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BUDDIES YOU HEARD IN THIS VIDEO ▼
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MUSIC ▼
The Night - Set Me Free: • The Night - Set Me Fre...
*smacks lips*
EATS A SKITTLE
CONVERTS TO ISLAM
*lips smacks*
So you're telling me
Reunites the Holy Roman Empire
I love how he said he just Sam Fishered you....oh only if they knew
Yup
Ha
They have Zero idea
Obi-Wan Kenobi u been a pun-ishment
@@michaelcullen951 bu dum tssh
"He just Sam Fisher'd my ass" 1 year later: *Zero sweats nervously*
2 years
Sam Fisher must be pissed that they nicknamed him Zero
@@bigguy9242 I bet he gives Zero fucks :D
@@robstarsixcringe7895 I see what you did there
@@bigguy9242 plus ubisoft hasn't released another splinter cell game
I’m still waiting for Buck to get an elite skin where he puts a shower head on a tree and BATHS in maple syrup
dude, hes gotta chug ten gallons of maple syrup in the mvp
What I want is 200 pounds of Canadian meat bathing in maple syrup naked.
Or his elite skin is buck from far cry 3
Out Casted King no just is a lumberjack and shotguns a tree down
Yes just yes
"Ayo ma, the toilet's clogged, get the grenade!" I never choked on food before but I nearly died on a bite of chicken hearing that.
the ptsd is real
MOM MADE CHICKEN
Ok
2:18 *the funniest part is that the toilet is completely fine*
I did that to a friend of mine with a back nade and he nearly killed me
@@lordchungus4744 I did that to my friend and killed him. Now I go once a year to his grave to pay respect
@@Reflection246 oh damn
The toilet was built to resist explosive diarrhea
“Nothing can hurt you when your parents are dead .” Oh so that’s how batman does it .
wow dark
Oh that’s how Spider-Man does it Let’s keep going with superheroes with dead parents
Is that why superman is so powerful?
Time to recreate those circumstances
parents are dead, this is lie, wish it was true :(
Props to badger for actually knowing what he’s talking about when it comes to firearms, as a gun nut I approve of badgers content.
He owns a 5.7
“OF COURSE YOU OWN A FUCKING 5.7” - Grouse
I'm pretty sure that this is going to be "Operation Enemy Detected Outside"
Curtis Mahon oh my god you called it
@@maddog6433 Few months too late but right nonetheless.
Imagine being caught in a 1v5 and suddenly "ur fukd" gets carved into your reinforced wall
oh man I am dead!!! hahaha
Oh look, it a maveri- OOOH GOD WHY AM I ON FIRE
115ed lmao
I was in a 5v1 I was clash and fuckinf fuze from the enemy team kills 3 enemies with tk he gets banned and the last one was like 10 hp... I won
At 13:00 you can hear clash yelling "NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!!!" As she tazes someone.
Clash is Brandon Roger's Hall Monitor
She seems like an angry principal, like those ones from old steriotypical movies from britain, ones that are fat and cruel
i want clash to be a hall monitor at my high school. all you'd see are kids laying on the ground with musel spasms. be like a can of live sardens, teacher be like why yo late to class then i be like i was onlt laying on the ground being tazed because i ran to the bathroom
Magnificent
Sounds like one of my teachers
New Idea for a bandit rework, Like rook in laying his armor, Bandit will lay down a pirate black yeezy pack that will increase your speed stat by one.
DillPickle Great for Vigils!
@@robbaserobsmilitarybases4280 vigil would run around at mach 3
You could actually create a 3 spped 3 armor operator by bringing rook with you
dillpickle what is that pic
DillPickle that’s fuckin genius
Clash has made all of the Capitao players appear out of the woodwork, and Maverick makes every single defender want to die. God help us all.
8:38 Maybe if you idiots did like what Badger did, then maybe you wouldn't have prematurely suicide stupidly.🖕
Oliver Xu no one with a brain dies getting shot back through the holes, i follow a quick list for quick kills 1. Lay down near wall that looks into objective for a nice POV of objective and everyone in it (lay down so unless they’re far away they’re shooting down while you shoot straight meaning your safer from enemy gunfire 2.burn hole 3. Switch to gun 4.murder someone 5.rotate to another wall 6. Repeat step one
Oliver Xu long story short mavericks op
1:19 HES JUMPIN FROM THE TOP ROPE!
Jake Hodgson underrated comment lol
clash's operator select image is the perfect expression for what montagne did to her
Khaled Mahmoud W
What'd he he do?
Why did the joke go over everyone's heads
because monty went over her head.
and i realize her expression is perfect for the tts server swetenes
Oh, you thought this was the angriest Thatcher would ever get, but just wait for the new season, we’re getting some girl with a sniper rifle and a gadget that clears all mute jammers and bandit batteries from the other side of the wall. There will be blood, mark my words.
And *foking laser sights*
Kali?
@@SexyEngineerOffical Quite
And now they ripped off his EMP nades and made them better
1:18 I can't get enough of that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
operation screaming brit with a huge ass shield and some American lad with a lighter
bonified zippo
Roo Saxton don't forget he has an ar 15
If it was stereotypical the Brit wouldn't be a black bald woman, lmao.
seem's as if you need to catch on up british news m8. the snowflakes have engulfed the UK.
@@anthonyseboe4646 what's that mean
15:06 *Local German man sent to hospital is still on life support thanks to angry British woman, the only statement he was able to give was: "I just want to make toast."*
Lmao
Like the scene in Grown-Ups where Adam Sandler cooks bacon on a bug zapper
He just straight sam fisherd your as* Future rainbow: Interesting
“Didn’t see someone run into a kapkan trap so fast.” Ash *laugh in 4 speed*
I legitimately was shaving my balls when I saw your ad then promptly started buying dollar shave club products. Thank you badger for reminding me that I can shave my balls for a cheaper more reliable price compared to buying from a store. I wish I was kidding
Its a hard life
I prefer to watch finger family nursery rhymes while I shave my balls
It be like that
Lycans Die Tired That’s nice to know LMAO
Lycans Die Tired I use the DSC razors for my face but 5 blades is too many for my balls. I just buy a 5 pack of cheap disposable razors and get a clean, smooth, sack EZPZ
Clash: Woman literally too angry to die. Doomguy: Man literally too angry to die. *Cue the Careless Whisper saxophone*
fam thing new operator THE MUTTAFUCKING DOOMGUY lul Bfg division intessifites
8:00 ''I've been doing this for longer than you are alive''
"Fookin las... blowtorches!" - Thatcher 2018
Yes
My boi Bucky Brown finally got his assault rifle buffed
i mean its fucking lit but it halves the pride you get for saying you are a buck main because saying you are a buck main used to make you look like a dude that could knock out a bull with a punch for being able to control a hand-held tank firing at approximately 800 rpm (dunno for sure im a bit uncultured)
Im also a buck main Im glad to see his recoil buffed.
The c8 separates the men from the boys. Now it’s ez mode.
😂
@@ppppsssshhhh71 it used to ..... not anymore....
A 1 dollar shave club box or 600 r6 credits?
Mnyxx ha
600 R6 credits
Free v-buxxxxx
I choose a cardboard box
Shave box
They're making my Thatcher even more irrelevant, why goobisoft
Dutch Duk he can disable clashes shield and couple other things too
Don't u mean boobisoft?
SirYiffAlot addition of maid just made it worst with even more electricity
Now we have a sniping thatcher
But... but... *L85* *M590*
I’ve had convos with my gamer buddies about the broken up Thatmite and Maverick and Hibana sweeping Thermite off his feet, and one of them actually said “Still don’t get why they can’t be a foursome. With explosions and blowtorches and blowing big holes, it can only get hotter from there.” ... I dunno where to even BEGIN.
Make the rule 34. That's where you begin.
"Why clash crying?" "Cause she just got dunked on!"
I ain’t even lying she just got dunked on
yep, yep. she got up in his way, so Monty jumped up and dunked it on her faaace.
Well now we know.... Sans is a Monty main
1:19 Trickstab. RS6's variant of a trickstab
*_-Operation:glory hole-_*
The first reply
The secpnd reply
The third reply
The fearth reply
The tenth reply
A r t i l l e r y o n l y
Hey Albert, I'll give you a candy if you explain me this artillery meme.
@@rafaelalodio5116 k it all started with a channel called Isorrowprodutions he did a series in hoi4 of doing one unit like artillery but he only agreed to do this challenge before I63 he was at 290k when he announced this and agreed to do so if he reached 300k (this happens over 5 days ) he reached it and the in his artillery only video told his fans to go to there favourite KZheadrs and put it in the comments. There numbers may be different can't remember of the top of my head 😁
Thanks man.
@@rafaelalodio5116 np now where dem sweets at
+Albert Deakin, what kind of candy do you prefer?
the VERY first BAdger video i watched, thank you badger :D
I thought clash said "no running in the halls!"
She dors
She does
@@Gooberbot "she dors" (reply above you)
Operation Bald Muppet
Pin this badger
Just Jackal this made my laugh so hard no joke man
Danil Torlukov Gardner legit? I wasn’t even trying to make a joke I was just doing it for the meme 😂
Just Jackal lol
Jackal we need to talk
8:00 when Ubisoft add hentai noises
Well, it's not like we already had countless doujinshis about the game. x)
It's a sound effect bajur uses
That’s Ahri’s death sound lol
Lol
spirz aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Never thought seeing Maverick hauling ass into an EDD would be so funny. Deadass.
U guys know the Ubisoft took another family member from Vigil R.i.p smg 12 Nov 17, 2017 to Sept 4, 2018
This man might has well have maximum depression
Every operator can now flex on vigil for more things than just their dads
*Now we take his shotgun*
They will soon sadly take his best friend Jager away from him 💔💔
I can't believe they gave a full length shield to a defender that they can shoot from behind and also move around with. The devs are just trolling Tachunky players now.
Tachanka is supposedly getting a full rework in the future
God witness this mortal's words and influence all the sinners working at the company "ubisoft" to foloow his lead through your amazing miraculous power that we cannot deny. Also fucking nerf clash pls.
(she can't shoot from behind it)
@@diamondrhino64 I think he meant the electric shock
They took out university because of maverick coming in with an AR-15
AR-15 that uses BAEwolf 50 cal which has a bigger impact force than a 0.50 AE (deagle rounds) and goes faster than one and considering desert eagles desintegrate watermelons and can go through a full fridge u can imagine what the AR-15 can do irl but u know... have to balance shit so it doesnt actually erase 4.758 walls with half of its bullet's energy
@@anarghirosdumitrache7362 r/woooooosh
Anarghiros Dumitrache do you live under a stone? R/Whoosh
Some call my name :)
@@anarghirosdumitrache7362 .50 Beowulf isnt even as ballistically powerful as ANEMIC 45-70 without FMJ is. So no, it isn't that strong bud
Hi badger i really appreciate you making your vids and taking so much time and effort into them you really make me laugh and ive been going through some tough times and you have been helping me throughout it 😌
1:10 LMFAO
2:19 That brings explosive diarrhea to a whole new level
Brings
Thanks
"Honestly, I just wanna see some bs lore like-" PlayStation ad came on for Destiny 2. I'm ded.
Love watching these older vids and seeing what brands were blowing Badger at the time XD
11:46 if you go back ten seconds it’s a perfect blend of the replay and the actual gameplay
Thinking of a funny comment then sees that Badger pinned smacks lips...
Thinking of a funny comment then sees thinking of a funny comment then sees that Badger pinned smacks lips...
K9Kat woke
8:02 *Ahri death noises intensify*
"death" noise, sure....
Its_Nexus :^)
I know this is pretty old but I’m a thatcher main and your vid on him actually made me change from the ar! Thanks badger
8:00 Sounded more like a Hibana moan rather than a dead sound
"Like, Jesus, dude" False. I always see Kapkan traps.
What does heaven look like
@@floobiegoobie7931 i died
BLASPHEMY
Cool
To qoute badger: ”church and then church again, i get drunk on Jesus”
4:50 *B O N E F I R E L I T*
you mean Bonfire? You know we here at the dark souls community, like our fires B O N E L E S S
Homies kissed
These videos help me to unwind after a long day.
Right before the vid started there was a super inspirational ad, then the vid starts and I see maverick yeet himself into the next dimension
9:57 *TRIGGERED*
2:27 buck lookin' like keemstar
I only don't skip your ad because it's you. Top tier content, Badger 👌
8:01 I love how memed the Ahri Death noise has become, it's like the wilhelm scream but actually not awful to listen to.
Who needs notifications when your constantly on KZhead anyway?
9:28 for anyone who's confused, .50 is the diameter, not the length.
That's what she said.
2:02 Favorite moment of the video
10:04 Why does Clash look like she just ascended from the depths of hell?
excuse me but WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT DOC'S ELITE SKIN HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MOUSTACHE
BioGamers Its not a mustachey. Its a *baguette*
BioGamers THAT WALUIGI BRO NOT DOC
Its an amazing mustache. Especially for one named Gustav.
WAAA
Freddie Mercury lookin ass
>payday 2 WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK
Funny story: I got the game a few days ago and that was my first heist.
Draven Cage WE GOTTA GET HOXTON BACK!
Now that quarantine is here, dollar shave club is just lettin' the big bucks roll in. Also, how is "What, Not Butter!" chaotic evil?
Hiding behind her shield and peeking out is amazing
So *Artillery Only* when?
Wow I wouldn’t expect a rimmy fan on a badger vid
MadHood YT Isorrow*
MadHood YT its isorrowproductions
Bannerlord when tho?
When
Nah the amount of times the slender man advert has come up on my youtube is unreal...
Its got nothin on the happy time murders or that peppermint movie
You’re not lying 😂😂😂
so many ads, but so many of the same ads, why does youtube think we all like horror fans?
Oh hey! This is the video that introduced me to one of my favorite songs!
"Ezio'd" isn't a verb I knew I needed in my vocabulary until right now. Thank you for that
Finally someone who appreciates the AR.15 as much as I do
Wut? Everyone loves it
Moon Head Except SJWs
@@wchbto275 true
Torbjorn Main it's pretty much just the 417
@@michaelortiz1732 but on a 3 speed
2:20 That was some explosive diarrhea
Will do mate
1:19 OH WATCH OUT WATCH OUT, OH RKO
1:29 The Monty: Imma drop on this shithead like a fuckin piano!
Operation: Wakanda Forever
*WAKANDA FOREVA*
*AIRTLERRY ONLY*
hey badger i just subbed after i saw this video and i just wanted you let you know that i think your videos are really funny and you should keep up the good work
Badger you have pretty decent gun knowledge, I commend you sir.
I played with Grouse yesterday on Oregon.
Thats awesome!
I one time played with Grouse in fortnite.
• Prince Zomboツ • how do u know
I was in the discord server and grouse was in a vc and he said he wanted people to play with so he picked me and 2 other guys.
Bro how do people keep moving after pulling off a frost elite beartrap
Looks like itd suck out your soul
Moon Head yeouch
9:35, The reload for Mavericks DMR sounds like the last of us weapon upgrade sound
1:41 "lemon tagnes"
"They're coming inside weather you like it or not" I wish burger. I wish
the whether outside is frightful
,but the blow torch fire is so delightful.....
Dreagle yeah yeah yeah. I can't type well cause my computer's getting fixing right now, and my phone's really small. Thanks for pointing that out tho. I won't edit it because this won't make sense and it'll be less funny, but thanks. (:
I now have a “spider sense” for when RussianBadger videos will come out. (I was like, when is the next vid about 30 min ago).
Ever since I started watching you, Badger, it makes me wanna buy and play this game. P. S. You're awesome. 👍😎
i have 1 thing to say ... MY RIBS THIS VID MAN LOVE IT
*”Swamp ass is not a technical term”*
Nate Carriuolo *N A N I*
ARTILLERY ONLY!
I don't get that joke, but I have seen it before, can you explain what it means?
HOI4 community have been asking there YTs to do Artillery only divisions, which are just retarded
Eekajj just casually Doming your guys' own Hibana will always be Hilarious to me 😂😂
I’m surprised that leason isn’t cold at all😂 he got them Dad shorts in the freezing cold at 5:05
Never clicked so fast in my life
same
Same
SAME
such an original comment that is being liked by several smart people
Great outro music. Sometimes I genuinely go to your old videos just to listen to the music you used. Also great video but this is obvious ;)
2018: he sam fisher'd you 2020: he really sam fisher'd you
1:15 He’s the spy from tf2
Operation ART CLASS,WIT MR.MAV
Maverick, Master of Glory Holes
I fucking love you for this 😂
Dude I am a disabled man and Wen ever I feel bad I watch it vids and dame it always makes me smile thank u so much
Is it just me or does the term “shaving butter” sound so unsatisfying
Shave the butter
@@duolingoowl3262 *Do it.*
Duolingo Owl Why does that have the same energy as “Knife the watermelon”
It sounds tasty
It does, I want to eat something if butter’s mentioned.