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Hey Britain, stop making huge decisions in wildly irresponsible ways without thinking through the consequences, that's America's thing.
Yeah, look how well that worked over here. The UK was supposed to be the voice of reason.
"This dark lord has twisted and manipulated your mind, until you became the very thing you swore to destroy."
No no no, that was the UN and EU's job. America and Britain's thing is to be the country that manages to occasionally get idiots in power who think that every other nation in the world is wrong and that means that monumental decisions should be made that play on almost entirely made up fears.
@@couragekarnga8735 when? i don't recall Britain being responsible or particularly bright in the past 200 years...at all.
The current America is a direct relative of Britain, most likely its rebellious child, so Britain is only staying true to its heritage. Except when Britain is irresponsible, it's ironically on a larger scale than America, even today.
We in America would like to tell Britain how unutterably stupid they're being, but the glass house we built in 2016 has such a nice view, it would be a shame to start flinging stones around.
ignorance.... you think bigger government is better... how do you reconcile that opinion with common sense?
Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line and is falling apart
@@Frank-wf6iw "Hmmm yes lets stick with a union that punishes anyone who steps put of line" It punishes those that violate the rules EVERYBODY agreed to when they entered. "and is falling apart" Bullshit.
Ah, the good ol ' "well, it isn't perfect, so of course I rather run away and punch myself in the balls then help fix it" logic. To quote John: "Dope".
You sir won the internets today!! have an upvote good chap
That clip of the "Love Island" girls discussing brexit was the epitome of "A little confused but she's got the spirit"
How do you keep a blonde in suspense
@@heathergustar638 risk their credit card usages
You know what? You've got a point there.
It is the epitome of stupid pretty people
I'd say it was more absolute morons with literal apple sauce for brains try to have a conversation...wtf is this world.
Boris Johnson dodging away from policy questions on a bicycle is one of the most British political scandals ever
Or hiding in a fridge.
oh this aged like milk
Honestly, before I'd seen the clip, if you had verbally described it to me and asked if it was either something A) from Monty Python, B) Alan Partridge or C) an actual fucking thing having happened, I know which answer I'd pick the last...
BRING BACK TRUSS 🤪
He was never a leaver
*Britain is Confused!* *Britain hurt itself in its own confusion!*
tey want to be free from the eu idiocracy, from those unelected drunk anti-democracy fools.
😂
😂😂😂😂
@@dawatcherz You don't know what you're talking about
It wasn't Britain but 17 million manipulated people in a country of 66 million
Did anyone remind the Brits they cannot colonize any other country for their resources anymore?
meligoth Well, Brexiters seem to think that the Commonwealth will be there at their service to keep the British economy floating. So, I guess they still think they're the powerful colonial empire of the Victorian era. They're gonna be disappointed.
The Brexiters are still in denial, and will always be.
+hubbusubbu - So are many former remainers. Our brains use denial as a way to deal with trauma, because it's easier to live in a fantasy than to accept the dark reality that a post-Brexit Britain promises...
Isn't that what EU is? German's colonizing whole europe?
@@Tespri No.
"...on March 29th, when the UK is officially said to leave the EU." Yeah... About that...
I think the plan at this point is to ignore it and hope it goes away
@@renatocorvaro6924 I'm pretty sure most of parliament is just stalling until someone comes up with a solution that allows them to stay in the EU.
2019 and you are still in the EU.
hey, march 29th could be in any year lol
@@renatocorvaro6924 Just like how we deal with mental issues and our jobs xD
'They voted for Brexit specifically to keep Britain white and that vote started a 7 year chain of dominoes that has now lead directly to an Indian Prime Minister' - Trevor Noah, Daily Show
They got conned by the Tories and mates because it is about Tax dodgers I'm the EU. So they fleeced the country and all gone missing living it large while we all suffer.
You can always count on Trevor Noah for the racist take.
We Dutch people want to thank the British for all those companies that are putting their HQ in Amsterdam now!
The germans from Frankfurt thank equally.
Thanks from Dublin too! Bank of America HQ, Standard & Poors HQ and €190Bn in Barclay's assets last week alone.
😎💖
@The Godless please troll somewhere else
You're welcome, ya bloody vultures feeding off the carcass of my country
America: "Our country is in the gutter because a bunch of stupid people voted for something idiotic." UK: "Hold my tea...."
I'd be vary of letting America hold my tea since that one time they threw it into the ocean.
@@karsten69 Well played, mate, well played!
@@kevinn1692 Clinton was bad. But *nowhere even close* to the level of idiocy that is the t'rump presidency. Dude is a joke.
Brits have even less to whine than the Americans, since americans are locked into a corrupt 2 party system fueled by money, but brits have a ( somewhat) functioning multi party parliament.
Eu needs britain more than the other way round.
John Oliver: I'll tell you why Boris can't answer any serious questions, he doesn't have any answers... UK: we should make this guy Prime Minister.....
@Kaleb Kurian wasn’t that a cult leader?
@Kaleb Kurian Okay, so A) that’s whataboutism. So get bent. B) Einstein being a cunt doesn’t discredit his scientific theories. That’s how science works. However, a cult leader is clearly going to have a wildly different world-view than literally every other person ever. Especially since he’s already inclined to autocratic tendencies. Y’know, being a CULT LEADER.
@Kaleb Kurian lmao that s the definition of an autocratie when there is just one closed group of people being able to access power. Being "smart" doesn t mean making good decision. You world view is really awful
@Kaleb Kurian okay, so the States have a two party system. Which isn’t how most countries operate. Because it’s bad. But it’s better than tyranny. And just because someone wants to be an autocrat doesn’t mean they’re smart, of good hearted. In fact, it almost entirely excludes the latter. So I don’t get your point
It's really nice to watch a country make a mess and have it not be America.
Sadly this, I'm afraid Australia I hear also, the Taiwan and Ukraine makes it all a combined shit cake that will along with climate change and of course the ever growing shit pile that is USA become a BOMB OF SHIT the world will sadly ALL see... Sadly it's inevitable it seems, all these years of peace means there will be the next generations that takes it all for granted, and starts hating other people again, meaning again there will be war... Maybe not in the same way as the 2 World Wars, but for sure just as devastating... Because it will be like slowly turning up the heat on a frog until it's boiling alive without noticing... We will just become worse and worse and that will become more and more normal and just a fact of life ... Or we will have an official World War 3... Or a much bigger than the World Wars combined, leaving humanity basically having to start over... Or we will just destroy ourselves with disease or other natural disasters, as always hitting the poor and those in need of help the hardest... There is also the possibility of us learning from something that will be the breaking point later on, but then we will inevitably do it again in 100-200 years time again...
Amen!
Genuinely one of the biggest reasons I watch John Oliver is to soothe my soul by watching countries other than India cock shit up.
Well everyone has messes, it’s just us that do it more prominently and consistently
. If you get pleasure from somebody else’s demise it just pisses off somebody.
“I’m part way through the 585 page agreement.” “Noooo...who are you?”
I wish more people read it
@@DaveWraptastic why? what difference does it make? You do realize how much it will cost overall? People hire politicians to save time to do this sort of thing for them.
@@NJ-wb1cz And the politicians hire interns to read the things they're voting on for them.
@@Lloyd2112DT So the unpaid interns are actually the masterminds who run the world. It's kind of humbling and scary at the same time if you think about it.
@@Lloyd2112DT Trump uses Fox-News
"I lost a grand father in the first world war, I lost an uncle in the second world war and we survived..." Well...but your grand father and your uncle didn't, unfortunately...
No no he actually lost them. They're still wandering in a field somewhere I reckon
@@Souleater787 damnit pappi got lost in the corn again. Get the *gun*
@@Kittsim gotta rout that sunovabitch 'fore he gets us
Very good Mr bond
@@Souleater787 near amiens
“Will I have to worry about having medicine in a few months?” *laughs in american*
*Laughter slowly transitions to crying*
😂😂😁😁😀😀😄😄😅😅😢😢😞😖😩
Me: *laughs in Argentine immigrant living in Canada with full citizenship & nationality*
*sweats intensifies
*Pandemic hits* 😭😭😩
I loved the dazed "who are you?" after the dude said he was halfway through reading the agreement. 😆
*w h o a r e y o u*
"I didn't think about the business side" - Every Brexit voter.
"I didn't think" -Every Brexit voter.
fuck you
Sad no one ever.
@OpenComments JFGariepy What was so bad about being in the EU
@@FF-ob7wl Why are you so upset?
British accents will never sound intelligent to you again after watching that reality show.... lol
Wee need a conversation on free speech after that clip, Is it really a good idea 😂
Love Island or Gogglebox? Both are packed with morons, but Gogglebox is a bit more self aware. Love Island makes me ashamed to be British. Unfortunately, a lot of my country-fellows are stupid and watch that shit.
*C h E e S e ?*
@@kittaylor5752 To be honest, every country has that stuff. We had 'Oh Oh cherso' and 'Zon zuipen ziekenhuis' and 'hotter than my daughter' and to be fair, they had to dig déép to find the truly trashy ones in our tiny country (and since we're all about the slogan; ' *act normal!* ', I'm guessing many neighbours have already shamed trashy ones back into proper clothing) but nevertheless, it's dissapointing to see the amount of people that act like animals and not humans. p.s. I'm from the Netherlands.
@@kittaylor5752 Don't feel bad. We have the same type of morons in the US who watch similarly embarrassing "reality" TV shows. Every country has its emotionally mature people and its emotionally immature people, and everything in between. That's just the way it is. The only people who should be ashamed are the producers. They're the ones creating that overly histrionic nonsense.
UK wants to leave EU because UK does not like the ways Brussel telling UK what to do. Guess what UK? Scotland also does not like the ways London telling Scotland what to do. Therefore UK, be ready to face Scotland passing the next independence referendum since UK just showed Scotland when there is a problem within a union, do not resolve the problem but leave the union.
Chien Yang And Johnson’s plan is to build a bridge between Scotland and North Ireland. Scotland is going to secede, and North Ireland will likely follow suit.
Well, the UK absolutely won't be allowing Scotland to get a new referendum now. The Conservatives were dismayed that the independence referendum happened the first time - under the current conditions, they're so desperate they'd place Scotland under martial law before they allowed another referendum.
@@skimshady510, If this is the case, they are hypocrite.
I mean, that would be fair.
@@chiensyang hypocrite is Britain middle name: Great Hypocrite Britain
Time for part IV!
yep
I’m Japanese so I can’t understand all but know this program is funny. I will study English more and understand perfectly in the future!!
Good luck!
Best of luck
If you learn english you will realise that this isn't that funny, though.
The humour is very far fetched or needs a good understanding of popular culture, it may take a while to get it. It will be even harder to find it funny. I just watch the show for entertaining information, but mostly the jokes fall flat with me.
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All of this could have been avoided if you had just elected me, Lord Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the United Kingdom... #BucketheadForBritain
I wish i was British sometimes
Interested in becoming the President of the US? You'd have my vote!
Me too, I'd vote for you sir, Buckethead, to be the supreme overlord of the UK. But, sadley Im from New England in the US
I mean, you libetard communist globalists can say whatever you want, but the idea of destroying Birmingham and making a spaceport is one of the best ideas of this century. PROVE ME WRONG!
Alber Un all in good time
John Oliver’s impressions of OTHER people’s British accents are truly fantastic
The dude with the glasses is the most British looking dude I've ever seen
@@jemert96Which one?
Watching this in March 2021 - and almost all the worst things that are potentialities in this segment are exactly what is happening now. Fishermen, their businesses gutted. Importers, exporters, gutted. Because they didn't have the paperwork processes right, goods are not allowed into the EU.Regular businesses that sold and sourced mostly within the EU , going out of business or have taken the huge expense to uproot and move to the EU. Corporate HQs moving to EU cities. Brits already living in the EU are giving up their citizenship for EU member country's citizenship. And it is just getting started since it was only official on Jan 4. All because they wanted to have their supremacy and ideas of their old kingdom back, where they could take, take take and never have to share. I only feel bad for those who voted remain . Just like the rest of us who didn't vote for that Orange Obscenity had to suffer because if what the supremacist idiots in this country did.
Watching this in May 2022 - you ain't seen nothing yet.
@@user-yv2cz8oj1k Watching/commenting on May 17th, 2022 and I'm sorry to say that you should look out too!😆😪😮💨
Well Said
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Here we are in September 2022 and the UK is now the 6th largest economy in the world after India overtook it and became the 5th
"Brexit [....] It's going to be A SHITSHOW." Lord Buckethead, 2017.
All hail to Lord Buckethead!
Lord Buckethead would have been a far better PM than Theresa May. That's not a joke, I'm dead serious.
@@BigT.Larrity Oh it's a joke alright doesn't make it any less true thoug
All hail!
That's what it said on the mug, Mary.
Lost count of the number of interviews from Brits explaining how Brexit will destroy their business, ruin their holidays, or whatever. Then comes the fatal question: Did you vote to leave? "Well, I did vote to leave". "Kinda shot yourself in the foot, did ya?" "Well, maybe...." It's never a firm "YES, I screwed myself".
It's hard to come to terms with reality sometimes. Give them a few years...
One of the great classic human diseases - the inability to concede that you could be wrong, the insistence that you have to be right somewhere.
name one
Me mum once told me to be honest. It's what I do...
How did they get from the southern US over to the UK so fast?
"Find a fiancee for us to ferociously judge." Can't tell if this aged like wine or milk.
Yes
John Oliver: “They’ll be confused about it and It will be all their fault”, Thats Brexit in a Nutshell🤣🤣🤣
A taste of his own medicine. Jeff Dunham’s Completely Unrehearsed Last-Minute Pandemic Holiday Special premieres Friday, November 27, at 8/7c on Comedy Central.
EU: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. UK: 'Tis but a scratch. EU: A scratch? Your arm's off! UK: No, it isn't. EU: Well, what's that then? UK: I've had worse. EU: You liar! UK: Come on you pansy!
tyskbulle have at you!!!
The Monthy Python and the Holy Grail reference?
One problem with this... It should be the UK talking to itself, not the EU. :P
Help help I'm being oppressed
@@JeddtheJedi sorry, the knights can't help you.. now if you were sitting on a pile of coconut shells.....😁
"...didn't really think about the business side" of Brexit says the international businessman whose business relies on the EU. This is just like the Trump voter at the nail factory who didn't realize the trade war would actually hurt his factory and potentially cost him his job.
Or Midwest farmers who are getting screwed by the president they elected or the idiot middle class republicans who voted for Trump and are now having to pay higher taxes or the stupid Texas land owners who supported Trump and are now having their property ceased to build a boarder wall.
Exactly ha ha! Cheaper and american metal to make nails? Great! This is easier than trying to actually be a better company ! Oh wait, no one buy our nails now...
@@witnessingobscura952 I'm seeing more in my paycheck since Trump's tax bill.
@@jstarr7506 How's your tax return? lol
OOPSIE!
I've just realized, it's Stephen Fry delivering the Churchilian speech!
I was thinking it was either him or Brian Blessed. Same accent, I think, but Brian has the more exuberant voice.
@@SaraWolffs No I'm confuzed. I was positive it was Stephen Fry, but now that you mention Blessed i'm not that confident any more. On an unrelated note, 0:54 "So that does mean we won't have any cheese?". Oh boy.
@@Iomar1975 It really is Stephen Fry, Oliver mentioned that on Twitter.
I thought it was John Lithgow doing his "The Crown" Churchill accent 🤷🏻♀️
We need an update from John about how Brexit is playing out. And about the borders.
Self Destruction is the hottest trend wordlwide
@David Sanchez Thats odd when i go there to visit my family they speak English there...hmmm *waits for something about Muslims invading, and that I have no idea what im talking about without proper research being done, and how it makes him feel. In 3..2..1*
THE Comment of the year. (At least so far.)
@@Banzaimastr You hurt my feelings, therefor nazi 😁😁😁
Brexit is the moral thing to do
@@MPostma72 LOL i was going with that dude just being a dumbass but goddamn you're dropping the gauntlet on him
It honestly never ceases to amaze me how this shit and Trump all happened in the same year.
The year of extreme contagious Nationalism. And Trump has been a very vocal proponent of Brexit and just doing it already and leaving the EU, because "bad deal" blah blah blah.
Because the Russians are preparing their invasion. WW 3 Baby!
Not a coincidence. It was an alt right reaction by spurned on by white nationalist and white males feeling "oppressed" by #metoo and the rise of political correct liberalism. The rejection of others was popular with those who wanted Brexit and racists supporting trump.
2016 was an amazing year. Go Brexit! Go Trump!
There has to be the worst year ever and know there's a winner !!
American: "Everything just sounds so much more sophisticated and intelligent in an English accent!" Me: "Oh you sweet summer child ... " presents Love Island clip with dramatic flourish
To be fair, Love Island UK is much more sophisticated and posh than the disaster that is Love Island US. As an American, our Love Island episodes are one of our top… 15 national shames.
Oh, Theresa May, I forgot how long ago this shit started...
Can't imagine how frustrated the British young people are, watching all these geezers ruining their future.
Its like that everywhere, old people are the bain of progress
Be glad it's not a reality for you
Well, to be fair that young lass from the TV show was just if not even more pro e to ruining Britain for everyone than the old farts
Yeah, as if young people have a friggin clue about anything.
old people believing that young people don't understand anything is the root of all these problems.
The level of discourse among those girls gives you a good understanding of how much people understand brexit and other complex socio-economic issues
But thankfully (and maybe surprisingly) also shows that people WANT others to deal with difficult stuff for them. Unless some dopey gets them all riled up and angry about something they possibly don't even have to be angry about.
@Zack Smith More correctly whole World in a nutshell
How Oliver sees Brexit*.
Yes, because these girls surely are the best the "Leave" side has to offer. And you people lap it up... 😂
Well I'd say it shows you how big of an idiot most people are...
I wish that John Oliver would do an update on the current Brexit situation😟
Brexit is now working Remoaner
The appendix analogy makes a startling amount of sense
I'm now realizing that the British have valley girls too.
@Jewels Star I think in this case it's more a case of thinking more highly of people in other countries than our own XD
@Jewels Star Jesus Christ, who pissed in your corn flakes? It was obviously a joke.
@Jewels Star jesus... relax dude... what's got you all bothered
@Jewels Star at least we say "paw-sta" right ;)
@Jewels Star.. I think we know which side you're contributing to. Here's a little anagram to give you a hint: "healers"
It’s been 84 years..
God pigeon this pleases the N U T
@@BuhBuhBoomer cause its a reference to a titanic meme and he fucked up the reference
Boomer he’s a mad lad that’s why lol
@@mouseprotector5081 how is it a titanic meme?
@@Floedekage it is a quote by old rose in the movie when she is reminiscing about when the Titanic sank.
I'm addicted to the Love Island clip tbh
I know, it's like the British version of clueless
Thus far, the only positive I've seen from Brexit is the solid hour of good material you've gotten out of it.
Worst part is that Brexiteer are not saying "oh no, this is terrible, we did a mistake", what they actually say is "this is all the EU's fault, they should have just gave us everything we want because we are the british empire!"
which they clearly aren't anymore...
@Dan T Whoa, don't say that! You're going to rile up our Anti-vaxxers or our Trump supporters into doing even more stupendously moronic things.
Indeed the British delusions of grandeur is part of the reason they don't call this shenanigans off
I think - these guys summeriesed it perfect! kzhead.info/sun/gsiGk8aEi2WghpE/bejne.html
That's what the media says even though this is only a minority. In reality, the British like many other EU countries who are waiting for a referendum are just waiting to recover their democracies. Being part of the EU means transferring your sovereignty to Brussels, and therefore being unable to make your own policies. Also, let's be reminded that the EU is anti-democratic by nature. Among other examples, when the French voted by referendum against the EU constitution in 2005 at 55%, they got traumatized because it was imposed on them in 2008. By leaving the EU, you get back to democracy, which is the government of the people, by the people, for the people. Also, even though all the politicians and medias predicted an economic catastrophe following the leave, today they were proven wrong (which the FMI even acknowledged). Not only did the UK experienced a rapid economic growth but its unemployment is at its lowest since the 1970s.
I can't wait for part 4 now that Johnson is going to be PM.
James Endicott 😂😂😂
You called it lmao
I like..to paint buses
I just can’t wait for the EU to finally refuse to give them another extension
It's gonna be a shit show!
I was thinking America needed something like gogglebox but then I realize that they just made a business model out of a react channel.
I can see the future textbooks of History in UK saying that they were kicked out Of EU .🤣🤣
The parrot voiced, rat-faced bastard is finally back. I love this man.
He deflected to 'Merica at the right time... oh wait
bloody hell is he back? He's Back. HE'S BACK! The parrot-face bastard is back! Praise Be.
I wasn't prepared for him to be gone for 2 and a half months... I'd be honored if some fellow John Oliver fans who appreciate 80s music would check out my acoustic piano & vocal performances of 80s classic songs on my YT channel. Covers include Sting, Prince, George Michael, Phil Collins, Tom Petty, Kenny Loggins, Billy Joel, Earth Wind & Fire, plus a couple of '010s classics from Bruno Mars and Coldplay. Live acoustic with no autotune. Thanks and peace.
Praise Be
It's rat faced bastard.
@@Phil9874 blessed be the fruit
dedon 53 You’re all wrong. It’s “Sad Zasu’s Mildly Interesting Explain Train”
"..untitled Gary Busey project.." 🤣 Kudos, that was inspired.
Looks like it's time for Brexit IV
Thank goodness this show drew attention to the border issue in Northern Ireland. A lot of politicians take the issue too lightly, as if years of discrimination, unnecessary bloodshed and violence didn’t occur here. I’m so happy that John Oliver gave the issue an international platform.
Maybe if the politicians realised that if the Troubles reignite, they become targets, they would start to take the border seriously. But I wouldn't hold my breath.
Why did people shoot and bomb the checkpoints?
@@418cdygrn Not only that. Also civilian targets and police cars and even military vehicles. Northern Ireland is seen as an occupied area, and the way the government treated it didn't help. They want independence from the UK to rejoin Ireland.
All these Tory twats talking about WW2 and how "we lived through that, we'll get through this" - most if them weren't even alive then! And yet they've conveniently forgotten the Troubles, which nearly all of them lived through. The fact they're willing to throw two whole countries under the bus for this half-baked disaster says so much.
@@jbidwell605 It's David Cameron, but otherwise I totally agree with you.
Dragonfruit's produce code is 3040, to any Kroger cashiers at 6 pm on a rainy Sunday.
life saver
@@VORTEX___ Like the candy?
As a longtime grocery store cashier I can confirm.
That code should be good at any grocery store in the states.
@@darkkat5930 Canada as well.
And it all happened as John predicted.🙈 Interesting to watch again 5 yrs later 😅 Greetings from 🇪🇺
Eh? Nothing predicted here happened. Boris got a deal, we did leave with the transition period, claims John made, like Nissan leaving didn't happen (Nissan closed a factory in Spain and moved production TO the UK), and medicine? When the pandemic hit the UK did such a far better job than the EU in vaccine procurement and administration that the EU threatened to sue us demanding we give them OUR vaccines. Since Brexit happened the UK economy has grown far faster than Germany and the same as France.
County fucked by the tories who always blame Labour about the economy. But it turns out they are worse.
1 year later: UK still in the EU.
And things, unbelievably, are now much, much worse.
Harry Potter and the Half-Hour Lectures is back!!!
20-25 minutes
👍👍😂😂
Yeah, I noticed! He does looks like an Old Papa Harry Potter.
@@casualweeb1523 31 min, you loose 10 mins by not having HBO
Also, Harry Potter spent his summer break 99 % failing at turning into an owl.
"Brexit is something that Britain has done to itself. Britain is basically Pompeii, if Pompeii voted for the Volcano." Genius line.
Its a pathetic line. Brexit is the best thing ever happend in politics in my life time.
@@user-tk5cn2td3l ,said the far right brexit bot.
"I don't know bus said vote for it so it should be good!" A Pompey citizen before the great catasthrope
Pompey the great voted for Cesar...
@@pacoramon9468 he's talking about Pompeii, the city, not Pompey, the general.
The narrow margin that made me like the British Accent was shattered so easily when I heard those girls talk on the reality show.
"And once we deliver this mortal wound to ourselves, we will saver the taste of VICTORY!" That's what my brain thinks before flashing back a painful memory that happened 20 years ago
The more I look at him the more I realize he was born for the role of Zazu.
Ohmygod yes
A Zazu who had intercourse with a one Mr. Peanut.
Omg yes xD
I’m gutting myself with laughter.
That is Beyond saying ( get it ? Cause she's on there too )
On the one hand, I appreciate that one girl on "Love Island" that's actually trying to have a discussion. On the other hand.......... wow.
It's Love Island, they literally put the dumbest bimbos in the UK on that show.
Although, had they been the ones to decide whether or not to leave Britain wouldn't be in this mess right now
In her defense, tho, cheese is a serious matter that must be prioritized. Always!
Having watched IHE's video on it I'm not surprised. It's like the British version of Jersey shore but, even worse.
I'm pretty sure the only time Boris Johnson gave a serious answer was when he cast a curse on the British Isles in the language of Mordor (which I will not speak here).
Update September, 2019... Boris Johnson is in a fight having tried to shut parliament so he can have his way. The February prediction of 'we haven't even begun to f$#k ourselves' was prophetic!
Right, they UK may not f**k UK only economy which is hard in itself, if both sides go that way like it is at moment to extremists populistic nationalistic s**t they f**k the democracy aspect in their goverment with it.
Brexit: a reminder to all countries that waving the flag and opting for simplistic solutions doesn't work.
Please relay that advice to our American TRUMPANZEES and MAGAsexuals!!!
@@billpool1217 There's a lot of boomer energy coming off of you right now.
@Arwyn An example would be the US and EU laws for certain customs and products. Generally speaking the EU has much stricter rules concerning almost anything which means that customs imported from non EU countries have to be checked as they do not have to follow the same rules. Not to forget immigration, many contracts and laws, taxes, etc. Tl;dr: It's a wide topic but the EU doesn't work without outer borders the way it functions atm and that is not a bad thing.
Arwyn , seriously?? Ever heard of countries, passports, customs etc. Never been outside your village have you?
@Arwyn It's a lot easier and better to maintain ties of trust that already exist than to build new ones. It's like ending a good business relationship for no reason. If one of the parties was unhappy about it, the counterargument wouldn't be "Well if business relationships so good, why don't we just have one with everyone!"
The British attitude of "we've survived worse" reminds me a great deal of Americans when Trump got elected, when we were saying, "the sun will rise again tomorrow." Neither are good forms of optimism.
MasterSkyrim1000 ikr “we’ve survived worse” You know, except the ones who didn’t
Nothing bad has happened since Trump was elected even though people predicted the end of the world several times You have no point They do
That's what people say just as they fall off a ledge from a high cliff (Dover)?
Eloy Toro Oh? Farmers can’t sell their crops, more plants are closing and moving to other countries, and millions of people are discovering how boned their tax returns are.
@@Aramintava your an idiot
I'd love a "Brexit IV" episode...
We need part IV
Best movie sequel: Brexit 3 and this time... there is no more cheese
Lost My Sanity trilogy*
@@TheWandererQueen117 yes we might MILK it a little too much but our CHEESY comments is NOT YOUR buisness and arguring with us is a MOO point . ( Milk - Cheesy - Nachos - Cow )
Here we go again. The British choose national sovereignty but dumb ass May is a globalist Sellout. Every country is fine with WTO rules, so can UK. This liberal clown literally said people should not have power for self determination. Instead should just let an all powerful government make decisions for them. Talk about undermining democracy.
Lost! I love seeing you here from time to time
There's only salt and vinegar.
Me: I should sleep Phone: Knock knock it's John Oliver
with guns. and boats. gunboats
Open the show. Stop having it be delayed
I honestly thought one of those reality show girls was about to say "So we're American now?"
"I'm just quoting what I saw on a mug, Mary" is my go-to line now.
This is pure gold. I'm at work right now and I don't have Android studio installed, but someone should make a mug-quote-generator app right now ! :)
Brexit, the Fyre Festival of referendums.
The question is Who was willing to „take one for the team“ here?
Arab Trappers 😂😂😂😂 oh god, the guy was so willing to do it too! Like maybe you need to switch teams if that’s what you’re required to do lol
lol
Dan T the dutch version of the union did: speld.nl/2019/02/08/netflix-docu-brexyt-het-evenement-van-de-eeuw-dat-uitmondde-in-drama/ (you’ll have to do the translation yourself or let google translate have a try...)
Has been three years since that episode but the North Ireland issue is still not resolved.
"march 29th" *laughs in 2020*
"Britain is basically Pompeii if the Pompeii had voted for the volcano" ... I'm DEAD! :p
So is everyone in Pompeii.
Explode the mountain!!!
Gita Wibisono: America is basically Pompeii if the Pompeiians had voted for the T-rump volcano. Yup. And the shitstorm isn't over yet. Why don't we reelect the fucker and find out how bad he can screw us up?
@@hossainmdjihadturjo4495 Too soon
Prepare yourself for postbrexit.
I'm so happy that the beautiful _rat-faced bastard_ is back.
Same. I really missed him too
how dare you call him rat-faced. He is clearly has a parrot-face
@@tschichpich it was written on a mug so he can say that
@@tschichpich Well, there is a reason Disney's live action Lion King decided he should do motion capture.
Yes I love British Milhouse
Stephen Fry sounds like he is doing a Tom Baker impression from Little Britain.
“Victory that tastes like mummified chicken fajitas.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
honestly, watching British people commenting on the news in their living rooms is the most funniest thing i've seen all day...bring Gogglebox to Netflix
Netflix? They need to take it to America!
@External Link Is that strapping each viewer with a blindfold and then looking at how dumb they are?
Then again, that was the LWT Editor's Finest selection, only 100% supreme content, no filler. I bet watching unedited footage is boring as shit.
Where's Lord Buckethead when the UK desperately needs him?
Probably at home laughing at the news and thinking "I told you..."
he is searching local caves for Arthur so they can team up and sort this shit out
He is the hero this countey needs, but not the one it deserves right now
How have I only just realised that it's Stephen Fry at the end??
This was recommended to me again for some reason and it hasn't aged well has it? "Does that mean we won't have cheese?" Considering the Brits have a lot of empty supermarket shelves right now and are seriously lacking the lorry drivers needed to transport all those goods as well as the massive hit it had on their industries... Yeah, this is what you get when you let people vote in anger even though that anger is directed at you as prime minister and then the populist co-opt that with their fear-mongering.
I'd say it aged perfectly! Now we can wait till the UK has no other choice but to reenter the EU. So we can force them to be a full member! None of that half assed ..... You're either a member or you're not. The only special thing the UK gets is a addon to the agreement with a penalty clause if they decide to leave again!
"Britain is basically Pompeii, if Pompeii had voted for the Volcano" this quote should be in every article/paper/brief/dissertation written about BREXIT from now until the end of days! That or if people want to be a bit positive: Brexit was a victory for Britain, a victory which tastes like mummified chicken Fajitas!! XD
nah, too dumb but good enough from John. The Dutch newspaper Trouw described Brexit as; “It’s a bit like the crew of the Titanic deciding, by majority vote, that the iceberg really must get out of the way.” The iceberg being the Irish backstop that the DUP and the pro-brexiteer Tories keep on denying any responsibility to.
toyotaprius79 So you're saying Mr. Oliver simplified the situation in order to make it more humorous to a general audience that doesn't have much of a grasp on the matter?
Ryan Ortega yes, I think that's what he's saying, also. The Newspaper he's talking about is a good one. It's an alright source so I'll leave it in the middle.
Brexit is a victory for Britain, no question. After all, it's all about compensating for your neighbors hating you with an elaborate and impractical workaround. What could be more British?
Don't forget it should be on a mug.
I voted for the lions eating babies party and now the lions are eating my baby, how did this happen....
"We're smarter than this!" Narrator: "They were not."
I never though the lions would eat _my_ baby!
#Adi V - It's just like here in the US when the woman voted for Trump to get rid of the illegal aliens, but not HER illegal husband! Now her husband is in Mexico while she and her kids remain here broke and she hates Trump.
@@jxy1726 I'm very curious as to how jack emberg lives his deep, enlightened, politics-free life and what he spends his time caring or thinking about.
@@jxy1726 why exactly are you on a political video, talking to politically minded people and complaining about politics? do you also scream at the lions for eating meat?
You guys should have hired Lord Buckethead to make that speech.
It’s 2023 and as an American (regrettably) I would love an update from John Oliver and the effects so far of Brexit. Americans, for the most part, can’t see the first hand effects of it.
Would love this too. As a central European all I know is that it forced me to stop buying from small British bussinesses and that the few people I know from the UK are pissed about it all, but not much else.
The economy is tanking, and many industries are failing, like the NHS and agriculture, because we can't get the workers that we need. Predictably, Brexit has been ruled an unmitigated disaster.
We the people feel it while the wealthy are doing speeches for £100000 we are screwed the Tories live in the past where we are the surf's and plebs who must doff our caps for them they think we shit on their shoes
@DanBrown96 tories fleecing and screwing as 14 years of degradation schools falling apart NHS diving . The Tories never wanted the NHS. They want to privatise to mates look the shit in the rivers.
Always wanted to know what Paris Hilton would sound like with a Simon Cowell accent
what? i dont get it
@@ArthurKnight1899 the girls in the love island episode (Blonde girl + British accent = Paris Hilton + Simon Cowell accent)
0:35 I feel like watching that Love Island clip made me loose IQ points.
Couldn't have had that many in the first place if you can't spell "lose"
@Azure Kite, does insulting people over a typo make you feel good, do you do it out of grim sense of duty to the English language, or do you just do it kind of automatically without thinking too much about it?
@@AzureKite Well.. it was written *after* seeing the clip.
veevoir Seems legit.
@@Graatand clearly, a fan of love island that was made defensive.
I honestly just wished it was 20min of him unpacking the love island clip at the beginning
DEBRA USING HOWARD'S CUSTARD WAS THE TRUE TRAGEDY
If only there had been a "No Brexit" mug this could have been prevented.
A current state of British Parliament. Theresa May's Brexit ? No. No deal Brexit? No. No Brexit? No. Another referendum? No. What the f**k do you want? I don't know!!!! This country is done for.
Basically British Parliament is not a pissy romantic partner.
@@varun009 and Scotland is moments away from flipping the bird and running off on her own
Should’ve just voted for lord buckethead
kind of something is setting in British Empire
@@me0101001000 tbf did Scotland even ask for this relationship to begin with? I admit I'm not up to snuff on UK history but given Britain's habit of rolling up, taking shit from natives and leaving, I feel like there's a decent chance Scotland just kind of wound up in the UK and hasn't left yet.
If we only knew then what we knew now. Thinking that Brexit would occur by March 29 is so cute. Wrong, but cute.
We need a Brexit iv.
Where is Lord Buckethead when we need him!?!?!?
At the top of the comments section
Britain is Pompeii if Pompeii voted for the volcano. Priceless.
lol good one
Lol
We need a brexit 4
Simple fix to the Northern Ireland thing, give Northern Ireland to Ireland
Brexit 4: Modern Warfare Brexit V: Apocalypse Brexit 6: Brexit, in SPACE! Brexit 7: back to the future!
You can't compare the Brexit to John Wick movies.
How did you miss BreXIt: MEANS BREXIT!
.. And then you'll make a new more popular saga than Harry Potter !!
Brexit 7, Part 2: We're Going to Need a Bigger Boat
Brexit in space is Gundam!