Today I used Roblox admin commands to make a store in Life in Paradise... where people could pay me to do things for them! Let me know if you want more Roblox admin commands.
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Idea: Make a therapy store and ask people what their fears are and make them become real
@Ms.turtle1352 жыл бұрын
This is a good idea
@Squiggly_Rin2 жыл бұрын
Yes! Albert should do this.
@MK-vp7qm2 жыл бұрын
this video is a year old and u type this now?
@digitoscammedme15092 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaas
@somerandomyoutuber90902 жыл бұрын
Dude yessss
@Ihearttwdg2 жыл бұрын
Anyone who watches this over 10 times , you are brilliant
@Pp-od4cy3 жыл бұрын
lol this my 50th time watching this
@sircrates99693 жыл бұрын
I'll never stop
@DiDumo3 жыл бұрын
I watched this for at least 7 times. Don't pretend you watched this *infinite* times or ill spit.
@tetrahenix3 жыл бұрын
I watched 58 time
@ethanmagana77383 жыл бұрын
I watched this like 30 times
@SwiftSlow60243 жыл бұрын
(TW: LOTS of violence) 8:33 The child was on the floor, playing with his toys as usual. Adriana was crying, but she told her son that she was okay to not scare him. He was still a toddler, after all. He didn't understand basic human emotions or empathy. When the front door swung open, Adriana held her breath, covering her mouth. But that wouldn't change the outcome. Nothing could. Not when Albert was coming. The bedroom door slammed open, causing Adriana to let out a sob. "please, god.." She whispered, glancing up, only to be met with a devilish smirk and a whisper. "God can't save you now." Said the employee. "Who are you?" Adriana cried, to which the employee replied. "I work for Die Mart, and you've been selected." Adriana felt her heart skip a beat and she shakily exhaled, looking down. "wh-what can I-" Before getting cut off by the employee. "Well, lucky for you, you get to pick! Either you die or Jason does- special round!" Said the employee proudly. Adriana froze. "w-what.. who is that.." She mumbled, trying to jog her memory to remember. Jason. Who is Jason..? Amid her thoughts, she was punched in the gut- hard. She coughed in pain, stumbling backward and covering her stomach. She got winded, as well, and it was not an enjoyable experience in the least. She held her hand out, watching her child get slapped across the face by the employee. She reached forward, grabbing her child's hand and crying. "COME ON!" She shouted as she saw the employee pull out a knife. She grabbed her child and ran out of the apartment, which was enough to make the employee laugh and run after them. Adriana took her son inside and slammed the door, panting. "please please please-" She begged to whatever god was listening. She locked the door, panting as she hugged her child. "please- if it comes back- run-" She said between sobs as the door was kicked repeatedly. The more kicks the door took, the more the woman got worried. Until it went silent. She hugged her child tightly. "..oh my- we're safe.. we're safe-" When all of a sudden the wall beside them came crashing down. She screamed in horror, letting her son go as she beckoned him to run. "GO!" She shouted, standing up and stumbling behind him, but she collapsed, standing up. "COUGH-" She attempted to run away, but she was too late. The employee smirked and shouted. "OH, NO YOU DON'T!" They kicked her and forced her into the kitchen, right in front of her son. They continued beating her until eventually she coughed and begged in pain. "..kill.. me.." She whispered, receiving a stab to the gut, a puddle of blood beneath her. Her son stood there, falling onto his knees. "..momm..y?" As the employee licked the blood off their cheek, turning and walking away. Their job was done. "NO!" She child shouted, wailing as they hugged their mother. "..MOMMY! W-WAHHH! MOMMYY!" (oh my god I LOVE writing serious stuff about stupid things)
@KouddiiАй бұрын
Slay
@Gumbo425Ай бұрын
I forgot how to read
@dirhiАй бұрын
I love this
@Aguawater7Ай бұрын
SEFUSEFES THIS IS AMAZING WHATT?!?!?😭😭😭
@Chaos_coinsАй бұрын
@@dirhi cool :D
@Hi56578Ай бұрын
1:11 Jake was Driving Like “hi!”
@Sussybaka8072 ай бұрын
Who is binge watching Albert's old admin commands videos now 😊
@luvhadi Жыл бұрын
Me lol
@Juls_Edits Жыл бұрын
Like I’m sick so I have nothing better to do with my life
@Juls_Edits Жыл бұрын
@@Juls_Edits Aw, feel better! :)
@luvhadi Жыл бұрын
i watched all of them
@whizern Жыл бұрын
me hehe, this is one of my all time favourite videos I always end up laughing like crazy when he clones die mart a bunch of times at the end
@The_Untitled Жыл бұрын
1:29 Jake was not having it 💀
@ArtsyAaliyah_13 ай бұрын
Jake was pissed 😂
@Ruber6442 ай бұрын
Jake ran super fast to get to his house and threw a [REDACTED] at it
@paulmason19772 ай бұрын
And it took us 2 years to notice that
@xyz-8242 ай бұрын
the ghost of single/hot/half wolf/half demon jake
@halloweenenjoyer2 ай бұрын
Emily has joined the chat EVERYONE RUN ITS EMILY /SINGLE/UWU KAWAII/EMO/HALF DENOND/LIKES JAKE RUN!!!
@YOURFAVTASHIE2 ай бұрын
1:32 this reminds of a Pinterest meme i saw of Finn wolfhard which said "nice opinion. one small issue, I am inside your house"
@ntrimshaАй бұрын
The jake incident…. Me with the thousand yard stare after that happened
@Gamingwithnick.2 ай бұрын
IT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO REALISE WHAT THE THOUSAND YEAR STARE HAD TO DO WITH THAT-
@StopClosingTheDoorOnMeАй бұрын
@@StopClosingTheDoorOnMelethal company moment
@Trollge_44-NoobАй бұрын
1:32 Jake Ain't Let That Slide💀
@PlansvsPots3 ай бұрын
Ikr💀💀
@D0GDAYFAN1892 ай бұрын
Wtf
@user-tu8df8yx7m2 ай бұрын
It’s called the Jake incident
@MEat542 ай бұрын
@@MEat54no
@brianrowsell80082 ай бұрын
Rust_010...
@Bean_rockwolf2 ай бұрын
1:35 bro took "i live in your walls" joke to a whole other level
@AlexandraCrazycatgirl-xo7bd3 ай бұрын
crazy to think this video is 3 years old
@user-bf7op3dl1r2 ай бұрын
@@user-bf7op3dl1r 4* 😭
@AlexandraCrazycatgirl-xo7bd2 ай бұрын
@@user-bf7op3dl1r5 years old
@Anguirus20042 ай бұрын
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4*
@LGLawless2 ай бұрын
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4 years actually! That’s crazy
@s0me_rand0mk1d2 ай бұрын
“You don’t miss old Roblox, you miss being happy”.
@CypherShine2 ай бұрын
So true
@Dailyshortsdude-tn1kq11 күн бұрын
nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things better than they were seemed
@cootlegКүн бұрын
When Albert heard the thud on his house he became so serious and sounded different I’m ngl 😭
@GetRizzedLMAO2 ай бұрын
"who do you want to die?" "china" coronavirus: *my time has come*
@squishmellow34 жыл бұрын
Drinks dont talk lmao
@hanakoyamada42634 жыл бұрын
@Hanako Yamada Well then viruses dont talk xD
@kiaru_san4 жыл бұрын
XD
@iluvflyleaf4 жыл бұрын
Ohhh that's where the Corona virus canr
@thewitchyycat4 жыл бұрын
Squishmellow 3 FINALLY ITS GONNA GO
@thecheeseyegg50534 жыл бұрын
Albert: someone picked China to die Coronavirus: now this looks like a job for me
@jackellis96544 жыл бұрын
Just stop, this isnt funny my city is experiencing it, people die of brain damage
@ahsanimam734 жыл бұрын
XD
@Cherry-id6wo4 жыл бұрын
yeah just scare the kiddies of
@oceanix914 жыл бұрын
@@ahsanimam73 bruh its A MEME
@shannonhewins4 жыл бұрын
Harry James Potter Coronavirus affects the respiratory system, not the brain. People are dying as their lungs are dying. ... Just realized I probably got whooshed.
@justabirb50154 жыл бұрын
1:34 The fact I've never seen Albert genuinely worried like that is kinda wild
@Blueberrymuffin5514 күн бұрын
6:01 babe, open the door😂
@Random_vr_plays29 күн бұрын
1:35 when the classroom door opens and the principal comes in
@joseregalado50454 жыл бұрын
Lmao... 😐 got the whole squad laughing..
@_zlack4 жыл бұрын
Jose Regalado XD I agree every single time the principal comes I stop what i am doing and look at him and go to working on papers
@xMitsukiix4 жыл бұрын
@@_zlack lmao you have no squad to laugh with 😎
@phenix60564 жыл бұрын
@@_zlack calm down ma. you ruining everybody's fun 🙈
@choo-choo8484 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@chill13504 жыл бұрын
To this day in 2023, Albert still doesn’t know what knocked his house.
@beby51908 ай бұрын
The guy called Jake in the game is actually jayingee and he got mad when Albert killed him then banged his house as a joks
@BabyMrLust8 ай бұрын
😭😭
@keymirxh83868 ай бұрын
@@BabyMrLustalbert said it was just a branch
@TheRealDeaI7 ай бұрын
@@BabyMrLuststop spreading false information
@TheRealDeaI7 ай бұрын
His neighbors threw a boulder at his home
@Arminangiminal7 ай бұрын
I like how some random guy who eventually turns out to be an actual Cole family member just finds Albert in Life in Paradise. It's so out of place it's funny.
@literallyyourrealmother2 ай бұрын
who are Cole
@paulmason1977Ай бұрын
“Everything involves death if you really think about it” *That’s deep*
@Random258.Ай бұрын
"3 Story Die Mart" Albert 2019
@lurk42664 жыл бұрын
@@nathanscott4397 NO
@nekayek4 жыл бұрын
@@nathanscott4397 Shut up
@wanderthestar87374 жыл бұрын
@Rockstar Wolfie what happened
@theworld95334 жыл бұрын
I reported.
@euromaps.4 жыл бұрын
Nathan Scott scammer :)
@minimonica14 жыл бұрын
1:34 I think it’s that other “admin noob” just flew to Alberts house and banged their head on it and flew off.
@Bryce_yz1344 жыл бұрын
Lmao yes
@mikiomoe80734 жыл бұрын
Yea
@nicolalonsdale5884 жыл бұрын
Yeshhh boii LOL
@shadowdraws84054 жыл бұрын
YASS I BET THATS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@madisonaraujo63134 жыл бұрын
Yea
@christopherlanford45804 жыл бұрын
The Jake incident happened at 1:34 in the video. To this day Albert still wonders what that was but we have found out Jake hit his house with a [REDACTED]. Jake has not been caught yet.
@EliteDJTvMan2 ай бұрын
Bro A ROCK HIT HIS HOUSE NOT JAKE
@Silly..catz_x39 күн бұрын
Yeah and who the heck is Jake
@EAccount-bv3uu8 күн бұрын
The guy in the video?
@sanchitsinha87038 күн бұрын
@EAccount-bv3uu bruh you're so dumb Jake is the guy who bothered flamingo
@counterguy-zk8do7 күн бұрын
@@sanchitsinha8703you dumb?
@Creepy_Shingodzillaonyt7 күн бұрын
1:30 Jake wasn't playin around 💀💀
@thethreeparroteers2 ай бұрын
1:34 Jake really wanted his revenge…
@VV-db7sn3 ай бұрын
BANGOSSSS
@FakeSilliyTangoАй бұрын
Are You talking about the jake incident VV-db7sn?…..
@rosapalacios2454Ай бұрын
@@rosapalacios2454he is
@josephquiboy4628 күн бұрын
@@rosapalacios2454He is
@NotThePug28 күн бұрын
@@rosapalacios2454 yes he is
@user-oc2oy2us3b23 күн бұрын
Flamingo: what are u a baby? Baby: *gets run over by a teacher*
@burntlumpia4 жыл бұрын
Bart Simpson and I oop skskskskskksksks
@xxr0s3_s4nxx64 жыл бұрын
Oof
@codyluvr_4 жыл бұрын
oof paplito
@dianam2044 жыл бұрын
simpson depression edits wo ur so quirky and relateable skskskskksks FAT NOOB
@hjhjhj23544 жыл бұрын
10:34
@MrNed354 жыл бұрын
I’m rewatching all of Albert’s vids and I just remembered Jack 😭
@Somali_Spectrum29 күн бұрын
1:29 Legend says that Jake threw his Amazon Fire Tablet so hard that the event could be heard from miles away.
@BeplonDraws3 сағат бұрын
Person: *locks door to get away from Albert* Albert: *opens wall* Person: *confused screaming*
@needy22364 жыл бұрын
NeedyTaker12341234 wanna year a joke? E E E E E E E E E E E!!!
@matthewhahn53404 жыл бұрын
NeedyTaker12341234 q_q
@kittygirl80254 жыл бұрын
Thank God I have never been on the same server as him and suffered because of it.
@honeybeeappreciator4 жыл бұрын
DID U WANNA SAY LOL OR XD?
@DeadDoll19724 жыл бұрын
9:10
@qaa58854 жыл бұрын
Flamingo: joins server Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*
@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it3 жыл бұрын
YESSS
@melaniemarie85473 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaaaaaaas queen
@evylyn83153 жыл бұрын
More like flimflam
@emadbakhsh39693 жыл бұрын
why do you keep commenting you nOob
@kljvkk3 жыл бұрын
yeet 😎
@PEAR.X3 жыл бұрын
8:51 "dom😞" -Jason
@questionmark2379Ай бұрын
Yall IDEA: a horror story type experience that has to do with jake and it shows people who got murdered by this entity they call jake after trolling or hurting him in roblox.
@rachaelrix40962 ай бұрын
This is uploaded 4 years ago...
@Animator_likes_animating2 ай бұрын
“Die mart” Kid named mart: oh heck no
@RBSHighlights3 жыл бұрын
jakdiwkfiwkf
@shotaros45853 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@coris_gl4mxo8373 жыл бұрын
Meaning I’m naming my kid mart
@spoon28033 жыл бұрын
You got that from tt but it's funny
@zalayla3 жыл бұрын
Ya lol
@sarahwhatley88473 жыл бұрын
it has officially been a year since "die mart" has been created and it is probably still on one server to this day.
@avaismair92573 жыл бұрын
Yea XD XD XD
@JKMur3 жыл бұрын
I have been on the sever
@breejones45543 жыл бұрын
Happy one year to Die Mart!
@susanharp94433 жыл бұрын
@@breejones4554 luckyy
@JamesCharIes3 жыл бұрын
@@JamesCharIes 😂
@breejones45543 жыл бұрын
jake got a little mad about albert killing him💀
@jess.zzqtt12 ай бұрын
My idea: You should open up a torcher chamber that looks good and cute on the outside but is bloody and gruesome on the inside!
@katiestallings7322Ай бұрын
“What are you a baby?!” *as he slaps a child in the face*
@crabsupremacy4 жыл бұрын
Spanks*
@randomguy-jd8su4 жыл бұрын
after he says are you a crybaby?
@jack-ws3qd4 жыл бұрын
*Laughs* nice one
@codyluvr_4 жыл бұрын
That is the baby morph.."What,are u a baby?!" Lol XD
@tianharding49304 жыл бұрын
Chill colors i laughed so hard at this point 😂
@wendygacha45044 жыл бұрын
“I like your legs” -Albert 2019
@recespuffs7334 жыл бұрын
K
@robloxdude-io6hr4 жыл бұрын
Nice =v
@Datngoo3094 жыл бұрын
Legs legs *_-WHAT'S ON THE MENU-_*
@natalyaballard37444 жыл бұрын
Chxcølate_ milk stop you actually have to stop
@sheesh71064 жыл бұрын
I wanted to comment those exact word and you stole my thunder
@williamfliger28164 жыл бұрын
I used to watch this in class while we were supposed to be reading and I laughed so hard that the entire class was staring at me
@Marvelousmemes-ej5pkАй бұрын
You messed up
@KafiulAtif-lv4egАй бұрын
@@KafiulAtif-lv4eg I never said I got caught 😈
@Marvelousmemes-ej5pkАй бұрын
1:38 Jake really thought it was Halloween and thought he was the candy
@AbrahamismyloverАй бұрын
*"date"* *"No date only die"* *This is how albert reject people*
@-s86103 жыл бұрын
*fax*
@cringebob33373 жыл бұрын
Fax
@purpleocean34873 жыл бұрын
*facts*
@vanillascompany99833 жыл бұрын
Facts
@nobody.gives.a.shit44983 жыл бұрын
T r u e
@l1vel0velaugh1293 жыл бұрын
“What do you want to die?” “China” Cornavirus: alright time to shine
@YourHockeyGuy4 жыл бұрын
Yo7 copied someone
@itsmeraelynj.4 жыл бұрын
Arkadia Jayne wtf cares when there’s a large fan base your gonna have poeple who think the same thing
@oldaccount16644 жыл бұрын
Plasticgamerkid YT No wonder why your name is “ Plastic “ cause that’s exactly what you are
@itsmeraelynj.4 жыл бұрын
You mean who do you want to die
@_sprite_dude76174 жыл бұрын
U copied someone
@bennymanngames4 жыл бұрын
I love how he’s just being mean to Jake and then after something hits his house he just becomes so calm 😂
@Theycallme_hayhay2 ай бұрын
The Jake Incident explanation: So, Basically at 1:29 when albert killed jake with the sword he hears a huge knocking sound so rumor has it that jake was stalking Albert and got mad so hit his window. HOPE THIS HELPED
@Shadow_KIARA16 күн бұрын
I think the reason is he killed jake very brutal that the bodyparts fell
@MarioAndSlendytubbiesFanBoy23015 күн бұрын
fake incident by the way and maybe it was a rock or something.
@JoshuaSpencer-gb6ur5 күн бұрын
“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Die Mart.”
@PEAR.X3 жыл бұрын
DogLover’s Life hi
@Demi-angel703 жыл бұрын
AESTHETIC ALERT
@frogman983 жыл бұрын
i what say it kid i what
@dimensionalemerald9743 жыл бұрын
CRINGEY AESTHETIC ROBLOX PERSON ALERT
@CursedCaptainGaming3 жыл бұрын
Calvin Poly bro how tho
@allwatchsomeshitpost3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life and abused it
@hiyou93273 жыл бұрын
Bro he’s destroy the earth
@user-bs4mo7qe8o3 жыл бұрын
He’d*
@user-bs4mo7qe8o3 жыл бұрын
Albert: it's time for every one to call me king Me:oh sh_t
@justinchinawut55283 жыл бұрын
He will probily maby aleart the police:l
@Akira-pz8pt3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life.* Not a hate reply.
@scatteredbr4inz3 жыл бұрын
11:50 what a way to end your vlog 😍😍😍
@Goofy_Vall2 ай бұрын
Jake incident.
@-0Mikasa0-2 ай бұрын
@Sword_Battles_Guyhe killed someone named Jake in the game and then something hard hit his window I think Jake got his revenge
@I.love.cheesecake115 күн бұрын
Yes I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE VIDEO (ORIGINAL) BY FLAMIGO XD
@Zip_hippe4 күн бұрын
I love how he ripped open a house and didnt bother to fix it
@lolitalozza2 жыл бұрын
i love how you havent realized this video was made 2 years ago. lol
@mikamika6712 жыл бұрын
@@mikamika671 I love how you replied to this guy's comment 1 month later. Lol
@Azim23272 жыл бұрын
@@Azim2327 makes it 10x funnier huh lol
@mikamika6712 жыл бұрын
I guess you can comment late???
@hxneybear15232 жыл бұрын
Where
@TherealDenchuhs2 жыл бұрын
"i want alex to die" Alex: ight imma head out
@cosmixs_4 жыл бұрын
spinel
@Lolo_Antonio-FryEmUpFan4 жыл бұрын
I broak my spinel coard
@corruwpted4 жыл бұрын
@rainbow2typical I like your profile picture
@taease95694 жыл бұрын
Me to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@TheKhronick4 жыл бұрын
IM IN A HORROR MOVE ALEX SAYS ME IGTH IM OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@TheKhronick4 жыл бұрын
1:32 Jake: *So you have chosen death.*
@LuzamitywillowgushunterveeАй бұрын
That joke is cringe tbh.
@jazevideo380114 күн бұрын
1:35 jake took that to a whole new level
@natrah953213 күн бұрын
*DieMart:EXIST* *Corona:You hiring?*
@cutiefella32923 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s so true
@lamcinth65333 жыл бұрын
So true!
@Coolbeansguy323 жыл бұрын
paid the premium to kill more people
@jamjamjamjamjamjamjamjamjam3 жыл бұрын
Well Sh$t.
@domleo08153 жыл бұрын
That can not be more true lol
@mercedesbailey41253 жыл бұрын
“Something 2019” -Milennials 2020
@insentery5014 жыл бұрын
Yo you just edited this
@limonmiah76044 жыл бұрын
Shut up 2021
@gamingwithandrew6804 жыл бұрын
@@limonmiah7604 no he didn't there's no edited next to the name
@idontfuckingknow114 жыл бұрын
lazyproeagle it sometimes says it isn’t but it is ._.
@bunnymad72804 жыл бұрын
I didn´t edit it y´all. I thought about the date before commenting it.
@insentery5014 жыл бұрын
that :) guy was so weird😂 "I want to reward you" "i can be whatever u want me to be "
Correct lol And it all started after i made a comment about coronavirus too
@squishmellow34 жыл бұрын
No not true
@rimalnoman4 жыл бұрын
радужныйDOMO aggred
@aydengamertv67354 жыл бұрын
I'm that 1% X~X
@rogercombsjr4 жыл бұрын
True
@DaffaYowa4 жыл бұрын
1:34 Jake was coming for Albert but Albert caught him in time, its 2024 and he's coming back soon..
@naomitegenkamp5459Ай бұрын
Not Jake "I always come back" lol😂
@user-rb7dh3tz7bАй бұрын
Y’know. Albert is actually pretty smart, He could’ve done so much with his life, But instead. He cyber bullies 5 year olds on the internet. *and I respect that* Edit: I need some things to be said! I’m not a cyber bully. I’d never do this, Please don’t report Albert. He’s actually stopping ODers! It’s a joke- I didn’t do this for likes, although, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment ^^ Bye bye!
@lemondemonerd3 жыл бұрын
IKR
@bonniehemioen80633 жыл бұрын
XD
@motherdragon10023 жыл бұрын
I was about to go off on you LMAOOO 😂
@taliahamad12463 жыл бұрын
@Zara Spadafora i Accidently started a war in the the comments and ill do it again it was A JOKE
@danieljordan91723 жыл бұрын
I don’t think Albert will respect what u Just Said!
@toastsoir28003 жыл бұрын
ngl most of the customers were just insane as albert was 💀
@bandzu699 ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@Bl4ck_K1tty.7 ай бұрын
Saw,e 😊
@bobobain75575 ай бұрын
POV mcdonalds
@Henrysucksatlife-tn1fu5 ай бұрын
i would be as insane
@NicolasCermak5 ай бұрын
Ikr
@ST4RPAWZ124 ай бұрын
Brooke's last words are funny Brooke: what
@Notrin-eu7yr2 ай бұрын
1:32 damn, jake aint letting that slide💀
@Ronaldo897662 ай бұрын
nobody: literally no one: not a SOUL: Albert: I feel like i SHOT a home run in baseball
@reagandevaughn4374 жыл бұрын
Reagan DeVaughn
@subscriberswithoutvideoc-fr4fs4 жыл бұрын
I omg that's sounds like the best store shot soul
@ilovedogsbeacham85464 жыл бұрын
Reagan DeVaugh
@elsanicolethefloatingeye39644 жыл бұрын
Reagan DeVaughn Is the nobody part nesscery
@furgle1624 жыл бұрын
You are a waste of my time on reading
@furgle1624 жыл бұрын
“And he just flies away loooking for another *man to marry* “ Albert-2019
@thisisthegamer-fortniteand4244 жыл бұрын
~Albert-2019
@blu_furball4 жыл бұрын
Flyies
@user-ri1lo1mg6h4 жыл бұрын
ThisIsTheGamer - fortnite and more LOL
@rinich.41154 жыл бұрын
“And he just flies away, looking for the next ****MAN TO MARRY****
@juneburns4 жыл бұрын
lol
@MikeHawk-ob1es4 жыл бұрын
This was 4 years ago 😢, so fun rewatching.
@Welcome-to-DDS2 ай бұрын
"IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING BUT i liek you hair" Idea: make a terapy store and just roast them
@The-man-who-says-hiАй бұрын
"how will you pay?" "i will pay in hearts and my love" years later "and thats how i met your mother"
@qadussy38164 жыл бұрын
lol
@bvnbun4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@anwar2breezy4 жыл бұрын
lol
@joeypugarin91424 жыл бұрын
Lol
@4pqqa1634 жыл бұрын
lol
@bazalbazi24594 жыл бұрын
Flamingo: kills Roblox player Bird: hits window Flamingo: LoOkS tOo ThE wInDoW tErRiFiEd
@snoozedbrain4 жыл бұрын
you do hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
@tiffanyvanstone69834 жыл бұрын
Bad window Bad!
@samlikeslemonsiquityt32664 жыл бұрын
I always get noises like that in my house and it happens all the time .-. But lol
@heartsvv4 жыл бұрын
To*
@justsomerandompersononyt4 жыл бұрын
Aw man
@dev-stargaming90934 жыл бұрын
Jake raged so hard he went skydiving and hit his house💀💀
@Timmybob642 ай бұрын
“Somebody picked China to die- I don’t think I can really do that.” Corona: Allow me to introduce myself.
@jumpy90883 жыл бұрын
that’s where ur profile pic came from
@mrcrushcake4563 жыл бұрын
lol true
@alisondawson16723 жыл бұрын
XD true
@kenadiscott44443 жыл бұрын
Covid did not exist in the year this was posted so he can’t do that
@ZuTart3 жыл бұрын
ZuTart its called a joke
@bumsicle273 жыл бұрын
“EEPPPIIIIICCCC Mart- Where you can be epic” “Cool Mart- where you can be cooler than your enemies” “Noob Mart- where you can turn anyone into a noob” “Kidnap Mart- it says it in the title.” “ Bully Mart- where you can put someone in a cage and bully them” “C H I L L Mart- where you can learn the ways of the chill” I can go on and on. FLAMINGO PLEASE TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IDEAS!! 😣🙏
@imCurzy4 жыл бұрын
target but you have a gun
@sticstudios68724 жыл бұрын
Don’t get your hopes up he never will do it
@junkbotweek8484 жыл бұрын
Mart mart- where all there is, is marts
@Thighlicious4 жыл бұрын
you are a genius
@stevevaneyk77564 жыл бұрын
those are all really good idias
@stevevaneyk77564 жыл бұрын
Jakes souls came back to haunt him
@erbielski12 күн бұрын
THE START OF SOMETHING SPECIAL…and scary :D 1:30 Jake incident :o
@Kaleidoscope.Multiverse11 күн бұрын
"Who do you want to die" "CHINA" "I don't think I can do that" Corona: but I sure can :)
@ryebread39574 жыл бұрын
Random Child OML yES
@autumn.vibes_wcue27444 жыл бұрын
Stop joking about chrona virus :>
@haileyfrogz61004 жыл бұрын
Huuuh
@sunsetskies97884 жыл бұрын
*owh*
@jhellian56504 жыл бұрын
they hated god cause he spoke the truth
@YourGirlNova20064 жыл бұрын
Albert: Who do you want dead? Player: China Me: Goodluck with that
@bayleedailyvlogs94124 жыл бұрын
No one call me china
@kittykat53564 жыл бұрын
Answer: coronavirus
@CertifiedGrimlockFan4 жыл бұрын
Baylee Daily Vlogs *lol*
@besoufhvhesofivhbdsfioh4 жыл бұрын
*china*
@besoufhvhesofivhbdsfioh4 жыл бұрын
11:26 me: hi boy boy: I am admin to
@shadowuniversetaylorsversion4 жыл бұрын
Jake still hunting you till this day
@MrTetic2 ай бұрын
4 years later and still watching the old admin command vids
@paisplays8066Ай бұрын
6:35 CHINA Albert: can’t do that Corona virus: let me do it
@crateislate14274 жыл бұрын
Albert do trap people in their house mart aka corona virus mart
@etheosultimate4 жыл бұрын
Yep
@thebestgamerisk51214 жыл бұрын
6:35
@verygay-gay4 жыл бұрын
Wait thx
@crateislate14274 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Not even a single cell: Flamingo: *I like your legs.*
@evilkitty75kikig204 жыл бұрын
Soul*
@lavenderdewdrop58004 жыл бұрын
If nobody said nothing, that means everybody said something.
@sallythedino4 жыл бұрын
WTF
@aryandave37724 жыл бұрын
Lavender Everything thanks
@c_testtt4 жыл бұрын
@@sallythedino gurl your jesus
@user-vs9gc3wg5p4 жыл бұрын
Oml- ur hair is different it looks cool ngl-
@briibabii1312 ай бұрын
The jake case: Incident at diemart, Jake got killed by albert. Than something banged on his roof. This still remains as a mystery. Jakes spirit might have found albert…
@Jordan.RunkeyАй бұрын
"So he just flies away,looking for another man to marry" -Flamingo
@mdmjane81352 жыл бұрын
Correction: so he just flies away looking for another girl to marry
@TheBabygirl9272 жыл бұрын
So he’s gay?
@TheBabygirl9272 жыл бұрын
@@TheBabygirl927 its in the video
@-Frosty-2 жыл бұрын
@@TheBabygirl927 um watch the vid
@vesh78072 жыл бұрын
@@TheBabygirl927 he was just joking not everything he says is gay/yaoi
@zoeyboeyzeezowy2 жыл бұрын
1:29 Jake was the thing that hit your house 💀
@fran015443 ай бұрын
Ik watching only cuz of the incident 💀
@KoRnfan1293 ай бұрын
Same 💀@@KoRnfan129
@user-kj6ot7ix9k3 ай бұрын
@@KoRnfan129what incident
@HeCesarАй бұрын
@@HeCesarwhen he got killed by flamingo
@RakeyYTGamingАй бұрын
1:31
@RakeyYTGamingАй бұрын
1:38 this is the calmest i’ve EVER heard Flamingo speak
@AlessandraSturnioloАй бұрын
Legend has it: after albert kill Jake with a sword, Jakes responds with throwing a rock at alberts window as a warning
@Oliver.Oil18292 ай бұрын
"Dont be like Thanos in the chat: 'stabs' do it safe. Go to diemart." -Albert 2019
@hallowgrave4 жыл бұрын
If die Mary was real I would wish for my cousin to die cause she made my ancle bleed and I felt like I was gonna pass out
@eileanschell91274 жыл бұрын
STOP WITH THE -Albert 2019
@windyhill104 жыл бұрын
What game is he playing on roblox
@userlolol55134 жыл бұрын
14 deaths.
@natdnmdemon4 жыл бұрын
I read this when it played ;-(;
@justkody41324 жыл бұрын
Albert: exists People in comments: “exists” - Albert 2019
@Clara-nm4xf4 жыл бұрын
Scam
@parknich0814 жыл бұрын
Jacob Alexander s am idiot
@thatoneroomaenthusiant4 жыл бұрын
Jacob Alexander youre an idiot
@iwan9655214 жыл бұрын
GreenReindeer in the comments: Albert: exists People in comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
@sodafish84 жыл бұрын
gggthemamie in the comments: GreenReindeer in the comments: Albert: exists People in the comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
@phantompludo13204 жыл бұрын
Jake got so mad that albert killed him, Jake threw his ipad across the world💀
@TrashGomiMusorBasura2 ай бұрын
4yrs later and I’m still watching his new and old vids
@KubfuKO2 ай бұрын
"I want family" "I can get rid of a couple family members if you need me too"
@alissalalala4 жыл бұрын
No sense
@paulamckay3754 жыл бұрын
GUYS IT IS SOME THING THAT ALBERT SAID
@alissalalala4 жыл бұрын
@@alissalalala we know that....
@sugarrmoon4 жыл бұрын
XxTUNI PLAYSxX Well people are saying that it doesn’t make sense soo..
@lolitar.48114 жыл бұрын
xAlissa • Smithx FILET YEEEE YIIIIIJ YEEEEET
@bazzbruh4 жыл бұрын
1:34 The bang was so perfect it seemed like when Albert killed jake he was going to break into his house lol Edit: uhh thanks for the likes guys?
@FloorToast4206 ай бұрын
Cause he was trying to 😭😭😭
@Mha_skyygozz3 ай бұрын
Jake incident
@Tornadovr12343 ай бұрын
Jake
@Nuggets4683 ай бұрын
Jake
@Nuggets4683 ай бұрын
The jake incident
@GeneralLee_013 ай бұрын
4 years from now, jake is still hunting Albert down
@Bro2IsMyDiscordName2 ай бұрын
Jake be hunting Albert now
@terrenakopp72162 ай бұрын
yea
@user-bz5qw2oh3k2 ай бұрын
yea
@user-bz5qw2oh3k2 ай бұрын
Maybe do “Die Hotel” were there is traps in the room Edit: Thanks to all for liking this is the most like I got! Double edit: I am very happy with Flamingo did do a video about a hotel and then became a monster And killed them
@wall711wall64 жыл бұрын
No call it Mystery Hotel
@oceanix914 жыл бұрын
I have a
@daradiaz56204 жыл бұрын
As soon as I heard hotel, I started thinking about Hazbin hotel.
Idea: Make a therapy store and ask people what their fears are and make them become real
This is a good idea
Yes! Albert should do this.
this video is a year old and u type this now?
Yaaaaas
Dude yessss
Anyone who watches this over 10 times , you are brilliant
lol this my 50th time watching this
I'll never stop
I watched this for at least 7 times. Don't pretend you watched this *infinite* times or ill spit.
I watched 58 time
I watched this like 30 times
(TW: LOTS of violence) 8:33 The child was on the floor, playing with his toys as usual. Adriana was crying, but she told her son that she was okay to not scare him. He was still a toddler, after all. He didn't understand basic human emotions or empathy. When the front door swung open, Adriana held her breath, covering her mouth. But that wouldn't change the outcome. Nothing could. Not when Albert was coming. The bedroom door slammed open, causing Adriana to let out a sob. "please, god.." She whispered, glancing up, only to be met with a devilish smirk and a whisper. "God can't save you now." Said the employee. "Who are you?" Adriana cried, to which the employee replied. "I work for Die Mart, and you've been selected." Adriana felt her heart skip a beat and she shakily exhaled, looking down. "wh-what can I-" Before getting cut off by the employee. "Well, lucky for you, you get to pick! Either you die or Jason does- special round!" Said the employee proudly. Adriana froze. "w-what.. who is that.." She mumbled, trying to jog her memory to remember. Jason. Who is Jason..? Amid her thoughts, she was punched in the gut- hard. She coughed in pain, stumbling backward and covering her stomach. She got winded, as well, and it was not an enjoyable experience in the least. She held her hand out, watching her child get slapped across the face by the employee. She reached forward, grabbing her child's hand and crying. "COME ON!" She shouted as she saw the employee pull out a knife. She grabbed her child and ran out of the apartment, which was enough to make the employee laugh and run after them. Adriana took her son inside and slammed the door, panting. "please please please-" She begged to whatever god was listening. She locked the door, panting as she hugged her child. "please- if it comes back- run-" She said between sobs as the door was kicked repeatedly. The more kicks the door took, the more the woman got worried. Until it went silent. She hugged her child tightly. "..oh my- we're safe.. we're safe-" When all of a sudden the wall beside them came crashing down. She screamed in horror, letting her son go as she beckoned him to run. "GO!" She shouted, standing up and stumbling behind him, but she collapsed, standing up. "COUGH-" She attempted to run away, but she was too late. The employee smirked and shouted. "OH, NO YOU DON'T!" They kicked her and forced her into the kitchen, right in front of her son. They continued beating her until eventually she coughed and begged in pain. "..kill.. me.." She whispered, receiving a stab to the gut, a puddle of blood beneath her. Her son stood there, falling onto his knees. "..momm..y?" As the employee licked the blood off their cheek, turning and walking away. Their job was done. "NO!" She child shouted, wailing as they hugged their mother. "..MOMMY! W-WAHHH! MOMMYY!" (oh my god I LOVE writing serious stuff about stupid things)
Slay
I forgot how to read
I love this
SEFUSEFES THIS IS AMAZING WHATT?!?!?😭😭😭
@@dirhi cool :D
1:11 Jake was Driving Like “hi!”
Who is binge watching Albert's old admin commands videos now 😊
Me lol
Like I’m sick so I have nothing better to do with my life
@@Juls_Edits Aw, feel better! :)
i watched all of them
me hehe, this is one of my all time favourite videos I always end up laughing like crazy when he clones die mart a bunch of times at the end
1:29 Jake was not having it 💀
Jake was pissed 😂
Jake ran super fast to get to his house and threw a [REDACTED] at it
And it took us 2 years to notice that
the ghost of single/hot/half wolf/half demon jake
Emily has joined the chat EVERYONE RUN ITS EMILY /SINGLE/UWU KAWAII/EMO/HALF DENOND/LIKES JAKE RUN!!!
1:32 this reminds of a Pinterest meme i saw of Finn wolfhard which said "nice opinion. one small issue, I am inside your house"
The jake incident…. Me with the thousand yard stare after that happened
IT TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO REALISE WHAT THE THOUSAND YEAR STARE HAD TO DO WITH THAT-
@@StopClosingTheDoorOnMelethal company moment
1:32 Jake Ain't Let That Slide💀
Ikr💀💀
Wtf
It’s called the Jake incident
@@MEat54no
Rust_010...
1:35 bro took "i live in your walls" joke to a whole other level
crazy to think this video is 3 years old
@@user-bf7op3dl1r 4* 😭
@@user-bf7op3dl1r5 years old
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4*
@@user-bf7op3dl1r4 years actually! That’s crazy
“You don’t miss old Roblox, you miss being happy”.
So true
nostalgia is a dirty liar that insists things better than they were seemed
When Albert heard the thud on his house he became so serious and sounded different I’m ngl 😭
"who do you want to die?" "china" coronavirus: *my time has come*
Drinks dont talk lmao
@Hanako Yamada Well then viruses dont talk xD
XD
Ohhh that's where the Corona virus canr
Squishmellow 3 FINALLY ITS GONNA GO
Albert: someone picked China to die Coronavirus: now this looks like a job for me
Just stop, this isnt funny my city is experiencing it, people die of brain damage
XD
yeah just scare the kiddies of
@@ahsanimam73 bruh its A MEME
Harry James Potter Coronavirus affects the respiratory system, not the brain. People are dying as their lungs are dying. ... Just realized I probably got whooshed.
1:34 The fact I've never seen Albert genuinely worried like that is kinda wild
6:01 babe, open the door😂
1:35 when the classroom door opens and the principal comes in
Lmao... 😐 got the whole squad laughing..
Jose Regalado XD I agree every single time the principal comes I stop what i am doing and look at him and go to working on papers
@@_zlack lmao you have no squad to laugh with 😎
@@_zlack calm down ma. you ruining everybody's fun 🙈
Lol 😂
To this day in 2023, Albert still doesn’t know what knocked his house.
The guy called Jake in the game is actually jayingee and he got mad when Albert killed him then banged his house as a joks
😭😭
@@BabyMrLustalbert said it was just a branch
@@BabyMrLuststop spreading false information
His neighbors threw a boulder at his home
I like how some random guy who eventually turns out to be an actual Cole family member just finds Albert in Life in Paradise. It's so out of place it's funny.
who are Cole
“Everything involves death if you really think about it” *That’s deep*
"3 Story Die Mart" Albert 2019
@@nathanscott4397 NO
@@nathanscott4397 Shut up
@Rockstar Wolfie what happened
I reported.
Nathan Scott scammer :)
1:34 I think it’s that other “admin noob” just flew to Alberts house and banged their head on it and flew off.
Lmao yes
Yea
Yeshhh boii LOL
YASS I BET THATS TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea
The Jake incident happened at 1:34 in the video. To this day Albert still wonders what that was but we have found out Jake hit his house with a [REDACTED]. Jake has not been caught yet.
Bro A ROCK HIT HIS HOUSE NOT JAKE
Yeah and who the heck is Jake
The guy in the video?
@EAccount-bv3uu bruh you're so dumb Jake is the guy who bothered flamingo
@@sanchitsinha8703you dumb?
1:30 Jake wasn't playin around 💀💀
1:34 Jake really wanted his revenge…
BANGOSSSS
Are You talking about the jake incident VV-db7sn?…..
@@rosapalacios2454he is
@@rosapalacios2454He is
@@rosapalacios2454 yes he is
Flamingo: what are u a baby? Baby: *gets run over by a teacher*
Bart Simpson and I oop skskskskskksksks
Oof
oof paplito
simpson depression edits wo ur so quirky and relateable skskskskksks FAT NOOB
10:34
I’m rewatching all of Albert’s vids and I just remembered Jack 😭
1:29 Legend says that Jake threw his Amazon Fire Tablet so hard that the event could be heard from miles away.
Person: *locks door to get away from Albert* Albert: *opens wall* Person: *confused screaming*
NeedyTaker12341234 wanna year a joke? E E E E E E E E E E E!!!
NeedyTaker12341234 q_q
Thank God I have never been on the same server as him and suffered because of it.
DID U WANNA SAY LOL OR XD?
9:10
Flamingo: joins server Noobs: *why do I hear boss music?*
YESSS
Yaaaaaaaaaaas queen
More like flimflam
why do you keep commenting you nOob
yeet 😎
8:51 "dom😞" -Jason
Yall IDEA: a horror story type experience that has to do with jake and it shows people who got murdered by this entity they call jake after trolling or hurting him in roblox.
This is uploaded 4 years ago...
“Die mart” Kid named mart: oh heck no
jakdiwkfiwkf
Lmao
Meaning I’m naming my kid mart
You got that from tt but it's funny
Ya lol
it has officially been a year since "die mart" has been created and it is probably still on one server to this day.
Yea XD XD XD
I have been on the sever
Happy one year to Die Mart!
@@breejones4554 luckyy
@@JamesCharIes 😂
jake got a little mad about albert killing him💀
My idea: You should open up a torcher chamber that looks good and cute on the outside but is bloody and gruesome on the inside!
“What are you a baby?!” *as he slaps a child in the face*
Spanks*
after he says are you a crybaby?
*Laughs* nice one
That is the baby morph.."What,are u a baby?!" Lol XD
Chill colors i laughed so hard at this point 😂
“I like your legs” -Albert 2019
K
Nice =v
Legs legs *_-WHAT'S ON THE MENU-_*
Chxcølate_ milk stop you actually have to stop
I wanted to comment those exact word and you stole my thunder
I used to watch this in class while we were supposed to be reading and I laughed so hard that the entire class was staring at me
You messed up
@@KafiulAtif-lv4eg I never said I got caught 😈
1:38 Jake really thought it was Halloween and thought he was the candy
*"date"* *"No date only die"* *This is how albert reject people*
*fax*
Fax
*facts*
Facts
T r u e
“What do you want to die?” “China” Cornavirus: alright time to shine
Yo7 copied someone
Arkadia Jayne wtf cares when there’s a large fan base your gonna have poeple who think the same thing
Plasticgamerkid YT No wonder why your name is “ Plastic “ cause that’s exactly what you are
You mean who do you want to die
U copied someone
I love how he’s just being mean to Jake and then after something hits his house he just becomes so calm 😂
The Jake Incident explanation: So, Basically at 1:29 when albert killed jake with the sword he hears a huge knocking sound so rumor has it that jake was stalking Albert and got mad so hit his window. HOPE THIS HELPED
I think the reason is he killed jake very brutal that the bodyparts fell
fake incident by the way and maybe it was a rock or something.
“Is this the Krusty Krab?” “No, this is Die Mart.”
DogLover’s Life hi
AESTHETIC ALERT
i what say it kid i what
CRINGEY AESTHETIC ROBLOX PERSON ALERT
Calvin Poly bro how tho
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life and abused it
Bro he’s destroy the earth
He’d*
Albert: it's time for every one to call me king Me:oh sh_t
He will probily maby aleart the police:l
Imagine if Albert had admin in real life.* Not a hate reply.
11:50 what a way to end your vlog 😍😍😍
Jake incident.
@Sword_Battles_Guyhe killed someone named Jake in the game and then something hard hit his window I think Jake got his revenge
Yes I FINALLY FOUND THE TRUE VIDEO (ORIGINAL) BY FLAMIGO XD
I love how he ripped open a house and didnt bother to fix it
i love how you havent realized this video was made 2 years ago. lol
@@mikamika671 I love how you replied to this guy's comment 1 month later. Lol
@@Azim2327 makes it 10x funnier huh lol
I guess you can comment late???
Where
"i want alex to die" Alex: ight imma head out
spinel
I broak my spinel coard
@rainbow2typical I like your profile picture
Me to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
IM IN A HORROR MOVE ALEX SAYS ME IGTH IM OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
1:32 Jake: *So you have chosen death.*
That joke is cringe tbh.
1:35 jake took that to a whole new level
*DieMart:EXIST* *Corona:You hiring?*
Damn that’s so true
So true!
paid the premium to kill more people
Well Sh$t.
That can not be more true lol
“Something 2019” -Milennials 2020
Yo you just edited this
Shut up 2021
@@limonmiah7604 no he didn't there's no edited next to the name
lazyproeagle it sometimes says it isn’t but it is ._.
I didn´t edit it y´all. I thought about the date before commenting it.
that :) guy was so weird😂 "I want to reward you" "i can be whatever u want me to be "
9:05 that slap was personal and smooth
Dog: woof woof Cat: meow meow Owl: hoot hoot Bird: chirp chirp Idiots: 2019 2019
-hello Ppl
@@echoana todoroki go back to deku.
Me: *demonic screeching*
Lol
*lel*
comments: 99%-coronavirus jokes. 1%-other comments.
Correct lol And it all started after i made a comment about coronavirus too
No not true
радужныйDOMO aggred
I'm that 1% X~X
True
1:34 Jake was coming for Albert but Albert caught him in time, its 2024 and he's coming back soon..
Not Jake "I always come back" lol😂
Y’know. Albert is actually pretty smart, He could’ve done so much with his life, But instead. He cyber bullies 5 year olds on the internet. *and I respect that* Edit: I need some things to be said! I’m not a cyber bully. I’d never do this, Please don’t report Albert. He’s actually stopping ODers! It’s a joke- I didn’t do this for likes, although, this is the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment ^^ Bye bye!
IKR
XD
I was about to go off on you LMAOOO 😂
@Zara Spadafora i Accidently started a war in the the comments and ill do it again it was A JOKE
I don’t think Albert will respect what u Just Said!
ngl most of the customers were just insane as albert was 💀
Fr 💀
Saw,e 😊
POV mcdonalds
i would be as insane
Ikr
Brooke's last words are funny Brooke: what
1:32 damn, jake aint letting that slide💀
nobody: literally no one: not a SOUL: Albert: I feel like i SHOT a home run in baseball
Reagan DeVaughn
I omg that's sounds like the best store shot soul
Reagan DeVaugh
Reagan DeVaughn Is the nobody part nesscery
You are a waste of my time on reading
“And he just flies away loooking for another *man to marry* “ Albert-2019
~Albert-2019
Flyies
ThisIsTheGamer - fortnite and more LOL
“And he just flies away, looking for the next ****MAN TO MARRY****
lol
This was 4 years ago 😢, so fun rewatching.
"IM TRYING TO DO SOMETHING BUT i liek you hair" Idea: make a terapy store and just roast them
"how will you pay?" "i will pay in hearts and my love" years later "and thats how i met your mother"
lol
Lol
lol
Lol
lol
Flamingo: kills Roblox player Bird: hits window Flamingo: LoOkS tOo ThE wInDoW tErRiFiEd
you do hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
Bad window Bad!
I always get noises like that in my house and it happens all the time .-. But lol
To*
Aw man
Jake raged so hard he went skydiving and hit his house💀💀
“Somebody picked China to die- I don’t think I can really do that.” Corona: Allow me to introduce myself.
that’s where ur profile pic came from
lol true
XD true
Covid did not exist in the year this was posted so he can’t do that
ZuTart its called a joke
“EEPPPIIIIICCCC Mart- Where you can be epic” “Cool Mart- where you can be cooler than your enemies” “Noob Mart- where you can turn anyone into a noob” “Kidnap Mart- it says it in the title.” “ Bully Mart- where you can put someone in a cage and bully them” “C H I L L Mart- where you can learn the ways of the chill” I can go on and on. FLAMINGO PLEASE TAKE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE IDEAS!! 😣🙏
target but you have a gun
Don’t get your hopes up he never will do it
Mart mart- where all there is, is marts
you are a genius
those are all really good idias
Jakes souls came back to haunt him
THE START OF SOMETHING SPECIAL…and scary :D 1:30 Jake incident :o
"Who do you want to die" "CHINA" "I don't think I can do that" Corona: but I sure can :)
Random Child OML yES
Stop joking about chrona virus :>
Huuuh
*owh*
they hated god cause he spoke the truth
Albert: Who do you want dead? Player: China Me: Goodluck with that
No one call me china
Answer: coronavirus
Baylee Daily Vlogs *lol*
*china*
11:26 me: hi boy boy: I am admin to
Jake still hunting you till this day
4 years later and still watching the old admin command vids
6:35 CHINA Albert: can’t do that Corona virus: let me do it
Albert do trap people in their house mart aka corona virus mart
Yep
6:35
Wait thx
Nobody: Not even a single cell: Flamingo: *I like your legs.*
Soul*
If nobody said nothing, that means everybody said something.
WTF
Lavender Everything thanks
@@sallythedino gurl your jesus
Oml- ur hair is different it looks cool ngl-
The jake case: Incident at diemart, Jake got killed by albert. Than something banged on his roof. This still remains as a mystery. Jakes spirit might have found albert…
"So he just flies away,looking for another man to marry" -Flamingo
Correction: so he just flies away looking for another girl to marry
So he’s gay?
@@TheBabygirl927 its in the video
@@TheBabygirl927 um watch the vid
@@TheBabygirl927 he was just joking not everything he says is gay/yaoi
1:29 Jake was the thing that hit your house 💀
Ik watching only cuz of the incident 💀
Same 💀@@KoRnfan129
@@KoRnfan129what incident
@@HeCesarwhen he got killed by flamingo
1:31
1:38 this is the calmest i’ve EVER heard Flamingo speak
Legend has it: after albert kill Jake with a sword, Jakes responds with throwing a rock at alberts window as a warning
"Dont be like Thanos in the chat: 'stabs' do it safe. Go to diemart." -Albert 2019
If die Mary was real I would wish for my cousin to die cause she made my ancle bleed and I felt like I was gonna pass out
STOP WITH THE -Albert 2019
What game is he playing on roblox
14 deaths.
I read this when it played ;-(;
Albert: exists People in comments: “exists” - Albert 2019
Scam
Jacob Alexander s am idiot
Jacob Alexander youre an idiot
GreenReindeer in the comments: Albert: exists People in comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
gggthemamie in the comments: GreenReindeer in the comments: Albert: exists People in the comments: "exists" - Albert 2019
Jake got so mad that albert killed him, Jake threw his ipad across the world💀
4yrs later and I’m still watching his new and old vids
"I want family" "I can get rid of a couple family members if you need me too"
No sense
GUYS IT IS SOME THING THAT ALBERT SAID
@@alissalalala we know that....
XxTUNI PLAYSxX Well people are saying that it doesn’t make sense soo..
xAlissa • Smithx FILET YEEEE YIIIIIJ YEEEEET
1:34 The bang was so perfect it seemed like when Albert killed jake he was going to break into his house lol Edit: uhh thanks for the likes guys?
Cause he was trying to 😭😭😭
Jake incident
Jake
Jake
The jake incident
4 years from now, jake is still hunting Albert down
Jake be hunting Albert now
yea
yea
Maybe do “Die Hotel” were there is traps in the room Edit: Thanks to all for liking this is the most like I got! Double edit: I am very happy with Flamingo did do a video about a hotel and then became a monster And killed them
No call it Mystery Hotel
I have a
As soon as I heard hotel, I started thinking about Hazbin hotel.
Great idea
Doggod- Taco cat:D omg yes!
10:38 *did someone noticed “teacher/hot/single.” XD*
I saw her lol
yeah i noticed she was in the car
Yes
i did Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxdddddddddd
Oh, Teacher H. Single, how did you get hot? i set myself on fire Dark, but uhhhokaythen
At the point Albert fixes his cam it looks like he is holding your head 😂😂😂 😊
1:16 my theory is Jake was trying to warn Albert by following him with a motorcycle. But that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY!!!!
How many flies are in alberts house ⬇️⬇️
That doesn't sound bad
Andee Ree_YT • 4 years ago HES NOT GAY YOU .... OK
Andee Ree_YT • 4 years ago its humor, idiot, OWNED
120000?
Dear god another like beggar