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Unintentional ASMR 😵 Hypnotic Alexander Technique Demonstration (Soft Spoken Male & Female)

Best Unintentional ASMR
2020 ж. 16 Нау.
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Original video(s): • Richard and Elisabeth ...
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(I significantly edited/enhanced the audio & video for better ASMR effect).

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  • He's the gentlest vampire I've ever seen

    @iamzafkiel@iamzafkiel4 жыл бұрын

    • Indeed!

      @epaepa9403@epaepa94034 жыл бұрын

    • He feasts on spine tingles instead of blood

      @jamesmaysflyingwashingmach7459@jamesmaysflyingwashingmach74594 жыл бұрын

    • I’m crying 😂😂😂😂 and it’s not because of the garlic 😁

      @leeannemarie75@leeannemarie754 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @isabelmedinapalacios6364@isabelmedinapalacios63644 жыл бұрын

    • He gives a flow to it

      @thebeasters@thebeasters3 жыл бұрын

  • "I think I've done enough with you Dave." Dave was never seen again.

    @qman7125@qman71254 жыл бұрын

    • Dave died twice after that.

      @jessica3497@jessica34974 жыл бұрын

    • @@jessica3497 only then was his neck free.

      @vicegt@vicegt4 жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @ashleyhammond1112@ashleyhammond11124 жыл бұрын

    • “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that.” 🤖

      @Ukedc259@Ukedc2594 жыл бұрын

    • Dave who ? 😉

      @craigtechno@craigtechno4 жыл бұрын

  • At 5:39 he dies temporarily but pulls it back at the last second and goes on to live another few years, lengthening and widening backs and allowing necks to be free.

    @plopperator@plopperator4 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed so hard omg hahahahaha

      @frenchlilac_asmr2751@frenchlilac_asmr27514 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @cathairpoodle@cathairpoodle3 жыл бұрын

    • Hahaha

      @bruno84@bruno843 жыл бұрын

    • @Clogged Nostrils he died a few years after this was filmed.

      @LongIslandHobbyist@LongIslandHobbyist3 жыл бұрын

    • Damn bro it was a few years later

      @thebeasters@thebeasters3 жыл бұрын

  • I did this everyday for 2 years and now my back is 8ft long and 12ft wide and my neck is so free and relaxed I haven't been able to lift my head since Thanksgiving 2019.

    @scottfavire6589@scottfavire658911 ай бұрын

    • Best comment ever 😂

      @ObrDanMann@ObrDanMann9 ай бұрын

    • I'm dying

      @DeuceGenius@DeuceGenius8 ай бұрын

    • Asmr videos have some of the funniest comments on the internet

      @gregmaxwell5552@gregmaxwell55528 ай бұрын

    • You didn't let your back come back - that's your problem.

      @HT-ww3zg@HT-ww3zg7 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant - love it!😂

      @mellee8637@mellee86377 ай бұрын

  • Me, sitting with horrible posture in an uncomfortable chair, staring at my screen: "Fascinating."

    @thetman0068@thetman00683 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @j5892000@j58920003 жыл бұрын

    • same!

      @captainsponge7825@captainsponge78252 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @marysmusicaljourney2.0@marysmusicaljourney2.02 жыл бұрын

    • I did the same thing, but with my hands resting on my thighs palms up.. sheer perfection.

      @sharpshooterpeonnut6919@sharpshooterpeonnut6919 Жыл бұрын

    • Mr Spock approves.

      @jean-lucpicard5510@jean-lucpicard5510 Жыл бұрын

  • Ahhh, the good old days when more than 10 people could get together in the same room.

    @EduardoPortasRuiz@EduardoPortasRuiz4 жыл бұрын

    • Hehe my humor

      @Doomlordof@Doomlordof4 жыл бұрын

    • And no masks

      @dancingvirgil@dancingvirgil4 жыл бұрын

    • Eduardo Portas SKAHHSDHY

      @clairerogerson2153@clairerogerson21534 жыл бұрын

    • I remember

      @isthistwitterbruh@isthistwitterbruh4 жыл бұрын

    • This is relevant humour! I like it, good one sir! 🤣

      @NinjaDeathtrap@NinjaDeathtrap4 жыл бұрын

  • Every single "person" in this video is an alien going "Yes this is how human male and human female rest their muscular system against gravity on planet earth yes indeed"

    @bfrazer8696@bfrazer86964 жыл бұрын

    • Which makes you wonder how the hell aliens usually deal with such things.

      @ChrisEightyNine@ChrisEightyNine4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ChrisEightyNine They let the neck be free.

      @mbaxter22@mbaxter224 жыл бұрын

    • "Transmitting directions through my hands"

      @samurai2k455@samurai2k4554 жыл бұрын

    • No, it’s the old couple who are the aliens. They came here disguised as humans to drain our life force with their Jagons, which are internally attached to their fingertips.

      @jetskimaestro3185@jetskimaestro31853 жыл бұрын

    • I laughed for a good solid 4 minutes with this comment. Haha

      @dylanyanchus2166@dylanyanchus21663 жыл бұрын

  • The camera man over freed his neck at 6:52

    @chrisd530@chrisd5304 жыл бұрын

    • Shit

      @Hot_And_Sour_Stinky@Hot_And_Sour_Stinky4 жыл бұрын

    • Chris day great comment

      @Belladoesstuff-@Belladoesstuff-4 жыл бұрын

    • HILARIOUS!!!!🤣😅

      @mattjohnson1775@mattjohnson17754 жыл бұрын

    • Lmfaooo

      @Beastly707@Beastly7073 жыл бұрын

  • I just keep expecting him to ask the girl where the rebel base is...

    @muselius13@muselius133 жыл бұрын

    • "You may fire when ready."

      @thetman0068@thetman00683 жыл бұрын

    • muselius13 😂

      @surinderparkash1135@surinderparkash11353 жыл бұрын

    • SweetSkatinMat 😂

      @muselius13@muselius133 жыл бұрын

    • lord vader still has yet to arrive

      @SexyFace@SexyFace3 жыл бұрын

    • You’re far too trusting.

      @mitchfromtheinternet297@mitchfromtheinternet2973 жыл бұрын

  • When I see an asmr video with pre 90's video quality, I always know I'm in for a treat

    @TheDrunkHamster@TheDrunkHamster3 жыл бұрын

    • It must be good if someone went to the trouble of digitising it and getting it online

      @bluedeskfan2754@bluedeskfan2754 Жыл бұрын

    • lol

      @jameshardy6277@jameshardy627710 ай бұрын

    • Plus the older ones are extra insane

      @jansapp@jansapp10 ай бұрын

    • Lol all true

      @Shigawire@Shigawire7 ай бұрын

    • Oh yes...

      @Micheal-Knight-@Micheal-Knight-6 ай бұрын

  • This party is out of control, I'm calling the police.

    @randy7068@randy70683 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂. Piss funny

      @xxrobodave@xxrobodave2 жыл бұрын

    • Breaking Covid rules.

      @jean-lucpicard5510@jean-lucpicard5510 Жыл бұрын

    • least Canadian thing I have ever heard.

      @donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495@donkeykongisbetterthanmari74959 ай бұрын

    • Because you think your neighbor is dead lol

      @thebeasters@thebeasters7 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂🙌🏽

      @Sunshine74444@Sunshine744447 ай бұрын

  • Bill Cosby sweaters will be provided for those without one.

    @mikeserna8542@mikeserna85423 жыл бұрын

    • I think I sprained a muscle laughing at this

      @TonyGonzales@TonyGonzales2 жыл бұрын

    • So good

      @Koexistence13@Koexistence132 жыл бұрын

    • Along with the requisite groping.

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • Case No: 1755 Name: Dave (surname redacted) Status: Missing Details: Dave has not been seen since attending a group meeting in 1989. Attendees of the meeting recall Dave arriving normally but acting increasingly oddly over the course of the group session - as though sapped of energy. One group member recalls hearing the 'menacing' (description used by witness) phrase of "I think I've done enough with you Dave" at the meeting. Group leader Richard Walker however is adamant that Dave left in high spirits and is adamant "we didn't drain him - if that's what you're implying." No officers have implied this at any stage of the investigation. Richard and Elizabeth Walker are now over 115 and 110 years old respectively. Richard now has jet black hair, no wrinkles, if 6ft 5inches tall and recently led his local water polo team to a victory against Olympic class opponents. A hollowed of husk was found wearing blue jeans and a checked jumper 5 miles from the Walker residence but crumbled to dust when examiners approached it. The mystery continues.

    @Luke-dc9iy@Luke-dc9iy9 ай бұрын

    • I hope they solve this mystery someday. What a sad tragedy for the family of dear Dave 😢

      @IGotNoJam@IGotNoJam7 ай бұрын

    • Tragic

      @Micheal-Knight-@Micheal-Knight-6 ай бұрын

    • Are you bullshitting? How do you know all that

      @Wicked_maniac@Wicked_maniac4 ай бұрын

    • ​@@Wicked_maniacI hope you realize this is satire

      @Eyesorecrymore@Eyesorecrymore4 ай бұрын

    • ​@Wicked_maniac it's a joooooke

      @mandalynn185@mandalynn1853 ай бұрын

  • 1:34 He's checking Dave for ripeness... lucky for Dave he wasn't ready.

    @rayferdays7870@rayferdays78704 жыл бұрын

    • In a room full of socks it's hard to tell.

      @Ronbo710@Ronbo7102 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂

      @ashleyhammond1112@ashleyhammond11122 жыл бұрын

    • @@Ronbo710 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

      @zzDevotion@zzDevotion Жыл бұрын

  • Why does this look like cult found footage

    @lemonmunch5082@lemonmunch50824 жыл бұрын

    • Honestly tho

      @pepsi863@pepsi8634 жыл бұрын

    • Because it is.

      @martywhite5384@martywhite53844 жыл бұрын

    • @@martywhite5384 Is it actually or are you continuing a joke?

      @SaintoftheHonest@SaintoftheHonest4 жыл бұрын

    • @@SaintoftheHonest It's not a cult. It's an Alexander Technique class which aims to retrain poor habits in posture and movement. There are studies suggesting that these classes help with back and neck pain though I'd assume that by now we've discovered more direct ways to deal with both.

      @mrbillypark@mrbillypark4 жыл бұрын

    • @@mrbillypark Thank you :)

      @SaintoftheHonest@SaintoftheHonest4 жыл бұрын

  • 4:58 - "I find your lack of faith disturbing, Dave."

    @Jeetendo@Jeetendo4 жыл бұрын

    • No force choke here

      @j5892000@j58920003 жыл бұрын

    • You may fire when ready.

      @randy7068@randy70683 жыл бұрын

  • “The Alexander Technique...is an educational process that was created to retrain habitual patterns of movement and posture. Alexander believed that poor habits in posture and movement damaged spatial self-awareness as well as health, and that movement efficiency could support overall physical well-being“. In case you were wondering...

    @jaxhoffalot2812@jaxhoffalot28124 жыл бұрын

    • I thought he was hypnotising them.

      @ashleyhammond1112@ashleyhammond11124 жыл бұрын

    • Nope, still none the wiser

      @ChrisSmith-wh6bq@ChrisSmith-wh6bq4 жыл бұрын

    • Ashley, so did i

      @ronaldobichara271@ronaldobichara2714 жыл бұрын

    • YES, I did. Thank you!

      @huananina@huananina4 жыл бұрын

    • Is that Alexander

      @alexanderleo6809@alexanderleo68094 жыл бұрын

  • Dave has no idea what’s going on, Dave doesn’t care either. Be like Dave.

    @swanndaddy7846@swanndaddy78463 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @aileenmccarthy8660@aileenmccarthy86602 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣

      @nottthereyet4872@nottthereyet4872 Жыл бұрын

    • Dave: “what’s happened to all my clothes? What’s happened to all my furniture? I’m sure I left them here”

      @nialllambert3194@nialllambert3194 Жыл бұрын

    • @@nialllambert3194 😂😂😂😂

      @ashleyhammond1112@ashleyhammond1112 Жыл бұрын

    • He just came in to use the restroom

      @filterguy2525@filterguy2525 Жыл бұрын

  • At 6:52 the person holding the camera, briefly succumbs to this gentle and pleasant sorcery.

    @onipajata78@onipajata782 жыл бұрын

    • Not me reading this at exactly 6:52 as the camera went

      @stephc354@stephc3542 жыл бұрын

    • @@stephc354 SAME

      @hochigaming14yearsago90@hochigaming14yearsago902 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @jamiesbgrace@jamiesbgrace Жыл бұрын

    • Nice high ceilings..

      @TPB82@TPB8211 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @Micheal-Knight-@Micheal-Knight-6 ай бұрын

  • Came for the ASMR, stayed to experience one of the greatest collections of 70's knitwear ever assembled.

    @stevenallinson6144@stevenallinson61442 жыл бұрын

    • But this imo is around 1990

      @daphne4983@daphne49832 жыл бұрын

    • Cosby is on his way

      @thebeasters@thebeasters2 жыл бұрын

    • @@thebeasters you want a puddn pop

      @riddell26@riddell262 жыл бұрын

    • @@daphne4983 1989

      @whodatking26@whodatking262 жыл бұрын

    • Early 90’s, but close enough I guess.

      @kevin6293@kevin62932 жыл бұрын

  • 3:35 "Yes, yes, this body will do nicely when I transfer my soul into it."

    @ronkersey1712@ronkersey17123 жыл бұрын

    • 😃👌

      @davide724@davide7242 жыл бұрын

    • 🤣🤣🤣

      @vanessacontessa278@vanessacontessa2782 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @mellee8637@mellee8637 Жыл бұрын

  • I studied Alexander Technique in acting school and I ALWAYS got ASMR when my teacher would adjust me like this. It was the best! Soft spoken personal attention at its finest.

    @Redlilith24@Redlilith243 жыл бұрын

    • What are whispered R's...or Ahhh's? Lol

      @melissaaarnio805@melissaaarnio8053 жыл бұрын

    • ME TOO! I studied it as a dancer in college and I actually loved it. We’d have one group class a week and then a private. Mine was at 7:45am before academics and sometimes she’s use a massage table. Ms Kosminsky: you’re freeing in your neck and allowing your spine to float upwards Me: 😴😴

      @JakeStainbackMusic@JakeStainbackMusic11 ай бұрын

    • SAME!! I studied it in acting school and these hands-on adjustments would always cause the most incredible ASMR for me! 😂

      @charles.e.g.@charles.e.g.10 ай бұрын

    • The first time I got asmr was when the school nurses would come in with plastic gloves and check everyone's head for lice.

      @JMB129@JMB1299 ай бұрын

    • It's probably the reason anyone does it lol but it goes unspoken.

      @TheBairdDen@TheBairdDen4 ай бұрын

  • The hostages wear different clothes in different shots, indicating that this is a multi day ordeal.

    @arturslunga3415@arturslunga34153 жыл бұрын

    • Why are you thinking about such a Bad thing ? 😥

      @jakob4381@jakob43813 жыл бұрын

    • @@jakob4381 Sorry, just tried to be funny.

      @arturslunga3415@arturslunga34153 жыл бұрын

    • @@arturslunga3415 👍😆

      @jakob4381@jakob43813 жыл бұрын

    • 😂 great comment, really enjoyed that

      @JCally83@JCally833 жыл бұрын

    • Or they just get hot and take their jumpers off 🤔🤣

      @melissaaarnio805@melissaaarnio8053 жыл бұрын

  • In a brief moment of carelessness, Dave stood up in the "usual" way. He was never seen again.

    @dmcs5150@dmcs51508 ай бұрын

    • 😂

      @mellee8637@mellee86377 ай бұрын

    • 😅😅

      @markimel4947@markimel4947Ай бұрын

  • I've spent the past 30 years trying to let the neck be free, yet my head still weighs about 4.5 kilos. That's a lot, sitting on a little neck.

    @poetikandy@poetikandy3 жыл бұрын

    • lol! I got you man!

      @ephjaymusic@ephjaymusic3 жыл бұрын

    • Lovely, lovely little...

      @LadyEng@LadyEng3 жыл бұрын

    • To be fair, it’s going into the unknown when we come into an Alexander lesson. My advice: focus more on the thinking that links that, that links that. Then you’ll be golden.

      @Blueskies271@Blueskies2713 жыл бұрын

    • Jesus Christ, as I read it I didn't immediately get what it was referencing but in my head I started automatically reading it in her voice. What have these videos done to us. It was effort-less.

      @Squishito@Squishito2 жыл бұрын

    • It's easy to rest your neck when you have more chins than a chinese phonebook.

      @shoveyourmaskupyourass959@shoveyourmaskupyourass9592 жыл бұрын

  • Can’t believe we live in a world where the neck can’t be free

    @jeffreyfarlow9862@jeffreyfarlow98623 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @aileenmccarthy8660@aileenmccarthy86602 жыл бұрын

    • Guess we know where the USA will go next then

      @darkshadow24667@darkshadow24667 Жыл бұрын

    • Back into the 19 century, France, during the french revolution, they freed a lot of necks through ghilotine :))

      @sorinichim4737@sorinichim4737 Жыл бұрын

    • always apartheid somewhere

      @luckygitane@luckygitane5 ай бұрын

  • Freddy is the least accomplished cameraman whose work I’ve ever had the misfortune to try and focus on

    @friendlybaby1@friendlybaby13 жыл бұрын

  • He was a quiet man, an artist.

    @thekraemer1757@thekraemer1757 Жыл бұрын

    • John butler huh?😂

      @fickleblumper@fickleblumper10 ай бұрын

    • A craftsman

      @marshi8042@marshi804210 ай бұрын

    • More than anything, he appreciated good posture.

      @charlesmartinjr3971@charlesmartinjr39719 ай бұрын

    • @@charlesmartinjr3971 I’ve fell asleep listening to that guy so much.

      @fickleblumper@fickleblumper9 ай бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @alexthegreat8874@alexthegreat88747 ай бұрын

  • 6:28 C3PO deactivated in the background.

    @AlTee83@AlTee834 жыл бұрын

  • Alexander technique practitioners seem to be a goldmine of relaxing voices

    @teej008@teej0083 жыл бұрын

  • "I think I've had enough of you Dave".

    @scam9215@scam92154 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂

      @jjarkley1400@jjarkley14002 жыл бұрын

  • I’m an alien, and this has some good tips on how to human properly when I go out in the skinsuit.

    @anotherstupidchannel@anotherstupidchannel3 жыл бұрын

  • What is this comment section, I've lost it 4 times already just reading these comments 😂

    @illhaqu777@illhaqu7774 жыл бұрын

    • Lol same

      @kylewilson1022@kylewilson10223 жыл бұрын

    • Bro this is the most hilarious comment section I've found after a looooong time

      @meettherandom4711@meettherandom47113 жыл бұрын

    • Very relaxing, Been seeing way too much family guy so when I see this good old boy in charge all I can think of is “Hey Chrisss that is a strong throwing arm you have their sonny!

      @willlowbridge350@willlowbridge3503 жыл бұрын

    • Same

      @blangeleven@blangeleven3 жыл бұрын

    • Do you also laugh at Friends and The Big Bang Theory?

      @lifespanofafry1534@lifespanofafry15343 жыл бұрын

  • With all those little touches and soft movements and voices I would be collapsed on the floor!

    @princesslisamarie7860@princesslisamarie78604 жыл бұрын

    • floundering is not how you relax

      @zacjohnson8404@zacjohnson84044 жыл бұрын

    • Most certainly I would too. Within seconds.

      @jodiclower2095@jodiclower20954 жыл бұрын

    • Pope John Paul The Second unnecessary 😡

      @princesslisamarie7860@princesslisamarie78604 жыл бұрын

    • @Pope John Paul The Second you mean you'd send them to sleep?

      @BigBri7647@BigBri76474 жыл бұрын

    • Me too. I would be a puddle on the floor. As it is they cleared my sinuses.

      @tegoblue@tegoblue3 жыл бұрын

  • After they sacrificed and ate Dave I wonder what ever happened to his sweater?

    @ohman1832@ohman18323 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂

      @leeloo2ify@leeloo2ify2 жыл бұрын

    • Lol

      @swapmeetsheriffdonknottexp3046@swapmeetsheriffdonknottexp30462 жыл бұрын

    • It was burned alive in monte Rio at bohemian Avenue, get Benjamin De Rothschild to confirm that for you if you can find him. Better yet, just walk into the skull and cross bones society HQ and start killing mofo's over torturing big and little Dave's.

      @shoveyourmaskupyourass959@shoveyourmaskupyourass9592 жыл бұрын

    • @@shoveyourmaskupyourass959 are you a writer

      @Ausnapify@Ausnapify2 жыл бұрын

    • They used it as a tablecloth

      @daphne4983@daphne49832 жыл бұрын

  • I hate ASMR comment sections. I’m trying to sleep and yet I can’t stop laughing .

    @r.e.z9428@r.e.z94283 жыл бұрын

  • So this is what the rectangle sandwich man is doing when he is not feeling peckish

    @pandaumk3@pandaumk34 жыл бұрын

    • pandaumk3 This is where he originally learned to continue cutting until he felt the knife hit the cutting board.

      @ScottyB0AllDay@ScottyB0AllDay4 жыл бұрын

    • Whole grain, whole meal. I like substance of it

      @pepsi863@pepsi8634 жыл бұрын

    • pandaumk3 🤣🤣

      @prodigalson884@prodigalson8844 жыл бұрын

    • Cupla tomato

      @alexandret925@alexandret9254 жыл бұрын

    • But you know if he _was_ feeling peckish and he came home late one day, he'd have no trouble making a good sandwich.

      @Squishito@Squishito4 жыл бұрын

  • Finally! My newly lengthened arms fit my navy suit perfectly !!

    @ironicchungles5912@ironicchungles59124 жыл бұрын

    • You're ready for war, all was established

      @cassiobrunizio@cassiobrunizio4 жыл бұрын

    • @@cassiobrunizio follow the guidelines. The lovely little guidelines

      @derekporter66@derekporter664 жыл бұрын

    • I get all of these references... I think I’ve been watching too many unintentional ASMR videos 🤣🤣🤣

      @JimmyFoxhound@JimmyFoxhound4 жыл бұрын

    • JimmyFoxhound welcome to the club

      @ironicchungles5912@ironicchungles59124 жыл бұрын

    • It really is just the same group of people doing the asmr video rounds 😂

      @miffy891@miffy8914 жыл бұрын

  • The Alexander technique is often practiced by professional musicians, mostly classical musicians which have to practice every day for 8-10 hours sitting on a chair , and which need to be able to always give performances of absolute perfection. The Alexander technique includes more than just relaxation although it’s a very important part of it.

    @vincentdequiram1102@vincentdequiram11022 жыл бұрын

    • That explains why David Bowie was there on the left starting at 2:45

      @JMB129@JMB1295 ай бұрын

    • @@JMB129 🤣🤣🤣 thanks. Now I can’t unsee it 😂

      @vincentdequiram1102@vincentdequiram11024 ай бұрын

  • 12 years later Dave hears a voice looming from the depths of a dark alley. "YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK DAVE. YOU SHOULD HAVE FREED YOUR NECK. IT'S TOO LATE NOW DAVE. IT'S MUCH TOO LATE." (Camera fades to black as Dave screams)

    @markimel4947@markimel49472 жыл бұрын

    • Glorious, as an 80s kid this has to have been a Halloween season made for TV movie😂🤙

      @corvettekiller96@corvettekiller9610 ай бұрын

    • Makes me think of that show Takes of the Dark side". Where the guy years later reveals he saw a gargoyle, only to find it was his wife all along!

      @Eyesorecrymore@Eyesorecrymore4 ай бұрын

  • I’m watching this at 4am trying to go back to sleep and had to go full screen because the comments made me laugh so much I was worried I’d wake the house up 😂

    @alice_barker_official@alice_barker_official Жыл бұрын

    • 5am and laughing.

      @rosskelly8268@rosskelly826811 ай бұрын

    • Same it’s 4:30 now

      @Wicked_maniac@Wicked_maniac4 ай бұрын

  • What Nosferatu does at weekends

    @majinrebornx2220@majinrebornx22204 жыл бұрын

    • Legend!

      @garyrogers9567@garyrogers95674 жыл бұрын

    • I absolutely can’t stop laughing

      @ilovesurga22@ilovesurga224 жыл бұрын

    • vampire weekend.

      @conantheseptuagenarian3824@conantheseptuagenarian38244 жыл бұрын

    • @@ilovesurga22 Why? Did you see yourself in the mirror?

      @marekmarkess3182@marekmarkess31823 жыл бұрын

    • The crazy part is that Dave is the vampire.

      @bcm3938@bcm39383 жыл бұрын

  • This was in the “before” times.

    @timhughes1572@timhughes15724 жыл бұрын

    • In the long long ago

      @unboxingusa1234@unboxingusa12344 жыл бұрын

    • Before the world ended in 2012 and we were placed into a simulation

      @glitchinthematrix555@glitchinthematrix5554 жыл бұрын

    • The old world was pretty messed up, though. To be fair, it needed to go...

      @mbaxter22@mbaxter22 Жыл бұрын

  • Dave wandered in by mistake and just went along with it. Dave got a free cup of tea so Dave was happy enough.

    @runyoufoolrun@runyoufoolrun Жыл бұрын

  • Perhaps the real free neck is the friends we made along the way.

    @anthonybalista7421@anthonybalista74212 жыл бұрын

  • I want to see the Jason Alexander technique, where you do the opposite of whatever posture comes naturally

    @chrismoiser6477@chrismoiser64772 жыл бұрын

    • Hahahaha 😄😄😄

      @abi1021@abi10212 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment

      @neffsnicker@neffsnicker Жыл бұрын

    • His new pamphlet, "Standing without standing."

      @robtomben@robtomben6 ай бұрын

    • The Costanza 😄👍

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be... Unnatural

    @deathstrike626@deathstrike6262 жыл бұрын

    • Is it possible to learn this power?😂😂😂😂

      @fickleblumper@fickleblumper10 ай бұрын

  • The guys voice was great and then the lady started talking.... good lord the tingles

    @DitchCricket11@DitchCricket114 жыл бұрын

    • DitchCricket11 does anyone know what her name is? I’m wondering if there were ever any other videos filmed with her speaking, so soothing!

      @MountJumpLand@MountJumpLand4 жыл бұрын

    • Audrey P Elisabeth Walker

      @MagnumDB@MagnumDB4 жыл бұрын

    • MagnumDB you’re doing the lords work

      @glitchinthematrix555@glitchinthematrix5553 жыл бұрын

    • Absolutely! Instant tingles. Shame though they cut the scene out at the end where she catches a passing fly with her tongue.

      @alexkulla4106@alexkulla41063 жыл бұрын

    • his voice was more relaxing than hers to me.

      @terminalfrost3645@terminalfrost36452 жыл бұрын

  • Man, you know I've watched too many ASMR videos when that guy said he was taught by Alexander HIMSELF and I gasped 😂

    @JesseColton@JesseColton6 ай бұрын

  • Dave looks like a man regretting a lot of life choices that led to this moment. Trapped eyes at the camera, the back not widening and trapped by the Cosby sweater. May the neck be free, unfortunately for Dave enough was done, and he never got to meet Lord Alexander.

    @intermediatedcockney7787@intermediatedcockney77873 жыл бұрын

    • Lololol

      @thebeasters@thebeasters2 жыл бұрын

  • How to sit in a chair and stand up, step by step video guide.

    @ChrisEightyNine@ChrisEightyNine4 жыл бұрын

    • Which is something we do about 100 times each day. When done wrong every time, it adds up to a tremendous amount of damage to the entire body, including the brain.

      @EugeneOneguine@EugeneOneguine4 жыл бұрын

    • Eugène Onéguine took the words right out my mouth

      @SerGelatto@SerGelatto4 жыл бұрын

    • I understand proper posture is important but this comment is still 😆

      @ashleyhammond1112@ashleyhammond11124 жыл бұрын

    • I’ve been in the same chair for 35 years. Don’t mock the video that literally saved my life.

      @Take1MinuteASMR@Take1MinuteASMR4 жыл бұрын

    • Frenchies loving the emperors teachings

      @LewisBogue@LewisBogue3 жыл бұрын

  • I’m sure they have their white Nike’s on order already, cuz their comet should be arriving shortly...

    @Andovarius@Andovarius4 жыл бұрын

    • Andovarius 😂😂😂Haven’t heard that one in a while! ☄️

      @princesslisamarie7860@princesslisamarie78604 жыл бұрын

    • Holy shit I was thinking the exact same thing, that cult was fucking wild.

      @nfamus540@nfamus5404 жыл бұрын

    • Andovarius he didn’t expect THAT free

      @robertfish9271@robertfish92714 жыл бұрын

  • You may find yourself sitting in a comfy chair. And you may ask yourself, how did I get here?

    @duskfall_777@duskfall_777 Жыл бұрын

    • This is not my beautiful house!

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • 2:08 "I'm going to strangle you, you'll be very relaxed when you're unconscious."

    @Pmacneill019@Pmacneill0194 жыл бұрын

    • AnnieMac19 too funny

      @MrBuddybones@MrBuddybones4 жыл бұрын

  • I freed my neck and now it's like 9 feet long bro

    @palatero@palatero4 жыл бұрын

    • Only 9 feet? Manlet detected.

      @mcchicken1849@mcchicken18492 жыл бұрын

  • This may seem odd to some, but this is a posture technique taught in quite a few performance schools. This is what’s known as the Alexander Technique. Helps with loosening the joints, bettering your posture, and overall allowing for more efficient movement. Developed for actors initially, it’s been adopted by classical musicians, and is sometimes taught to pregnant women and the elderly to help fight against back pain. I was taught the technique when I was in high school while in the honors choir. I’ve certainly slipped in some of the teachings but my posture still is great. I know because people often comment on how straight I stand and carry myself.

    @Phoolery@Phoolery4 жыл бұрын

    • Phoolery that’s cool as fuck. Where can I find lessons? This dude went back into reptilian hiding so he’s out. My joints are super fucked so I need the help

      @jessica3497@jessica34974 жыл бұрын

    • We teach this technique at the chiropractic office I work at. Very effective

      @oscarelizondo3505@oscarelizondo35054 жыл бұрын

    • Hugh Jackman even spoke about it and his experiences with it. Cool dude

      @FullBring88@FullBring884 жыл бұрын

    • It’s also cool how the visualization aspect of the technique has been used in other movement therapies! My mother is a massage therapist (and ex-personal trainer) and several techniques that I’ve seen taught secondhand at the Swedish institute all have a real aspect of the same kinda,,,, visualization/manifestation. Something about telling a body to do something internally really helps the joints actually, do it. it’s wild.

      @sorou@sorou4 жыл бұрын

    • Is it not physically impossible to carry yourself?

      @stephenwdunn6712@stephenwdunn67124 жыл бұрын

  • 6:24 "it all becomes much too serious" *loud male pleasure noise in the background*

    @StephenBadger@StephenBadger3 жыл бұрын

    • Lol!

      @j5892000@j58920003 жыл бұрын

    • Wtf was it tho?😂😂😂

      @daphne4983@daphne49832 жыл бұрын

  • Certain that the kindly old gentleman resides in a coffin when not furnishing us with forbidden knowledge.

    @jgoldie222@jgoldie2224 жыл бұрын

    • Well he does now.

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • This comments section is gold. Thank you everyone!

    @jamesfoley6939@jamesfoley6939 Жыл бұрын

  • Though this video can be one of the most calming videos I've ever seen posted, I can't help it for whenever I need a laugh at the same time I am most entertained by all of your most humorous and original commentaries!

    @gutez@gutez Жыл бұрын

  • I am in the process of refining this technique. I’m building a small flight of stairs, terminating right above my office chair so that I can climb the stairs and walk off the end. I theory, I will fall straight into the chair with my spine perfectly straight, vastly reducing the risks normally associated with entering a chair.

    @raldors7499@raldors7499 Жыл бұрын

    • Give us an update on your experiment!

      @mbaxter22@mbaxter22 Жыл бұрын

  • That elderly couple were so beautifully well spoken . Xx

    @cecilia6323@cecilia63234 жыл бұрын

  • I literally watch this video over and over again. This is perfect ASMR for me, especially the women's voice 😴😌

    @vanessacontessa278@vanessacontessa2783 жыл бұрын

    • I know right

      @MrRoqui11@MrRoqui11 Жыл бұрын

    • Me too!

      @juliemcleod9869@juliemcleod9869 Жыл бұрын

  • The People’s Temple of the Free Neck.

    @crixxxxxxxxx@crixxxxxxxxx4 жыл бұрын

  • This is a great addition to the Alexander ASMR series

    @lisakiely6144@lisakiely61444 жыл бұрын

  • This is what we are all here for... 0:55 1:35 4:20 4:39 5:26 5:52 10:02

    @drdingus9493@drdingus94934 жыл бұрын

    • Why would you do this???? 😭😭😭

      @CobaltLobo@CobaltLobo Жыл бұрын

    • You’re a menace 😂

      @relatedreality@relatedreality Жыл бұрын

    • 😂

      @anfearcrionna@anfearcrionna Жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂 omg

      @waffleweave@waffleweave Жыл бұрын

    • Genius ❤

      @alanhenriquedasilvarosa9665@alanhenriquedasilvarosa966511 ай бұрын

  • Dave's expression tells he already accepted he'd entered his final moments.

    @MrBegbief@MrBegbief Жыл бұрын

  • this is more like a class on how to fall asleep sitting straight up

    @Nuclearsnow@Nuclearsnow4 жыл бұрын

    • Josh Whelan omg!!! 🤣

      @persontimr5052@persontimr50524 жыл бұрын

    • I learned how to do that some how

      @michael-k.@michael-k.4 жыл бұрын

  • 10:04: "It's important for the pupil not to be concentrating on what their teacher's hands are doing, but going on with their directions elsewhere" -- said the bishop to the actress

    @jtpinnyc@jtpinnyc3 жыл бұрын

    • Priest to the child

      @thebeasters@thebeasters2 жыл бұрын

  • Emperor Palpatine starts a sitting cult ASMR

    @mauller@mauller3 жыл бұрын

    • 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

      @joshp2137@joshp21373 жыл бұрын

  • This is simultaneously relaxing and unsettling.

    @welwitschia@welwitschia4 жыл бұрын

  • This makes The Exorcist feel like a Disney movie

    @michelleoller1649@michelleoller16493 жыл бұрын

    • O boy it's indeed a scary video 😬,

      @daphne4983@daphne49832 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this - what the folks attending are responding to is the soft spoken instructions and the gentle placing of hands on their bodies by the instructors - it had a calming effect - and kept them coming back to attend these sessions.

    @justinherbert9146@justinherbert9146 Жыл бұрын

    • You can tell it was about the ASMR. Look at Lindsey's face especially the second half. She's getting mad tingles z

      @thebeasters@thebeasters11 ай бұрын

  • Love how after the neck is freed and the back is lengthened and widened, the neck and back have done neither.

    @plummetplum@plummetplum4 жыл бұрын

  • "Transmitting directions with my hands" is my new favorite way of showing someone how to do something.

    @AnthonyQuinnJr@AnthonyQuinnJr Жыл бұрын

    • It's how I assault errrr show people things

      @thebeasters@thebeasters Жыл бұрын

    • Transmitted tf outta her. #metoo.

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • imagine playing musical chairs with this guy

    @clarence_claymore.@clarence_claymore.4 жыл бұрын

  • This Twin Peaks episode explains everything.

    @tomyoung3187@tomyoung31873 жыл бұрын

  • It's good to see the Grim Reaper has a hobby

    @BigNasty21@BigNasty213 жыл бұрын

    • 😭😭😭😭

      @Lionrobot@Lionrobot3 жыл бұрын

    • Freeing necks

      @daphne4983@daphne49832 жыл бұрын

  • Sure, this was relaxing in an odd way, but I enjoyed the string of comments best.... some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a while.

    @MrBuddybones@MrBuddybones4 жыл бұрын

    • Doesn’t take much to make you laugh…

      @lifespanofafry1534@lifespanofafry15342 жыл бұрын

  • I think dianna dawson from the other Alexander technique video was trained by these two. Alot of there mannerisms are in her videos as well.

    @vicegt@vicegt4 жыл бұрын

    • @Viro Pax wow a cluster fuck comment lol

      @j5892000@j58920003 жыл бұрын

  • 8:57 that’s gotta be one of the top 3 Walter Carrington jokes I’ve ever heard. Classic.

    @alejandrososa5146@alejandrososa51462 жыл бұрын

    • What are the other teo

      @jreganalyst9260@jreganalyst9260 Жыл бұрын

    • Dude it’s Carrington we’re talking about here, WAY too raunchy to post on KZhead…

      @alejandrososa5146@alejandrososa5146 Жыл бұрын

  • Dear old Dave is so polite. Beautifully executed though and so hypnotic to watch.

    @dannyjacaranda@dannyjacaranda7 ай бұрын

  • I've been hoping you'd do this one! I find a lot of the original video immensely relaxing and you cut out most of what startles me. Ty.

    @sandralee2599@sandralee25994 жыл бұрын

  • 14:18 the transition from fairly loud to soothing gentle voice was so smooth

    @dormiovibes@dormiovibes21 күн бұрын

  • I never knew Voldemort could be so hypnotic.

    @FiveASideLads@FiveASideLads2 жыл бұрын

  • This is the best one so far!

    @TheEruvadhor@TheEruvadhor4 жыл бұрын

  • it’s a technique developed in the 1890s for long term vocal volume dynamics, especially on stage in theater

    @gelerickson@gelerickson4 жыл бұрын

    • 1890s? So the old man is the one who invented it

      @dawicked2k8@dawicked2k83 жыл бұрын

    • Ah

      @j5892000@j58920003 жыл бұрын

  • I think everyone was actually there for the asmr but it wasn't discussed.

    @TheRealTedBaird@TheRealTedBaird Жыл бұрын

  • It's all good stuff and works. And yes the voices help you relax and re position as it were.

    @sullivan1952@sullivan19523 жыл бұрын

  • The most pure asmr

    @Millatudis9@Millatudis94 жыл бұрын

  • Richard (‘Dick’) Walker (1911-1992), UK teacher of the Alexander Technique and Head of Training. Elisabeth Walker (1914-2013), British teacher of the Alexander Technique. Elisabeth and Dick gave lessons to Nikolaas Tinbergen and his family. (Tinbergen subsequently devoted half of his Nobel Prize Speech in 1973 to a praising description of the Alexander Technique.

    @joedtn3598@joedtn35983 жыл бұрын

    • Couples often die soon after the other, but she clearly didn't give af. 😃👍

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • So soothing to watch and to listen to.

    @RPKGameVids@RPKGameVids2 жыл бұрын

  • That old woman’s voice is pure gold 🤤

    @aileenmccarthy8660@aileenmccarthy86602 жыл бұрын

  • The woman in blue is super zoned out by his voice. You can see it.

    @christiangrey3645@christiangrey36454 жыл бұрын

    • She's just enjoying the groping.

      @BWater-yq3jx@BWater-yq3jx3 ай бұрын

  • “You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that lumpy blue sweater, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you take yourself too seriously to care about what you put on your back. But what you don’t know is that that sweater is not just blue, it’s not turquoise, it’s not lapis, it’s actually cerulean.”

    @TaraFinlay@TaraFinlay3 жыл бұрын

  • Even after 3 yrs I’m still convinced the old man is stealing their life force to keep himself going!

    @xXPaul462Xx@xXPaul462Xx Жыл бұрын

  • This man’s teal socks are the true star of the show!

    @KingJimmyIII@KingJimmyIII3 жыл бұрын

  • Somewhere in the comment section is a post from the child being carried in the woman who is pregnant at the time this video was made. Or it might be in the original video on here. I thought it was so cool that he posted telling us it was him inside the belly of his mom.

    @paramedivmso4@paramedivmso49 ай бұрын

  • I just want to hear him say something like “the master has retired to his chambers”

    @briankelleher6943@briankelleher69432 жыл бұрын

  • This was just amazing 😍

    @tishtash6484@tishtash64844 жыл бұрын
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