John Malkovich Can't Cope With Aisling Bea's Malaysian Stand Up Story | The Jonathan Ross Show
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John Malkovich just wants to know what happened to the chicken...
Original Broadcast Date: 10 September 2016
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Absolutely adore her. Where are all the lively Irish girls who like Americans? Sign me up! John is also funny and an amazing actor.
Why are all female comedians so bitter and angry. She seems pretty enough. What's her deal. If I wanted to hear a woman whinge over nothing I'd go talk to my mother in law. Sigh. No offense to the ladies, but some of you really have never taken the "basic manners and social interactions" exam in your development. At all. Even the angirest most violent man will instinctively know that being a sourpuss is not what anybody wants to see.
Hey, great 👍 vid. I loved the joke 😂
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I love how a huge Hollywood star is perfectly happy listening intently to someone else speak and not detract attention from them....except when they need professional rescuing from an impertinent question...sheer class
a celeb who does not crave attention, rare.
I worked in Hollywood for 7 years in the 90's (I was no one in particular). The more famous the person, the more automatically they receive that respect, that regard, the attention, so the less hung up they are about it. Some of them are more naturally chill than others about it, but if you wanted a workable rule that described them as a culture, the "inverse respect/demand for respect" rule would work.
Sign of intelligence
@@AlanHandsome_ that too actually, very true.
yea like Cumberbitch on Graham Norton show recently talking about his really shit cowboy movie....can see on camera he miffed why Norton giving more attention the drag queen....made me giggle
She's fantastic 😂🤣 John is like the guy you love to chill w but could also be a serial killer 😂🤣
Noooo well mayybe 🙄
And I’m okay with that…
Totally
Exactly like his character in Con Air.
Lmao
John Malkovich is one of those people who exudes charisma without even doing anything.
That really long pause when he was telling his audition story was a great example. If it were anyone else it would have felt awkward, but I was just sitting here thinking "And then what??"
I just love him
I disagree... I don't find him charming at all, I find him incredibly intimidating; both on screen and off screen. Maybe some people find that alluring.
@stuart Munnery No. intuition is an excellent tool to help keep us safe from people/places. Maybe I'd feel differently if I met him in person, but I'd be surprised.
I don't know who John M is or what he has done, so on face value, on this clip, he comes across to me as quite boring.
Seeing John Malkovich crying with laughter is unusual but unbelievably funny
A+
i think he was just literally crying at being trapped on the couch having to listen to this D-lister talk about herself
"...but you'd lost one..." He's actually paying attention. Rare in a celebrity.
well, one could argue, it's because it was about boobs. lol
@@damhood2033 somehow I don't think Malkovich is all that interested in boobs...
@@Green28142814 Well that's a twist!
It was actually cool to see that they had good chemistry. It would be great if they kept in touch. Don't forget that jack Whitehall keeps in touch with Harrison ford because they both did graham norton together. His story about that with Jenifer Lawrence was hilarious
@@Green28142814 -- I don't know. I think that's just his affect. He's been married for over 3 decades & has two kids. That's a sh*tload of trying to pass in environment that really wouldn't care if he were gay.
I love Aisling Bea ! What an ambassador for Ireland ! So articulate and hilariously funny too well done Aisling !
Have to say, I haven't met many Irish people who AREN'T ambassadors for their country. Generally very good people.
Nice words as an Irishman thank you !
Ikr
@@al201103 I have met a few, but they compensated by being quite funny :)
I love that the corniest joke is what got him to break.. Malkovich is really one of a kind..
Every single person is one of a kind though... he's not that special.
@@shoelacedonkey 😄
@@shoelacedonkey holy 💩🥵
John Malkovich: What a lovely man. Polite, attentive and not afraid to really enjoy the craic!
Words I never thought I'd type: Aisling Bea and John Malkovich have GREAT chemistry with each other.
Well she tried very hard, I mean not in a bad way, she was very flirtious with him :>)
I didn’t know who she was, but I am an instant fan. And the chemistry was so perfect!
Indeed!
She has chemistry with everybody :p
She is Irish and he is Croatian, so they are keeping up the tradition 😀
Why did I love watching John Malkovich watch someone else? He was so intent and polite. Love that guy. And she's hilarious and just really, really beautiful.
Exactly!
Well said 😊
Agreed
That's because everyone wants to step through the tiny door
You're just being John Malkovich if you love watching John Malkovich watch someone else.
"I was in Holby City, John. We'll do selfies, later." She's fabulous and I love how he allows her charm to wash across him. They've secretly decided the show is now theirs and Jonathan can fade for all anyone cares.
Were they flirting? I definitely got the sense from her to him. Her hand so close to him on the guest seating, I watched to see if he just might slightly brush against her hand, and no he the gentleman kept his composure.
@@Faithfulservant123 Behave she was just been herself shes a warm friendly gorgeous person , i think you need to get out more .
Hahahaha! So true 🙌🏽 Maybe the best interviews I’ve ever seen ❤️
@@Faithfulservant123 That's just how Irish people are. They are naturally charming.
Jonathan's a guest on their show now
I keep watching from 6:27 to the end, over and over. It's so cute the way John giggles at the absurdity of Aisling's jokes. I don't love all performers, but these folks are gems.
Every single time I see John Malkovich, I always feel some kind of eerie yet peaceful presence.. he has such a powerful gaze, and the way he looks is almost like he judges each word you utter or movement you make.
Yeah, and they way he talks in enchanting. Like some sort of spell that dazzles you.
He's like a benevolent Robert California
That’s cause he is totally present in YOUR moment when every other celebrity is not interested in your moment but only theirs. Join is listening to Aisling’s interview without a single though about when is it his turn....that’s why he comes across like that cause is a class act and a decent dude.
Malcovich is actually a rabid zionist and racist....but he keeps that quiet for shows like this.
@@bertplank8011 And you got your qualification as a Judge, when? "actually" he isn't. Go back to believing your anti-vaxx conspiracies.
She's one of the few people that can break Malkovichs thespian persona and humanize him.
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As an Irish person I love her, she's doing us proud. As a Northerner I want to hear her accent.
How did she do it?
She’s brilliant! How could you not love her? 💜👍
I just love her. She reminds me of my Irish grandmother who could have everyone laughing hysterically before Gramma could finish her story.
She is like that though isn’t she - an old grandmother trapped in a young person’s body. She has an _old soul_ as some would say.
@@PurushaDesa in my experience every young irish person is an old grandmother trapped in a young person's body
@@darkale658 My eyes jumped from a comment about Being John Malkovich to this and now I'm not sure where I am.
She is like the friend everyone wants. She is hilarious
Smart, funny, and attractive. I’d be friends with her.
Sounds really boring and annoying to me 🤷🏼♂️ don’t think would be able to stand her more than 15-30 seconds..
WHAT ,,,,,,are you serious ???
She's the perfect woman.
@@thegoodthebadandtheugly579 Chill, that's not going to be a problem.
Just to point out the brilliance of Aisling Bea: she made John Malkovitch tear up from laughing. she’s a goddess.
She isnt funny at all
ains brittain No one is funny to everyone, no matter who they are.
@@ainsbrittain8954 to you, obviously she is to a lot of people judging by most of the comments.
Her standup routines don't always go over well, but her conversation, peppered with comedy, is hilarious.
I can't believe I've never seen her before. She's amazing.
Her nervousness I suspect from being in such company on that sofa is well channeled to her Irish charm here, steals the show 💚🍀
What's strange is John Malkovich seems to have the same accent in english and in french. John Malkovich _is_ an accent. I like it. Keeps you on the edge of the seat though, but it's still good.
yeah, it's called VOICE and his voice is indeed amazing
Some can’t do other accents. Ever heard Sean Connery not be Scottish?
What a funny lass. There was chemistry between her and John you could see it in the way they were constantly shifting to face each others body (well maybe it was mostly her turning towards him) but making John laugh is probably no small feat so well done to her.
Aising: "At first I thought I was going to have to get my wops up, but, uhmm" John: "But you lost one" Comic timing genius....
Can you explain the joke?
@@bartoni79 At the start she explained she had a part in a hospital drama playing the part of a woman who'd had an exploding boob job and he was referencing that.
@@zombieman81 ah yes I remember now. Thanks
Someone once stopped the Queen when she was shopping alone in Scotland and told her that she “looked very much like the Queen”. Her response was, “That’s very reassuring.”
That's hilarious 😂
She was very quick witted and sharp.
she’s a great story teller. Even when it’s long, you’re just hooked.
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Meh....😂 little annoying
Irish
She's Irish, it's in the blood
With her it's always long. Insufferably so.
I love her, she's just naturally funny. Johns Malkovich's reaction is priceless.
She is so hilarious! I cant help chuckling all the time listening to her stories! Life of the party indeed!
Aisling had me laughing anyway, but I lost it when John was crying laughing. I was in tears myself. That was so funny haha.
Bea has crazy spontaneous come backs!! She's awesome!
Nice deflection on the "Are you single?" question Aisling.
@Tabo Beeran 7:11
Actually thought John’s response to her saying “I will go out with you!” Was even better. Ask about the irrelevant stupid joke she didn’t finish.
It was a great response to a dumb sexist question. Was he planning to ask her if she was having children too.
She is a gem
@Donald Piniach < The most fun at parties
John is Mr Cool.. I love his laid back approach to answering... We don't see him laugh very often so it was good to see him laughing at Aislings stories
Two intelligent, articulate and genuinely amusing people. And Jonathan Ross. 🤣
Ha, you've just listed three things that Jonathan 'Woss' will never be, even if he thinks the opposite is true, about himself !
"Why, What's Wrong Wiv Wossy?" 😂👍
Always liked him as an actor and I can see why he is good. He’s a good listener. He and Aisling look like they are on their first date.
"I don't feel seeeexy anymooooore" OMG I can't BREEEEEEAAAATHE
She's just totally natural, could craic on all day, top stuff.
This was legitimately one of the funniest interviews I've ever seen. The dumbest joke got Malkovich to shoulder-shake laugh.
Hot too
brian quinn• I saw her first.
Yes, but behind the "natural" part is years of hard work and skill in comedy, acting, and story-telling.
I love these two. I’d watch hours of them hanging out and just talking. They’re both amazing in their own ways.
John just really wants to know what it's like when you've got an exam and your mother takes a chicken to the temple.
I've never seen John laugh so much. Aisling Bea is a funny lady and beautiful.
@Sam MaloneyREALLY? What EVER do you mean?
@Sam Maloney except he ain't getting paid to act here
@Sam Maloney To promote whatever they're doing obviously, but they can y'know, be thereselves.
I think I can make a pretty good case for Aisling Bea as the beautiful woman alive.
He rubbed his eyes a few times. Makes me think he's very tired. Being very tired can make a person giddy or more likely to find something funny.
John Malkovich falling in love with Aisling Bea like the rest of us
I've never heard of this woman before I clicked the video... and now I'm in love omg she's so beautiful, witty and charming. Not many people can make Malkovich break like that - he has a very "thespian" persona which some people can find very stiff and intimidating. But Aisling makes the man seem more human than how people see him and I adore that.
Check out Taskmaster Series 5 here on KZhead. She’s on it and she’s wonderful.
I’ve enjoyed this interview so much that this is my third viewing. Love Johns laugh.
John malkovich in Red and Red 2, one of my favourite movie characters of all time, he's brilliant..
Everything she says is hilarious. What a great storyteller!!!
So clear she’s completely in aw of John and how much chemistry I felt personally from the two. How she made John cry in laughter. Wow. This is a point in two peoples lives where they meet and either they take the chance or don’t. It was nice to see that moment in two peoples lives. He did seem to recognize this woman can make him laugh. Amazing. 🥰
have a look at .43 secs , she has her hand turned almost backwards "pointing" at john's crotch, she probably didnt even realize she was doing it , body language is very telling, and she is leaning towards him as well, another sign of " i want you" spotting these signs makes it easier to get girls if you get good at it....
@@peterolsen9131 girls sometimes, on your occasion, surely point out crotch only to speak with that as they might realize you are one of those whose brain s down there.
I did not feel the same energy as you. Friendly but not more than friendly.
He's so underrated in con air as cyrus the virus. He was so good but it never gets mentioned enough imo
Abso-frickin-lutely he is THE reason why I watched it more than once.
@@laeinea "Tell them or the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing around your rotting corpse!"
He was just being John Malkovich
Malkovitch Malkovitch Malkovitch. Malkovitch?
I see what you did there.
Lumibear Doesn’t he sound like this
Looking like John Malkovich is not difficult. Heck, from certain angles, even Leo Susskind looks like John Malkovich. But No-One could sound like John Malkovich. He’s got one of the most unique voices I’ve even heard. A superb actor, too.
I find the way he talks kinda fascinating. Aisling is a good story teller. Very down to earth
Aisling Bea is brilliant. I could listen to & watch her for hours. Her humour is the best.
John Malkovich was absolutely hysterical in Space Force!
Scott Baxendale wasn’t he? Great show, I loved it. Can’t wait for more episodes 😋
This is a sign ..i must watch this show.
Worth a watch?
I loved that series, the first episode was a bit so so, but it picked after that for sure.
I probably would have stopped watching space force were it not for John Malkovich.
They are both so similar to each other. Aisling is hilarious and so infectious, her humour feels so natural, it's a true reflection of her own personality, she is like it on stage too, John is naturally funny too, and like Aisling, he doesn't try either >.
John Malkovich is by far one of my favorite actors. I would love to see him play more scary psychotic roles. He has a very odd delivery that can be quite off putting. I think he would play the role fantastically.
The next Hannibal Lector
Have you seen Dangerous Liaisons?
He is wonderful in Mary Reilly!♥️
She is effortlessly funny, love it.
John is either not a jerk who interrupts women when they speak, or he's like the rest of us and could liksten to Aisling all day.
Bit of both - John's a gentleman and Aisling is charming af
Reading the body language coming from Asiling towards John, she would deffo go out with him. But to be fair, so would I.
That’s sexist
Not a jerk who interrupts _people_ when they speak, you mean.
Why not both?
John Malkovich and Aisling Bea should be in a movie together.
Bea Aisling John Malkovich
Aii a blue movie 🎥
Looked to me like Aisling wanted to be in bed with John let alone a movie .
They should make a Red 3 and have her in it 🤷♂️
Yes.... make a movie 'Being Aisling Bea'.
At one point I was a bit like “come on John, speed up” because I’m so used to talking fast and hearing people speak quickly. My country folk (the Welsh) like to speak ridiculously fast some times. It’s a breath of fresh air and quite calming to actually encounter someone who speaks more slowly. The irritation soon ebbs away and my soul and heart is calmed 💚
I'm welsh and felt the same 🤦♀️
To be clear, while doing work in Toronto in 2013 Malkovich 'saved the life' of an elderly man after 77-year-old Jim Walpole fell and cut his neck open...a real mensch. Sure hope we get to see more of Aisling also!
She is hysterical, love her.
this is an interview though hard to tell
I like how J M tried to divert the 'you're single aren't you' conversation.
He was married living in France. Don't know if he still is. He wasn't wearing his ring
For whatever reason I had no idea who this woman was, but she's absolutely amazing
Really? Watch her stand-up it's amazing!
@@anitagee3362 Or You Tube. Start by searching for "WILTY".
Same here! Now I’ve spent part of my morning looking at her standup on KZhead.
Glyn Thomas Thx for the tip!
How do you not know her, have you watched Tv in the past few years or so?
I’ve watched this multiple times, she’s still hilarious.
Hope Aisling got paid well, she carried this whole damn show. Every question he asked her was soooo bad! Lmao love her and John.
She carried because she cut in when he spoke, it was kind of sad to watch actually...
Zuzu she’s the guest, she’s there to talk
@@SapphireZukotu it was her interview, he would’ve had his interview before she came on.
Honestly, I don't even pay any attention to the host but the guests are great
Monopolized the whole damn show is more like it, Malkovich's measured delivery never stood a chance. Like watching a coked-up tap dancer stomp a meditating monk.
Aisling and Malkovich being extremely professionally changing the subject when JR asks an inappropriate question.
Agree, was pretty tone deaf from JR 🙄
it wasn't inappropriate, it's a chat show.
agreed with both, in the UK esp with british shows u can swear too. and be inappropriate as you'd like, unless its off camera, they probably did a whole hour and like many tv dramas, they cut off 20mins of good stuff and left the rest in, notice this with Graham Norton's talk show lol
Inappropriate if they dodge they topic, appropriate if they did. Is this how this game is played? I call them cowardly for dodging the question, because that’s what it is. The fact they did it so deftly show they are well practiced in dodging difficult questions. Some would call that a lack of integrity.
I didn't hear an inappropriate question.
I’m starting to fall in love with Aisling. She’s such a gorgeous delight.
I tried watching Aisling doing stand-up and I don't find her funny. But whenever she gets into a social environment such as a panel show or an interview she just transforms into this incredibly witty and funny person. She is amazing! If I was ever asked "If you could invite anybody in in the world to a dinner party..." question she would be the first person to pop into my mind. Absolutely incredible talent and love her to bits. Put her into the right environment and she will flourish. I hope she will grace our screens for years to come. Phillip.
Love the Irish woman. Sense of humor that could get a laugh during the apocalypse.
She is hilarious! Great personality , funny, and gorgeous!
I love her so much. Genuine, funny, beautiful and so down to earth.
This Woman has matured into a really really good entertainer, 7 months after this interview she has gone from strength to strength.
You gotta learn how to present yourself lol Say some zany memes
Lolol strength to strength always makes me think of Alan Partridge. 😂
He missed a joke. Should have said his only audition was for Being John Malkovich!
Except that film was written FOR him.
@@borismuller86 Huh. So stating that the only role he had to audition for was a movie that was famously written for him and has his name in the title would be an absurdist subversion of expectations following on a straight faced setup. What do you call those again?
@@borismuller86 r/woooosh
@@borismuller86 Nothing slips past you, Boris.
@@OhZordan I'm sorry to say, but if he didn't get OP's OBVIOUS, "absurdist subversion of expectations following on a straight faced setup", I have little faith in him getting yours.
"i was on this show by merit.." lolol
Is there anything more uplifting than John Malkovich laughing? 🤣
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Such great chemistry between these two, great interview!
"did she hand me ham?" lmaoooo this killed me
The juicy sound effects got me..😆
"I AM HAM" 😂😂
It was disgusting and hilarious
PMSL...." Did she just hand me Ham?" 😂😆😂😆
John Malkovich one of the most under rated actors of our time LOVE HIM
You must be high, who said he is under rated. One of the Hollywood icon you are talking about please be respectful.
@@onurbingol6498 Improve your Reading Comprehension the word Underrated means not Valued or Respected enough.
@@teresafoster5818 was joking woman 🤣🤣🤣. After than ,they keep saying our IQ level same level. 🤪🤪🤪
Malcovich underrated? By who??
I must comment on this he is so revered and respected when he comes into a room or on set it's like parting of the seas and everyone just like puts her back to the wall and let the king stroll through he's amazing I fell in love with him when he did dangerous liaisons and you bought it that he was the sexiest most desirable person on the planet he's so good and he is he's got "IT" there hasn't been one person that I've come across when I say I find him to be the sexiest person alive everyone gets it and it's called the it factor he has it his voice is in toxicating He IS DELICIOUS YUMMY! 😜
Aisling is hilarious!! So funny, charismatic and such an amazing accent!
Love his new role on Space Force quite a bit, great dynamic and great chemistry between he and Steve.
Never heard of her till this, but wow! Stunning! I’ll watch for her in future
It’s sweet she looks at him with such respect.
I'm kinda in love with John Malkovich for years since ' dangerous liaisons! Dangerous he has everything except much hair! That dominance in almost every role he plays! His articulation says he's a great stage actor, he does theater even better than films! He lives for years in France and Jonny Depp is one of his best friends who lived there too a long time and John told in the late 90s how cool it was there in France and they made tons of theater shows. Such a shame I never could see any of their productions live. I know every film of John. Some films he played in weren't always great films but his acting a 1000 % always! Intelligent man! I also like him when he's not playing a role. Great guy and always attractive!
She is an absolutely funny, lovely person. Mr M is always a delight.
"I AM THE HAM!" haha
I like the way John is so attentive and interested in Aisling when she explains things to him. Aisling is hilarious and John is one super cool dude.
Is it just me, or would Aisling and John be great in a movie together 🥰?!
Just you
John Malkovich is my guilty pleasure, could listen to his voice forever ❤️❤️
No guilt needed Lynda. He is mesmerising.
Creepy
@@susanjewitt8535 ♥️♥️♥️
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Her charm is like powerfull magic, resistance is futile, she has those two grown men in the palm of her hand🤣 effortlessly
Really?
In another dimension I might be annoyed that a 9-minute video only had about 7 seconds of what the title describes, but here in the real world I could listen to Aisling Bea forever. Having lived in Ireland for years I am always comforted by how Irish she is - sounds stupid but her banter abilities are off the charts. Absolutely the type of person you’d have a pint (or several) with. Love that she’s not intimidated by John Malkovich, at least doesn’t appear so.
This - for whatever reason - is what KZhead offered up after a friend's father's funeral memorial slideshow video. And it was the perfect thing, that I probably never would have come across otherwise. So thank you to the KZhead algorithm gods, and to Aisling Bea, John Malkovich, and Jonathan Ross for all of their awesomeness.
She's describing a sort of Malaysian Michael McIntyre.
lol
foekist or not as the case may be....
Rather than the normal asian Michael McIntyre 😂
@@Charlieb82 both not funny
yes, but with talent.
wow, I just found her and she's excellent! What a hoot and what a great guest.
During John's outtro story he said a punchline that I thought would make the audience erupt in laughter! Dead silence. No one wants to miss a word. He's such a great actor!
She's hilarious, I'd love to see her stand-up someday.
I love JM. Hes so talented and unique
I love her! She's got a great spirit about her!
"Oh, yes he would!" :D Oh gosh golly, this was wonderful. Aisling is such a darling and John's like the coolest dude. I enjoyed this greatly.
She is Adorably Funny!!! Netflix needs to giver her, her standup special!🥰🤪😎👍🏻🤗
The look of frozen "me too" terror on Jonathans face when she said, I will not go out with you I thought I was on this show by merit.
And than completely ignoring JR for a while. :-)
Whoever the girl was she was a good story teller with great delivery. I hope she does well in her career.
Aisling Bea, she's been in a couple of comedy programmes that I've seen and on quite a few comedy quiz shows, so I think she's doing well. She's certainly well known in the UK now. (Edit, she's actually been in a lot of TV programmes, just not ones that I've watched).
Only Aisling Bea could compel me to watch Jonathon Ross. She's so friggin' funny!