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Sure! Thank you Kris! ❤️
Kris you are by far my favorite KZheadr I have some stuff going on at home right now so thank you for being you
There is no way this company didn't see "anal" in their url
I love how Kris can change from a Cartoon character nerd, and then turn to being British.
she got range🥸🤠🧐😜
@@kallmekris lmao
Same thing
British Cartoon Charecter Nerd?
I read this as the transition was happening
Who else is watching this when she’s dating a guy with a mustache and mullet
Same
Me
Oompa
@@lizalou7792 loompa
@@user-sx2mv8kv6zdo ba di doo
9 months later and that comment about mustaches and mullets hits completely different. Kris & Caleb are so adorably cute together. I’m really rooting for them❤
I was going to say that
@@Sayge848 me too lmaooo
I wish I were a tree, so I could root for 'em, too. :(
RIGHT
@@masterman1001wdym what’s wrong with them dating?
She missed the perfect opportunity to say "I'm call me cringe" I love you and what you do Kris ❤
Yes! Exactly! I really don't like that act🛒
@@Fizzy.pop.now it's 96 🤠
YES!!! I was thinking the same thing
Now it’s at 184 👍🏻😊
@@minyoonmin9395now it’s at 223
"Do whatever you want in public, just keep your pants on." Words to live by, Auntie Kris.
But what if your wearing a dress or even a kilt? 🤔😉
Don't go outside when it's windy...
I like this. Except I saw way too many couples in public sticking their hands down each others pants just walking down grocery aisles. Please stop
@@thewillow3457 oh gosh. Why would they do that in public?! 😭
@@thewillow3457 what the hell???? Are you serious??? Please tell me your joking!!!!
When Kris can make cringe content ironically for us and makes herself cringe. Love your work as always Kris!
6:05 the way I RUSHED TO COMMENT THAT YOU WILL INFACT DATE A MAN WITH A MUSTACHE AND A MULLET! 😂
YESSSSS ME TOO!
SAME
Just posted the same.
I DID THE SAME 😂
ME TOO
My favorite thing is how u can go from cringing straight to laughing becuase of Kris's reactions!
I'm convinced Kris is able to do any accent/voice that she wants.
fr like wth is she so good🤣
Me too! She did that SO Well 😂 too well! Lol
yrs she can i bet
still needs to work on her Assie accent
IKR
I was really expecting her to go, “This Valentine’s Day, get your partner… Therapy!”😂
I would be happy with that
Not kris calling the woman’s breast beautiful 🤣 I was dying 💀🤣
"Do whatever you want in public just keep your pants on" -Kallmekris last words
YOOOO, YOUR PFP
@@hunter_noceda_youtubeCHANLE twins!!!
I physically cannot keep myself from shrieking with laughter when Kris does the remakes of the tough guy vids 😂
Omg me yo
The way Kris embarrasses herself for us in her intros and outros makes me feel so loved ❤
True
Fast forward a year, and she’s moving to texas for mustaches and mullets! 🤣🥰
5:51 I love how this TikTok literally told the future-
Hearing Kris go from UwU girl, to Ash Ketchum, to British, and back to normal within the span of a few minutes makes me think that she should be a voice actress, honestly I think it would be awesome to see an awesome character voices by an awesome person.
She sounds exactly like him which speaking of that I am friends with the original actress who did the voices of Ash Ketchum.
@@plcreator483 The Japanese voice actress or English? Either way, that is so cool!!!
she was doing a pick me girl voice not ash
@@alanabunts2421 it almost kinda sounds like Ash though. Because that's who I literally thought she was doing the voices of at first.
@@vesselofgod1755 the English voice actresses Veronica Tyler which it's the same lady who did the voices for Sailor Pluto in the ViZ Media dub.
I love how Kris always compliments me when I am literally looking like a dead rat laying on my bed with my hair up in a high bun wearing a gray hoodie and sweatpants sucking on a ring pop
IKR
nah- u just described everything about me right now except for the ring pop lol
THIS.
Oh you god same
Me in one comment 😂😂
The fact kris doesn't hate on furry/therians is amazing
Yeah
Do what you want, I really don't care. Not trying to sound disrespectful. I do have my opinions, they creep me out, but do you.
That’s wasn’t a therian😭 A therian ain’t do nothing like that😭😭😭
That was a misrepresentation of therians and furries. Nether therians nor furries actually believe they are physically animals.
As a therian uh no, ew i would never do smth like that video
5:58 subtle hint to oompaville LOL
I know Jay EDITS Kris’s videos, and makes little cameos in them every now and then, but I think it’d be cool to see a video with them in the same room for once 😂
That sounds AWESOME
Entirely worth it to see UwU Kris. Please, please make this a character. I feel like her meeting the fam would be aaaaaabsolutely hilarious
Uwu Kris meets Russian Kris...
Oh my god I would pay to see that. Nona meeting uwu Kris 🙃
Yes please!!'
Omg I feel like Riley would not get along with UwU Kris. Or atleast be very confused
Noo
6:02 anyone notice how she described her bf?! Yall were made for each other 🩶
Kris always make’s me smile with her compliments and funny videos ❤
You know Kris, you're like the only KZheadr where I watch the ads, because I actually think you put personality in it. It's enjoyable to watch.
Kris has been complimented too much without being complimented so: 1.) Amazing personality 2.) Beautiful hair 3.) Amazing clothing style 4.) Just AMAZING
So true.
The “I’m drooling” got me fr 😭😂😭😂
5:00 - I have misophonia too and it's mouth noises for me too. My therapist asked what drives me up the wall and I was like "being controlled"; "treated like I am unable" and " mouth noises". I will literally start ti gag if they're bad enough. She noted that as part of my ADHD diagnosis.
I have misophonia too and "chew with your mouth closed or jump off a bridge" is literally the most accurate description of the condition! 🤣🤣🤣
12:35 *eVeRyOnE gAtHeR rOuNd FoR kRiS rEaDs ScReEnS!* ✨
How can Kris turn cringe into art?! ✨✨
Yo I just read her Wikipedia, and it states that her brother urged her to make TikToks, which she then began doing out of boredom. This was almost 4 years ago. I guess my point is that it just shows that you never know where life will lead you, but you can't stop yourself from trying to get where you want to be. I'm inspired, it makes sense, good job and thank you for the positive energy!
let's give jay a round of applause for traumatising himself for 3 seconds and editing Kris's videos
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LOVE the Jennifer Coolidge paraphrase. "Makes me wanna Hotdog real bad" is one of the funniest lines ever delivered by any actor. You nailed it!
hi! the "there's a furry at the dog park" video was actually of a therian, which is a common practice for us. Furrys are a different thing where you cosplay as a cartoony fursona! to different community's
i love how Kris can make my day+boost my confidence i just love her channel and everyone with me 👇
Love how Jay tried to make us cringe but he really just made me laugh and made me like him more😂
He is training to be a stripper tho 🤣 JK
Trhotieyuoeituw😅😊🎉3❤
I couldn't NOT cringe. I don't know how Kris didn't stop filming until the end. Respect.
Lmao she described Caleb perfectly and now she’s WITH HIM!!!!
11:16 as a furry, I do not act like this, and I believe those are the weirdos who believe they are an animal (Not talking about therians/otherkin, yall are cool).
Yep and thanks for calling me cool but I do agree with you
Thx for calling us cool and I agree
As a therian thank you for calling us cool!!!
I love how Kris reads and responds to the comments. Now we just need her editor Jay to do the voiceover for a video soon. Imagine Kris talking with Jay's voice 😂
Bro yes! This has to happen and she needs to see this
:0 KRIS NEEDS TO SEE THIS WOULD BE A GREAT VIDEO IDEA AND SHE REACTS maybe gacha cringe or sans fan girls?
Imagine Jay with Kris's voice instead.
But what kind of VO video??
@@kallmekris Maybe a reaction video like this but instead of you talking it's Jay's voice hahaha 💕
Haha not Colby posting at 12:51
1:36 me and my bestie at 3 AM
i love how kris just went from the most perfect npc/anime voice to a british voice
I just lost a friend a couple weeks ago and they wanted a celebration of life instead of a funeral which we did yesterday. This is the first video I’ve watched since then and I just wanna say you really brighten my day. You always do no matter what I’m going through I know I can watch your videos and forget the world exists for a little so thank you for always doing that for me.
Sorry for your loss 🙏
Kris is the ONLY person on earth that can make compliments and make them wierd but still make them good.
Nope
@@SnaturallyMe1what?
@@SnaturallyMe1 you make no sense and what the hell is up with the heart ☠️
@@SnaturallyMe1 freak.
@@shooter011 What?
NO WAY IM LITERALLY WEARING THE EARINGS SHE PULLED OUTTA THE BAG (in silver) RIGHT NOW!!
2:01 the fact that it was revealed to be his grandma and she didnt know what was going on is crazy to me
13:06 she actually sounded really good...
Hahahaha the fact that Jay just HAS a STRIPPER POLE in his HOUSE makes me love this channel more than i alrdy do! I love this combo. Kris, if u c this, i love ur content and the way u can turn anything into a joke or a compliment makes me add more of your videos to my queue🤣. Thanks for making me feel good! Love u kris, byee🙃
Hahaha a stripper pole????!!!!!!😄😄😄😆😆😆😆
6:06 i love how kris says she loves mustaches snd Mullets than she gets a guy with a mustache and mullet..
When she said “it’s Kall me Kris and u can Kall me Kris” I said “And I’m about to call the police😃”
10:20 it is 'caressing the face' for me. 😂😂😂
But like, why are Kris’s remakes not actually that cringey 😂 she just does it right every time 🖤
Love how she just basically described Caleb😂
Love how this is a year old and she literally describes oompaville, she got her mullet man ❤
So are we NOT gonna talk about how Jay just has a pole chillin' in the living room?!?
no
yea no
It’s been there for a long time😂
This makes me wonder what does he do in his free time I’m assuming it’s a lot
@@anastasiavalenzuela7136 😂 oh im sure
Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact Jay danced on a strip pole for us🤣
the real question is why does he have one? 🤣
@@leoniebukow6606excuse me what the actual- 😳
@@leoniebukow6606 fr tho why...
@@leoniebukow6606jay got some explaining to do 😳
@@leoniebukow6606why does he tho😂😂😂
The first part made me cry until I couldn't breathe
13:00, thats literally my friend, she will either randomly sing or starts dancing and its pretty weird mid conversation, but its okay cause we're all weird
12:13 Kris, PLEASE why would u show us that it’s so nasty Eye gore is the WORST
At least she had to go through it as well
6:00 aww this aged beautifully🥰 you found your man past Kris hell yeah❤️
I love how inclusive you are ( ◠‿◠ ) how you didn’t say anything negative about the dog video is rly kind (I am not against furries/therians I’m not good at wording things lol) The intro and outro were ABSOLUTELY fantastic 💅
Jay's face at the end of the pole move when the dog barked and he couldn't keep it together. Pure bliss on my end.
6:50 lol even tho that was supposed to be cringey that just made me laugh 😂
I love how while kris is reacting to this she’s still being extremely respectful
Kris is my daily dose of happiness, I love her vids 🫶
11:40, she says just as I notice how her eyes are equally so, nice timing XD
Kris' opening and closing cringe switch between two types of cringe so fast and so rapidly it doesn't have time to be cringe. I swear if I'm the only one weird enough to notice that
the fact caleb has a moustace and a mullet is crazy 6:14
KRIS!! Your natural eye makeup in the ana luisa clip was SO pretty!! YOU are so pretty❤❤❤❤❤❤
7:42 Not all cosplayers are like this and I hate that people assume that we are.
True I want to try cosplaying in the guture but seeing this just kinda makes me think maybe i should not......☠
Yeah we're sometimes a vibe
8:06 it concerns me a little how on point that was 😭
KallmeKris: "I'm probably in somebody's cringe reaction" AugustTheDuck: *makes a video about her called The cringiest tiktoker on the planet*
9:09 i love how kris just beings out green tape and says it matches the color of the watchers eyes. I have green eyes and yes it does. Thank you.
7:58 This is simultaneously the most adorable and weird thing I have ever seen Kris do. She has now evolved to "Anime NPC Kris"
I didn’t know that Kris could make these sounds
@@Just_greece1011 Neither did I
@@theoneyoushouldnthavekilled42I don't think anybody did
@@xLGCx me niether
Why is she so good at this i feel like she has a secret side hustle 😂😂😂😂
10:31 I was forced into pony tail phase because my step mom wouldn't let me wear my hair down w/out something going on (she said it looked messy and unbrushed when it was down) and my default was pony tail when I was feeling lazy
Same it was true that my hair looked like I was thrown in a washing machine also didn't know how to style my hair now I know still half time in my house I wear ponytail except when I go outside
I LOVE HER REACTIONS😂😂😂 “HOW DO THEY DO THERE MAKEUP LIKE THIS?? SHOULD I TRY E-GIR.. NO NOT E-GIRL” LOL 11:41
I love it when you just talk and then switch you’re accent 30 times it’s so funny to hear all those accents after each other
4:35 I'm wheezing my ass off. Kris, you are my comfort character and I love you sm
12:03 - didn't help that I JUST TOOK A SIP OF WATER!!!!!! DANG IT!!!!! 🤢
Whenever she said mustache and mullets I thought of her boyfriend 😂
“And I don’t even have a wenahhhhhhh”😂😂😂😂
9:08 literally sitting half nacked and eating a salad but thx
Lol the fact that u can’t even spell naked
Lol
tmi
your still pretty and a queen
I love how much Kris was struggling with that outro! Right on the cusp of cracking but she nailed it 😂
5:52 THE FACT THAT SHES DATING ONE RNN IS CRAZZZYYY
Right when jay was doing his pole dance thing my phone froze up just on him doing that and I started laughing so hard that my sister thought I was dying🤣🤣🤣 great job kris keep doing what you do. You always find a way to put a smile on my face♥😊
Her punching the dragon in the face made my day she’s so hilarious even when doing the most random stuff.
his name is pete :)
His name is PETE😂
Oh my god this was literally TEN MONTHS AGO and in a video from a few months after this one, she described her current boyfriend that she announced she stayed in two months ago and he literally has a mustache and a mullet, and looks like he lives in the woods😂 I CANT BELIEVE SHE DESCRIBED THE BOYFRIEND SHE HAS NOW FROM MONTHS BEFORE SHE MET HIM😂
12:43 The choir kids is relatable.
5:27 We all went a little gay there (looking at you Kris)
Neuron activation
9:45 I got an ad for jumping off a crane lol
I got an ad about orange juice
I got an ad about Hnry
I got an ad for a deodorant 😭😭😭 (i literally just showered 2 days ago)
I got one for cheez its
I got a sudoku one lmao
Good job to kris for getting 1 million more subscribers
9:16 bro im literally drinking water with a spoon and she says imba queen
9:38 Kris is a lovely child. Don't cancel her. She is so lovely, she roundhouse kicks all the infants at the hospital when they cry (*whispers* they stop crying)
Because there... DEAD
Okay but why did Kris absolutely nail the UwU girl/anime girl voice along with the giggle 🤣
She sounded like a Tik Toker who sounds like that making purposefully cringe anime vids
Hmm, mustache and a mullet, never heard of that before 😂 cough* caleb
THAT INTRO WAS SPOT ON!!!!!!😂😂😭
11:33 yes please I think it's doll makeup 😅