Feeding, Dressing, Washing And Putting Kids To Bed Is A Never Ending Battle! | Michael McIntyre
2019 ж. 28 Мам.
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Every day is a battle with your kids just to get them to do the basics of parenting!
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People without children think he is overplaying it. He sadly isn't.
Not even close to overplaying it hahaha
He has told no lies
Just having relatives with kids should be enough like it's disastrous
I don't have kids but I get it my nieces and nephews cam be diffcult I find it very hard babysitting them sometimes haha
The reason why people age😜
The man is spectacular at his work. Every single audience can relate to his jokes. Damn he is a gem.
Hes called Michael McEntire, I think that's how u speel his second name
It’s Michael McIntyre
Just found him. I can relate to every last word hahaha I'm rolling lol
@@mommyof3_908 IKR!!!
Yes indeed he is! He's freaking awesome!
I absolutely love the voices he uses for his kids, they're so hilarious xD
I have never met him or his children, but he is bang on with my 6 year old! The drama, the tones, the tantrums, the struggles, all of it. I've been feeling like I'm losing my mind lately and was seeking realistic parenting advice. I found this guy. Its nice to hear someone else share their struggles and be able to laugh about it.
Yeah lol
👍👌😆🤣
Eppeacially the screaming, like the “I HATE IT I HATE IT! YOU CANT FORCE US YOU CANT FORCE US!” And the sound effects for the shampoo eye with the “WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME!?”
*What I haven’t done is heated the rest of the world!*
Carbon Emissions: 👀
We have now
I used that saying in a restaurant my sister didn’t want to put her coat on as I’m hot and I just said “that’s because they heated the restaurant but not the rest of the world” it was so funny
😂😂😂
@@francaperotti5934 cLiMaTe ChAnGe
Love it when he says "ALRIGHT...FINE!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DebsLuvsMusic My grandson now says it just the same way! You get back what they hear.
Same 🤣
Gets me in tears🤣🤣🤣
I'm here after literally saying this in that exact tone after negotiating on how much of his sandwich he was going to eat 🤣
When my Korean wife watched this she said with the most perfectly serious look, “He obviously doesn’t have children, we don’t have any of those issues.” I replied, “Honey, our daughter is 7 months old.”
I dread to hear what my Korean wife will say once we have children xD
I’m pretty sure these problems are universal for all parents. Good luck guys lol
I have a Korean wife and 2 Korean children, and honestly we have never had these problems. Korean culture is a gem.
@@taskbarenhancer3386 of course haha
😂😂
The Roman Day - I died 😂 My daughter did this kind of thing all the time! Teachers surely thought I was the worst parent ever. Now she’s a mom and I’m looking forward to sharing Michael’s routine with her in a few days.
@@joannekenson1488 lol....sorry...bless you...Aspergers...beautiful minds !
You should show her this video!? 😊
@@theMaraudersrock she is a lovely intelligent girl from a loving caring home , don't let the rest worry you 😘. As parents we beat ourselves up and are constantly judged or told what to do and how to do it by others ...... Well I'm telling you all that truly matters is your daughter's happiness and I bet she's happy 🤗 x
@@theMaraudersrock has she been tested for ADD? I've been reading up a lot on the differences between males and females as my fiancee has it we think his sister might too as the differences between male and female ADD is pretty amazing they say that's why girls go unnoticed because usually they do better then the boys esp at hiding it
@@amyavraam8986 I was the same... Born 1965.... Super intelligent..musical...forgot everything... Daydreamed...shy...turns out it was mild tourettes and OCD and anxiety disorder.... Improved with age and I blossomed in my college years and 20s.... Have been a professional violinist in symphony orchestras all over the world for over 30 years... Creativity is my middle name... Organised I am not! It will work out you know... Everyone has a touch of something my doc says... Too much medication isn't always the answer but can help in the short term ..Good luck!
“Darling?” *DON’T YOU EVEN!!* 😂😂😂😂😂
huh??????? :) hahahaha
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😂😂
I like that he's not vulgar and constantly swearing like most comedians
David Dubel When his kids hit puberty he will be cursing madly Promise you
I don't kind bad language but it has to be used in an original and interesting way.
I know right
ok boomer
@Alice Nield so am i
My poor child went dressed up for Roman day on the day.. it wasn't Roman day! I found out at pick up 🤣
"Who's poo is this?!!" I dyed out of laughter xD
"Whose poo is this?!!" 😅😆😀😂 dang funny
4:00 you're welcome
no, that's not my poo..
cate curl ’Dad that is definitely not my poo.’
Why do people have to write the funny story lines down? We have heard them.
It's so nice to be able to laugh at this at the end of the day, after secretly crying about all of the battles I just lost against my daughter
Yes I cried a while ago and now I'm laughing because of this man
Omgsh I come back to this when I’m hella tired or upset. It’s nice to find humor in my pain 😂
my mum literally said "This is actually you" and showed me this video, I CANT
As a mom of 2 boys, I can confirm all of this is true 😂
Metal Momma indeed same here 😂
Fuck Yeah. 4 and 6, the golden age.
I raised two boys myself. They’re grown now with kids of their own. I did the mommy curse on them , you know that " I hope you have one just like you” and they did. My youngest son called and said mom I don’t know how you did it. I just laugh.
It is unfortunately no different with 2 girls lol. AND I just had my 1st boy 7 months ago. Good to hear it won't get any easier lmao
@@kimberlyparrish7522 my mom said the same thing to me. Already proving true with my 10yr old lol...the Mom curse 😭🤦♀️
THE MOMENT HE SAID, "1 carrot, 5 peas, and this floret of broccoli" I BURST INTO TEARS BECAUSE IT'S TRRRRUUUUUEEEEEE. I'm like *this is not a negotiation get diabetes and hypertension on ur own time junior.*
My mom would have none of that nonsense. Eat or don't eat, our choice. Just know that mealtimes are set and there are no snacks in between. Want ice cream? Then eat what I give you. We didn't have to finish, but we did have to have some of everything. She always made sure we liked what was on the plate though. If it was something new she would tell us to try it. If we liked it fine, if we didn't like it that was fine too. We were allowed to leave what we didn't like as long as we tried it first.
He once came to my workplace with his kids - I walked past as he was gently but firmly telling his son Oscar not to touch something. ❤️
My dad literally made us learn from our mistakes! He didn’t fight about with us. He told us once and said after we declined “fine but don’t complain when you get cold”.....either 7 seconds later we did whatever he told us to do or we suffered the consequences and listened next time! 😝
Wait a minute... you actually have a father, that raised you? Thought that stopped after the fifties.
Your father is a smart man :)
doesn't really work when you're the one paying for hospital bills and having take time off from work to care for then when they get sick
My children r grey I the face from cold with white lips and when I ask them r u cold now to offer the jacket I have been holding for them they say....nope 🙅♀️
I laughed until I cried 😂😂omg this is my life everyday.. oh the madness.. god bless you..
As a big sister I'm uncomfortable at how much I can relate to this. People with 10+ years difference between your sibling, you know what I'm talking about.
"Dad, it's Roman Day." Comes from the generations of teachers convinced that small children can be relied upon to convey important information to parents on their own. My niece missed out on a field trip because no one bothered to check in on the status of a permission slip. Her backpack was like a black hole: once inside, things stayed inside.
I counted on mine being a blackhole.
"My niece missed out on a field trip because no one bothered to check in on the status of a permission slip." and it's the teacher's fault right?
Sooo true. My mom got so tired of me losing/forgetting permission slips that she taught me to forge her signature so I could just hand it in myself. Who thought it was a good idea to make small children important mail carriers?!?!!? I lost 10 lunch boxes in 3 years and they had food in them!!!
Hopefully the kids learn to pay closer attention and get the forms signed AND returned to teacher if they want to participate in whatever activity is coming up. The stakes are much lower for a child learning responsibility than a teen or adult who never learned to be responsable. But there is great incentive! I think the form-signing etc builds independence and responsibility. But yeah, it’s rough, and not every kid excels or “gets it” the first time. It’s difficult for me to remember to be gracious and sympathetic while my eldest continues to struggle in this area, but I know she will learn if we keep at it and don’t throw in the towel.
I love it how every time he says fine he goes an octave higher 😂
Imagine his kids growing up and watching these videos 😂
Heh, heh just wait child .... the parent's revenge heh, heh, heh ....
I know, I would love to see the expression on the faces 🤣😂🤣😂
They'll tell him all their problems are his fault because he didn't make their lives free and fun.
you think everything is a 100% true and happened like he said? LOL Then watch what he says about his wife... ;)
Every bloody word of this is true.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Best quote I heard about kids was Lee Mack - "I told my wife I wanted three kids, now we've got two I only want one."
I watched this with my kids and they even agree.🤣
And might I add that they stopped screaming in the shower about shampoo in their eye!👌👌 Thanks Michael McIntyre!🙏🏻
Hahahahah
@@liliamkrtchyan yep im a kid but im not bad behaved but im agressive with ketchup and food
I would say he is one of the most talented comedians we ever had
I agree!!! 😄
I love the way he imitated his kids. Hilarious.
Hahhhh,, Minty Fresh! 😂😂😂😂
That bit has me everytime 😂😂
Mom of three kids - 6Y, 4Y and 20 months!! Can confirm it is all true!!!! Looking at his stand up just makes me laugh and brings smile when i do all my stuff with kids! Love it!
“Just stick out your tongue and let me wipe this broccoli across your face” 🤣 so true
I love to see the people in the audience crying of laughter
I was in this very audience. Doesn't stop for a single minute
I laughed so hard when he spoke about 'Roman Day' because I did that to my mum, except it was Victorian costume. Remembered just after I'd been dropped off and rang from reception saying I needed a 'Victorian Costume asap', my mum rang back asking reception what asap meant and they pointed out it meant 'at the start of the day. My grandad heard the message and said they had to figure out how to do a Victorian costume because' it wouldn't be fair on me' (my mum didn't share this view but didn't want to argue) and so managed to run around different charity shops within the hour and bring it into school (mum was not best pleased with me). She probably would have been even less pleased if it was a Roman costume.
You're lucky, if I was your mother I would just let you get a bad mark and not do this...
“I need a towel! I NEED A TOWEL!!!” The Hair Washing in literally my childhood
Seriously that brought back some traumatic memories.
Michael is a genius at nailing the humour in the mundane.
Michael McIntyre has got to be one of the world's most relatable dudes. Love it
I wish there was more than just one like button
Lol this whole clip is him using the audience as counselling service🤣🤣🤣
I have always maintained that side splitting humour is based in truth . This video is a perfect example of that fact . This video on the battle with kids to just get basics done is spot on and is hilariously funny because anyone who is a parent can fully and completely identify with what he so brilliantly describes . I have not had a good hearty laugh like this in a long long time . Thank you Michael McIntyre. I have many many times experienced all of these shenanigans that kids engage in . The "whose poo is this " made me spill my coffee all over myself while in fits of laughter . Great comedic skit , thank you so much , it made my day .
So spot on.. big " high 5" to all the parents who experience this with love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
S Redjepi
As a full time nanny, I can relate. Omg the bargaining of the foods, relatable. It’s such a struggle. 😩
LMAO!! And that was the rosy and fun picture painting of having children. Truly he has only danced across the tip of the iceberg of daily dealings with children.
Hello Trcay how are you doing today,merry Christmas
This sounds more like him letting off steam than a stand up. Which makes it 10 times funnier lol
I had this thought a couple of time too! 😆
No no - it's true!
Scanning the bookshelf for the shortest book, most relatable thing ever!
Oh the hair washing drama. So true!
I thank god my sister is older now so she is OVER THAT SHIT! But she's still a drama queen. Uuuugh!!!
This is so real. Temper tantrums over the weirdest stuff, wee in front of the toilet ( I have a daughter) and I know she climbed on the kitchen counter to get the biscuits we made yesterday but couldn´t reach. So she settled for peanuts. I wondered who recycled in the wrong bin and what she meant by `I already had a peanutbutter jelly sandwich for breakfast´ cause we ran out of peanut butter
"That's definitely not my poo" 🤣🤣😂😂
"darling..." "dont you even"
Mom of an 11-yr-old boy ringing in to say yep, absolutely true.
Darling! Don’t you dare! Hahaha
As a child I loved veggies and I used to put myself to bed at seven 😂 I pray to god every day my children will be the same
Sure
Millions will not believe you, but we do.
I loved bedtime and bathtime but I was nightmare with the jackets and springing things at the last minute
Every kid is unique! But the common challenges will still resonate with most of us. I never had a problem going to bed, but i rarely ate dinner!
Yeah....nope 😂
Barely 20 seconds in he has me throwing my hands up and saying “Fucking YES!”
‘I need a towel’ absolutely hilarious
When I was younger my parents put a wet wash cloth and covered my eyes when washing my hair helped a lot with not getting shampoo in the eyes
I remember when I was growing up, my mom always told me never to pray for patience, bc i wouldn't like how I got it....when i was grown, i asked her if her prayers for patience with me panned out...without missing a beat, she said "you're still alive,ain't you?"
"Alright....FIIIINNNEEE!!!"
I love the way he said "minty fresh". Ha ha ha!
Every time he says alright FINE! I’m dead 🤣😂
I can relate to all of this. Although I thankfully managed to fix the not flushing problem completely by accident. Did my business before a shower with the intent of flushing after said shower (old buildings, ya don't want a flush before/during a shower!) Kid came in to pee while I was mid-lather and they were rightfully disgusted. I responded "Now you know how others feel when we see yours in the toilet!" Hasn't been an issue since 😅
I was that child that just did it on my own. I liked being clean so I enjoyed shower time and brushing teeth. I've always loves vegetables. I enjoyed going to bed and reading so i would go early and go to sleep. My parents still acted like I was so hard to raise though. But then my sister came around like a cyclone and I was so happy to see them truly suffer
Same. My parents had it easy.
Truly suffer ahahahahah 😂
I heard you ate all the snacks in the house
Taniwha 27 Ha Ha, that was me and my brother too!
Taniwha 27 you’re so humble… no one likes a boring cocky child
I laughed so hard seriously,as a mother of 3, I relate to this totally.
I don't have children & I was immediately brought back to my childhood. This is all TRUE!!! I laughed crying. It's so hilarious. LOVE IT!!!
Every parent watching can sympathise
"Can we read The Hobbit?" "nOO" 😂😂
I've never related soo much to Michael as I do after watching this! Soo relatable 🤣😂
Dear lord the accuracy is outstanding 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
washing the hair... I lost it 😂😂😂😂
My niece and nephew would react just like that if shampoo went in their eyes
Most children do.....
westie 1980 good parents don’t get shampoo in their children’s eyes
westie 1980 My cousins did that along with refusing to eat anything healthy.
E B You have obviously never been a parent to a toddler have you? 😄
I remember doing this stuff to my parents 😂
I love the way he ties all hos jokes together at the end. 😂😂😂😂
The thing that gets me is when battling with kids can be a lot to handle. There are days when I have to use my military voice just so my son would just listen. I was never in the military but I grew up with a father who was and followed his principals. My son would often straighten up and finally do as I say. He knows mommy means business. Or taken by force. He knows he can't win when force is put upon him. I don't make threats, I make promises and take action. When he says no to brushing his teeth I would say "do you want mommy to do it for you?" That is when he knows that mommy means business and he will do it. He doesn't like me wrestling him holding his arm crossed and me brushing his teeth. He knows... He knows... Sometimes mommy can be scary but it gets the job done. 😁
I click like before i listen, you gotta love this comedian. He so hyper, flamboyant, loud, animated, it all works,
This is the truth! No one tells you before kids that this will be your reality but Michael in his comic genious sums it up to a T! Priceless.
L.O.L. A truly funny comedian. I life alone and found myself actually laughing out loud. Thank you. I Needed That!!
Oh my, I had soda running through my nose at the shampoo bit :D
Tip: never do anything else while watching Michael McIntyre. Just sit or lying down nicely. Never drinks, eats, cutting veggies, cooking or anything.
Coughing with laughter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a teen myself I can confirm everything he said And I am very much proud of it😂
When I feel a little down (lockdown) I watch Michael McIntyre. He really cheer me up.
My first two girls were difficult battle central, with me and by competing with each other, every waking minute all their lives.. but number three - she's exactly the perfect child, she totally says things like that! Haven't had to organise or motivate her once ever, she's amazing.. so there might be your solution? You need another!! 💙💙💙
"can we have "The Hobbit"? 😂
😂
*Noooooooo!!!!!!!!*
Reading bedtime stories to my sons every night was one of my favorite times as a mum.
Oh my God the hair washing drama 😂🤣😂 The flannel on the forehead!! 😂🤣😂 I just had flashbacks.
"no i haven't Daddy" 😂
Everything he says is true 😂 I love it
These are SO TRUE with our 3,5 years old!!!!!
This pops up every so often to remind me that I'm not alone 😫 thank you Mr McIntyre
I so needed this!!
Wait until his kids grow up and see this 😂
I love how Micheal explains many parts and they're all funny and then he puts them all together at the end. Superb
This is the best! Ive seen this soo many times. We now have a saying in our house when some springs something on you last minute its called "you just Roman dayed me" 🤣🤣🤣
You just forgot one thing: when we care finally stepping out they go "I have to go to the loo, now!"
LOL I realize more and more I was such an aberrant child! Taking baths and washing all the time without being asked (I love baths to this day and would often bathe to relax and clean daily), brushing my teeth without being asked, going to bed at a reasonable hour when I was tired (most nights, not all), BUT I have always been a picky eater. Still; I have always loved certain vegetables (like broccoli, green beans, Brussels sprouts, and sweet bell peppers). I would cause trouble about my food, in that I was picky about what I wanted and when and I despised soggy cereal, etc. But not all the other stuff! Also I actually would do lots of things to try to not cause my parents more trouble, and I rarely really cared what I wore. I did however dislike cleaning, and organizing my room which was a disaster area BUT I maintained I was the one who had to live in it so it's fine. Interesting to hear this as I am never having children so it's informative. I however would LOVE to tell children bedtime stories as an avid GM, and fantasy world-builder and writer! Funny comedian, overall good delivery and timing. energetic but still clear overall.
You should have kids. That way you can bore them with your stories instead of people in a youtube vids comments...
MACKA FPV no one forces people to read the comments.... it’s just an option. Odd thing to reply really..... also no kids for me thanks.
Siobhan Fogarty LOL yes! I wouldn’t shut up! Still a talkative person but I control myself for diplomatic social reasons! Good insight!
You are a talent and blessing to earth! Observational comedy at its best.
I never get bored of this! It’s hilarious!
Never compromise never retreat..... i never thought i would be a strict dad 😑😑😑
Every single parent on the planet can soooo relate to EVERYTHING in this!! 😂😂😂
Love this about the kids. So true. I'll have half a dozen please!!
Luv it, brings back memories of my grandparents, my grandfather had a strong Cockney accent and my grandmother had a strong Scottish Highland braugh.
lol he can literally make a rlly funny joke about the smallest most random things
This is sooooo goood
Amazing guy! He finds ordinary things and makes them hilarious! Pretty close understanding of kids too!
Never knew this Michael but he’s definitely my style of comedian , how he portrays the funny side of each individual everyone may know in real life