Michael Bisping told me a crazy Jorge Masvidal story...
2020 ж. 18 Қаң.
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Chael Sonnen tells a Jorge Masvidal story told to him by former UFC Champion Michael Bisping on this episode of Beyond the Fight..
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Masvidal is basically me playing GTA.
Lol you win
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🤣🤣🤣 haha genius
W comment
He looks like a gta v character is hilarious
Masvidal couldn't let the bathroom guy get close.
Lmaooo
That's underrated comment
Andrew Mcmanus damn man you beat me to it
@@joelmicalehealth5921 You got next time brah. Plenty more Chael stories to come!
Not after Colby. #neverloveagain
Chael: Was it necessary to knock out the 3rd guy? Jorge: it was super necessary..
Plot twist, the guy actually followed Jorge to the bathroom because Jorge dropped his wallet and he wanted to return it to Jorge
A lot off people doesn't know the street live, i will do the same, i will not take the risk to got KO
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It genuinely is super necessary lol
If I'm ever in a club and Masvidal walks in I'm getting out of there immediately. It's not worth the risk.
Lol hes not intimidating
@Stephen "The Dick Puncher" Smith relax , he means hes not the type to start shit
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@@dagnut Whoooosh
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Imagine you follow masvidal to the bathroom cause you’re a fan and he folds you
I would be honored
Why would you follow him into the bathroom? in hopes of what? Hey I'm a big fan can you sign an autograph with your free hand?
@rambull Jr Calm yourself incel
@@skeletordanzig4999 hahahahaha
CokeGaming follow him in the bathroom? Are you trying to fuck him
Me:”hey Jorge, may I take a piss please?” Jorge:”maybe, maybe not...”
Hahaha
Lmfaoooo
lol...Jorge in there taking a piss with his hands behind his back and looks over at ya like he dont wanna fight..
This is too fucken good.
@@terrellknight1756 LOL "with hands behind his back!!!" A dude yoy killed me with that
Jorge KO's random guy in the bathroom, Joe Rogan "OH HE SLEPT EM!"
😂😂😂👍
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“It was the second time I’ve ever said that, I don’t even know why I said it, it’s cause that’s what he did he slept him, he took a nap in the restroom”
OOOOOH! HE'S HURT! HE'S HURT!!!!!!
DC: "Ooo, he slept him baaaad..." *giggles*
Masvidal's neighbour: Lovely weather today isn't it? Masvidal knocks him out too
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Masvidal's lawer: Taps his shoulder - "Hey brother, we need to talk about this club incident" Masvidal knocks him out.
Masvidals Mom: Taps his shoulder "Jorge food is re.." Masvidal knock her out..
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Bisping wouldn’t get jumped. He keeps an eye out for stuff like that...
LOL. That's fucked up.
nice
Haha eye see what you did there
Thats too funny😂
Andrew Fabian that’s messed up,.. but really funny!😂
Those guys are lucky Yoel Romero wasn't with Jorge, that whole club would've caught Cuban Missiles
Lyg3rBurg3rz lol bay of pigs 🐖 slaughter
@@adammartinez3149 My God, the horror 😂
Lyg3rBurg3rz fact!!
Lyg3rBurg3rz 4 REEEEAAAL!!
Damn imagine having to fight masvidal and yoel at the same time
Sounds totally consistent with the Masvidal mindset: -). This is the guy who told Helwani that in his street days, he used to have the best sucker punch and the best 50 yard dash, because you never knew who might have gun or a knife.
Masvidal Is a punk all Day
Lmfaooo 🤣🤣
@@Smegma_pirate okay keyboard gangster. If I can Google a guys name and watch over 100 fights. That isn't a punk. From backyard to boxing/kick boxing to mma promotions to the top brand UFC, you 🤡
@@Smegma_pirate lmaoo bet yu won’t get inna cage wit that “punk” 🤣🤣 nigga literally used to knock out dudes twice his size in bare knuckle backyard fights 🤣 in what world are yu considered a punk for ts
@@shawn7442 greetings my name is darth maul
Jorge Masvidal knocked me out while I was sitting at home watching Masvidal vs Askren
Lol seriously, I got whiplash watching that
Live.
“I couldn’t take the risk” what a great response.
Lmao
From Masvidal's side it's kind of true. But while KOing the first two guys could objectively be seen as a case of self-defense (depending of where you are and if a fight or attack is probable in that place), if the guy in the bathroom was not related to the two guys that was plain assault. (as funny as the story sounds told afterward)
If you're not a friend, you're an enemy
Yeah, use it next time you walk down the street and a guy looks shady near you. You might get mugged. Can you take that risk?
@@DexterHaven yeah this is all around stupid
Moral of the story.... U see Masvidal when walking into the Bathroom you say ok great and walk out immediately. 💯
You say "Ah you know what, music is good at the moment anyway, I guess I can hold it for another 5 minutes..."
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LOL
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Third guy was probably so confused waking up to find his wallet after getting KO'd
LMFAOOOOOO
You know the very next fucking night when he with his boys too, if they saw any bruises they probably like "damn man what the fuck happened to you." And he probably lied to save himself by saying "I got jumped and robbed at the club man 😅😅🤣🤣😅"
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You funny as fuck
@@LaMiGrAFrAnK "Er... I had a fight with Jorge Masvidal..."
When Dana told him he needed to start getting knockouts he applied that shit to his real life lol
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Me: last thing I remember was I was going to take a piss!? Jorge:I couldn’t take the risk
LMAO
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It was supernecessary
At least you have a story for the grandchildren , I Was baptized in a bar bathroom ..
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'Bisping is walking down a hallway...' Always a great start to a story.
So true
Check out believe you me! Bispings podcast
Haha Ahhh ha
bispings got a keen eye for the trash talk game in this business
Andrew Mcmanus 🤣🤣
Me: tries to take a piss Masvidal: "I can't let u get close" Me: *gets knocked out*
This is killing me 😂😂😂
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Haha thats funny as f
Maybe a legitimate reason. Question would be: How close do you get to guys with your $%+& out?
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"Yeah man cool", then hangs up. That's like 100% masvidal. Actually even heard it in his voice.
Chael : " I can't let u get close " Masvidal : "I couldn't take the risk"
Three At The Back Chael: ...shoots a double leg Jorge: ...hands out a 3 piece and a soda
Three At The Back American gangster vs a whole gangster
Well played lol
BMF scared to take a risk from who? a nobody in the bathroom 🤣 weak
@@wallacewales9180 what if the person has a knife or any type of injections
I'd rather see Conor Vs Jorge than a rematch with Nurmagomedov.
@dave sisu or El Cucuy If he beats Khabib
Reece, me too. It'll be Connor getting his face busted in. I wasn't even a little impressed with the Cowboy fight. I feel weird about 10 seconds in breaking a guys nose with your shoulder. Im probably wrong since its legal but that early on, not enough adrenalin to fighg through a busted nose and it felt so cheap. Maybe im wrong i dunno
@@irishmancheckinin6540 yeah it was weird af....cowboy looked like he had no will to fight. We all know Conor picked cowboy because he was a favorable matchup at a time Conor was really desperate for a win. The fight played out like a lion attacking a sleeping wildabeast. Basically the closest he could get to a tune up fight....he wanted to fight little Frankie edgar but the ufc was too embarrassed to give him that small of an opponent.
Conor beating Cowboy means nothing, you right. 170 pounds? All right, ten guys are waiting for title shot but anyway will like to see Jorge vs Conor.
Man i could totally see conor and masvidal getting into a fight ..before the fight
"To be able to take down Jorge Masvidal, you need a dog, a pitbull do be exact" -Khabib
Nelk Kyle told Khabib that Jorge slept with his girl and asked how to beat him up. Not realizing it was a joke, Khabib recommended that he get a dog and then run up Masvidal. Khabib is the most unintentional comedy genius in sports.
Or a hook from usman
Or an Usman 😂
@@lightskinned-blacks That wasn't a hook, that was a cross
Jorge is pathetic fighter
hahah the way chael is talking and sittin makes me feel like he is a mob boss about to execute me
Allegedly he had his hands behind his back while going to the restroom
Now THATS O.G.!
Yeah he did have his hands behind his back to wipe
North American KZheadr no Jorge dummy
Full on Superman mode
Sam1982 whittingham 🤣🤣🤣
Masvidal: "Hmmm, well what if everyone at this club are really rollin with these 3 dudes that tried to jump me, what if they're all boyz, they're at the same place, I cant take the risk" ..... Knocks out entire club on the way out.
C Harris HAHAHAHA
this is hilarious lolol
John-ge Wick-svidal style
🎯
He went full streets of rage on those guys👊
Jorge “The Equalizer” Masvidal
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Tony ferguson the type of guy to pay goons to fondle with Jorge's necklace.
Tony will just do it himself😂
Too funny 🤣🤣
This is the first one that made me laugh
@@jellato1937 Tony would flick it up with his toe
@@soanywayistartedblastin8463 *with a spinning back elbow
And it makes you think... Just how good is Cowboy's grandma? I mean we all saw how she dominated that clinch against Conor
Grandma or Mom?
lmao holy shit dude
Haha man she didn’t want to let go
I wonder if she got under-hooks too.
Fran Rouco I thought Conor was gonna give her one of those shoulder strikes to get her off😂
Lesson: If you go somewhere and see Masvidal, leave.
Jajajajajaja, If I go to the bathroom and see Masdival, I better run as fast I can...
I'd yell something like I'm a huge fan! While hauling my ass out the nearest exit
You might catch a knee
@CDH2020 1 the guy who has the weakest resume that lost to the guy who has the weakest resume on the list of jorge's wins would send you to the hospital lmfao
Stephen A. Smith: We didn't learn anything from this.
It means that, masival came from the streets. He lived his entire life with survival instincts. These guys have a code. And u dont wanna mess with them.
Lmfao
😂Someone Flicks his necklace, so he knocks 3 guys out
Warranted
"Yeah man, cool." "Ok, great".
Why do I find these comments so funny 😂
i bet jorge did hang up on him straight after he asked the question aswel.
Chael's impersonation of Masvidal is great. "Yeah, man, cool."
They need start making "Jorge Masvidal do not disturb" notices just for people's safety.
I don't even watch mma why is this guy so entertaining
If I ever see Masvidal in a restroom, I'll keep my distance and let him know that I'm not with them, whoever them is.
so what youre saying is you cant let him get close
He’ll think you’re trying to trick him, and he cant take that risk
Nobody: Jorge in the Bathroom: I cant let you get close
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This comment made my day 😂
Smh😂
Lmao
Malik Wilson what is this reference from I remember someone saying it but I don’t remember from where
Jorge : "I couldn't take the risk" Chael : "Ok great"
Lmao the Masvidal defence, did the same thing to Edwards talking about how he's in fear at "these hooligans" wonder how many times he's used it.
i think he meant it for the bathroom one...
Lmfaooo facts bro
Lawless people
Fucking epic
He’s from Florida as well with the ‘I feel threatened’ magic words then you can do whatever you want lol
Bisping is the nicest guy you've ever met who has fueded with everyone. Bispin likes everyone until they talk shit and then he fires right back without missing a beat. I won't lie I'm one of the people who jumped on Bispings wagon late in his career but I'm glad he finally got the respect/title he deserved.
Uncle Chael looking like a action movie villain sending a ransom video here.
Alexander Keller hahaha deadass
@4:49 hilarious if you read this comment and watch from here on.
"Hey man nice neckla- "*crack* "Whoa he was just complimenting your jewl-" *crack* "I'll be back in a minute guys, these gin and tonics are going right through me" *crack* "I saw your suit and just wanted to let you know that I'm not wearing any panties." *crack* The next day "Excuse me young man, would you help me load my groceries into my car?" *crack* It was super necessary.
Lmaooo
Hahahaahah. This is jokes
Loooool
Uber for George...CRACK
Nobody: Chael: George Masvidal
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KBG That’s how Masvidal prefers his name to be pronounced.
@@KRAYZIEBONE1017 no it's not
@@D0W666 Then what is?
@@robbysleaze5041 Horghay
Chael is dressed like he going to court to defend El Chapo
El cucuy*
Poor dude just wanted to use the bathroom and ended up getting slept
Baptized *
Wonder if he got slept while doing #2
Yeah Masvidal is a scumbag
@Liberty or Death For sure bouncing a random guys head off the hard bathroom floor and causing serious brain damage is just a misunderstanding. BMF right
@Liberty or Death "maybe Jorge seen the guy with the other two dudes prior or something" Lol no Jorge would've said so.
The question becomes how does he stay out of jail
Miami! Those clubs are wild
Police know if they get to close there gonna get knocked out
I agree - I am not buying this story. I am sure something went down, but this seems far fetched. I don't know about this one.
He mentionned in an interview with ariel that he actually did time at some point
@@binsentsu04 that makes sense because his hands behind his back pose that he does at times ia something people do in jail to show their non threatening as opposed to posturing up which you don't want to do unless your ready to throw down
Imagine if it was Leon Edward that walked into the bathroom lol Masvidal: bro you again? Another 3 piece and a soda Lol
guy in bathroom now watching chaels podcast: "....okay great."
yea an ringing the police straight away with this video as evidence
@@globeistheoneworldreligion749 Seriously? In what world do you think KZhead story time would be admissible as evidence in a court of law? Lol. But there's some people out there who if they found out that the person that knocked their ass out for simply entering a restroom admitted it, they would most certainly seek revenge. Anything other than sanctioned violence is pathetic, as is the celebration of such violence. Keep it in the cage. There seems to be a gradual decline in the respect for the martial arts.
globe is the one world religion I imagine this took place in Miami so can you imagine how many club fights there are every week where someone is ko'd in the restroom ? There is 0% chance Jorge could be prosecuted over this.
@@SoullessPolack in no world, it was a joke to the post.soz for not putting a laughing face at the end.looking for revenge on jorge would be very crazy tho
@@benbishop7512 yea you're right cus people kill people in miami and theres zero percent chance of getting prosecuted 😉
Just the image of Jorge KO'ing these dudes is killing me 😂
Forreal
Bisping would fook masvidal
Moon Man you sure about that?
Jay Yes
Most definitely
“How could Jorge attack colby” *flashes back to this story*
Chael You're the best. . Love your podcast And I think your opinions and assessments are spot-on. One of the best smack talkers the sport has ever seen. But when you back it up in the in the way that you did. It ain't nothing but another day's work. Thanks again and keep up the good work.
Now I finally figured out what happened that day in the restroom...
What's to figure out? You woke up with sticky lips & a bloody butt.
😂😂
When Bisping passed by Masvidal he said “hey Jorge” Bisping told the story on Believe You Me Chael P Sonnen and the P stands for Gangster
Chael embellishing shit and telling white lies. That’s him.
he actually wished him good luck for his fight
Random guy: “hey man I like your neckla.... “ *guy gets knocked out by Jorge masvidal*
When a guy that never lost a round in his life talk, you listen. Chael GOAT
Uhhhhh what?
@@praetorianx2007 When a guy that's never lost a round in his life talks...you listen. CHAEL GOAT
@I murder white people for fun Anderson "the spider bite" Silva has nothing on the man with the biggest arms in West Lin
Jorge: Bisping only has a left hand Bisping: Hold my left eye
Ha
I really did laugh out LOUD!! 👏
Dan Henderson ; hold my teeth -bisping :hold my eye- Henderson; u hold my teeth and i will hold your eye
It turns out that man was Bruce Willis and he's back for revenge this summer!
That was terrible. 19 unfunny people liked this comment.
After Jorge k.o Bruce he called his buddy zed and told him the spider caught a couple flys
@@mikejones4324 sorry let me try again. "Knock Knock? "Who's there? "Mike Jones" "Mike Jones You Suck!"...
Daniel Yerke that second one was pretty good. Mike jones does suck
@@munkyzzb7504 wow good one! I can clearly tell you went to Brandon Shaubs comedy workshop.
Also: "Jorge did you really need to knock that third guy out?" "It was super necessary"
Chael always has such great stories and insight to the sport.
Lol Jorge sounds like the most frightened killer ever
Paranoid
@@lemon163 probably has been in situations where he did get jumped.
Jorge would kill Conor any day any place!
Decayed probably yeah I wouldn’t be surprised
Jesse Widboom what does that have to do with anything
“I couldn’t take the risk” 🤣
Chael you ARE the man with the biggest arms causing the greatest harm, the man of steel who's the REAL deal, the BEST looking man who's always got a plan. You are the GOAT Chael! I am from Milwaukie OR and we love you here! Keep being you brotha 💪🏻
Love the stories and the way u tellem chael
mojahed fudailat needs to make a video depicting this!
@K O ok boomer
Guy that Walked into the Bathroom: Damn! I gotta Go. Masvidal: You Damn Right👊
I bet he went right after the ko!👊🤕💭💩
super necessary he couldnt take the risk
He probably pissed himself unconscious. Mission accomplished.
Love it. Thanks for sharing
He makes Jorge sound like a government experiment gone wrong 😂
Bloody great story right out of the gate I'm listening to this twice.
Chael truly is the final boss..
I’m just glad I wasn’t at that club that night, sounds like no one was safe
Chael your vids are amazing man
This story is even more interesting because it was told by u bro. Great video.
This suited Chael in this ultra fancy setting has me thinking I'm about to get iced by the biggest arms in West Linn Oregon
I like these stories the best out of everything you do!
Chael, keep up the great work. Like your style.
Chaels right eye to his left eye: ,, I can't let you get close"
Cheal Sonnen G.O.A.T Never lost a Round!
😀😀😀😀😀😀🤼
Chael vs colby in there prime
Oh, that's a great story. What a guy. And beautifully told, Chael.
Chael found a kindred spirit in Jorge as someone who understands that you can't let people get close.
Jorge *"I can't take the risk"* Masvidal
Masvidal: I couldn’t take the risk Chael: I can’t let u get close Both gangsters!!!
Chael you do this podcasts just great.
Imagine just trying to use the bathroom and some random guy knocks you out for no reason.
I- some random guy?
Jorge: i can't take that risk Chael: i can't let you get close
Third guy : "Damn hope they got doors in there, that Taco Bell is about to hit!!" *Opens door* Pow!! Masvidal : "Sorry mayne, couldn't take the risk..."
thatd be one shitty way to wake up from getting knocked out by masvidal
Wakes up with a full taco bell shit in his pants
I love the story... But how 'bout the lighting and look of this video?! Very nice!
The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Jorge GAMEBRED Masvidal 🇨🇺👊🏼💥👊🏼💥
I hear these stories but it just sounds like any Saturday in Scotland
😂 a fucking love glesga
@Bruised Banana They're cretins.
Conor: Punches old man in pub and doesnt even hurt him. Masvidal: Knockouts out 3 guys in a club with 3 punches
It's that simple, no context needed
@SEVENTEEN Calm the fuck down. It's a joke. And Conor doesn't need your defense. You already know he's a killer.
@SEVENTEEN Stop listening to everything conor says because you will realise hes wrong. I know you only watch him but i suggest you look at Jared Cannoniers UFC record.
@SEVENTEEN Crawl outta your feelings my friend. Conor Jorge Nate Chael Dana Cowboy.......they dont know you and they wouldn't defend you. Dont be a cheerleader.
@SEVENTEEN damn homie you was triggered 😂😂😂
Mad respect to Chael for asking before telling. That's what I also call keeping it real!
Chael's best sit & tell yet!
"Hey, l'll be right back, girl. I'm gonna take a piss real quick . . ."
“As real as it gets” -Gamebred
Fantastic commentator and story teller
Uncle chael your channel rocks !
Compare that to Mcgregors bar story when he couldn’t even ko old guy who wasn’t expecting it lmao
You say that as if McGregor couldn’t knock him out. If Conor wants to ko someone he can. He slept Aldo who was a 10 year reigning champ in a promotion full of the most elite fighters in the world. Stop being an idiot.
If that bathroom incident was elsewhere and filmed,the world would go nuts
@David Bury yeah no shit you spastic XD there are weight classes for a reason.
Well i wont be following Jorge into the mens room anytime soon
Bisping is a genuine humble dude 🙋🏼♂️🏴
So in the future if someone shoots Jorge masvidal and kills him, then in the police report the shooter says " but it was Jorge masvidal, he probably would of beat me to death from looking at him wrong, I couldn't take that chance." In Jorge Masvidal logic, the shooter makes pretty good sense.
Exactly what's going to happen to him
No funny asshole...
Yeah but unfortunately for the shooter, the law doesnt use jorge masvidal logic