Calls To Defund The Police Intensify While Trump Attacks Buffalo Man Assaulted By The Cops

2020 ж. 8 Мау.
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If and when President Trump addresses the nation regarding race and unity, it may be too little, too late for the millions who have already taken to the streets demanding justice for George Floyd and an end to systemic racism. #Colbert #StephenAtHome #Monologue
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  • So happy to see John out helping bring folks together even at protests with his musical talents.

    @nicknames5141@nicknames51414 жыл бұрын
    • Jon* lol. He said it perfectly. We have three choices for the election; Biden, Trump or apathy.

      @bsarioz@bsarioz4 жыл бұрын
    • Foreals, Stephen and Jon always using their abilities to spread positivity and awareness when we really need it. Some real living legends

      @rojoperro310@rojoperro3104 жыл бұрын
    • His words were beautiful and compassionate.

      @emptyvoices31@emptyvoices314 жыл бұрын
    • @Steven Majercak "Dems be like on forever vacation when they get elected" --- Well, thank God, tRump is working his fat ass off in office, huh? /s

      @o.b.7217@o.b.72174 жыл бұрын
    • @Steven Majercak you exhibit such a sad, sad case of terminal TDS, not to mention having debilitating BS, along with an unhealthy dose of braindead stupidity and vacuous idiocy. In other words, you're just another Trump supporter.

      @jsteel8288@jsteel82884 жыл бұрын
  • I hope that despicable tweet about Martin Gugino loses him every - single - senior citizen vote in the country!

    @JadeValour@JadeValour4 жыл бұрын
    • And hopefully that disgusting photosession at the church take loses him the votes of all Christians. False prophet stuff all around.

      @benjaminmadrigalperez9010@benjaminmadrigalperez90104 жыл бұрын
    • Pinning your hopes on old people? I wouldn't hold my breath.

      @sebastianelytron8450@sebastianelytron84504 жыл бұрын
    • The tweeting thing named trump seems to never reach his lowest low, no matter how much he strives for it. Because apparently it doesn't exist. And the GOP are cowards and hypocrites, enablers of an unhinged Monster in Chief, to not speak up against trump makes them as bad as him, if not worse. USA currently have an actual *ABOMINATION* in their white house. (Just try, for a second, to imagine Obama producing a tweet like that...)

      @camelshit-on-the-walls446@camelshit-on-the-walls4464 жыл бұрын
    • +Sebastian Elytron ~ I dunno, unless they're die-hard racists, their other alternative is also an old man, and one that hasn't dismissed state-funded elder abuse, defaming the victim. We can hope.

      @spammyhell6566@spammyhell65664 жыл бұрын
    • @@sebastianelytron8450 they weren't always old and who knows who they may have inspired.

      @lisarodriguez6966@lisarodriguez69664 жыл бұрын
  • God bless Jon Batiste! He's a national treasure.

    @katmcclaw817@katmcclaw8174 жыл бұрын
  • Fox and my one black friend was an underrated joke

    @stephenmitana@stephenmitana4 жыл бұрын
  • I'm so proud of Jon Batiste for bringing music to the march and lending his voice to the cause.

    @music_YT2023@music_YT20234 жыл бұрын
    • Never underestimate the Bard!

      @gatekeepingwarlock9604@gatekeepingwarlock96044 жыл бұрын
    • We have a trumpet man here in Seattle! Music at a protest is key✊✌️💜

      @sleeplessinseattle5160@sleeplessinseattle51604 жыл бұрын
    • "And we have to fight apathy, more than anything. And we have to fight for black lives. And right now, if we don't do that, nobody will. [...] we are. We are the chosen ones! We can change this!"

      @DanielPolanco@DanielPolanco4 жыл бұрын
    • he's quite cool. go john go

      @altitudeillume6729@altitudeillume67294 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, very proud of Jon -- and Mitt.

      @WendyBWilde@WendyBWilde4 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Batiste is such a gem!

    @michelleb7399@michelleb73994 жыл бұрын
    • He does shine brightly

      @4231jerome@4231jerome4 жыл бұрын
    • JB preaching the truth!! Vote. Vote, and VOTE!!!

      @plcmts17@plcmts174 жыл бұрын
    • And gorgeous to boot!

      @pennyfleming3006@pennyfleming30064 жыл бұрын
    • Hes amazing!!!!

      @beautifulwoman6744@beautifulwoman67444 жыл бұрын
    • He would be amazing to hang out with. I love him.

      @laurastevenson9380@laurastevenson93804 жыл бұрын
  • "Trump is thinking of replacing his son in law. We know, sir, we've seen the pictures." DAMN, I felt the heat from that burn.

    @ImmundaDeus@ImmundaDeus4 жыл бұрын
    • What? How is that a burn? Isn't it a stated fact?

      @SilverMe2004@SilverMe20044 жыл бұрын
    • 6:41

      @ryanallen863@ryanallen8633 жыл бұрын
    • @schwadaddy81 but isn't that just common knowledge?

      @SilverMe2004@SilverMe20043 жыл бұрын
    • Trumbo will fire his daughter's husband and do the job himself!!

      @kcgfy81@kcgfy813 жыл бұрын
  • If we don't stand up for others when their rights are being trampled. Who will stand up for you when its your rights they begin to trample?

    @MsBELLE7@MsBELLE74 жыл бұрын
    • First they came...

      @tobistein6639@tobistein66393 жыл бұрын
    • If your white no one will stand up for your rights!

      @joeal7286@joeal72863 жыл бұрын
    • @@joeal7286 bro the entire world got your back what do you mean? Overseas we're so sad about what your president is doing to your people no matter what colour you are. We don't give a shit we only see you as Americans.

      @hao9508@hao95083 жыл бұрын
    • @@joeal7286 First off, I feel like white men trying to be the victim is like watching your neighbour's house burn and insisting that everyone spray water on YOUR house, because it might catch fire and how dare people not pay attention to you for two seconds.... Second off, they do. All the time. It's called the justice system that, unlike for people of colour and assaulted women, will probably do just fine standing up for your rights. Anything beyond that...if you mean for nationwide protests to launch against the systemic oppression of white people....I think you might have the wrong country, sir.

      @Futu06@Futu063 жыл бұрын
  • "75 year old agitateur !" yells the 73 year old Republic mangler.

    @bersekovitch@bersekovitch4 жыл бұрын
    • projection, the only thing fascists are "good" at

      @666Tomato666@666Tomato6664 жыл бұрын
    • @Connie Plum A good question.

      @jerryrichardson2799@jerryrichardson27994 жыл бұрын
    • @Connie Plum "He had it coming. He pushed himself. He's a terrorist!" Wow...

      @user-nf9xc7ww7m@user-nf9xc7ww7m4 жыл бұрын
  • "We have to fight Apathy more than anything" Jon Batiste

    @mayap6055@mayap60554 жыл бұрын
    • Well, I want to, but who has the energy?

      @jakepullman4914@jakepullman49144 жыл бұрын
    • @@jakepullman4914 I see what ya did there. Well done.

      @istateyourname4710@istateyourname47104 жыл бұрын
    • @@jakepullman4914 i don't blame you with an energy vampire as president

      @kinngrimm@kinngrimm4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm down to fight Apathy...well Except for underground rapper Apathy I've met him he's a good dude.

      @cjaypaz9842@cjaypaz98424 жыл бұрын
    • Couldn't agree more 🙌🏻🙌🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿

      @lisalisa1435@lisalisa14354 жыл бұрын
  • Never liked Romney, will have to make an exception, there is a time when we need to stand together for justice.

    @theodoresweger4948@theodoresweger49484 жыл бұрын
    • He was also the only Republican to vote in favor of impeachment.

      @kaicreech7336@kaicreech73364 жыл бұрын
    • A true man of faith.

      @tripwire4727@tripwire47274 жыл бұрын
    • @Mike Armstrong I'd say it has to do with the fact he has a black family member now...

      @chrissiek8706@chrissiek87064 жыл бұрын
    • This is when you know that Trump’s principles and values are the exact opposite of that of a decent and moral human being. When even principled politicians like Romney and McCain are on the opposite side of Trump. So now we know what kind of human beings McConnell, Ted the beard, and the other GOP defending this repulsive president are.

      @Withjoyfulsenescence@Withjoyfulsenescence4 жыл бұрын
    • Romney has a few good points,however...he is going after FICA that funds Medicare from our pay checks..if they take less then Medicare gets less money and that is not good! Medicare needs more money..the elderly depend on it and it already doesn't cover enough..

      @vduncan54@vduncan543 жыл бұрын
  • The only speech Trump should give is the one announcing his resignation.

    @TighelanderII@TighelanderII4 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you. Couldn't agree more. TighelanderII. Biden 2020.

      @Tonyasiller@Tonyasiller3 жыл бұрын
  • Wow! John Baptiste.....HAVE TO FIGHT APATHY. Yes! Yes! Yes!

    @sa9861@sa98614 жыл бұрын
    • Yes, we have to fight apathy, and if it's not raining tomorrow I might go out and protest myself.

      @davidedwards3361@davidedwards33614 жыл бұрын
    • A philosopher in the times of Ancient Rome cursed apathy as the one true enemy of wise governance.

      @ProjectFlashlight612@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
    • Thank you for writing out the word I couldn't make out!

      @Silverelfz@Silverelfz4 жыл бұрын
  • Any possible defense of the actions of the Buffalo police officers ended when they lied on their police reports and claimed that he tripped and fell.

    @davidkinsey8657@davidkinsey86574 жыл бұрын
    • standard procedure for cops. ask any POC or poor white person.

      @makesmefeellikeatalltree8250@makesmefeellikeatalltree82504 жыл бұрын
    • @@makesmefeellikeatalltree8250 Thank you for adding in "poor white person" because we get treated exactly the same as minorities, especially a poor person of Jewish descent like myself. For some stupid reason racists think I run the world. I can't even run my can opener right!

      @jayfree850@jayfree8504 жыл бұрын
    • @@jayfree850 agreed, its poor socio economic status these cops are enforcing the status quo to keep the rich and powerful rich and powerful.

      @robm6726@robm67264 жыл бұрын
    • Especially after taking into account that the police must have known the odds were very high they were going to be recorded, and yet their plan was "let's try to lie our way out of this" only to backtrack because the recording came out. Who's undermining the police? THE POLICE! Wishing a speedy and full recovery to Mr. Gugino.

      @RusTsea196T@RusTsea196T4 жыл бұрын
    • And the it was damned to hell when a lot of officers quit in solidarity with the asshole that pushed the elderly down

      @csmead209@csmead2094 жыл бұрын
  • “Flushable wipe that wished to be a real boy.” And I’m deceased 😂💀

    @SanDeezyBreezy61986@SanDeezyBreezy619864 жыл бұрын
    • Please do flush those wipes.

      @petepistachio8229@petepistachio82293 жыл бұрын
    • 💀💀💀💀

      @RealisticallyRacchel@RealisticallyRacchel3 жыл бұрын
  • Defund and take the money to education, and housing, and health services and demilitarize the PDs.

    @t0n0k0@t0n0k03 жыл бұрын
    • So do you want to get rid of cops altogether, or just defend them? If you defend them you get less trained officers. If you get rid of them altogether, the rich are just going to hire their own private police. I don’t see how it helps

      @taskforce6983@taskforce69833 жыл бұрын
    • Just some Balrog with internet access the whole point isn’t to train cops to deal with every single problem. They are not experts in all situations. Defunding will allow us to find other preventative measures for situations. Rich people already have private security so it doesn’t matter what they do, like it really doesn’t matter what rich people do bc they are rich and will do it anyways. Police training is lacking already fyi and police funding is usually around 12-30 percent of a cities budget.

      @brettjohnson4321@brettjohnson43213 жыл бұрын
    • That’s socialism. Which is wrong. Move to Venezuela

      @MrRMT1986@MrRMT19863 жыл бұрын
  • *Why did the chicken cross the road?* To have his picture taken in front of a church he never attends, holding a Bible he's never read.

    @IAmSuzyQ@IAmSuzyQ4 жыл бұрын
    • Wait did a chicken actually do that? I don't think chickens sink that low.

      @sebastianelytron8450@sebastianelytron84504 жыл бұрын
    • because he's a fraud? ;})

      @altitudeillume6729@altitudeillume67294 жыл бұрын
    • The chicken crossed the road to get away from Racist Strom Thurman BFF Jim Crow Joe Biden .

      @GLORYNEVADASMITH@GLORYNEVADASMITH4 жыл бұрын
    • Now THAT is what I call a joke

      @AudoricArt@AudoricArt4 жыл бұрын
    • @@GLORYNEVADASMITH knock it TF off already. And even if Biden is a racist, hes STILL a shitload better than trump.

      @1028641@10286414 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Baptista is so right on! We must register everyone we can, and vote en masse.

    @christinemusselman5499@christinemusselman54994 жыл бұрын
    • oh shit I've though all this time his name was Jean-Baptiste *facepalm*

      @snefansson@snefansson4 жыл бұрын
    • But today in Georgia the new voting machines didn't work. People stood in line for 3+ hours. Registration is important but what if you can't vote.

      @Tina-qp7py@Tina-qp7py4 жыл бұрын
    • @Tina20 That's why mail in voting is so essential. Especially, in this election between Covid19 and the cheater in chief being able to vote by mail has never been more important. Those voting machines are too vulnerable to cyber attack and the Republicans have done NOTHING to protect our votes. There is a reason for that. There's also a reason why Republicans are so dead set against it. It's much more difficult to commit that kind of widespread voter fraud. Yet much easier to do so via electronic systems. Yet they love those voting machines. Mmm, I wonder why?🤔 Looks like the fix maybe in.

      @TheGoofy1932@TheGoofy19324 жыл бұрын
    • 100 million never voted in 2016 ?... incredible !

      @annettehadley9718@annettehadley97184 жыл бұрын
    • @@annettehadley9718 i wonder if they understand that by not voting the person they don't want gets the benefit.

      @CustomTies@CustomTies4 жыл бұрын
  • “We are the chosen ones, We can change this.” ❤️ powerful.

    @Ordinaryguy82@Ordinaryguy824 жыл бұрын
  • The kente-cloth tie made me laugh so hard I missed the next couple of MINUTES and had to go back. Every laugh is gold these days. Thank you.

    @crybaby992@crybaby9923 жыл бұрын
  • I used to like Jon Batiste before. Now I love him.

    @monkeyman321@monkeyman3214 жыл бұрын
    • He has a KZhead channel. It's nice.😊

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweer4 жыл бұрын
    • Me too!

      @cherylleech5147@cherylleech51474 жыл бұрын
    • He’s an amazing human. 🖤

      @Amy-gn6zw@Amy-gn6zw4 жыл бұрын
    • He was not completely covering his own nose 👃🏻 with his mask 😷!!! So if he was an Asymptotic COVID Spreader then he’s spraying his Virus 🦠 Particles out Both Nostrils 👃🏻, Like a Double Barreled COVID Squirt-Shotgun of Snottiness! The SnotGun Soaker 3000!!!

      @ZaneDaMagicPufferDragon@ZaneDaMagicPufferDragon4 жыл бұрын
    • @@ZaneDaMagicPufferDragon I know, he fucked up. But nobody is perfect.

      @monkeyman321@monkeyman3214 жыл бұрын
  • "I can't wait for the new show 'Fox and My One Black Friend'!" That broke me!

    @andrewjohnson6716@andrewjohnson67164 жыл бұрын
    • Fox and token

      @Buasop@Buasop4 жыл бұрын
    • Candace is the one black friend, fox booted diamond and silk 😂😂😂

      @murielsolomon9576@murielsolomon95764 жыл бұрын
    • Lmbooo

      @scarletdamsel3139@scarletdamsel31394 жыл бұрын
    • Wow, you know you're on the wrong side when your blame the victim bullshit is only supported by 45% of your target audience. Fox gonna have to pivot quick or their ratings gonna fall. "Maybe the move to full Nazi was a bad idea?" Ya think?

      @jarrysciligo5395@jarrysciligo53954 жыл бұрын
  • Romney, the first Republican to march. Probably the only Republican to march.

    @GrandmaCathy@GrandmaCathy3 жыл бұрын
    • Hes the only Republican following the teachings of jesus

      @Chanhee@Chanhee3 жыл бұрын
  • I live in buffalo, they way they are trying to blow over what happened to that man is honestly terrifying.

    @kalihash2225@kalihash22254 жыл бұрын
  • Gotta say - as someone who formerly _despised_ Romney and Bain Capital, he's doing some admirable shit lately. Remember he was the _only_ Republican who supported Trump's impeachment too!

    @fl00d69@fl00d694 жыл бұрын
    • Too little too late for my respect. But I will give him credit for growing some semblance of a conscience. I just hope that conscience grows into something more tangible.

      @jayfree850@jayfree8504 жыл бұрын
    • He supported one out of two charges in the impeachment. He did nothing and you fell for it.

      @rowredround7206@rowredround72064 жыл бұрын
    • Not conscience, he is just betting the long odds on surviving trump and scamming what remains of the old republican party. He has too much money to be thought of as human, if you do, you are whats wrong in the world.

      @aenorist2431@aenorist24314 жыл бұрын
    • Not to be trusted. In any case, as a Mormon he believes such insane things that it's impossible to have any respect for him.

      @sarahsnowe@sarahsnowe4 жыл бұрын
    • he's the only rep that is also human

      @el0j@el0j4 жыл бұрын
  • I really hope after trump is done no media gives him the satisfaction of mentioning his name ever again.

    @kristinLB@kristinLB4 жыл бұрын
    • Good thing he belongs in jail. Cuz if he's free, his narcissism only knows being the center of (good and bad) attention

      @gladtravis@gladtravis4 жыл бұрын
    • Do it now

      @JstnW@JstnW4 жыл бұрын
    • I actually fear hes gonna make a fox news style tv network called Trump tv. No joke an actual fear i have as he will spread the craziest theories and his dum dum followers will believe it all. He will start a civil war to become leader again. And his followers are all gun totting hate filled racist idiots.

      @WalkoffGrandslam@WalkoffGrandslam4 жыл бұрын
    • I'm thinking about starting a betting pool about if donald will stay in the country if he loses the election. Million to one odds.

      @timreyes2179@timreyes21794 жыл бұрын
    • en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damnatio_memoriae

      @bunhk4372@bunhk43724 жыл бұрын
  • Mitt is trying to position himself as the Sensible Republican .

    @georgeb.wolffsohn30@georgeb.wolffsohn303 жыл бұрын
    • I believe "sensible Republican" is an oxymoron. Well, if it has to do with Trump, the moron part is right.

      @113dmg9@113dmg93 жыл бұрын
    • More like positioning himself as a Republican choice to replace Trump. He's already tried it and failed.

      @debracottrill7989@debracottrill79893 жыл бұрын
    • Probably but he could also have come to reality a little

      @viceb7@viceb73 жыл бұрын
  • Oh, Jon, be safe! And thank you for being out there with music and urging folks to vote. (Though I think we need a Constitutional Convention, to change how the electoral college works, to make sure we won't have another amateur President who refuses to listen to any experts about anything.)

    @amyl363@amyl3634 жыл бұрын
  • That Trump tweet was a new and exciting low.

    @Riac007@Riac0074 жыл бұрын
    • Riac007 He is lower than a pregnant ant! I can’t stand the sound of his voice. Seriously Trump is has some sort of disorder besides narcissism. So sick.

      @anasueiras4668@anasueiras46684 жыл бұрын
    • I figured the next step after labeling antifa a terrorist "organization" (it's not an organization!) would be to label any dissidents he doesn't like antifa. So basically, any dissidents or protesters can be labeled terrorists. ...And potentially locked up without a trial. I wonder if those jackboots hurt his bone spurs. Edit: true that this is a slippery slope argument, but this IS the sort of shit he and his cohorts pull.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweer4 жыл бұрын
    • He has no nadir.

      @fabrisse7469@fabrisse74694 жыл бұрын
    • What's even more low is all of his supporters whispering "Trump wouldn't tweet that unless there was something behind it... watch as we find out something the media won't report... Trump always knows these things and finds out the truth..." Seriously, take a look at conservative media; that's what their comments ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE.

      @Tenchigumi@Tenchigumi4 жыл бұрын
    • Three and a half years of his race to the bottom, and taking us down with him the whole time.

      @DrejaAndi@DrejaAndi4 жыл бұрын
  • You know, it feels like I've said this dozens of times over the past 3 years, but god damn that Tweet about Gugino might be the worst thing I've ever seen Trump Tweet.

    @naftulzvi3353@naftulzvi33534 жыл бұрын
    • Every time you think he’s finally done himself in he finds a way to sink to a new low and he still gets supported unconditionally by the Republicans. The only way to get him out of office is to vote him out. The Senate may be compromised but the electorate is not.

      @gwenreader6631@gwenreader66314 жыл бұрын
    • When you think he's gotten as low as he can, he gets his shovel out...

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweer4 жыл бұрын
    • @thisguy We've all seen some s***. He's tweeted like 17k+ times since becoming POTUS. Reading them is like a sanity test.

      @naftulzvi3353@naftulzvi33534 жыл бұрын
    • Don't worry, there is a few months of fear and panic before the election. I'm sure tRump will get worse. He always does.

      @davidedwards3361@davidedwards33614 жыл бұрын
    • @@gwenreader6631 Well... *glances at Romney* Not quite all the Republicans.

      @OrionoftheStar@OrionoftheStar4 жыл бұрын
  • "let's hope very soon we can all do the same" from your lips Stephen to God's ears!

    @curioushmm9027@curioushmm90273 жыл бұрын
  • Oh my god Jon, Please be careful, you're a gem and a talented musician, thank you for using your platform for good!! Proud of you!

    @tobiassundquist446@tobiassundquist4464 жыл бұрын
  • "When we take the slave owners off our money". Boy, I LOVE that!

    @robvangessel3766@robvangessel37664 жыл бұрын
    • Java Monsoon Lincoln didn't own slaves. Google will help you not embarrassing yourself.

      @adey126@adey1264 жыл бұрын
    • Looking forward to the screams of "you can't change history" from the people who've never visited a museum in their lives and spend all their time waving the flags of the losing side and and acting like they never lost.

      @paulhicks6488@paulhicks64884 жыл бұрын
    • Gangster.

      @beautifulwoman6744@beautifulwoman67444 жыл бұрын
  • "61% disapprove of Trump's handling of the protest", that sounds nice but it is still pretty disturbing that 39% don't disapprove.

    @LiamborninDC@LiamborninDC4 жыл бұрын
    • Indeed!

      @cherylleech5147@cherylleech51474 жыл бұрын
    • Bingo!

      @o.b.7217@o.b.72174 жыл бұрын
    • And Hillary Clinton is watching the news after a walk with Bill and thinking, "Told you so."

      @maryanneslater9675@maryanneslater96754 жыл бұрын
    • A bully is as a bully does. The Traitor Apricot still thinks that naked cruelty is strength, the attitude of a 14 year old in 1956.

      @ProjectFlashlight612@ProjectFlashlight6124 жыл бұрын
    • Have you seen the people who go to Trump rallies? Confederate flags, red caps, and closed minds.

      @AnexoRialto@AnexoRialto4 жыл бұрын
  • "Ooh, garlic knots!" could be a nice expletive substitute.

    @RobFlaxMusic@RobFlaxMusic4 жыл бұрын
  • Only more than 50% support this movement? That should be 90 to 100 😢😢😢

    @concernoutsider7551@concernoutsider75513 жыл бұрын
    • imaging supporting riots that are endorsed by the media

      @leeroyinstagram3781@leeroyinstagram37813 жыл бұрын
  • It is weirdly endearing to watch Stephen and his wife slowly descent into madness together ;-D

    @Robustacap@Robustacap4 жыл бұрын
    • definitely more fun with a partner

      @IAmJustR@IAmJustR4 жыл бұрын
    • Descend. If ur gonna try to sound smart....

      @dabulls23able@dabulls23able4 жыл бұрын
    • @@dabulls23able you're. If you're going to criticize a rando on youtube.

      @seaborgium919@seaborgium9194 жыл бұрын
    • Why would they be descending into madness? Unless they are Extroverts and the Social Distancing is driving them crazy. For Introverts, is Social Distancing Heaven?

      @SeansModelBuilds@SeansModelBuilds4 жыл бұрын
    • @@SeansModelBuilds Yes. I can say that this is incredibly therapeutic for me. ✨👍😂

      @nobinary2296@nobinary22964 жыл бұрын
  • Trump: "Why are my polling numbers so bad?" Everyone: "Maybe because you have spent the last three and half years being a prick!"

    @paulharrion3398@paulharrion33984 жыл бұрын
    • His polling numbers still aren’t bad and since 100 million+ won’t vote, he will probably win again... it doesn’t matter however. None of it does. They already have a one world government that is in charge and they’re trying to find ways for the public to accept what already is... since quantum physicists have now proven that consciousness is a singularity, maybe the fact that literally fucking ALL of us are the same person could help the situation... but the media isn’t going to acknowledge that little reality switch anytime soon. 🤣 every bug, tree, animal and person is literally “you”... rip duality... ‘‘twas fun 😎👌

      @addamriley5452@addamriley54524 жыл бұрын
    • @@addamriley5452 Buddy who is your dealer? I need that stuff!

      @J4ckC4ver@J4ckC4ver4 жыл бұрын
    • He can't help it he was always that way. Just saying

      @judyodonoghue7715@judyodonoghue77154 жыл бұрын
    • Thrasymachus Monk and what reality might that be buddy 🤣 coz everything I wrote is fact... welcome to the space age mate 😎✌️

      @addamriley5452@addamriley54524 жыл бұрын
    • J4ckC4ver no dealers bro... just raw math and science... stop watching the news.

      @addamriley5452@addamriley54524 жыл бұрын
  • "flushable wipe that wishes to be a real boy" ... Beer over the keyboard moment. Hahaha ... What a line.

    @Hustwick@Hustwick4 жыл бұрын
  • never thought i would say "i hope more senators follow mitt romney's example"

    @mariannacross2538@mariannacross25383 жыл бұрын
  • The absolute perfect way to describe Kushner “disposable wipe”.

    @masquedebe713@masquedebe7134 жыл бұрын
    • Ivanka's Disposable pad w/ Wings👿

      @c.h.5510@c.h.55104 жыл бұрын
    • No way! Disposable wipes are super useful!

      @betzyrama@betzyrama4 жыл бұрын
    • I've always referred to Trump supporters as Trumpwipes, so it's a good fit.

      @PacesIII@PacesIII4 жыл бұрын
    • VOTE Blue in november!! End the gop swamp’s hate and division agenda

      @johno7617@johno76174 жыл бұрын
    • John Oliver called him a haunted baby on Sunday, that was great too 😂

      @meredythclark5116@meredythclark51164 жыл бұрын
  • The 2 cops that pushed the 75 year old were arrested. The other members of the "special unti" they were part of resigned from the special unit in support of the 2 arrested making it seem like they approve of what happened. All of them should be fired if they think that situation was "ok". They shouldn't be cops ever anywhere.

    @MotherNatrsSon@MotherNatrsSon4 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget the rest of the team were outside the courthouse clapping and cheering when the 2 officers left.

      @mfay6933@mfay69334 жыл бұрын
    • @@mfay6933 That is exactly what I mean...then they "resigned" from the "special unit" because they were charged.

      @MotherNatrsSon@MotherNatrsSon4 жыл бұрын
  • You forgot to mention the huge crowd in Portsmouth, NH.

    @AcPh-nc3vz@AcPh-nc3vz4 жыл бұрын
  • Right on Batiste and Romney. Many thanks Colbert Co., I appreciate your work on Mr. Gugino.

    @kooale@kooale4 жыл бұрын
  • Why did the Chicken cross the road? 🐔 To take a photo op with a bible. Ok ok, I'll show myself the door now. 😝

    @rgwak@rgwak4 жыл бұрын
    • Good one, actually.

      @darthknightwingphoenix2081@darthknightwingphoenix20814 жыл бұрын
    • Why did Bill Barr cross the road? Because his lips were stapled to the chicken’s ass

      @MojiBeau@MojiBeau4 жыл бұрын
    • Yes LOL well done The Trump Chicken with bone spurs

      @peterschancel7223@peterschancel72234 жыл бұрын
    • He'll probably Tweet tomorrow that the Bible was ANTIFA too.

      @baronvongott7879@baronvongott78794 жыл бұрын
    • cool

      @altitudeillume6729@altitudeillume67294 жыл бұрын
  • I love Johns accent and the fact that he’s leading the protest with his band named Stay Human just makes it that much sweeter

    @shinebabyshine.@shinebabyshine.4 жыл бұрын
  • So good to see Jon out. Thank you Jon and all others protesting peacefully for systemic change.

    @richardbuckley1232@richardbuckley12324 жыл бұрын
  • Reportedly, That old man was trying to return a found riot helmet....

    @Money195625@Money1956254 жыл бұрын
  • I've never heard Jon using that many words while speaking. Really shows how angry he is 👏

    @Royo2013@Royo20134 жыл бұрын
    • Nor that tone..

      @chrissiek8706@chrissiek87064 жыл бұрын
    • I loved it. Maybe he should be allowed to talk more on the show

      @ACKZink@ACKZink4 жыл бұрын
    • If you mean anger towards apathy, it's right!

      @strickofjesus2132@strickofjesus21324 жыл бұрын
    • Of course....his end is near 🙃

      @gabysante2259@gabysante22594 жыл бұрын
  • Maybe defund the military a bit too. A bit more diplomacy would go a long way for both. Think of what they could do if the cut the budgets for both by even 10%

    @14gears55@14gears554 жыл бұрын
    • Quite a bit. Heck, the US government already outspends most nations with publicly funded healthcare... on healthcare alone. Just restructuring the healthcare system to be an actual public service instead of a lucrative profit centre and then using that surplus from military and police spending to boost much needed social services and perhaps start rebuilding American soft power abroad with good deeds instead of invasions. It would really be nice to have the US come back to the light and rejoin the rest of the West. We miss ya.

      @paranoidrodent@paranoidrodent4 жыл бұрын
    • Maybe the next President can put the State Department back together again, and like, try diplomacy with those who know how to do it.

      @GoGreen1977@GoGreen19774 жыл бұрын
    • Pretty much everything else

      @timreyes2179@timreyes21794 жыл бұрын
    • AOC highlighted I think a really big problem with military spending. It’s not the equipment.. it’s not an insane amount. It’s the manufacturers getting greedy with inflation. There was a video where she pointed out a small cog for a aircraft engine? It’s made for $34 (don’t quote me) and sold to the taxpayer for $1500. And they’re ordering thousands of these. Just one cog could be the tip of a corrupt ice burg.

      @JuICyBLiinGeR@JuICyBLiinGeR4 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@GoGreen1977 You know, that would be a freaking delight. We Canadians (and every other old friend of the US) are freaking exhausted from dealing with the current clown show. Seriously, even the Chinese have treated us better in recent years and we're trapped in a freaking trade war we're not interested in with them... because of the US abusing our extradition treaty to get a Huawei exec as a pawn in trade negotiations with China (Trump himself said her prosecution is negotiable). And we and most of your other traditioanal allies are currently listed at threats to American national security but Russia isn't. Just FYI. Might want to fix that detaill. Russia's loving selling you guys aluminum shipped across the Pacific at higher prices instead of you getting it cheaper (and way more eco-friendly) from us.

      @paranoidrodent@paranoidrodent4 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for explaining rationally what DEFUND THE POLICE means. I agree.

    @justgivemethetruth@justgivemethetruth4 жыл бұрын
  • From Sweden: I hope, from the bottom of my heart that he won't be reelected. I find it difficult to have democratic respect for his base already, four more yeares than You have lost Yourself to the big clown, the next step will be to start a big wars, perhaps in Europes close wicinity, just to claim the laws on war in the USA. I do feel sorry for you, and somewhat scared fro the behalf of the rest of the world what delirius idea he might produce from his skull.

    @trjdkeir@trjdkeir4 жыл бұрын
    • What sound does a clown make as he walks to center stage? Trump, Trump, Trump. I am hoping that he will do a magic trick where he vanishes.

      @ryandavis7593@ryandavis75934 жыл бұрын
    • Canada feels the same as Sweden. 🇨🇦

      @ashleighjaimaosborne3966@ashleighjaimaosborne39664 жыл бұрын
    • You guys are asleep..

      @SilverWealth_Draper_Mint@SilverWealth_Draper_Mint4 жыл бұрын
    • @leo hog he has many supporters who BELIEVE anything the orange man says 😒 hopefully people come out and vote.we can NOT let this orange man win

      @gigiwoe@gigiwoe4 жыл бұрын
    • Trump hasn´t started any new war anywhere in the world, in fact he ´s withdrawn troops from several countries. Under Obama, Hillary has started many different fires in the Middle East. So no chance he´ll start a war in Europe regardless of how bad Europeans hate him.

      @francisvandermosen302@francisvandermosen3024 жыл бұрын
  • I always thought Jean Baptiste was a quiet person, now I know better! 😊

    @L.O.G.@L.O.G.4 жыл бұрын
    • Quiet people are often insightful, but they're just choosy with when/where/to whom they speak.

      @tizodd6@tizodd64 жыл бұрын
    • @Samuel Wiley "Good to see John as a forceful man instead of sweet sissy" Says the moron. John is not seen as a sweet sissy. It came up in your twisted mind because you think you're DA MAN. You're a jerk.

      @JeanPaillard-to1hx@JeanPaillard-to1hx4 жыл бұрын
    • @Samuel Wiley I wonder if by forceful you meant something closer to Strong willed, vocal, etc.

      @mikairu2944@mikairu29444 жыл бұрын
    • He may be soft-spoken, but he speaks strongly,

      @stevencooke6451@stevencooke64514 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen hit it right on the head regarding the glorious day we never hear from or see Trump ever again!

    @evillyn7895@evillyn78954 жыл бұрын
    • Colbert has no clue what Antifa is or does. Not a clue.

      @johnbrowne3950@johnbrowne39504 жыл бұрын
    • @@johnbrowne3950 -- Please. Feel free. Enlighten us.

      @ValerieJNorse@ValerieJNorse4 жыл бұрын
    • The only words about trump i want to hear is "your going to jail"

      @octane8267@octane82674 жыл бұрын
  • "oooh garlic knots!!" love that running bit :)

    @sheldons1501@sheldons15014 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you Stephen Colbert for being you. You make us laugh in such a crazy frightening time. God bless to you and your loved ones. You are truly in your proper place and time.

    @melanieeaton7302@melanieeaton73024 жыл бұрын
  • I couldn’t adore John Batiste any more than I do right now. 💜💜💜

    @amethystsamia@amethystsamia4 жыл бұрын
  • I feel bad I can't protest but I work with sick special needs kids in a group home. Can't risk their health, but please everyone who is. Stay safe on all accounts and show the Gov't we have a heart and they don't.

    @murphyslaw942@murphyslaw9424 жыл бұрын
    • You are doing amazing work! Supporting those kids is life changing from them. From, an adult who lived in a care facility for a time as a youth.

      @cannibalisticfawn5895@cannibalisticfawn58954 жыл бұрын
    • Doing your part to make the country better isn't just one thing. Any group has to divide up the work. Just because you aren't doing what others are doing, just because what you do isn't as forward or dangerous or attention getting... doesn't mean it isn't important work. Doesn't mean its work anyone could (or does) do. You do what you can, what you have been, and do it the best you can, and trust the rest to do the same. Thank you for your efforts.

      @Devonimp@Devonimp4 жыл бұрын
    • Murphys Law , protest is also a way of saying that we are not the USA that trump and his cult wanted it to be. They lack the empathy and the heart to do what you are doing. Stay safe and Allah bless.

      @bluewaves_8@bluewaves_84 жыл бұрын
    • God Bless You!!!

      @immortalfae13@immortalfae134 жыл бұрын
    • So sweet !

      @realtimebiblicalinterpreta6972@realtimebiblicalinterpreta69724 жыл бұрын
  • Jon, you're the best. We need to fight Apathy more than anything.

    @Adrian_Adam@Adrian_Adam3 жыл бұрын
  • 100 Million citizens didn't vote! That's Bad America.

    @diraziz396@diraziz3964 жыл бұрын
    • I wasnt gonna vote for Hillary or Orangeboy.

      @rro660@rro6603 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@rro660 If you're one of the people who complains about a two party system then you really should've voted for a third parry candidate. They probably wouldn't have won, but if they get enough votes it makes it so they can take some of the money from the General Election Fund.

      @MrSquaba@MrSquaba3 жыл бұрын
    • It’s always been like that. Actually most of them are probably from the rural areas that hate the government and don think their vote matters. Trump was able to get a lot of them to vote for the first time in their lives and he aims to do it again.

      @adrastoso9727@adrastoso97273 жыл бұрын
    • Not voting is a legitimate boycott strategy. However, it does have it's weak points.

      @silverbat5873@silverbat58733 жыл бұрын
    • We need mail-in ballots nationwide! Not enough people can get time off from work to stand in line for 12 hours. Also, since 2013, certain areas have been closing polling places to discourage the poor from voting.

      @poponachtschnecke@poponachtschnecke3 жыл бұрын
  • I believe that we are living in a moment, and hope we can sustain it through November 3. Vote blue as if your life depends on it.....it does.

    @Darbysmommy@Darbysmommy4 жыл бұрын
    • EV &J 'd vote blue , but I don't Vote Zombie Living Dead .

      @GLORYNEVADASMITH@GLORYNEVADASMITH4 жыл бұрын
  • If Donnie were to try and make a speech on uniting the country it would devolve into Donnie airing his grievances and making it all about himself and going totally and completely off-script.

    @Lonewolfmike@Lonewolfmike4 жыл бұрын
    • Or making some halfass brief mention of the protests, but then heaping attention on the 'good police' or 'giving them a chance' and shit. It's crazy right now, but in a sense, the police brutality and consistent bizarre Trump bullshit is almost a good thing. It's like everyone simultaneously stopped pretending to be afraid of repercussions and let their insanity show, and we got it all on camera. George Floyd cried for his mother as he was dying, and said "I can't win", utterly defeated and comprehending he wasn't going to get out alive. Maybe Mr. Floyd couldn't win, but even as they snuffed out his spark, he lit a fire that illuminated so much of the bullshit that has been hiding in the shadows for so long. I say let the violent bastards and sociopathic manipulators go at it, every inch of slack we've given them so far, they've successfully managed to hang themselves with. In this digital age, the information is archived and practically immortal. This blood won't rinse out

      @Sneakysneaky88@Sneakysneaky884 жыл бұрын
    • Uh-huh Lonewolf 1970 , and I can't wait for the meltdown...lol.....He's gotta stroke out really soon with all the pressure ....Karma!

      @patriciaevins6267@patriciaevins62674 жыл бұрын
    • In which case... let us hope he makes said speech.

      @sonjaR2@sonjaR24 жыл бұрын
    • Stephen Miller is supposedly writing the speech . No, I’m not kidding. It’s like having Werner Herzog write a rom- com.

      @TanukiOkiyo@TanukiOkiyo4 жыл бұрын
    • it always goes like that. thats why he was refusing press conferences for a while lmao hes such an idiot.

      @mollymoo1633@mollymoo16334 жыл бұрын
  • Haha, I live in Philadelphia, and it's relatively an amazing place to live where we have each other's backs.

    @klynnrossi3@klynnrossi34 жыл бұрын
  • EXCELLENT opening. Thank you, Stephen Colbert.

    @shadowlouise@shadowlouise3 жыл бұрын
  • mitt may not be perfect and i dont really like him or his job but is by far the best republican senator by a long shot

    @zorohibiki@zorohibiki4 жыл бұрын
    • Unfortunately, that is a very low bar.

      @anamariaguadayol2335@anamariaguadayol23354 жыл бұрын
    • Absolutely

      @1Kaileegirl@1Kaileegirl4 жыл бұрын
    • History will regard him well. His speech before voting to impeach will go down as one of the great political speeches of this or any era

      @antoniusbritannia8217@antoniusbritannia82174 жыл бұрын
    • Ana Maria Guadayol Yeah. Agree with the above and you. He’s like a slightly smaller shit pile.

      @wuestion9473@wuestion94734 жыл бұрын
    • Isn't it telling, that two of the only three GOP Senators that consistently showed a backbone against Trump, were both Presidential candidates? McCain and Romney are relics of the past, the Republican party has dropped past the line of no return.

      @aohige@aohige4 жыл бұрын
  • My those crowds are bigger then trumps inauguration!

    @octane8267@octane82674 жыл бұрын
    • 🤣

      @Valentinathevamp@Valentinathevamp4 жыл бұрын
    • ​@@Valentinathevamp who cares he won... so yea, theres that.

      @oriondevil79@oriondevil794 жыл бұрын
    • L o l

      @gabrielwood3409@gabrielwood34094 жыл бұрын
    • I don’t see Trump stopping the rallies and deranged tweets even after he looses in November. They are his oxygen. Trump “can’t breathe” without his racist rallies

      @enixword2637@enixword26374 жыл бұрын
    • @@mondoshredder5783 It would suck. He should spend the rest of his life in prison.

      @noahkarpinski1824@noahkarpinski18244 жыл бұрын
  • "I heard Jesus was crucified harder than he was nailed..." Rotfl

    @Catastropheshe@Catastropheshe4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah that one made me laugh out loud...on my own in the kitchen!

      @ukporkpie7829@ukporkpie78294 жыл бұрын
    • Brutal

      @markburch6253@markburch62534 жыл бұрын
    • @zachary thank you sir, my deep apologies for my phone dictionary and laughing too hard to notice edit was cause made I've but he said I if u rly rly need to know...

      @Catastropheshe@Catastropheshe4 жыл бұрын
    • At The Last Supper, i heard Jesus lit a Match and he Farted, harder, than his Finger was pulled. IT WAS HIS PENULTIMATE FART, OF THE EVENING!!!!!!!

      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113@ihavefallenandicantreachmy21133 жыл бұрын
  • "Proud to know that man" by another man that represents "the best of us" is honey for the heart...WE CAN DO THIS!! If not now, when?

    @kimnoreenanderson@kimnoreenanderson4 жыл бұрын
  • In all seriousness, doesn’t this act prove that he is unfit for office? I mean, shouldn’t this be taken as evidence that he incapable of discerning reality?

    @weaselworm8681@weaselworm86814 жыл бұрын
    • This act? How about the...oh, I don't know...2000 acts before?

      @o.b.7217@o.b.72174 жыл бұрын
    • Who are you asking to have him removed from office? He has friends in all the right places keeping him in place- he’s going to have to be dug out of office!

      @soupsgord@soupsgord4 жыл бұрын
    • This shows how evil he really is. We all know but when you blame a 75 yr old VICTIM who's fighting for his life then only scum is running in his veins. Who's going to remove this disease in the W.H. I wonder.

      @ellamone9998@ellamone99984 жыл бұрын
    • More evidence that America has a broken democracy. Majority opinion does not matter, only money does. America is no more free from Trump and his ilk as Hong Kong is from the CCP.

      @pawala7@pawala74 жыл бұрын
    • If we talk about him always wanting people to tell him what he wants to hear, then maybe. The other thing is politics, he's trying to descredit the person who got involved in a situation that made all the police look very horrible, so, he simple needs to put the doubt out there. It's not a plausible doubt, but, as long as it serves to keep any of his support, it's enough for him. He usually uses those tactics.

      @dounin8876@dounin88764 жыл бұрын
  • I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID decorations up

    @TonesDroneVisuals@TonesDroneVisuals4 жыл бұрын
    • Thanks for the hearty chuckle!

      @Loren8762@Loren87624 жыл бұрын
    • 😂

      @shoesarebeingreviewed6533@shoesarebeingreviewed65334 жыл бұрын
    • What the h? 😂😂😂😂 I was just looking for my quarantine decorations!

      @jennac6954@jennac69544 жыл бұрын
    • Welcome to the party .

      @GLORYNEVADASMITH@GLORYNEVADASMITH4 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, these seasons can really sneak up on you. Hurricane seasons banging on the door too.

      @aaronburtram3175@aaronburtram31754 жыл бұрын
  • Jon BATISTE! And keep on trucking Mitt, I'm appreciating you, too. Oh, yeah, and Stephen Colbert too while we're at it.

    @rockweedgirl@rockweedgirl3 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert is doing GREAT during the quarantine time. It isn't an easy thing to do.

    @aos1762@aos17624 жыл бұрын
  • I'm still on Furlough and I'm still not even bothered. As much as I love money... I'd rather fight for what's right. We're all in this fight together. We can change this!

    @enegmatixerebro@enegmatixerebro4 жыл бұрын
    • we all love money man but some things just aren't worth it and like you said we have to stand up for what's right not the almighty dollar

      @rolandofgilead43@rolandofgilead434 жыл бұрын
    • It’s not like they’re paying us fairly any time soon. It makes no sense not to fight for justice right now.

      @graymaza@graymaza4 жыл бұрын
  • Even through a mask, Jon speaks the truth loud and clear.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage4 жыл бұрын
    • ❤️🎼👏

      @EmpathicEnergies@EmpathicEnergies4 жыл бұрын
    • +New Message ~ I'd watched a longer clip, and Jon kept taking the mask off to speak more clearly, and I just kept thinking he needs to not get sick doing this. (Yeah, mask is more for others, but it helps you too.)

      @spammyhell6566@spammyhell65664 жыл бұрын
    • What's so difficult about speaking with a mask on?

      @hybridce99@hybridce994 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for being a voice of reason, and a clear, active BLM supporter on a cable platform.

    @livewiiiiire@livewiiiiire4 жыл бұрын
    • active BLM supporter? Oh you mean like literally every person and corporation in existence? Lol imagine supporting a a "Movement" that the government tells you to support.

      @leeroyinstagram3781@leeroyinstagram37813 жыл бұрын
  • Guys Mitt brings tears to my eyes. It gives me hope. God bless America

    @Bdpjev@Bdpjev3 жыл бұрын
  • I was so angry to see that happen to the old man >:(

    @jamesalexanderjimenez-medi7667@jamesalexanderjimenez-medi76674 жыл бұрын
  • 716 in the house. I'm so ashamed that these 57 traitors to the human race have yet to be fired, and so proud of Mr. Gugino spending a lifetime fighting for humanity.

    @Esrom_music@Esrom_music4 жыл бұрын
  • I wonder what Jesus would say if he saw those "full heart Christians", who cheer to kids in cages.

    @EinChris75@EinChris754 жыл бұрын
    • He would voluntarily go back to his grave and put a second rock in front of the entrance.

      @MalO.ver1.0.x@MalO.ver1.0.x3 жыл бұрын
    • He might be questioning himself about being ' pro life'.

      @wolfsongmoondancer1428@wolfsongmoondancer14283 жыл бұрын
    • 2 Corinthians 11:13-15 13 For such men are false apostles, deceitful workmen, disguising themselves as apostles of Christ. 14 And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as an angel of light. 15 So it is no surprise if his servants, also, disguise themselves as servants of righteousness. Their end will correspond to their deeds.

      @yacket@yacket3 жыл бұрын
    • "I like Turtles and Fish. Where the White Women at?"

      @ihavefallenandicantreachmy2113@ihavefallenandicantreachmy21133 жыл бұрын
  • How fantastic have Colbert's opening monologues become? Freak'n audaciously audacious. Even awesomely awesome. Intelligent, on point, and yet appropriately, consciousnessly humorous even in these trying times. Freak'n love this guy all of a sudden.

    @goodtogogang8777@goodtogogang87773 жыл бұрын
  • "Flushable wipe who wants to be a real boy", That is GOLD! Well said Sir. - BLM - Jon B is f'ing awesome.

    @boozerdeen5294@boozerdeen52944 жыл бұрын
    • Toys for the real boys sfmkm.blogspot.com/p/blog-page_68.html Things that even gold couldn't buy.

      @keplermission4947@keplermission49474 жыл бұрын
    • I literally spat out my drink on that one!

      @delphi-moochymaker62@delphi-moochymaker624 жыл бұрын
    • Cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

      @amiesherman9595@amiesherman95954 жыл бұрын
    • He definitely stole that from Trevor Nosh lol

      @Joe.The.Pirate@Joe.The.Pirate4 жыл бұрын
    • yes it is time for the truth not...whatever..why not see the truth... news........ with all the evidence...in the mean time check out the whole truth kzhead.info/sun/n6ydmr1vrWKGbIk/bejne.html&feature=emb_logo with amazing grace and thanks . ikr thanks..

      @davidisrael9412@davidisrael94124 жыл бұрын
  • If Trump actually said the words "Black Lives Matter" his head would burst into flames.

    @laalaa99stl@laalaa99stl4 жыл бұрын
    • Shut up

      @crystco8088@crystco80884 жыл бұрын
    • @@crystco8088 dude is he wrong tho?

      @jakeystarsuper@jakeystarsuper4 жыл бұрын
    • I think he’s more likely to try and say it and say something like “black lives mabber” or “black Loves Matter” than actually get the words right

      @krisinsaigon@krisinsaigon4 жыл бұрын
    • I always imagined he would melt away into a puddle of orange goo like the witch in Wizard of Oz

      @14gears55@14gears554 жыл бұрын
    • It's not just black lives though, Trump doesn't think that any lives matter. He only cares for money and power.

      @newflesh666@newflesh6664 жыл бұрын
  • Omg, John I adore you!! 🥰

    @lorenrenee1@lorenrenee14 жыл бұрын
  • Thank you for keeping us sane.

    @THEVIDEOCHEMIST@THEVIDEOCHEMIST4 жыл бұрын
  • "He fell harder than he was pushed."?!? So trump just got at the stage he is going to discover gravity. Soon he will know not to drink bleach and how to fold an umbrella.

    @falcovg2@falcovg24 жыл бұрын
    • But he'll still have the toilet paper on his shoe.

      @TheBethyb00p@TheBethyb00p4 жыл бұрын
    • Whoa whoa whoa, let's not get carried away here!

      @iplaysdrums@iplaysdrums4 жыл бұрын
    • @@TheBethyb00p He'll get to surface tension eventually, give him another 150 years

      @falcovg2@falcovg24 жыл бұрын
    • Falco: You are giving trump too much credit! He can't learn that fast.

      @cathieludemann5879@cathieludemann58794 жыл бұрын
    • Mr Gugino stumbled backwards and seemed to trip on the pavement. Apparently Trump thinks he faked a probable skull fracture. Blood leaking out of Mr Guigino's ears is an indication of probable skull fracture.

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweer4 жыл бұрын
  • Mr Gugino was handing the officer a police helmet when he pushed him! I have no words that describe the contempt I feel for beings with no empathy only guided by their Fear and Cowardice!

    @mocki5665@mocki56654 жыл бұрын
    • Why contempt? You can only drive out hate with love.

      @sebastianelytron8450@sebastianelytron84504 жыл бұрын
    • Keep 57 cops um I mean pigs quite the unit in protest, because the officers that shoved that man over got displined, seriously reality is crazyer than fiction, and more infuriating

      @hamishgaffaney5323@hamishgaffaney53234 жыл бұрын
    • Too bad everything you said was wrong lady. How about you do some updated research on the subject at hand before you type your BS.

      @andrewzy@andrewzy4 жыл бұрын
    • @@sebastianelytron8450 the time for the other cheek is gone..

      @qwertyqwerty6099@qwertyqwerty60994 жыл бұрын
    • No he wasn't. The helmet was in his left hand, he swung his right hand out and pointed something at the cop. Try watching the video next time lefty.

      @randylayhey2340@randylayhey23404 жыл бұрын
  • Thanks for making me laugh 😂. I so need it at this time.

    @jenniferj114@jenniferj1144 жыл бұрын
  • He's not lying; that Biden clip had me in tears.

    @guencaelin5822@guencaelin58223 жыл бұрын
  • I will never forget these recent days and intend to actively participate in govt matters from here on. I understand my responsibility.

    @renjoSounds@renjoSounds4 жыл бұрын
  • A Trump-FREE media would be a God send! 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    @Missy-Missy1111@Missy-Missy11114 жыл бұрын
    • So would a Trump free world and his worthless family

      @kj3832@kj38324 жыл бұрын
    • Don't forget that he's the symptom of the underlying illness. He'd still just be a clown on TV without the support of a lot of powerful people and a lot more gullible and angry ones.

      @paranoidrodent@paranoidrodent4 жыл бұрын
    • Agreed

      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144@stoodmuffinpersonal31444 жыл бұрын
    • Amen to that! If our World wasn't changing so drastically these past months, I would barely be giving Trump any more attention than what Alec Baldwin provides for SNL. Unfortunately, there is nothing funny about this, anymore. We joked about Trump's ignorance. The Whole World laughed at what an embarrassing screwup he is. We all have even accepted Russian interference and have made Putin a bit of a celebrity over it all. Late Night helps in absorbing the more recent horrors of this administration but, it is difficult to find any of it amusing. It is simply a more lighthearted way of giving the news while expressing the viewers similar reactions of disgust and frustration. In this Together! And it Sssucks! "Mr. President: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕"

      @AnnieWarbux@AnnieWarbux4 жыл бұрын
    • @Dutchy McSmoka hard to do when the man literally a walking target. every fucking comedian agree that trump material write its self, all they need to do is a fucking pun to complete the material

      @zackfiat607@zackfiat6074 жыл бұрын
  • That’s right ... your eyes DO not betray you 😂😂👌🏽

    @thomasbuxton2648@thomasbuxton26484 жыл бұрын
  • This is good one, Steven - well done!

    @lancesmith1874@lancesmith18744 жыл бұрын
  • I’m so tired ughh but at least this show stops me from crying and goes to laughing!

    @rehemazabibu7493@rehemazabibu74934 жыл бұрын
    • ikr

      @benjaminkurtz2006@benjaminkurtz20064 жыл бұрын
    • Me, also!!

      @jennifergridley8111@jennifergridley81114 жыл бұрын
    • Thirdies!

      @subtlesigns@subtlesigns4 жыл бұрын
    • Join the club...black folks have been tired 400 years...we all have to dig deep and stay engaged to change this environment...Blessings to you.

      @NitaNellEtc@NitaNellEtc4 жыл бұрын
  • “I heard he was crucified harder than he was nailed.” 😬😂

    @MarieGlenna@MarieGlenna4 жыл бұрын
    • Kinky...😈

      @grmpEqweer@grmpEqweer4 жыл бұрын
  • "she was busy calling police on a black bird-watcher" LOL!!!!!!!!

    @tracer740@tracer7403 жыл бұрын
  • "We have to fight apathy more than anything"

    @dr.fathimathzahraashraf4490@dr.fathimathzahraashraf44904 жыл бұрын
  • No words I have can describe what a horrid human being we have running the country.

    @livelife365@livelife3654 жыл бұрын
    • Hey😊

      @mariarusso8239@mariarusso82394 жыл бұрын
    • The left and right are the same, pathetic

      @danielclark2864@danielclark28644 жыл бұрын
    • @@danielclark2864 ?

      @livelife365@livelife3654 жыл бұрын
  • This "out of contol cop" situation is rooted in Pres. Regan's cutting social services.

    @Misses-Hippy@Misses-Hippy4 жыл бұрын
    • john oliver pointed that out in his most recent lastweektonight

      @keithkaitlinreynolds808@keithkaitlinreynolds8084 жыл бұрын
    • oh wow what happend have a link?

      @scarletdamsel3139@scarletdamsel31394 жыл бұрын
    • And in cities using cops primarily as a revenue source.

      @bjasmine@bjasmine4 жыл бұрын
    • More so Nixon's Southern Strategy. Yet it really goes all the way back to Jim Crow.

      @The_Gamers_Gamer@The_Gamers_Gamer4 жыл бұрын
    • As well as the push for law & order, 'broken windows' policing, three strikes offenses across both parties. Much of it happened under Clinton as well

      @paulisnatis@paulisnatis4 жыл бұрын
  • This is my first time actually noticing one of the Police go to help the man that was pushed but being stopped by a different one.

    @01234567891011121338@012345678910111213383 жыл бұрын
  • I got goosebumps watching this mild-mannered, sweet New Orleanian direct his positive energy at all this. Jon, where ya at? We love ya baby!!

    @Tanagra180@Tanagra1803 жыл бұрын
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