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Kris complimenting our outfits when she knows half of us are curled up in our pajamas.
can confirm
Yup that’s me 😭
Lol I'm in my work uniform
I feel called out 😂
Pajama Pals!!
I like that Jay is slowly giving himself more screen time. Boss level editor move.
bro is desperate
Naww, he actually does it in a great funny manner, even the sound effects he added😂
You have to pay talent to stay in the background
he's biding his time over time it will turn from KMK to KMJ and it'll be so gradual it won't register until one day you'll be like 'Hang on where the fuck is Kris, Pete hasn't had his butt kicked in like a month' 😂 jk we love you Kris and Jay
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
As a British person: A. That accent was top notch B. People always try to imitate me and I love how your accent was literally every rich, posh duchess in Bath You're an awesome person!!! thanks for making my day! (Also as a Brit, yes, you absolutely do feel better than everyone else (I go to school in the U.S))
Tea? ❌ Fish Food? ✅
Kris is like an older sister to me i am not ashamed to say she is one of the things that saved me at my lowest with her humor and compliments and im addicted to her channel she makes me feel like i am something with her heartwarming smile and how much i can relate to her!!!
Wow thats deep she needs to see that
I love how Kris always hypes me up. "I love the outfit you've chosen." As I'm sitting here in pajamas and a bathrobe 😂❤
same but in my oodie 😌
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
same
me in my sweater n pj pants rn
Lmao I'm in my work uniform
“People may look at me like I’m crazy but I AM so the jokes on them” had me rolling! 😂 I relate. 😂
Totally yeah
Me too
Have to be crazy to be this brilliant
Me too😂😂😂😂
"you know it has to be around MY hands" I CHOKED ON MY WATER FOR THAT
She has the vocals of a voice actor! Her variety of voices and accents that she puts in her videos is comedy gold
"guys can paint their nails and girld can have short hair. grow the f**k up." I love her. This world needs more people like Kris Collins
I’d generally fully agree with you but the way Kris kept saying “is that a real beard” came across a bit weird to me & not really something she would normally do? Maybe it’s just me overthinking stuff though? (It’s a bad habit of mine!) What do you think?
@@ClaireyElizabeth Idk I couldn't tell if it was a filter or not but it doesn't matter because anyone can have a beard; maybe Kris was thinking the same thing?
@@FrogWithACrownOn Of course, I didn’t mean it in a disrespectful way. I honestly love how people’s judgement of others is becoming less tolerated. Unfortunately, when it comes to women, there’s still a stigma of hair being where it “shouldn’t be”. It’s one of those stigma’s that just baffles me. We all have hair! lol! Anywho, I’ll stop waffling on! Thank you for replying! All the best 😊
@@ClaireyElizabeth You're not waffling on (also, love that phrase lol), I like chatting with people! All the best to you as well :))
They can, and kids don't need hormones for doing stuff like that. Also yeah some women with a medical hormone disorder can have a beard. Otherwise that's a dude.
Kris is like a very fun therapist who can just light up the room with a few jokes
If Kris was my therapist I wouldn’t even need therapy anymore, my anxiety would just disappear.
If I got a therapist I need one that can joke and joke with me.
true
200th like :)
I love her 😂
Omg, I died!! The belt around his hands, you know it had to be around MY hands!!! My sentiments exactly!!
"For LEGAL REASONS, that was a joke." HAD ME ROLLING DEAD😂
The smash cut to Kris hitting Pete with the hammer was great. That’s some top notch editing, Jay. 😂😂😂
If I had a peso (currency from my place) for every time Kris punches/hits Pete, I'd be rich. That dragon is taking some serious beating from her
@@snowbarry4lifefr like poor Pete 😭
I just ran to the comments to see someone's opinion on that scene. French kiss.
There's two things that happen in every video that always makes me laugh. 1. The thumbs up pause with what she just said in writing, like a "Kris Seal of Approval" type deal and 2. How Kris always seems to flawlessly have like 3 or 4 different accents going from the start of a video to the end of a video
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
“People may look at me like I’m crazy, but I am. So jokes on them!” 💀
Wow, thanks for the compliment, Kris! I had no idea a sports tank, flannel pajama bottoms and a ratty old sweater were such the in look right now 🤣🤣🤣
Kris is such a relatable person it's crazy how cool she is 😂
& funny 😂😭
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
Kris is our fun loveable auntie at this point 😂
YESS!
Yeah
Yep
@Don't Read My Profile Picture bot
That is so true
My friend described this video as "cringeception". Very accurate.
omg the way she's being nice and supportive towards almost everyone in here, had me so happy.
“It just makes me feel better than everyone else around me. People may look at me like I’m crazy but I AM so the jokes on them.” 😏 This is probably the most relatable thing I’ve ever from Kris. Love you sm!
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
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Can we all just admire Kris's style in this video because she slayed extra today with the jumpsuit! ❤😂😮😊
Fr
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
She can always look good in any outfit❤
pretty sure that was a robe
@@bm-ww8kb i dont think so but if it was damn was it stylish
1:57 khh yeahhhggghh got me good
"I like the outfit you have chosen" she says as I'm cuddled into a blanket at 2 am, in baggy pants and a extremely oversized sweater with Christmas socks (even though it's spring) with the blinds closed so you can't even see me
Kris: I do like the outift you've chosen. It looks very good on you Me: *being in my brithday suit* ... Why thank you Kris :")
Oh hell nah 😭
Literally me lmao 😂
You sound like you watch hazbin hotel
omg same lol
HOW DO YOU PEOPLE SIT AROUND EXPOSED, DO YOU HAVE NO FEAR???
Honestly, I adore having to sit down and do some homework while I watch Kris’ videos. It only brings a smile to my ADHD brain, even if it is about cringe content like this. Would honestly give her the world with how much she’s made her viewers smile.
Same! Adhd kids unite!
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
‘Oh I do like the outfit you’ve chosen today’ Me with a fever looking like shit and haven’t gotten out of bed all day 🥹👍
THE STU MACHER BITS MADE ME LOVE HER EVEN MORE
Kris never fails us entertain me especially when I am down. This video is proof of that. Her quotes are priceless and much needed.
Her quotes seem like a Hollywood comedy script 😂😭👌
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
Kris makes 8.94M people smile everyday, she is a hero. We love you Kris❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Whoever doesn’t watch kris is literally insane she makes my day 1000% better 😚
“Your outfit is very fitted” Also me wearing the baggiest outfit ever
Y’all Kris always complements us so reply with some compliments for her! I’ll start: the way you’re just able to go into such incredible accents is an insane talent! Thx for everything ❤
Difference being she's doing it to keep her viewers up and keep her income up. 😉. There's no way you actually think she's personally interacting with fans
Kris, you are absolutely gorgeous ❤(/p) makes my day all the time
She’s doing it for money. She seems like a nice person and I’m a fan don’t get me wrong. But I doubt it’s just to be nice.
@@bur2576 Hey :) I get what you mean, and money definitely plays a role, but also it’s just a nice thing to do, so why not just spread some more positivity! I thought it would be cute to compliment her back, the fact that you felt the need to comment this just doesn’t impact anyone in anyway, good or bad. I don’t know you, and I’m sure you’re a good person irl, but the way you’ve presented yourself is just not flattering. All I know about you so far is you feel the need to go on pessimistic rants on wholesome comments. I’m not trying to create a negative environment, so please don’t make it one :) Again I’m sure you don’t mean to come across the way you do, but hey I have no life so I might as well point it out lol
6:48 madam that man IS DEAD PUT HIM BACK INTO THE COFFIN
I love how Kris compliments our outfits when I'm over here in pj's that desperately need a wash XD
‘Yk the belt has to be around MY hands’ 😭🙏
The best KZheadr strikes again, blows any competition out of the stratosphere! This scintillating personality and spectacularly talented Queen slays again with quick wits, timeless fashion sense and TOS edgy humor, it's none other than Kris! I wish her all the comfort and happiness that she has provided me and the rest of her viewers to the end of time. Keep being awesome Kris, please take care and stay safe!
At 6:00 I got an ad for life insurance I’m crying laughing 💀
oof 💀💀💀
😭
I love how Kris compliments our outfit while I'm chilling on my bed with my snoopy pajama pants and a spongebob tank top 😂
"I love the outfit you've chosen" I just rolled out of bed in batman pajamas... But thanks!
9:07 dudes with a pillow 💀
Man, Kris is literally a heart warming angel, with insane skill of accents, love you bud!!❤
"People might think I'm crazy but I am so jokes on them 😏" Love that so much
7:17 This would have been really serious but the way Kris voiced it. Im dying rn 🤣
I love kris sm. She’s such an amazing person. If I had a chance I would literally give her the world.
@Troy 🅥 huh-
@@-Bonetown.it’s a bot
@@Jaggededge112 ohhhh
The drumroll at 7:24 !!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can confirm that putting earrings and a hoodie on restores your sense of sight. I use that hack every week.
Kris's greatest quote you wake up and you tell yourself I'm gonna make it this trap😂
I love her British accent and other accents she can do. Kalmekris is hilarious! She would be a great award winning actress
I love how kris knows how to make everybody’s days better with just a beautiful compliment❤️
Same it makes me feel better about myself
Kris is just Different in the best way and she is the BEST❤❤❤
Even tho I'm In pj's lol
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
People may look at me like I’m crazy, but I am so jokes on them 😂 Love you Kris❤
trying to out-do you, kris? haha… not me… (watches kris’s videos while sitting on the bathmat after showering because towels feel weird)
Jay's character work as your PR rep, as the youth say, absolutely sent me. Always a class act here on the Kallmekris channel. Five stars. Would recommend.
i love how kris compliments us every video, shes so kind
She said she likes my pjs 😂
Guards! 😂
I love these vids, Kris is a gem and so damn funny
LMAO! I laughed so hard when you mocked that dude filming with his tongue out. 😂😂
4:22 Well that's the question of the day now.
2:54 Jay got promoted!! 😂
Finally!
When she was complementing our outfits I was wearing a towel 😂
We should appreciate kris for giving us compliments everyday and making us feel better we should also start to give her compliment . love u kris
She's the most sweetest YT content creator ever 😭
@@infamouswickedjokestar IKR
@@lillyhearts6846 TRULY YES
Kris makes me sooooooo happy, I'm sure it's not only me. I can't go a week without watching her videos. Keep up the good work Kris 👍
Her content is simply amazing & her humor is simply hilarious 👌
“ITS REAL” frozen memories activated
"Excuse me while I go down to meet him again, What is wrong with me" is my new favorite everything
1:53 best moment ever recorded on KZhead, you take the W on this one Kris
Couldn't agree more. I was dying when she did that LOL. I literally fell off my bed laughing 🤣
Seeing Kris’s face and hearing her funny jokes makes my day ❤ she’s so lovely, and her compliments and funny energy remind me that there are nice people in the world and she is definitely one of them xx
"I like the outfit you've chosen." Meanwhile me in a plain white t-shirt and shorts at 2:30 in the morning 😂 (I appreciate it, thanks kris for always complimenting us!!)
4:41 i love how jay is just casually exposing Kris for doing a baby voiceover😂😂
2:05 As an emo, that is extremely cringey. I seriously love the new hair. Orange is perfect on you- Screw it you look perfect in everything. You’re so beautiful, funny, and just amazing! I love you Kris!!!!
I just had a bad day today with school and homophobic parents, but Kris always makes everything feel better. She’s like a friend that’s always there to cheer you up. So, cheers, Kris!
I'm sorry your going through this but you can do it you are amazing
I’m sorry sweetie. That’s really rough. Just remember, the roller coaster can only dip so low before it starts to go up again. You’ll be grown with your own family before you know it ❤❤❤❤ I am a parent of a 16 yo and I approve your message.
I'm not gay or lesbian or trans but I can relate to homophobuc parents
@@halfdeceased5829 I’m scared now
@@halfdeceased5829 ummm
With the accent at the beginning Kris needs to say "hip hip"😂
i'm rewatching all of kris's old videos, and came back to this one and almost cried at the compliment because she called me dashing and as a trans dude that made me so happy D:
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!
@@milostinkybreath5182 Aww THANK YOU MILO YOUR SO SWEET 💟💟
In the most polite way possible: KRIS YOU HAVE CAKE (9:18)
Facts
Respectfully
"People may look at me like I'm crazy, but I am so jokes on them." -Kallmekris 0:48
Every day when I am watching your videos I just cant stop laughing. Now I'm sick and you make me feel better. Thanks Kris 🐸
*me wearing the most mismatched pjamas* "why thank you" (in relaity i love it lol XD, makes my day so much better)
00:25 “Queen kallmekris” - Your Highness, your humble servant awaits your orders. (a bit too much of “the crown”, I guess….😂)
8:25 I remember seeing this TikTok. I think the deal was that the person chris is talking to came out as trans and the family did not approve.
That intro. Girl i was wearing sweat pants and a shirt 5x larger than the correct size and my hair could inhabit birds. I could never outdo the best.
The CRIIIIINGE! I respect Kris for not leaving the room the entire video.
Who else just loves Kris’s accents 😂❤
me 😅
Me
She needs to make a character with the crown accent
smooth transitions, singing, dancing or joking, anything that makes you happy... it's always great. you have a huge talent. these videos please me the most!💋 our attention is completely yours.
Kallmekris is the most happy, joyful content creator I've seen on YT 😭🫢❤️
8:45 Istg my boyfriend has just gotten so used to me painting his nails that I'll come running in the room and he'll just f#ckin' hand his hands over😂🖐️
It's 10 PM and I'm laying in the dark on the couch eating straight out of the peanut butter jar. I'm happy.
The types of British accents that Kris can do is so freaking immaculate I love her so much.
At 8:08, in my opinion, it's about a trans guy (started female, now male) and it's 10000% NOT CRINGE. Support trans men being men
Mhm! I just don’t think she knew lol
At the exact moment you punched, an ad played from genshin "he won't do that again" was the first thing she said and im dying 😂😂😂
That punch is legendary.
"People may think I'm crazy, but I am, joke's on them" I'm rolling, I had to pause the video 🤣
This video was everything I didn't know I needed today. Thank you. I smiled, I laughed, I clapped, and I cringed. It's a sick day for me, and this truly did bring me some much needed joy. Hope everyone gets more joy and less ick today! Kris, hope making this video made you smile too, we love you and also wish you great happiness. "We" as in all your viewers, not saying I have more the one personality.... Though now maybe they will all look at me like I'm crazy, jokes on them... I am. Lol. Sorry about the cringe comment, but ya know... Sickly brain.
Someone needs to make a compilation of kris’s intros, if someone does/has I will watch them everyday in the morning 😂
“I love the outfit you’ve chosen” well thx. But i’m not wearing anything-
7:34 the abrupt change in video type made me wanna cry💀😭
I love how she complements us even though im in my bed in a blanket not even in clothes.
The best outfit!
"very fitted, very pretty." Me in pajama pants and a hoodie the size of my house:
"I'm not saying I would beat my kid, ok. I'm just saying I would beat my kid." had me cracking up
Kris never fails to put a smile on peoples faces. Thanks for everything you do and the time u put into making videos for us 😊
8:03 just to clarify the start of the TikTok was cut off, this was a trans support video for a trans boy, not a girl wearing a jacket.
:o
THE FACEBOOK MOM PROFILE ANGLE IS SO ACCURATE STOP 💀 MY MOM ALWAYS TAKEs PICTURES LIKE THAT 😭
"Brad are you making a thirst trap again" got me😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love how kris always compliments us before she threatens us. 😂 the whole time tho I couldn’t stop thinking about how she’s like ‘I love your outfit’ but I’m over here in dirty nasty scrubs smelling like sweat and looking like a chicken nugget 😂
LOL im laughing so friggin hard rn- 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sameee
Choose something nobody likes! Chicken nuggets.. everybody loves, man. U slay as a chicken nugget. Feel tha luv! 😊 😋