So I've been thinking about this for a while, and it's time for a change.
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"I'm tired of getting drunk....", that's when I knew he was joking.
@fishbed3805Ай бұрын
😂😂👍🏻🍻🍻
@PappaBear_ytАй бұрын
Like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DRINKER lol
@cabnbeeschurgr6440Ай бұрын
I felt that when he pulled a Stuckmann
@KwisatzHaderach.22.Ай бұрын
Lol
@brickomediaАй бұрын
😂😂😂 that did throw me off! 😂😂😂
@djelliott4524Ай бұрын
I didn't check the date before clicking this video.... Damn good prank.
@iraqifoodcart8447Ай бұрын
I’ve been bamboozled by KZhead-ites all day and yet was also bamboozled by this somehow.
@lostcauselancer333Ай бұрын
I was full on believing it
@FlitalidapouetАй бұрын
It fooled me for a couple of seconds.
@leonardodavi2695Ай бұрын
Got me too, bro. 😂😂
@bandman83Ай бұрын
He had me too, not gonna lie 😂
@travonarmstrong6093Ай бұрын
Watching this on April 5th, far enough from April fool’s day to make it believable. You got me.
@alexlowe6511Ай бұрын
Same 😂
@jackus1201Ай бұрын
I was just writing almost word for word the same thing when I saw this comment... I mean I kept expecting a twist, but had completely forgotten April fools had happened
@SturmRattАй бұрын
Me too! LOL
@wesleytrott6397Ай бұрын
Same
@BoosharooАй бұрын
Was the 3rd for me here in UK, and I was genuinely tearing up, ngl. Fucker!
@rebbelwivcauseАй бұрын
Can I just say that the fact that this video is exactly 4 minutes and 01 seconds long is just *chef's kiss*. Well played, Drinker.
@ThePatternerАй бұрын
🫡
@williamcaseywells604Ай бұрын
Oh, I didn’t even notice that! Good eye
@honest_EАй бұрын
What's the significance of 4:01?
@VENOM-cj1ndАй бұрын
@@VENOM-cj1nd In the USA, it's the date format for April 1st (which we write as 04/01)
@tsugamblerАй бұрын
@@VENOM-cj1nd 1st of april when you write dates the weird way :D. But then again a 1:04 minutes long video would not hit the same way!
@b4sili0Ай бұрын
Wow this video has better acting, character development, soundtrack, and emotional beats than most Netflix or Disney shows. Well done!!
@bigdreams5554Ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIPАй бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIPАй бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIPАй бұрын
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
@AltVIPАй бұрын
Damn bro wipe ur mouth when ur done
@lewdleaf4975Ай бұрын
You will be sorely missed Drinker. Thank you for everything. See you next week or so.
@azuresquall5207Ай бұрын
@TripieRedd Are you a moron?
@KenwayJoelАй бұрын
Yeah! When he stops sobering up and gets a few shots in
@kalisaken6763Ай бұрын
@TripieReddno shit Sherlock
@Sillimant_Ай бұрын
@Sillimant_ to be fair, his perception of the context is just as real as Sherlock's
@__jonbud______________________Ай бұрын
@TripieRedd Whooshed kinda hard there, my man. That's what the second line was for.
@LockeNarsheАй бұрын
Holy shit, i believed the whole thing... I laughed so hard, such a relief knowing that you'll still be there. Thanks for all the great videos. Bottoms up!
@virgilesubi4life939Ай бұрын
This video won't be a joke anymore if he gets too busy writing or filmmaking
@MisterWonkaАй бұрын
You bastard. I was _going_ to say, some of your best work hasnt been the critiques, but rather the videos you've made (for example) on what heroes are and why they're important. I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression. Mock me if you so desire, but you've written some powerful, inspiring stuff. Glad to know I was bamboozled with this video.
@mordengrey6423Ай бұрын
"I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression" Mind sharing what that was you quoted to those friends?
@coldblackiceАй бұрын
@@coldblackice Please!
@yourstateofsoul9163Ай бұрын
Good April Fools
@basedarkane717Ай бұрын
Joke's on him I'm in Australia and it's April 2.
@markcostello5120Ай бұрын
Genius
@xcyoteexАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
@mrkojak-ci1zmАй бұрын
Almost made a lot of fat middle aged men with 1k sub channels who do nothing but make videos hating Drinker, Nerdrotic etc extremely happy.... Almost 😂
@Steiner_Math_141Ай бұрын
Spoiled the damn video
@braxtonslack5812Ай бұрын
That was the first time that I’ve been ‘ got’ with an April Fool’s trick, and I’m 74 years old! Brilliant!
@paullonergan6803Ай бұрын
Me too, phew.
@Nickydo111Ай бұрын
Me too, and I'm 168!
@EvenTheDogAgreesАй бұрын
Forgotten weapons video last year was what got me for the first time.
@steamroller8773Ай бұрын
Nah, man, you just forgot all the other times because you're so old! 😂 Anyway, at age 54 myself... Wait, I lost my train of thought. What were you saying? What was I saying?
@SteelMomentsАй бұрын
The background music should have been an immediate clue, but I still fell for his sobless story. Sign-O-the-Times, but well played by The Drinker :)
@zeeglu6663Ай бұрын
This is a better story than Hollywood has produced in many year. I salute your brilliance!!!
@balazraАй бұрын
that's not particularly difficult to pull off
@killerclone2177Ай бұрын
Watching this two weeks after it was uploaded, and forgetting what day it was 2 weeks ago... Oscar performance good sir! You had me going there, I nearly shed a tear
@MrCunningham428 күн бұрын
I knew this wasn't real when Drinker didn't thank Tatiana in the acknowledgements 😂
@X525CrossfireАй бұрын
😁😁😆😆😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
@random22026Ай бұрын
Drinker, you magnificent bastard, you almost had me. I bit for about 15 seconds, before I realized what day it was. Maybe you are a drunken Scotsman, but you truly do fight the good fight. Even if we disagree on the last two Ghostbuster movies, you are still needed. Warriors like you, MauLer, AZ, Doomcock. Someday, you really will hang 'em up for good. And you will be remembered as legends.
@specialk9424Ай бұрын
i couldn't resist but to read this in his drunker voice lol
@YeffRamosАй бұрын
Wait, you liked the last two Ghostbuster movies?
@anon_y_mousseАй бұрын
I believed it because of the Star Wars the acolyte critique. It sounds like he's given up on the hope, that Star Wars would be good again. Very fatalistic. Maybe this video here contains more truth than he wants to tell us😂
@HA-gu1qkАй бұрын
U like the last Ghostbusters? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
@OnyedikachiNnajiofor-kz8vtАй бұрын
Pride made me wait until today to admit, you got me - and I think of myself as a very skeptical viewer - you've got a gift . . !
@scottparson9631Ай бұрын
I was really bummed out at first. He's one of the best things on KZhead.
@Chrisfeb68Ай бұрын
This guy is a Legend
@tfr3nzy627Ай бұрын
He is Legend.
@RussellNelsonАй бұрын
He never misses
@LuisSierra42Ай бұрын
Think of the work it took to spoof us ALL. This vid is a testament to his mastery of mutiple crafts.
@Hanover_FistАй бұрын
"A man can be killed or destroyed. But if he makes himself more than just a man and becomes an ideal. He becomes something else entirely. A legend. " Ra's Al Ghul
@untouchable360xАй бұрын
He never asks you to like and subscribe. I seriously respect that. And no sponsored videos either. Few can resist such temptations.
@Blizofoz45Ай бұрын
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a thousand SJWs that were celebrating throughout most of this video cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@Red_FourАй бұрын
2016 called
@damnationdan5253Ай бұрын
Somehow drinker didn't retire.
@fulconandroadcone9488Ай бұрын
good one 😂
@priapulidaАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ajbones4207Ай бұрын
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Love your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@One-Ring-To-Rule-Them-AllАй бұрын
Thank you - you were one of my favorite channels. Best of luck with your movie and all other adventures in your future!!!
@shawnatucker9895Ай бұрын
Almost had me, Drinker-being a long time viewer and committed drunkard, however, I knew it couldn’t be so! Well done!! The updates on the film project are amazing!
@ddelong1000Ай бұрын
Well played, sir Drinker. Indeed--well played. I felt like I was attending a funeral for a minute there. What a relief.
@thirdgengtaАй бұрын
... same here. Absolutely. Greetings from Germany
@geriwan1Ай бұрын
Drinker, you've inspired me to follow in your footsteps and quit my job. Sure my children may have to go hungry for a while, but it's just not fun anymore. Thank you for giving me the courage to make this decision.
@drinkxyzАй бұрын
I hope you're joking. If you are a father you have a responsibility to care for you're family regardless of how hard it is. I'm not saying that you should give up on your dreams but putting your children in danger should not be acceptable no matter what. May God guide you in your life and may Jesus be your lord and savior.
@JohnDoe-df7blАй бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7blits april 1st you fool
@mohammadmirza84Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7bl 🤣
@kendonfahr8337Ай бұрын
I read that as sue your children
@stephen19590Ай бұрын
@@JohnDoe-df7bl please pray to God for a sense of humour.
@lukemclellan2141Ай бұрын
OMG Had me fooled! I was tearing up at the thought of it all being over (I watched it on April 7th). Well played, miestro, well played!
@DanStevenOfficialАй бұрын
You got me. Thanks for all the fun.
@hrfunkАй бұрын
The hit at Stuckmann must sting him like a thousand bees right now lol
@draxrdax7321Ай бұрын
Hahaha
@flonoiisana4647Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jennycoyle8204Ай бұрын
He’s just dying to get Stuckmannized
@johnochiltree1170Ай бұрын
Looks at Chris’ KZhead page. (2.4 million followers) He seems to be doing fine.
@bigguy4x418Ай бұрын
Even I needed some ice for that burn
@dickknubbler3481Ай бұрын
Actually teared up until the April Fools. You are an absolute bastard and I love you for it!! Cheers!🍻
@Mcluvin231Ай бұрын
If it weren't for the comments I would think this was real.
@archangel_joshАй бұрын
@@archangel_josh i did the mistake of watching the video without reading the comments 🙂
@arpitmishra3735Ай бұрын
I actually lol'ed. Had me scared for a minute. Hope there's more to come!!
@jordydemeyere5029Ай бұрын
Good luck, Man. I will miss you. Thanks for all of the content.
@YouTubeUserIDАй бұрын
You almost got me, Mr. Drinker. I panicked, clicked play, and then looked at the calendar. I'm thankful that my favorite drunken Scotsman who reviews movies is here for a while longer!
@donfisherjr.2404Ай бұрын
Same! 😂 I tapped, then remembered the day.
@ariannabloveАй бұрын
Don't leave me we can make this work it can be fun again. You bast@d you had me.
@bendavison5391Ай бұрын
Wow… it’s not often you get someone who is so sincere about their passion, and decides to end their journey on a high note rather than milking it dry. I’m gonna miss you, but I’ll always enjoy the old memories. Good luck to you! … … OH YOU INEBRIATED PIECE OF-
All your work is well received. I enjoyed every minute of it thanks and good luck in your next endeavor.
@richardmelady9705Ай бұрын
I can really tell which comments were posted before watching to the end
@anotherrandompersononthein8601Ай бұрын
You had me for just a moment, then I saw when you posted it. Good one CD!
@rafeo3777Ай бұрын
Packed more character development and humor in four minutes than Hollywood ever could pack into two or three hours...
@FrancisFjordCupolaАй бұрын
Watching from Australia where it's the 2nd already and didn't clock it. Shouted at my brother to come see and we paused it and had a heated winge about one of the last good creators signing off. You sly sauced bastard, hats off with love.
@danwartho4679Ай бұрын
Whatever a winge is ... 😂😂
@allbbqАй бұрын
Winge' in Australian dialect..' a moan, a cry, a sob, oh woah is me, a feeling of discontent, despair, why me???...@@allbbq
@plato9797Ай бұрын
@@allbbq Means having a Sook xD, I'm also from Australia and i knew april fools was over when i watched this but kinda fell for it because i can see how burnt out this dude gets over the current state of Media. Glad he's staying hope he takes a little break for himself though.
@jacob96014Ай бұрын
Yep from Aus too and he fkn got me............
@waffenconvertАй бұрын
@@jacob96014No, the original poster mispelled "Whinge".
@Autobot_MegatronАй бұрын
It’s May second and I’ve only been watching your videos for a short time now but they’re super entertaining and insightful so I was actually moved at the prospect of you calling it quits. Glad to see you’re going to keep at it
@chwiteboy13 күн бұрын
Oh my gosh the music choice is stellar for this.
@FQAN17Ай бұрын
I’m going to miss the amazing reviews and content you brought to this platform, every video was the pinnacle of jokes, editing, and writing. I always related to your takes on modern cinema and I’ll never forget you man🍻 Edit: GOD DAMN ITTTTTTT
@SLIMETHEKINGGАй бұрын
It's a prank. What's today's date?
@DanCooper404Ай бұрын
nah no way you fell for it cmon 💀
@b3njamMMVIIАй бұрын
You bought it hook, line and sinker
@MarvelMTsАй бұрын
@@MarvelMTs So did I. Well done!
@StefanAndresenАй бұрын
That feeling when finishing a video before commenting is important, heh.
@LockeNarsheАй бұрын
You beautiful bastard! You got me.😂 I was actually welling up with tears. Don't ever change. Much love all the way from Ethiopia 🇪🇹.
@samuelasnake3234Ай бұрын
Same, only I was starting to feel lost.😂😂😂
@MadaraUchiha-ly8wrАй бұрын
lol I'm glad I'm not the only one that fell for it
@richarddesilets4947Ай бұрын
If even Ethiopians fell for it then darn, the Drinker is good
@BooleanDisorderАй бұрын
Same, I was panicking though.
@xitaris5981Ай бұрын
@@BooleanDisorder @BooleanDisorder We don't use the Gregorian calendar in Ethiopia so I completely forgot it was the 1st of April. He almost ruined my night.
@samuelasnake3234Ай бұрын
That got me , felt a little sad I love listening to you on my long Drive from wales to England to see my kids . But happy it’s not the end
@davidkenny9417Ай бұрын
Damn, I just got back from a business trip from an Unnamed Country where KZhead is blocked and just clicked on the video without looking at the date it was posted. I was having severe depression until the very end! Brilliant!
@spsheadesАй бұрын
Damn you, you handsome bastard! You fooking got me, and my liver had a moment of hope. You were my introduction to the Fellowship Drinker and the reason I continue to live the purest hedonistic life of endless debauchery. 🍻🍻🍻
@mjuk1984Ай бұрын
😆
@dll7658Ай бұрын
Be in jail soon. That bill that come out on 1st will have him ... RIP free speech.
@armondtanzАй бұрын
I use your icon as my response whenever anyone asks how my day has been going when I’m on discord.
@schaddenkorp6977Ай бұрын
You ornery bastard, you. I knew it was not real! Finally, that exciting ornery Scottish eye got me. Hey! Not all Scots have onery wild eyes but all wild ornery eyed men are Scots.
@ailora2357Ай бұрын
You’d love Rekieta then, if you enjoy the *Hedonism II* lifestyle I mean😂
@Br1chtАй бұрын
From someone currently in Japan where this posted on 2 April (I live in the future), I'll admit it... you got me.
@walkermook9354Ай бұрын
Absolutely the same here in Oz, mate!! 😁☯️
@brianmacdougall9200Ай бұрын
Hey! I’m in Japan too! Good to know there’s another person of culture living here.
@crazypergyАй бұрын
Ahen he said tired of getting drunk you knew it was a joke
@WayStedYouАй бұрын
I am also in Japan lovely tochigi
@konakaucoffee1496Ай бұрын
Same lol. But then I realised it's probably still 1 Apr when he uploaded it.
@ascended1163Ай бұрын
I’m just now hearing this so was completely convinced. It was bitter sweet, cos the music 🎉
@bourbonernie953427 күн бұрын
A lot of us here simply wait to see Your review of a certain movie we plan to watch, and if review is bad, we trust it by default and skip that movie, and that means something. Thanks!
@zorangrubor2605Ай бұрын
Thank goodness for the end of the video. I was developing a very large drinker-shaped canyon in my heart! 🥺❤️😬🌹
@Seoulsearch616Ай бұрын
Same here. I’ve never been more glad to realize that I’d fallen for an April Fools Day prank.
@OneOclockSteveАй бұрын
Hook, line and sinker!! I was so relieved when I realised it was an April Fool. Channels like yours have never been more important. Thanks for all the great content.
@andyelton9714Ай бұрын
For decades I tried to improve so I wouldn't fall for April fools, but now I've realized I miss the experience.
@plasmaastronautАй бұрын
LOL I would have believed this. You're an awesome dude - keep on keepin' on! :D
@chknzgd137Ай бұрын
“Time for me to go away now” is something I thought I would never hear
@OmchiwichАй бұрын
Had me sad there for a while. Not gonna lie.
@mar10ssj1Ай бұрын
The instant I heard him say that, I checked the time marker. What?? Still a minute to go? Hold on a second... something smells fishy and it ain't Tatiana.
@davidanderson_surrey_bcАй бұрын
You got me. I was watching with an open mouth. Couldn't believe what I was hearing. Thank God for April 1st.
@aviadd843Ай бұрын
Imagine believing anything shocking on April first.
@ConradlovesjoyАй бұрын
This man actually got me, watching this on the 21th. The key and peele clip was my exact emotion
@demonwizard216224 күн бұрын
The twenty firth?
@jl311418 күн бұрын
you got me....until the end. Very well played, good Sir
@patherushАй бұрын
You're our favorite, Mr. Drinker. Cheers from Texas!
@caseytodd7632Ай бұрын
I got genuinely sad for a sec, things just wouldn't be the same without you, you magnificent bastard. Cheers! 🍻
@jasonsandoval9435Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 cheers mate 🍻
@IsaacMuntzАй бұрын
Amen! Amen! Amen! I got so much love for you my brother....do it! 😢😢😢 I saw this video you made coming home from work drinking vodka got into my room and cried watching this video you made because I'm going through some stuff in my personal life as well as being in agreement w your thoughts as well. You are the best and it breaks my heart I won't hear from you no more but as long as it works better for you....by all means, I hope the best for you my dude in this shitty world were living in❤🙏🤘
@metalmetalian6265Ай бұрын
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! This really bothered me, and then I looked at a calendar. Drinker, you got me!
@ralphkginorioАй бұрын
What a prank!! This is one of my favourite KZhead channels and would have definitely left a void in my life. Thank you for not jumping on the quilting KZhead trend.
@DrKaushikRamАй бұрын
I was full-on sad and depressed until the last bit. You are the only one who fooled me today. Your presentation is flawless, just like the reviews. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
@michaelchapman8193Ай бұрын
Love it! Thanks for the good times now and onwards.
@peterbrodersen4739Ай бұрын
For a moment there I turned into the blue-haired, hi-vis wearing person screaming at the sky, "Noooooooo!!!". Thankfully I watched to the end. You got me, you indispensable drunk bastard.
@TimParryfulАй бұрын
Holy crap. I went through all 5 stages of grief in the course of that 4 minute video. 😅 Good one, Drinker!
@Glendon34Ай бұрын
I was taken in too, til I read the first comment halfway through. I legit thought he was giving his liver a break when he said "I'm tired of drinking." Like, who wouldn't be? Liquor tastes nasty. I guess I am not part of the tradition of thousands of years that people have been imbibing fermented stuff.
@sheerbeautyАй бұрын
That's why we love him -- he's a great storyteller! He always gives us the alternate endings and 'obvious' missed opportunities. @sheerbeauty - hey, it might help to try the good stuff. Top shelf American bourbon, or a quality cocktail with excellent ingredients could change your mind!
@davidblack4426Ай бұрын
You wonderful bastard, you had me going there, I was about ready to raise my glass in a toast. Well played sir, a better plot twist than many recent movies.
@Rumjunkie176Ай бұрын
Aw, I will miss your videos but totally support you! Wish you all the best! Your fantastic and I wish I could have met you in person. Opps, wait what? I thought maybe it was good to end it all? You got me. Shoulda known.
@BayOctopusАй бұрын
HAHAHA... good one. I really enjoy your critiques, they're fun and informative. Keep on rockin'!!!
@gadgscoastguitars7494Ай бұрын
When I heard "Thats all I've got, time for me to go away now" I legit thought I was hearing this for the last time, and like watching the last minutes of Avengers Endgame I closed my eyes and a tear fell down my left cheek... Then I heard "happy April fools". I smiled, with my eyes still closed and whispered "Well played my intoxicated good sir, well played".
@SnowTheWeatherManАй бұрын
😬
@brankbrank6417Ай бұрын
Ditto. I love the Critical Drinker and felt an overwhelming sense of sadness until he said "happy April's fools"; then I laughed out loud. I'd rather be an April fool than see the demise of this channel. BTW, I live in New Zealand where April fool's was yesterday but good one, Critical Drinker!
@leoniepipe6910Ай бұрын
Interesting trick...you are able to cry out of just one eye. Cool.
@the_gilded_age_phoenix8717Ай бұрын
As soon as he started in on the "Now that I've made a short film, I don't want to shit on the work of others" bit, I got it. Not only was this brilliantly executed, but I love the sly dig at Chris Stuckmann going on there. Well played, Drinker. Well played. 🍻
@duaneullery2133Ай бұрын
What's it about with Stuckmann¿
@angelsjoker8190Ай бұрын
@@angelsjoker8190 He posted a video concerning Madame Web rambling about how he's not interested in giving a bad review because that's unfair to the people who made it and received major ( and, honestly, deserved) blowback from other KZhead content creators and the public for essentially toadying to the system because he just made a movie himself and is clearly trying not to ruffle any feathers. The problem is, his statement about that belies something vital to film criticism: Objectivity. If an individual is unwilling to acknowledge where w film steps wrong and instead only focuses on the good, not only is that a disservice to anyone watching or reading who is looking for some insight into whether the film is good or not, it's actually a disservice to the filmmakers and studios because they're not receiving honest feedback regarding the quality of their movies or television series. Take a look at arguably the best critic to ever be in the game: Roger Ebert. He frequently praised movies his mainstream contemporaries rejected outright ( Romero's Dawn of the Dead is a good example) and he also wasn't afraid to fully rip a terrible movie apart. Because being honest about his experience was literally his freaking job. Stuckmann essentially admitted in his video he's not going to aspire to that degree of honesty. It felt like that line in the Drinker's video here was a direct shot at that video and the flimsy reasoning behind it.
@duaneullery2133Ай бұрын
@@angelsjoker8190 I think Stuckman made a similar video and he actually started pursuing movie making and he stopped roasing movies. Now he only does positive reviews.
@in5n80Ай бұрын
@@in5n80 Ah, ok. Thanks. I've read somewhere else in the comments, it's gotten kind of to the level of beef and Drinker and his pals have extensively bashed Stuckman.
@angelsjoker8190Ай бұрын
Man... You had me at goodbye. I've been "away" for awhile, and seeing life through different lenses have me all up in my feels, I'm leaking. You are extremely talented, a Jedi of Jargon, and would be greatly missed. Keep grinding brother and may you live forever shiny and chrome.
@peterlong535519 күн бұрын
Thank you, Drinker. My introduction to you brought me to HBOs Chernobyl, one of the greatest productions I've seen in my life! ....oh, you bastard.... I dub thee Drinkin' Bastard!!
@crazyjaybe26 күн бұрын
April Fools
@cyberdarkturtle6971Ай бұрын
This guys job is literally drinking and talking. he isn't going anywhere lol
@SunnyLovettsАй бұрын
Thank you! I almost fell for that! Whew!
@ProLifeAtheistXXАй бұрын
Wait a minute he lives in scotland so that means its april 2nd for him 😢nevermind lol thats why you always finish the video before leaving a comment
@kevinbrace8941Ай бұрын
Can't trust anything today
@MumRahАй бұрын
It's almost the end of the day here and I completely forgot what day it was today.
@B-l-a-z-z-e-RАй бұрын
OMG! Good one. I'm 67 years old and I literally started tearing up before I realized it was a joke. I love your books and your content is my absolute #1 favorite. So glad you're not going anywhere! Please don't retire until after I die! LOL
@sjziembaАй бұрын
Live long, Internet stranger. Live long 🍻
@menelikjegnaАй бұрын
aye, wait until i die as well
@johnz0rxxxАй бұрын
Me too...like watching the ending of Shane or Lassy😂
@jayclark8284Ай бұрын
haha, fell for this like a complete sucker! In my defence, it's 5 April so my guard was down. Nice one CD!
@anth080Ай бұрын
Damn dude, that was the most heartfelt salute.
@Doc.McNastyАй бұрын
I must admit, you really had me going there, you manky Scottish bastard!! That was an excellent April Fool's gag, well-executed. I'm truly glad that you're *not* leaving. I (among many others, I have no doubt) would miss you terribly. Your work is first echelon, consistently both insightful and entertaining. I look forward to watching each and every video that you release. Thanks for doing what you do, and I hope you continue to enjoy doing it for at least however long I have left on this planet (FWIW, I turn 65 next month).
@gregwolkingАй бұрын
Long live to the drinker Happy future birthday Btw
@lunagomezreal9425Ай бұрын
@@lunagomezreal9425 Thank you!
@gregwolkingАй бұрын
I'm from Spain and here we don't have April's fools. I thought you meant it. I have been on the verge of calling my psychologist for going into depression. I'm glad you're still going strong and drunk!!!
@pabloc6283Ай бұрын
Let the tradition spread!!!!
@LexicommonzeroАй бұрын
Vaya, un español! Saludos desde México (casi me la creo también, jaja)
@akodaah13-e32Ай бұрын
Ahem... 28 December? El Día de los Santos Inocentes... no me digas q’s’ha perdío completamentementemente.
@MiguelFarahАй бұрын
Same here. It’s well into the second of April here and I forget the Poms and Yanks are on a time delay
@thomassmart4227Ай бұрын
Well that's because on April 1st 1572 the Spanish Duke Alva, (Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel) lost Brielle to the Watergeuzen during the 80 years war which is still celebrated in the Netherlands today, and you guys are just salty about it.
@yesiamarussianbot3076Ай бұрын
Nice meeting you, you have done an awesome job and thank you. You'll be missed.
@muertesoloАй бұрын
Really had me going there. I was already mentally preparing my heartfelt response. Laughed out loud, scaring and making the dog jump when Drinker said April fools. Admittedly forget today was even April 1st. Hell, I paid rent today, should've known. Anyway. Thanks for the gut laugh. Looking forward to many more from the legend himself; the Critical Drinker. Cheers.
@ubermalice9589Ай бұрын
He had be for a minute because we just hit April 2 here, It's late, I'm very tired and I overlooked the date he posted. Thus, guard was down for a bit. Only one that actually got me a bit! Also, gotta give the speech a personal merit award. For a fake, that was pretty deep...or shall we call it a...deepfake? :P
@ithink3979Ай бұрын
Same
@VargreАй бұрын
OH MY GODDDD! Never have I been so completely crushed and then immediately lifted back up! Lolololol good one, man!
@mattchewgallagher6671Ай бұрын
You confused the hell out of me. I just subscribed and thought -wtf? 😳But there are two new videos of yours already out. It was beautifully done though, it felt so real and emotional.
@foxlittleredfox2876Ай бұрын
This may have been a joke and I'm just catching this over a week later from the time you posted it. I do want to say thanks for all you've done. You've been one of the most reliable movie critics I've ever followed. Your assessments have been spot on.
@theriddleofsteel2479Ай бұрын
I was drafting the most heartfelt comment in my head while listening to this saying how it’s been an amazing ride with your most excellent criticism on movies! So relieved when you punked me at the end! 😂😂😂
@josephbowman1881Ай бұрын
Right there with you. Knowing that it would be lost in a sea of a million others never to be read, I still couldn't stop my mind from going through the emotional tones and what I would say. Thank God my wife didn't catch me crying. She _never_ would have let me live that one down.
@eamoniaАй бұрын
I was scared at first, but then I remembered that it’s April 1st. Good one, Lord Drinker. I’ll continuously support your endeavors, good sir.
@ianswinford5570Ай бұрын
I completely forgot it was April 1. I’m also an idiot though so there is that.
@mr.doctorcaptain1124Ай бұрын
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 It's fine. I'm sure he fooled a lot of us!
@ianswinford5570Ай бұрын
Thank you for your time and hard work.
@user-ih8hk8po7qАй бұрын
I love you man!! After listening to the end you cracked me up!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lindsaypickett6146Ай бұрын
played us like a damn fiddle! Thank you for your work from Portugal
@nunomiguel565Ай бұрын
Happy Thanksgiving!
@malzo1701Ай бұрын
And happy birthday to all 🍰
@Barbarossa_FАй бұрын
Really good, Drinker! You had me there. The delivery was so sincere I believed it.
@a_8850Ай бұрын
Scared the shit out of me! There were two other videos ahead, but I wasn't sure. That's an AWESOME April Fools prank!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I adore this man so much, and his rage at the new Indy movie was insane!
@CapedCrusader77Ай бұрын
Thanks, Drinker. We’re lucky to have you.👏🏻
@plakativ_bАй бұрын
He got me in the first few seconds. Should've left out the last part about this being a joke. Then a few days from now he'd just keep uploading, making his haters lose their minds.
@DesertStateNevadaАй бұрын
You got me all up in my feelings for a second! This made me realize how even more important what you do is. Thank you. I'm going away now!
@babajidebabalola327Ай бұрын
Thought it was a joke at first... then, I thought 'oh wow! he's serious... that's too bad! And then, relieved!... You got me! Look forward to seeing your next video!
@patriced8643Ай бұрын
The irony is after his Fallout Review this definitely seems more real.....
@delrachdubalАй бұрын
I was gutted to see the title. The sense of relief when realising was immense. God bless you Drinker.
@nickh8296Ай бұрын
I saw the title and thought “nooooo” but then realized what day it was
@sweetcinnamonpnchkinАй бұрын
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 😄
@nickh8296Ай бұрын
Damn even thoug i knew it was an April fools it realy touched my heart. Well played sir
@koljar1526Ай бұрын
I forget every year
@poppypollen4362Ай бұрын
You made me laugh in a very dark day for me, menacing to make it darker even. Thanks, and thanks for staying.
@juliohornosАй бұрын
I already wrote a heartfelt thank you. Well played.
@NoamKaiserАй бұрын
Was about a minute in before I remembered what day it is. Well done, Rinker, you magnificent bastard.
@rpick7546Ай бұрын
At least you remembered. I got pranked by my grandma shortly after I woke up and I still didn't remember.
@Frodo_ShagginsАй бұрын
I totally fell for it before I read the comments !!!!!
@randoir1863Ай бұрын
Its after 12 oclock tho.
@adammorris5104Ай бұрын
Wait till you hear about time zones ...
@MG-me7iwАй бұрын
He in Scotland, so GMT
@adammorris5104Ай бұрын
Totally believed it. Amazing how a little bit of truth can sell a lie. Drinker, I don't watch your videos to get angry, but to gain understanding. I think your videos help us understand what good storytelling is. You are teaching a generation of people younger that really good movies are worth finding and watching, even though you have to sift through a big pile of stuff to find them.
@jacobroebuck5648Ай бұрын
Well put and I agree 100
@Alan_EdwardsАй бұрын
That goes for modern music as well, but if you can't afford or utilize Sirius, you're stuck with either the shit or oldies.
@indy_go_blue6048Ай бұрын
Older people too.
@winstonsmith6826Ай бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048what nonsense... do you work for Sirius? You clearly haven't checked out spotify or even amazon...
@winstonsmith6826Ай бұрын
@@indy_go_blue6048and videogames as well.
@Kou69Ай бұрын
2/3's of the way through, I started to look for the date and do the count backwards to April Fools Day. You almost got me!
@kimpritchard4322Ай бұрын
Dude, I felt so sad watching this. Glad you arent going away
@muffinman15Ай бұрын
I haven't fallen for a good April fools since the days of EGM magazines. I genuinely forgot it was 4/1. Good on you sir.
@thisisjames4474Ай бұрын
I am super high right now and you totally got me, Drinker. I was in tears thinking about how I would never hear your beautiful, foulmouthed, Scottish voice ever again. From a stoner to a drinker, happy April Fools' Day!
@papabear2262Ай бұрын
I'm not even drunk or high and I figured it would be a joke, but it still brought me to tears.
@HerroEverynyanАй бұрын
I knew as soon as that inspirational cinematic track starting building up.
"I'm tired of getting drunk....", that's when I knew he was joking.
😂😂👍🏻🍻🍻
Like WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DRINKER lol
I felt that when he pulled a Stuckmann
Lol
😂😂😂 that did throw me off! 😂😂😂
I didn't check the date before clicking this video.... Damn good prank.
I’ve been bamboozled by KZhead-ites all day and yet was also bamboozled by this somehow.
I was full on believing it
It fooled me for a couple of seconds.
Got me too, bro. 😂😂
He had me too, not gonna lie 😂
Watching this on April 5th, far enough from April fool’s day to make it believable. You got me.
Same 😂
I was just writing almost word for word the same thing when I saw this comment... I mean I kept expecting a twist, but had completely forgotten April fools had happened
Me too! LOL
Same
Was the 3rd for me here in UK, and I was genuinely tearing up, ngl. Fucker!
Can I just say that the fact that this video is exactly 4 minutes and 01 seconds long is just *chef's kiss*. Well played, Drinker.
🫡
Oh, I didn’t even notice that! Good eye
What's the significance of 4:01?
@@VENOM-cj1nd In the USA, it's the date format for April 1st (which we write as 04/01)
@@VENOM-cj1nd 1st of april when you write dates the weird way :D. But then again a 1:04 minutes long video would not hit the same way!
Wow this video has better acting, character development, soundtrack, and emotional beats than most Netflix or Disney shows. Well done!!
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
WHO ASKED + UTTP IS BETTER
Damn bro wipe ur mouth when ur done
You will be sorely missed Drinker. Thank you for everything. See you next week or so.
@TripieRedd Are you a moron?
Yeah! When he stops sobering up and gets a few shots in
@TripieReddno shit Sherlock
@Sillimant_ to be fair, his perception of the context is just as real as Sherlock's
@TripieRedd Whooshed kinda hard there, my man. That's what the second line was for.
Holy shit, i believed the whole thing... I laughed so hard, such a relief knowing that you'll still be there. Thanks for all the great videos. Bottoms up!
This video won't be a joke anymore if he gets too busy writing or filmmaking
You bastard. I was _going_ to say, some of your best work hasnt been the critiques, but rather the videos you've made (for example) on what heroes are and why they're important. I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression. Mock me if you so desire, but you've written some powerful, inspiring stuff. Glad to know I was bamboozled with this video.
"I can't count how many times I've quoted one in particular to friends struggling with depression" Mind sharing what that was you quoted to those friends?
@@coldblackice Please!
Good April Fools
Joke's on him I'm in Australia and it's April 2.
Genius
😂😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍
Almost made a lot of fat middle aged men with 1k sub channels who do nothing but make videos hating Drinker, Nerdrotic etc extremely happy.... Almost 😂
Spoiled the damn video
That was the first time that I’ve been ‘ got’ with an April Fool’s trick, and I’m 74 years old! Brilliant!
Me too, phew.
Me too, and I'm 168!
Forgotten weapons video last year was what got me for the first time.
Nah, man, you just forgot all the other times because you're so old! 😂 Anyway, at age 54 myself... Wait, I lost my train of thought. What were you saying? What was I saying?
The background music should have been an immediate clue, but I still fell for his sobless story. Sign-O-the-Times, but well played by The Drinker :)
This is a better story than Hollywood has produced in many year. I salute your brilliance!!!
that's not particularly difficult to pull off
Watching this two weeks after it was uploaded, and forgetting what day it was 2 weeks ago... Oscar performance good sir! You had me going there, I nearly shed a tear
I knew this wasn't real when Drinker didn't thank Tatiana in the acknowledgements 😂
😁😁😆😆😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
Drinker, you magnificent bastard, you almost had me. I bit for about 15 seconds, before I realized what day it was. Maybe you are a drunken Scotsman, but you truly do fight the good fight. Even if we disagree on the last two Ghostbuster movies, you are still needed. Warriors like you, MauLer, AZ, Doomcock. Someday, you really will hang 'em up for good. And you will be remembered as legends.
i couldn't resist but to read this in his drunker voice lol
Wait, you liked the last two Ghostbuster movies?
I believed it because of the Star Wars the acolyte critique. It sounds like he's given up on the hope, that Star Wars would be good again. Very fatalistic. Maybe this video here contains more truth than he wants to tell us😂
U like the last Ghostbusters? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Pride made me wait until today to admit, you got me - and I think of myself as a very skeptical viewer - you've got a gift . . !
I was really bummed out at first. He's one of the best things on KZhead.
This guy is a Legend
He is Legend.
He never misses
Think of the work it took to spoof us ALL. This vid is a testament to his mastery of mutiple crafts.
"A man can be killed or destroyed. But if he makes himself more than just a man and becomes an ideal. He becomes something else entirely. A legend. " Ra's Al Ghul
He never asks you to like and subscribe. I seriously respect that. And no sponsored videos either. Few can resist such temptations.
I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if a thousand SJWs that were celebrating throughout most of this video cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
2016 called
Somehow drinker didn't retire.
good one 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@fulconandroadcone9488 Love your comment 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you - you were one of my favorite channels. Best of luck with your movie and all other adventures in your future!!!
Almost had me, Drinker-being a long time viewer and committed drunkard, however, I knew it couldn’t be so! Well done!! The updates on the film project are amazing!
Well played, sir Drinker. Indeed--well played. I felt like I was attending a funeral for a minute there. What a relief.
... same here. Absolutely. Greetings from Germany
Drinker, you've inspired me to follow in your footsteps and quit my job. Sure my children may have to go hungry for a while, but it's just not fun anymore. Thank you for giving me the courage to make this decision.
I hope you're joking. If you are a father you have a responsibility to care for you're family regardless of how hard it is. I'm not saying that you should give up on your dreams but putting your children in danger should not be acceptable no matter what. May God guide you in your life and may Jesus be your lord and savior.
@@JohnDoe-df7blits april 1st you fool
@@JohnDoe-df7bl 🤣
I read that as sue your children
@@JohnDoe-df7bl please pray to God for a sense of humour.
OMG Had me fooled! I was tearing up at the thought of it all being over (I watched it on April 7th). Well played, miestro, well played!
You got me. Thanks for all the fun.
The hit at Stuckmann must sting him like a thousand bees right now lol
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s just dying to get Stuckmannized
Looks at Chris’ KZhead page. (2.4 million followers) He seems to be doing fine.
Even I needed some ice for that burn
Actually teared up until the April Fools. You are an absolute bastard and I love you for it!! Cheers!🍻
If it weren't for the comments I would think this was real.
@@archangel_josh i did the mistake of watching the video without reading the comments 🙂
I actually lol'ed. Had me scared for a minute. Hope there's more to come!!
Good luck, Man. I will miss you. Thanks for all of the content.
You almost got me, Mr. Drinker. I panicked, clicked play, and then looked at the calendar. I'm thankful that my favorite drunken Scotsman who reviews movies is here for a while longer!
Same! 😂 I tapped, then remembered the day.
Don't leave me we can make this work it can be fun again. You bast@d you had me.
Wow… it’s not often you get someone who is so sincere about their passion, and decides to end their journey on a high note rather than milking it dry. I’m gonna miss you, but I’ll always enjoy the old memories. Good luck to you! … … OH YOU INEBRIATED PIECE OF-
No, it won’t be fine!
Ah yes… that’s definitely shite… you sunnuvabitch. Stay awesome bro ✌🏼
All your work is well received. I enjoyed every minute of it thanks and good luck in your next endeavor.
I can really tell which comments were posted before watching to the end
You had me for just a moment, then I saw when you posted it. Good one CD!
Packed more character development and humor in four minutes than Hollywood ever could pack into two or three hours...
Watching from Australia where it's the 2nd already and didn't clock it. Shouted at my brother to come see and we paused it and had a heated winge about one of the last good creators signing off. You sly sauced bastard, hats off with love.
Whatever a winge is ... 😂😂
Winge' in Australian dialect..' a moan, a cry, a sob, oh woah is me, a feeling of discontent, despair, why me???...@@allbbq
@@allbbq Means having a Sook xD, I'm also from Australia and i knew april fools was over when i watched this but kinda fell for it because i can see how burnt out this dude gets over the current state of Media. Glad he's staying hope he takes a little break for himself though.
Yep from Aus too and he fkn got me............
@@jacob96014No, the original poster mispelled "Whinge".
It’s May second and I’ve only been watching your videos for a short time now but they’re super entertaining and insightful so I was actually moved at the prospect of you calling it quits. Glad to see you’re going to keep at it
Oh my gosh the music choice is stellar for this.
I’m going to miss the amazing reviews and content you brought to this platform, every video was the pinnacle of jokes, editing, and writing. I always related to your takes on modern cinema and I’ll never forget you man🍻 Edit: GOD DAMN ITTTTTTT
It's a prank. What's today's date?
nah no way you fell for it cmon 💀
You bought it hook, line and sinker
@@MarvelMTs So did I. Well done!
That feeling when finishing a video before commenting is important, heh.
You beautiful bastard! You got me.😂 I was actually welling up with tears. Don't ever change. Much love all the way from Ethiopia 🇪🇹.
Same, only I was starting to feel lost.😂😂😂
lol I'm glad I'm not the only one that fell for it
If even Ethiopians fell for it then darn, the Drinker is good
Same, I was panicking though.
@@BooleanDisorder @BooleanDisorder We don't use the Gregorian calendar in Ethiopia so I completely forgot it was the 1st of April. He almost ruined my night.
That got me , felt a little sad I love listening to you on my long Drive from wales to England to see my kids . But happy it’s not the end
Damn, I just got back from a business trip from an Unnamed Country where KZhead is blocked and just clicked on the video without looking at the date it was posted. I was having severe depression until the very end! Brilliant!
Damn you, you handsome bastard! You fooking got me, and my liver had a moment of hope. You were my introduction to the Fellowship Drinker and the reason I continue to live the purest hedonistic life of endless debauchery. 🍻🍻🍻
😆
Be in jail soon. That bill that come out on 1st will have him ... RIP free speech.
I use your icon as my response whenever anyone asks how my day has been going when I’m on discord.
You ornery bastard, you. I knew it was not real! Finally, that exciting ornery Scottish eye got me. Hey! Not all Scots have onery wild eyes but all wild ornery eyed men are Scots.
You’d love Rekieta then, if you enjoy the *Hedonism II* lifestyle I mean😂
From someone currently in Japan where this posted on 2 April (I live in the future), I'll admit it... you got me.
Absolutely the same here in Oz, mate!! 😁☯️
Hey! I’m in Japan too! Good to know there’s another person of culture living here.
Ahen he said tired of getting drunk you knew it was a joke
I am also in Japan lovely tochigi
Same lol. But then I realised it's probably still 1 Apr when he uploaded it.
I’m just now hearing this so was completely convinced. It was bitter sweet, cos the music 🎉
A lot of us here simply wait to see Your review of a certain movie we plan to watch, and if review is bad, we trust it by default and skip that movie, and that means something. Thanks!
Thank goodness for the end of the video. I was developing a very large drinker-shaped canyon in my heart! 🥺❤️😬🌹
Same here. I’ve never been more glad to realize that I’d fallen for an April Fools Day prank.
Hook, line and sinker!! I was so relieved when I realised it was an April Fool. Channels like yours have never been more important. Thanks for all the great content.
For decades I tried to improve so I wouldn't fall for April fools, but now I've realized I miss the experience.
LOL I would have believed this. You're an awesome dude - keep on keepin' on! :D
“Time for me to go away now” is something I thought I would never hear
Had me sad there for a while. Not gonna lie.
The instant I heard him say that, I checked the time marker. What?? Still a minute to go? Hold on a second... something smells fishy and it ain't Tatiana.
You got me. I was watching with an open mouth. Couldn't believe what I was hearing. Thank God for April 1st.
Imagine believing anything shocking on April first.
This man actually got me, watching this on the 21th. The key and peele clip was my exact emotion
The twenty firth?
you got me....until the end. Very well played, good Sir
You're our favorite, Mr. Drinker. Cheers from Texas!
I got genuinely sad for a sec, things just wouldn't be the same without you, you magnificent bastard. Cheers! 🍻
😂😂😂😂😂😂 cheers mate 🍻
Amen! Amen! Amen! I got so much love for you my brother....do it! 😢😢😢 I saw this video you made coming home from work drinking vodka got into my room and cried watching this video you made because I'm going through some stuff in my personal life as well as being in agreement w your thoughts as well. You are the best and it breaks my heart I won't hear from you no more but as long as it works better for you....by all means, I hope the best for you my dude in this shitty world were living in❤🙏🤘
HAPPY APRIL FOOL'S DAY! This really bothered me, and then I looked at a calendar. Drinker, you got me!
What a prank!! This is one of my favourite KZhead channels and would have definitely left a void in my life. Thank you for not jumping on the quilting KZhead trend.
I was full-on sad and depressed until the last bit. You are the only one who fooled me today. Your presentation is flawless, just like the reviews. SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND
Love it! Thanks for the good times now and onwards.
For a moment there I turned into the blue-haired, hi-vis wearing person screaming at the sky, "Noooooooo!!!". Thankfully I watched to the end. You got me, you indispensable drunk bastard.
Holy crap. I went through all 5 stages of grief in the course of that 4 minute video. 😅 Good one, Drinker!
I was taken in too, til I read the first comment halfway through. I legit thought he was giving his liver a break when he said "I'm tired of drinking." Like, who wouldn't be? Liquor tastes nasty. I guess I am not part of the tradition of thousands of years that people have been imbibing fermented stuff.
That's why we love him -- he's a great storyteller! He always gives us the alternate endings and 'obvious' missed opportunities. @sheerbeauty - hey, it might help to try the good stuff. Top shelf American bourbon, or a quality cocktail with excellent ingredients could change your mind!
You wonderful bastard, you had me going there, I was about ready to raise my glass in a toast. Well played sir, a better plot twist than many recent movies.
Aw, I will miss your videos but totally support you! Wish you all the best! Your fantastic and I wish I could have met you in person. Opps, wait what? I thought maybe it was good to end it all? You got me. Shoulda known.
HAHAHA... good one. I really enjoy your critiques, they're fun and informative. Keep on rockin'!!!
When I heard "Thats all I've got, time for me to go away now" I legit thought I was hearing this for the last time, and like watching the last minutes of Avengers Endgame I closed my eyes and a tear fell down my left cheek... Then I heard "happy April fools". I smiled, with my eyes still closed and whispered "Well played my intoxicated good sir, well played".
😬
Ditto. I love the Critical Drinker and felt an overwhelming sense of sadness until he said "happy April's fools"; then I laughed out loud. I'd rather be an April fool than see the demise of this channel. BTW, I live in New Zealand where April fool's was yesterday but good one, Critical Drinker!
Interesting trick...you are able to cry out of just one eye. Cool.
As soon as he started in on the "Now that I've made a short film, I don't want to shit on the work of others" bit, I got it. Not only was this brilliantly executed, but I love the sly dig at Chris Stuckmann going on there. Well played, Drinker. Well played. 🍻
What's it about with Stuckmann¿
@@angelsjoker8190 He posted a video concerning Madame Web rambling about how he's not interested in giving a bad review because that's unfair to the people who made it and received major ( and, honestly, deserved) blowback from other KZhead content creators and the public for essentially toadying to the system because he just made a movie himself and is clearly trying not to ruffle any feathers. The problem is, his statement about that belies something vital to film criticism: Objectivity. If an individual is unwilling to acknowledge where w film steps wrong and instead only focuses on the good, not only is that a disservice to anyone watching or reading who is looking for some insight into whether the film is good or not, it's actually a disservice to the filmmakers and studios because they're not receiving honest feedback regarding the quality of their movies or television series. Take a look at arguably the best critic to ever be in the game: Roger Ebert. He frequently praised movies his mainstream contemporaries rejected outright ( Romero's Dawn of the Dead is a good example) and he also wasn't afraid to fully rip a terrible movie apart. Because being honest about his experience was literally his freaking job. Stuckmann essentially admitted in his video he's not going to aspire to that degree of honesty. It felt like that line in the Drinker's video here was a direct shot at that video and the flimsy reasoning behind it.
@@angelsjoker8190 I think Stuckman made a similar video and he actually started pursuing movie making and he stopped roasing movies. Now he only does positive reviews.
@@in5n80 Ah, ok. Thanks. I've read somewhere else in the comments, it's gotten kind of to the level of beef and Drinker and his pals have extensively bashed Stuckman.
Man... You had me at goodbye. I've been "away" for awhile, and seeing life through different lenses have me all up in my feels, I'm leaking. You are extremely talented, a Jedi of Jargon, and would be greatly missed. Keep grinding brother and may you live forever shiny and chrome.
Thank you, Drinker. My introduction to you brought me to HBOs Chernobyl, one of the greatest productions I've seen in my life! ....oh, you bastard.... I dub thee Drinkin' Bastard!!
April Fools
This guys job is literally drinking and talking. he isn't going anywhere lol
Thank you! I almost fell for that! Whew!
Wait a minute he lives in scotland so that means its april 2nd for him 😢nevermind lol thats why you always finish the video before leaving a comment
Can't trust anything today
It's almost the end of the day here and I completely forgot what day it was today.
OMG! Good one. I'm 67 years old and I literally started tearing up before I realized it was a joke. I love your books and your content is my absolute #1 favorite. So glad you're not going anywhere! Please don't retire until after I die! LOL
Live long, Internet stranger. Live long 🍻
aye, wait until i die as well
Me too...like watching the ending of Shane or Lassy😂
haha, fell for this like a complete sucker! In my defence, it's 5 April so my guard was down. Nice one CD!
Damn dude, that was the most heartfelt salute.
I must admit, you really had me going there, you manky Scottish bastard!! That was an excellent April Fool's gag, well-executed. I'm truly glad that you're *not* leaving. I (among many others, I have no doubt) would miss you terribly. Your work is first echelon, consistently both insightful and entertaining. I look forward to watching each and every video that you release. Thanks for doing what you do, and I hope you continue to enjoy doing it for at least however long I have left on this planet (FWIW, I turn 65 next month).
Long live to the drinker Happy future birthday Btw
@@lunagomezreal9425 Thank you!
I'm from Spain and here we don't have April's fools. I thought you meant it. I have been on the verge of calling my psychologist for going into depression. I'm glad you're still going strong and drunk!!!
Let the tradition spread!!!!
Vaya, un español! Saludos desde México (casi me la creo también, jaja)
Ahem... 28 December? El Día de los Santos Inocentes... no me digas q’s’ha perdío completamentementemente.
Same here. It’s well into the second of April here and I forget the Poms and Yanks are on a time delay
Well that's because on April 1st 1572 the Spanish Duke Alva, (Fernando Álvarez de Toledo y Pimentel) lost Brielle to the Watergeuzen during the 80 years war which is still celebrated in the Netherlands today, and you guys are just salty about it.
Nice meeting you, you have done an awesome job and thank you. You'll be missed.
Really had me going there. I was already mentally preparing my heartfelt response. Laughed out loud, scaring and making the dog jump when Drinker said April fools. Admittedly forget today was even April 1st. Hell, I paid rent today, should've known. Anyway. Thanks for the gut laugh. Looking forward to many more from the legend himself; the Critical Drinker. Cheers.
He had be for a minute because we just hit April 2 here, It's late, I'm very tired and I overlooked the date he posted. Thus, guard was down for a bit. Only one that actually got me a bit! Also, gotta give the speech a personal merit award. For a fake, that was pretty deep...or shall we call it a...deepfake? :P
Same
OH MY GODDDD! Never have I been so completely crushed and then immediately lifted back up! Lolololol good one, man!
You confused the hell out of me. I just subscribed and thought -wtf? 😳But there are two new videos of yours already out. It was beautifully done though, it felt so real and emotional.
This may have been a joke and I'm just catching this over a week later from the time you posted it. I do want to say thanks for all you've done. You've been one of the most reliable movie critics I've ever followed. Your assessments have been spot on.
I was drafting the most heartfelt comment in my head while listening to this saying how it’s been an amazing ride with your most excellent criticism on movies! So relieved when you punked me at the end! 😂😂😂
Right there with you. Knowing that it would be lost in a sea of a million others never to be read, I still couldn't stop my mind from going through the emotional tones and what I would say. Thank God my wife didn't catch me crying. She _never_ would have let me live that one down.
I was scared at first, but then I remembered that it’s April 1st. Good one, Lord Drinker. I’ll continuously support your endeavors, good sir.
I completely forgot it was April 1. I’m also an idiot though so there is that.
@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 It's fine. I'm sure he fooled a lot of us!
Thank you for your time and hard work.
I love you man!! After listening to the end you cracked me up!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
played us like a damn fiddle! Thank you for your work from Portugal
Happy Thanksgiving!
And happy birthday to all 🍰
Really good, Drinker! You had me there. The delivery was so sincere I believed it.
Scared the shit out of me! There were two other videos ahead, but I wasn't sure. That's an AWESOME April Fools prank!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂! I adore this man so much, and his rage at the new Indy movie was insane!
Thanks, Drinker. We’re lucky to have you.👏🏻
He got me in the first few seconds. Should've left out the last part about this being a joke. Then a few days from now he'd just keep uploading, making his haters lose their minds.
You got me all up in my feelings for a second! This made me realize how even more important what you do is. Thank you. I'm going away now!
Thought it was a joke at first... then, I thought 'oh wow! he's serious... that's too bad! And then, relieved!... You got me! Look forward to seeing your next video!
The irony is after his Fallout Review this definitely seems more real.....
I was gutted to see the title. The sense of relief when realising was immense. God bless you Drinker.
I saw the title and thought “nooooo” but then realized what day it was
@@sweetcinnamonpnchkin 😄
Damn even thoug i knew it was an April fools it realy touched my heart. Well played sir
I forget every year
You made me laugh in a very dark day for me, menacing to make it darker even. Thanks, and thanks for staying.
I already wrote a heartfelt thank you. Well played.
Was about a minute in before I remembered what day it is. Well done, Rinker, you magnificent bastard.
At least you remembered. I got pranked by my grandma shortly after I woke up and I still didn't remember.
I totally fell for it before I read the comments !!!!!
Its after 12 oclock tho.
Wait till you hear about time zones ...
He in Scotland, so GMT
Totally believed it. Amazing how a little bit of truth can sell a lie. Drinker, I don't watch your videos to get angry, but to gain understanding. I think your videos help us understand what good storytelling is. You are teaching a generation of people younger that really good movies are worth finding and watching, even though you have to sift through a big pile of stuff to find them.
Well put and I agree 100
That goes for modern music as well, but if you can't afford or utilize Sirius, you're stuck with either the shit or oldies.
Older people too.
@@indy_go_blue6048what nonsense... do you work for Sirius? You clearly haven't checked out spotify or even amazon...
@@indy_go_blue6048and videogames as well.
2/3's of the way through, I started to look for the date and do the count backwards to April Fools Day. You almost got me!
Dude, I felt so sad watching this. Glad you arent going away
I haven't fallen for a good April fools since the days of EGM magazines. I genuinely forgot it was 4/1. Good on you sir.
I am super high right now and you totally got me, Drinker. I was in tears thinking about how I would never hear your beautiful, foulmouthed, Scottish voice ever again. From a stoner to a drinker, happy April Fools' Day!
I'm not even drunk or high and I figured it would be a joke, but it still brought me to tears.
I knew as soon as that inspirational cinematic track starting building up.