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BANE OUTTAKES (Auralnauts extended edition)

Auralnauts
2012 ж. 6 Жел.
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Bane went through a lot of changes before the final version of TDKR. PURCHASE "I'M BANE" BELOW (click show more)
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LYRICS
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
When you hear the name Bane, I guarantee the pain.
I'm coming after you, Bruce Wayne.
I'm stronger, smarter, and clinically insane.
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same.
I broke his back mortal comBAT smack,
then I cracked my '28 Krug champagne.
I'm Bane, yes, it's a shame.
I declare martial law, and you all complain!
I laugh when you ask why I wear the mask.
I'll explain. It's because.....
I'm Bane, yes, that's my name.
You say it too much, the name becomes inane.
Of course! Some think my plan lacks gain.
If you say it too my face, I'll crash your plane.
Scene breaks:
Breakfast
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Strawberries
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Fiber
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The Bat-jam
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Fatality
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Lunch orders
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Freestyle Bane
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Finale
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  • 'They cut the fibres' 'Strawberries... Are packed... With fibre...'

    @MagicSwagget12@MagicSwagget127 жыл бұрын

    • I’m weak 😂

      @TheBehm08@TheBehm083 жыл бұрын

  • "This is your body without fiber" What makes the following bit so funny is how it sounds more brutal and violent than the original.

    @Veyron722skyhook@Veyron722skyhook3 жыл бұрын

    • What makes it a little *funnier* is that I can almost imagine those sounds coming from a bathroom stall in some dive, while the emptied dish for a meat-lover's pizza sat at the occupant's table. 😂

      @henrysokol3466@henrysokol3466 Жыл бұрын

    • I read your comment as soon as it came on the video and it's absolutely hilarious

      @ASMRyouVEGANyet@ASMRyouVEGANyet Жыл бұрын

    • Yep 😂, added to by the fact that taking a dump without sufficient fibre is pure Torture bro .

      @blatantsculkinator164@blatantsculkinator164 Жыл бұрын

  • Bane is a psycho cross fit nutrition trainer trying to "Break" the world of its fatty habits.

    @brendanobrien8198@brendanobrien81988 жыл бұрын

    • +Brendan O'Brien he is the hero we deserve

      8 жыл бұрын

    • He is not the hero we deserve, but the one we need.

      @NinjaKuma@NinjaKuma7 жыл бұрын

    • Believe me cross fit nutriton trainers are worst.

      @ballerswagbro9k611@ballerswagbro9k6117 жыл бұрын

    • Brendan O'Brien *It seems that you do not appreciate my dietary expertise*

      @erizownuh6221@erizownuh62217 жыл бұрын

    • Lol, when I was little I thought this was real.

      @luislugo9511@luislugo95117 жыл бұрын

  • Health-savvy Bane is actually freaking terrifying.

    @briang.2218@briang.22187 жыл бұрын

    • Perhaps for you but now is not the time for fear that comes later.

      @bane8956@bane89565 жыл бұрын

    • Co..co... Combo Breaker!!!

      @MRT408@MRT4085 жыл бұрын

    • Your intestines cease lol

      @ADCC-qp2gk@ADCC-qp2gk4 жыл бұрын

    • Unlike Bane reading out a "resignation letter" of his enemy that no would believe (just imagine the President randomly reading the resignation letter of his political opponent), instead we learn that Bane and his men actively trying to better themselves, which does make themselves more dangerous.

      @Edax_Royeaux@Edax_Royeaux4 жыл бұрын

    • Brian G. AubreyStudios 82 Lego Batman Bane took that aspect from this.

      @RealFanOfSteel@RealFanOfSteel4 жыл бұрын

  • "This Isn't a Caaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

    @Sleep_jaywalking@Sleep_jaywalking8 жыл бұрын

    • +Dodger Laker Srsly?

      @PMaldeev@PMaldeev8 жыл бұрын

    • +Dodger Laker eezily my fave. perfect call

      @Washington0Jefferson@Washington0Jefferson8 жыл бұрын

    • C-C COMBO BREAKER

      @ideas4117@ideas41178 жыл бұрын

    • xDD

      @MattAndTheMike@MattAndTheMike8 жыл бұрын

    • omg that part killed me

      @gloriap2011@gloriap20117 жыл бұрын

  • Banes freestyle is so fresh you'd think he's from subway

    @prestonkuhar387@prestonkuhar3878 жыл бұрын

    • Somewhere Jared is smiling from his jail cell at this comment.

      @ericconnor8251@ericconnor82517 жыл бұрын

    • +Eric Connor Right now, I'm smiling at your comment.

      @dylanwalker9176@dylanwalker91767 жыл бұрын

    • Dylan Walker I'm just going to safely assume you're smiling through the duct tape placed over your mouth in your (current) avatar picture there.

      @ericconnor8251@ericconnor82517 жыл бұрын

    • You mean Soouubway?

      @BlackCat-ru5yj@BlackCat-ru5yj5 жыл бұрын

    • Subway doesn't have good fiber

      @thetaytheist@thetaytheist5 жыл бұрын

  • Everytime I think about breaking my diet, I listen to Bane.

    @NinjaKuma@NinjaKuma7 жыл бұрын

    • Break your diet, you'll break his heart. Then he'll break your back. Basically, a whole lot of breaking is happening.

      @Double-R-Nothing@Double-R-Nothing6 жыл бұрын

    • Ninja Kuma - Let's Plays, Reactions, Meme's strawberries are packed... with fiber

      @Marie-om3tg@Marie-om3tg6 жыл бұрын

    • Remember what happens to your body... *WITHOUT* *FIBRE* *!!!!!!!!!!!!*

      @juliobrian4757@juliobrian47576 жыл бұрын

    • Everybody needs Fitness Instructor Bane in their life.

      @WTFisTingispingis@WTFisTingispingis6 жыл бұрын

    • Don't make fun of my voice

      @baneorc4863@baneorc48635 жыл бұрын

  • Joker: introduce a little anarchy Bane: introduce a little fiber

    @shadowbatjack@shadowbatjack3 жыл бұрын

    • Riddler: introduce a little calories eh probably not the best idea but what do you expect from a man named Edward Nigma right?? lolz

      @judgedrekk2981@judgedrekk29815 ай бұрын

    • I'm an agent of dietary expertise.

      @Firespectrum122@Firespectrum1224 ай бұрын

  • "This isn't a caaaaaaaaaar" "Mortal Kombaaaat" That Mortal Kombat bit was hilarious.

    @TheHypeEngine@TheHypeEngine8 жыл бұрын

    • +The Batman Shut the fuck up, Wayne.

      @CHRISTIAN6182@CHRISTIAN61828 жыл бұрын

    • +Bane do you fear the darkness

      @brandonechegaray3874@brandonechegaray38748 жыл бұрын

    • ".........seriously?"

      @Arzaker@Arzaker8 жыл бұрын

    • +Arzaker of cooooooourse

      @brandonechegaray3874@brandonechegaray38748 жыл бұрын

    • Aint available 4 me

      @StrelitziaLiveries@StrelitziaLiveries8 жыл бұрын

  • "And what did you eat? A frownie biscuit"? lol

    @drewdawg4203@drewdawg42037 жыл бұрын

    • drew dawg I love frownie biscuits.

      @johnturrentine9610@johnturrentine96104 жыл бұрын

    • LOL!

      @Nutsaur@Nutsaur4 жыл бұрын

    • This video is not cool

      @noodlecakes1870@noodlecakes18704 жыл бұрын

    • #FrownieBiscuit

      @libertyprime7911@libertyprime79113 жыл бұрын

  • I always laugh at how Gordon is staring at the TV in horror while Bane reads lunch orders.

    @dwilliams02@dwilliams022 жыл бұрын

    • Well not to mention it’s “Gary” who Bane is ashamed of while Gary Oldman watches in horror 😂

      @apcsox@apcsox2 жыл бұрын

    • I feel the same thing when the military personnel are watching Bane freestyle.

      @fictiontheorizer1991@fictiontheorizer1991 Жыл бұрын

    • Bro literally looks like he's having indigestion

      @_ADINFINITUM@_ADINFINITUM6 ай бұрын

  • IT SEEMS YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE MY DIETARY EXPERTISE!

    @embibby7170@embibby71707 жыл бұрын

    • Em Bibby lost it there

      @sharilshahed6106@sharilshahed61067 жыл бұрын

    • Em Bibby do u know what happens to your body without fiber?

      @zionheart-001@zionheart-0016 жыл бұрын

    • Em Bibby you look very familiar. Also I died at that part. I’d love bane as my personal trainer lmao

      @kieran1780@kieran17805 жыл бұрын

    • Wait... Gary... Pizza??? Gotham city isn't even known for that.

      @austin6721@austin67215 жыл бұрын

    • @@pendraco2000 you are pure evil

      @zionheart-001@zionheart-0014 жыл бұрын

  • I would be willing to watch a KZhead series called "Health tips with Bane" lol

    @zanytobbs@zanytobbs9 жыл бұрын

    • Aye

      @christianpelle1056@christianpelle10564 жыл бұрын

    • If he says "Don't do drugs" (considering his comic book self) I'm gonna laugh so hard! XD

      @EliteWarrior1026@EliteWarrior10262 жыл бұрын

    • "A healthy diet is nothing to break your back over."

      @Dessian1st@Dessian1st2 жыл бұрын

    • 😂 SAME

      @sullivans2004@sullivans20042 жыл бұрын

  • That wasn't a nuke, it was Batman's mixtape.

    @majorproblem8796@majorproblem87969 жыл бұрын

    • LateHoops31 Yea it was da bomb rite?

      @majormoe3678@majormoe36789 жыл бұрын

    • Straight fire!lol

      @borntobewild4708@borntobewild47089 жыл бұрын

    • Of course. Nobody can drop bass harder and filthier than the Batman.

      @-Joyfull@-Joyfull7 жыл бұрын

    • LateHoops31 it totally bombed

      @edmundnschrag@edmundnschrag7 жыл бұрын

    • Holy fuck best comment lol

      @godtoHrD@godtoHrD4 жыл бұрын

  • It's funny how Bane is so obsessed with food when no one even knows how he eats

    @JazEJo12@JazEJo128 жыл бұрын

    • Painfully...banefully

      @Psyrus88@Psyrus883 жыл бұрын

    • @@Psyrus88 It would be.....extremely baneful.

      @shadowrev2914@shadowrev29143 жыл бұрын

    • @@hermannabt8361 Brotien powder

      @Camburgerhelper@Camburgerhelper3 жыл бұрын

    • Batman: “which one of these tubes do you slurp out of?”

      @felixcontreras6431@felixcontreras64312 жыл бұрын

    • What we do know is that he doesn't eat bagels with cream cheese lol

      @shottygod13@shottygod132 жыл бұрын

  • 4:25 the way "PROCESSED DAIRY" syncs up with that dramatic hand gesture is destroying me

    @_ADINFINITUM@_ADINFINITUM2 жыл бұрын

    • *I EXPECTED MORE FROM MY MEN!!!*

      @shawnthompson2303@shawnthompson2303Ай бұрын

  • "When I say no, you say survivors. No, no" I died

    @Parodyst1@Parodyst19 жыл бұрын

    • So did i lol, like 2 years on and it still cracks me up haha

      @chugginmyestus5024@chugginmyestus50249 жыл бұрын

    • Parodyst1 YOU SUCK BANE!!

      @Amy_Dunn@Amy_Dunn9 жыл бұрын

    • AmyD STOP THE MUSIC... Kill them all.

      @MasterKerfuffle@MasterKerfuffle9 жыл бұрын

    • I'M BATMAN!

      @charliemaganda5422@charliemaganda54229 жыл бұрын

    • Charlie Maganda No you're not, you're Charlie.

      @guyincognito566@guyincognito5668 жыл бұрын

  • "I'm stronger, smarter, clinically insane" xD

    @Fr0st1989@Fr0st19899 жыл бұрын

    • "I'm bane"

      @jaydubz_2x997@jaydubz_2x9979 жыл бұрын

    • Walter white that's my name

      @AgusLuResident14@AgusLuResident149 жыл бұрын

    • Fr0st1989 when you hear the name bane, I'll guaruntee the pain

      @24hourspacebar@24hourspacebar9 жыл бұрын

    • 24hourspacebar I'm coming after you bruce wayne

      @AceOfPhanatic@AceOfPhanatic9 жыл бұрын

    • Walter white I'm heisenberg.

      @grahamhill676@grahamhill6769 жыл бұрын

  • We need a villain like this in Cinema, one who thinks he can rap and kills people who disagree whilst fighting for good health and higher nutritional standards.

    @samos343guiltyspark@samos343guiltyspark3 жыл бұрын

  • I've returned to this video after 9 years and 2:40 still gets a laugh out of me.

    @posteador@posteador3 жыл бұрын

    • that shit was so fuckin funny

      @GxWatts@GxWatts Жыл бұрын

    • Holy crap, me too! I laughed like an idiot for a couple minutes, by myself in my office. 😂

      @christoth5621@christoth5621 Жыл бұрын

    • Ditto. Been 10 damn years. Still as apt and hilarious as ever.

      @FrenkMelk@FrenkMelk Жыл бұрын

    • FIGHT!!! lol

      @AliBabas40Ninjas@AliBabas40Ninjas11 ай бұрын

    • Bro same here and banes reaction is just perfect as fuck

      @wolfofmagdalene92@wolfofmagdalene9211 ай бұрын

  • Bane was there not to provide the diet that Gotham needed.... but the diet it deserved!

    @MythicSuns@MythicSuns7 жыл бұрын

    • Bane deserved to choke on his food. He killed a lot of people and almost killed Batman.

      @callsignvapor07@callsignvapor074 жыл бұрын

    • CreepyCreeper The fireball r/whoosh

      @wholesomebandit8532@wholesomebandit85324 жыл бұрын

    • @@callsignvapor07 They would have died from obesity and diabetes anyway, Bane did them a favour. Just wanted people to follow a healthy diet, that's all.

      @MCshadr217@MCshadr2174 жыл бұрын

  • That Bane voice is actually really good.

    @samwallaceart288@samwallaceart2887 жыл бұрын

    • I'd love to think someone on this channel knows Tom Hardy and got him to do the voice for this.

      @skylined5534@skylined55342 жыл бұрын

    • The Ben Mendelsohn impression is really good.

      @Night5225@Night5225 Жыл бұрын

  • "I EXPECT MOAR FROM MY MEN!" Cracks me up every time.

    @ss-oq9pc@ss-oq9pc8 жыл бұрын

    • For me it’s "PROCESSED DAIRY"

      @akapple3538@akapple35382 жыл бұрын

  • C-C-COMBO BREAKERRRR

    @Head_Turnah@Head_Turnah8 жыл бұрын

    • Thought he said CUOMO BREAKER HAHAHA

      @1stsasfdiv569@1stsasfdiv5693 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Christian988.@Christian988.3 жыл бұрын

  • "WAIT! I have something to tell you... STOP HITTING YOURSELF!"

    @srenjrgensen1468@srenjrgensen14688 жыл бұрын

  • "who is the one man to have defeated me in freestyle?"

    @J0ns3y343@J0ns3y34310 жыл бұрын

    • "Only me."

      @wizardscroll69@wizardscroll699 жыл бұрын

    • The Chinese Owl {\{UvU}/} "....yes....only you....."

      @marcusosborne1@marcusosborne19 жыл бұрын

    • marcusosborne1 **Gets neck snapped**

      @wizardscroll69@wizardscroll699 жыл бұрын

    • "Would anyone else caaare to challenge meee??"

      @marcusosborne1@marcusosborne19 жыл бұрын

    • marcusosborne1 "That's what I thought. DJ, Drop a beat"

      @Shrek_Holmes@Shrek_Holmes9 жыл бұрын

  • nutritionist bane wasnt a character i thought i needed in my life.... until i saw this...

    @adognamedcat13@adognamedcat137 жыл бұрын

    • He's the character we deserve

      @ZuluRomeo@ZuluRomeo6 жыл бұрын

  • I love that Bane's fiber demonstration sounds 1000 times more painful than whatever he does in the movie.

    @iflyte@iflyte4 жыл бұрын

  • "Wait! Gary! Are you serious? Pizza!?"

    @maujo2009@maujo20098 жыл бұрын

    • At least New York is famous for it - but Gotham City isn't even known for it. For shame!

      @gunnar6674@gunnar66747 жыл бұрын

    • This is so good

      @kjedington@kjedington7 жыл бұрын

    • Hey man, I like pizza from time to time.

      @garypatterson2857@garypatterson28575 жыл бұрын

    • The fact that it's Gary Oldman watching the TV shitting bricks makes it even better. Should have conformed to that resolution, Mr. Oldman.

      @smartalec2001@smartalec20015 жыл бұрын

    • How does this conform... With your New Year's Resolution?!

      @brunodeceitapedro9086@brunodeceitapedro90865 жыл бұрын

  • I died when that guy said "You suck bane!" I fell out of my seat 8 times...lol

    @isaacbarlow8247@isaacbarlow82478 жыл бұрын

    • +Isaac Barlow lol same here, that was my favorite part.

      @TheHamsterMaster@TheHamsterMaster8 жыл бұрын

    • +Isaac Barlow lol frikin New Yawk for ya love it

      @mauigio@mauigio8 жыл бұрын

    • 🙏

      @thatguy-bm1kc@thatguy-bm1kc4 жыл бұрын

    • It appears sitting has defeated you

      @billytheripper4@billytheripper42 жыл бұрын

  • Fuck I thought these were real out takes for the first two minutes lmao

    @K20a3RSX@K20a3RSX8 жыл бұрын

    • I did too 😂

      @beella97@beella977 жыл бұрын

    • +niikah yeah I was like (what?)

      @terrancesutherland240@terrancesutherland2407 жыл бұрын

    • Omg me too lmao

      @extremeclass@extremeclass7 жыл бұрын

    • What did you eat? A frowny biscuit?

      @jordanhicks5131@jordanhicks51312 жыл бұрын

  • Let's all appreciate that they made both a Mortal Kombat and a Killer Instinct reference in one video. That's METAL as fuck.

    @TheHamsterMaster@TheHamsterMaster2 жыл бұрын

  • How does this conform.... with your NEW YEARS RESOLUTION????

    @fluff975@fluff9759 жыл бұрын

    • Mobley Hernandez Best diet program ever.

      @liesdamnlies3372@liesdamnlies33729 жыл бұрын

    • Carbohydrates, sugary tomato paste - processed dairy.

      @jhrisado@jhrisado2 жыл бұрын

  • I think it'd be cool to have bane as nutrition and fitness guy.

    @10WTF011@10WTF0118 жыл бұрын

    • +10WTF011 "First you must do the plank. Then you have my permission to die" *When questioning why you started training "Ah, I was wondering what would break first. Your spirit. Or your body" *When you reach your cheat day "Chocolate is Yours!"

      @ShadowVincent3@ShadowVincent38 жыл бұрын

    • +TheHoodBrony you could make a Desktop program out of that idea. Bane gives advise and his minions talk about fast food.

      @comrademartinofrappuccino@comrademartinofrappuccino4 жыл бұрын

    • God help you if he finds out you’re not meeting your daily fibre intake

      @thesundayseshlads@thesundayseshlads2 жыл бұрын

  • 4 years later.. still funny as hell

    @novi493@novi4937 жыл бұрын

    • Novi Proper nutrition will never go out of style

      @sammoon2906@sammoon29067 жыл бұрын

    • ... For you. Kidding. Very funny, yes.

      @modelcitizen72@modelcitizen726 жыл бұрын

    • Forever fiber lol

      @zanytobbs@zanytobbs6 жыл бұрын

    • And 2 years after, comedy still exists! Someone check back in a couple years

      @Scott-lf6wl@Scott-lf6wl5 жыл бұрын

    • My friends have been pestering me to watch these outtakes, cos they're so hilarious. I now hate them and don't understand the world. Endless existential dread is funnier than this. Having you dick and balls chopped off and used in a salad on iron chef is funnier than THIIIISS!!! Being in Japan when the Bombs dropped is FUNNIER than THIS SHIT. Gah!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want my time back. Sorry the rap, well what I could understand of it was alright, but so is a dentist appointment... I guess I don't care too much for fibre, old hiphop jams and half decent garble-rap. THIS WAS A MISTAKE!! MY DAY IS OFF TO A BAD START!! AH!!!!!! FUCK THIS!

      @allanlocke5749@allanlocke57495 жыл бұрын

  • "THIS ISN'T A CAAAAAAAARRRRRRR" gets me EVERY time.

    @RaistliniltsiaR@RaistliniltsiaR Жыл бұрын

  • Your hit on the stock exchange failed, it didn't work my friend. now you have my construction crews running around looking for strawberries.

    @Stormtroopgamingnet@Stormtroopgamingnet9 жыл бұрын

    • That was so funny

      @Skeptic_Tank@Skeptic_Tank5 жыл бұрын

    • "This is your bodddy... without fiiibre"

      5 жыл бұрын

  • This is your body... WITHOUT FIBRE!

    @screambluemurder101@screambluemurder1018 жыл бұрын

    • +screambluemurder101 *[sounds of agony]*

      @SamuraiMorshu@SamuraiMorshu8 жыл бұрын

    • +screambluemurder101 That was EXTREMELY painful...

      @juliobrian4757@juliobrian47578 жыл бұрын

    • +Julio Brian For you.

      @WTFisTingispingis@WTFisTingispingis8 жыл бұрын

    • +screambluemurder101 That part slayed me.

      @johnwallace6432@johnwallace64328 жыл бұрын

    • I wanna know what he did to that guy. If he broke his neck, I don't think he'd be able to scream like he did.

      @champchamp3075@champchamp30757 жыл бұрын

  • Strawberries are packed with fiber.

    @danielcosby1505@danielcosby15057 жыл бұрын

    • and this gives them power over me?

      @-Siculus-Hort-@-Siculus-Hort-7 жыл бұрын

    • No more berries you think your in charge know what happens without fiber in your diet this body without fiber.love how grabs his face and don't dh I w you what he f I es all you hear are terrified death screams and furniture being smsdhed.im guessing he tore off his entire face then just started body slamming him I m into the furniture.ehatever he did he screamed f Like one does while being attacked by a 900pound alpha male lion.i wish they just a t showed what krenic looked like after.msn actor here who played krenic first gets his ass kicked to death by bane then vader scares the living dhit out of him and almost chokes him to death.one of the only actors to be fucked up by 2 of the biggest super villains in pop culture he deserves an award.still vader is more intimidating than bane and he didn't lay a finger on him.

      @dougbull3230@dougbull32303 жыл бұрын

  • 10 years later. still a banger lmaoooo

    @wowflower@wowflower Жыл бұрын

  • "This isn't a CAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-"

    @pendrife@pendrife10 жыл бұрын

    • Best part I crie ervytiem

      @WarlikeLockes@WarlikeLockes9 жыл бұрын

  • When I get into someone's car, I pray to God they have the same taste in music as Batman.

    @GreyFox985@GreyFox9859 жыл бұрын

    • This isn't a caaaaaaaaaar!

      @CrypticCobra@CrypticCobra Жыл бұрын

  • This actually makes Bane much better. He's an even better psycho than the Joker, wish they had make him more like this, instead of brooding and overly philosophy

    @khanzheng647@khanzheng6477 жыл бұрын

    • uhhhh....thats....not bane tho..... lol no

      @vanilla_badger@vanilla_badger7 жыл бұрын

    • You mean you'd rather have auralnauts done what they're doing now with Starwars with TDKR?

      @aaaneoseeker@aaaneoseeker7 жыл бұрын

  • Took me a minute to realise that this is fake.

    @MaheshDhoni@MaheshDhoni4 жыл бұрын

    • Mahesh Dhoni I thought it was real smh 🤦🏾‍♂️

      @Deshcordon@Deshcordon4 жыл бұрын

    • It's not?

      @my3rs307@my3rs3073 жыл бұрын

    • It’s fake?

      @icebreaker2757@icebreaker27572 жыл бұрын

    • Watching this for probably the 40th time over the past 10 years, I was considering that this would be a hilariously lame video to pass someone without explanation. Starts with some people not automatically recognizing the film, then it's decently niche to be able to recognize the joke.

      @Barren_Harem808@Barren_Harem80810 ай бұрын

    • I personally accept thus as cannon

      @cyberdelicxp9125@cyberdelicxp91258 ай бұрын

  • "I thought we were on the same page with this" line gets me every time, if someone didn't know any better, it looks as if he's actually saying that with his gestures.

    @derajnitram1882@derajnitram18829 жыл бұрын

  • this isn't a "caaaaaaaaaar"

    @tmass1@tmass110 жыл бұрын

    • seriously?

      @MainsMain@MainsMain10 жыл бұрын

    • tiagovalen caaaaaaaar You still said it in Batman's voice...

      @YodaWasSith@YodaWasSith10 жыл бұрын

    • "It's a cockroaaaaaaaaach"

      @movieandmusicfriki@movieandmusicfriki10 жыл бұрын

    • Rick Grimes syndrome "Caaaaaaaarl"

      @TheSeanSpillane@TheSeanSpillane10 жыл бұрын

    • Manuel Terrian that's what she saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid

      @bananapowergamer7602@bananapowergamer76029 жыл бұрын

  • How fast 10 years goes by, I can't believe that this video has been stuck in my head for the past decade!!

    @jakejuracka@jakejuracka Жыл бұрын

  • “Soon, regular bowel movements are a bitter memory...”

    @zeblogo@zeblogo4 жыл бұрын

  • This is the greatest thing that's ever been uploaded to the internet..

    @internziko@internziko9 жыл бұрын

  • "Thats right..Gotham! On your feet, for the lyrical flow of Bane.." Genius lol.

    @jerzeyboyD@jerzeyboyD9 жыл бұрын

  • I never understood why The Dark Knight Rises dubbed over Bane’s original lines and got rid of the sweet music. Thank you for posting how it originally was.

    @unclecreepy4185@unclecreepy41853 жыл бұрын

  • "...this isn't a CHARRRRR..." Hahahahaha

    @dreyjr@dreyjr8 жыл бұрын

    • DraYzey can't fucking spell lol loser

      @mami_goblin@mami_goblin6 жыл бұрын

    • Quattro, he is a Char.

      @logopolizer7602@logopolizer76025 жыл бұрын

    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

      @callmepotato@callmepotato5 жыл бұрын

    • Seriously?

      @MoskHotel@MoskHotel5 жыл бұрын

  • "Pizza!?...Gotham City isn't even known for it!" I don't know why I laughed so hard at that part.

    @AzpecTProductionz@AzpecTProductionz10 жыл бұрын

  • The mortal combat part was hilarious

    @omarcorrea@omarcorrea10 жыл бұрын

    • Kombat*

      @charliekurlzz481@charliekurlzz4819 жыл бұрын

    • Fatality! Bane wins

      @Qui-Gon-John@Qui-Gon-John5 жыл бұрын

    • @@Qui-Gon-John Toasty!

      @Chris6068@Chris60685 жыл бұрын

    • Spelled with a “K” - edit that shit up

      @gypsyauh2o@gypsyauh2o Жыл бұрын

  • The radio in Batman’s vehicles is killing me😭

    @zuhairabsoloo1109@zuhairabsoloo11092 жыл бұрын

  • This is a perfect example on how 7 years later I can still remember the bane rap scene completely but sometimes yet I can forget how old I am.

    @angelobronte6029@angelobronte60292 жыл бұрын

  • C-C-Combo Breaker! Finish him! Fatality, Bane Wins. Brilliant

    @ReallyTwistedHumor@ReallyTwistedHumor10 жыл бұрын

  • bane is a healthy villain

    @PROJECTawesome491@PROJECTawesome49110 жыл бұрын

  • 9 years later and I still keep coming back to rewatch it. I didn't realize how much I quote this🤣

    @SweetLikeKiwi@SweetLikeKiwi Жыл бұрын

    • Same, absolutely classic

      @rare6499@rare6499 Жыл бұрын

  • This is comedic genius. Somehow, I guess repetition and timing, you took the mundane and made it sublime. Fiber and dietary issues could never be this funny...amazing.

    @jellis270@jellis27010 жыл бұрын

  • Banes mixtape is fire

    @Podders1991@Podders19918 жыл бұрын

    • OMG!!! 😂😂😂

      @a-wingsgaming9162@a-wingsgaming91626 жыл бұрын

    • Do you mean fibre

      @arabiankid1@arabiankid15 жыл бұрын

  • I keep coming back for Bane's flow. "Bruce Wayne and the Batman are totally the same! I'm Bane!" 🤣🤣🤣

    @therealking6202@therealking62028 ай бұрын

  • bane is all about nutrition. he really sends a good message out to the kids

    @MagpulSqwerl@MagpulSqwerl8 жыл бұрын

  • "I got something to tell you...stop hitting yourself" I died at that part

    @DCBATMAN27@DCBATMAN279 жыл бұрын

  • This ishn't a khaaaaaaar!

    @keks1066@keks10669 жыл бұрын

    • Master Chief DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

      @nazul1996@nazul19969 жыл бұрын

    • @Terrell Hazard "...seriously?:

      @AngelofMusic04@AngelofMusic045 жыл бұрын

  • I can't get over how good this was for the time it came out. It's still a really good dub even today

    @Aizex1@Aizex14 ай бұрын

  • Almost 11 years later and still one of the funniest things to grace KZhead 😂

    @apcsox@apcsox6 ай бұрын

  • "Finish him! Fatality! Bane Wins!!" Pffffff

    @drybowserman9091@drybowserman90919 жыл бұрын

    • I know 😂

      @charleealamode9585@charleealamode95858 жыл бұрын

    • C.c.c.c.COMBO BREAKER!!!!

      @TikiRoly@TikiRoly8 жыл бұрын

    • @@TikiRoly TOASTY!

      @pendraco2000@pendraco20004 жыл бұрын

    • Toasty!

      @vurbin@vurbin4 жыл бұрын

    • This shit just got me hollering over here boi

      @Joneth_Piptne@Joneth_Piptne4 жыл бұрын

  • It's so fun that he holds his hands in front of his stomach when he says "processed dairy" at 4:25, like he really wants to emphasize that it's not good for your intestines (although it's not the Bane of your bowel movements).

    @Hurvl@Hurvl10 жыл бұрын

    • Booooo!

      @rigfordthebarbarian2895@rigfordthebarbarian289510 жыл бұрын

  • 6:23 I die every single time. "You suck BANE!"

    @shauncalton815@shauncalton8153 жыл бұрын

    • 6:20 I kept a straight face until 6:24. Perfect Bane response. He is necessary evil.

      @munstersoldier@munstersoldier8 ай бұрын

  • I recently rewatched TDKR and I'm honestly astonished that these entirely recut outtakes were still fresh and present in my mind, particularly 'strawberries are packed with fibre'. What's more surprising is that these outtakes have infinitely better audio mixing than the actual release of the film.

    @NinjaDuckie@NinjaDuckie3 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

    @BatmanHQYT@BatmanHQYT10 жыл бұрын

  • Honestly, one of the funniest things I've ever seen on KZhead. Well done.

    @louissavoy4832@louissavoy483210 жыл бұрын

  • This went from something I was mildly curious about to an 6:37 11/10 at 5:15. The lyrics, the muffled sound when panning back to the people watching on television, to the dude yelling he sucks, to him stopping the music and blowing up the stadium-pure genius.

    @reedr7142@reedr71428 ай бұрын

  • Absolutely excellent lmao thanks to Real BBC this is a new favorite

    @PorcuPineAppleSauce@PorcuPineAppleSauce Жыл бұрын

    • This isn’t a caaaaaaaaaaar

      @skrublordnord69@skrublordnord69 Жыл бұрын

    • I hadn't seen this before they mentioned it.

      @theroyalmediator2658@theroyalmediator2658 Жыл бұрын

  • Strawberries are PACKED with FIBERRR.

    @Shrek_Holmes@Shrek_Holmes10 жыл бұрын

  • Apparently, I ordered the Caesar Salad....

    @warcrimescostextra3992@warcrimescostextra399210 жыл бұрын

    • And apparently I ordered a turkey burger.

      @HondaCivic91@HondaCivic9110 жыл бұрын

    • Steve Cruz Leave it to Gary to fuck it all up and piss the boss off. I swear, that guy is always making shit harder for us.

      @warcrimescostextra3992@warcrimescostextra399210 жыл бұрын

    • Jarod D lol! Yeah! New Year's resolution, my ASS!!! xD

      @HondaCivic91@HondaCivic9110 жыл бұрын

    • Steve Cruz what's with the lettuce, Steve? smh

      @DrJuice1@DrJuice19 жыл бұрын

    • DrJuice1 The boss would have approved more of kale or uncooked spinach leaf. Lettuce is so 1950's.

      @warcrimescostextra3992@warcrimescostextra39929 жыл бұрын

  • OH MY GOSH THE FREE-STYLE RAPPING IS SO BEAUTIFUL

    @briang.2218@briang.22187 жыл бұрын

  • "Processed dairy?!? I expected more from you!" -Sincerely dying of lols because this Bane reminds me of myself

    @heapsmadgirl@heapsmadgirl8 жыл бұрын

  • When I heard the Mortal Combat theme, I just rolled on the damn floor =))))))))))

    @LeodiAstoriaXIII@LeodiAstoriaXIII10 жыл бұрын

    • Did you catch fire?

      @PMW1337@PMW133710 жыл бұрын

    • Mortal k-k-kombat.

      @dasired1995@dasired19959 жыл бұрын

    • *Kombat

      @gypsyauh2o@gypsyauh2o Жыл бұрын

    • The spelling police 🙄

      @hairyfishcakes@hairyfishcakes Жыл бұрын

  • I don't seem to remember any of this on the DVD

    @Sindgoemon@Sindgoemon9 жыл бұрын

    • They're outtakes, duh!

      @crispiecord@crispiecord9 жыл бұрын

    • PieFaceGaming ever hear of deleted scenes??

      @Sindgoemon@Sindgoemon9 жыл бұрын

    • SINDGO3M0N This isn't from the makers of the movie. This is another group that stripped the vocal track off and did their own. And they did it awesome.

      @danimal097521@danimal0975218 жыл бұрын

    • danimal097521 comments get worse shoot meeeeeee for the 5th time this week!

      @djcranium1210@djcranium12108 жыл бұрын

    • I'm positive this is sarcasm

      @3OHT.@3OHT.8 жыл бұрын

  • This is the first time seeing this and was very impressed. Bane’s voice is very accurate and the audio editing is spot on- music in and out of the batwing, timing the speeches with his head movements and pauses, and even the echoing during the stadium speech.

    @GHN1013@GHN10134 жыл бұрын

  • 6:55 I lost my shit

    @jayepride98@jayepride982 жыл бұрын

  • Some voice acting scenes are better in this video than some movies

    @GamesFinalNight@GamesFinalNight10 жыл бұрын

  • THIS ISN'T A CAAAAAAAAAR!

    @morganwoolford01@morganwoolford019 жыл бұрын

    • ........Seriously?

      @BoyKagome@BoyKagome9 жыл бұрын

    • MORTAL KC-CK-KC-CK-KC-OMBAT !

      @dzero5398@dzero53989 жыл бұрын

    • When the mortal kombat theme started I lost my shit

      @ProducShuns@ProducShuns9 жыл бұрын

    • I keep watching that scene in loop, fucking genious!

      @AcidStoner69@AcidStoner699 жыл бұрын

    • BoyKagome If I saw Batman blasting the Mortal Kombat theme out of his flying machine as he flew away, that would be my reaction too.

      @GmodPlusWoW@GmodPlusWoW9 жыл бұрын

  • I thought this was going to be actual outtakes from the film, but this is even better.

    @WarriorOfTheLostLand@WarriorOfTheLostLand3 жыл бұрын

  • I still remembered this after many years and still enjoy the idea of Batman jamming to loud club music while cruising. Bane's freestyle standing is really important! lol

    @gutnbutt@gutnbutt11 ай бұрын

  • Still love this even a year later :D hey could u do me n everyone else the BIGGEST favor n do a Loki outtakes? Please? :D I promise I will love u forever!!!

    @spidrscared84@spidrscared8410 жыл бұрын

  • So did Bane just rob the stock exchange just to get the funds for buying up all the health food in Gotham and then take over by for the sake of redistribuing the health food as his method of control in this video?

    @kingelthibardunbroch4529@kingelthibardunbroch452910 жыл бұрын

  • The look on his face when he says, "Stop hitting yourself!" is absolutely perfect.

    @cacox@cacox6 жыл бұрын

  • Been back here to re-watch this quite a few times now, and I laughed so hard I was in tears over here, gasping for breath XD I really lost it when he started reading off lunch orders, but the highlight for me, aside from the relentless mention of strawberries, was, "You *SUCK*, Bane!" ha ha ha ha.

    @christinawolfe5332@christinawolfe53326 жыл бұрын

  • "Stop hitting yourself"- LMAO!!! Awesome Audioworks!!!

    @guyincognito9708@guyincognito97088 жыл бұрын

  • lets face it, the real hero in this movie was Bane

    @benmounce4864@benmounce486410 жыл бұрын

    • How ironic! LoL

      @andythemegavampiregalladea7791@andythemegavampiregalladea77919 жыл бұрын

  • Lol i love that, out of any song to spend your last moments listening to, he chooses that

    @hazard7732@hazard77327 жыл бұрын

  • That Bane rap just completed my life. Thank you for that much needed laugh, you’re best.

    @user-vr5zk9ox8d@user-vr5zk9ox8d4 жыл бұрын

  • The bridges exploding to the beat at 5:53 made me laugh to the point of tears.

    @purifying_fire@purifying_fire9 жыл бұрын

  • 2:57 - SERIOUSLY?

    @colummccrudden101@colummccrudden10110 жыл бұрын

  • Gary??!!! are u serious!!! Pizza?!🍕 Gotham isn't even known for it 😂

    @thepettyadvocate@thepettyadvocate7 жыл бұрын

  • Batman is certainly putting The Bat's CD player to good use!

    @TheOneWhoLaughs101@TheOneWhoLaughs10110 жыл бұрын

  • When my girlfriend tells me she's home alone. *Time to go mobile*

    @bakunin5352@bakunin53529 жыл бұрын
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