I used Roblox ADMIN to make a PET STORE... and I controlled the pets
2019 ж. 29 Жел.
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THANK YOU REAL_KINGBOB FOR MAKING THIS. GET MY YOUTOOZ:
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Today I inserted a pet store into Roblox's Island Life with a control panel on the pets so I could make them do weird things in game!
Let’s just appreciate how much effort Albert puts into traumatizing children
2 weeks ago 😎
@Octagxnii 4 minutes ago 😎
@sans the skeleton 0 seconds ago B)
@@pissheater3k 1 hour ago
@@pissheater3k 69 hours ago.
I love how the people outside the store witness all the trauma happenening to the owners yet they still go inside to get a pet
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Now 59 likes
63 likes now :) Yw.
We call those ppl 7 yr olds (jk)
💀
im glad to be back in my flamingo phase, he always manages to traumatize children and i love it
fr, i've been watching his videos for like 4 years now and i've gone back and forth out of my flamingo phase.
Ive never left, ive been here for like 6 years.
My flamgo phase started in quarantine and I came back to the channel two days ago and I’m forever grateful I’m back
@@trashysimp5848 lies your account is only 3 years
Yea same
i'm here four years after this video was uploaded and i've watched it so many times, but it never gets old. this man is truly entertaining and i love watching his videos, especially ALL the admin ones. in one of his videos, dont know which one he said the name of my country and i know it was a small thing and not meant for me but it made me truly happy. thank you albert for being you .
its only been 3 years since this video was posted
@@jamesonsmith4325dog its almost 2024 u goofy goober
@@jamesonsmith4325almost 4 tho
@@jamesonsmith4325fr-
are you from the future?
7:52 I like that part XD
The Roblox oof sound should be that
Sounds like Mario
Fr
This was posted a year ago and I'm still laughing *HYSTERICALLY*
LOL
2
Years
@@sourbubblez r/
@@sourbubblez whooosh
Three years later, I'm watching this, laughing and crying at the same time.😢 I miss the old Life in Paradise videos, I miss them so much
Try to use your imagination and imagine new admin videos :) I do it and I'm happy everytime I do it.
I love how Albert nukes a server just because a kid tried scamming him for "big robux" and dies in the back of the pet store, allegedly notifying others about a demon killing him. That's comedy gold right there.
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
4:01 “I was goin’ hunting’ with my pa’ and we mistook him for a deer.” My favorite line of this video
lol true same same same
This is a cerified american moment.
Same
Same!
“Want a new one”
Imagine you just got a pet and as soon as you exit the pet shop, the pet starts having intense diarrhea , starts vomiting radioactive waste, starts bleeding from the eyes, has a seizure and then explodes 😭💀
XD
LOL
lol
That’s just puppy mill dogs
sell its dead body
I love how he gets right into the video and doesn’t beg for subs and just lets people suffer😊👏🏻
FRR I love how he isn’t like the other boring youtubers
Do you know what game this is?
@@ImNotStinalife in paradise
Yes I am rewatching Alberts old videos
Person: * walks to pet shop after getting dog* Pet shop owner: *DID YOUR PET DIE*
U v are cool
*"oh well, I killed it in a deer shooting accident!"*
pet stor owner: DID YOU PET DIE
Maria Kennedy no it is like this: “ *Oh I was hunting with my Pa and we uh mistook him of a deer*
Aww cute doggo!
Micky: *gets run over* Micky *AGAIN* : *eyes bleeding*
the owner: le epic ignore
Ikr
My cousin likes u Albert really bad she has a shrine of u on bloxburg
it makes since lol
Reptile-chan discovery_channel ik right
Whos here watching the classics
in my opinion, Old Flamingo > New Flamingo
Me
me
Me
@@Jethro-br2odI think old flamingo = new Flamingo
Me:”you know what I’m feeling depressed ima watch flamingo traumatize kids”
3:08 Softball_yessss ran over his doggo
Mk and?
Bahahahhha
😳 it's like when I killed my dog
And you could see the concern in his face
😂omg
2:54 Is that Waluigi saying " *WAAAAAAAAAAAAH* "
This is so underrated-
XD
WAUAHAHAHAHA
*SHUT UP*
This is so underrated-
This was the first video I’ve watched on his channel and made me laugh so hard! Thank you for your content!I watched 3 years ago
let’s appreciate how much time this man puts in to convincing the owner of games for admin to ruin people’s role play experience
2:35 "MY PAT,, i laughted here so hard
“IT RUN OUT OF ME”
“She’s not going to heaven, she’s going to jail.”
*n*
@Itz_NotLexi same:>
Lol I did too
Idea: Pretend your a time traveler and ask what year it is then say “oh Island life hasnt been destroyed yet?” then nuke the server. Game: Island Life
Yes up
Yes
Vende Pizza Moço e
Good idea
Ye s
4:00 I FELL OF MY BED ALBERT :ME AND MY PA MISTOOK HIM FOR A DEER!!😂😂
Can we appreciate how Albert puts into our balllz?
Boy: Ya Albert/Flamingo: *YAAAAaAAAAaAAaAaAaAAa*
james charles
DaBaconGod_ Play 😐🙂😂🤣
Tim Hood emojis suck tbh
Tim Hood you probably don’t know a lot of words like intelligent and you are 5
@@hinatanaki9120 So does your mom.
7:36 “hElP hE iS pOO”
Amber Rose hi want to be friend
Girl: yeah whatever (horror noise) I girl looks at pet shop owner I Girl:who the heck are you Pet shop owner: hello i fnaf 3 jumpscare I Girl:screams I others say DED)
XDDDD
Amber Rose he is the poo
R Jay Cruz sure!
5:20 made me laugh so hard😂
Funniest part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 5:18 "Alright don't touch the vomit don't touch it!" screeeeech "AUGH YOU JUST KILLED ANOTHER MAN!!!!!!!!"
5:21 I replayed that so many times. That’s how I feel when I get a 1 on my grade for math
I know right Lol😆🤣😂😁😄 it’s so funny
Me to
Just cuz it's so easy. XD
Same
XD
5:19 made me laugh so hard that i couldn’t breathe
I thought sans didn't have ____. A LINE? OH CUTE D.A.R.K Y.E.T D.A.R.K.E.R T.H.E D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S K.E.E.P.S G.R.O.W.I.N.G
Dad is that you playing around on someone’s account Or is it you Frisk because if its you Frisk Pap wants to uh Go on another date with you
Same
Lol
Oh lol I literally thought the care gave birth that it birthed the man driving than it took the girl in the car lol
18:41 this is the first video that I laughed irl 😂😂😂
4:21 "Wait, I like this one to" "That is a humam. A human female"
Back then: we’ll have flying cars in the future! 2020:
Chomp chomps
How did people know what a car was back then
2020: “DiD pEt DiE?”
YEET
We have flying unicorns lol
That girl: “it run out of me “ Me: Are you asking for dog food?
No just stop that was a terrible joke,
*dog food for dayzz*
????
Dead dog Off
LOL XD
Even this it's 3 years ago. I can't stop watching your old vids.
Anyone here 4 years later?
Me lol
Me
Me
Here
Here😂
5:19 i can't😭✋
z e v o m i t
LOL
Lmao 🤣 🤣
1944: We will have flying car in the future 2020: unicorn seizure
LOL
We have unicorns *cries*
LMAO that's funny😂🤣
This guy just makes me calm I kept on watching this one video when I was getting blood work done and I only flinched not screaming or crying I only just flinched❤
Albert does the video… and then he just ends up nuking the whole server XD
Albert's quote of the year: "EW! It just shoves out a turd. Wow!" 7:17
More like in 2019. This video was posted in 2019, and right now is 2020.
WOT EVA
@@thepixelfalcon1196 Okeh.. (Literally the only thing I'm able to say right now, because I'm too tired and just woke up.)
And PLUS this was made on 30th December, basically 2020
@@thepixelfalcon1196 Wouldn't that still be 2019 either way? On January 1, 12:00 AM, that would count as 2020.
8:28 Lmao I’m laughing so hard 😂💀😂
This is the first thing I watched when I got back on this channel from 4 years ago my channel was so cringey so I watched this to feel better
1:03 I died watching this 🤣🤣😂
Cant blame you
People on roblox: *pets dying* Me: *having actual joy from it*
Same idk why ItS funny
My mom thinks I have a problem
Same😂
cleetuslovesalberto Skskskツ Me too 😂😂😂
Same
just imagine your some normal kid having fun and then all of the sudden your pets eyes are bleeding *That would traumatize me*
@Peachyii Star me three
Depends. Irl or no?
@@teemteem both. :)
Or... you name your pet after your REAL LIFE dog and your in game dog starts bleeding and you run out of your room then *your real life dog starts bleeding* 🩸
Time to make spaghetti!
You never fail to make me laugh
This was posted 3 years ago and it still funny
Pet: *eyes bleed* Owner: StOp!
Pet: *eyes bleed* Bacon hair owner: Do I get my robux now?
Nowo
no one not soul random pet owner: MY PET IS BLOOD EYES CAN I HAVE ROBUX PLS PLLLLLlS him pet: oh my good help i want explode
I almost died watching this
@@admiralclawz8524 same my dude I couldn't stop laughing
"Help." "He is poo." He's speaking the language of the gods...
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. . .
AaAaAaAyYyY
Hackney Station lol yes
E
“There pet just starts like: ææærghhh” got me rolling 😂
THE PET STORE LOOKS SO REAL IT'S AMAZING REAL KING BOB DID SO GOOD
“You’re going to jail” **Proceeds to shoot**
Modern day (racist) cops in a nutshell
Whoops, did i say jail? I meant *HAIL*
american cops be like
Africa
Jailbreak
"What a cute dog" "What is the name of the dog?" "YA"
It probably the name is YA
y e s
It's a really good name😂
Floofy Gamez.........he now has a name..........YA
*hey Ya*
The “WAHHHHHH” makes me laugh so hard
nice wahhhhhh for me he did it great
For three years,this has been my favourite video.
5:20 Oml anyone Not talking about how the person saved her life so wholesome ♡³♡
5:20
What?
•^•
!-!
He so hot i cant endure i need to p
Legend says the unicorn is still having a seizure 💀
Brooke 🤣
Sunnygal hi I wonder if there is a something on the sun with a moon and Minecraft but ugly potatoes with that carrot?
What
sunnyga hi Iwonder if ther is a somthing on the sun with the moon and minecraft but ugly potatoes with that caroot
jk
2:52 “ur going to jail for mistreating ur pet” “WAHHHHH” I LOVE THIS SCEEN LMAO
ive got a voice actor
I love how the pet shop looks so good by real king bob and also I love how you traumatized the players and you killed that one guy who wanted the roblox
1:13 looks like the plant has a random face XD
Ya u deserve more likes
That boi ran over his pet 1 like = life for the poor dog
Tryna process what happened *aaaaaaaaaah!*
Me: sees the video is another admin video Also me: “ooo I’m going to enjoy this”
Me too
Same lol
Same
Alright guys nobody like it
This will forever be my favorite video Albert has ever made.
It's been sooo long,since the last I've seen a vid like thissss.*insert purple guy dancing*
"In a hunting accident" *Gets vivid flashbacks of Cleetus' backstory*
Violet Soleil what
@Violet Soleil What I dont post anything
“What do you name it?” *”Ya”*
Lol
best name
Me:
Hah
Top 10 rarest names
*ALBERT JUST SAW A UNICORN GO BYE BYE* 2:15
Bro this had me laughing for hours when the unicorn had a seizure or big poop also flamingo u make great videos keep it up
People: *has feelings* Albert: this is free real estate Subscribers: this is very much entertaining
true
Yes
Pet: why do I continue in life
Professional boxing XXX wow ANIME
𝓨𝚎𝑠𝒔
See ya in 8 years when this is in the recommended
Because of COPPA starting on January 1. KZhead probably won't be around then, at least 98% of the creators wont
@@Shell5272 it was all resolved by kreekcraft
And that doesn't work here
Can you stop spamming this?
Shelley Cope haven’t you seen Kreek? Dude you’re missing out of this TeA
I can’t stop laughing at your vids keep up the good work queen
"It run out of me" this genuinely made me die from laughter bc of how much it didn't make sense
4:03 Albert: I was going hunting with my pa and we mistook him for a deer .me: well least to get the dog meat
🤨😢😭
@@crowsanidiotXD It ok
🥺
Cyrus Games lol
not funny
Idea: copy someone’s name and avatar but like an older version of them and say you’re them from the future
And then they die from a time dilemma because then it alters ur future and you must stop it from happen
Yeah it's big brain time
Dio Brando : if so when I stop time and then travel to a different universe kill somebody harnesses they're power aka Goku so I can then transmission back in time holding Jotaro joestar I can then make him die from a time dilemma university my dear Watson
So how is Giorno dude
I love that idea
i remember watching this three years ago and i also remember myself dying of laughter. so here am i, three years later to experience it all again😁
albert: "what do you name it?" the kid: "mickey! :)" also albert: "yeah? well mickeys eyes are bleeding"
"H-hes trying to taje care of the poop?' ITS 1AM AND IM LAUGHING SO LOUD-
LMAOO
. -.
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhahahhhaahhahahahaba baabbaabababababababab BAHABAHA
I kind of laughed not like loud
@@angelaangela784 R.I.P_
I can imagine the people playing this game tomorrow and trying to find the pet store and get so confused. Edit: BRO 200 LIKES
Do you know the game name in roblox?
@@V4mpStonesOfficial its called like life in paradise or something
Island life
@@V4mpStonesOfficial island life
Same
Alberts the only one that makes me laugh OUT LOUD AND NOT IN MY HEAD
albertis really feeding us today with a 10 minute video
Another idea: Make a “updated” items shop but the items sometimes mess up “on accident”
Also, 4 MILLION SUBS (soon)
I THINK
ISTG
What’s the name of the game
@@prizzyavendano4775 the game was taken down-
Make a candy store and each bag of candy does something to you. Ex: “pop rocks” makes you explode or something idk
Skittles: Gives you skittle-pox.
Yes xD
Ballon heads make your head enlarge
Le Chicken Nuggets YT then blow up
Sounds kinda hard
hey albert i have a idea u or real king bob should make a rocket ship and then when they head to the moon they are gonna be trapped there and YOU will use the troll UI to turn into a monster and chase them around lol
i love ur videos i’ve been watching for 3 years
7 year olds: *exist* Albert: I’m about to end this mans while career
Phew! I'm ok! I'm not 7
Whole*
Yay I'm 8 I don't get torture and it's whole not while
You mean 3 year olds
7 year olds are not MEN
5:20 I’m laughing so hard I can’t lmao
My little sister too
Me too when the unicorn had seizure I laughed so long!! For like a minute
Mebtoo
I was almost cried but I laugh to much
Leber Twins same
Million kids probably got traumatized by Albert on Roblox 😅
Bro the dog gets me you just having diarrhea in the guy covered in poop screaming make me laughing in crying at the same time i almost di😂😂 at laughter 😅
“*HELP HE IS POO*” I can’t stop laughing at that part
That means it's poo XD
Same
Uh oh stinky 💩😂😂
(Helps) *takes out the poo*
I agree xD
3:08 Softball_yessss ran over his dog and you can see the concern in Albert’s face
Female Izuku Midoriya LOL!
As a fellow abuser of power i can say that this is funny asf
"AAAAAAAAA, HELPPPP" (calming music continues to play.)
“He is poo :(“ “he is” I AM DYING 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
@@queenteddybears7358 yesah
😄😄😄😄😂😂🙃😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😅🤣😅🤣😅😂😂😅🤣🙂😂😂😅☺️😂😅🤣
I disagree with you.
@@sipapi1131 who?
Nobody: Albert: *laughs at people’s pets dying and suffering*
A
roxanne... smh. Decades over.
I feel u
Man how many unoriginal comment alerts do I have to do can you just put your own comment you idiot's
Please stop making comments like this... I miss the old original comments... R.i.p 2017 comments.
I watched this after 3 years why am I crying from laughter holding my sides lmaoooooo
i like how he does this for fun and laughs and not for views 🤭
“ my pat” “ what about your pat?” “ *it ran out of me* “ “ what ;-;” “ you’re supposed to take care of it” “ you are going to jail for not taking care of your pat” “ *WAAAAAAAAAAAA* “ “ wtf dude”
Lol
Lol it’s pet not pat when she said it XD
@@xxiori2603 lamooooo👴👴👴👴👴👴👴
XD
I'm old👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴👴
He should do a compilation of him screaming idk why I would like that
U said so so u should like it😄
Yaa
It would be too long, lol
Yes so do it... actually I would really like that let’s do that 😂
that would be years long. *years.*
Bro the unicorn flew away just from one seizure and got me cracked up 😂
this is still my favorite video of albert’s even after 3 years