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9:13 when your dog gets behind the wheel.
what the dog doin?
What the dog doin?
Yeah.... I think that was on purpose.
@@Cobaltus destroying property
@@Machtyn insurance claim? maybe
Buildings and bridges that can withstand demolition attempts should make their engineers proud
True
OH. And make people think they're fireworks, even...!
@@asmqb7222 jefe
That was right here in little rock Arkansas
Or you need to be worried that as an explosive demolition expert you've done something horribly wrong :P.
The civil engineer who made that first bridge needs a raise
Or the dude who set up the explosives incorrectly needs to be fired
Who the hell decides to implode a SUSPENSION RIVER-BRIDGE anyway?!
7:53 Kudos to the guy in the brown jacket from keeping that ATV from rolling on top of the guy in the blue jacket.
There's a reason all the good ramps have chains
@@0004ogre Had a friend call me a sissy for strapping my ramps to the receiver hitch. Two months later I called him a sissy for crying about his destroyed ramps, ATV in need of expensive repairs, a broken arm, and 2 ribs.
Вот уж действительно, оказался в том месте, и в то время! Респект и уважение ему!!
Yeah, that was a good save. He looked like he still may be hurt from falling, but he did save him from being more seriously hurt
I love how financially inclusive this video is 🙄 Most expensive fails - college students = drywall - rich little pricks = daddy’s multimillion yacht
The Richie rich toys are the funniest!
I think the spaceship that blew up might be the most expensive one.
@@Zyk0th someone blew up an alien spaceship that came to visit? I guess we won't be hearing "take me to your leader". What were the aliens' names, Kang and Kodos? Or maybe they just stopped on earth for a pit stop so they could 'phone home' lol
@@alvexok5523 🤔Who said anything about an alien spaceship bud???
@@alvexok5523 bro.
09:50 Don't think I've ever seen two yachts mating in the wild before. Magnificent.
"What are you doing stepboat?"
That was my favorite clip
That look non-concensual...
I want first choice of the litter.
lmao what do you get for babies dingy's
3:51 is truly epic. Not only does he break his windscreen, he also fails to scare the cat. 😹
Wonder what type of lie he told his insurance company.
@@billolsen4360 "The cat broke it." Sounds plausible enough.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@@SeverityOne no... not from inside out...
@@juergengoldmann You obviously have no idea about the destructive capabilities of the domestic cat. 😸
Wow the highlander driver at the 9:30 mark either had a condition or a score to settle without a clue on how to deliver it 😂
No joke wtf was goin on there
@@careless3241 Someone suggested a stuck throttle or accelerator
3:52 that cat didn’t even jump like they probably thought it would 😂
Roof guy saying 'we f'd up' before the shit really went south. Classic.
This is my favourite. It’s just so real. Such emotion.
It's off the movie "hangover". They lost Doug. LOL funny movie
It's NOT real. They added in a soundclip from a movie.
What were they even attempting
@@kaiyotee2475 Well, nowadays there are houses and places that can pretty much be put together like a lego house. Maybe something like that?
It always cracks me up how people actually think that the bumper of a car is useful for anything other than bumping.
Some good advice is "hook this onto whatever you want me to pull out of the ditch." If you want your bumper pulled out of the ditch, then hook the chain onto the bumper. If you want your car pulled out of the ditch, then hook the chain onto the car, not the mirror, not the exhaust, not the bumper, not the plastic screen that goes over the radiator. And then FKN mash the accelerator pedal to the FKN floor!!!!
You could probably tow things from the bumper of a '48 Cadillac but that was a long time ago.
@@billolsen4360 Also, I have seen people attach to suspension parts. Not a good idea.
@@stephenr1999 Indeed. Better to take the plastic bumper off.
@@billolsen4360 You could from cars and trucks from the 60s and early 70s that had steel bumpers.
1:17 I’m having conflicting feelings between fear for the firemen and awe/wonder for the light show. 😳
It's what lithium or magnesium fires are like
There was a magnesium fire near my college recently,and the entire building had to be evacuated.
9:50 "we call this the act of mating" bad touch starts playing also it warms my heart seeing mac products destroyed
It amazes me to see how many people think it’s perfectly fine to play around with expensive electronics and water.
Ikr for god’s sake. Some people abuse these luxuries. Their money I guess 🤷♂️
Some of these videos are fakes... people just looking for like on their social media. Especially the one with the laptop on the dock railing, hanging way over the edge and "opps" there it goes.
@@markltbn Yup. Im getting real tired of the "oops I dropped a flat screen that I was holding in a horrible way"
@@enigma9789 especially the guy with the laptop on the lakeside. That was incredibly stupid.
Expensive? They looked like Android devices to me…
No wonder there's a 6 mile exclusion zone at rocket launches.
looks like Wallops Island outside of Chincoteague, VA
Just 6 miles?
Was someone in that rocket?
@@thomas.69 no it was a toy
@@cold1182 I think you're talking about two different rockets.
Some of these are legitimately scary. Like the rattling plane engine, that fire explosion, those boats that nearly/did capsize, or were burning. Those actually scared me. I really hope they're okay.
The one motorboat that was fully on fire---a man in a jetboat came around sideways at it making three separate passes and put out the fire with the huge waves he caused. The burning boat was a total loss, but the fire was put out, and the owner of the destroyed boat was very grateful to the other man for helping in the best possible way. Nobody experienced any injuries, best of all.
That fire explosion was most likely from something burning way too hot to spray water on. That can sometimes result in the water exploding too if it's hot enough.
Nobody gonna talk about 2:46 how dude took a giant metal beam to the front. I'd say he is in fact not alright.
That impact was nuts, asking if you are alright is just dumb, just get your ass over there and help as fast as possible, you know that fcker aint alright lol.
I was thinking the same. Lucky to be alive
Dude who who saved the wheeler from smashing that other dude deserves a beer
No alcohol is bad (unless you’re using it for cooking or baking)
@@opensourceis9996 sometimes alcohol is bad
As long as the alcohol is blurred, it's okay! It's the unblurred alcohol that's dangerous
@@opensourceis9996 hell right
It came on right as I was reading this comment.
Ships destroying other ships is my new favourite sport to watch, love it.
must be new to youtube.
And they want flying cars lol
That's how new ships are born.
Those crashes are hella expensive
This comment is golden
9:43 this is Perfect timing 🤣
"I knew I was parking the boat all wrong the second we ran out of water" - Every single Captain ever
lmao to true
The way the water reflects and glistens on the side of that ship at 4:30 is gorgeous.
Beautiful color of blue finish on that yacht, too.
It's truly a glimmering style choice that enhances the senses as it gently crunches everything in its path
@@ElonHusky Perhaps by some DRUNK millionaire!
the way the concrete gently scratch the paint is also mesmerizing ^^
If you have the money for a yacht you should have the money to hire a competent captain !!!
1:07, this was a magnesium fire. Crazy thing is the firefighters water actually caused that explosion. Magnesium burns hot enough it separates water into hydrogen and oxygen which the immediately burns as well.
There was a fireman on a ladder on the wall of that building. No way he made it. God in Heaven.
So it’s Greek fire then.
NEVER use water to extinguish metal fires!
@@sid2112 If you look closely he’s still up there after the explosion
@@mikecosta1889 or even oil
4:12 it's good to see wipers being so robust. Huge crash and they still work!
7:48 In my experience, shouting 'no, no' at gravity doesn't usually stop it working.
Dude on the scooter hit the only thing in the road head on. Had me rolling. " I couldnt see." Straight smashed into it. Great video
Then why go, you could get run over.
This is what happens when your going south, and looking west!
His mask turned in the wind.
You go where you’re lookin
🤣😂
9:13 That CANNOT be unintentional.
She forgot to take her medicine.
Well it depends if she is drunk or sick or something but if that’s the case then she should not drive
It was on the news years ago. She is driving with his kids. To destroy the new home of his ex (father of the kid) for some disputes and since he lived with his new girl also to achieve a personal score.
It's a Toyota. 🤣 *Toyota Motor said Tuesday it will soon issue a recall for at least 3.8 million Toyota and Lexus vehicles to fix a potential safety problem caused by a car’s floor mat jamming the accelerator.*
@@StevePringle then you get rid of floor mat
8:25 I would've died from a combination of panic attacks and seasickness.
10:32 Finally got the yellow shoes he always wanted.
I love how they included a clip of probably about 20$ worth of drywall damage
Include labor and repair and watch the cost go through the roof.
@@SouthwesternEagle if you can't fix a section of drywall that small, u have bigger problems
@@cantcomeupwithausern Well I could fix it myself for possibly $20-50, but it'd look like crap. XD A hole that big usually requires professional services to fix, and in certain HOAs and most rental properties, professional servicemen are required.
@@SouthwesternEagle well... A. Practice makes perfect B. Who the heck would ever know??
@@SouthwesternEagle nah, it doesn't take a professional, it's a small hole. And what HOA cares if u patch drywall in your house?
Damn, I hope the firefighter @ 1:08 who was climbing the ladder right as it blew up is okay 😱
I'm gonna tell him
@@zagoat9384 if you find him
I was fine, thanks :)
The after effect was kinda cool it was like falling stars
@@arthurmead5341 wait...that was u?
I like the situation with the dropping the flatscreen off the second floor could have been totally avoided if he just went through the front door like everyone there.
When you thug buds have to help you move when you are evicted!
...that guy crashing into that house was like "Home sweet home, ....oh wait this ain't my house...oh wait yeah it is....nah I will leave it out on the street"
Other fails : I'm expensive 1:50 Rocket be like : hold my bill
Falcon 9 rocket: hold my upper stage
I really hope someone in that rocker is ok. 😨
@@popcornpony8420 there is none
@@popcornpony8420 yeah no if there were someone in there they're dead.
9:13 seems like a calm, rational and level headed move.
Wth were they trying to eff up the car!??!!
that’s just his exes house lmao
I think the pedal got stuck that or they panicked and kept holding down the accelerator
His ex got the car and the house. He was delivering the car for her. Nice guy.
Twas a sugar imbalance
0:00 : Birds singing… few second later: BOOM 💥 “Damn”… LOL
My favorite is when people attach cables to bumpers, instead of the frame! Brilliant!!!
2:24 the moment he says that i love how the roof just drops
Me too. I'd love to hear more of that conversation. The timing was so perfect it's almost impossible.
When those people drive their car into something, then back up, and do it again, and again, I really want to see the rest of the video to see their reaction and why it all happened.
In that video, it was either a person who doesn't know how to drive who hit the gas instead of the brake, and panicked and kept pushing the gas, while putting it into reverse, drive, back into reverse, etc, or a person who didn't know how to drive whose throttle stuck open, and who did the same thing instead of putting it into neutral. In any case they didn't know how to drive. It is people like this who make me think self-driving cars are not a bad idea.
I was thinking drunk driver.
The full video was in another compilation I saw, although I'd be hard pressed to find it again. But the driver was actually raging and did all of that intentionally.
@@Warrior_Culture That was my guess, too. It actually took some sober skills to do that.
pretty sure that's just how women drive
This was genuinely awesome 13 straight mins of action, very few pauses between incidents ! Props to the editor!
And the best part? NO NARRATOR WITH COMMENTARY.
Right?! That’s what sets this channel apart from others. Only issue is that even tho there’s more than enough clips to make hundreds probably thousands of videos yet they insist on recycling clips that have been on 2 maybe 3 different videos
Fails like these make for the best stories later on. Who's with me? 🙋♂
2:31 Is the tow rope secured to a piece of plastic? Yes? Proceed.
looked hooked up to his tow hook to me
Yep. Pretty much what I was gonna post. When you hook up to a plastic bumper or grill, the result is obvious.
@@ianmendoza8599 The guy getting towed was fine. The guy doing the towing screwed the pooch.
@@Skank_and_Gutterboy if you look closer, it was hooked to the frame, just tore the front frame rail right off
@@Lilith-Rose Ah, the plot thickens.
The guy with the phone on the highway killed me instantly😂😂😂
Yea he first flipped the guy who s filming off and want to film back
Instant Karma!
I like the $20 dry wall damage by the two girls "playing football" included in the most expensive fails compilation lol
Nobody said these were the most expensive. It says they're expensive, but it says most _epic_ .
Guy buys yacht Guy: Imma sail this thing like Rodney Dangerfield in Caddyshack.
The shockwave on that exploding rocket was pretty epic ngl
For the first clip, that is both a fail and not at the same time. While they failed to blow the bridge, it also shows that the bridge was REALLY well built
@117vids how did 14 people die from an organized bridge explosion?
Makes you wonder why they tried to tear down that bridge. It obviously was structurally sound.
@@ryanthompson2893 The question I have is why they chose to use explosives as opposed to gradual deconstruction. I mean, the thing's over a damn waterway!
@117vids from the storm or the bridge explosion?
When the explosion occurred & the bridge did not fall, you could almost hear the bridge laughing 😆😄😀🤣😂
7:20 man THREW that television down after thinking he was going to hold it like a menu at a restaurant and he's looking up at the other guy like HE'S the problem? 😂 granted, he should have known better than to hand it to that fool
I don’t think they should’ve tried to move a tv like that in the first place 😂
The biggest fail of this video is skipping the massive Shockwave from 2:04
Good to see the guy wreck his windscreen when attempting to scare the cat 😃
Karma, even in small things.
I’ve seen that clip a billion times
He failed twice. 1. Broke his windshield. 2. Failed to faze or frighten the cat.
Who needs a gym membership when you can just watch 'Best Fails of the Week' and laugh your abs into shape?
Love how the Little Tykes house is included in this expensive fails compilation. Lol
1:05 Man, I hope that Fire Fighter on the ladder made it home to his family. Damn.
He has heroic courage. When the SHTF, I want him on my side!
i know the sparkles that can kill you
I doubt it, it was a full on explosion
Looks like u can see him still spraying afterwards
@@loumarks2751 No. The guy on the ladder. The ladder leaning against the building. We don't see it or him again.
2:38 - I'm not sure that person is all right...
Definitely broke some bones.
3:51 this one killed me 😂😂😂😂
The alcohol being blurred out is the funniest thing in this video, completely legal yet blurred. 😂😂😂
The balls on that firefighter on top of the ladder... Keeps spraying his water even while being engulfed in an explosion
@mister kluge okay and?
True
His armour was Enchanted with Blast Protection IV and Fire Protection IV.
His balls were cooked when he got down.
A magnesium is really dangerous to deal with. When you add water you get that reaction. Most metals with ium in the name will burn. Titanium looks crazy when it burns.
1:07 That was probably one of the most beautiful explosions I've ever seen!!! I love the buildup: as it gets brighter, you know something is about to happen but you're not sure exactly what to expect. Then comes the BLINDING WHITE FLASH that turns night into day and the roar of concussive thunder! And finally, after all that, you're left witnessing these gorgeous twinkling sparks raining down like the very stars are falling from the sky...
love that it includes everything from $100M yachts to $100 mirrors.
This video showcases the consequences of costly mistakes, reminding us of the importance of caution and attention to detail in various situations.
8:30 "It's time to abdicate the area?" "Abdicate?" In fairness, I could see how stress could induce that brainfart.
The only way that they could *abdicate* is if this is *Royal Caribbean* cruises. (And no, "Princess" cruises don't count.)
@@randallulrich LOL!
The sign of good friendship; when you see your buddy sitting on a chair that's on top of his laptop, take your phone out and start recording before you let him know 👌
somehow I think his Friends were the ones putting it under there
8:32 "Alright, it's time to abdicate the area." Said calmly. This is exactly what my father would have said.
And the builders who implemented the engineers design.
He should have said evacuate the area.
Baiting that Cat was Instant Karma. LOL
7:53 dude on the ATV owes his buddy free drinks for a decade or so.
Epic save
"Alright, it's time to abdicate the area..." at 8:30 is my new favorite phrase.
Mine is “ Jimmy my f**king phone”. (9:48) the way he says it is Hilarious
"We fucked up" as a whole roof comes tumbling down. 😂
The rocket one reminds me of when I was in high school, we made rockets from kits. Someone made a cool one that looked like a Klingon warbird. It took off, and about 15 feet up, the first stage stopped, it turned level with the ground, and then the second stage drove it into the hill around the football field. It was awesome.
Was it an Estes rocket?
dude at 8:40 is actually a genius, using the truck so it didn't hit the house
The guy handing the other dude the tv out of the window got me lol 🤣
The stupidity of just flooring it when trying to tow someone never ceases to amaze me
Not sure I’d call some of these “fails” but more “horrific tragedies”
And others are just typical normal fails, not sure where "most expensive" comes in (other than to inflate the view count, the obvious answer).
@@justforever96 yeah xD maybe it mean most are expensives because some are crazy expensives. But yeah some are just.... well just basics fails
@@justforever96 yall missing the rocketship one?? the drone?? the computer??? the ship one killed people, sooooo...maybe there's your answer.
Are you saying that a $10 drywall patch is not equal to the damage to the super yacht.
@@pureno1z Seriously… how many deaths do you think we just watched?
5:42, imagine you're editing a video and it starts raining in the house 😂
DAMN! That yacht @ 4:30 was BRAND NEW!!! Bet it was the people delivering it...
I thought I was dead inside. 3:45 literally made me laugh out loud! Thank you!
5:20 really dropped the ball with that camera work.
First fail is actually reassuring
The airplane engine failure too.
Very true.
@@ralow702 any landing you walk away from is a good one!
I know, right? The bridge won, they should just let it stay.
Lol
*literally crashes onto another boat* "Hmmm probably nothing, moving forward"
1:22 yes, a guy who's staging him sitting on his laptop is clearly the same level than a fail rocket launch!
3:15 That drone sounded like a bee caught between a window and Venetian blinds. Thumbs up to the guy with his hand out that he didn't get stung, LOL!
When will people learn you don't connect a tow rope to a bumper unless it's reinforced and made for towing
Helps if you don't hammer the throttle while the rope is slack as well.
@@Zero_Ninety many "tow ropes" are elastic straps designed to stretch so the vehicle trying to pull the stuck vehicle has momentum.
You're talking about common sense, which, sadly, is an uncommon commodity.
Subframe the best spot to hook onto or the around lower control arm if you gotta pull from the side
Never? People are stupid, really stupid.
8:28 Oh Man this sequel of Titanic is looking pretty intense and realistic... 😅 Well done Cameron 😂😂👏👏👌
The scooter green costume guy cracking the camper is pure gold fail material🤣
A lot of these could be helped with "Maybe we shouldn't put our computer on the bridge" or "maybe we should check to make sure the cord was strong", etc.
Anybody remember the movie, 'Idiocracy"? I swear, every time I see videos like these, I am convinced we all just took another step closer to that being a reality. People are DUMB....but SO entertaining....
Yes! That film is becoming SO true!
George Orwell: "i wrote a book warning you this would happen and look whos making it a reality."
It wasn't a movie, it was a warning from the near future. That near future is right now.
@@rebeccabailey527 - Absolutely! Increasingly I see people being stupid every day.
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That rocket was epic!! 😂❤🚀💥
4:25 Good news! We delivered your yacht, sign here. 😆😆
5:20 This guy just turned a model rocket into a model Interconnected ballistic missile
not quite the word you were looking for there but nice try
North Korea be like
Intercontinental. And no, a normal rocket flies exactly the same way. Both go up, and then sideways as they discard stages. An ICBM, or IRBM (Intermediate Range Ballistic Missile) burns out before it reaches orbital velocity, and so it falls back under a ballistic path to land on earth again. The only difference with an orbital rocket is that it keeps accelerating until it reaches orbital velocity, which essentially means it is going so fast that by the time it has fallen far enough to hit the ground, it has traveled over the horizon and the ground has dropped away under it, so it never actually reaches the ground. Without air resistance, it just maintains this speed and keeps 'falling' around the world. This is what we call "orbit". None of that applies to the model rocket. It just fucked up and went totally sideways and crashed, which no rocket should do (except maybe very short range missiles).
7:52 that’s a good friend, paying attention and not an idiot.
Never underestimate how scary nature can be, and also the stupidity of people.
0:32 Though a fail, the engine is still holding itself together
Easily the best fail out of the entire video 3:38 . The guy literally went full speed into the back of a trailer on a scooter in a panda costume hahahahah
10:36 daaamn, he got some cold new kicks 🥶
8:35 when someone goes sliding by had me dying laughing
WAS SOMEONE IN THE ROCKET SHIP BECAUSE IF SO WE ALL LOVE U😭
Some of these are $50 at Home Depot, others entire livelihoods destroyed.
$50 is expensive for some people/families
@@chronicle-toxic8409 not as expensive as some of the livelihoods being destroyed.. how much do you think that rocket costed?😂
@@chronicle-toxic8409 but not anywhere near EPIC.
@@chronicle-toxic8409 If $50 is expensive, then they can just live with that dinky dent in their drywall.
@@Veiledgnu People don't get into the space exploration business if they don't already have the money to afford a few failures.
pov you exit the movie theater and it's the middle of the day: 1:09
Good to see the wipers still working after the race car wreck. 😂
Idk about that second fail lol. Those kinds of pile ups usually kill dozens
especially when fire rips through the pile-up!
Yep. This was during Winter Storm Uri in February in Fort Worth, TX. This pile up involved 130 vehicles total and caused 6 deaths.
Thats what I thought. Was looking for funny fails not one that killed people
The video was titled epic/expensive fails. That clip more than most was both. Not really sure what more you would want.