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MUSIC ▼
Muzzy - Horsepower: • Muzzy - Horsepower [Mo...
Y’all better not be clapping cheeks in this video. Or that’ll be very not epic
SuperGaming Dude you know what is epic?
Going to McDonald’s and asking for the fortnite burger
SuperGaming Dude too late
buenos dias mandy
that’s not very cash money of you
"Fewer eyes, more bullets" he keeps a spare mag in his eye socket
Oh no...
I can feel that.
Nevermind oh yes!
What happens when he has the saw? Does he just have a box mag in his skull?
@@dalto07k60 yes
20:24 You're welcome.
Thank you fellow comrade
BLYAAAAAAAT
Fu
*clears throat* BLYAT
Really need a clip of that, lol
Capitao: where’s the hostage Fuze planting a charge: every where
Fuze: There, over there, and up there
*There about to be in the sky*
Fuze: what’s a hostage?
@@philippdolschan7669 Achmed reference.
fuse: YES
"Only hit fingers twice so far, still have eight left."
On this hand
I have 11 fingies
"They hit my fingies mom!" 🤣
*Not for long*
AAH seven
Everytime bajur says "chat" I like to think he's talking to a guy named Chat who's just standing there watching him play
Yotam Ravid “pogs in chat”
69 likes nice
*POG*
Online teacher everyone go talk in chat The kid named Chat:...o_O
Like a little brother just wachting ya play
Lets not forget hes the only proper counter to the angery bald black woman
Idk, hitting her with zofie's impacts is pretty fun
"British woman literally too angry to die"
Tatcher
You can switch and kill him really easily.
Thatcher shits in her cereal pretty hard too. Chucking an emp and then rushing her has worked more than it should.
"In Soviet Russia born and raise, Right in the gulags is where I spent most of my days."
No its In Soviet Bloc born and raised in the gulags is where I spent most of my days
Yall bout to get clapped
Gengar Gaming yeah, that’s what he said what’s the point in quoting him?
Is that a motherfucking Fresh Prince Reference?!?!
Dying
21:05 "In Soviet Bloc, I was born and raised, in the gulags, where I spent most of my days." LOL 21:10 "I have present for you. An 7.62..." LOL
Exactly what I was after lmao
shut up
“*Cough Cough* “BLYAT”.”
21:16 you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers.
That 7.62 looked more like a 12.7 (Russian.50 bmg)
CAPITÃO CLAPITÃO CAN’T SEE HALF THE MAPITÃO
Kyle Webb wow
Your a Genius I love you
*_C E A S E_*
OOF
Give that man a medal! And an eyeball!
*grim sky comes out* RussianBadger: Capitão video Me: but what about clash or mav- RussianBadger: CAPITÃO. VIDEO.
Bajur does what he wants.
clapitao is a counter to clash so it is understandable
It’s because he’s black
Clash is English so she’s not really black
Cooper Cowden What
Hey, brazilian here, and Capitão's "portuguese" voice lines actually sound a lot like Spanish, not Portuguese, if I'm not mistaking the voice actor for Capitão isn't even brazilian, unlike Cav and her's great voice lines :)
sério? 2 anos jogando, e nesse coment de 4 meses atrás... só fui descobri iss agr
Brasil garai
verdade pura
Shut UP
@@pepitaplayz9645 No u
17:33 When I’m being sneaky and I run into a bee hive.
Agreed
Fuk bees
Best part
Most underrated Skullker quote.
18:11 is another one that works so perfectly with alex Jones's bees lol
He attac, he estract, but most importantly his vision wack
*DON'T WORRY BOYS I HAVE AN EYEBALL IN MY GUN, IT'S COVERING OUR 6*
*Wacc*
WACC
OoOoOoOof
No one gonna mention it's spelled extract
Capitao has like 6 different voice lines for "I'm too old for this shit..."
18:10 never gets old
same for 17:33
**knock knock knock** I'M HERE TO- F U C K 🅱️ E E S
1:32 uldren sov when everybody says that they loved cayde
hey brudda i apologize but i left the guardians to be with the rainbow six very sorry but remember : Uldren is dead so it ain't ur worry no moar
What’re you even tryna say here
capitão needs a googley eye as his next head gear over his eye patch
nah just a picture of his right eye, but flipped
@@jamshatchet1745 like demoman
@Ubisoft Hire this person, now.
I used to deal *drugs* I did *drugs* I had to deal *drugs* I even had to deal *drugs* And I was so good at it... It got me moar *d r u g s*
Voodoo one bandit informs you of his sordid history with narcotics
Hhhmmmmmm
*SNORTING INTENSIFIES*
Voodoo one, viper's on station.
Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs Drugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugsDrugs drugs drugs drugs drugs
16:53 that transition was so good
18:44 when your teammate drops an ace
21:05 best part of this whole thing in my opinion
Indeed
One of the best poems I’ve ever heard
I need a full version
"In Soviet bloc I was born raised In the gulags where I spent most of my days." Quality poetry
👌
This needs to be a full song
Da
Back in russia i was in gulag for days sitting there absorbing suns rays
*bloc
0:50 *Warden comes out* Badger: well, this is definitely worse.
10:52 T pose recruit!
You mean our Lord and savior "Jebebus?"
18:11 is hilarious
i’m here to F U C K 🅱️ E E S
* 20:24
21:06
I'm from Chicago and I'm keep it unreal engine 4 with u chief... *U RITE*
When capitao gets an ace he starts smoking a cigar no one knows this tho because capitao has never aced
Ouch.
i had a 1v4 clutch with him, against a jager, maestro, doc and rook
Oof
@@tmaelo7358 RIP
@@isaiahgann3804 no you didnt
11:56 stop pls no, no more no more amongus
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
Lmfao
Im so glad other people get this
Only Capitao master of all 4 crossbow bolts could stop them,but when rainbow six needed him most, he vanished.
@@totallyhuman5144 ight chill out
RikCooper 18 YES
“Because Ubisoft doesn’t watch this far into my videos”
@@Etchasketchi yo it is
The "I hold gun like this to shoot more accurately" bit made me choke. My lord you guys make me laugh
Badger: “let me axe you a question” My father and I in sync: “let me axe you in the head”
Finka has nanites Thatcher has an emp grenade Smoke has a poisonous gas And then there’s capitao coming through with a crossbow
I bet 5 bucks in CLAPITAO
And Twitch and Echo have drones
Laughs in Sledge
@@ethanpike428 *laughs in caviera*
@@drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 laughs in Goyo
17:31 had me in tears
"less eyes,more bullets." How d'u explain zofia lmg?
Cleysonn less ass more bullets 😂😂
People: “vape good” Me: “it’s literally steam! Steam is water! Your lungs aren’t designed for water! You would get more worth by just drowning in the pool
If we get a elite skin for cap, he needs to have two eyes
Shades would be more badass along with his eyepatch fam.
No, he needs 0 eyes
Bro double eyepatch
He would have a hole and one eye
What about 5 eyes?
3:18 "im not gonna draw you a diagram" (draws a diagram)
Spectrum *
@@TheGodLegendPro spectrum diagram
@@TheGodLegendPro yea you on that 😂
He attacc, He attacc, But most importantly, He attacc.
Me: goes to make a Demoman joke Bager: I'm gonna ruin this man's career
God, DAMN Time stamps: 12:05 and 18:44 and 19:18 Ur welcome have a nice day :))
aj Heath + 4:16
19:16 is the final GOD, DAMN 19:18 is right after it ends
How does he do that?
I love you
Love the Baku reference
"nobody expects the Brazilian inquisition" Am Brazilian and can confirm. Edit: WoW sO mAnY lIkEs Oh MaH gAwD
Noone cares about your shit country.
xDooM? wtf? And nobody cares about your shitty life.
Nicholas Menezes meu chapa, essa foto de perfil e esse inglês rasgado não ta ajudando o seu caso
HUEHEUHEUHEUHEUHEHUE
Lucas Abreu qq eu te fiz pra tu me ofender assim? ele fez algo, eu respondi pois me chateou, e vc vem falando de mim sem motivo aparente? e que caso? Como atacar pessoas na internet: Fale da foto de perfil delas e se o ingles delas nao for tão bom, fale dele também! mesmo se a pessoa nao ter feito nada contra você.
5:29 That melee edit though
16:22 AND that flash edit
Jäger when he sees the hostage being taken So anyways I started blasting
He protecc He attacc But most importantly He wants eye bacc
He protec he attac but most importantly he think crack is wack
I’m from Chicago and I’m gunna pull up on your bloc and let that .40 Bang
.40*
South Chicago or north im from the northern suburbs
I'm from South-West
Zeo The SnowWolf they be blasting Young boy never broke again out there
They predicted nomad with the “only hit two fingers so far”
21:06 welcome to the gulag
6:11 he's starving heavenly's ass of oxygen.
Whenever capitao is down and there was just one enemy left he’s literally captain price at the end of MW3
11:56 hits different in 2020
4:13 your welcome
4.13 the number of homestuck
john kellermen much appreciated
How do i find the sound effect
*Give him Back his grenades, take them back from finka*
He have nades ?
Zukulent Mike no that will make him too goo
@@AHappyCub Had, but IQ took em and then Finka took them
@@AHappyCub Back on 2016 he had grenades for like one month and half till they gave him claymore...
Zukulent Mike that would be a mistake way worse than ela during the blood orchard
19:30 badger predicted the you're going to brazil meme
I just came back and rewatched this video. Im actually from, and still in Chicago. You rite tho. All they did at my old school was give us some red backpacks. I still got it in my closet somewhere. XD
I paid for those epic looking capitao skins and now badger is using them and I look like some 14 year old badger fan who mic spam about your vids
*DO YOU KNOW THE KZheadR RUSSIAN BADGER*
NO ANIME
A Bundle Of Sticks I feel
Same lmaoooo
Oof
How is this 80 year old man 3 Speed and Twitch 2 Speed like dafuq
UrMoM twitch is wearing more body armor
Captain arthritis out here
Steroids
Black guys run faster? 😂
UrMoM no fried chicken in his diet
Badger: black cyclops. Me: I know what's coming next
4:14 when I finally bought R6 and it’s just as good as *Burger* describes it
18:10 BEE far the best part of the video
OH MY GOD :DDDDDD
I was dying!!🤣😂
I also died at 17:32
24:02 is the best part
@@AintNoWaye oh cuz ur butthurt i get it
*im from Germany and we pull up wit dat 30’ weinershienel*
In Good ol' München we finna pull up wit dat .45 Bratwurst
Jåger Shizka [German Officer] I gonna pull out my .45 Beer
Jåger Shizka [German Officer] i thought u pull up on them jews blocks with the gas nades
Bajur: Capitāo is a guaranteed rescue Me: SETS HOSTAGE ON FIRE
Thanks for this video made my day tbh
So wait, he has: Water (freezing people in place like ice) Fire (literal fire) Air (smoke) So my dude throws a rock and he's Avatar
Someone You Don't Know his gun throws hard rocks
Chief you smart
Yes, @Tony Soprano! Metal, to be actual. Lead, to be exact.
Someone You Don't Know no he only has fire and smoke but you can use the fire to force people into corners
Someone You Don't Know he doesn’t have water
I just love it when Grouse just goes "WOW YOUR ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT"
These videos were so much more real and they were just a nicer group back then
4:00 that quick pivot held so much sass. I would have averted my eyes out of shame if that was me playing.
8:22 to 9:13 best minute of my week
4:00 R.I.P. Hostage 2018-2017
The hostage lost one year during his death.
mans got called sussus before we even had the amogus
1:40 "From Here On Out, You’re Big Boss."
One day a non-portuguese speaker will be able to say Capitão
TheOnlyDavidG. They don't even know what the "ã" means, and they won't waste their time searching it. "Capitao" is good enough, I guess.
Nobody really cares about it but your commentary was funny.
mas esse dia ainda nao é hoje
I'm Spanish and I think I can
Mark704 so it's "capitano"?
Capitao is ana's lost brother
Capitao is ana's father
look at his lacking skills list LOL
he has her other eye
No sandy 😂😂😂
You are Justin y 2
Capitão and Glaz are such good friends because they make one set of good eyes
That cut to Caviera and hearing "No! God no!" had me cracking up
The meme references are seriously what makes Russian badger a GOD.
21:00 for the Soviet Bloc thing
CyanideInMyCereal thank u
You see Ivan when you hold gun like this you shoot more accurately for fear of hitting fingers only hit fingers twice so far, still have two left
Thx
Benjamin Raskin wait....Nomad = Russian Ivan?
You're my hero.
i was wanting too try clapitao, then i saw ur vid in my recommended, so im like "sure why not." now im gonna use him
Capitão every time he sees someone: “you are going to BRAZIL!”
your hairline is receding faster than credit karma can save me.
Hi there person with the same profile pic as me.
@@alkisleftheriotis9931 XD hi
C.G.S. Gaming it looks like you replied to your self
Take a shot every time badger says "we did it fellas" (Make sure to call 911 in advance)
'Muricans trying to play the drinking game. ^
I'm at the hospital rn getting a dialysis
I had to start breathin real hard when he said "which I ASSUME, was just caviera having fun on a Friday night"
We had an amogus joke 2 years ago Badger was ahead of his time
Capitao can only read half his name, that's why people call him cap.
@Fake Donut Operator by the time you say the other half of her name your already dead
3 speed tachanka you’re*
Wouldn’t it be itao because it’s the right half of his name?
@@Sparten459 I plead the 5th
he would see ito. his left eye is gone. not right
21:05 is good memes
As a Brazilian,Caveira and Capitão are basically calling me to play Rainbow 6:Siege,they look cool and their abilities (especially Caveira) are dope af
"Capitao is the best hostage rescuer" cut back to him laying lead Into the head of the hostage
“If I were a bad operator, I wouldn’t be sitting here- oh wait, wait, never mind” -Crapitao 2018
King MCZephyros hi READ MORE
Neck Head nice try
Or just..... Give him back his Frags in mean.... He got shit tier weapon a gadget just useful if you capping the objective or plant the defuser the only things he got is 3 speed tier and an LMG bit.... You wanna know who got an good LMG and 3 speed? Iq and she got fra.... Oh wait nope nope i forgot that they remove the only reason of why people take IQ sorry sorry i forgot the balance and shit
no
but the real question is if he has a pistol mag holder that holds cigars, or is it a custom made BOPE cigar holder
No no it goes he lights a cigar puts it in his crossbow and shoots it into the objective
Good god, that's a helluva stogie ya got there.
21:00 - That Russian impersonation was absolutely hilarious comedy gold. 🤣❤️🤣❤️
"Nobody expects the Brazilian Inquisition!" HUEHUESITION INBOUND!!!
He needs an elite and the mvp wouod be him lighting up a backwoods cigar
Golden Scythe I wish
Whenever someone talks bad about my dinosaurs *clears throught * “ WOW YOU ACTUALLY GUNNA SAY THAT “
Dinosaurs are lame
The Capitao's LMG is holy! Badger just get angry when he's not lucky
Capitao should have backwoods cigars in his mouth for his elite
No he should get hes eye back
Thats all he should get only hes eye nothing else changes
no he should become the Demoman from TF2 or he should get a picture of his eye taped on to his eyepatch
18:03 Dang, he looks like Deathstroke from DC... ...awesome...
13:03 "Where were you when the bombs were diffused?" Grouse: Starin at ceiling paint
4:14 my team before they kick me