Everything Wrong With National Treasure Book Of Secrets
2015 ж. 12 Қаң.
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Ooh, boy. Probably going to need a good Nic Cage break after Ghost Rider and now this. National Treasure Book Of Secrets is a sinful ass movie, as you're about to find out if you watch this video.
Thursday: Sins... again!
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How the fuck can you just start firing a gun outside Buckingham Palace then somehow end up in the centre of fucking London and get away? Let me tell you, you don't. That's bullshit.
*Ding*
RASCLAT BLUD BOF BOF BOF
george smith What?
Your profile picture. Its fantastic.
Are you speaking from experience? Because that's what it sounds like.
Why the fuck would you just get in a car and step on the gas without checking to see if its in reverse?
More importantly, why wasn't the car in Park with the handbrake on to begin with?
Dargonhuman Ferrari=High-end sports car=(Probably) manual transmission=no 'parking gear'. But the handbrake IS something to consider...
Alfred Pennyworth You forgot to mention who leaves a car in gear on a flat surface without putting it in neutral like you are taught when learning to drive. You only leave it in gear on a hill, forward if the car facing up the hill and reverse if the car is facing down the hill.
Alfred Pennyworth And why would anyone somewhat competent with driving not HIT THE FUCKING BRAKES AS SOON AS THEY NOTICED THEY WERE GOING BACKWARDS!? I'm still fucking learning and if I for some reason forget or don't notice I'm in reverse, as SOON as I notice I am GOING THE WRONG WAY I hit the brakes. Also I don't slam the gas as this asshole apparently did when I'm pulling out of a park space. Hell did he even cut the wheel at all? No, which means even if he had been in drive, HE WOULD HAVE HIT ANY CAR IN FRONT OF HIM! This asshole shouldn't be allowed to drive.
Especially if that's a 300,000 dollar car
I kind of really want a third National Treasure movie.
i'm up for it! haven't seen Diane Kruger in a looong time. i imagine the plot would be too ridiculous to comprehend though. Louis and Clark, State quarters, Trump Tower, Detroit, my left testicle.
Lawrence Dockery me too
It was supposed to be a trilogy
Yup so do I
Join the club!
'Benazir Bhutto' as a popular search on MSN in a movie released days before she was assassinated IS remarkable.
No fucking shit. Wtf is up with that?
@@terranceaskew3165 someone needs to make a post about this on a mystery subreddit. i'm too lazy though. someone, take this chance at free clout!!
I was thinking maybe Mandela effect
Definitely a conspiracy by Disney & MSN to sell Newspapers and movies and stuff
It's probably because she returned to Pakistan from an 8 year long exile in Oktober '07.
I think it'd be funny if movies started filling newspaper space with something like "If you're pausing this movie just to see if these articles are real then you have no life and take movies way too seriously....or you're Jeremy from CinemaSins, in which case this newspaper article does not contain a lapdance."
Now my life goal is to write a successful novel that gets made into a movie and have some influence over the making of the movie just to make that happen. :D
Lol omg this is one of the best comments I have read to date 😂😂
OH MY GOSH I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING. also I paused some movies like the original spider-man and they say the same stuff in article over and over again ha.
Genius!
JediSpectre117 ah, just write a screenplay instead, novels take too long to write, get published, then picked up by a studio, *then* made into a movie. that is, unless you've got an extra five or so years to kill while waiting.... better yet, *make* your own movie. :)
Kid arguing over Lincoln assassination is worth five sins to me.
I thought this was odd to me.
@Anonymous Anonymous bit late but it's nice to know he had balls of steel
Historical note: The conspiracy that Booth was a part of was NOT to kill the president; the plan was to kidnap Lincoln. Booth took it upon himself to shoot the man he blamed for the fall of the confederacy. We know this because the other conspirators were later captured, put on trial, found guilty of treason and hanged. The problem with this movie and the movie/book that inspired it, The de Vinci Code, is that they must exist in an alternate universe because the “history” in the stories are as fictional as the stories they are in and they require the audience to either be ignorant or not care -which is harder the more they stray from what actually happened.
@@azzyroth Do we KNOW that, or was it what the government accused, like with Lee Harvey Oswald because he was murdered by mob boss Jack Ruby while in police custody, and didn't get arrested for it, before he could testify?
I agree. Because nobody cares. The only people who care what dead people did over a century ago are people obsessed with looking good to their designer college friends. Does anyone aside from the Casino Control Commission in NJ say "you know, we need to know if your ancestors murdered someone to hire you"? No, they don't.
if I were to make one of the fake news articles in a movie, I'd write in a paragraph, "honestly I wrote this so cinemasins can find this when they sin this movie. I just want you guys to know I love your channel." and see how they react to it.
that's awesome
I've thought about that too lol
I've watched so many Cinema Sins that now when I watch new movies I've started looking for sins
I do that to
they would propably sin it ;)
If I ever direct a movie, I'm gonna bring Jeremy along so I don't screw up.
A good way to make a movie but a bad way to have revenue for the movie.
Seth Seth True. It might just not be as entertaining. I could make a good comedy though.
+Caleb Hu If I ever direct a movie, I'll put a secret message in the newspaper cause he'll be the only one reading it for real.
+Caleb Hu Suspension of Disbelief is what prevents inaccuracies from detracting from a story's quality.....as so long as your fictional rules are consistent. Even if your fiction is "realistic" you can be a little loose, but if you want to really know what's plausible in real life....just research it and/or hire/find an advisor.
+Jinsei Kyuzai That adviser being Jeremy.
I love it when you point out stuff in newspaper articles. No one would ever care but they're just super hilarious. I wonder if there's anyone in the prop departments from new movies that watch this are are like "Ok crap, we need to write something that makes sense!" Or maybe they'll leave a sins easter egg.
I think so too.
Somebody needs to write "fuck you Jeremy" into their next article a bunch of times.
This is one dang sinful movie. But you know what? I don't care. I love it anyway. ^_^
You see we need more people like you
Arkatox Is that the guy from Bastion as your pic?
Me too. NT 1 and 2 are pretty flawed, but have a certain sense of wonder and are a lot of fun.
ellock1998 Guy? GUY? He is no guy, and he is no kid. He is The Kid
The word "Dang" *ding*
I liked this movie a lot. But judging from the comments, maybe I should be ashamed with myself for daring to enjoy such a ridiculous thing.
+Jordan Shank No, I love this film!! :) Both of them are very good!
+Jordan Shank Both films are fine, but the 1st one is better. This film had too much Ben/Abigail bickering.
+Jordan Shank I love both the first and second films. Still hoping for the third. :)
+Jordan Shank That's what guilty pleasures are for man! Love it anyway! :D
+Jordan Shank U can love a film if u wanna and also I like both films too but I do prefer the first 1
One of those odd movies I expected to mock and make fun of, but came out actually really enjoying it. As long as you don't think too hard about it, it's a fun little adventure movie
Yeah these national treasure movies dont make a lick of sense but there really fun and entertaining.
@@fork4207Yeah, I really enjoy both movies even though you have to suspend your disbelief a ton. Especially this one. The first one felt more plausible in real life. This one kinda jumped the shark with kidnapping the president of the United States, but I still enjoy it. It’s fun and interesting enough to where you can ignore the flaws. Great cast of characters.
You guys need to do more Nicholas Cage movies. They're all just a glory hole of sins.
#gloryhole
sweetna22 dennis if i wanted safe i wouldn't be sticking my dick through a hole in the wall
Nick Cage and glory hole mentioned in the same comment.....Double sin!
Cody Black No lapdance either
Zeus Satrid PASSWORD. Orrrrrrrrgy
Mkay, maybe I'm remembering the movie wrong, but I could have SWORN that, during the scene where Nick Cage is slowly putting his hand into the eagle-rock-hole...thing he suddenly screams like he's in immense pain and everyone freaks out and then he starts laughing and shows everyone that his hand is fine saying he couldn't resist. Did I dream that? Because I remember thinking that was funny as shit, but I have not seen that scene since I saw the movie in theaters and I am very disappointed.
No, I remember that scene too. If you're watching the movie on TV they tend to cut that scene out, maybe for time, but I know it exists because I think it was in the trailers as well.
gameman250 huh. That's a shame. I thought that was pretty funny when I saw it as well. Sometimes this movie's humor was pretty good. And Mr. Cage was a delight as always.
It was a dream. These other guys are just representations of your psyche that don't want to wake up.
*glares at other repliers* I knew it.
***** My eyes are open.
Idk, as a giant history buff, I loved these movies.
The most frustrating sin in this movie is when the president tells Ben that if he doesn’t find the treasure, he won’t be able to explain why he kidnapped him without him going to prison, yet, at the end of the movie, the president just says “this man saved my life by helping me out after getting trapped” The entire suspense of Ben getting caught hinges on that scene 😐
11:12 whoa... it's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start...
CinemaSins narrator misquotes the Konami Code. **ping**
Huitzilopochtli A **ping** is used instead of traditional **ding** when counting a sin within the comments **ding**
Copying cliche *ding*
I thought it was up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, select, start... no? (I'm probably wrong though)
I'm so glad I'm not the only one bothered by that..
A sin they missed: how did those two girls think that Ben Gates was the author of the "Templar Treasure" book when the cover clearly had "Riley Poole" printed on it?
people are too lazy to read idk
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Ok, so say Patrick is 70 in the movie, which means he was born in 1937. Say his father was born in 1897, so Patrick's father would've been 40 when Patrick was born, still realistic, which would mean Patricks grandfather had Patricks father when he was 42 given the boy is 10. Not terribly inaccurate. Farfetched, but not really 3 generations off.
Well considering that President James Taylor who was born in 1790 still has at least one living grandchild to this day.
mt dad was born in 1928 and my brother had his last child in 2009 81 years apart 81 years from 1937 would put it at 1856 so not far fetched.
Hey it happens...when I was 10 my folks were 51 !!
That's what I came to say. When I was born my dad was 39 and my mom was 40.
Except if his grandfather was in his 40s when he had his father in 1897 then he would have been an infant during the civil war.
The scene in Paris gave us the best line in the movie. After all the explanations and the interest shown by the officers one asks, 'And who owns the drone?" "I do." "Then you get the ticket." Beautiful.
These movies were garbage, yet one of Nic's best preformances... Moral of the story, Nic isn't as good as everyone puts him out to be...
You obviously have never seen: raising Arizona, leaving las vegas, adaption, matchstick men and one of his newest ones: Joe. So please, watch more movies
These movies, while flawed, are a ton of fun. If you don't enjoy them, you probably took them way too seriously.
I agree wholeheartedly with the other two. Don't say anything when you don't know what you're talking about.
No matter how you look at these two movies, they still suck. And while he isn't bad, he's definitely overrated.
starkingbiker Also Face Off, he was great in that.
CinemaSins: "He could easily have done this without thinking, AND without the presence of his wife he's feuding with." Me: Ben and Abigail never married. Sin counter: *DING!*
And how tf does he crash the Ferarri at the end WHEN HE ALREADY OWNED ONE, he shoudlve known how to drive it . smh.
Plus, surely he was wealthy enough to buy one outright, thus avoiding repossession. ;)
That model of Ferrari, if equipped with the F1 paddle shifter option, has a button on the center console to enter "automatic" mode, which would negate the need to shift. Directly in front of that button is the button that puts the car in reverse. If he thought he knew the car well enough to reach for the "automatic" button by feel, and accidentally hit the reverse button, this could be a feasible outcome.
Sometimes I'd accidentally put my Acura TSX into reverse lol I had a custom sport shifter which moved R from just under park, to the bottom. The slap shifter was off to the side at the bottom, where you just slap it back for up, forward for down. If I jumped in fast, and threw the shift knob back, and it sat between the slap shift and reverse modes, sometimes I'd slap it backwards and it would fall into Reverse instead lol most of the time I could feel it going slightly right, and not left and would correct, but once or twice I actually did bump back a bit and panic slam on the brakes. Shit happens! Hahaha Damn I miss that car. She was a good girl. All black leather interior, gunmetal grey exterior... custom spoiler and blackout kit on all my lights.... fuck. I miss that car so much! It hurts! There's something in my eyes.... sadness. I'm gonna go have a man cry over my car.
Am I the only one that giggled when he replied, "Allo," to the security guard?
Heres a list for films to sin Lego Movie Anchorman Foodfight! Back to the future 2 Raiders of the Lost Ark Big Hero 6 Up The Iron Giant Professor Layton and the Eternal Diva The Oogieloves
you only want Back to the Future 2 because its 2015 and we dont yet have flying cars and skateboards
Hover boards are coming in August...
That's enough of a sin for me
I'm waiting for them to do Big Hero 6. Loved the movie, and I'm REALLY curious what CSins thinks.
Keruso not true we have hoverboards although one cost 10k only works over copper surfaces and isn't very good but it's a start
"Because the Civil War was still raging...15 years after it ended." The screenwriters must have been from rural Georgia, because many of those people still think the Civil War's going on.
"Just how Queen Victoria planned it!"
Do I get my movie card revoked if I say I actually liked these movies?
Yes
Nope just be you girl
No, I also enjoyed them
no, these movies are my shit. i want a third one.
Wait......where do I get a movie card? I want one
Everything Wrong With Fifth Element maybe?
It would be a very short video
YES PLEASE PLZ PLZ PLZ
Char Rar you mean very loooooong
Outside of the Luke Perry opening sequence absolutely nothing.
Err... Everything is already wrong with the Firth Element.
So "National Goonies and The Confederacy of the Lost Desk" would be a proper name.
I'd watch a movie if it was named that.
I'd watch it as well, though I'm sure I'd need a heavy dose of psilocybin mushrooms beforehand.
"Discount Randy Travi--Oh SH*T!" The delivery on that one:D
extra sin: there are no toilets that visitors are allowed to use inside Buckingham palace, there is a tent in the gardens with toilets
CinemaSins is great for watching shitty movies you don't want to pay real money for (and don't want to waste two hours on). Get all the story and great commentary.
ikr, why go 2the cinema if you can watch cinemasins :D
***** What? You shouldn't spend money to FIND OUT what a product is about, that's what reviews are for. According to you every purchase decision should be based on an arbitrary decision without having a clue what product you're buying. . .WTF?
***** The day reviews become illegal is the day I stop spending money on anything.
***** I read that and this pops into my mind: Sales person: You there! Want a movie? Some guy: Yeah, sure. What's it about? Sales person: 10 bucks, please. Some guy: No trailer or something? Sales Person: Not enough funding to make one. Some guy: What, you want me to buy something I know little to nothing about? Sales person: Sure you'll find out; after you pay up! Some guy: *Flips the bird* Screw you! I know it's nothing like that, but that's the impression I get.
True dat, the only channel better than this is 'Honest Trailers', they do great movies and shows and saves you the trouble of actually finding out what they are about, or if they are even great in the first place.
I loves these, and I was dying the whole time, but the SpongeBob "Floor It!" Sequence killed me
As far as Thomas Gates having the diary before the desk and statue were built, I think it's stated later in the movie that Laboulaye was planning on hiding a clue in his work before he died, not that it already existed when the cipher was written. That way he had time to figure out what his clue would actually be.
hope he wasn't planning on hiding the clue after he died that would be some Effed up shit Ding 1 sin
Another sin - UK traffic cameras take photographs of the rear of a vehicle, necessarily from behind. That camera would not be trained on that lane of the road, so it would not take the photo of the front of the car.
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I still really enjoy this movie lol
Seems like the perfect "guilty pleasure".
Maddie me too.
You want to know what's beautiful? read the first word
Gumi?
shut up baby i know it
Tony Flow Yah boi
Johnny Twohats I dont have to tell you
matterking1 Thank you bro you made my day going to record some vids on cod now BRB
My friend always gets annoyed with me when I point out all the flaws I can notice in movies, telling me I should be more open minded and just take the movie for what it is worth... which is what I think I'm actual doing at the time. But now I can see the frustration. Although these videos are very entertaining, I don't think I could ever watch a movie with you.
Actually, there is both a London, Ontario, Canada and a Paris, Ontario, Canada. But I still think your joke is funny.
I actually found it funny too, I live in Chile and there's a coach bus line called "Talca, París y Londres" and still I can not found how they came up with that name
Agree lmao
One thing I dislike about these films is how quickly and easily he solves everything. I figure the issue is the writers are looking at history and coming up with some puzzle or riddle and then having Ben Gates reverse the process because he knows history and immediately solves the obscure history riddle. Like the writers come up with a riddle that only makes sense because they know the answer, and so their characters do too. It's not like a clue that he gets stumped on or one that makes sense, it's them making up a riddle and writing the characters doing the reverse to solve it.
Well, yes, but if you show the Arc de Triomphe in your shot, you do not need to add "France". Same goes for the Palace of Westminster and Big Ben.
Don't forget Big Ben is the Bell not the clock or the Clock Tower
Cinemasins: *Why are you even still at the office? Isn't like alot o'clock by now?"* Me: 👍👌
That 'Discount Randy Travi---Oh SH*T!' part made just caught me off guard and I was laughing like there's no tomorrow!
You missed the fact that when Ben opens Riley's book to chapter 13, the text is actually a transcript of Ronald Reagan's second inauguration speech.
Holy shit I didn’t even notice that! Good catch!
So at the end of the last movie Gates said to Riley that the next time they find a treasure that changes all mankind (something like that) he gets to make the call of a finders fee, i wonder if he got to do that?
I was wondering about that also. They literally found another treasure that redefined history for all mankind in the second movie
Floor it? Yes- no! I mean no! Floor it? No, no, no! Ok, I'll floor it!! Floor it, Floor it, Floor it, Floor it, Floor it!!! Btw, you should do 'Everything Wrong with Mr. And Mrs. Smith'
Thank you for the Primus gag and the Archer one. Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?
lana... lana...lana..lana..lana..LANAAAAAA... WHAT!? .....(danger zone)
Seriously. It's like Eggs 101.
You're going to eat so many spiderwebs when we get home.
CycloneMetal as hard it is to kill sans with 1 HP and blindfolded
Ohhhhh, c'mon! No sin off for the Flash Gordon homage when Ben sticks his hand in the hole and pretends to get bit? That s**t was HILARIOUS!
*up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START
+PrinceJehal Actually it begins the game... you put in the code on the title screen and start goes into the menu. Granted, yes technically START wasn't part of the code, it was still required as input.
+PrinceJehal bagels
+Sam Bloom agreed
+Vulpezerda Vulcan Contra!!
+Tip of the Iceberg isent it select then start?
... You got the Konami Code wrong...
You know, there are several Konami codes for different games.
TheLozfan123 Maybe, but the one known as THE Konami code is up up down down left right left right b a en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_Code
***** The formal Konami Code also ends by pressing Start. It's part of the code proper.
Superfield It has been forever since I have played a game that uses the konami code, since I haven't had the console in forever. That said, nothing that says what it is ever mentions Start as being part of the code...
***** Konami Code Started With PResident Saying X Y Then He Finishes It With NES Konami Code. Some Snes Konami Codes Were Crazy Easy, I Found The Gradius 3 One Cause My Brother Let Me Button Mash Stuff On Menu Screen, Extra Continues = X A F*** Load Of Times
Everyone in this movie speaks in complete sentences.
I think that this is a fairly strange habit. I demand to see who thought that this was a realistic behavior. I am fairly sure that nobody use this kind of speech pattern. This is something that I consider strange.
Black INK.I.M It is snowing on Mt. Fuji.
Kitafune Matsuki lovely reference i wish i could give you a cookie. :o
Not only do we know that Lincoln had a guard that night, but we know his freaking name too. John Frederick Parker. Claimed President Lincoln dismissed him for the rest of the play and so at intermission he went to a tavern with President Lincoln's footman and coachman. Also, not only are cops never off duty, the FBI actually has rules limiting their agents drinking of alcoholic beverages............so yeah, he's still FBI even outside. And the Secret Service guy pisses me off. In real life it's more like "you don't have a choice Mr. President. Sorry" And Gates' plan revolves around the President somehow agreeing to go down in that tunnel without any Secret Service protection.
You guys put a lot of work into editing these nuggets of gold. Kudos to you all who are involved. Thanx.
"I saw the truth of it in his eyes!" is my favorite thing about this movie. 😁
Not surprisingly, that's the ONLY evidence for any voter fraud that Trump's cultists can ever claim.
Diane Kruger is not my girlfriend and/or wife in this movie!
Hahahahaha. Your sarcasm is strong in this video. I mean, it's in your other sins videos but in this one you enhanced it. Props.
UP, UP, DOWN DOWN...
I thought so....
wait a minuet this movie is made by disney who owns marvel studios and the main charactersnames are ben and riley but marvel studios dont own spiderman distribution witch means omg nodarth vader is lukes father
Nicholas cage plays scarlet spider confirmed
john walker u wot m8
john walker Dark Light, tho
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nodarth vader was my favorite star wars villain.
"We found the city of gold...yeah...the one that's supposed to be in South America, we found it within Mount Rushmore. It was built by...I don't know...Lakhotas or something, who never worked with gold like the south american natives..."
I love when he does the "just in case you confuse it with London,Chile"
There’s a huge one I was looking for that was missed!! If Riley was so smart with computers, and coded the deciphering program to find Lady Liberty, why did they use a PAPER dictionary to find every five letter word manually, and nearly give up before magically finding the right word from the story’s missing quote? Couldn’t they just use an electronic dictionary and then get the most probable results? I’m pretty sure Microsoft word even has one with a compatible format.
Loved the Konami Code reference!
Except he said it wrong...
Preston Granger Everybody does. Mostly because "the Konami code" has been changed several times over the years, and thus isn't one code. Nobody cares to remember any particular version anymore.
CrimsenOverlord but is always the same base (up up down down...) that never changes only the buttons for the A = O in PS or something like that but the structure is always the same, if it is different it's not the konami code
even if they got it wrong?
CrimsenOverlord up up down down left right left right B A Anyone that has needed to use that code on the game it was intend for knows the code well.
idk, that newspaper seems pretty accurate to how i'd read it. bunch of gibberish other than the comics... and I'm 25.
Dude I’m a hugger movie buff and you’ve made me go back to all kinds of movies I haven’t seen. Kudos sir....Because logic!
My mom and I love these movies with a BURNING PASSION!!!
6:56 He grabs a non-existent steering wheel! Thats worth 100 sins alone
He goes to reach a steering wheel but they are in europe so he gets in the passenger side on accident, then Ben takes the actual driver side and drives
WTF man, its a good joke! -1 sin for it!
+Tyler Babb They are in England* Cos in other Europe we have left side driving wheels, like in USA.
Well i dont live in europe so i wouldnt know, i see england i group it under europe so thats why i said that.
The Uk and the Republic Of Ireland are the only European countries to have the drivers seat on the right side of the car
11:14 That's not the Konami Code *ding*
"Isn't it like, a-lot-o'clock right now?" LMAO
2:33 I love when you can read the articles in movies because they're always hilarious and usually don't make sense
6:54 Did you just grab a nonexistent steering wheel?
+MentalEdge Comic gold XD
MentalEdge He didn't remember that he was in England and assumed the wheel would be on that side of the car.
Of course he did that, HE IS AMERICAN!
@@longbow3082 I take offense to that.
Sky Lander it’s not about being American, it’s habit. A British person would do the same in a panic while in the US
Actually, black market antiquity activity is very lucrative. Thieves steal valuable or priceless works of art and sell them to unscrupulous private collectors for enormous profit. Tomb Raiders do that sort of thing, too.
+Jeffrey Riley Wait, so tomb raiding is an actual, profitable profession? Well screw being a rocket scientist, I'm heading to Mexico! Thanks!
+Jordan Shank ok then..............
Fire Storm Yep! Wanna join me?
Bonus sin: once in the ancient Indian treasure cave, they say that "All this water's gotta go somewhere," but the drain is only controlled by the manually orperated crank they use to escape at the end. How could the water be constantly flowing and draining if someone had to open the door and stay behind to keep it open? I don't know if anyone has noticed this before (or if there's an explanation for it, but I doubt that), but I just thought I'd point it out.
11:12 nice cheat code. Now we have unlimited sins.
Everything wrong with interstellar and have Neil deGrasse Tyson with you again
Tyson could do the Hawking movie with you guys, too.
***** While I respect your opinion, I personally think you could find quite a few sins for that movie... For one, Terrible Father Cliche..Overuse of exposition... xD I liked it, personally, but I could see Cinema Sins doing that film.
Chile!! :D haha greetings from the non existent London, Chile xD I love your videos, keep it up!
lmao this is my fav lol the editing at the end with the other movies had me dying
(12:00 - 12:09) As a person who regularly visited extended family in the South, this is not surprising. Many people in the South STILL think that the war is still going.
9:05, the book is also gibberish.
3:15 yeah okay that IS a little odd...
16:05 "Come and move back in with me." Hearing that line played at a slower speed really changes the implications behind it.
You forgot about the part where the bad guy just randomly becomes nice and gives up to let himself drown.
I hate that. Person is a villain with wealth and minions and is the mastermind of a mission to seek out the lost meso-american treasure hidden in an area over 1500 miles from where meso-american tribes were located and he shows up at the actual site to put his hands directly all over his dirty work instead of letting his henchmen and minions handle it like any other villain with money, power and endless human resources and then suddenly turns good guy-ex-machina and dies for the hero.
If and/or when I become a director and I direct a comedy, I'm gonna put in a scene with a lap dance followed by a screen that says "this is for cinemasins".
And I will
Everything wrong with Jack and Jill.
That'll end up being 2-parter like Transformers AoE!
Like the fact that identical twins cannot be a boy and girl? It's biologically impossible. They must be the same gender.
twins of different sex is possible but unusual
But......ummmmmm......they're not identical, you see?
That already exists. You just have to watch the movie. The entire thing is a sin, and paying to see that movie, thus giving money to criminal Adam Sandler, is definitely sinful.
lo l,"after all, the native Americans do owe us", lol, that's too funny, you're hilarious!
6:15 - Wow. That's actually impressive detective work there, Jeremy (et al). No, really! Nice catch!
The Archer reference warms my heart
lol the University of Maryland mall has never been that crowded
Great, dumb, hilarious, ridiculous, fun. That's this movie. Also "I'm gonna steal the decleration of independance" during the audio outtakes killed me
You are so awesome!!! This channel is so awesome!!! 😃
you forgot that the computers had mac os as their operrating system when the computers were windows pcs.
Wait, how did the chase end in London after they fleed Buckingham palace? o_O. That shit is in Westminner!
Shhh, we Americans aren't supposed to know this.
Lmao Westminster is a place in central London and Buckingham Palace isn't even in Westminster
ErmlehBagel you ruined the joke... And BP is in Westminner, not in Westminster :P. Which is a central part of "Great London" xD.
We don't have google maps in America, it's true, Google it.
I'm American and don't know geography well enough to take part in this conversation.
Publishers send in boxes of extra copies for book signings and the bookshop sends them back after the event. The authors sometimes try to sign them all because then the bookshop can't send them back to the publisher. A lot of books go to retailers as "sale or return", but once they are signed (or damaged, or a certain time passes), they become "firm sale" and the author gets revenue, even if the copies are still sitting on the shelves at the bookshop. At least that's how it was up until 10 years ago when I worked in bookshops.
6:10 gates gets through a metal detector with an earpiece still in his ear
Barriers close a lot faster then that to stop criminals. They have the same barriers on air force bases
Doesn't anyone else notice that Abigail is a golddigger? She throws Ben out of his mansion after everything that happened in the first movie then only takes him back when he is on the trail of another treasure! Look out Ben, get a pre-nup this time before she loses interest in you before the 3rd movie comes out!!! ...like a bad "Snapped" episode, makes you wonder if Ben was the one who tipped off Christopher Waltz about Abigail in Inglorious Bastards?
Not really
The key to roasting is in the detail...the newspaper bit was so funny
i love your cinema sins you should do shows as well
You missed that there’s no lake behind mt Rushmore
How about the fact that the President of the United States is played by a Canadian?!?!?
and?
Ted Cruz is a Cuban-Canadian and he ran for president in real life.
You have to he american born to run for office
*SCREAMS*
Yeah...He's an actor. Who cares? People from different countries all over the world play Americans in TV and films. Abigail who's played by Diane Kruger is German born so what's your point?
I'm amazed how they keep finding themselves up against rich antagonists.
I've been in that cellar at mount Vernon. Also the lawn. And the lake/river. Fun day.