From the album Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition), out now: smarturl.it/MTBMBDLX eminem.com / eminem / eminem / eminem shadyrecords.com / shadyrecords / shadyrecords / shadyrecords
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Billie Eilish : where is my birthday present 🎁 Eminem : Alfred's theme
@bishalchand44933 жыл бұрын
Eu sei que você está traduzindo isso
@Santos-fy6ly3 жыл бұрын
RIP Bille Eilish
@Zedo_v123 жыл бұрын
she is DEAD after this
@Ivannbeats3 жыл бұрын
@@Ivannbeats It wasnt a diss..
@ShadyUniverse3 жыл бұрын
@Lars Horvat nah he didnt
@ShadyUniverse3 жыл бұрын
If you start this song at 11:57:47 pm on the night before your birthday you will start your b-day with em saying Happy birthday on Midnight
@ashorawsen71083 жыл бұрын
I gotta try that sometime
@richiewells253 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@hitsquad59783 жыл бұрын
I will use this information Wisely
@Wooldrog3 жыл бұрын
(2:13)
@slavdog31803 жыл бұрын
This comment deserves a Pin! XD
@yaktd57043 жыл бұрын
NOBODY is lyrically better than Eminem. His wordplay is incredible.
@MrBrandon3303 жыл бұрын
@@mackattack6861 That's true but I guess that's the space he's in now.
@MrBrandon3303 жыл бұрын
His lyrics are ass now this beat is some Disney type shit Eminem is only good at rapping fast and without air he needs good bars
@lilchungus283 жыл бұрын
Lupe Fiasco is more lyrical than Eminem.
@zassafrasspeedruns3 жыл бұрын
@@lilchungus28 you better be joking
@ericscott93 жыл бұрын
@@ericscott9 you’re a child you only like Eminem because he raps fast his lyrics are mostly garbage and he relies on the fact that he can rap fast
@lilchungus283 жыл бұрын
See you after 7 years when this becomes nostalgic
@youcefkrim63403 жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@lawless98133 жыл бұрын
Lenneyyyyyyyy
@eddzv89063 жыл бұрын
I'll be here!
@Hubert693 жыл бұрын
WhO lIsTeNiNg In 2030??
@nghtwng15723 жыл бұрын
I’ll be 20. Welp
@saulgoodman80273 жыл бұрын
“I check my ball hair just to make sure it’s all there”😂 Eminem quote of the year
@Nobody-yi9rj3 жыл бұрын
Made me laugh a lot.
@berzerkdude57553 жыл бұрын
it’s a reference to a song where he says “If I ever give a fuck I’ll shave my nuts” implying he never gave a fuck. Just a fun fact for you
@Skeleton-732 жыл бұрын
It's not ball hair it's bald hair how he pronounced the word he says that he is checking that if he going bald or not
@mecha103himanshubaware32 жыл бұрын
@@Skeleton-73 that's a cool fact, I would have never guessed that.
@lance12342 жыл бұрын
@@Skeleton-73 I think it was criminal
@interestingrobot924710 ай бұрын
- Dad, why mom named my sister Rose? - Cause she loves those flowers, son - Thanks dad -No problem Alfred's Theme [Official Audio]
@King-id4yj3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sesshomarutomioka92203 жыл бұрын
LOL
@nilanavesa3 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. Can someone please explain?
@Niceguyhidden3 жыл бұрын
@@Niceguyhidden she likes the song
@yourmotheryesnt82873 жыл бұрын
@@Niceguyhidden the mother likes flowers so she called her daughter rose The father likes alfred's theme [official audio] so he calls him the name of the song
@dogensuch3 жыл бұрын
2024 anyone?
@farbodlazey24553 ай бұрын
Here
@The_unheared_echoАй бұрын
Here
@MacintoshsucksatcodingАй бұрын
Here
@adrianchonchoАй бұрын
Yes, it's 2024 on planet earth. Which planet are you?
@sunnybossynarksАй бұрын
Ye
@TTuxadeeАй бұрын
This will forever be a classic, still bumps in 2022. It takes me back to late 2020
@mikeb.13002 жыл бұрын
Still bumps 2 months since you left that comment, yup that equals forever. I mean you’re probably right but 2 years isn’t a long time 😂
@RyanDaMannn2 жыл бұрын
Damn bro we blastin shots up in here? But I felt it too, I'ma throw you into the 1600s now...let me know what they use as Toilet paper because damn...I dunno if I could wipe with a live squirrel but it is efficient, they just clean off and come back for more...VS tree murder anyway😶
@CatAndOrHatMan Жыл бұрын
2023 and it still slaps hard
@greggayres7 ай бұрын
was about to comment this
@mihaelvuk62156 ай бұрын
2024 and it still slaps hard@@greggayres
@islandsbeeyt95874 ай бұрын
Old Eminem vibes🔥🔥🔥
@siyabongakonile62723 жыл бұрын
All of it. The youngins don't get it. This type of shit was so beyond anything we'd heard back then. Loving it ❤
@Wouldyoujust_3 жыл бұрын
@@Wouldyoujust_ Honestly this is 🔥 but I think the older albums are better, The Real Slim Shady and Stan are just so good. But im just 11 so 🤷♂️
@NotRxsario3 жыл бұрын
@@NotRxsario I think that's really own preference 🙌 I like everyone listing to the 🐐, no matter which album or song they like.
@flevami3 жыл бұрын
What we all need
@redrice4923 жыл бұрын
MMLP1 to be exact
@Cabbitania3 жыл бұрын
*Em rhyming and rapping with ease on a circus beat is just PHENOMENAL*
@reneXtonedeaf3 жыл бұрын
Clean your ears listen to some yb
@pookiejohnson35593 жыл бұрын
@@pookiejohnson3559 this type of beat is what Kendrick Lamar on GKMC can spit on or like Earl sweatshirt 🤷🏽♀️don’t see why Eminem can’t do it too
@reneXtonedeaf3 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M TOTALLY GOING TO LISTEN TO YB… sorry I meant YG
@zqninja33342 ай бұрын
"If cleanliness is next to godlyness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" Took me a good minute to get it but when I did I ascended to another dimension.
@theblah43412 жыл бұрын
Black Magic: *Talks about love* Alfred's Theme: 03:17 "What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word"
@anudadharmasuriya10853 жыл бұрын
Yeah I noticed that too
@DeanneCecelia3 жыл бұрын
not funny
@MithMithyll3 жыл бұрын
@@MithMithyll was it meant to be funny tho? 🙂
@anudadharmasuriya10853 жыл бұрын
So sad.. almost the whole rap scene is too blind to see that this man is still dropping CRAZY SHIT
@davee8443 жыл бұрын
They’re just scared that they get dissed
@colonelh.stinkmeaner1403 жыл бұрын
Won’t get dissed if they’re giving the man his flowers though ✌🏼
@ryanjackson43402 жыл бұрын
Why is this comment 2 years old but the video says posted 1 month ago? 🤔
@lexiesheikh23939 ай бұрын
@@lexiesheikh2393I know right I was wondering that probably updated something with the videos or something like that
@NappyRB9 ай бұрын
NO STOPPIN ME, ur on a window SHOPPIN SPREE, bitch u PROB-ABLY, go broke at the DOLLA TREE, you never buy shit, all you ever COP’s A PLEA, ur always Punkin out, like HALLO-WEEN, you’d rather OP TO FLEE, you need to STOP IT PUNK, homie ur NOT A G, act like you GOT THE PUMP, your gonna COCK THE HEAT, or get the GLOCK AND DUMP, bitch if you SHOT TREE, you wouldn’t POP THE TRUNK. like breh. the rap game is so asleep. don’t even know what hits them right in the face
@jaemillzthrillz8 ай бұрын
Ok, so 2020 isn't a complete failure. This is exactly what the world needed. Thank you sir
@kristinwhite84803 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@nolanjohnston25653 жыл бұрын
This is the best thing to occur out of lockdown! The whole album is 🔥
@belovedwoman33983 жыл бұрын
Jesus Cultures album dropped same day as Eminem. Question, which will feed your spirit more? Here’s the link Jesus loves YOU! ❤️ open.spotify.com/album/0y8StZ7GXFcsXq8BIDWG0h?si=avJoF9w4TfqhQJlPqJn83g
@changedname_89703 жыл бұрын
Fuck this world
@DanielChavez-sl6ls3 жыл бұрын
@@DanielChavez-sl6ls that has already been done
@goodboysady3 жыл бұрын
“I still (still) whine (wine) I’m the best seller (cellar)” is one of my favorite bars
@cjmndln Жыл бұрын
Who else noticed that KZhead Is hiding this SIDE B PROJECT
@gospeluz70093 жыл бұрын
no lol he just has it unlisted
@Pops_Maellard3 жыл бұрын
HMMMMMMMMM
@Skinsac3 жыл бұрын
A goat doesn’t need the recognition
@yodaddamilkman84223 жыл бұрын
Its spinning around the world anyway, regardless if views on KZhead lol
@tylohbolton843 жыл бұрын
when i search for it i dont get the original
@fuckmetalstraws96203 жыл бұрын
Before this side b, I came to the conclusion that Eminem has just broke the barrier. He's just so far gone, he's already long ago proved that he's the best. But since MTBMB, it just felt like he didn't even need to do anything yet continues to raise his bar. It just feels like he's lonely at the top and he's just playing around at that point. And this side b takes it even further, like there's nothing he needs to prove yet he's dropping amazing lines. Like he's just expanding his legacy and his legendary being.
@jmas25933 жыл бұрын
I don't agree that he's lonely at the top. But that's my opinion ofcourse. My truth can be totally different from yours. I know some rappers who i consider at least equal to Eminem. Maybe you will find another rapper who you consider equal or maybe better then him, maybe not. As long as you enjoy the music you're listening, that's the only thing that matters when listening to music. Have a nice day!
@TheSwiftPipo3 жыл бұрын
he said it himself he won't stop rapping until he's dead
@crowley30153 жыл бұрын
And the amazing thing is.. IT NEVER GETS OLD. That’s how u know he has such substance and never disappoints. We’ve heard such greatness for so long from him yet it never seems to disappoint. Love him or hate him it’s like lebron.. 17 seasons and still amazing people out on the floor every time he plays. Truly elite and in a league of his own. Remarkable 🔥
@dolphpaperroute63623 жыл бұрын
Also the beats on this album is Mind boggling
@ii-vc9dr3 жыл бұрын
Just like Messi, Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic
@jakecamilton79513 жыл бұрын
Alfred never died, he simply turned himself into Slim Shady.
@saadmuzzammil26133 жыл бұрын
Eminem is like deathnote, If he writes a name on paper he kills their career
@andreden83353 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
@stylo19473 жыл бұрын
I swear that man got bars 24/7 ♾️
@anassekara2 жыл бұрын
Did u smiled too when the music started; Eminem hasn't lost his sense of humor
@callshady86433 жыл бұрын
Yea bro and at 2:29 he still got the sense of humour.
@leehamz38853 жыл бұрын
Neither his sense of horror lol this man is beyond🐐
@fatoo30093 жыл бұрын
dude is so down to earth and could easily make his money as a comedian if the pen becomes too dull
@putyograsseson3 жыл бұрын
N
@garymills71723 жыл бұрын
@ HOTMAIL a GARY
@garymills71723 жыл бұрын
Billie was looking for birthday gifts and Eminem gifted it by saying her name in his song without any collaboration ; what may be more big than this ❤️
@kattarstannyy3 жыл бұрын
Also a happy birthday wish. When side B dropped. It was on the Night of Billies Birthday.
@IronWolf245x3 жыл бұрын
@@IronWolf245x He always mentioned billie twice in this song at 2:09 and 2:26 if u don't understand at 2:09 he said happy birthday to- then it cut off but this song came out on billies bday so im guessing that's a mention to her and for 2:26 eminem mentioned a billie interview where she said she was scared of hi.
@agentphilcoulson89333 жыл бұрын
@@agentphilcoulson8933 I thought he sang that because he was washing his hands.. In my country, people silently sing that twice to make sure they washed their hands over 20 seconds. It probably was a double entendre. Have a nice day and please excuse my trashy English..
@josephstalin18153 жыл бұрын
@@josephstalin1815 dude, you have nothing to worry about. Your English is fine.
@BlindMelonLord3 жыл бұрын
3:52 all the way up ta 4:04 *Shady is a different kind of MONSTER!* 🔥🔥🔥 Alfred’s Theme is my Favorite track on the album. Second favorite is *Discombobulated* (heavy Relapse Vibes 😈)
@AstaIsAMonster3 жыл бұрын
lyrics: [Verse 1] Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two) I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah) Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah) Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah) Then call the pallbearer (Yeah) It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (What?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like *snores* But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands [Interlude] Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (Shh, quiet) [Verse 2] I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch [Interlude] What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch [Verse 3] So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha) So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus) 'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh) Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn) My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn) And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh) Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar) Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah) So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole [Outro] Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it
@gewoongary89333 жыл бұрын
زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ وٌآلَلَهّ زِّ \(^_^)/
@zaed75862 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU 💞
@joannajamerson35 Жыл бұрын
Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it
@syncgumby244 Жыл бұрын
SEE HOW LONG THIS IS??
@DreamTheDead9 ай бұрын
Thank you
@Bartolkuma6 ай бұрын
Bro I've listened to this a gagillion and eighty times and I'm still catching bars 😭 "they call me dog because I'm barking" BARKING... BAR KING 😭😭😭
@tylerweathersby3 жыл бұрын
That's hard as fuck
@NxtGenGrower4203 жыл бұрын
That's hard. But why be a king when you can be a God
@3rdsidetriangle3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he says that line, listen how hard he goes.
@danielbryan33223 жыл бұрын
WTF LMAO I would have never caught that damn
@Whyamiherexd3 жыл бұрын
Even if you shot a tree you wouldn’t pop the trunk XD
@Still_not_saying2 жыл бұрын
He got it wrong when he told he'll be nothing without us stans. REAL STANS WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM. 💯💯
@anudadharmasuriya10853 жыл бұрын
"Em- I think we should be together.." XD I am a real Stan.
@mannduh24303 жыл бұрын
Without a question man
@user-bf6td9qc2s3 жыл бұрын
Yeah maybe, but then again, A stan with out legs and feet just leans, Wit out fans is like bein a wanna be, Oh wait, that's me! So thanks stan, your the man.
@e.t.english87963 жыл бұрын
yo r u indian
@fire-ch7kv3 жыл бұрын
@@fire-ch7kv no man sorry
@anudadharmasuriya10853 жыл бұрын
"... Cyclops" ☠️🤣 I gotta start over ☠️🤣🤣🤣☠️
@TheAlphaBette9 ай бұрын
underrated song af
@RafalGaming15 ай бұрын
Best christmas present i received to date! EDIT: Thanks for the likes guys
@strapacadabragaming56933 жыл бұрын
ikr
@jeremiahramlal99283 жыл бұрын
Fellow Stans this guy call eminem trash lets go run his disslikes
@pophsi5563 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/mtiShLN6goOgkmg/bejne.html
@pophsi5563 жыл бұрын
@@pophsi556 yeah cant deny i did feel like he kinda fell of non the less he the goat
@strapacadabragaming56933 жыл бұрын
Birthday present for me
@racingrivals89343 жыл бұрын
I'm literally vibing way too hard to actually listen to lyrics, this is so much fire
@ryokiuzumasa80683 жыл бұрын
One of my Best Rhythmic word play, Lord Shady. Listened to it so much I sing in over and over during the whole day.
@jasonstrode3286 Жыл бұрын
This song is da fucking bomb
@tylerdruce32029 ай бұрын
“If cleanliness is next to godliness it’s obvious that it’s impossible for me to be beside myself” 👌🔥
@josiahablordeppey43343 жыл бұрын
Is Alfred the new slim shady??
@bouse7th7953 жыл бұрын
200 IQ right there!!!
@leonardogonzalez65313 жыл бұрын
Lol
@aaronross40653 жыл бұрын
He's in one album lol bit far fetched
@nick08673 жыл бұрын
I was just saying how i miss shady & then i play this🙏🙏🔥 its like he knew lmaoo
@cheddar_shredder3 жыл бұрын
No, he's the son of slim shady
@yournadmare96053 жыл бұрын
Damn what have I been missing out on for my whole life? Only discovered Eminem in October and I can’t believe nobody recommended him?! THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA
@kathrynjaneway._3 жыл бұрын
Em is killing it! 💯%🔥
@sanonboi2 жыл бұрын
love so much mannnnn🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🔥
@be_rapbiGG2 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare 2.0 won't be around forever yal! Enjoy the greatest form of expression by one of the greatest to express it!
@steelersgoingfor77063 жыл бұрын
💯 Shakespeare would be amused
@putyograsseson3 жыл бұрын
Oh he will him & his music is Immortal simply timeless🙇🏽♂️🐐🔥✨💯
@Milkers7772 жыл бұрын
The ending of black magic + Alfred's theme = 🔥🔥🔥
@jethfilipino36413 жыл бұрын
it seems like one song is continued
@jatinvashisht42933 жыл бұрын
Bro this is the type of EM with a sense of humor that got me into rap. 🔥🔥🔥
@CH1LLS.3 жыл бұрын
Been down with Em since 98 when My Name Is first dropped and this is one of his best songs of all time
@xp8969 Жыл бұрын
shit i skipped this at first, because i thought it was an interlude, Lol one of the best songs on the album.....
@elidaprophet3333 жыл бұрын
You skip interludes??
@LARDEX_26033 жыл бұрын
How you gonna truly understand the album without the interludes? Nonsense.
@kavasr3 жыл бұрын
@@kavasr makes perfect sense when "I" am listening to an album for the first time. But the point of the statement was that "I" went back after what "I" thought was the last song's, to listen to what "I" thought was an interlude, and to my delight it was one of the best songs on the album, Why can't you just be happy for Me!!!!😂
@elidaprophet3333 жыл бұрын
@@kavasr have you listened to the original Alfred Hitchcock MTBMB album?
@elidaprophet3333 жыл бұрын
My nigga Eli are you fucking tOnE dEaF
@pookiejohnson35593 жыл бұрын
The beginning of the song perfectly sync with black magics ending 🔥
@hate69453 жыл бұрын
Eminem knew what i wanted for Christmas, Eminem gave it to me.
@Draqou3 жыл бұрын
I love the old eminem vibe😍.
@yunussanni25283 жыл бұрын
This has some old eminem vibes LOVE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@sentinax70113 жыл бұрын
Yes this beat's taking me back to my D12 days
@avinash-rn1em3 жыл бұрын
Omg me too giving me D12 vibes
@thebiggerreality183 жыл бұрын
When we would go to the club and hell raise
@Wooldrog3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I can speak for a lot of us when I say this is the only christmas present I got and that I need. Thanks Shady
@spoopybeta3 жыл бұрын
I can't even express in words how much I would love to see a video for this.
@maladypond3 жыл бұрын
We like this. Em not giving a fuck about what his haters say. “We want old em” “he needs to grow up” I think em having fun with rap again not listening to the bs. Respect ✊🏽
@dolphpaperroute63623 жыл бұрын
Yes that’s exactly what I thought! The man finally found his pen again!
@putyograsseson3 жыл бұрын
Hehe found his pen I think he said that in a song too from this album
@kaliberkam06813 жыл бұрын
00:28 it can be addictive
@marcoo111_3 жыл бұрын
I wonder what this song would sound like with the relapse accent
@shsbebzbsbsbssb3 жыл бұрын
YES MAN DRE MAN 2009
@STATFANs3 жыл бұрын
Me too Literally ☃️🔥.
@user-qx5qe2jf3o3 жыл бұрын
Eminem : "Wait, why'd the beat cut off?" He was not cut off. He just dead
@IllllIllII3 жыл бұрын
BAAAARRRRRRRASSSSS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TALENTED MAN?? How can you make songs that sound different and have different words and flow??
@BurningMoreXP3 жыл бұрын
2:09 lol this album is so fcking epic
@jeremiahramlal99283 жыл бұрын
I thought he was losing his stuff but he just improving damn he rlly past 40
@bigdddy35723 жыл бұрын
Age dont mean shit
@tarrockin37843 жыл бұрын
Tar Rockin Unless you’re Jeffrey Epstein but yeah Yes age is nothing but a number
@michael02munrolm293 жыл бұрын
@@michael02munrolm29 😂😂
@jason-dj7nf3 жыл бұрын
@@michael02munrolm29 I luv Epstein
@PartyRockerOG3 жыл бұрын
@@PartyRockerOG Ayo?
@OkOkJoJo3 жыл бұрын
0:59 "plus the potty mouth I'm not about to wash it out the filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous because if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself"
@louspowels71203 жыл бұрын
e
@be_rapbiGG2 жыл бұрын
Legend
@user-hq7pn1eo3f3 жыл бұрын
This is an absolute banger. The flow of your lyrics and the music. I'm 6 feet deep listening to this 🔥🔥🔥
@chrispysonic213 жыл бұрын
"I'm so far passed the bar I should practice law".....what?!??! Man growing up off Em... even old shit i go back n hear bars i never caught with a elevated mindset I never caught before I just became a whole new fan again! This shit 🔥
@infinitus82433 жыл бұрын
OMG, I’ve been listening to em 24/7 and I’ve listened to all of his songs a thousand times this week and I got burnt out but then this😳😳😳I’ve been waiting for something knew so I can’t get burnt out on it
@CobraJets-mn6kq3 жыл бұрын
They call me dawg cause im "BARking" arf arf . Damnn bars
@jobertpadon21473 жыл бұрын
Me yesterday~ This Christmas is going to SUCK!!! country's going bankrupt, everybody's getting sick, stuck inside, can't do sh*t, BA HUMBUG. Me today ~ a new Eminem album F*CKIN MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
@elidaprophet3333 жыл бұрын
EM TO US: I GOTCHU HOMIE
@ridgenazareth57803 жыл бұрын
This album was fire 🔥 He saved us in the final days of 2020
@Twofoodiefriends3 жыл бұрын
LEGEND, LEGEND and only LEGEND ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.. No one was, is and will rap like you sir...🙏🙏🙏
@ayaanroy54763 жыл бұрын
Thank god we got Eminem he is the man with the Time Machine flaws from 1996-2020 all in one
@OneTrickAc3.3 жыл бұрын
time machine flows Lmao I’m dead 😂☠️ tho you’re 100% right
@putyograsseson3 жыл бұрын
Guess Who's back! Back again Alfred's back Say Batman 🦇 To credit bats instead of gnats ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
@nmi40193 жыл бұрын
Batman
@joshuarobin15633 жыл бұрын
Batman
@minlyan_3 жыл бұрын
batman
@digita1andsupernaturalboi9413 жыл бұрын
Batman
@X7RYQ3 жыл бұрын
🦇 man,
@SegasonicFan3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what I needed right now. Eminem back with another banging album!
@matthewmcbride64973 жыл бұрын
Thanks for supporting my music I’m so grateful and happy to check on you, you can text me let me know more about you and 🥰(862) 231-5943
@marshallbrucematherslll46133 жыл бұрын
Its like I have listen this song like 25 times and till this is not boring me . The beat is one ofmy favorite.
@sharmasanskar67933 жыл бұрын
I loved this style
@aniyest443 жыл бұрын
Pariah - a person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected, or trusted Eminem back at it again 😂
@leonelferreira_13 жыл бұрын
@Ann dear Ann my number one fan...
@leonelferreira_13 жыл бұрын
billie said shes actually scared of em in an interview lmao
@butt-head52123 жыл бұрын
Cause she’s too young and naive to understand him✋🏼😴
@cearaosborne35713 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Eminem & Jesus Culture both dropped albums on 12/18. Which will lead you closer to your calling in Christ? Link below. Jesus LOVES YOU!❤️
@@cearaosborne3571 nah its because she was a teenager around the time Relapse dropped, and that album had a horrorcore theme , so I guess thats what she associates Eminem with
@ShadyUniverse3 жыл бұрын
Man stop staking about trash here
@goodboysady3 жыл бұрын
Gold.
@alisab4811 Жыл бұрын
Lyrically this is my favorite song on this album
@ShadyMcKnight3 жыл бұрын
The bit in this is lit man
@user-bf6td9qc2s3 жыл бұрын
Dope album very sikkk ,,glad the comments are turned on now just to say thanks for another one man !!!! Can’t wait for next years album!!!!!!!
@Korzoff3 жыл бұрын
Legendary man
@SofiaNe_Barcelona2 жыл бұрын
Finally! The kinda Eminem song I've been wishing for!!! Spazzing on the mic over a dope boombap beat
@inheritancersa3 жыл бұрын
Definitely the best early Christmas present
@Aphlyze3 жыл бұрын
legendary
@Mobinhoodx Жыл бұрын
“Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back.” 🔥
@jacksonh20833 жыл бұрын
cause i have this tar- get on my back oh boy do i love ems word play
@digita1andsupernaturalboi9413 жыл бұрын
i love the "yuck!" ad lib at the end of that bar
@Cabbitania3 жыл бұрын
Em keep pushing bangers like this...GOAT
@alexmetalhead153 жыл бұрын
This flow is so sick
@ros_berth3 жыл бұрын
I love this album so much... listened it like 20 times already and gonna be listening until my life ends.... as a matter of fact even in death I'm still gonna be listening
@MamaTv-gz5di4 ай бұрын
Am so.. happy your back...💯
@donaldanderson64083 жыл бұрын
i cant believe the end of 2020 would be so blessed!!!
@alihassan-fo8uf3 жыл бұрын
How isn’t his vids viral now
@AshForeverr3 жыл бұрын
Cause no publicity just dropped didnt even get a notification just greatness in our laps
@tylernsariah67993 жыл бұрын
@@tylernsariah6799 no that's not the case or maybe it is idk
@AshForeverr3 жыл бұрын
I feel this is a throwback to the quirky amazing songs like without me back in the day. Love the beat in this.
@user-ms5sz3ln6z3 ай бұрын
WE HERE
@bigdreamsrichmotives72259 ай бұрын
It's proven now that Eminem is the only one that can beat Eminem lyrically. Give it a like if you think the same!
@Learnbeyondboders3 жыл бұрын
What about Marshal Mathers or Slim Shady?
@theplagueofpestilence85043 жыл бұрын
Joyner lucas
@worthyninjahd28873 жыл бұрын
Los is a lyrical monster too but no recognition
@walrusthelion3 жыл бұрын
The whole album is good I think it's great I'm 38 years old I've been listening to real rap music since I'm 12 and all those new weird rappers they look like they smoke too much K2 they know it too
@garrysheppard28853 жыл бұрын
@@worthyninjahd2887 Joyner is really good,but Em would demolish him
@Seraphs_Finality3 жыл бұрын
Hoooo finally another new album of our one n only fav rapper slim shady
@fakepewdiepie44123 жыл бұрын
Oldschool...love it👍🏻
@derya.s538 ай бұрын
Fire 😂😂 thanks for this! Brighten my mood !!
@miguelrodriguez-gp5vd3 жыл бұрын
Christmas came early for sure. The way Em flows in this reminds me of the Eminem show album
@joseycarlson35643 жыл бұрын
also relapse & recovery 😇
@putyograsseson3 жыл бұрын
My body is ready
@BroculesTC3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite album now
@CobraJets-mn6kq3 жыл бұрын
Magnifique emi. Merci pour ce son de ouf continue frère je serai tjd avec toi .....love from France
@sylvainsuze66573 жыл бұрын
3:48 im bar-king bark bark
@xc.rv06763 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece 💫
@user-bn9dx8sz5x10 ай бұрын
Love u mbmlll cause u always stay in fashion no matter how many years in tha game
@WilliamWilliams-bh9gl11 ай бұрын
we need the video for this someone tell EM we need video fo this🐐🐐🐐
Billie Eilish : where is my birthday present 🎁 Eminem : Alfred's theme
Eu sei que você está traduzindo isso
RIP Bille Eilish
she is DEAD after this
@@Ivannbeats It wasnt a diss..
@Lars Horvat nah he didnt
If you start this song at 11:57:47 pm on the night before your birthday you will start your b-day with em saying Happy birthday on Midnight
I gotta try that sometime
Thanks
I will use this information Wisely
(2:13)
This comment deserves a Pin! XD
NOBODY is lyrically better than Eminem. His wordplay is incredible.
@@mackattack6861 That's true but I guess that's the space he's in now.
His lyrics are ass now this beat is some Disney type shit Eminem is only good at rapping fast and without air he needs good bars
Lupe Fiasco is more lyrical than Eminem.
@@lilchungus28 you better be joking
@@ericscott9 you’re a child you only like Eminem because he raps fast his lyrics are mostly garbage and he relies on the fact that he can rap fast
See you after 7 years when this becomes nostalgic
Fr tho
Lenneyyyyyyyy
I'll be here!
WhO lIsTeNiNg In 2030??
I’ll be 20. Welp
“I check my ball hair just to make sure it’s all there”😂 Eminem quote of the year
Made me laugh a lot.
it’s a reference to a song where he says “If I ever give a fuck I’ll shave my nuts” implying he never gave a fuck. Just a fun fact for you
It's not ball hair it's bald hair how he pronounced the word he says that he is checking that if he going bald or not
@@Skeleton-73 that's a cool fact, I would have never guessed that.
@@Skeleton-73 I think it was criminal
- Dad, why mom named my sister Rose? - Cause she loves those flowers, son - Thanks dad -No problem Alfred's Theme [Official Audio]
Lol
LOL
I don't get it. Can someone please explain?
@@Niceguyhidden she likes the song
@@Niceguyhidden the mother likes flowers so she called her daughter rose The father likes alfred's theme [official audio] so he calls him the name of the song
2024 anyone?
Here
Here
Here
Yes, it's 2024 on planet earth. Which planet are you?
Ye
This will forever be a classic, still bumps in 2022. It takes me back to late 2020
Still bumps 2 months since you left that comment, yup that equals forever. I mean you’re probably right but 2 years isn’t a long time 😂
Damn bro we blastin shots up in here? But I felt it too, I'ma throw you into the 1600s now...let me know what they use as Toilet paper because damn...I dunno if I could wipe with a live squirrel but it is efficient, they just clean off and come back for more...VS tree murder anyway😶
2023 and it still slaps hard
was about to comment this
2024 and it still slaps hard@@greggayres
Old Eminem vibes🔥🔥🔥
All of it. The youngins don't get it. This type of shit was so beyond anything we'd heard back then. Loving it ❤
@@Wouldyoujust_ Honestly this is 🔥 but I think the older albums are better, The Real Slim Shady and Stan are just so good. But im just 11 so 🤷♂️
@@NotRxsario I think that's really own preference 🙌 I like everyone listing to the 🐐, no matter which album or song they like.
What we all need
MMLP1 to be exact
*Em rhyming and rapping with ease on a circus beat is just PHENOMENAL*
Clean your ears listen to some yb
@@pookiejohnson3559 this type of beat is what Kendrick Lamar on GKMC can spit on or like Earl sweatshirt 🤷🏽♀️don’t see why Eminem can’t do it too
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M TOTALLY GOING TO LISTEN TO YB… sorry I meant YG
"If cleanliness is next to godlyness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself" Took me a good minute to get it but when I did I ascended to another dimension.
Black Magic: *Talks about love* Alfred's Theme: 03:17 "What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word"
Yeah I noticed that too
not funny
@@MithMithyll was it meant to be funny tho? 🙂
So sad.. almost the whole rap scene is too blind to see that this man is still dropping CRAZY SHIT
They’re just scared that they get dissed
Won’t get dissed if they’re giving the man his flowers though ✌🏼
Why is this comment 2 years old but the video says posted 1 month ago? 🤔
@@lexiesheikh2393I know right I was wondering that probably updated something with the videos or something like that
NO STOPPIN ME, ur on a window SHOPPIN SPREE, bitch u PROB-ABLY, go broke at the DOLLA TREE, you never buy shit, all you ever COP’s A PLEA, ur always Punkin out, like HALLO-WEEN, you’d rather OP TO FLEE, you need to STOP IT PUNK, homie ur NOT A G, act like you GOT THE PUMP, your gonna COCK THE HEAT, or get the GLOCK AND DUMP, bitch if you SHOT TREE, you wouldn’t POP THE TRUNK. like breh. the rap game is so asleep. don’t even know what hits them right in the face
Ok, so 2020 isn't a complete failure. This is exactly what the world needed. Thank you sir
Yes sir
This is the best thing to occur out of lockdown! The whole album is 🔥
Jesus Cultures album dropped same day as Eminem. Question, which will feed your spirit more? Here’s the link Jesus loves YOU! ❤️ open.spotify.com/album/0y8StZ7GXFcsXq8BIDWG0h?si=avJoF9w4TfqhQJlPqJn83g
Fuck this world
@@DanielChavez-sl6ls that has already been done
“I still (still) whine (wine) I’m the best seller (cellar)” is one of my favorite bars
Who else noticed that KZhead Is hiding this SIDE B PROJECT
no lol he just has it unlisted
HMMMMMMMMM
A goat doesn’t need the recognition
Its spinning around the world anyway, regardless if views on KZhead lol
when i search for it i dont get the original
Before this side b, I came to the conclusion that Eminem has just broke the barrier. He's just so far gone, he's already long ago proved that he's the best. But since MTBMB, it just felt like he didn't even need to do anything yet continues to raise his bar. It just feels like he's lonely at the top and he's just playing around at that point. And this side b takes it even further, like there's nothing he needs to prove yet he's dropping amazing lines. Like he's just expanding his legacy and his legendary being.
I don't agree that he's lonely at the top. But that's my opinion ofcourse. My truth can be totally different from yours. I know some rappers who i consider at least equal to Eminem. Maybe you will find another rapper who you consider equal or maybe better then him, maybe not. As long as you enjoy the music you're listening, that's the only thing that matters when listening to music. Have a nice day!
he said it himself he won't stop rapping until he's dead
And the amazing thing is.. IT NEVER GETS OLD. That’s how u know he has such substance and never disappoints. We’ve heard such greatness for so long from him yet it never seems to disappoint. Love him or hate him it’s like lebron.. 17 seasons and still amazing people out on the floor every time he plays. Truly elite and in a league of his own. Remarkable 🔥
Also the beats on this album is Mind boggling
Just like Messi, Ronaldo and Ibrahimovic
Alfred never died, he simply turned himself into Slim Shady.
Eminem is like deathnote, If he writes a name on paper he kills their career
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
I swear that man got bars 24/7 ♾️
Did u smiled too when the music started; Eminem hasn't lost his sense of humor
Yea bro and at 2:29 he still got the sense of humour.
Neither his sense of horror lol this man is beyond🐐
dude is so down to earth and could easily make his money as a comedian if the pen becomes too dull
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@ HOTMAIL a GARY
Billie was looking for birthday gifts and Eminem gifted it by saying her name in his song without any collaboration ; what may be more big than this ❤️
Also a happy birthday wish. When side B dropped. It was on the Night of Billies Birthday.
@@IronWolf245x He always mentioned billie twice in this song at 2:09 and 2:26 if u don't understand at 2:09 he said happy birthday to- then it cut off but this song came out on billies bday so im guessing that's a mention to her and for 2:26 eminem mentioned a billie interview where she said she was scared of hi.
@@agentphilcoulson8933 I thought he sang that because he was washing his hands.. In my country, people silently sing that twice to make sure they washed their hands over 20 seconds. It probably was a double entendre. Have a nice day and please excuse my trashy English..
@@josephstalin1815 dude, you have nothing to worry about. Your English is fine.
3:52 all the way up ta 4:04 *Shady is a different kind of MONSTER!* 🔥🔥🔥 Alfred’s Theme is my Favorite track on the album. Second favorite is *Discombobulated* (heavy Relapse Vibes 😈)
lyrics: [Verse 1] Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two) I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero fucks, then I (Yeah) Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my nuts, then I (Yeah) Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah) Then call the pallbearer (Yeah) It's Music to Bе Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill likе a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (What?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like *snores* But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands [Interlude] Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (Shh, quiet) [Verse 2] I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch [Interlude] What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch [Verse 3] So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (Bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha) So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus) 'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh) Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn) My dick is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up generally (General Lee) (Duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn) And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh) Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar) Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah) So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole [Outro] Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it
زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ زِّمـ❤ـآنـ❤ـ وٌآلَلَهّ زِّ \(^_^)/
THANK YOU 💞
Before I check the mic (check, check, one, two) I give it an extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (good evening) Coronavirus in effect tonight Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (yeah) I throw on my tux, then I (yeah) give zero fucks, then I (yeah) Act like a jockstrap (uh), cup my nuts, then I (yeah) Check my ball hair (what?), make sure it's all there (yeah) Then call the pallbearer (yeah) It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop? Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box You're all hitched to my cock (what?) Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot Then treated it like a cyclops Like it's the only one I got And my thoughts are like nines cocked (chk-chk) Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked That's why there's parental advising (visine) every time I drop (eye drop) So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out? Bitch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out The filthiest, so all this talk about "I'm washed up", how preposterous Because if cleanliness is next to godliness It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun Still on top the pile Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial Quick to call you out on your bullshit Don't make me give that crock a dial 'Cause if I do, it's see you later, alligator Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account So here's some more shit for you to complain about, I say the Bars that never slack, but always get attacked (yeah) I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back (ew, yuck) But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans I'd probably pop five Xans (yeah) Go in my garage, start my van Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can And doze off like But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's Like a giant getting squashed by ants If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors Like I just tossed my crayons (tossed my crayons) Small, medium, and large size cans Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands Shit, hold on, man Motherfucker Happy birthday to- Fuck (shh, quiet) I sit in silence in candlelit environments Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side bitch What the fuck? Hold on, wait "I'm Diddy's side bitch?" Oh, I'm still east side, bitch So until the E-N-D, since EPMD Been givin' y'all the business (yeah), D-R-E and me (yup) From the MMLP to MTBMB (bitch) Bitch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (haha) So call me Santa Clause (Santa Clause) 'Cause at the present (yeah), I out-rap 'em all, I'm at the mall Got your bitch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (uh) Through a plastic straw (yeah) with a fractured jaw (damn) My dick is coat check (ha), she wanna jack it off (yeah) I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law Mentally, I'm fucked up General Lee (duh) Dukes of Hazzard car (yeah), get the cadaver dogs 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (brr) This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp" I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt" Then go eat some worms, like the early bird What the fuck is love? That's a dirty word Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt And I won't buy a designer, 'cause I don't pander (panda) But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (damn) And this the final chapter, 'cause I'm either frying after Or they gon' give me the needle (what?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ) Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf But y'all pickin' the wrong tree They call me dog because I'm bar king (bark, bark) And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins) The cypher begins I'm talkin' smack like heroin, the mic's a syringe It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin My mind is a recycling bin There's no place I never been But I never budge and I never bend You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends Like adult diapers for men Even when I'm rappin' less stellar It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (nah) So you'd be a fitted (yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap Bitch, I'll pee on your head like a Phillies hat (haha) No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree Bitch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree You never buy shit, all you ever cop's a plea You're always punkin' out like Halloween You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump Bitch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer The nut job with the nuts that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood It's lookin' like it's that time of the month Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer Fuckin' phenomenal, but Y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope You out of pocket though, like a motherfuckin' wallet stole Wait, why'd the beat cut off? Fuck it
SEE HOW LONG THIS IS??
Thank you
Bro I've listened to this a gagillion and eighty times and I'm still catching bars 😭 "they call me dog because I'm barking" BARKING... BAR KING 😭😭😭
That's hard as fuck
That's hard. But why be a king when you can be a God
As soon as he says that line, listen how hard he goes.
WTF LMAO I would have never caught that damn
Even if you shot a tree you wouldn’t pop the trunk XD
He got it wrong when he told he'll be nothing without us stans. REAL STANS WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT HIM. 💯💯
"Em- I think we should be together.." XD I am a real Stan.
Without a question man
Yeah maybe, but then again, A stan with out legs and feet just leans, Wit out fans is like bein a wanna be, Oh wait, that's me! So thanks stan, your the man.
yo r u indian
@@fire-ch7kv no man sorry
"... Cyclops" ☠️🤣 I gotta start over ☠️🤣🤣🤣☠️
underrated song af
Best christmas present i received to date! EDIT: Thanks for the likes guys
ikr
Fellow Stans this guy call eminem trash lets go run his disslikes
kzhead.info/sun/mtiShLN6goOgkmg/bejne.html
@@pophsi556 yeah cant deny i did feel like he kinda fell of non the less he the goat
Birthday present for me
I'm literally vibing way too hard to actually listen to lyrics, this is so much fire
One of my Best Rhythmic word play, Lord Shady. Listened to it so much I sing in over and over during the whole day.
This song is da fucking bomb
“If cleanliness is next to godliness it’s obvious that it’s impossible for me to be beside myself” 👌🔥
Is Alfred the new slim shady??
200 IQ right there!!!
Lol
He's in one album lol bit far fetched
I was just saying how i miss shady & then i play this🙏🙏🔥 its like he knew lmaoo
No, he's the son of slim shady
Damn what have I been missing out on for my whole life? Only discovered Eminem in October and I can’t believe nobody recommended him?! THIS IS MY CUP OF TEA
Em is killing it! 💯%🔥
love so much mannnnn🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🔥
Shakespeare 2.0 won't be around forever yal! Enjoy the greatest form of expression by one of the greatest to express it!
💯 Shakespeare would be amused
Oh he will him & his music is Immortal simply timeless🙇🏽♂️🐐🔥✨💯
The ending of black magic + Alfred's theme = 🔥🔥🔥
it seems like one song is continued
Bro this is the type of EM with a sense of humor that got me into rap. 🔥🔥🔥
Been down with Em since 98 when My Name Is first dropped and this is one of his best songs of all time
shit i skipped this at first, because i thought it was an interlude, Lol one of the best songs on the album.....
You skip interludes??
How you gonna truly understand the album without the interludes? Nonsense.
@@kavasr makes perfect sense when "I" am listening to an album for the first time. But the point of the statement was that "I" went back after what "I" thought was the last song's, to listen to what "I" thought was an interlude, and to my delight it was one of the best songs on the album, Why can't you just be happy for Me!!!!😂
@@kavasr have you listened to the original Alfred Hitchcock MTBMB album?
My nigga Eli are you fucking tOnE dEaF
The beginning of the song perfectly sync with black magics ending 🔥
Eminem knew what i wanted for Christmas, Eminem gave it to me.
I love the old eminem vibe😍.
This has some old eminem vibes LOVE IT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Yes this beat's taking me back to my D12 days
Omg me too giving me D12 vibes
When we would go to the club and hell raise
I feel like I can speak for a lot of us when I say this is the only christmas present I got and that I need. Thanks Shady
I can't even express in words how much I would love to see a video for this.
We like this. Em not giving a fuck about what his haters say. “We want old em” “he needs to grow up” I think em having fun with rap again not listening to the bs. Respect ✊🏽
Yes that’s exactly what I thought! The man finally found his pen again!
Hehe found his pen I think he said that in a song too from this album
00:28 it can be addictive
I wonder what this song would sound like with the relapse accent
YES MAN DRE MAN 2009
Me too Literally ☃️🔥.
Eminem : "Wait, why'd the beat cut off?" He was not cut off. He just dead
BAAAARRRRRRRASSSSS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU BE THIS TALENTED MAN?? How can you make songs that sound different and have different words and flow??
2:09 lol this album is so fcking epic
I thought he was losing his stuff but he just improving damn he rlly past 40
Age dont mean shit
Tar Rockin Unless you’re Jeffrey Epstein but yeah Yes age is nothing but a number
@@michael02munrolm29 😂😂
@@michael02munrolm29 I luv Epstein
@@PartyRockerOG Ayo?
0:59 "plus the potty mouth I'm not about to wash it out the filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous because if cleanliness is next to godliness it's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself"
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Legend
This is an absolute banger. The flow of your lyrics and the music. I'm 6 feet deep listening to this 🔥🔥🔥
"I'm so far passed the bar I should practice law".....what?!??! Man growing up off Em... even old shit i go back n hear bars i never caught with a elevated mindset I never caught before I just became a whole new fan again! This shit 🔥
OMG, I’ve been listening to em 24/7 and I’ve listened to all of his songs a thousand times this week and I got burnt out but then this😳😳😳I’ve been waiting for something knew so I can’t get burnt out on it
They call me dawg cause im "BARking" arf arf . Damnn bars
Me yesterday~ This Christmas is going to SUCK!!! country's going bankrupt, everybody's getting sick, stuck inside, can't do sh*t, BA HUMBUG. Me today ~ a new Eminem album F*CKIN MERRY CHRISTMAS & A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
EM TO US: I GOTCHU HOMIE
This album was fire 🔥 He saved us in the final days of 2020
LEGEND, LEGEND and only LEGEND ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️.. No one was, is and will rap like you sir...🙏🙏🙏
Thank god we got Eminem he is the man with the Time Machine flaws from 1996-2020 all in one
time machine flows Lmao I’m dead 😂☠️ tho you’re 100% right
Guess Who's back! Back again Alfred's back Say Batman 🦇 To credit bats instead of gnats ¯\_ಠ_ಠ_/¯
Batman
Batman
batman
Batman
🦇 man,
This is exactly what I needed right now. Eminem back with another banging album!
Thanks for supporting my music I’m so grateful and happy to check on you, you can text me let me know more about you and 🥰(862) 231-5943
Its like I have listen this song like 25 times and till this is not boring me . The beat is one ofmy favorite.
I loved this style
Pariah - a person who is not accepted by a social group, especially because he or she is not liked, respected, or trusted Eminem back at it again 😂
@Ann dear Ann my number one fan...
billie said shes actually scared of em in an interview lmao
Cause she’s too young and naive to understand him✋🏼😴
Fun Fact: Eminem & Jesus Culture both dropped albums on 12/18. Which will lead you closer to your calling in Christ? Link below. Jesus LOVES YOU!❤️
open.spotify.com/album/0y8StZ7GXFcsXq8BIDWG0h?si=avJoF9w4TfqhQJlPqJn83g
@@cearaosborne3571 nah its because she was a teenager around the time Relapse dropped, and that album had a horrorcore theme , so I guess thats what she associates Eminem with
Man stop staking about trash here
Gold.
Lyrically this is my favorite song on this album
The bit in this is lit man
Dope album very sikkk ,,glad the comments are turned on now just to say thanks for another one man !!!! Can’t wait for next years album!!!!!!!
Legendary man
Finally! The kinda Eminem song I've been wishing for!!! Spazzing on the mic over a dope boombap beat
Definitely the best early Christmas present
legendary
“Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit 'Cause I have this target on my back.” 🔥
cause i have this tar- get on my back oh boy do i love ems word play
i love the "yuck!" ad lib at the end of that bar
Em keep pushing bangers like this...GOAT
This flow is so sick
I love this album so much... listened it like 20 times already and gonna be listening until my life ends.... as a matter of fact even in death I'm still gonna be listening
Am so.. happy your back...💯
i cant believe the end of 2020 would be so blessed!!!
How isn’t his vids viral now
Cause no publicity just dropped didnt even get a notification just greatness in our laps
@@tylernsariah6799 no that's not the case or maybe it is idk
I feel this is a throwback to the quirky amazing songs like without me back in the day. Love the beat in this.
WE HERE
It's proven now that Eminem is the only one that can beat Eminem lyrically. Give it a like if you think the same!
What about Marshal Mathers or Slim Shady?
Joyner lucas
Los is a lyrical monster too but no recognition
The whole album is good I think it's great I'm 38 years old I've been listening to real rap music since I'm 12 and all those new weird rappers they look like they smoke too much K2 they know it too
@@worthyninjahd2887 Joyner is really good,but Em would demolish him
Hoooo finally another new album of our one n only fav rapper slim shady
Oldschool...love it👍🏻
Fire 😂😂 thanks for this! Brighten my mood !!
Christmas came early for sure. The way Em flows in this reminds me of the Eminem show album
also relapse & recovery 😇
My body is ready
This is my favorite album now
Magnifique emi. Merci pour ce son de ouf continue frère je serai tjd avec toi .....love from France
3:48 im bar-king bark bark
Masterpiece 💫
Love u mbmlll cause u always stay in fashion no matter how many years in tha game
we need the video for this someone tell EM we need video fo this🐐🐐🐐
Definitely need a music video for this one too.