Relive all the shocking and brutal jokes from the roast of Justin Bieber, as Roastmaster General Jeff Ross says, the “King Joffrey of pop.”
0:00 Introduction
0:12 PETE DAVIDSON roasts Justin Bieber.
1:27 NATASHA LEGGERO roasts Justin Bieber.
3:03 SHAQUILLE O'NEAL roasts Justin Bieber.
4:25 CHRIS D'ELIA roasts Justin Bieber.
5:02 MARTHA STEWART roasts Justin Bieber.
6:27 JEFF ROSS roasts Justin Bieber.
7:59 SNOOP DOGG roasts Justin Bieber.
8:32 HANNIBAL BURESS roasts Justin Bieber.
10:03 RON BURGUNDY roasts Justin Bieber.
10:45 JUSTIN BIEBER roasts the dais members.
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The worst roast
Jesse Wood fuck you
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time" BRO NATASHA IS WILD 😭😭
she’s always got the best roasts. she’s needs to be at every roast
😂😂😂😂
Lol true thou
Could u plz explain it more ?
Best line!
“All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”
Todd Howard “hey that’s not fair”
Time stamp?
@@senselesspotato6950 2:30
Dragon Sword thanks:)
Todd Howard that’s a lie snoop was on trial for murder get ya facts right
Will Smith would have slapped everyone.
Haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Broo 😄 🤣 😂 😆
I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Pete went first and he still completely destroyed everyone. material, setup and timing/delivery were all 11/10
9/11* 🌚
They just werent
Lol jeff destroyed him
You had one job...
😮 11:17
“All these rappers up here and Martha Stewart spent the most jail time...”
TEXAS 70.3 “That’s not fair...” 😂
Lmao
.
We know,we watch the video
@@sinchanaramesh2122 ?
Natasha’s set was the most hilarious piece in my opinion. All her jokes were on point.
Yeah that's what I thought, she had about three that were maybe joke of the night, everyone else had one at most
I skipped her
@@forgottenmma3694 ong I didn’t laugh once
Except her Justin Bieber line
She was the best
“Enough about Ludacris, lets talk about Foodacris, Shaquille O’Neal” That joke was so underrated
The ones directed at Justin weren't even roasts lmaooo straight up telling him they hate him
Agreed.
Yeah pretty disappointing.
They literally directed his daddy issues
Justin is Koo af...they hating on biebs
INTPish exactly!
The biggest joke is having Kevin Hart sit next to Shaq
it was funny when Kevin started swinging off his arm
"Biggest" joke 🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love them both :D
@Aj Jj the fucc
Shaq has a Mini Me?
This was, legit, one of the best roasts I have ever seen. I was in tears the whole time.
Made even better by Jeff actually doing some exercise
Yea, it seems like it; all except for Biebers' jokes. The first one was pretty decent, but the rest fell pretty flat 😴
@@ProductionStops I actually laughed at Bieber's jokes. I thought he was surprisingly hilarious.
I adore how Kevin Hart appears to be dying during the entire session. He has a fantastic sense of comedy.
❤
Snoop really does look like a retired WNBA player though.
I made that joke prolly about 3 months b4 this roast. When I saw this? I was convinced our cell phones were tapped! But for real, STRAIGHT UP WNBA.
Yeah
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snoop looks like a strong black woman
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The joke about Kevin Hart going up on his wife is gold
On God 😂
There wasn’t a wasted joke on this entire roast. They are all 🔥
😂😂😂
Ur gold
@@josephk.4773 wasn't overdone like 4-6 years ago when this roast was. If he'd have said it today, yeah the height jokes are overdone
The way that the camera angle of Shaq hulking over the podium and the way he delivers Jeff Ross having a cafeteria lady body was comedy gold
That "call me" at the end of Martha to justin always makes me laugh 🤣🤣
Everyone’s gangsta until Martha starts talking about shanks...
Akagami?
@@zachariah9037 a man of culture I see.
One piece??
Gang gang
She’s the real G
Does Snoop even get high anymore when he smokes
Tbh I dont think he gets high at all
Nope he stays elevated
No, the weed gets high off Snoop
@@guillermoalcantara8608 😂😂 you got me on that one
@vaz veazy they smoke to stay alive
“Martha thanks for coming I know that’s probably something you don’t do much anymore “ had me on the ground
these guys are chill with these roast. then there’s will who slapped someone for a joke.
Oh hush
@@66ffgb no you hush.
They literally have to be chill. It’s staged. When they left that day those jokes stuck to them like glue 🤡🤣
Half the roasts towards Shaq were actually compliments
Parth Prashant about his d
Celebrities make fun of Shaq's dick for 2 hours
They're probably scared because he could kick anyone's ass on that stage. Dude's massive.
Size matters
Yeah there is nothing much you could say about him.
“the only person whose inhaled more smoke than snoop is pete davidson’s dad inside the world trade center” was prolly the harshest joke i’d heard 💀
nah man it’s pop smoke
forreal ! its one of those joke that toes the line between funny and offensive. Personally its a bit too personal for me.
@@RearviewWisdom true! makes me sad to see pete smiling afterwards..
pete took it like a man tho.
Lord Chold facts. for me personally, i woulda been pissed if someone brought up a death in my family and tried to joke about it on television
Biebers roast on snoop is gold.
"Snoop you like Shaq's skeleton" this had me choking for 2 minutes
I feel like all the "roasts" on Shaq are just compliments to him
When I heard “Shaqs dick is so big” I was like woaaahhh wait a minute here
IQ 32... compliment...rea...oh ok, it is.
Well are you brave enough to roast that man? Cause I sure as hell ain't
It's cuz he's a salty fuck who would take it poorly. Look at how he acted on Hot Ones...
1:54 yeap🤷🏻♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Kevin Hart is too short, he calls Lil Wayne, Wayne" --this one's underrated
Kevin Hart is too short, he calls lil wayne, BIG Wayne
@@sangasa6721 no.
It wasn't that creative
@Scarlet A my ass is shut, still wasnt that creative to be "under rated"
He should have say lil mama haha
I actually lived enough to see Martha Stewart going to prison and nailing comedy on a Roast. I can't believe it.
Pete being the only guy laughing at the 9/11 joke gave me life
LMAO people were so nervous to laugh at Pete's 9/11 jokes. 😂
ViperRulerlm right?!
Ikr....*crowd intensifies*
Dude i was like... he did not say that
ViperRulerlm I thought it was funny and I don’t normally find him funny
Saw Pete in Houston when he came with Dave Chappelle, the dude is legit messed up. His jokes sucked and he kept going. Talking about his dad and the money he got and his friends baby's sucking his finger... He's definitely one who sold his cheap soul.
That dead dad joke from Pete is one of the hardest hitting roast of all time.
jeff had time to think of a joke like this. pete was the perfect sacrifice
Austin Full ong I was like DAMNN
Ever ever. Lol
If it was real.
The movie soul plane was my worst experience with a plane😂
Love how nearly all the comments are appreciating Natasha's jokes. Get this lady a Netflix special!
"and that Hannibal guy" always makes me laugh 😂😂
"Snoop is like a cool ass salamander" underrated joke
"You look like Shaq's skeleton" that one got me..
That was the reason I watched this video
9:16 he really do look like it tho hahahah
Hahahaha
Randall from Monsters Inc lookin ass
"Kevin does all of his own stunts. He climbs up in his chair and goes up on his wife" 💀
This was funny asf 😭
Bro but they just needed Kevin in there
Why he do him like that 😭🤚🏼
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dying 🤣
That dropbox joke had me dying!! 😂😂😂
"soulplane was the worst experience of my life involving a plane" Was simply a great joke
'Baby is the most disliked video on the internet... Like statistically' KZhead rewind: 'Let me introduce myself'
Nick cannon invitation is on its way.
Prince Winston fuck you beat me to it😂😂😂😂
I was looking for this comment, thank you
which one
@@KicksPregnantWomen 2018
‘ All these rappers on stage but Martha Stewart did the most jail time ‘ 😭😭
Copied looser
😭😭☠️☠️ I can't-
@Mamba Divine Drive-by involving stock brokers.
Yeah, Riley Reid is really funny.
Lol n f u
hannibal talking about pete davidson’s face gives me life in its purest form but simultaneously robs me of oxygen.
Love how snoop jus casually pulls out a blunt and starts takin hits 😂😂
I just like how snoop is able to smoke anywhere
I bet he only goes places if he can smoke there 😂
I think it may actually just be a prerequisite to having Snoop at any kind of event.
@@JTPCovers Correct. If he can't smoke he won't go. He famously skipped multiple countries to hold concerts in if he would be unable to smoke.
Begs the question how is he still alive. If superman exists snoop must have his lungs
he gets fined for smoking.. like he gives a fuck about fines...
Put eminem, corey taylor, gordon ramsay and simon cowell in there.
And jim carrey lol
U want blood dont u
@@aang2976 who doesn't? hahahaha
Youuu fucking donkey !
Don't forget my man Jeremy Clarkson
"Kevin heart is so short he calls Lil Wayne Wayne" was just epic 🤣🤣😂😂😂
Sitting next to that Hannibal guy got me 🤣
Kevin hart and shaq giggling together is the best thing ever
Pete Davidson: says a joke about his dad being dead Too far? Audience: Laughs Pete: Ok, we're good.
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Everyone:Tries To Roast Justin Bieber for 2 hours Justin: Roasts Everyone in 5 minutes
@@russellgreen5429 p
No Terra, you are the best thing ever
Martha Stewart isn’t even roasting She’s just telling her time in prison 😂
It was all build up to shaq roast
she's not just roasting she's sautéing and basting
and plugging her merch XD
She was in a Country club of a prison.
Ali Alhasson this is a clip
When Hannibal said "You seem like a nice guy but when I talk to you I don't have fun." To Pete Davidson, that had to be the one that hurt the most all night.
Idk man I think Justin dug deep on snoop at the end there.
Always back here and enjoy it like the first time.
Nah fam. The harshest burn was the one Pete Davidson's dad got.
Holy shit hahahahhahaha
Omfg Jesus Christ
Universal Unicorn fr, that was brutal
at the roast or on that plane
Wow
“Snoop the only way you’ll get another hit is if you stand behind suge knights car in a parking lot” mannn💀💀💀
Didn't expect a cameo from Ron Burgundy😂
How Jeff Ross just casually transitions saying “enough about ludacris, how about foodacris” is great
I needed that. Thanks for the laughs.
Pete risked so much with that plane joke and I feel the audience didn't give him enough credit for it.
Can u explain why?
@@atlasreborn7221 oh yes sorry i just googled it, 9/11 joke, when 9/11 caused his father's death? To roast others he burned himself.
@@gagugal1062 That's exactly why :)
He's on a stage where you can say whatever you want..where's the risk?
@@vinnymac7565 He's a comedian, what happens on stage is all that matters... unless you're louis ck...
“Soul Plane is the worst experience of my life involving a plane” - Pete Davidson
shit that went over my head when I was watching
I hope people get that
When i first heard that joke i immediately became a fan of him 💀
@@bimple6425 oh i'm sure most definitely did, that was funny as fuck
i honestly don’t get it, can someone tell me?? 😂😂
That reggae joke from Shaq is the most funniest and Accurate I’ve ever heard😂
“Tyler Perry’s Of Mice and Men” had me rolling
I died at “snoop looks like shaq’s skeleton” lmfao
Pyromancer “retired WNBA player” haha😂
😂😂
Funniest part😂
I totally died at that part too xD
No WNBA was way better
Selena wasn’t there because Justin can’t make her come.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She was just afraid jb would have roasted her ass off😂
OoooooOooooo
@@sasgay3735 yyou didn't get the joke
Hahaha great
No fatigue on this...... Much love from 🇹🇿+255
Justin’s opening line is one of the best lines in this
“Snoop looks like a retired WNBA player”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoooooo that shit made me giggle lol
😂 😂 😂 😂
Best comment ever
LMAO!!!!
Ludacris had a straight face all night long and he really seemed to hate all the roast towards him
There was some low blows lol
I wish preacher lawson was here...
Cuz snoop didnt pass him the blunt 🤣
Kinda brought his family into it
He thinks the jokes were LUDACRIS
Ron Burgandy flicking his cigarette in Bieber’s face gets me every time😂😂 Wish they included that.
Snoop intro got me like let's go boys it's time for the real fun 😂
pete davidson can take a joke better than anyone on the planet
And on the plane too
@@rudiandika201 ?
@@renn4913 his dad died on 9/11
That is his way of dealing with his loss.
Alex K. yeah i got that
"SNOOP LOOKS LIKE SHAQ'S SKELETON" that shit had me rollin'
Hilarious.
I loved it when she said to Kevin that he looked like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer 😂😂
1,600th like
We watched the video too.
The part that really got me was the blunt 🤣🤣
I am still looking for the full vid where Jeff lost his cool when Shaq roasted him. Dude actually got up with a menacing look on his face, thought he could take on Shaq😂😂😂
"Why you gotta bring jesus to your mess? That man has suffer enough." I cant- 🤣🤣🤣
"The only person that's inhaled more smoke than Snoop is Pete Davidon's dad inside the world trade center"... Biggest burn 🔥
That's why I love these roasts there is no filter...😂🤣😂🤣
Not the first time his dad got burnt!
@@shubhamchauhan8769 bruh 😂😂
Damn bruh. Thats tough. They had no chill
And Pete Davidson with the big grin and thumbs up. These guys are fookin madlads.
I’m sorry when Natasha said snoop looked like Shaqs skeleton I LOST IT
And kevin hart is shaqs pp
Wasn’t that funny but if you liked it it’s ok 👌
PicturemeRollin TK the local wet blanket
Too funny 🤣
Ella Boehme poor humor
Sitting next to that hannibal guy had me 😭😭
11:34 BEST ONE
Pete Davidson: *says a joke about his dad being dead* Too far? Audience: *Laughs* Pete: Ok, we're good.
Snoop is the baller here . Cool video, thanks for sharing. Now lets get cooking......
Lol
I love how Pete was the only one applauding the joke about his dad
Selena wasn’t there because Justin can’t make her come.
Selena would roast the living hell out of Justin
“My dad died in 911” “Soul plane was the worst experience in my life involving a plane”
😳
I had to fly cape air... (SMD special)
@Vishnu PM mzz A
BUT I WAS WAITING FOR KEVIN HARTS ROAST THOOO
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Kevin hart dying at every joke is the best thing ever😂😂
He said “you seem like a nice person but when I talk to you I just don’t have fun” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
‘the only one who’s inhaled more smoke than snoop is Pete Davidson’s dad inside the world trade center’ that was brutalllll
Definitely the most intense joke
Hardcore
Trevor was there
The most brutal!!! I'm not a huge Pete Davidson fan! But he has my respect for being able to make those jokes, and take em! #tougherthanithought
That was vicious!
“ Don’t bring Jesus into your mess That man has suffered enough “ 😂😂😂
@Illuminati ?? The fuck this have to do with anything lmao
@Illuminati wow. Look at you. Expecting to get praise eh? Well sorry to tell you but here. You dropped this Circus Ticket
@Illuminati just stfu kid 12 yrs old need some attention
Jesus is love , he loves me and care about me than anyone else Jesus wept for John the Baptist and lazurs , he loves and cries for u , no matter how many times u failed he still loves you and will never give up on u ❤️
The greatest man in history is Jesus. He had no servant yet they called him master . He had no degree , yet they called him teacher . He had no medicines yet they called him healer . He had no army , yet kings feared him . He has not won military battles yet he conquered the world . He committed no crime yet he was crucified . He was bruised tomb . Yet he lives today Spread the Love of our Lord ♥️
7:07 Crowd: "Nooooooo" Pete: *Happiest thumbs up*
"soul train was the worst experience in my life involving a plane"😂😂
I swear Ludacris was butt hurt the entire time he ain't built for roasts 😂
It was edited to look like that, dude was having a good time if you watch full version. Hate how they edit these.
@@onlineidssuck I have seen the full roast several times and I say the same thing every time 😂
AndreEazyAKAMurph Ikr after Martha dropped him u could see the pain in his eyes
@@AndreEazyAKAMurph Even in the full version they cutout a lot. I think he might have been pissed at the Paul Walker jokes, given that he'd died around that time. Comedy Central actually removed those jokes from the full version.
With a name like that, he should be prepared for it
Did Kevin come there to just laugh? 😂
he is the host of the show
He was the host of the roast
And to be laughed at
its about time some one told hi jokes
He’s not tall enough to reach the mic
hilarious!!!! I'm wondering if they use cue cards on this show or actually memorise these jokes...
Whenever I need a laugh I watch clips of this roast 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luda really hated this. Every joke they made about him you could see he couldn't even pretend to laugh, he just HATED it.
i mean martha just murdered him
Mans got ticked off over a Justin Bieber joke
The jokes against him weren’t even as bad as the jokes about the others...
Its so uncomfortable to watch him be offended af like what kind of personality do you have where you can't even laugh at yourself for a few mins to make the situation more bearable. Everybody laughed but Luda that was too embarrassing. He hurt lmao
One of them made a joke about Paul Walker, PRETTY sure that's why he was in a bad mood.
2:29 "All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewert has done the most jailtime" LMAOOO 😂😂
That joke was one of my favorites
ghost kinda sounds racists
Pete Davidsons dad joke and fucking killed me
ghost That white chick had the best joke where Justin is good dancer cuz he was dogging a coat hanger in the womb..
@@morakennon4602 Get off the internet if you can't handle simple ass jokes like that
Snoop losing it over Ron Burgundy kills me every time.
Ludacris was the only one who didn’t look like he enjoyed it
Some of them joked about Paul Walkers death. Those jokes got cut.
@@redvue04 Ah, shit. I understand him now. You can't joke about untimely deaths...
@@emreevo8 of course you can. It's just not always funny
Yeah yo he was mad sensitive
3 kids with 3 different women he should be expecting it
“Snoop you look like shaqs skeleton”
Fuuuuuckkk🔥 😂
I died when she said that 😂😂😂😂😂did u see how hard SHAQ LAUGHED?
Itachi Uchiha im weak
Lmao when they said he looks like a retired WNBA player I immediately thought of brittney griner
Damn!!!
the kevin wife one was class😭
5:06 Probably one of the best ad placement in the history.
I love Justin's roast. Whoever wrote his jokes deserves a raise.
Oh. Shit.
omg lmao ru saying hes not funny bcuz you just roasted him😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
The lil Wayne one was kinda corny but the rest were funny asf
Never expected to hear a roast from Keanu reeves lmao
Frank Ocean
"It's good to see Comedy Central diversifying it's talent with whatever race Pete Davidson is"
Olivia Rose You got a vague ass face man, I don’t like it
Olivia Rose equal rights for zombies 2020
"I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy"
lmaooo
Hannibal was so fucking awesome in this.
I don't know how many times i have watched this video
🤣😂they don't miss one, awe!
"Kevin is so short he calls lil wayne, Wayne"🤣🤣🤣
"...goes up on his wife." hahahahaha
@@kenttekulve5506 🤣🤣🤣
What does he mean? Please explain me
Nice one dude🤣
@@vadaro1085 Because he's "shorter" than lil wayne so he doesnt see him as little
Wow glad least i saw this ,missed it on comedy central....I died laughing ☠️😂☠️😂☠️😂
Nothing´s more wholesome than that "Thanks Pete" ahahahah Zi Boss xD
"Shaquille is an Arabic name for "handsome" and O'Neal is the Irish word for "just kidding"." 🤣🤣 that was 🔥
@Mourderis t both of those names don’t mine that tho
Anthrax it’s a joke obviously
Is it true?
Bedo Samir it is ? Im arab and ive never heard of it شكيل؟ how do you say it ?
she lied to him jamil is the meaning of handsome in arabic not shaquille that means nothing lol