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Do you think Randy is ready for Master CPUs?
Of course he is you shouldn’t underestimate Randy
Easily. He is unpredictable and a master of mind games
yes
Absolutely he is the master-est cpu
Pit Randy against 3 other cpus of his kind and THEN he will be ready
The bar being so low for Randy that when he does the bare minimum like pressing the A button sometimes it’s actually incredibly hype
First
How did you see this 30 minutes after it was posted
sophist simulator
Now we need a TCNick3 AI.
Yea it’s funny
It feels very poetic that Randy was able to win 50/100 games in a pass/fail scenario.
Spoilers bruh.
@@Ethan-gw6mi to be fair, why go in the comments if you havent seen the video yet but dont want spoilers? unless youre on mobile and it shows the top comment, then yeah its bs
@@solisruben296 yeah that exact thing happened lol
Yeah, i was shocked meself
yeah lol, underrated observation
16:35 "Sir, a second Waluigi has hit the towers."
Nine ElWAAAA-ven
Call-a nine waaahhh wahhh for-a mergency!
Random inputs cannot meIt steel beams
Don’t worry. The tower still stands.
I like how you guys are joking about something that kill many people because the Arabs hate the Americans and commit suicide and hit the twin towers causing America to fight in Iraq and Afghanistan because Omasa bin Laden and how this is a literal on the other hand literally god damn Mario party God you guys mention 9/11 because a Stupid ai of nothing other then random inputs was driving a plane like he was drunk drinking but he was also blindfolded.
Fun Fact about "slot car derby", you can actually hold the stick in any direction you want, so it's no wonder Randy started zooming, as all 4 directions caused him to take off
What’s this button doo- ZOOOOOOMMMMMM!
Winning 50/100 games means that if a game was chosen at random, there would be a perfectly random 50/50 chance for it to be possible to win (as it should be).
I think it’s funny this comment has almost 300 likes but no replies
I SHOULDNT HAVE READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING
@@SaturnthYou can rewatch though?
@orbling.12 he's talking about getting spoiled
@@orbling.12they mean the comments gave them spoilers
14:10 Randy just deciding he wanted Daisy dead for no reason at all was hilarious.
Randy is my ally
Pinzap
Not expecting you here. Despite me barely watching any object show anymore
Hired by the vernation for an assassination
The "Randy I need you to do X", followed by Randy not doing X, is a joke that never gets old.
"That is not what I meant"
It gets old for me so so fast. This is like a Disney channel joke
@@PurpleBroadcast , I watched so much Disney Channel as a kid...
@@33pandagamerwhat were your favorite shows
I love how every time Randy is supposed to avoid someone, he just jumps off a cliff. EDIT: OMG I'm famous!
randy just like me fr fr
he's following the task in his own way
Every "not what I meant" had me laughing harder
introverts when they have to socialize:
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7:03 I mean he dodged the penguins
better timestamp is 7:02 i mean yeah the penguins didn't even get anywhere near him, give my boy randy some credit
followed instructions like a champ no penguin even dared to go near him
The technical answer is all of them, it just varies how many tries Randy would take
I think some of them are impossible because Randy doesn't push button combos
@@keiyakins That's totally fair, but that still doesn't make for an interesting question, unfortunately. It just means all of them are possible except for the ones Randy's programming literally doesn't allow for.
Technically, you are correct, which is the best kind of correct
there is a few exeptions for this tho, one is minigames that require two inputs at once since randy only presses one button at a time and another is minigames that require a button to be spammed like poki pummel since it seems like from the video even if randy did each button push as an a it just doesnt do it fast enough
@@thelegendarypotato6191yeah, but that isn’t “a minigame you can’t beat with random imputs,” it’s “a minigame Randy can’t beat because he got programmed wrong”
I love Randy's character development on counting from 5 to 6
🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🤑🤑🤑
3:29 9:16 "he did not" yes he did, he counted to 6!! so proud of him for counting past 5
5:59 Randy is a genius, he knows that not placing any of the items is just as good as placing all the items in the wrong places like the CPUs did
I think TECHNICALLY any minigame could be won with random inputs but a lot of them would need a raw miracle
Except the one(s) that required pressing two buttons at once. At least with this system
22:27 the way he missed like that was hilarious
16:34 "Now randy it does appear that you are flying straight towards a tower." SO YOUR TELLING ME 9/11 IS CANON IN MARIO
11:40 it's funny how Randy looks around as if going: "Where the fuck am I?" and Mario looks at his teammates angrily: "How the fuck did you lose?!" 12:30 The way Yoshi looks both ways at Daisy and Mario is comedy gold. And Yoshi is like: "TF did you do that for?!"
Even better, Mario looks at his teammates like that *after he was the first to lose*
wow. I never received this much likes before. ( 61 likes )
23:53 at least Randy knows how to draw the Triforce!
18:05 “Just avoid the Giant spiky-“ Randy: *Nah I’mma dip.*
ngl I love recurring gag of you telling Randy how to win the minigame or having some sort of hope that he could win it only to cut to him brutally failing it
14:27 I always love how Randy is a total psychopath in this minigame
Theoretically, every minigame is possible with random inputs.
Literally 0:17 lmao
8:36 In your Luigi vs Randy video, Randy actually WON this minigame, so yes, it's possible for him to score points here.
But that was LUIGI playing. MARIO is smarter and does more than nothing.
6:11 Randy just drew an accurate representation of today's stock market 😮
he's such a talented artist!!
So what you wanna do here Randy is avoid the.... Randy: 'Say no more', jumps off. I mean hid did avoid the penguins, and other similar objectives so... 🤔
5:57 can we just talk about that insane luck
Nah randy is just built diferent
7:09 maybe Randy is lactose intolerant?
i am honestly shocked how randy gave wins to his enemies just so that they dont feel bad. Randy is not only a good player at videogames but also a true friend, is there anything more important in life?
16:35 “Randy: Eh, I’m sure that tower wasn’t important.” *Breaking news, at the infamous date of September 11, 2001-*
Give Randy 3 siblings and make them all compete in a game of Mario Party!
This all varying in degree of intelligence
It makes me happy that you get straight into the actual content of the video. No intro, no coding and lengthy explanation, no fluff. A fresh taste.
"Let's see how bumper balls goes" - immediately yeets self off platform...
Literally just found this channel a couple days ago starting with one of the videos including Randy and I just love it, after seeing that Randy wasn’t here for 8 months I thought it would be a while since he came back sadly but I came right in time!
Omg same happened to me
5:59 ... How that's all I have to say JUST HOW!!!
But what if all 4 players are random inputs???
Watching a j0rts video is like going to some kind of school for video games, and it's the teacher you always looked forward to because he's so enthusiastic about what he does and has such creative ways to teach the content. It's chaotic and hilarious and I always come away with some kind of game dev insight. I think Randy is the class hamster now
If every input is COMPLETELY random then technically all minigames would be somewhat possible? If given enough time Randy could've done every possible input needed to complete each minigame it's like the monkey typewriter thought experiment where if an infinite amount of monkeys had an infinite amount of time, they could hypothetically type out the entire works of Shakespeare Say that Randy did have an infinite amount of time to perform these random inputs and random intervals. Eventually he would've performed every necessary input to complete all of the minigames. I guess Randy is hypothetically and in our hearts, the best mario party player ever
Great choice of music right there 20:36!
"no level of mind games has ANY affect on him. He WILL choose randomly and he WILL FIND YOU" 13:06
The “waa” every time you tell him his failures are okay is probably the best thing about this video. lol
This is a very silly video concept but that's what I watch j0rts for so im happy!
RANNNNDDYYYYYY!!!!
technically, if you give an infinite amount of randys an infinite amount of copies of mario party, one of them is gonna win all minigames in a row flawlessly
Infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters type theory
Theory@@da_real_bup
@@superfrutamagmarratmann5869 correct that's what I wrote?
@@da_real_bup you said "type theory" I typed theory
16:35 *RANDY KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING.*
In America: shyguys tells you what to do In mother Russia: you tell shy guy
Randy...you're concerningly obsessed with cliffs.
He has 900 IQ because in the penguin game he literally jumped in the water to avoid all the Penguins which is a secret move😂
this is basically the infinite monkey theorem
3:00 This is my pet duck Randy going for his first swim! Be careful Randy- RANDY?
“Okay Randy you just need to avoid people” Randy: *kills himself* “Well yes but actually no”
The fact that he won 50/100 is amazing (If someone were to blindly answer a 100 question multiple choice quiz, they would score a 50- thats what they say at least)
Randy is trying, okay? I don't know WHAT he's trying... but he's trying.
Randy is kind of special, isn’t he, Also Congrats on 100k dude
Honestly, your commentary is the best part of the entire video! 'OK, Randy. What you need to do is avoid all the penguins. (Falls into the water) That's not what I meant!' 😂
It being 50/100 or 50% is beautiful in a way because it's the end percentage of selecting randomly in sometimes.
Technically an infinite number of randys with infinite time will, at SOME point, play the exact inputs for the best TAS possible all at the same time, for all the minigames in a row.
16:35 randy is trying to recreate history
I like how a lot of these aren't possible because Randy wins, but because the others lose.
21:00 "he is very selective about which boxes he wants to open." *gets suckerpunched in the nose*
I do like that you gave the appropriate amount of thought, patience and testing to each game…which sometimes means one attempt and other times twenty. Also the pacing of this video is perfect.
God, i love how you trow sarcastic remarks at randys performance every time, they hit every time and make me laugh so much. Just my type of humor.
*technically* all of them, because random could in theory create the most perfect set of inputs, it’s just very unlikely
13:10 -“he will chose randomly and he will find YOU.” Scariest words said
1:00 Now this. THIS is art.
When you start selling merch, your first shirt should be a 'Team Randy' shirt
RETURN OF THE KING!!!! Randy is truly my favorite robot to ever exist, I love him so much
You should try putting Randy into an actual game! For some reason, i feel like he has a pretty good shot at becoming a superstar. It’d be hilarious to see how he does in a map. (Also i’ve learned not to doubt him, i trust he can win a game.)
A few months ago, Failboat's Grandma returned. Now Randy!
Thank you for telling me that secret Randy in Mario puzzle because I always lose in that minigame
-hey Randy how do we beat a game about avoiding spikes -lava -what? -L a v a
technically, every game is possible, just not probable
"Daisy and Mario are too busy over here butt-slamming Yoshi" I beg your finest of pardons?
I did not expect half of these to be winnable. Great work Randy!
Randy winning the memory game without any memory fucking killed me. Like holy shit. He knows hes the main character.
of course randy will win, cuz he and waluigi is NUMBAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
I would argue they are all possible if the inputs are actually random, just really unlikely though.
Yeah after so many safety checks, I think Randy is just the local Inspector
got a tear in my eye at the end. I'm so proud of you, randy
I'm not kidding when I say that I clicked, forgot the video premise, and then checked comments and thought Randy's just yeah at the game.
“The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, including the complete works of William Shakespeare”
“Ok Randy, for this one you will have to avoid ____” (proceeds to run off cliff) “no that’s not what I meant”
The editing/comedic timing in this video is incredible. Bless you Randy, bless you.
6:54 - he is enjoying his life while others are struggling in a fight
first video with an over 10 minute runtime that legit had me laughing the entire way through thanks randy but especially thanks to the script
Technically all of them are possible since theres always a microscopic chance for him to use the perfext input every time. Because he's perfect and we love him
Randy has to avoid... Randy: "Say less, I'll just jump off"
Randy is such a simple guy, but we all love him ^^ Another great video with Randy, I love seeing Randy's adventures!
this video cracked me up LOL your commentary is hilarious
13:11 "and he will find you" that sounds scary
Randy being Waluigi just makes perfect sense
Randy is a good person he doesn’t need to win he need make sure the walls and fences are safe
Randy’s various noises make it 10x better.
This is a surprisingly good list of mini games you can play with your younger sibling or cousin
Your comedic editing is just perfect! 😂
I would love to see Smosh Games play against this in their Don't Win Mario Party series
Given an infinite amount of attempts, Randy could complete all of these at pixel-perfect precision
I was laughing throughout the entire video. Tye commentary was amazing 10/10
Strictly speaking every game could be completed, the perfect random sequence is a possibility every time
This was more fun to watch than it should've been.
I would like to point out that "winning" coin minigames means collecting at least one coin - so all of them *are* possible to "win", just not necessarily possible for him to get the *most* coins.