live. Totally worth it!
I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
He was unfucking believably funny as hell but he made you think which was great!
@@ignacioortiz5337 I had George pegged a long time ago. He is a God hating communist through and through. He is suffering a great deal in Hell right now.....not so arrogant any more huh George?
"How come when its us its an abortion and when its a chicken its an omelette?" 😂😂😂 what a great reality check
Carlin has the energy of someone shouting crazy stuff on the side of the highway, but he’s also always the smartest guy in the room
Realize we used to put those ppl into mental wards who say that God is talking to them...now look at the Evangelical MAGA preachers, they all say it!
Republicans would call him Woke and disregard him if he was still here to defend himself.
Replace the six republican supreme court justices with chickens, and we wouldn’t be in this unfortunate situation today. Because chickens are decent people.
They have lice, but that's a small price to pay.
@@earleensdiner5495 Well, that’s because they live in filthy conditions and we don’t give a rat ass about them.
🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓
Dude buy some condoms...its cheaper and has less health/psychological effects.
I thought they where chickens
He would've been called "woke" today.
I highly doubt that. One of his quotes 'Political Correctness is fascism dressed up as manners'
He's probably shouting down at us, "I told you so!!!"
Today Roe v. Wade was overturned…I immediately thought of the great George Carlin and this skit… hit like if you think he is still calling it like it is.
Same.
Supreme court overturn Roe v. Wade, so so-called doctors would not abort in the late term pregnancy or at the time when child is born, which is infestation and dangerous for women health as well. I am pro-abortion, but no later then first 2 month pregnancy period. Medicine now a days have enough procedure and sonogram to detect pregnancy on very early stage and you can do abortion any time you prefer. PPL who vote to abort child during late term are killers. I bet you don't have children and not planing to.
This man was a truth teller. His comedy made you really think.
" I was a Catholic until I reached the age of reason. " 😂 George Carling was the voice of the awake. Wish you were here now.
He had the brains to put it together and the balls to say it. He only went after stupidity - it wasn't personal - he just demonstrated again and again to think for ourselves. After watching oscar audience of sheep clap for an assault - Jim Carrey step into George Carlin's enormous shoes.
Brilliant but not knowlegeable. Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
No other comedian could wear George’s shoes.
This man was a prophet. Shining a light on our weird little culture.
"Catholics, which I was until I reached the age of Reason" - Gold. Just Gold.
And the age of bigotry.
@@killyourtelevision999 no he grew out of the age of bigotry the same day he reached the age of reason
Why is bashing Catholics the last acceptable form of hate speech? Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, starved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
It's not bigotry to criticize bad ideas and the systematic cover-up of child rape that occurred over the centuries from parishes on six continents all the way up to the Vatican.
14-karat gold!
As a carholic boy who always asked himself about his religion and always felt something was wrong, The day i accidentally clicked on a Mr Carlin video on youtube was the day i was set free.
Even if a fetus was considered a human being, it shouldn’t and doesn’t get special rights to violate a woman’s bodily autonomy against her will. That would be like arresting someone for not donating blood. Even dead people are protected from having their organs taken if they did not sign a waiver before hand. So why does a pregnant woman have less rights than a corpse?
Facts.
Well said!
So here's a question. How does an unborn child get consent to use his/her mother's body before hand? The woman made a choice to partake in the act that creates new life whether it be a broken rubber, bad birth control or just because they (theres always 2 parties involved) were intoxicated and thought it was a good idea at the time by consenting to sex you are also consenting to the consequences of sex whether that be regret or impregnation. Take responsibility for your decisions and the following consequences or dont make that decision. Also chicken eggs are considered omelettes because the eggs we eat havent been fertilized which means there is no baby chick growing inside it. Crazy that Mr. Carlin thinks farmers send fertilized eggs to the super market.
I love Mr. Carlin, but in the end, he lost his way..
@@jacobbateman1786 The pregnant woman is the one that gives consent. She is not obligated at all to continually supply her bodily resources for an unwanted pregnancy.
It's insane what they did today. This country is doomed.
I feel sane listening to him I often feel alone in my beliefs and like there is something wrong with me
I feel that deeply!
Check out David Pakman. Good political opinion show. & He has some kinda dry humor occasionally.
Yes I like him, too. Thank you.
Feel the same and watch David Pakman also. Hang in there, we’re in for a bumpy ride but the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world. We women are strong!
Ditto
Kudos to the French for making abortion constitutional right.
I was too young to know Carlin when he was performing but the fact this holds up so well is a testament to him but also a terrifying testament to the reality of US Politics. Carlin is proof that you don't need to be a racist, transphobic right wing asshat to be a comedian. Looking in your direction, Chappelle.
Its so weird to hear him talk about this stuff because the whole 80% of fertilized eggs bit, and the cancer cells thing are stuff I never heard before and sort of just thought about in my head. Its just odd because I never hear it, even in a joking way, but I still had the same thoughts. George Carlin is great. A true comedian, who had fun and was also critical of people and the world. It’s what comedy is about.
Eggs are hen periods, not dead baby chickens. That’s just plain “chicken meat” 🤢 they’re murdered at 6 weeks old
Why is the most feminine thing a woman can do, "menstrate" start with "men"?
@@Loveanimalsdonteatthem if it’s a chicken or eggs it’s still going straight to my stomach
Good grief. He's a comedian. Think through those two examples you just gave. He uses hyperbole to make useful idiots think he's a genius philosopher. He gets off on that. The laugh is just icing on the cake. He was a fool.
@@rtgray7 The fool.calling an intelligent man a fool.
*GREETINGS* from June 24th, 2022. Just wanna say, this commentary aged like the *FINEST WINE* 💯
"People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process.”
I see Conservative KZhead channels use parts of his jokes but of course they don't include the entire joke and twist it into a good sound bite for whatever they're peddling lol. You'll see people comment, "George would've been a great president"😂🤣😂 they don't even know the guy. Like the Bible they cherry pick parts that suit them best but never look at the entire picture.
That’s what I thought. They hate this set😂
even with comments, when he makes a slightly conservative joke (aka. that one time he made fun of feminists) theyll praise him, but they probably wouldnt say it if they knew this was the same guy that said god cant be a woman because only a man would mess up as much as god.
Rest In Peace George. He spoke the truth before the world was ready. Amazing 💕💕
miss him
Before the world was ready? Literally the sheeple in the audience all clapped to him after every word he spoke.
True
What do you mean "before" the world was ready. Who in the world is ready for the truth right now?
@@anthonyjohnson9403 Ahhhhhh, yup. That's pretty much. It right there.
If abortion is murder, is masturbation genocide? I reached the" age of reason " at ten.
And I became Frieza at 14
Wake up America, I wish George Carlin was alive today to see what they’ve done to roe v. wade.
I tried to “wake up” but then a bunch of people shamed me for being “too woke”
I wish I could hear his opinion since the Roe vs Wade was overturned by the Republican high court judges , he was bang on about this issue. The USA isn't that far from Gilead in The Handmaid's Tale, George Orwell nailed it too which is why his book is banned in many American schools, the powers that be make sure schools don't promote critical thinking. Obedient workers who don't question the system that screws them is the goal, which George pointed out so well. He was a comedian that made people think and laugh and a true genius.
George was the best philosopher of our time. I miss him dearly! 😔
Now that Roe v Wade has been overturned, I'd love to hear what George Carlin has to say about it. His voice is needed today more than ever.
You do know that he's been gone for awhile? But Hell yes! I wish be could come back to see this shit today! Imagine!!!
@@sarahcarr4140 *pulls out the Necronomicon* Welp... I've got some good news and some bad news...
Considering he died 14 years ago, he probably wouldn't say much
He'd have about as much to say about it as Musolini would, I think. Might even say some of the same things, if you asked both of them now
@@StarryxNight5 what are you high?
His take on Trump would have been HOLY SHITTTTT.
The fact that this was his opening was crazy
Who’s here after the Roe v Wade overturn?
Who's here after the verdict?
Me
"Why don't we have funerals for abortions?" Woah, Ive never contemplated that fair point 🤯
I’m convinced this man is a time traveler. He’s not dead, he traveled to another time.
Can’t truly express the genius this man possessed.
We know. :)
Genius my ass, the guy was a numbers.
@@idenree8606 “Was a numbers”? What the hell is a “numbers”
Shut up Christians about saving babies! "God" causes unparalleled death in holy wars, says Sacred Carlin, swamy of bullshit! The Crusades death toll was 6 million. Islamic Holy wars around 56 million. Stalin, Moa, Pol Pot were communist atheists that murdered, staved or poisoned a total of over 250 million. This galloping Joke-of-a-Jockey rides his horse in the wrong direction in his own Death Derby. He even forgot to add in his very theme topic of abortion! That death total is over 60 million in the US and 2 hundred million everywhere else other than China! China's one-child policy alone = 400 million! Christians ARE on the right horse & heading to the finish line! Total abortions in the last 50 years is three quarters of a BILLION!! ABORTION IS NO JOKE, George.
@@idenree8606You're a number two.
Roe v Wade died today. This is the first thing I looked for.
Lots of great comedians out there, Katt Williams, Steve Harvey, Cedric the Entertainer, DL Hughley, Aries Spears, Chelsea Handler, Ellen DeGeneres, Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Cosby, Ron White, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Dave Chappelle, Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, George Wallace, Adam Sandler etc, but the two who are the most legends are George Carlin and Richard Pryor, end of story, not debatable!
As someone who has several chickens and has watched their interactions with each other, this made me giggle extra hard. Chickens are much more like us than he thought. 🤣
No its true. They have garbage hierachy too
I wonder which conservative states will improve their foster care systems after Roe v Wade was overturned recently.
If anything, they will slash funding to those systems
They won't because they truly don't care about life - they just want to control women and their families
Improvements……short lived at best. Overturned while we sleep…
@@ray5346 great Carlin quote
I hope none. If you can't afford a car you don't drive one. Should the rest of us pay for their car. Maybe they want a garage too. But they probably won't want to have to take a bus to go get it so let's buy people who can't afford a car and house with a garage. While we are at it let's take all the homeless drug addicts and give them a house and all the drugs they want. In the mean time you can work and struggle so they don't have to. We could take all the kids of the people who didnt want them or could afford them and make them slave labor for the rest of the garbage in this country. If you don't want the kid anyway what do you care if it is doing slave labor for the ones that refuse to do what it takes. Just a thought. I know I'm tired of paying for people that can't afford to have them. Who's fault is it when someone gets pregnant societies. You make choices you deal with your choices. Can anyone tell me when life begins? Do any of you know how a late term abortion is performed? I can tell you when life ends. I can tell you they give the baby a lethal injection to make sure it's dead before they crush its skull and shove a vacuum up there a suck out the dead baby. Keep standing up for irresponsible people that never have to deal with wrong decisions. Sounds great.
Who's here after Roe Vs Wade getting overturned?
I'm an old millennial (Make all the jokes you want. I can take it. Born mid 90s). We need more people like George Carlin!!!
mate I don't wanna blow your whole sense of reality out of wack, but if I'm gonna roast you for anything, it would be for thinking that old millennials were born in the mid 90s 💀💀💀
Tbh, I meant young Millennial. By the time I noticed my mistake, I was too embarrassed to edit...
@@sagedragomir248 that is honestly so wholesome haha
I was born in '83. I'm a millennial. You're not old, I'M old 😆 But you right; we need more George Carlins. But he FID influence a generation of comedians who went into the field and diversified. Just look at Jon Stewart fgs!
@@Echo81Rumple83 love Jon Stewart!🔷
Alabama Supreme Court is putting us on a dangerous path of the handmaid’s tale.
Path towards? We are now half way their. All the courts need to do is take away women's right to vote and Trump to come back and boom we are at the start of the lore of that book. Next on the republican list is civil rights, lgbt rights, and religious freedoms.
I miss George. These are scary times.
Surprise surprise Carlin nails it yet again and im back watching in 2022 cause humans refuse to get their shit together
i knew us McCarty’s were smart
Not humans lol your government. Y'all need to call them out.
This man was spot on!!!! Still relevant today
Goddam, anytime I get exhausted, I can put on Carlin and re-recognize what's going in the world. And laugh at it. We need great comedians like this...
My opinion on the "Abortion" issue is this, No man should have any say in what a woman does with her body. The ones making the laws don't have to carry a fetus, have never raised children. The part that really burns you is them telling a young girl what to do with herself.
just she kills a body of different person (her child) once she put her child into that situation (dependent on her in every aspect) voluntarly, dont see any moral excuse when killing the baby
Everyone in favor of abortion has already been born.
@@CH-wm6woThat means there's a high chance that their parents actually WANTED to have them. That's why.
@@GreenBoy9000 duh The point is you can’t ask the unborn. That’s pretty convenient for the pro abortion camp.
@@CH-wm6wo I'm pro-death, actually. I like abortions, the death penalty, euthanasia, the right to die, assisted suicide, do-not-resuscitate orders... That's fine. Besides, the reason the Supreme Court even made the initial ruling in the first place was because before that, there was the issue of abandoned babies, babies left in dumpsters, an orphanage system that gave us some of the worst serial killers we've ever seen... Sorry, but abortion solves more problems than it causes. Like it or not, it's a necessary evil. Would you rather have kids exist in an environment where they're unloved, unwanted, neglected, abused, and resented just for existing? Or you rather they not exist? Because the first scenario I listed here... Quite a lot of kids have gone through that. It's not pretty.
George Carlin was a genius. His insights to the complex issues we humans have to deal with are brilliant. Wish he were still with us - we need him more than ever.
One of my favourite GC rants was about "Stuff". Remember?
@@judeirwin2222 yes!! Sooo Funny 😂
This man was so brilliant. He remains as relevant today as he was then.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
"how come when there's a miscarriage we don't have a funeral" well s*** George, you gave them ideas.
**CRAZY** How those on the right say "Carlin would be conservative today"
He was further left THEN than the democrat party is now…
@@avacadomangobanana2588 agreed, the democrats are center-right while the current Republicans have gone full far right
This is beautiful. His flow is incredible. He doesn't stutter once and his timing is impeccable
I've had arguments with people in KZhead comments that say his material wasn't meticulously rehearsed. They'll say he's just riffing off the top of his head. The fact is he worked his material so that every word was gone over and over and perfected, and rehearsed until memorized.
The best stand up comedian of all time. Nobody touches him.
You got that right !
He was Catholic, somebody touched him!
I agree. I think Ricky Gervais comes close as does Dave Chappelle. But George is King.
Richard Pryor my Guyy! Carlins in the top 5
@@lanecrescent4161 Don't forget the late great Robin Williams. But yep, agree.
Came back because of the recent IVF argument. Dude is almost 30 years ahead of the government.
I bought his album Occupation Foole many years ago. I loved it then and still remember parts of it now. George Carlin and Robin Williams were the BEST! RIP guys.❤️
George is turning in his grave about what just happened.
No he isn’t. He always said America was circling the drain. He never had faith that this country would ever improve so there’s nothing for him to be turning over about. Also he was cremated.
Never truer words have ever been spoken.
Exactly, i always knew conservatives just hate women, and that's the reason they don't want babies killed. So much truth
I like how he waited for the cheering to die down to start the joke, he even held his hand up kinda long cause they wouldnt stop when he anticipated.
God I miss this man so much. I wish he could talk me through these troubled times.
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@@GeorgeMorgan6600 I am good how are you?
@@jessicasmith6873 Great, how’s your day going and what’re you up to?
@GeorgeMorgan6600 just sitting on my couch sad. I had to let my foster puppy go to another home today, and it is hard to do.
@@jessicasmith6873 what’s its name and where you located? Hope you good?