Kevin Bridges Navy Seals Joke Went Straight Over Obama's Head | The Jonathan Ross Show
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Kevin Bridges highly doubts Barack Obama enjoyed the show that night...
ORIGINAL BROADCAST DATE: 15 December 2018
Series 13, Episode 14.
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“You learned Spanish didn’t you” “Oui” I fucking buckled 😂
“I’ve never tasted an avocado until I had a DVD released” 😂👌🏼
1.50 for 2. 75p each.
I have the mental image of him spitting it straight back out and ranting about how gross it is :D
@@dtulip1 he probably had it deep fried.
daemonicstar LOL!
@@johnsmith-wx5fb I might buy 3 - how much will that be?
"The great British re-wire" that was fucking hilarious 😂😂
I thought he said wee wire, but re-wire sounds more sensible
Danny Dyer sitting in the background thinking “I really am a pricks prick” and smiles
First thing I thought of when I saw him 😂 “I am outside Ibrox on old firm day, and I’m not afraid to admit, I am FACKIN shakin’”
Can't say I follow Danny Dyer's career or life, but the little I do know, he comes across as down to earth and probably would have been one of the first to laugh about it. One thing most working class Brits do well, self depreciating and laughing at ourselves. It's middle class uni grads that struggle with it.
Navy seals are not as good as light blue seals
Absolutely 😂😂😂😂
DJ P Aye, you’re right pal. When you’re a stig you need to be able to laugh at yourself .
One of the few genuinely funny comedians around today. Naturally gifted with funny bones. Aye.
So so true.
The story he tells on Would I lie To You about whether or not he accidentally bought a horse is hysterical! 🤣
That's the funniest n best episode ever!
😂 I know!
I'm from Bulgaria, but I didn't sell him the horse!
It was a donkey.
@@boredweegie553 Pretty sure it was a counterfeit horse.
I really love that he doesn't dilute his accent too much.
Don’t think he can......🤔🤭🇨🇦
Kevin Chappell Scots sometimes speak slower to make themselves more understood
Trust me he's diluting it pal. A fellow weedgie knows
That is diluted quite a lot the amount of Scots/Glasgow words used and the speed is slow, I live in West Midlands and know if I talk at pace I will only have to repeat slower so its natural for Scots who travel or live outside Scotland to tame their accent.
Yeah, personally, I think he has JUST enough lol Any weedgier, and my American ears would be like, “Fuckit 🤷🏼♂️”, but this I can manage 😜😂
" she's a civilian " 😁
He needs Netflix show
No, keep him a secret
netflix can get fucked, tbh
tes l stay here to get next the same you too
the new thing for big name comedians is not to put anything out on DVD and just do live shows. What's the point of putting your material out if some cunt is going to upload it on to the internet for free.
I love Kevin. Danny Dyer must've felt awkward knowing he's been demolished on stage by him before lol
“It’s all kicking off” 😂😂😂
You mean Malcom? 🤣 Keith Lemon roasts him as well. Danny Dyer ‘The Prick’s Prick’ 👏🏻
😂😂😂
Omg, it was funny though. I bet Danny either kicked off or laughed his ass off.
''Can i be your friend?''
What a brilliant comedian he is, never stopped laughing the whole time he was talking. LMAO.
Looks like Jonathan Ross has finally got the hang of this. No interrupting or trying to outdo or embarrass his guest. Good interview.
He's a tit of the highest order, Awful interviewer!
Johnathan knows not to push him to much or Kevin could do a segment of him for his next show. 😂ask poor Danny
Long live the role of the comedian in life, without the ability to laugh at itself, society will never hear the truth, and Kevin Bridges is a true exponent of one of lives great gifts.
this was like a interview from the old days of chat shows, no loaded questions or fun games, just one to one funny chat
The way he said avocados 🤣💀
"Have you still got my ACDC T-Shirt?", love this guy
Haha Danny dyer there, even although kev called him the pricks prick
Lol I'm sure Danny can take a joke I hope he can lolol
Mark Oneill who cares. Not as if he’s well ard
His best routine
Was thinking the same thing mate 🤣🤣
Mark Oneill Same
At my former company (in the Netherlands) i had a Scottish colleague, and whenever he called in, we couldn't understand him... so we just asked him to send a mail instead. ..in around 50% we didn't understand what he was writing either.. having said that, i understood about 98% of what Kevin said here, while in his stand-ups it's about 85%.. not too bad for a non-native English speaker i think..
In England they speak English, in Wales they speak Welsh and in Scotland they speak Gibberish.
@@James-st9uu It's weird. England is the only country where the people can't speak their own language.
@@njduff98 Scotland is not England....
@@James-st9uu In Scotland the ones you don't understand speak Scots(roughly 1.5m{Mostly far far Northern} of 5million Scots) - which isn't Gaelic, isn't English, isn't anything but Scots. The rest of us speak English with an accent. I don't understand how English people can't understand the accent when you have accents like Newcastle and Liverpool down there. People in glass houses, pal.
@@brianbru It was only banter, I have never come across a Scot who I havent been able to understand.
Kevin bridges is the funniest young comedian I’ve ever seen
I seriously think that whenever Kevin Bridges imitates an English accent, he's imitating Jonathan Ross
If only we’d gotten to see that impression in this clip!
You mean "Talkin' like a bender"?
Nah. It’s some prick from Lemmington Spa
Amazing to see him on the Jonathan Ross show lol. He's truly a made man now. I'm happy for him 👍
I second this comment 👍👍👍😜🏴🦄🎣😁🤞✌️
hes been on loads of times was even on the bbc version of the show , hes been a made man for a while now
This is 2 yrs old tho btw
I haven't seen his material of the last half year or so but if he keeps at the stories of being a roustabout from Glasgow, it's going to wear thin quickly. Canada has (had) Russell Peters, who sold out both The Apollo and Madison Square Gardens. His schtick was being a South Asian in Canada, mocking the blend of cultures, the accent, his father trying to fit in to suburban Toronto. Over and over, every appearance. It was cringy like the generation before, when some black comedians couldn't get past telling stories to white audiences about being black. Nothing topical or relatable. Now, I don't know anybody personally who has brought up the name Russell Peters in about 5 years.
He's a regular on Wossy.
I went up to Glasgow to watch his show live from Essex, brilliant comedian
If he was live in Essex why did you go to Glasgow to watch him?
@@booker0110 Missus is Glaswegian, she got it for me for either an Xmas or birthday present (can’t remember at the time) and there was no shows by me at the time lol
I never expected Kevin to do such a good southern English accent.
Kevin is the master of accents...I love it when he does an American one!
I was struggling quite a bit to understand his accent at the beginning but he still cracked me up like nobody else. Now, I think I finally got the hang of it and can appreciate him at the fullest
I love people making the effort. He's worth it.
I can translate for you😂
He is a brilliant story teller and social commentator. And funny to boot!
All scottish people have to accommodate the rest of you when we talk. Its exhausting. It's like having to use a certain tone with a dog to get it to do what you want. Lol
It's like teaching toddlers how to pronounce the letter 'r' It's not another 'a', it's not a vowel, it's a ruddy consonant Consonant (n) : a basic speech sound in which the breath is at least partly obstructed (in this case by the tongue) and which can be combined with a vowel to form a syllable. 'ah' or 'eh' is not a consonant I guess it's just us Scots that know how to use our tongues properly
I think it’s exposure. The more exposure you have to an accent the easier it is to hear. That’s why Americans have so much trouble because their media is mainly American. I find most Aussies can understand most accents. Old mate who served him would probably be a rare occurrence.
@@smokeyjoe7251 We sure do! Lol.
@@AmberMarrrie Yeah, Hollywood and even English media rarely cover Scottish accents, there's not that many big Scottish actors in comparison to English/American.
It's kinda like were treated as a minority in some way, like, a Scottish accent in a movie is a bit of a tokenensim, unless it's Trainspotting or a film made in Scotland.
This guy really is a very likeable comic and he's found like a new sense of confidence recently, he is going to take over the UK. Very clever guy, incredibly funny at the same time.
I've never seen two guys that look so much like how they sound
Those lights look a bit hot for a Scotsman.
hes on the beak
Got more light in those 10 minutes than in a whole year in Scotland.
He got a severe sunburn
He seemed to suddenly dry up a bit at one point. I assume there was a commercial break and some lackey dabbed him down and powdered him up.
Oh and the sun just beams down in England !!!! Ye tit
"The Great British Rewire" needs to be a real show! :D
@Audrey Buchan Not sure what you're commenting about. I quoted Kevin word for word.
mytube001 when you get there, if you run inti any Glasgow Rangers fans you should chant “ooh ah up the RA” as it means ‘up the Rangers’, they appreciate the care taken with their culture
This guy got me through lockdown. Hilarious. Respect.
Danny dyer just sitting there thinking 'can i be your friend'
I absolutely adore his accent, don't try to change it Kevin!..LOL
Had the same issue in Manchester trying to ask for a hot food menu in a wee cafe, the frustration was rippin out me, started saying mad things like bacon "butty" to try and make the woman understand.
did you not just ask for a bacon roll
@@ScottishRebel I tried that, i tried roll and sausage then sausage roll amongst other things all met with a blank look like i was speaking a foreign language, the cafe was also pretty busy so i wasnt tring to be in there all day trying to get her to understand me so i got pissed off and rage quit the cafe and fucked off back to Scotland
@@johnhiggins8221 still remember a mcdonalds in manchester refusing to take my dads scottish money back in 2012
@@ScottishRebel aw don't even get me started on that haha had that issue in Essex years ago in a bar
@@ScottishRebel sometimes when you say a roll they think those little hard breakfast rolls, no' a big soft bap.
Glad to see this dude's back. He should be pumping his content on platforms like Netflix, haven't heard of anyone putting stuff out on DVDs in a while X'D
this was from 2018, says in the description
@@CaptainAMAZINGGG :(
Yeah his funniest show is on BBC iPlayer but so many people still haven't seen it and won't bother with BBC. If it went on Netflix I think he would be a lot bigger than he is.
Probably the funniest guy in the UK right now?
Netflix only does American comedians and the odd huge British comedian
In grade 8 (~14 years old) in Canada, I would translate for a new school mate from Dundee. The teacher would ask a question, Stu would put up his hand, be acknowledged, stand up like we did back then and answer the question. The teacher just froze with a blank stare, Stu remained standing and the class was dead quiet and the atmosphere awkward. I put my hand up, was acknowledged, etc. and offered "I think what Stuart means is.... ." Then I looked at Stu, he said "Aye." The teacher said "Oh, that's right," and history class resumed. I had the best shot at helping out because of growing up with a Glaswegian father and having visited my relatives in Glasgow a few times. But it barely prepared me for the Dundee accent.
Stu is lucky he got out thatsrug infested hell hole. 😂 It's now full of people that aren't white, became the most dangerous city in a Scotland (overtaking Glasgow) and has one of the shortest life expectancies
Awww i love him, the Mount Everest of a Comedian
Poor danny had to sit there and shut it knowing big Kev.I.n shredded him a new a$$hole at one point 😂😂😂 love it
Hahahaaaa aye the big kev.i.n
remember it well. Danny is the prick's Prick, and the Rangers V Celtic bit. I wondered how Danny or Kev felt when they walked in and saw each other?
Doesn’t change regardless of success , still one of us x
I’m from Swindon no one wants to come here really
It's a shit hole, but it's our shit hole.
SirKermy let me shake that little green hand sirkermy
I'm an Australian - I've been to Swindon. It's famous for some big fu*king train in the middle of the city, isn't it? Nationwide Building Society HQ, conceding 100 goals in an EPL season and having the balls to make Paolo Di Canio its manager......I'm right aren't I? See, everyone has something.
Serge Knezevic big train in the middle of the city? Something tell me someone googled Swindon and just took a guess on a few things ? Am I right ?
@@connorohoare7470 Not true......I've been there, honestly I have!
6:07 for title
I'm German and for me it is indeed quite hard to understand his accent. But I get used to it and understand more and more. I'd say about 80 % by now. And I think he's brilliant. Definitely extremely likeable chap. I think I would have understood him and give him some water. :-D
I just read your entire post in a Jürgen Klopp style accent. Not sure why, but when I realised my inner monologue was giving you an accent I laughed out loud. An actual lol. Cheers.👍
Love kevin bridges humour always on point.
Love Kevin soo much The best of Scotland 🥰
I have a high level of English for a non native, however, understanding him is not the easiest task to achieve. I'll make it my goal not only to understand but to speak like him too. I'll get there.
Go to where he’s from in Glasgow to practice your accent on the locals, I’m sure they’ll love it !
@@charliejim11 I don't know if this was sarcasm, but I'd really love to lol
@@LKBeatbox sarcasm or not it's the best way to learn accent.Us Scots are great with foreigners , it's only each other we hate.
Well the best thing would be to move to Glasgow.
@@1nikg I would definitely love to go tthere my friend. It would 100% be a dream come true
Kevin. You are a treasure. A credit to Scotland. Well done never forget your origines. Felicitations.
I'm from Birmingham, went to London. Tried to order pint of cider.. They kept thinking I was saying soda... In the end I was like gimme a fucking strongbow
Danny Dyer “the pricks prick” sitting there hahahahahaha
Kev's right about us Aussies not having an ear for Scots. The first time I met a school chum's Scottish father he asked me 'who do you love?' My chum had to to translate it to 'where do you live?'
@Orion Yer, well, that's just, like, your opinion, Man.
I love Kev, he's brilliant. I was also thinking that's what the US forces did with Bin Laden's body before dumping it in to the sea. I can't imagine them standing with their heads bowed in respect.
Neither can I, why would you respect someone who killed thousands of your people?
Respectful sendoff my arse 😂🤣😂 i bet Kevin Bridges was much closer to what actually happened.
Then you reeeally need to have a look at places like starbucks and facebook. Virtue signaling is their national sport, and they are BEYOND olympic at it. If there's something they can shame you for, they won't stop until even your grandchildren commit seppuku in shame. If even ONE soldier or sailor had done something to the body, someone would leak it, and The View would make such an example of them their last name would become an adjective like Cosby or Mengele.
@@InservioLetum Wtf are you mumbling on about?
@@simpsonplays7296 ..and all paid for by CIA. The irony.
Quality. Good ole Kevin.
Always a pleasure to see "Mr Brrrudges"..magic...👏👏😂😂😂
6:07 Barack Obama story
The real hero
Good man cheers 👍
The rest of it was funny so if you’re a cock go straight to 6:07
Thx dude
TYVM.
Like we're bilingual 🤣🤣
The best thing about softening the accent to help folk understand it easier is that you can just as easily harden or thicken it if someones in need of being taken down a peg or two.
Tremendous interview
"I think when you do a big massive tour it's important to disconnect and just go somewhere where nobody knows you, or whatever. So I went to Madrid and did a course in Spanish." "Did ye? Aye."
I have an English accent and a waitress didn't understand me when I asked for water in California. I just made it worse when I said, it's comes out the tap! Wart-er / Warrrrrter.
Hahaha yup they never understand you saying water you have to like say waahh ter
I was in a restaurant in California and a waitress came to the table and asked. Would you like some water? I took my time, made sure I didn’t mumble and said one word “yes”. She stormed off saying she couldn’t understand us and demanded someone else serve us. Out came the afghani manager and the conversation flowed, understood each other perfectly.
@@poised00 Ooh she was having a bad day! Maybe if we spoke with a super posh English accent (like Hugh Grant) they might get it. More regional British accents obviously don't work!
didnt America invent the English language?.. 😆
I'm Irish I spent five minutes trying to buy butter off an Asian guy in a shop in England. He even showed me water at one stage. Eventually we got it and then he said butter exactly the same way I said it. He was so used to English people asking for "bahh arr" he didn't recognise it...
That last story where he hard to get an Englishman to translate so an Australian could understand him because his accent is so strong 🤪
Kevin Bridges is always awesome!
Never of this guy before but he's very talented. I've met a few Scots here in the states and man are they challenging to understand.
They funny part is that its challenging for you to understand them whilst I guarantee they are probably really trying to slow down and speak properly and more clearly as they speak to you . Not in any offensive way btw maye we realise people struggle with us and still struggle even when we are really trying kevin in this interview is speaking slowly 😂
As a non native speaker I felt bad I could only understand half of what he said. Now I feel better! 😅
Kevin Bridges is hilarious. As a Yank, I can understand 98% of what he says. Once in a while, I'll have to rewind to catch a word. I've shown my friends some of his videos, and they say, "What in the hell is he saying?" lol.
2:45 he missed the chance there to go “only English” 🤣
Danny Dyer, Kevin Bridges and Ross: the three most challenging people for an American to comprehend.
I'm American, but I like to think of myself as a cultured gentleman of the world. I've traveled (including Scotland), I teach international students, I read a book from time to time and try to keep up with world news. And yet I still have a hard time understanding this Glaswegian from time to time. I laugh anyway 🤣
@@D-A-K i relise i'm replying to a year old comment but as a glaswegian whos met alot if american tourists always got on great with them but loved ei ding them up a bit met a family who told me and my gf how the had been in London the previous week and couldn't belive how the brittish accent was so different from the scottish accent and i said the scottish accent (theres a few) is a brittish accent the were so confused and tired to argue the point with me that it wasn't before realising it was alot of americans automatically just think london is the brittish accent and england is the uk
That reminds me of when I bought a watch in Florida. The young girl assistant asked my name, I said ' Peter ' She said 'what? I said ' Peter ' she asked again then looked puzzled, ' can you spell that for me, I spelled it out P.E.T.E.R. Oh, ' Peeder 'she said.
I had a similar thing too, only in my case is was in my own home city in south London! I put something in the dry cleaners and the bloke behind the counter asked me my name so as to write it on the ticket, so I told him my first name and he started to write Sh. I then said no it was Sean, as in Sean Connery and spelt it out for him, which then had him read it aloud and pronounced it to rhyme with bean, as if a different spelling somehow changed my name and I had been saying it wrongly all these years.
I've never eaten an avocado. Guess I'll just need to wait until my DVD is released.
I love this man.
I'm from Glasgow - Swindon's a nice place, so are the people.
I love how Swindon is always a punchline 😂 I actually saw Kevin in Swindon Wyvern Theatre, years ago. He was class 👌🏻
Amma West Coast Banger fae Glesga annaw.. However, I'm here because I thought you said Swinton? Lol
Honger kong 😂😂😂
Pure class.
"That's putting it a bit StrongLY" lol
i had to translate my ozzy mate, so that scots could understand him, and im a kiwi :D
Bilingual too I see.
Damn, my dad died of frustration. A Glasgow Celtic fan, my dad moved the family to Edmonton Alberta in 1957. He started the Western Canada Soccer League and we had a team. I was 10, and it was awesome. We could understand my dad’s accent but not our friends. Yup. Frustration!
Your dad has good taste when it comes to football teams. I'm a Glasgow lad and love Celtic
@@neillyduffy2018 I thought he was a retired team member. So strong were his was “recollections “! Just like the story that Donovan lived down a few streets away. My poor mother had to wash the dirty uniforms every week! ( two sets of course ). Family and friends ran the concession and took tickets at the gate. We kids ran free and never had a bad moment. My dad was badass!
I love your dad for celtic he is part of our celtic family
You learnt Spanish? Oui 😂
The only modern comedian who makes an audience laugh out loud rather than politely titter as they adjust their knickers and text the baby sitter to sky+ David Attenborough
I don't really have a problem understanding Kevin, I just have to pay close attention. I do get lost when his topics get regional or even Glasgow-centric. I think he is an incredible comedian !
His wife is truly stunning.. yeah married in 2019
I really laughed with him,,, great comedian
Can’t beat a bit of toast 🤣
I always thought of Kevin as a Hard Man, like Danny wants to be.......
HARD ?? you once went to a surrey council estate and got scared?
Billy Connolly's legendary 1985 audience was shown again this week. Kevin is now the torch bearer for this kind of humour. Cannae whack it.
“Scousers on the run” haha
kevin bridges LEGEND needs to do more shows would love to see him live Johnathan Ross by far the best chat show host britain has to offer
That’s such a sad inditement of British culture, wheely wubbish!
bloody sad
“Have you done Europe?” Yeah, England and Scotland are not in your Europe of course.
Danny being there haha don't get me started on Eastenders ..ffs ..i instantly turn the channel over when that starts ..to something more enjoyable like ''The mating habits of a house fly '' 🤦♂️
"Danny Dyer now he's the Pricks' Prick isn't he" I love me some Kevin Bridges and I even love Danny Dyer😍😍😍
I have the luck to see Mr Bridges *cough* Wee Kev...at the De Montfort in Leicester......BEST Comedy I've seen since the Big Yin :D
I would pay money to watch Danny Dyer and Kevin Bridges having a discussion half pissed and an American trying to decipher it lol...! Awight guvnah ows tricks..gimme an over fakin beer me old China!! aee yah wee bastad need a kenna drink new Mar gotta get off herm to the bairns!
I take it you’re English 😂 because the translation would actually be, “Aye ya wee bastart geez a can then am aff hame tae the wains”😂😂
I'm Scottish and I'm having trouble trying to decipher what you just said never mind an American trying to do it 😂
James must be from Edinburgh then
James You’re not a real Scot then, are ye! If you can’t read that...there’s something very wrong.😂It reads as it sounds. Try it!🤔
Louise Barrowman ur deffo no fae Glasgow anyway 😂
I've had to have a German guy translate what I'm saying in English, into English so that Spanish people could understand what i'm saying.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Class !
The guy in the green room - his face! ‘How do I follow him’?! 😆
Who? Danny Dyer?
Gary is that his name? Yeah. He looked a bit uncomfortable. How exactly does someone follow Bridges? He was awesome!!
8:35 Holy shit. He can actually completely drop the accent. That’s .. kinda amazing.
He's not "dropping" the accent, he's putting on an English accent
@@InfinityOf6 yes dropping the Scottish accent to put on English
Here is one Australian that does not need anyone to "translate" anything Kevin or any other Scott has to say. I see it as a sign of laziness and ignorance that some people won't take the time to learn how to listen to people with strong accents... Pointed out as truth by the fact that most Americans don't understand him (or any other comedian that originates from North or west of London)
Calm down calm down
It is not really laziness and more a lack of exposure to hearing it, as well as not being able to make sense of any colloquialisms too. Although in some cases it is probably also arrogance where the listener feels that the Scottish person should the one to accommodate them and change things. Although if a Glaswegian were to say for example that someone was talking mince and then you asked a non-Glaswegian to interpret that, if they have never heard that expression before they would likely say that they do understand what it means. Yet ask them to repeat it back, and they probably will be able to word for word but might assume that they have wrongly done so because to them anyway, it does not seem to make sense. The Glaswegian would be talking er mince, if you like.
Danny Dyer sitting there thinking I could be Kevin bridges
Can't understand why people have a problem with his accent. He is the funniest guy I have seen for some time and after the Comedy Roadshow appearance I knew straight away he was going places. Kev I n is the man.
He's such a talented comedian, his story telling and the way he builds the joke is second to none in my opinion.
Awkward with Danny Dyer after his routine about Danny Dyer at the Glasgow derby!
awkward for who
Danny dyer the pricks prick
"Glasgow Derby" 😂 what a virgin
Oh fuck aye, was hoping he was gonna do his Danny Dyer impression at the end there!
You mean the old firm derby
After Billy Connolly he is one of the funniest comedian's to come out of the brittish Isles
i hope this was an attempt at a joke...
@FOMO FUD it wasn't a joke....billy connolly isn't funny...not even slightly
@@nickbrumwell5678 Billy Connelly is the father of stand up comedy :-Robin Williams.
Come on everybody knows it’s Celtic
@@lukaclutchdoncic8243 OH YEA 👍🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪
I had a similar experience in Europe and asked for a glass of water but I dropped the "t" when asking. It took a while and then I realised my mistake.
Quality guest.