James Comey's Testimony Summed Up In A Word: 'Lordy!'

2017 ж. 3 Мам.
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FBI Director James Comey says the thought that his actions may have impacted the 2016 election makes him 'nauseous.' Talk about relatable!
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  • If only Melissa McCarthy walked in and took over as Sean Spicer walked out.

    @paulmeredith9404@paulmeredith94047 жыл бұрын
    • And no one could tell the difference!

      @foxsmith770@foxsmith7707 жыл бұрын
  • Still the host! Damn straight you are. Takes more than that to disappear Stephen Colbert.

    @TheIndieKitten@TheIndieKitten7 жыл бұрын
    • TheIndieKitten he think he can go on vacation lol no no colbert for prez

      @kingjahrecording6597@kingjahrecording65977 жыл бұрын
    • TheIndieKitten he can choose not to leave, CBS depends on this guy.

      @kevinrobinson5283@kevinrobinson52837 жыл бұрын
    • lol telling, the type of fans he has

      @killpixies@killpixies7 жыл бұрын
    • Colbert deserves a raise. Mo mo mo!

      @spinoff55@spinoff557 жыл бұрын
    • @@killpixies intelligent?

      @sillygoose635@sillygoose635 Жыл бұрын
  • Lordy knows I need my Stephen Colbert everyday just to get out of bed in the morning. I love his ability to push back and he has my full support.

    @DSherman50@DSherman507 жыл бұрын
    • DSherman50 ikr it's hard for lazy liberals to get out of bed

      @bignizzle6973@bignizzle69737 жыл бұрын
    • Big Nizzle well we can get more constructive things done in our sleep than President 💩 and his Trumptards can do while awake.

      @Chunkboi@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
    • Big Nizzle xx

      @barbarabrooks9620@barbarabrooks96207 жыл бұрын
    • It's hard for libtards to get out of bed cause they're still butt sore from Queen Hillary blowing the election.

      @roostero@roostero7 жыл бұрын
    • Vic Actually it's due to the walking inflammed hemorrhoid in the presidency. Too bad not even preparation H could take that thing down...

      @Chunkboi@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
  • It's funny how conservatives were so against LGBTQ rights back during the Obama presidency, but now, they're protesting against a homophobic joke made by a comedian (it wasn't even homophobic, to be honest).

    @aokaze-minotaur@aokaze-minotaur7 жыл бұрын
    • Alexander Lee against special rights

      @bignizzle6973@bignizzle69737 жыл бұрын
    • We don't actually care about the homophobia. We just can't stand Steven Colbert and if the libs got rid of O'reily then we want to get rid of Colbert.

      @samuelbaugh4952@samuelbaugh49527 жыл бұрын
    • Lebby Great if a conservative called Trump "Putin's cock holster" I'd absolutely die of laughter

      @scoobydoo982@scoobydoo9827 жыл бұрын
    • Samuel Baugh How many women has Colbert sexually harassed? Is there news on this? I haven't heard

      @Requ1escat1nPACE@Requ1escat1nPACE7 жыл бұрын
    • Implying that all trump supporters dont give a shit about lgbt is evidence you are still living in a bubble.

      @Icureditwithmybrain@Icureditwithmybrain7 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert has become the king of late night.

    @williambutt6867@williambutt68677 жыл бұрын
    • he turned it into a "political complaining about trump show"

      @visciddrop225@visciddrop2257 жыл бұрын
    • ViscidDrop2 I wouldn't call it complaining. more like calling the Trump administration out on it's bullshit.

      @ericlembeck9686@ericlembeck96867 жыл бұрын
    • Definitely, he's my angel!!

      @yhasmanknight1908@yhasmanknight19087 жыл бұрын
    • @@visciddrop225 Haven't you watched Meanwhile and Interviews ?

      @aviralgupta393@aviralgupta3933 жыл бұрын
  • I'm glad you didn't apologize, that was fucking amazing. And so was this one.

    @NickTheGreatAndPowerful@NickTheGreatAndPowerful7 жыл бұрын
    • Colbert - Never back down. Never surrender. As long as we can laugh, there's always hope.

      @spinoff55@spinoff557 жыл бұрын
    • same thing we said as a rodeo clown was in danger of going to jail for wearing an obama mask. you reap what you sew remember that in 8 years

      @hardwirecars@hardwirecars7 жыл бұрын
    • NickTheGreatAndPowerful all you are idiots supporting this loser lol you all are the ones who don't want to make America great again.

      @gerardoa673@gerardoa6737 жыл бұрын
    • Gerardo A hahaha good one .thanx fer fucking up the country

      @stevengonzalez3014@stevengonzalez30147 жыл бұрын
    • Gerardo A Right, and when exactly does the winning start? Everything he's tried to do has either been struck down as unconstitutional or failed to gain any traction whatsoever. He couldn't even get funding for the Great Wall of Stupid, and that was pretty much the last stand for him and his voter base. Hell, he couldn't even gut social services and cut taxes for the wealthy properly, and that's pretty much the damn point of the entire freaking Republican Party. Literally the only thing he's done shit out the worst Supreme Court Justice in history, a racist jackass backed with millions in dark money from sources he refuses to name, whose idea of "Constitutional Originalism" is getting on his knees and blowing corporations, and even for THAT, they had to change the rules to get him on.

      @NickTheGreatAndPowerful@NickTheGreatAndPowerful7 жыл бұрын
  • STILL THE HOST! Colbert is the only thing on late-night that I care about.

    @alexandertaylormusic@alexandertaylormusic7 жыл бұрын
    • so sad...

      @barrybrown2451@barrybrown24517 жыл бұрын
    • ... that trump is the "president' @@barrybrown2451

      @sillygoose635@sillygoose6355 жыл бұрын
    • Alexander Taylor John Oliver is probably better

      @montcliffeekuban1335@montcliffeekuban13354 жыл бұрын
    • @@montcliffeekuban1335 nah, Colbert by far.

      @sillygoose635@sillygoose6352 жыл бұрын
  • Why apologizing? He did not make fun of gays or insult them at all.

    @RuthCuadrado@RuthCuadrado7 жыл бұрын
    • Reaching

      @CNWhatImSaiyan@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
    • +poolerboy0077 But he's not laughing of an act. Not even mentioning an ACT. He's talking about a thing used in that act. He's just mocking the submissive relation of Trump with Putin. The joke would work the same way if it was talking about a man and a woman.

      @RuthCuadrado@RuthCuadrado7 жыл бұрын
    • That is absolute nonsense. had this whole thing been with Germany instead, the implications could have just as easily been made about Angela Merkel. What is funny is that he seems so infatuated with Russia's president (regardless of that person's gender) that he has become his little bitch and will do whatever Russia wants

      @marlathecancer@marlathecancer7 жыл бұрын
    • Because he thought some people might be hurt by what he said, regardless of his intent, and so decided to be a good person.

      @DavidVT23@DavidVT236 жыл бұрын
    • you know how people are these days, they just read into stuff like that

      @tuckerbowen4626@tuckerbowen46266 жыл бұрын
  • You know, I also felt nauseous on election night, mr. Comey.

    @KVWI@KVWI7 жыл бұрын
    • I liked this video because Stephen made me laugh... But honestly, I would have voted for Jill Stein even if Comey hadn't said anything. I couldn't in good conscience vote for either terrible candidates. And I'll do the same in 2020 if our broken two-party system keeps putting out shitty candidates.

      @quentinle4892@quentinle48927 жыл бұрын
    • Hillary is in no way as equally bad as Trump, and I say that as someone who evangelically supported Bernie Sanders

      @ileolai@ileolai7 жыл бұрын
    • I know the following case in point has been often copied and twisted by rightwing conspiracy nutjobs, but you can look up the facts on Wikipedia, or any dictionary or (non southern state) history book, that:

      @bobrolander4344@bobrolander43447 жыл бұрын
    • Hillary was proud to take advice from Henry Kissinger, i.e. the Secratary of State of RICHARD NIXON, a.k.a. the man who Amnesty International sued for being a war criminal, because he helped Facist Pinochet overthrow the DEMOCRATIC GOVERNMENT of CHILE. Pinochet in turn enabled the sick childmolesting, ex-nazi cultleader of COLOGNIA DIGNIDAD.

      @bobrolander4344@bobrolander43447 жыл бұрын
    • Sonoma Calling!, Would you care to comment on Jill Stein attending the same RT dinner as Michael Flynn and sitting at the same table with both him and Vladimir Putin? Was Dr. Stein paid to attend? Did Dr. Stein speak with President Putin? With General Flynn? Did Dr. Stein meet or talk to anyone else while she was in Russia at that time? Why does Dr. Stein deny the need to investigate Trump Russia connections and issues - in particular after her worthless recount request? Is she ashamed to have solicited and wasted people's money on that? Oh, is Dr. Stein happy now that the Jill Stein International Pipeline is nearing completion?

      @justachannel9379@justachannel93797 жыл бұрын
  • "If u can take a dick u can take a joke." -Louie CK

    @ghostparker1987@ghostparker19877 жыл бұрын
    • Robert Parker I can take a _huge_ joke.

      @davidadams2395@davidadams23957 жыл бұрын
    • Robert Parker And I heard that in Patches' voice. Thanks, internet.

      @mavendeo@mavendeo7 жыл бұрын
    • Point Dexter DAAAAAAAAAMN! That burn was so sick, you should write for Colbert.

      @mavendeo@mavendeo7 жыл бұрын
    • Robert Parker ::: Great one!!! lol

      @brandyon6921@brandyon69217 жыл бұрын
    • You see, don't quote Louis, Rogan, Stanhope or Burr, because the right/left trigger factor will kick in and ruin comedy. We need to laugh, otherwise, life is miserable.

      @taunoctua245@taunoctua2457 жыл бұрын
  • Who knew "Gosh" and "Lordy" would be in the news in 2017...

    @tianxiaozhang@tianxiaozhang7 жыл бұрын
    • Tianxiao Zhang I know, right? Gosh darn Trump straight to heck!

      @Chunkboi@Chunkboi7 жыл бұрын
    • Golly gee...

      @CNWhatImSaiyan@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
  • Bravo Stephen Colbert! You are the Comedian of the People! 💙

    @ln031744@ln0317447 жыл бұрын
  • GOOD for you Stephen!!!! HATS OFF and KEEP IT UP

    @querubekelso9398@querubekelso93987 жыл бұрын
    • yeah💎🌟☀⭐🔥👁👁

      @shantoreywilkins1123@shantoreywilkins11237 жыл бұрын
  • Trump supporters are calling to boycott stephen's show, as if they even watched in the first place.

    @delibertatem4922@delibertatem49227 жыл бұрын
    • lol..exactly.

      @whatsina1@whatsina17 жыл бұрын
    • De Libertatem boring

      @Oh_Loki@Oh_Loki7 жыл бұрын
    • they probably don't understand how boycotting works ....

      @OscarChabrand@OscarChabrand7 жыл бұрын
    • like when they wanted to boycott Hamilton.

      @briestoll@briestoll7 жыл бұрын
    • here come the star spangled tears.

      @quester09@quester097 жыл бұрын
  • #FireColbert is accomplishing 3 things: - Showing how pernicious the Russian automated troll media machine is (seriously, did they just buy Tay from microsoft to make tweets on their behalf?) - Increasing Colbert's viewer base - Setting him up for a presidential run

    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing7 жыл бұрын
    • 4c1dr3fl3x 1. "Muh Russian trolls!!!1!!!!!" 2. Yeah maybe 3. No it doesn't

      @ao-vd8py@ao-vd8py7 жыл бұрын
    • xD

      @diegodvs@diegodvs7 жыл бұрын
    • Idiot

      @DrJones20@DrJones207 жыл бұрын
    • 4c1dr3fl3x how much retarded someone has to be for write something like that?? hahaha

      @frankrg7671@frankrg76717 жыл бұрын
  • Wow, "they can just live in the state they want to" is the Healthcare equivalent of "let them eat cake" completely out of touch with what real life is actually like

    @SteelBollocks@SteelBollocks7 жыл бұрын
  • "Lordy" sounds like Jesus' popstar name.

    @mineMissHellsing@mineMissHellsing7 жыл бұрын
    • We will never be royals... until Trump has his say...

      @nikobatallones@nikobatallones7 жыл бұрын
    • What.

      @mineMissHellsing@mineMissHellsing7 жыл бұрын
    • Niko Batallones I got it lol

      @azure_paladin4706@azure_paladin47067 жыл бұрын
    • It's what his parents called him until he got to High school.

      @Mozart1220@Mozart12207 жыл бұрын
  • I am glad Stephen has not regrets telling the joke that got him so much grief, and I don't have any regret lmao upon hearing said monologue. Colbert rocks!

    @susanreynolds5624@susanreynolds56247 жыл бұрын
  • This guy is the director of the FBI? Lordy...

    @6slade@6slade7 жыл бұрын
    • Him or a Trump pick? Him every time.

      @sugadagud3093@sugadagud30937 жыл бұрын
    • He was Bush appointed no difference.

      @acun4075@acun40757 жыл бұрын
    • jennifer woundedknee *gowdy men will arise.

      @GrahamCracka78@GrahamCracka787 жыл бұрын
    • jennifer woundedknee Oh lordy...

      @CNWhatImSaiyan@CNWhatImSaiyan7 жыл бұрын
    • Jacks Publishing are you trying to make trump voters look bad? because if so, you're succeeding extremely well

      @YouSillyClown@YouSillyClown7 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert is the best host on late night TV. God bless America and the 1st Amendment!

    @michaelanderson5747@michaelanderson57477 жыл бұрын
    • Michael Anderson until he bashes libs

      @bignizzle6973@bignizzle69737 жыл бұрын
    • The first amendment protects ALL speech, I'm good with that.

      @michaelanderson5747@michaelanderson57477 жыл бұрын
    • He calls out hypocrisy on both sides of the aisle-clearly you've never seen the Colbert Report around Obama's time. There's just way more hypocrisy on one particular side at the moment.

      @Yamboyz1@Yamboyz17 жыл бұрын
    • No the best host is Jimmy Kimmel, bless him and his son

      @sh4rksh4d0vv@sh4rksh4d0vv7 жыл бұрын
    • Been a fan since he was first on, The Daily Show.

      @michaelanderson5747@michaelanderson57477 жыл бұрын
  • Damn straight you're still the host!

    @mathewchacko7588@mathewchacko75887 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert is still alive!

    @PictureFit@PictureFit7 жыл бұрын
    • get a life man! stop wasting your time commenting on youtube's video! I'm waiting for yours.

      @kakashiMEK@kakashiMEK7 жыл бұрын
    • Love your channel dude. Do a face reveal.

      @makdavian3567@makdavian35677 жыл бұрын
    • Bro! U rock! Waiting for ur next video 🙂

      @abidex16@abidex167 жыл бұрын
    • PictureFit great channel by the way

      @Jasonblade9012@Jasonblade90127 жыл бұрын
    • PictureFit omg i know you 😱

      @shauni1987@shauni19877 жыл бұрын
  • As someone who is queer, I wasn't the slightest bit offended by his "few choice insults". Especially because I *know* Colbert is an ally of the LGBTQ community

    @nschwartz311@nschwartz3117 жыл бұрын
  • it just keeps happening, a total double standard: just as Hilary was held to an astronomically higher standard of honesty & ethics than Trump, Colbert is held to a different standard than Drumpf and his supporters.

    @deborahcrawford9079@deborahcrawford90797 жыл бұрын
  • He doesn't need to apologize. First off, he didn't say anything 'homophobic' (some of you need to learn what that actually means). Lighten up people. If someone on FOX called Obama something (which they have btw) I wouldn't be screaming for their heads, I would just call them and idiot and move on. Why does every gawd damn thing have to be an issue.

    @piedon1051@piedon10517 жыл бұрын
    • He never did apologized, he actually said he has no regrets and would do it again.

      @223Drone@223Drone7 жыл бұрын
    • Pie Don because Satan wants everyone's soul. the more angry you are the more easy it is for him to get you to sin. it's a great strategy from a militiralistic standpoint.

      @charlieclark9552@charlieclark95527 жыл бұрын
    • Charlie Clark Interesting...

      @helenpatterson3858@helenpatterson38587 жыл бұрын
    • Fighting Falcon16 Trump has already said more than enough to draw calls for impeachment. Blow job's aren't just for homosexuals. Specifically Donald Trump is Putin's bitch. Bought and paid for by Russia.

      @helenpatterson3858@helenpatterson38587 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen better stay as the host as well. Man's hilarious and on fire these months.

    @evamclaughlin2874@evamclaughlin28747 жыл бұрын
    • Eva McLaughlin AGREED! He's been burning it up on late night and so on point!! 🔥🔥🔥

      @rosslynstandingwater4994@rosslynstandingwater49947 жыл бұрын
  • Y'know, I would be fine with Comey publicizing the Hilary investigation, if only he'd publicized the Trump one in the same way.

    @shademonki13@shademonki137 жыл бұрын
    • The Trump one was a counter-intelligence investigation though, which is kinda different. You don't want to tip off the people you're investigating there.

      @callofduty611@callofduty6115 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen just gets better and better.

    @ATAVMJPRO@ATAVMJPRO7 жыл бұрын
  • Doing the Lord's work, Stephen Colbert is. When Trump is issuing executive orders that hurt so many people, an insult is necessary and the least of the things that president has coming. Priorities, people!

    @ebmena@ebmena7 жыл бұрын
  • Trump supporter's claim to be anti-PC yet when Stephen Colbert insults Trump they go all PC and demand that he gets fired. "Its now very common to hear people say I'm rather offended by that." As if it gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. "I find that offensive." It has no meaning, it has no purpose, it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. "I'm offended by that. Well, so fucking what? - Stephen Fry I'm happy to see Colbert has no regrets saying what he said.

    @223Drone@223Drone7 жыл бұрын
    • 223Drone it's always amazed me how blatantly hypocritical people can be

      @jsounds535@jsounds5357 жыл бұрын
    • +Fighting Falcon16 Nope its most certainly trump supporters like you who are the hypocrites. Not to mention Stephen Colbert's comment about Trump wasn't even homophobic to begin with. The only ones who thinks his comments are homophobic are ironically Trump supporters who are apparently okay with having an anti-LGBT VP. The phrase "They can dish it out but they can't take" perfectly describes Trump and his supporters.

      @223Drone@223Drone7 жыл бұрын
    • +Fighting Falcon 16 I'm pretty sure no one in the LGBT community found Stephen's comment homophobic most of the ones who did are Trump supporters such as you. Which is ironic considering Trump has Mike Pence as his VP who's pretty much anti-LGBT. Your also proving my point in that you claim to be anti-PC but hear you are acting completely PC for something that isn't even homophobic. His comment is pointing out that Trump is trying to appease Putin and other Russian oligarchs. There is nothing even remotely homophobic about it. Also Fox has pretty much been saying anti-LGBT stuff for quite a while. Most people usually call Fox out on their BS or simply ignore them.

      @223Drone@223Drone7 жыл бұрын
  • #firecolbert? nah im going with #firetrump

    @chanyiyang8432@chanyiyang84327 жыл бұрын
  • "I don't regret that" - You're an American hero!

    @geforce1231@geforce12317 жыл бұрын
  • With each passing day, Stephen gets even more savage. Makes a trump presiduncey far more bearable.

    @sidneyalberts2916@sidneyalberts29167 жыл бұрын
    • Your out of your cotton pickin mind, Haha calm down you triggered snowflake. I am sure you would love for Trump to destroy the first amendment so he can sue people who say negative things about him but he is not powerful enough. Suck it up cupcake. If Donny is around to say and do dumb shit, Colbert will be there to make fun of him.

      @ericpetres5056@ericpetres50567 жыл бұрын
    • I'm sure they'll find nothing near as bad as what we already know about Trump. For example, Colbert can speak in complete sentences.

      @jbeach2323@jbeach23237 жыл бұрын
    • Sidney Alberts Your mind is far too simple to understand what actual comedy is. Silly little liberal. 🤣

      @MP-oj9tk@MP-oj9tk7 жыл бұрын
    • Your bitch lost get over it.

      @johnny5936@johnny59367 жыл бұрын
    • Sidney Alberts he's the best thing to remedy Trump stress!!!

      @HRHQueenAngelita@HRHQueenAngelita7 жыл бұрын
  • So happy CBS is standing behind Stephen's savagery, we need this.

    @chipahoy3530@chipahoy35307 жыл бұрын
    • Chip Ahoy: Liberals need homophobic slurs/savagery? I though you was against this type of demeaning behavior?? Hypocrisy is real within the liberal gang...

      @DODGECHARGER-vv7sg@DODGECHARGER-vv7sg7 жыл бұрын
    • The american soldier it wasn't a homophobic slur. It was a slur against trump being putins submissive bitch. Two straight men being forced to suck dick is not gay it is an act of submission.

      @joshwalla7@joshwalla77 жыл бұрын
    • Chip Ahoy actually y'all need to examine why y'all lost the election and stop pretending everyone who sees thru your russia birtherism conspiracys is a russian agent www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article147475484.html

      @ianschmitt4991@ianschmitt49917 жыл бұрын
    • Joshua Guzman No it's 💯% gay,keep telling yourself that you special lil 🦄....Death would be submission..

      @mrmartinez1063@mrmartinez10637 жыл бұрын
    • #ColbertSpitsFire

      @konagolden5661@konagolden56617 жыл бұрын
  • Aw, he forgot to mention how the GOP would be exempt from the bill. How they wouldn't be charged extra for pre-existing medical conditions for them and their staffers.

    @bloodraven432@bloodraven4327 жыл бұрын
    • yeah and the sky is falling!!!

      @barrybrown2451@barrybrown24517 жыл бұрын
  • Keep rocking Stephen!!

    @JuanCamiloBarragan@JuanCamiloBarragan7 жыл бұрын
  • I'm totally with you, Stephen! The Orange buffoon and his cohorts need to be outed. Keep up the good work! Keep speaking truth!

    @RedBlack1707@RedBlack17077 жыл бұрын
    • Guess who just did that?

      @tmseh@tmseh7 жыл бұрын
    • humorWars : 👏👏👏👍👍

      @classicfox1ify@classicfox1ify7 жыл бұрын
    • Trump will be impeached. It's a coming!

      @tmseh@tmseh7 жыл бұрын
    • Barbara Rasso we didn't impeach the imposter of the past 8 yrs. why would we impeach Trump?

      @hovermaster939@hovermaster9397 жыл бұрын
    • We couldn't get Bill Clinton out. What makes you think Trump will be any easier?

      @SpectralUmbreon197@SpectralUmbreon1977 жыл бұрын
  • I love how Stephen comes out swinging for the fences every night. It's like he had stewart oooooos for breakfest

    @Squaliebawse@Squaliebawse7 жыл бұрын
    • 💎🌟☀⭐🔥🃏🎭😹😂😹😂🎭🃏

      @shantoreywilkins1123@shantoreywilkins11237 жыл бұрын
    • Stewart O's, lmfao! :D

      @jamieslaght@jamieslaght7 жыл бұрын
  • I will only watch Stephen MORE now.

    @cdcanada7182@cdcanada71827 жыл бұрын
  • Lmao Stephen you're literally getting me through this bullshit year.

    @katdada@katdada7 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Stephen!!

    @hyo3431@hyo34317 жыл бұрын
  • Last time I was this early, people didn't want Stephen Colbert to be fired from his job because he hurt the feelings of some racists.

    @alejandromariscal-salazar2713@alejandromariscal-salazar27137 жыл бұрын
    • Most of the people demanding Stephen get fired are Christian fundamentalist Trump tramps who would make homosexuality a crime if they had their way.

      @quentinle4892@quentinle48927 жыл бұрын
    • +Alex Salazar, racist have feeling, hhhhhmm, that's new.

      @ricky9470@ricky94707 жыл бұрын
    • Alex Salazar I find it ironic that these are the same people bitching about political correctness!

      @johnedwards1968@johnedwards19687 жыл бұрын
    • I am almost 100% sure that the overwhelming majority of people complaining are of the liberal left wing who dont know stephen colbert, not trump supporters

      @cornercarton@cornercarton7 жыл бұрын
    • +Corner Carton no... They're pretty much right wing/ trump supporters. Since they're annoyed he "insulted" Donald Trump.

      @saitamatrash2527@saitamatrash25277 жыл бұрын
  • Trump: "We're going to repeal and replace Obamacare" Me: "But, you're gonna need congressional approval and *YOU DON'T HAVE THE VOTES*, _a h a h a h a h a_"

    @4bs_ben@4bs_ben7 жыл бұрын
    • Amazing reference right there - heard Daveed Diggs laugh out loud 🤣

      @harinisridharan1188@harinisridharan1188 Жыл бұрын
  • I was so lucky to be in the audience for this taping. It was a lot of fun, though no one ever tells you that you're gonna lose your voice from all the cheering and screaming they need you to do.

    @MsMockingjay07@MsMockingjay077 жыл бұрын
  • "Who's attacking me now?" Vol. 2

    @SunnyGoodbye@SunnyGoodbye7 жыл бұрын
    • It didn't make much of a difference when #CancelColbert was started about that supposed "racial slur" either, so I doubt this would do anything also

      @ArgonTheAware@ArgonTheAware7 жыл бұрын
    • kevin willems A few years ago. There was a Left-wing SJW snowflake named Suey Park who tried to get people to cancel Colbert over a joke. Now Right-wing Trumpista snowflakes are doing the same lol

      @EdNorty@EdNorty7 жыл бұрын
    • EdNorty apparently Suey Park had quite a backlash against her for starting that hashtag and got "doxing" with some death threats. Syfy even did the first episode of "The Internet ruined my life" about her having to "go into hiding" after it. www.syfy.com/theinternetruinedmylife/episodes

      @ArgonTheAware@ArgonTheAware7 жыл бұрын
    • ArgonTheAware She definitely only deserved criticism and a hit on her reputation. Not death threats. The internet and mob mentality can be a scary thing sometimes.

      @EdNorty@EdNorty7 жыл бұрын
    • That's probably true, but it also might serve as a warning to those that also have a "mob mentality" to pile on Colbert this time that it works both ways

      @ArgonTheAware@ArgonTheAware7 жыл бұрын
  • *WIPE OUT REPUBLICANS OFF THE FACE OF CONGRESS 2018!* #WOROFOC2018!

    @stalematesibling@stalematesibling7 жыл бұрын
    • with a cloth?

      @ileolai@ileolai7 жыл бұрын
    • fuck u open borders anarchy, Democrats we the people see that bullshit fuck Democrats

      @Gil7111TX@Gil7111TX7 жыл бұрын
    • Duane Christian in

      @chandarachuon7946@chandarachuon79467 жыл бұрын
    • Jesus Christ what is wrong with you people?

      @eluwapro257@eluwapro2577 жыл бұрын
    • so far you all agree with trump but your democrat so he is bad right. fucking idiots

      @hardwirecars@hardwirecars7 жыл бұрын
  • Keep doing your thing Stephen love every bit !

    @maryvendetti5094@maryvendetti50947 жыл бұрын
  • Wait since when did conservatives start to care about gay rights? lol

    @camq-py7bs@camq-py7bs7 жыл бұрын
  • I think Comey is obsessed with Finnish heavy metal band and surprising 2006 Eurovision Song Contest winners Lordi

    @davidrosing-schow8097@davidrosing-schow80977 жыл бұрын
    • lol

      @carmengeorgeweddings3906@carmengeorgeweddings39067 жыл бұрын
    • David Rosing-Schow THAT would be a very welcome plot twist

      @jeffmachem2702@jeffmachem27027 жыл бұрын
  • " He should have stuck with Dog Catchers , because we know they don't grab Pussies." COLBERT YOU SAVAGE!!!!!

    @mrHunleashesHELL@mrHunleashesHELL7 жыл бұрын
    • Mr. H. yes, he's your savior.

      @jackluminous4573@jackluminous45737 жыл бұрын
  • I love Steve colbert he's real news keep up the good work

    @fakeconservatives309@fakeconservatives3097 жыл бұрын
  • Do your job NOW James Comey, on TRUMP!

    @stephenmilner6719@stephenmilner67197 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen is on FIRE!!!

    @lindamartin2929@lindamartin29297 жыл бұрын
    • Linda Martin i wish he was

      @ghfhgfuuu@ghfhgfuuu7 жыл бұрын
  • I love you Stephen Colbert!!!!! Without you this this mess would be so depressing.

    @cmpsgirl78@cmpsgirl787 жыл бұрын
  • Team COLBERT!!😘👍🏻

    @applehappyx-files2456@applehappyx-files24567 жыл бұрын
  • No apoligies needed Stephen. Keep your thoughts & monologues about the liar in chief coming !!! You're the best !!!

    @lambertguimond2227@lambertguimond22277 жыл бұрын
  • THANK YOU Stephen and CBS! You have convinced me to purchase the online Subscription for CBS and your show! Keep up the good work!

    @lullatstars@lullatstars7 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert is on a roll! His jokes are out of the ballpark. 👍

    @swn6@swn67 жыл бұрын
  • Beneath this slew of comments, there's still a trump supporter yelling "Pizzagate".

    @Mrs.Weddington@Mrs.Weddington7 жыл бұрын
  • never apologize for telling the truth, the truth hurts

    @marcopolo7449@marcopolo74497 жыл бұрын
    • The truth that Hillary lost?

      @eluwapro257@eluwapro2577 жыл бұрын
    • Eluwa Pro Who? No. The truth that Trump is trash.

      @Human-shapedbeing@Human-shapedbeing7 жыл бұрын
    • Hillary is a corrupt politician. There are only 2 Genders. There is no wage gap. Whites were slaves too. Whites get shot by cops more than blacks. The Left isn't funny. Boom...Truth hurts.

      @TheCrappyRobot@TheCrappyRobot7 жыл бұрын
    • TheCrappy Robot lol so much non- truth there, but it defiantly hurts... more like a pain in my bum though...

      @Human-shapedbeing@Human-shapedbeing7 жыл бұрын
    • Marco Polo this is why your side lost, the truth hurts www.mcclatchydc.com/news/politics-government/article147475484.html

      @ianschmitt4991@ianschmitt49917 жыл бұрын
  • yeay!!! don't change anything

    @SuperXrunner@SuperXrunner7 жыл бұрын
  • Would someone please ask McCarthy how you can DO something if you haven't decided WHAT to do.

    @Astrobrant2@Astrobrant27 жыл бұрын
  • Hats off to you for not backing down. Thinking of you from Summerville. please stay safe

    @tski3458@tski34587 жыл бұрын
  • Dude, I'm gay af. To me, it wasn't homophobic just super funny. Also why the fuck are homophobes upset about a homophobic comment... ?

    @neeblablaba@neeblablaba7 жыл бұрын
    • Sarah Ponta same

      @jackprice9072@jackprice90727 жыл бұрын
  • We love you Stephen ❤

    @gracielaflores7824@gracielaflores78247 жыл бұрын
  • I wish he'd said, "Lawsy, lawsy"

    @carolyngrinberg6889@carolyngrinberg68897 жыл бұрын
  • Love IT !!!! GO Stephen Colbert !!!!!!!

    @jensonwang1831@jensonwang18317 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert has nothing to apologize for.

    @pashmina858@pashmina8587 жыл бұрын
    • Pashmina858, you are exactly right. Thank God we have individuals like Colbert who are smart enough and brave enough to point out the hypocrisy of the people in the highest seats of power. He is at the forefront of the media voice of sanity.

      @ceciliacecilia4618@ceciliacecilia46187 жыл бұрын
    • Pashmina858: Yes, this opens the door to making homophobic slurs the norm. , funny, and cool within the liberal party!!! No apologies, keep it going liberals!

      @DODGECHARGER-vv7sg@DODGECHARGER-vv7sg7 жыл бұрын
    • Pashmina858 DOUBLESTANDARDS

      @flexseal3992@flexseal39927 жыл бұрын
    • Crocodile tears from the Pepes is all it is. They thing they found a stick to hit liberals with. They're irrelevant-on this issue, as well as in the big picture.

      @Dorian_sapiens@Dorian_sapiens7 жыл бұрын
    • There's also a lot of SJW pearl clutchers that want to be offended like it's synonymous with winning at life in the outrage as well.

      @Zusias@Zusias7 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert..... keep doing your thing

    @DjHmgud2129@DjHmgud21297 жыл бұрын
  • “They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is done.”Don't stop until it is done Stephen.

    @samualwatkins@samualwatkins7 жыл бұрын
  • Colbert is funny. Humor requires intellect. Intellect contradicts Trump. --> Colbert has not lost a single fan with his roast of the Donald.

    @yas96225@yas962257 жыл бұрын
    • Yeah, he is not compatible with slow learners.

      @yas96225@yas962257 жыл бұрын
    • lobomuerto11 that just goes to show you're a fool.

      @Shiva108@Shiva1087 жыл бұрын
    • I was a fan. He lost me. I've had enough of the double standards coming from Hillary's cock holsters.

      @Roman8341@Roman83417 жыл бұрын
    • Lol. If you would have watched him you would know how ridiculous your comment is.

      @yas96225@yas962257 жыл бұрын
    • Nope. I watched as I always have. He sold his soul for this new job. If you would have watched you would know how ridiculous your comments are.

      @Roman8341@Roman83417 жыл бұрын
  • Good for u, stephie! This is why youre number one!!!

    @baddmanaz@baddmanaz7 жыл бұрын
  • Yo trump voters Freedom of speech is a brilliant thing am i right

    @Soliy87@Soliy877 жыл бұрын
    • lol it was the sjws calling him a homophobe

      @bigdaddi69@bigdaddi697 жыл бұрын
    • sorry your selective free speech tears make me happy XD

      @Soliy87@Soliy877 жыл бұрын
    • +Solidus327.. and as a proud American, I'm glad you're happy. laugh while you can..

      @jackluminous4573@jackluminous45737 жыл бұрын
    • Jack Luminous Only the government can't hinder free speech. People using a protest is free speech to stop anothers free speech is perfectly legal.

      @joshwalla7@joshwalla77 жыл бұрын
    • Jack Luminous white supremecist idealism is what the country started as but that is not how is today.

      @joshwalla7@joshwalla77 жыл бұрын
  • Lordy, Stay Human plays The Tribett's Bless the Lord as the outro! Made my day!

    @John-bn3ft@John-bn3ft7 жыл бұрын
  • "All it takes for evil to survive is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke Stephen Colbert is a VERY good man.

    @marcdorfner8446@marcdorfner84467 жыл бұрын
  • Host forever!

    @johnrobinson4445@johnrobinson44457 жыл бұрын
  • STILL THE HOST!

    @MarianelaIBendl@MarianelaIBendl7 жыл бұрын
  • Cannot imagine what it would be like without this guy on The Late Show. Specially after Letterman

    @sandhya5925@sandhya59257 жыл бұрын
  • Steven you are hysterical but the whole story is very sad thank you for the chuckle I'm at the end of my linedaillly nausea love you Steven please don't stop you should live & b well

    @dianechrisman6764@dianechrisman67647 жыл бұрын
  • we love you Colbert!!! Never back down!

    @jensen1901@jensen19017 жыл бұрын
  • GO STEPHEN

    @jakebeneski1977@jakebeneski19777 жыл бұрын
  • No Regrets! ✊ Colbert rocks! 👍👌👏👏👏👏

    @CoconutPatel@CoconutPatel7 жыл бұрын
  • I lose it every single time Colbert says a particularly cutting joke and then you hear Jon in the background singing "Cold Blooooooded!"

    @alexandraphillips6018@alexandraphillips60187 жыл бұрын
  • Comey had an impact in the election and he will forever go down in history because of it. I hope he can live with himself.

    @DinoWinoSaur@DinoWinoSaur7 жыл бұрын
  • So it's okay for the commander in chief of the country to insult the press and anyone who disagrees with him in the most classless and vulgar way, but when a comedian goes on an one minute, less than subtle rant, people go crazy? Moments like this really help me understand why some folks think there is no hope in humanity.

    @charlieni645@charlieni6457 жыл бұрын
  • he needs a raise!!! the only good thing to come from the election is colberts monologues.

    @IvanKrappenchitz@IvanKrappenchitz7 жыл бұрын
  • It's Stephen Colbert, no other late night host, whose monologues are always trending. This guy is just amazing.

    @RahulJaiswal-ck4xo@RahulJaiswal-ck4xo7 жыл бұрын
  • #GiveColbertARaise

    @Thumbsupurbum@Thumbsupurbum7 жыл бұрын
  • Keep going, Steve.

    @russellcampbell9198@russellcampbell91987 жыл бұрын
  • I wonder if anyone picked up on the Tye Tribbett Melody the band kept playing????????

    @KadeemHylton@KadeemHylton7 жыл бұрын
  • I know we're all royally fucked, but Colbert you give me hope

    @appersz@appersz7 жыл бұрын
  • Human disaster donald trump

    @ghettobrown209@ghettobrown2097 жыл бұрын
    • Lol snowflake loser😂

      @Gil7111TX@Gil7111TX7 жыл бұрын
    • GilbertoTX Hahaha, has Trump done so little since the election, that you all are still using the same argument since the election? If Trump makes it to 3 more years I'm pretty sure y'all will still be saying "we won the election" and calling us snowflake losers. Hahaha. That's all y'all did was win the election, but haven't done shit since you won. You know what that is like? it's like chasing the girl of your dreams for two years, and when she finally says yes, and undress, lay on her back spread eagle, and you sit there happy just saying I won, but never penetrate her. Eventually she will get up mad and leave, telling everyone you ain't shit and didn't know your job nor what to do, she might even call you insane and a fucking idiot.

      @michealgreen2424@michealgreen24247 жыл бұрын
    • GilbertoTX it's kind of ironic that you're using the term "snowflake" to describe a critic of Donald Trump (I presume that you voted for him based upon your use of such a Conservative buzzword) when Trump is arguably the biggest "snowflake" in existence. Labeling all media of which is critical of your career and/or temperament "fake news" and expressing the desire to alter libel/slander laws to, for all intents and purposes, suppress such dissidents not only makes Trump (and his supporters) a blatant hypocrite, but also displays that he is just as sensitive to warranted/fact-based criticism as social justice warriors (the group who he is said to oppose).

      @TheDesertFox1940@TheDesertFox19407 жыл бұрын
    • Gilberto is just another little boy who thinks acting like an asshole makes him cool. They are all a fucking joke. Nobody should care about the bullshit they say, mainly becuase it is always the same.

      @cjgarcia7979@cjgarcia79797 жыл бұрын
  • Stephen Colbert is my new hero.

    @alexmateus6746@alexmateus67467 жыл бұрын
  • The problem with the healthcare issue is that we are just looking for ways to pay for it - higher premiums, higher deductibles, etc - instead of asking ourselves why healthcare is so expensive in the first place. If the pharmaceutical companies and the hospitals, etc know that the insurance companies will be required to pay for their products and/or services, they are not much inclined to keep their costs low. And when you also factor in the fact that, at least in the case of hospitals, there is virtually NO competition, then you have a perfect storm of runaway costs. Pharmaceutical companies also do not have much incentive to keep costs low, especially if there is not a generic version of their medicine available. For example, did you know that the average cost of an open-heart surgery operation is over $70,000? Let that sink in for a few seconds..... SEVENTY FREAKING THOUSAND DOLLARS. I would LOVE to see the cost breakdown for that. Medical school is about $170,000. So anyway, the only way that we're really going to get costs under control for healthcare is to A) eliminate the paying agent/middle man: The insurance companies. Their sole purpose is to collect money (based on cost/risk analysis, etc), but the only way THEY make money is if people don't need their services. B) Go to a single payer system where, for example, a federal sales tax is used to collect money from EVERYBODY to BENEFIT everybody. This would mean a money pool of over 300 million people. You all know why this will never happen: Because most of our politicians are in bed with insurance companies, and so they will not do anything that will endanger that relationship. See, England and much of Europe did this right after WWII before the insurance companies could take hold (If they tried to do in this day and age they would have the same problem we have now). I don't see universal healthcare happening anytime soon, even though *poll after poll* for decades has shown that the vast majority of Americans are in favor of such a thing. JW3HH

    @JustWasted3HoursHere@JustWasted3HoursHere7 жыл бұрын
  • Jon Baptiste playing Tye Tribbet I will bless the Lord intro... nice!

    @ikobi@ikobi7 жыл бұрын
  • #always the host. Stephen Colbert rocks it nightly,actually makes me smile before i go to sleep so I can have some peace.

    @kimberlym8585@kimberlym85857 жыл бұрын
  • Oh Lordy, troubles so high! ... Comey.

    @ruirodtube@ruirodtube7 жыл бұрын
  • That little piano thing they do at the very beginning always reminds me of the new Zelda game for some reason.

    @UnresolvedExternal@UnresolvedExternal7 жыл бұрын
  • Love you, Stephen!!! You're not going anywhere!

    @dcrazypersiancat@dcrazypersiancat7 жыл бұрын
  • And of course, you would go north for impotence and other issues with the 'Maine vein'.

    @NewMessage@NewMessage7 жыл бұрын
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