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Roy Wood Jr.: “Love Buffet Restaurants”

Comedy Central Stand-Up
2024 ж. 15 Мам.
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Get to Know Roy Wood Jr. in this super compilation with some of his best jokes about ways to improve the national anthem, why black people love McDonalds, lessons he learned while working at Golden Corral and more.
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  • As a Muslim American I have never felt more American than when I saw other Americans standing up for me. The only thing that come to that is when I was in elementary the day after 9/11 and the principal called me in to his office to let me know that if I received any harassment I should come to him. I love you Mr McDonald and you lovely wife who also used to work in our school but I forgot what position. You made a real impact on my life. Teaches and educators are the best

    @T-P.@T-P.8 ай бұрын

    • Aww that warms my heart.

      @borekstvorek@borekstvorek8 ай бұрын

    • McDonald's 😅

      @chrisclermont456@chrisclermont4567 ай бұрын

    • Black Britons of Caribbean decent having been putting up with African Americans playing Jamaicans and Caribbean for years never been issue 🤣🤣🤣

      @ThrowbackSoul@ThrowbackSoul7 ай бұрын

    • Hey we gotcha 😊❤️

      @gaudylady7@gaudylady76 ай бұрын

    • Together we stand

      @dark12ain@dark12ain6 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood is so underrated. What a gifted comedian!

    @kiciacoldspring1621@kiciacoldspring1621Ай бұрын

  • We went to central park elementary together. Miss skains class. Proud of your success brother❤💪🏾

    @kevinaskew7758@kevinaskew77588 ай бұрын

    • Bham represent i played for the wolverines

      @stephenscuba6284@stephenscuba62847 ай бұрын

  • This dude tried to do a British accent twice and it came out as Jamaican and then Australian LOL I LOVE HIM

    @paouri5231@paouri52315 ай бұрын

    • THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PONDERING!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😂😂😂

      @paulgeary6511@paulgeary65114 ай бұрын

    • Lmfaoo 😂 cuz that Idris real accent not that suave British one.

      @TheBasher-_-@TheBasher-_-4 ай бұрын

    • Yep it was painful and when do we have beans for breakfast??

      @chocolatechild1513@chocolatechild1513Ай бұрын

    • well, what about black Americans playing in movies as war lords in Africa? We all look things from our perspective. Is that cheating? or Denzel playing as South African leader?

      @lamartinezola8507@lamartinezola8507Ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr. Is criminally under rated.

    @Aj-qb3pr@Aj-qb3prАй бұрын

  • "the first chance to make your own plate" And my youngest comes back with every carb available and gravy on all of it. On the mashed potatoes, on the fries, on the mac'n cheese, on the biscuit...

    @deniseindoung4514@deniseindoung45149 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @chrisclermont456@chrisclermont4567 ай бұрын

    • This here sounds like a little fountain of fine taste and culture

      @nanayawtk@nanayawtk7 ай бұрын

  • this guy is so underappreciated. Love him. absolutely flawless, hilarious, thoughtful

    @JoE_Songs@JoE_Songs7 ай бұрын

    • He is a Genius. Country Boy from Alabama. ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

      @lonnieloveblackdragon@lonnieloveblackdragon7 ай бұрын

    • ​

      @ronaldoliver239@ronaldoliver2396 ай бұрын

    • He has multiple CC specials. A show and a book deal. Hardly under appreciated. (It's 2 words btw)

      @thevolatilitywhisperer7616@thevolatilitywhisperer76164 ай бұрын

    • ​@@thevolatilitywhisperer7616 I don't think he's a household name, and that is how I took the comment.

      @B_Bodziak@B_Bodziak3 ай бұрын

    • Why do people always say someone they find funny underrated or underappreciated. You don't need the world to acknowledge someone you like as long as you find them talented.

      @brucelee3223@brucelee3223Ай бұрын

  • "This nigga eat beans for breakfast."🤣😃😅😃🤣

    @smc1774@smc17746 ай бұрын

  • The accurate pronunciation of Do'thn and At-Lanna sold me. Love Roy Wood Jr

    @jroden06@jroden068 ай бұрын

  • I’m a simple man, whenever I see ‘Roy’ I click!!🔥🔥🔥🔥

    @mrsetamayple@mrsetamayple9 ай бұрын

    • Don’t forget to like too ❤

      @stanis_gaming@stanis_gaming8 ай бұрын

    • Every time!!!!

      @juicymiss87@juicymiss878 ай бұрын

    • 😮😅😅😮😅😮😊😅😊😅 😅😊 36:53 36:58 😊

      @bettiedavis5988@bettiedavis59888 ай бұрын

    • Word

      @billhorne3538@billhorne35388 ай бұрын

    • FACTS! I'm I don't know many Roys that were not good at SOMETHIN'. Think about it... Roy Ayers, Roy Hargrove, Roy Jones, Jr., ROY ORBISON, and now... Roy Wood, Jr.

      @louis-anthonymcdaniel946@louis-anthonymcdaniel9468 ай бұрын

  • He NEVER misses!!!…Salute!!

    @stakkbundlez2018@stakkbundlez20189 ай бұрын

  • When he made that I dris Elba comment i screamed cause i knew exactly ehat he was talking about, Stringer Bell was my crush 😂

    @myra2090@myra20909 ай бұрын

    • well, what about black Americans playing in movies as war lords in Africa? We all look things from our perspective. Is that cheating? or Denzel playing as South African leader?

      @lamartinezola8507@lamartinezola8507Ай бұрын

  • He doesn't miss. Funny and intellectual.

    @isisatlantis3168@isisatlantis31689 ай бұрын

    • @@americanofcolor5865 yep, he's absolutely flawless & hilarious

      @JoE_Songs@JoE_Songs7 ай бұрын

    • LOL @ intellectual, now i understand the state of the world today

      @Sindrake@Sindrake6 ай бұрын

    • So True. Smart comedy. I'm here for it. ❤

      @melbaelba5706@melbaelba57066 ай бұрын

    • Grows and gresses don't do intellectual. Too much for their simple minds.

      @labrea654@labrea6544 ай бұрын

  • He’s too good. Just dwarfs most comedians. Prolific with fresh material, expertly delivered. His TV show and book hilarious.

    @JJ-fr2ki@JJ-fr2ki8 ай бұрын

    • yeppp. this guy is so underappreciated. Love him. absolutely flawless, hilarious, thoughtful

      @JoE_Songs@JoE_Songs7 ай бұрын

  • Roy was awesome hosting “This is not Happening”! All those haters during his tenure were probably dry bar fans who can’t handle raw comedy.😂

    @vagabond1776@vagabond17769 ай бұрын

    • Dry Bar! 😂 They suck you in with some simple clean comedy, and it takes a post out two before you realize you're in Deseret country

      @deniseindoung4514@deniseindoung45149 ай бұрын

  • He ain't lying about Idris 😂😂😂 I was devastated

    @jayr1467@jayr14677 ай бұрын

    • Best joke

      @YoshiBae@YoshiBae2 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂 same

      @MsEMccray@MsEMccray8 күн бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr should be the new Daily Show host

    @petersutcliffe4927@petersutcliffe49279 ай бұрын

    • I agree. The Daily Show is not as funny without him.

      @AJ-id2qf@AJ-id2qf23 күн бұрын

  • “You telling stolen people in a stolen land that they should stand for a stolen song” sounds like a victory lap to me.

    @accidentalmadness1708@accidentalmadness17087 ай бұрын

  • Roy is one of the best. He's hilarious, and he's a genuine guy. I never get tired of these bits.

    @design1of470@design1of4709 ай бұрын

  • He was spittin facts with the Stringer Bell.

    @majorpaiyne2124@majorpaiyne21247 ай бұрын

    • Godfrey just stole this joke on #ClubShayShay

      @darellboddie9784@darellboddie9784Ай бұрын

  • Roy is so funny with great punchlines and a very good story teller too. That’s what we call a comedian 👍🏾😅

    @20jallow@20jallow7 ай бұрын

    • By your logic, Every Politician is just a Comedian

      @Sindrake@Sindrake6 ай бұрын

    • well, what about black Americans playing in movies as war lords in Africa? We all look things from our perspective. Is that cheating? or Denzel playing as South African leader?

      @lamartinezola8507@lamartinezola8507Ай бұрын

  • This dude is great. He takes life experiences and makes it funny ✊🏽

    @AlesiaButlerrealestate@AlesiaButlerrealestate7 ай бұрын

  • “just ring up the💩 that’s on the belt” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @kevinknott3500@kevinknott35008 ай бұрын

    • The bill🥴

      @arlen1630@arlen1630Ай бұрын

  • Where you going brother the struggle is this way 👉👉 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @poeticblackking@poeticblackking8 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @gratefulone6669@gratefulone66698 ай бұрын

    • Funny to no end!!

      @shannonreadus1566@shannonreadus15668 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @ripp704@ripp704Ай бұрын

  • That B2K bit at the end was freaking hilarious! Salute Roy Woods Jr. FAMU-LY Member.

    @RaphaelAshanti@RaphaelAshanti4 ай бұрын

  • One of the Greats!

    @Koojoe89@Koojoe899 ай бұрын

  • If we ever have another kings of comedy, Roy woods has to be in it

    @iLuvGaming@iLuvGaming9 ай бұрын

    • I agree. I've been binging his material the last few days and have cried laughing at almost every vid

      @joshuamckoy436@joshuamckoy4369 ай бұрын

    • Agreeed

      @LondonSnaps1@LondonSnaps18 ай бұрын

    • Hell yes!!!@@LondonSnaps1

      @SuperVodkaChick@SuperVodkaChick8 ай бұрын

    • Or create a new new. New group with Roy + 3. 😉

      @757ROM@757ROM7 ай бұрын

    • He should host it the way Steve Harvey did

      @myopinionmeansmore@myopinionmeansmore6 ай бұрын

  • I'm sitting in the VA as I'm listening to his veteran jokes😂

    @newnotification30@newnotification307 ай бұрын

  • You can always trust Roy to cherish his resentment until the bitter end, and we love him for it 😂

    @wen6519@wen65199 ай бұрын

    • Cherishing resentment!! LoL are funny also! LoL 😂

      @user-ht6ii1yj2i@user-ht6ii1yj2i5 ай бұрын

  • National treasure

    @SGnrioX@SGnrioX9 ай бұрын

    • What a brilliant story-teller! It's heart-breaking to hear about a black man thrown in jail and the door slams behind him. Some of his videos should be saved at the National Museum of African American History. It's an aspect of the Black experience we should all know about.

      @sharonann729@sharonann7298 ай бұрын

  • Now that I think about it he probably single handedly helped end b2k’s careers early 😂

    @sexytaylorboy@sexytaylorboy8 ай бұрын

    • 😅

      @gratefulone6669@gratefulone66698 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr. is definitely underrated! Chappelle level laughter!

    @demrob.x@demrob.x7 ай бұрын

    • ABSOLOUTELY 😂

      @simon504marcus@simon504marcus4 ай бұрын

  • The freedom slide 😂 I can’t. He’s funny. I wish they gave the mic over to our veteran’s 😮

    @tzszychulski@tzszychulski6 ай бұрын

  • Im a Brit and hes spot on

    @glynwatkins9968@glynwatkins99689 ай бұрын

  • I was the same way when I found out Idris Elba was British! That's a compliment to him as a great actor but he tricked us! Lol

    @Chris-ev5ok@Chris-ev5ok9 ай бұрын

    • The kid from snowfall

      @hakeemblake3653@hakeemblake36537 ай бұрын

  • Roy wood never disappoints👏💯😂always a guaranteed smile😁💯🤣

    @POPLSEV7@POPLSEV79 ай бұрын

  • The most under rated comedian...we want more

    @l.c.devereaux2706@l.c.devereaux27068 ай бұрын

  • This man is a legend 🎉

    @Liminal_Galaxie@Liminal_Galaxie9 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr is a funny mother F**ker! 👉 And I mean that with the utmost respect! 💯

    @hazmat1978@hazmat19789 ай бұрын

  • Excited to catch him at the DC Improv this week!

    @sevendaysin8374@sevendaysin83749 ай бұрын

  • Definitely one of the GREATS. Right now I can't think of anyone better. Especially in this day and age.

    @mattiepayne5326@mattiepayne53267 ай бұрын

  • One of the funniest ppl in the game hands-down without question. We want more, Roy!

    @ballack1884@ballack18848 ай бұрын

  • Roy is brilliant! His jokes hit cuz they are relatable.

    @princegwatkins@princegwatkins8 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr. is the Roy Jones Jr. of comedy

    @runlikebettis3677@runlikebettis36779 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood Jr. is so incredibly smart and funny and talented. He's some kind of savant storyteller. Why isn't he hosting his own show and running the world? Maybe we don't deserve him.

    @heartonmysleeve-nasreen@heartonmysleeve-nasreen6 ай бұрын

  • Yeaa the pork n beans for breakfast is crazy 😂😂😂

    @7daeze@7daeze8 ай бұрын

  • the black tour guide though lol

    @wildtv1277@wildtv12777 ай бұрын

  • Roy Williams is the joint!

    @Lamont1818@Lamont18187 ай бұрын

  • Roy is absolutely AMAZING!!

    @MOBROOKS@MOBROOKS7 ай бұрын

  • This guy is funny as hell.. the way he tells his jokes and act out every character in his stories is pure comedy. laughed nonstop. 😂dave chappelle and this guy the only stand up comedian that i enjoy watching from start to finish.👍👍👍✌️

    @hendrixtarantado2114@hendrixtarantado21147 ай бұрын

  • The dopest and most honest comedian ever. Precise like a brand new Parker pen, he will never grow old, ever😂😂🍀

    @charz6323@charz63235 ай бұрын

    • Damn! Like a Parker Pen?!! 😂😂😂❤

      @michaelcarter6490@michaelcarter6490Ай бұрын

  • The double nugget!!! stoopid funny

    @l.c.devereaux2706@l.c.devereaux27068 ай бұрын

  • The Daily Show is crazy for not just hiring Roy. Hope he lands somewhere he's appreciated.

    @christinedunwoody1854@christinedunwoody18547 ай бұрын

  • this guy is pure talent -

    @FLORIDAHOODVLOGS@FLORIDAHOODVLOGS5 ай бұрын

  • One of the most under rated comedians out there!

    @vaaggie96@vaaggie967 ай бұрын

    • I was just thinking the same thing! His time is long overdue. .

      @edgardolebron6681@edgardolebron66817 ай бұрын

    • i can see why, how high you gotta be to laugh at half this crap

      @Sindrake@Sindrake6 ай бұрын

  • This was pure JOY!!!! I need more!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    @bkcleoparta@bkcleoparta9 ай бұрын

  • 32:52 This is so accurate. I used to be an Airbnb host. I once gave a tour of The National Museum of Tanzania (in Dar es Salaam) to a white tourist who was staying in my property, and in the end I came out of the museum quite depressed from all the exhibits about slavery and colonialism inflicted on Africans by colonialists from Arabia and Europe. The pro tour guides that I found at the museum charged tourists $10 to show them around the museum (which is about a 1 hour tour). They were in a good cheerful mood... I guess they comforted themselves with the money they made off the tours. As an Airbnb host I didn't know this side of hosting, so I had done it for free, and it was my first time. I was so depressed on that day.

    @iamnormal8648@iamnormal86486 ай бұрын

  • We need that writer's strike over. Would love to have him on the Daily Show right now. Stay strong get you paper

    @burkefox3208@burkefox32089 ай бұрын

  • I ❤ Roy!

    @ericafuller7133@ericafuller71339 ай бұрын

  • Brilliant Comedian, THIS BROTHER IS GONNA BE CLASSIC!😂

    @maaliikali6319@maaliikali63197 ай бұрын

  • Soooo underrated

    @birdmatic8937@birdmatic89379 ай бұрын

  • Love me some Roy Wood Jr😊

    @nubiancutey2530@nubiancutey25307 ай бұрын

  • Anybody else workin some stomach muscles and adding some laugh lines listening to this man Roy? 😅😂

    @rhondarostrickland4665@rhondarostrickland46655 ай бұрын

  • I've seen these before and Roy is so funny. Part of it is his way with words. There's a nice rhythm and alliteration.

    @ShannonTheMojito@ShannonTheMojito6 ай бұрын

  • He single handedly destroyed B2K’s career 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    @humphreyajuoga8996@humphreyajuoga89968 ай бұрын

  • No one has McDonald's money. They are too expensive compared to the $4, $5, and $6 combos at Wendy's and BBK. But I love me some Roy Wood Jr. 🙂

    @ambershinault3792@ambershinault37925 ай бұрын

  • Roy flying under the radar. He’s like Chappelle before Killing them Softly. He just need his own platform

    @ViralTemplar@ViralTemplar6 ай бұрын

  • I loved the Small Axe series of movies on Netflix because I learned so much about the Blacks in England.

    @lightfootpoet@lightfootpoet8 ай бұрын

  • Dude is a genius, always has been since before Colbert. And his shoes always match his shirt and jacket lmao

    @ninjachannel007@ninjachannel0077 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood is a genius. Best comic today. I watch a lot of comedy. He is the most brilliant because every joke is for real and from his heart.

    @kimberlyseastar@kimberlyseastar8 ай бұрын

  • Roy Wood is the best! One of my new favorites.

    @frankies_moving_stills@frankies_moving_stills8 ай бұрын

  • 48:03 bless you Roy Wood Jr. increasing the peace and damn funny at it.

    @jv-lk7bc@jv-lk7bc8 ай бұрын

  • Roy looks like he could be a part of the King fam

    @IsisAmunRa@IsisAmunRa8 ай бұрын

  • Outstanding comic. Superior insight. What WERE chicken nuggets made from before they were "all white meat?" 😮

    @ChubbyUnicorn@ChubbyUnicorn8 ай бұрын

  • Double nugget is the lucky nugget 😂🎉

    @CyTerrinX@CyTerrinX7 ай бұрын

  • I love this man and every word that comes out his mouth. I've always been a fan but his last special turned me into a whole a/c

    @GawdsNectar@GawdsNectar9 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @mrsetamayple@mrsetamayple9 ай бұрын

    • I love it

      @simon504marcus@simon504marcus4 ай бұрын

  • man hes the best i hope comedy central pays him what he deserves and no1 deserves a show more than him

    @t9056@t90566 ай бұрын

  • Dude is brilliant!

    @fletchadox1421@fletchadox14218 ай бұрын

  • He puts the work in, and the genius just flows from him❤

    @beverlylancaster8184@beverlylancaster81848 ай бұрын

  • I love him on TDS but didn’t realize he did stand-up. This is hilarious 😭😭😂😂😂

    @irishcajun85@irishcajun858 ай бұрын

  • Love this brotha! Super funny and fkn intelligent! Just gained a new fan!

    @thrizzle4105@thrizzle41057 ай бұрын

  • I have never seen this kat before. Instantly went to the top of my list. Absolutely brilliant.

    @marctastic32@marctastic326 ай бұрын

  • Roy got down at the white house correspondent dinner

    @hugopena7121@hugopena71217 ай бұрын

  • Love how he address the diaspora

    @ChrisdoperMichigan@ChrisdoperMichigan8 ай бұрын

  • I am crying laughing!!!!

    @funlarry4145@funlarry41457 ай бұрын

  • I didn’t kno Roy Woods was this funny. I just watched this WHOLE thing!

    @23watchdis@23watchdis5 ай бұрын

  • Roy you're one of the best in the game!!

    @jerroldb1131@jerroldb11316 ай бұрын

  • He is sooo cool and funny! Love the stories.

    @charleenfrenchman7884@charleenfrenchman78849 ай бұрын

  • Black protest has me cracking up 🤣

    @ashleighjohnson3274@ashleighjohnson32747 ай бұрын

  • Ahhh, Roy Wood, Jr. does it perfectly. Everyone gets a chance to laugh at themselves as well as each other. I love this man.

    @RebeccaCoatsMD@RebeccaCoatsMD3 ай бұрын

  • I’m white and furious I am just now learning about the Tulsa Massacre! WTF, who is deciding that is history we shouldn’t be told about? I love Roy!!!

    @unluckyneighbor4063@unluckyneighbor40636 ай бұрын

    • And the three remaining people (now two since one recently died) who were there in the midst of the attacks were denied any reparations.

      @apexone5502@apexone55024 ай бұрын

  • Smart comedy, loved this!

    @hereinhergarden@hereinhergarden7 ай бұрын

  • 😂😂😂The D.j. at The Gunners Inn (Fort Sill, Oklahoma),"Cookie"Anderson, she played the national anthem(followed by GNR's "Home Sweet Home) two nights before we graduated from B.T./A.I.T. in 1989. That was the most patriotic that I have EVER felt in life.

    @louis-anthonymcdaniel946@louis-anthonymcdaniel9468 ай бұрын

  • Ain't that right Terrance😁 😂bada ba ba baaa

    @DaeDaeDotNet@DaeDaeDotNet6 ай бұрын

  • Why he isn't the Daily Show host right now is shameful. Epic fail for letting him go. Come on comedy central!

    @N8T1V3-5F@N8T1V3-5F6 ай бұрын

  • Roy is funny on sooooo many levels... 😂😂😂. Had my face and sides hurting...

    @bigdre7120@bigdre71205 ай бұрын

  • Wood is insanely funny. Love him.

    @walkingstick6655@walkingstick66554 ай бұрын

  • Broccoli ice cream burrito…. “I’m grown Joyce…I’m at the buffet”😅😅😅

    @michaelcarter6490@michaelcarter6490Ай бұрын

  • I have been a fan of Roy’s since I happened to catch one of his stand up routines on KZhead back in 2007…he’s just gotten better. I love his comedy 😂

    @MillennialMcGuyver@MillennialMcGuyver5 ай бұрын

  • Hahaha Roy Wood you're one of the best!! FINS UPPPP our dolphins are showin they ass this year in every game haha

    @milesorrion@milesorrion5 ай бұрын
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