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The pinned comment sucks
@shrunkenmonkey53 жыл бұрын
Nice
@asymmetricpixiedust53743 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Saiintniic3 жыл бұрын
that pinned comment sucks
@NathanielSnider10173 жыл бұрын
drew got ya
@anishk59323 жыл бұрын
yea
@leavemealone87663 жыл бұрын
Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.
@pjacobsen10003 жыл бұрын
+
@jeniferjoseph92003 жыл бұрын
It was originally when it started in Los Angeles in the 1920s.
@chs753 жыл бұрын
@@chs75 Thanks for that info.
@pjacobsen10003 жыл бұрын
@@pjacobsen1000 You're welcome.
@chs753 жыл бұрын
They actually made some great videos on the places like the Plaza Hotel and New York Library that actually walked you through a lot of the architecture, history, and design of the buildings. I wish they made more videos like that instead of celebrity home tours. Only 2 or 3 out of every 10 home tours they do ever have interesting and classy architecture and interior design and the rest is ridiculously luxurious and ugly shit.
@AlasdairGR3 жыл бұрын
Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.
@mollyfoxxx3 жыл бұрын
Did I already ask you on another free video if I could add you on Instagram
@jojojaykay3 жыл бұрын
If you're rich enough you can actually pee or poop anywhere, public indecency only carries a $500 fine
@celebalert56163 жыл бұрын
@@celebalert5616 oh my god you're right
@Laura-yu8hs3 жыл бұрын
@@celebalert5616 Don't give them ideas
@ashikjaman19403 жыл бұрын
Are you sure cutting flowers is a metaphor for a bathroom and not trimming weed
@mauirandall81763 жыл бұрын
“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.” there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us
@katelynpringle5506 Жыл бұрын
No, people like living in smaller placed than these.
@nineteenfortyeight6762 Жыл бұрын
Remember that these rooms are often designed by the "family head" to spend time with family, but they often do not care about it. A lot of people actually make theatres in their basements to enjoy with their families, but all other people would rather chill in a bright living room. These also aren't necessarily very rich people, as all you need for that is a projector, a sound system, a device to play back video and a few chairs/sofas. All are common items that can be found for fairly cheap if you know what you're looking for.
@leonro11 ай бұрын
I had a friend growing up who has a private theater and a sauna in her basement. She rarely went down there, and that’s where all the cool stuff was at.
@JackieOwl9411 ай бұрын
@@JackieOwl94 that's the thing though, it's not so cool once you have it
@leonro11 ай бұрын
Cause rooms like that are lonely as heck without being full@@JackieOwl94
@frankdobs8 ай бұрын
"So I thought it would be cool if I put a rail system connecting my house to my other houses" is one of those phrases I thought I would only hear in reference to Minecraft.
@reaganbartels99932 жыл бұрын
same.
@vizthex3 ай бұрын
It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.
@bluebubble9263 жыл бұрын
Thats a great analogy lol. Or a minecraft house that you don't know how to fill empty space
@SadLoserCanjuju3 жыл бұрын
Or you are like "I'm sure when I buy more packs I'll be able to fill those spaces" and then you never do or they never do, or the rooms are too small for those big items, but too big for the normal item options, and you get tired of reusing the same decorations and set pieces to fill it out more.
@frostfang13 жыл бұрын
@@SadLoserCanjuju omg yes lol. i used to build huge mansions in minecraft just bc i could, but i always had trouble filling it up and got so frustrated. so now i just build tiny rooms and add onto them whenever i need more space lol
@fkhan20063 жыл бұрын
I love making rooms like that half rooms on either side and putting a table in the middle
@featherpuke3 жыл бұрын
I’ve been there 😂😂
@sarahanne__3 жыл бұрын
I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.
@richardsorensen41633 жыл бұрын
I cringed when he said that.
@tinachristine45733 жыл бұрын
one of my fav artist, "machine girl" does venues and concerts and for some reason I though about him doing a private concert. It was extremely uncomfortable to think about.
@rowmaster68943 жыл бұрын
@@rowmaster6894 yeah, anyone coming to my house to play music for me sounds horrifying actually.
@richardsorensen41633 жыл бұрын
Probably a Cardi B concert... imagine her full costume, singing WAP in the middle of your living room to you and your close relatives. I'm cool with my Spotify on speaker tyvm.
@biazacha3 жыл бұрын
@@biazacha I would actually love to see my relatives reacting to that performance. I love Cardi B, she's everything.
@richardsorensen41633 жыл бұрын
And that is how you launder money. "Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."
@PhantomSavage2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t do cocaine, Officer. I just like the smell.”
@TPRM16 ай бұрын
Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.
@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH2 жыл бұрын
False, airport lounges are more comfortable. Usually you aren't the only human being in a ten mile radius, listening to the echo of your own voice! XD
@clockworkmonsters8590Ай бұрын
I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
@tinymxnticore3 жыл бұрын
@Tiny Manticore for realllll! That was the best part. She knew it was ridiculous and there is no consequence to lying about it 😂😂
@victorialeonard52753 жыл бұрын
It really is,l xd what's up with her setting up and deadpanly telling the most hilarious shit ever from time to time
@gabssza85693 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing is she is actually allergic to limes lmao
@shamsihf3 жыл бұрын
@@shamsihf really!!!?? Why would she have so many??
@mariahholden20883 жыл бұрын
@@mariahholden2088 she hired someone to make the house look good before the tour and they put the limes in there i think
@shamsihf3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"
@lciav3 жыл бұрын
@krwnt we have to take a golf cart to get there tho
@apollo15733 жыл бұрын
lol
@m0nsi3333 жыл бұрын
@krwnt lmao
@melody-cn3wk3 жыл бұрын
We made it small so we could have a massive garden.
@MissCaraMint3 жыл бұрын
Any player of the Sims knows mansions suck LOL
@jennw68093 жыл бұрын
If you aren’t holding extravagant balls and having everyone stay over in their own room along with their own servants etc, then you don’t deserve your mansion. Them’s the rules.
@caidalee19942 жыл бұрын
Why even have a chandelier if you’re not going to drop it on a horrified audience of innocent opera-goers. I mean really
@bigjedimullet Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but I just imagined holding a pair of extravagant testicles in my hand and laughed way too hard.
@leonro11 ай бұрын
@@bigjedimullet Honestly chandeliers look pretty cool, I'd have one in my house if I had unlimited money. Only one though, too many would just make all of them not special.
@leonro11 ай бұрын
@@leonro Good heavens, these family jewels are simply exquisite!
@caidalee199411 ай бұрын
@@bigjedimulletErik is that you??
@goro_majima985 ай бұрын
The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀
@anerrorhasoccurred8727 Жыл бұрын
Why doesn't this have more likes 💀
@charlesthewendigo249411 ай бұрын
... Lucky Pierce! (not to be confused with Lucky Pierre; if you don't know what that means, don't Google it)
@pringlebatch9 ай бұрын
Lucky pierce
@yuki97kira8 ай бұрын
To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”
@rudolphthompson4003 жыл бұрын
I'm also an Eminem fan.
@iammora52663 жыл бұрын
A
@jepp64193 жыл бұрын
Can confirm, no one knows exactly where Justin Bieber was when Drew recorded this video, therefore, it’s 99.99% probable proof he was potentially there at that time, possibly.
@MDSF90903 жыл бұрын
@@MDSF9090 exactly.
@rudolphthompson4003 жыл бұрын
@Nobody it’s justine beaver not justin bieber 🤬
@soapy76193 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.
@hjt0913 жыл бұрын
Ain't that the truth
@rat_dragon2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but why did he not install an elevator? Somebody really dropped the ball on that one.
@susanma48992 жыл бұрын
Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care
@Howtoeatrocks Жыл бұрын
I mean if an old gremlin that looked like Vera Farmiga needed a boy toy I would run away with her.
@henryjohnson-ville38344 ай бұрын
I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.
@limitless37659 ай бұрын
If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all
@kellymccoy30383 жыл бұрын
Not if you season them right
@sallyr83843 жыл бұрын
Eat the rich Eat the rich Eat the rich
@mochiyoongs55653 жыл бұрын
@@mochiyoongs5565 love that it's a Min Yoongi account that's saying this ♡
@fresapreso14913 жыл бұрын
@@mochiyoongs5565 yyoooongiiii
@shubh56143 жыл бұрын
@@mochiyoongs5565 Nah we should tax the rich people
@alexm.a.d8923 жыл бұрын
Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”. Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.
@piogal343 жыл бұрын
yes he should.
@ddjsoyenby3 жыл бұрын
When I tell you I wheezed
@tararobinson59233 жыл бұрын
fool, they'd name the child Drewmanda. the only accurate name for any child.
@sparco9563 жыл бұрын
Amandrewnior
@TheHannasaurus3 жыл бұрын
I literally didn't know until 9:36
@cinnamon93903 жыл бұрын
It's kind of heartbreaking to see useless things like flower cutting rooms and unused rooms when there are so many families crammed into one bedroom apartments or living in hotel rooms
@Acr6gAttt-mq2hr4 ай бұрын
as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare
@rosen_venus2 ай бұрын
in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.
@Amanda-hq9of3 жыл бұрын
Who thought that putting out a display of nothing but dozens of limes was even a good idea? Like they’re limes, it looked so weird and not normal at all no one has that many limes or displays them like that
@micaylarobbins57273 жыл бұрын
@@micaylarobbins5727 especially because she said she didn't know it was there and it was just set dressing like i know that's how reality shows work but it just takes away from "exploring celebrity homes" when it's not even theirs
@marisleong87253 жыл бұрын
@@marisleong8725 it's not literally a set. It's her home it was just "set dressed" to look better for photos. Same thing in the David Harbour AD video, he has candles around his bathtub and mentions they aren't usually there but his interior designer put them there for the video
@mattsaracen73 жыл бұрын
My mom has decor in her kitchen of fake fruits, most of which she can't eat either from allergies or heart medication. "You like pineapple, huh?" "Nope, I'd swell up and die, but they match my oven mitts."
@isiaadiel34683 жыл бұрын
@@mattsaracen7 oh my bad yeah i meant set dressed lol but yeah it just kind of takes away from a "homey" environment unless that's how their home actually is. its really uncomfortable to watch tbh, i just wished they'd live everything as it is instead of trying to make it look better
@marisleong87253 жыл бұрын
There's a middle ground. Too rich? Bad taste. Too poor? You think normal/boring stuff is luxurious. Essentially what I'm saying is; Hire me, billionaires, to furnish and decorate your home with my middle-class expertise, my rates start at 60k/hr + snacks (very good deal, hmu)
@ZNA_Productions3 жыл бұрын
Oh very reasonable!
@devonwatkins69773 жыл бұрын
Yo, tryin' to undercut MY business plan by 30k?! Disgraceful! Stick to whacky awesome knives n shit.
@VSPhotfries3 жыл бұрын
But with that rate, you'll soon become too rich to have that kind of a well-balanced palate!
@molly.bagel63 жыл бұрын
jPnewpic88.men
@user-or5ip7cm5u3 жыл бұрын
What are you doing here? Go make cool armour and weapons and stuff!
@Vladimir-wh5hs3 жыл бұрын
I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants
@MyHairIsAbnormal Жыл бұрын
I want some taxedermized humans
@DrDolan2000 Жыл бұрын
Both your ideas are wonderful. Let's combine them and go with a neo-modern Sawney Bean castle.
@Tuberculosis_Man Жыл бұрын
@@DrDolan2000 Pretty sure they have that on the dark web. Get your Bitcoin ready! 🤣
@henryjohnson-ville38344 ай бұрын
Oh, the editing at 1:08 is a really nice detail! Like the video was already recorded at that point, since he has it on his phone, but he made the decision to add the little skit. Rich people might have bad taste, but Drew’s taste is great
@cookiesam3212 жыл бұрын
Was gonna comment about this but decided to scroll to see if anyone else did. I’m actually surprised that there aren’t more comments about this.
@mug2812 жыл бұрын
That stood out to me as well!
@yesterdayitrained Жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.
@ronaldeliascorderocalles3 жыл бұрын
I felt this in my bones.
@amandawarner80723 жыл бұрын
same.
@ddjsoyenby3 жыл бұрын
@Nobody I don't know. Are you hispanic?
@ronaldeliascorderocalles3 жыл бұрын
“A private concert for 5 people” I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence
@Whaddif_2 жыл бұрын
Tally hall wall party 06
@noodleiswholesome59462 жыл бұрын
I hope they talked through the whole thing and made Beiber feel like shit.
@carrisebear3499 Жыл бұрын
@@carrisebear3499 You . . . hope???
@Hydrophobiqe Жыл бұрын
Rich people don't feel awkward tho
@Cnut_the_grape Жыл бұрын
That sounds...unfathomably terrible.
@anunaskedforopinion Жыл бұрын
Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.
@peaceseeker123 Жыл бұрын
7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???
@cademillett705410 ай бұрын
I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated
@prettylilcow3 жыл бұрын
Well, you can't have a moist dragon heart lying around because it would attract Mormons.
@TheMusicalFruit3 жыл бұрын
Dehydration is for the peasant 99%!
@sinistercherry35543 жыл бұрын
no one wants a humid dragon heart
@blueblueberry49733 жыл бұрын
Well, dehydrated means that something needs water to function, like when you're thirsty, while dehumidified means that all fluid has been extracted from it. So it's technically correct.
@leifhelland63133 жыл бұрын
I read this comment and was like "Omg this is so funny, lemme like it-" and urm...I'd already liked it???? BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT????? WHHAAAAAT????
@werm31693 жыл бұрын
The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.
@Lozoot23 жыл бұрын
this should’ve been pinned
@CNRMAX3 жыл бұрын
@@CNRMAX i guess the pinned comment really does suck
@daelyn74423 жыл бұрын
I literally went to make this exact comment when I heard drew jr.
@mariesmith32173 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🙃🙃🙃☠☠☠
@sophia632463 жыл бұрын
Same
@pizzatime74333 жыл бұрын
I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”
@Megumi011 Жыл бұрын
I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD
@cullermann22 жыл бұрын
As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.
@originaldeviltongue3 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine having to listen to billionaires kids bullshit all day
@kingbradley80583 жыл бұрын
@@kingbradley8058 you know that one meme of parasite? you know the meme. we all hate the rich here enough to know the meme
@smonkk85563 жыл бұрын
Honestly yes
@yoakleoakle3 жыл бұрын
@@smonkk8556 😭🖐️
@pikachu-cs8gh3 жыл бұрын
@@smonkk8556 lol i thought of that meme with the guy driving the golf cart at 7:19
@crystalw_7253 жыл бұрын
Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
@gustavoroman22143 жыл бұрын
You quoted thanos at drew!!! 👏🏻
@Itvoid1233 жыл бұрын
@The Dark Overlord not always, sometimes it's people who have been or are struggling money-wise and they get into that mindset to save
@Kat-pm3kd3 жыл бұрын
They're the same thing
@ezra80753 жыл бұрын
@WhatTheHell AmIDoingWithMyLife that is true, just felt the need to point that out but yeah sorry if i was pushing thr topic too general this time
@Kat-pm3kd3 жыл бұрын
5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that
@RandyButternubs9172 жыл бұрын
Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing
@Filbie Жыл бұрын
As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.
@S0undCr3w2 жыл бұрын
true, if you have enough money, it's just smart to do things that way
@kidrinke2 жыл бұрын
@Garbage Ilearsi i dont think its right to generalise all rich people
@KirigayaKazutoBeater2 жыл бұрын
@Garbage Ilearsi what? i'm just a middle class person. saying all rich people have servants is like saying every middle class person should just work harder to earn more money. that's not how... groups of people work.
@KirigayaKazutoBeater2 жыл бұрын
@Garbage Ilearsi you are an actual child. grow up and see that people are multi facetted and not this immature view you have. also imagine describing middle class people as "simple" lmaooo i can be whatever i want to be regardless of my class and so can anyone else.
@KirigayaKazutoBeater2 жыл бұрын
@Garbage Ilearsi you are the equivalent of sjws believing in feminist when they just hate men for no reason. it's time to grow up this is really embarrassing.
@KirigayaKazutoBeater2 жыл бұрын
I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.
@vape95463 жыл бұрын
"Here is our cactus licking room, and right next door is our chocolate screaming study where we all scream at chocolate"
@MaxskiSynths3 жыл бұрын
@@MaxskiSynths We have two types of bathrooms ones you shit in and ones you piss in.
@vape95463 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao
@alliexcx55763 жыл бұрын
Me,making a big sims 4 home: this is the dungeon for my slaves to paint
@yuki97kira3 жыл бұрын
@@yuki97kira I was thinking the same, its like they have unlimited money in the sims game or something and they spend it on super specific rooms that just pop in their heads at a certain point and there was nothing to limit what they can build.
@marius71923 жыл бұрын
“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.
@rachelcookie3214 ай бұрын
Yeah if im paying millions of dollars for a house, I’d much rather it feel like the set of bridgerton than a mall / parking garage hybrid like those “modern LA style” mansions. Historical architecture is lit, cold marble floors and hostile minimalism is not
@kalyssiaseptember26 күн бұрын
My theory: Money makes people stupid. People having too much money actually hurts the free market economy, because they no longer have to make logical buying decisions and don't have to consider pros and cons and weigh alternatives...
@dh5102 жыл бұрын
At the very least, consider that making those rooms cost a lot of money, and that money flowed into the pockets of the architects, construction workers, and utility engineers who can then use the money more effectively in their own transactions. On the other hand, then you have a useless room that took up the valuable time and materials and effort of some folks who could have been building apartments for homeless people instead. So there's that.
@General12th2 жыл бұрын
I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.
@kvasir89313 жыл бұрын
Okay but an afternoon tea nook sounds awesome😂😂
@lucyheartfilia90773 жыл бұрын
What a simple man.
@sam.m.i.e_ralston3 жыл бұрын
So do you not need a bathroom, or do you just go in the pool?
@kaitlindoesarts3 жыл бұрын
where ya gonna shit
@coltonbates6293 жыл бұрын
@@kaitlindoesarts lol you don’t go in the pool?
@angelvu3 жыл бұрын
Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”
@houyeet3 жыл бұрын
harry styles with his 300$ plain black notebook:
@anyaphull14403 жыл бұрын
"do I like it?" "I'll pay someone to tell me - SHOULD I like it?"
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
Honestly, and u forgot the "it comes in golden color u say? Aight I'll take it"
@SunlessPeriwinkle3 жыл бұрын
not all. There's also a difference between new and old money (on average).
@MsBhappy3 жыл бұрын
9:17 Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀
@sarahtriboix-kamga4168 ай бұрын
The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster
@ayyydogg3 ай бұрын
Private Justin Bieber concert?? Billionaires really live on a different planet to us huh
@Patterrz3 жыл бұрын
‘people tend not to use their movie theatres cause they have to walk all the way down the stairs’ ....
@ryanmac52223 жыл бұрын
They just know where to get those tickets from
@igorcotruta3 жыл бұрын
@@ryanmac5222 😂
@whereaminoliterallywheream10353 жыл бұрын
I would pay to not have a private justin bieber concert
@karstais3 жыл бұрын
Yah...an alien planet where there's creatures who like to awkwardly sit still and listen to horrible music while the horrible musician looks directly into their faces, barely more than 5 feet away. I mean...if you're into extravagant horror, this is it.
@Kijinn3 жыл бұрын
Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.
@NicTurbo3 жыл бұрын
and as our reminder to eat the rich.
@ddjsoyenby3 жыл бұрын
Keep having to remind myself that Modest Pelican isn't the only one who plays Hitman lmao
@stillkickin3783 жыл бұрын
Omg I love this comment
@CoffeeSandwich3 жыл бұрын
Chandeliers also exist so that dobby can make it fall on bellatrix before she tries to kill hermione
@hogwartsnerd6663 жыл бұрын
Was literally playing Hitman when I watched this video, so perfect comment.
@RyanBlakeKain3 жыл бұрын
Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.
@jungtothehuimang Жыл бұрын
If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.
@why_though Жыл бұрын
You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”
@americantoast93673 жыл бұрын
yes.
@meghalok3 жыл бұрын
?
@marieantoinette29433 жыл бұрын
@@marieantoinette2943 rich people have poor taste like them being rich but having poor taste even though they are rich
@fancifulfox39403 жыл бұрын
@@fancifulfox3940 i wouldnt expect marie antoinette to get the joke lol
@IOSFifaUploads3 жыл бұрын
If this was reddit, I'd give you an award In the meantime, have a like
@themumblingdumpling28383 жыл бұрын
my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.
@SniffyTugBoat3 жыл бұрын
that's so funny! lol.
@rachael38293 жыл бұрын
I say this as a tall person, having a guarantee you'll never hit your head walking around at home (barring unforeseen circumstances ie falling) is an absolute blessing
@im_an_oyster3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@reetchoudhary22773 жыл бұрын
Well yeah doorways are a necessity, the other things are luxuries and you could easily buy a house with them in if you have enough money to build one, but slightly higher than average doors? That's an annoyance he'd have to live with his whole life everywhere he goes because doorways are not designed for his height, now he finally has a home he can actually fit in, obviously that's gonna be more important than optional luxuries
@butasimpleidiotwizard3 жыл бұрын
@@butasimpleidiotwizard that is so very right
@reetchoudhary22773 жыл бұрын
I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.
@BioYuGi Жыл бұрын
2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"* That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.
@TyphoonTYUIOP11 ай бұрын
That one guy's theater sucks actually. the window and light walls are real bad for projectors (even with blinds) and the tile floor is bad for sound.... Walls and floors should be soft, dark materials. There's no shot of the screen but it's probably just set in the wall. This is a theater for presentation, not function. (this is what i get for having a professional home theater designer as a parent)
@dpeterson56303 жыл бұрын
All good points :-)
@dontbefatuousjeffrey24943 жыл бұрын
Yeah, isn’t that why the home theatres are in the basement? Because they have speakers on the walls and having a room with windows is bad for insulating the sounds?
@oliviac2953 жыл бұрын
@@oliviac295 but what about the STAIRS?!
@sharkythesharkdogg97323 жыл бұрын
@@sharkythesharkdogg9732 Just put a elevator in and now you’ve also made it wheelchair accessible.
@ineedaname59283 жыл бұрын
@@ineedaname5928 i want them to introduce anti-stair man and ski elevator to house no.2 man and they can fight to the death for the cheering masses of rome
@calamitysangfroid24073 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.
@beec39933 жыл бұрын
"I HAVE to justify these limes" - her, probably
@vez38343 жыл бұрын
Imagine if she said i love Awkward Puppets on yt and because of it i take 30 tequila shots each day thats why i have alot of limes.
@TheAdatto3 жыл бұрын
she’s so likable to me that i find it endearing rather than gross and out of touch. she’s so awkward and honest at the same time i love it
@R34G4N3 жыл бұрын
She just accidentally found out she had a Lime Presenting Room
@doctoraep3 жыл бұрын
@@doctoraep it will probably be a long time before I can buy a house but this comment makes me want to have a room called the lime presenting room
@loganmiller78273 жыл бұрын
this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch
@ansigatico632 ай бұрын
I feel like having a separate kitchen for the chef was actually a good idea. I can see my chef gets annoyed when I wander in looking for a snack or something, and I get annoyed too when I'm cooking and someone interrupts😄
@ayisaaa79492 жыл бұрын
Not a very subtle flex there
@lolwutizit2 жыл бұрын
Lol I wasn't trying to flex, just trying to make a point. I can see how it seems obnoxious though. Sorry
@ayisaaa79492 жыл бұрын
@@lolwutizit he meant "I" as in if i was the rich guy. he didnt mean to say that he _is_ the rich guy.
@alexisventura7191 Жыл бұрын
@@alexisventura7191 literally said when not if
@schwarz8614 Жыл бұрын
The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?
@PlanetCharnBaby3 жыл бұрын
When billionaires say they work hard, they usually mean "someone I hired is working hard for me."
@SavageLynelButtPlug3 жыл бұрын
It's the magic of passive income and inheritance
@emilyschrader46983 жыл бұрын
@@SavageLynelButtPlug Bingo
@NorthernGreenEyes3 жыл бұрын
They just profit from exploiting other people
@louisemiller75843 жыл бұрын
They have so much money that they can just stop working and enjoy their house. But they keep working because their net worth is like a highscore to them. I know Elon Musk works like 100 hours per week and sleeps in his factory, so he isn't even home most of the time.
@NaudVanDalen3 жыл бұрын
how is no one talking about that nice “he said the title” transitions. smooth. nice touch. i appreciated it Drewden
@ecofishes3 жыл бұрын
Drewdanzales... wait, I'm confused
@justthetruth39503 жыл бұрын
1:07
@hity1113 жыл бұрын
I was so impressed!
@Basicallycatx3 жыл бұрын
*Roll credit*
@MilA-eh3gf3 жыл бұрын
It was one transition.
@filipsperl3 жыл бұрын
I think Abraham Lincoln designed that theatre where the lights come on if someone walks in behind you.
@stephanielanzafame2185 Жыл бұрын
Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.
@AnnikaVictoria24 Жыл бұрын
The Dakota Johnson lime controversy is really a gut punch.
@jdxawe3 жыл бұрын
Yoy
@RhyxMan3 жыл бұрын
@@RhyxMan what does this m e a n
@itscris013 жыл бұрын
It means inner piece
@RhyxMan3 жыл бұрын
I can't stand these lime lies
@MolecularMachine3 жыл бұрын
You must accept the prophecy
@RhyxMan3 жыл бұрын
I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit
@danelyman3 жыл бұрын
Ikr like what would the fun be in living like a house like that unless you shared it with at least like 10 other people
@ameliemaynard42173 жыл бұрын
They're probably on tiktok
@morat31383 жыл бұрын
As an introvert, I'd hate having people hanging out at my place all the time.
@trax723 жыл бұрын
Ok this might sound weird but even if I had all those money I'd prefer to go out to those places, I mean aren't those also places to socialise? I'd feel super lonely just by thinking that i have a whole ass empty arcade or bowling alley in my basement
@sarakim10703 жыл бұрын
I worked for a family of five (parents and three young children) who lived in a 52-room mansion, with a bowling alley, movie theater, indoor basketball court, two pools, etc. Most of the rooms were literally empty - they didn't have enough furniture to furnish them all and had no need to even enter most of the house. The children were too young to take advantage of the entertainments, the father was always away on business, and the mother was always out at yoga or the gym. It was all so unncessary and obscene.
@Pyper18873 жыл бұрын
A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have
@Cat-fz1uu Жыл бұрын
i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.
@flareboi Жыл бұрын
6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade
@vivtheviv84173 жыл бұрын
Not really surprising tbh
@Sofia-wh9jr2 жыл бұрын
How do you think he made all that money?
@orange36992 жыл бұрын
Heard of one dude who didn't have a phone, instead he had a pay phone for guests.
@TheDanishGuyReviews2 жыл бұрын
I love how he says "atm machine." Don't forget your pin number and make sure someone knows how to do CPR resuscitation of you are going to pay to use the pool. It's a great way to cool off before dealing with the lines at the department of dmv.
@DriscolDevil2 жыл бұрын
Didn't John Paul Getty have a pay phone in his house for guests?
@FanboyFilms2 жыл бұрын
"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel" Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.
@sophieschroer423 жыл бұрын
It really is a shame. Someone should invent and build something like that. That way you can have a bunch of people in one building so not only is it cozier but you can have a sense of community.
@richardgimbel22302 жыл бұрын
Yeh… Like the above comment said, I’m looking forward to the day we can find a way to somehow… and ik this sounds weird,.. stack ppl. It’s weird but omg idk, it’s like cozy sounding :)
@noirblanque53242 жыл бұрын
You know I THINK they have that sort of thing out in the mountains but I can’t put my finger on what it might be...
@adudewithabetsyrossflag81252 жыл бұрын
Start a real estate agency with your idea and creativity
@alexlooking1222 жыл бұрын
@@richardgimbel2230 Not sure about that. You see, poor people live like that. How do you call that...? Overcrowding? I'm sure I read in Quora that makes people hostile towards each other and then they go on the streets shouting nonsense about rights and destroying public property. All of that just to relieve their anger because they don't know how to be civilised. They really should be working more to achieve what they want. Instead they want everything for free. So not for me. I prefer big spaces so every member of the family can have their own space and when we feel like it we spare some time together at our basement movie theater. Nice, isn't it? Edit: It's sarcasm.
@daniarocio50012 жыл бұрын
1:08 this skit is so unnecessarily funny i love it
@soff05312 жыл бұрын
1:08 why is no one talking about how these are the smoothest transitions of all time
@gunnercooper940510 ай бұрын
"Hundreds of willow branches" Shows like five willow branches.
@jamesburk81453 жыл бұрын
did you want him to show all of them
@sIurz3 жыл бұрын
@@sIurz yes
@BreadCanteloupe3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@nadiamurray83693 жыл бұрын
@@sIurz yes
@mightybasedzao30573 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/nbSAmJmukYyCaGg/bejne.html🤔
@checkmyprofile62093 жыл бұрын
“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???
@mink52513 жыл бұрын
I genuinely love her lmao. At the time I thought she was serious but now I can see the sarcasm lol
@xosecox123 жыл бұрын
Her deadpan sense of humor is so refreshing
@IjeomaThePlantMama3 жыл бұрын
i hope she realises how unintentionally funny she is (btw i'm in love with her oops)
@winko_wink.71643 жыл бұрын
I like mojitos
@googli3003 жыл бұрын
I've seen one where they pointed at a bowl of lemons and said something to the effect of "I don't know why we have that many. My wife says they look nice. We have absolutely no need for them though"
@thatonedog8193 жыл бұрын
The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.
@agogobell28 Жыл бұрын
Hey! I like your stuff. I like your voice, your tone,your demeanor, and other things. I am hesitant to branch outside of the few people I watch but you charmed me out of my shell. Subbed.
@doatmidnight8540 Жыл бұрын
“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney
@Grace-ez2ot3 жыл бұрын
"Kill the rich" -Gandhi
@stepbro40283 жыл бұрын
"Eat the rich." - Mother Teresa
@swoonve3 жыл бұрын
i feel safe in a comment section where there's ppl quoting john mulaney
@azrasophie43813 жыл бұрын
@@azrasophie4381 unrelated but "theres a horse loose in a hospital"
@hellozukohere65143 жыл бұрын
Lol I was actually thinking he sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth!
@rhi93723 жыл бұрын
A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big
@rosalierowan3 жыл бұрын
Truth
@SugarFreeMisery3 жыл бұрын
Lol! Same
@SeanFerree3 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned the kids bunk bed, I literally "that sounds like something on The Sims".
@Mskittenlover123 жыл бұрын
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@eastcoastfamily89023 жыл бұрын
I made an entire mall in the basement complete with a theatre, bowling ally, coffee shop, etc. Lags like hell but it was worth it
@swaggerdagger89763 жыл бұрын
All of a sudden I have a new dream home. I want to build a two-story house, kitchen on the bottom, my future child's bedroom right above that, hole in the ceiling. A full-sized stuffed giraffe that starts in the kitchen, neck pops up through the hole, head looks at the child making sure he goes to bed on time, and then every morning I'll shout through the hole, "OH DREW JR! I MADE EGG", and he excitedly jumps out of bed, makes that sound that Anakin made in the Phantom Menace ("YIPPEE"). He then hops onto the giraffe, slides down his neck, lands perfectly in the chair, fork and knife in hand, bib already on and says, "Good morning, dad???" Turns out I'm already gone. You see, I was concerned he wasn't gonna get out of bed in time, so I had started marching up the stairs ready to discipline my sweet boy. I opened up his door, go, "Huh?" Look down the hole, he's already scarfed down his whole breakfast, threw the bib off, backpack on, looks up to me, says, "See you later dad!", and then scurries out the door just in time to make the bus. And then the giraffe comes back to life and we play video games all day until my son comes home. And that's my dream.
@Astarust Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.
@merlinho0t4 ай бұрын
It's because they can AFFORD to have bad taste. They can hire an interior decorator to do whatever they want for fun, because they have the money to change it at any point.
@BrittanyVenti3 жыл бұрын
My parents promised if I hit 2k subs by February 10th they will buy me something to improve my videos. I really need that🥺 Sorry for self promo not a bot
@LarsonProspecting3 жыл бұрын
Lmao these spam replies are a riot.
@henrydikes67043 жыл бұрын
Lmao these spam replies are a riot.
@infamouspickle13423 жыл бұрын
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@lollol-xg7jk3 жыл бұрын
kzhead.info/sun/lcuHaamejp2ngIE/bejne.html and koo sorpgo
@CoolCalChickenBone3 жыл бұрын
I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it
@daneroberts19962 жыл бұрын
It was weird to not ignore it.
@seigeengine2 жыл бұрын
It's weird to think that it's better to just lie than tell the truth. Just tells you that all of these shows are staged. Do these people really think we give a shit if some celebrity likes limes or not.
@likainenerkki70472 жыл бұрын
@@likainenerkki7047 Of course it's staged. People don't just give you a tour around their super clean and tidy house the moment you enter it. On another note it's not really lieing or something like that. It's like when you have a presentation and suddenly there's a picture that your teammate put in last minute that you didn't know about so you panic and start freestyling. Nothing wrong with that
@stopske93322 жыл бұрын
@@stopske9332 but why would you stage a bunch of limes? What's the point? I mean if you're going to stage something then make it better than fucking limes.
@likainenerkki70472 жыл бұрын
@@likainenerkki7047 Well from what she said in the video they put them there to make the place look better. But to be fair the first time I watched the video I didn't think "Oh she must really like limes". I was just very uncomfortable because the limes didn't match the green of the kitchen. So I don't know🤷🏼♀️ They did a bad job with the limes but I mean the rest of the house looked good. They probably do the little stuff like organizing books or setting stuff on tables or in this case filling up the fruit bowls.
@stopske93322 жыл бұрын
"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌
@keganenright691111 ай бұрын
I've never watched anything on your channel before this video; I'm only 5 minutes and 30 seconds into it, and your perfect commentary of the absurd features of the architectural digest videos are cracking me up. I'm interested in watching more of your channel. Great job with this one man :)
@samiraj.1922 жыл бұрын
Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.
@LovelyMarvelous3 жыл бұрын
lowkey pretty hilarious
@emilygee77083 жыл бұрын
she had a point, it was an absurd amount of limes
@realonereal13 жыл бұрын
But I really liked her house😂
@moongirl88073 жыл бұрын
"I love to display them like this..." 😂 She was subtly saying "you guys know this is weird, right?"
@Newest_editsjustbecause3 жыл бұрын
Her lying made her feel like a real person and not just a mascot; you know what I mean?
@spoopyscaryskelebones38463 жыл бұрын
I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.
@lilacpixieasmr31563 жыл бұрын
I love this comment
@dromie50593 жыл бұрын
this is groundbreaking
@sam-jf7lk3 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@beanbot43533 жыл бұрын
No he's greeting my dad, Guy
@ebidy3 жыл бұрын
oh my god it all makes sense now
@akiradiarrhea3 жыл бұрын
6:55 Actually this is true for my household. My house has a cool 3d tv downstairs and surround sound and the most comfortable couch, but we barely go down because it’s a bit of a hassle going downstairs, and then cleaning it, and going up 2 floors when you’re tired
@jointhefist10164 ай бұрын
I used to work (for minimum wage with no tips allowed) at a super exclusive golf club, the joining fee alone was a few hundred thousand pounds and there were a few members who I knew were billionaires. There actually was a shoe shining room, which doesn’t sound that crazy in a golf club until you realise that there were like maybe 20 people a day on average attending the club most of whom didn’t use the room once. It was such a strange place to work because the exterior of everything was so gaudy and expensive looking but as a member of staff as soon as you cross the ‘staff only’ boundary you are surrounded by paper thin walls and an underground staff room with an ancient microwave and a flickering light.
@archieeverett49264 ай бұрын
Drew, it's so obvious that the crystal is used to harness the power of the sun to heat the whole home. ;)
@ChengTeoh3 жыл бұрын
You fool it’s supposed to give you then ability to go into the avatar state
@Flome8103 жыл бұрын
Sounds like J O crystals to me
@ezradactyl3 жыл бұрын
Gotta save money on heating
@mklink52093 жыл бұрын
You're all wrong. That's the crystal that he uses to drain the life essence from gelflings and so that he can live forever.
@TheMusicalFruit3 жыл бұрын
That's bullshit, then it would have a purpose
@AidenD263 жыл бұрын
The fact that the lime thing was a panicked reaction to "why did you put all of these limes in my kitchen" is peak comedy. I'm a huge supporter of that.
@SamGarrett2 жыл бұрын
I would love to stage celebrities homes for tours, just to do random stuff like that.
@Spidertheidiot2 жыл бұрын
Okay.
@Konoronn2 жыл бұрын
I watched that one, it was pretty obvious she was confused by the limes
@MDchainsaw2 жыл бұрын
Knowing "I really love limes... and I like to present them" was her just rolling with some unexpected and baffling set dressing is so much better than it being one of those "look at me. I'm so quirky!" moments. Never trust anyone who's honest all the time.
@dyscotopia2 жыл бұрын
@@dyscotopia what a dumbass thing to say lol
@NadiaSeesIt Жыл бұрын
8:36 I love the shoddy tilework around the lightswitch
@xirabolt4 ай бұрын
i once stayed with a host family in one of these stupid big houses and the family seemed genuinely apologetic id have to share a jack-and-jill bathroom with their youngest daughter as if their entire house wasnt literally eight times the size of mine
@azuill1126 Жыл бұрын
Man if only a Abraham Lincoln had that theater room that turned the lights on when someone came in
@ruthannemarie26683 жыл бұрын
Ruthanne, I’m afraid to tell you that you’ve hit your peak, and nothing else you’ll ever say will be as funny as this
@valentina982732 жыл бұрын
@@valentina98273 i agree with this guy
@comradep85192 жыл бұрын
Yikes, that's intense. But Takis are SERIOUSLY Intense!
@LetterheadStudios2 жыл бұрын
I hope this comment is on your curriculum
@kooberrie2 жыл бұрын
underrated comment lmao
@RainbowRandomFilms2 жыл бұрын
-Actual private chef here Having a seperate kitchen actually is a huge blessing. Cooking for a dinner party with children runing in the kitchen and all the guests constantly asking for extra shit or quick snacks etc can really cut efficiency and can be annoying. Having your own space to work undistracted can really be a blessing
@gabrielarchambault80342 жыл бұрын
just set children traps and threaten people, that's what the rich family I know does
@FirstLast-fl1co Жыл бұрын
@@FirstLast-fl1co where can I pick up a reliable child trap? I tried Lowe’s hardware already no luck🥺
@SourdoughHyena Жыл бұрын
@@SourdoughHyena: Did you try Ace?
@leahryan5560 Жыл бұрын
@@SourdoughHyena my family makes our own child traps. old family recipie
@cloudylemon297511 ай бұрын
Home Depot has a really good trap that can hold up to 3 kids under 12.
@collinsje511 ай бұрын
1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn
@justuser395111 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same, the geometric metal bits with the organic fabricy bits contrast really nicely
@shwing14282 ай бұрын
Okay, you know what I notice? They've made their homes in such a way that they never have to engage with the outside world at all. You don't need to go to a restaurant, you have a private chef. You don't go to the movies, you have your own theater. You don't go to an arcade, you have your own game room. You don't go to a bar, you have a home pub. You go to concerts, you pay pop stars to play piano in the living room you otherwise never enter.
@moonlily18 ай бұрын
"The more expensive the house is, the uglier it gets"
@TimeBucks3 жыл бұрын
Guess drew must be pretty expensive
@me10dy3 жыл бұрын
Sooo, the cheaper the house, the prettier? Nah. That isn't true either. Mediocrity is the best.
@billycasper33513 жыл бұрын
As Freckle famously said, “Sometimes things that are expensive..... are worse.”
@arifike3 жыл бұрын
...stuffed animals? Are we in 1300s?
@vicmendel7163 жыл бұрын
You know when you get rich in the sims and you but very expensive things even tho they are ugly and don’t fit with each other? It’s just like that
@crizmeow83943 жыл бұрын
in dakota’s defense, her home is actually one of the least obnoxious home presented in architectural digest, like the few “rich pple stuff” that i can see is a private garden and a pool and thats about it. other home in architectural digest are huge and have obnoxious features that no one would need like drew said
@internetfairy8883 жыл бұрын
The garden wasn't that unachievable too. Liked her presentation style too.
@komal1463 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too. Her house actually feels like a home and could even pass as something the average person can own (based on the style and lack of extravagant designer pieces).
@addictedtoprocrastination99863 жыл бұрын
She was probably being sarcastic with the I loooove limes, but it just didn't come across very clearly.
@shanhu57693 жыл бұрын
Because actors don't actually make unreasonable amounts and she was born rich so doesn't feel the need to show off
@phoebexxlouise3 жыл бұрын
She's still a weirdo regardless. Something is off mentally about these people... Like a serious lack of self awareness/perspective.
@pricklycats3 жыл бұрын
Dakota Johnson said "I love limes so much. I love presenting them like this in my house" like an AI voice and people thought she was being serious 😂
@daneroberts1996 Жыл бұрын
this is the only drew video that shows up on my school’s wi-fi so i’ve watched it 100 times. it never gets old
@AnaBLouise Жыл бұрын
the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef
@omaraabed2 жыл бұрын
And the kid taking the bus instead of the private jet to school.
@yoonglenoodle4662 жыл бұрын
@@yoonglenoodle466 yeah
@omaraabed2 жыл бұрын
he made egg!
@youreokay78882 жыл бұрын
@@omaraabed Imagine actually taking a Private Jet to your school. You get in and by the time you're Airborne you're already right next to the school so the Pilot has to pull some evasive maneuvers and crashes into the school successfully killing himself, 345 students, and 23 teachers
@Yougotcaged1022 жыл бұрын
In the floristry room?
@chernobylcoleslaw66982 жыл бұрын
I feel like Dakota was startled by the limes and panicked, which is actually kind of relatable. Like "why did you put these limes in my kitchen. why. I can't stop looking at them. it's so many limes. I have to say something about the limes." "I LOVE LIMES"
@xBrii333x3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@deergoat34683 жыл бұрын
the way she said it in the tour was SO sarcastic too, idk how anyone would believe she was serious xD
@0Yazz3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't trust her in a relationship. Saying things to just feel better. Lol naughty Dakota
@baloog82 жыл бұрын
dakota who?
@livemau52152 жыл бұрын
@@baloog8 naughty, naughty, naughty
@crusher91652 жыл бұрын
I feel like they would actually miss out on a lot. Like, don't get me wrong, I would love a 10 mil mansion with a big pool and a big kitchen..... Tho I'd also just like a house and not live in a 10m² dorm room lol But things like going to a cinema, or a bar to play pool, or a concert... Those things become so fun because of the atmosphere. At a concert you _want_ to be in the crowd and get hyped with everyone. Those aren't things that improve by having them in your livingroom.
The pinned comment sucks
Nice
Nice
that pinned comment sucks
drew got ya
yea
Weirdest thing is: Architectural Digest is never about architecture, only about interior decoration. It should be called Internal Digestion.
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It was originally when it started in Los Angeles in the 1920s.
@@chs75 Thanks for that info.
@@pjacobsen1000 You're welcome.
They actually made some great videos on the places like the Plaza Hotel and New York Library that actually walked you through a lot of the architecture, history, and design of the buildings. I wish they made more videos like that instead of celebrity home tours. Only 2 or 3 out of every 10 home tours they do ever have interesting and classy architecture and interior design and the rest is ridiculously luxurious and ugly shit.
Dude really said he has a room dedicated to “cutting flowers”. Wait until he finds out I have a room dedicated to just pooping and peeing.
Did I already ask you on another free video if I could add you on Instagram
If you're rich enough you can actually pee or poop anywhere, public indecency only carries a $500 fine
@@celebalert5616 oh my god you're right
@@celebalert5616 Don't give them ideas
Are you sure cutting flowers is a metaphor for a bathroom and not trimming weed
“Private theaters people tend not to use, cause they have to walk all the way to the basement.” there’s no way this man isn’t fucking with us
No, people like living in smaller placed than these.
Remember that these rooms are often designed by the "family head" to spend time with family, but they often do not care about it. A lot of people actually make theatres in their basements to enjoy with their families, but all other people would rather chill in a bright living room. These also aren't necessarily very rich people, as all you need for that is a projector, a sound system, a device to play back video and a few chairs/sofas. All are common items that can be found for fairly cheap if you know what you're looking for.
I had a friend growing up who has a private theater and a sauna in her basement. She rarely went down there, and that’s where all the cool stuff was at.
@@JackieOwl94 that's the thing though, it's not so cool once you have it
Cause rooms like that are lonely as heck without being full@@JackieOwl94
"So I thought it would be cool if I put a rail system connecting my house to my other houses" is one of those phrases I thought I would only hear in reference to Minecraft.
same.
It’s like in Sims when you accidentally build a house that’s too big, because you have no reference, and you don’t have enough furniture to fill the space.
Thats a great analogy lol. Or a minecraft house that you don't know how to fill empty space
Or you are like "I'm sure when I buy more packs I'll be able to fill those spaces" and then you never do or they never do, or the rooms are too small for those big items, but too big for the normal item options, and you get tired of reusing the same decorations and set pieces to fill it out more.
@@SadLoserCanjuju omg yes lol. i used to build huge mansions in minecraft just bc i could, but i always had trouble filling it up and got so frustrated. so now i just build tiny rooms and add onto them whenever i need more space lol
I love making rooms like that half rooms on either side and putting a table in the middle
I’ve been there 😂😂
I can literally think of nothing more awkward than a private Justin Bieber concert in my house.
I cringed when he said that.
one of my fav artist, "machine girl" does venues and concerts and for some reason I though about him doing a private concert. It was extremely uncomfortable to think about.
@@rowmaster6894 yeah, anyone coming to my house to play music for me sounds horrifying actually.
Probably a Cardi B concert... imagine her full costume, singing WAP in the middle of your living room to you and your close relatives. I'm cool with my Spotify on speaker tyvm.
@@biazacha I would actually love to see my relatives reacting to that performance. I love Cardi B, she's everything.
And that is how you launder money. "Why yes, Mr. IRS, I made $200,550,876.97 from my private arcade business... in my home... I don't even know what cocaine tastes like."
“I don’t do cocaine, Officer. I just like the smell.”
Modern homes have the aesthetic of a dentist office and the comfort level of an airport lounge.
False, airport lounges are more comfortable. Usually you aren't the only human being in a ten mile radius, listening to the echo of your own voice! XD
I don't know why, but Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is the funniest thing I've seen all day.
@Tiny Manticore for realllll! That was the best part. She knew it was ridiculous and there is no consequence to lying about it 😂😂
It really is,l xd what's up with her setting up and deadpanly telling the most hilarious shit ever from time to time
The funniest thing is she is actually allergic to limes lmao
@@shamsihf really!!!?? Why would she have so many??
@@mariahholden2088 she hired someone to make the house look good before the tour and they put the limes in there i think
Imagine a rich person building a smaller house: "We made it small so it's quicker to walk around"
@krwnt we have to take a golf cart to get there tho
lol
@krwnt lmao
We made it small so we could have a massive garden.
Any player of the Sims knows mansions suck LOL
If you aren’t holding extravagant balls and having everyone stay over in their own room along with their own servants etc, then you don’t deserve your mansion. Them’s the rules.
Why even have a chandelier if you’re not going to drop it on a horrified audience of innocent opera-goers. I mean really
I'm sorry but I just imagined holding a pair of extravagant testicles in my hand and laughed way too hard.
@@bigjedimullet Honestly chandeliers look pretty cool, I'd have one in my house if I had unlimited money. Only one though, too many would just make all of them not special.
@@leonro Good heavens, these family jewels are simply exquisite!
@@bigjedimulletErik is that you??
The room with the single chair at 8:00 coupled with _”let’s show you Pierce’s bathroom :)”_ is absolutely hilarious in the most terrifying way 💀
Why doesn't this have more likes 💀
... Lucky Pierce! (not to be confused with Lucky Pierre; if you don't know what that means, don't Google it)
Lucky pierce
To the people saying that wasn’t Justin Bieber I say, “Prove it, idiot”
I'm also an Eminem fan.
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Can confirm, no one knows exactly where Justin Bieber was when Drew recorded this video, therefore, it’s 99.99% probable proof he was potentially there at that time, possibly.
@@MDSF9090 exactly.
@Nobody it’s justine beaver not justin bieber 🤬
To be fair, it probably is quite a hassle to go downstairs when your house is so big the basement is in a different time zone.
Ain't that the truth
Yeah, but why did he not install an elevator? Somebody really dropped the ball on that one.
Worked as a private chef for a while, I personally really liked having a seperated kitchen. Was able to keep my head down and actually work rather than deal with old gremlins trying to show off their wealth like I care
I mean if an old gremlin that looked like Vera Farmiga needed a boy toy I would run away with her.
I feel like rich people don't understand that all the huge mansions and castles in history didn't just have one rich couple in them. They had hundreds of servants, their whole family tree, as well as large groups of guests living there with them. They were expected to host huge events and had extravagance to impress even more elite guests. In the case of castles, they also had troops and huge compounds with everything they could ever need. Everything was accounted for, and there was logical reason for them never even visit large parts of the house. Building these huge twenty bedroom mansions makes no sense in the modern world, so of course you're trying to fill it with nonsense rooms and furniture.
If they taste this bad maybe we shouldn’t eat them after all
Not if you season them right
Eat the rich Eat the rich Eat the rich
@@mochiyoongs5565 love that it's a Min Yoongi account that's saying this ♡
@@mochiyoongs5565 yyoooongiiii
@@mochiyoongs5565 Nah we should tax the rich people
Like Amanda would let him name their kid “Drew, Jr.”. Drewnior is definitely what they’re naming their kid.
yes he should.
When I tell you I wheezed
fool, they'd name the child Drewmanda. the only accurate name for any child.
Amandrewnior
I literally didn't know until 9:36
It's kind of heartbreaking to see useless things like flower cutting rooms and unused rooms when there are so many families crammed into one bedroom apartments or living in hotel rooms
as a person with adhd the idea of having entire rooms dedicated to specific hobbies like flower cutting sounds simultaneously like a dream and a nightmare
in her defense, they had so many limes around her sink, she could probably think of nothing BUT limes and out came the lie.
Who thought that putting out a display of nothing but dozens of limes was even a good idea? Like they’re limes, it looked so weird and not normal at all no one has that many limes or displays them like that
@@micaylarobbins5727 especially because she said she didn't know it was there and it was just set dressing like i know that's how reality shows work but it just takes away from "exploring celebrity homes" when it's not even theirs
@@marisleong8725 it's not literally a set. It's her home it was just "set dressed" to look better for photos. Same thing in the David Harbour AD video, he has candles around his bathtub and mentions they aren't usually there but his interior designer put them there for the video
My mom has decor in her kitchen of fake fruits, most of which she can't eat either from allergies or heart medication. "You like pineapple, huh?" "Nope, I'd swell up and die, but they match my oven mitts."
@@mattsaracen7 oh my bad yeah i meant set dressed lol but yeah it just kind of takes away from a "homey" environment unless that's how their home actually is. its really uncomfortable to watch tbh, i just wished they'd live everything as it is instead of trying to make it look better
There's a middle ground. Too rich? Bad taste. Too poor? You think normal/boring stuff is luxurious. Essentially what I'm saying is; Hire me, billionaires, to furnish and decorate your home with my middle-class expertise, my rates start at 60k/hr + snacks (very good deal, hmu)
Oh very reasonable!
Yo, tryin' to undercut MY business plan by 30k?! Disgraceful! Stick to whacky awesome knives n shit.
But with that rate, you'll soon become too rich to have that kind of a well-balanced palate!
jPnewpic88.men
What are you doing here? Go make cool armour and weapons and stuff!
I want a medieval castle filled with nothing but movie theaters, chandeliers, and taxedermized elephants
I want some taxedermized humans
Both your ideas are wonderful. Let's combine them and go with a neo-modern Sawney Bean castle.
@@DrDolan2000 Pretty sure they have that on the dark web. Get your Bitcoin ready! 🤣
Oh, the editing at 1:08 is a really nice detail! Like the video was already recorded at that point, since he has it on his phone, but he made the decision to add the little skit. Rich people might have bad taste, but Drew’s taste is great
Was gonna comment about this but decided to scroll to see if anyone else did. I’m actually surprised that there aren’t more comments about this.
That stood out to me as well!
Jokes on you, Drew. I have a terrible taste and no money.
I felt this in my bones.
same.
@Nobody I don't know. Are you hispanic?
“A private concert for 5 people” I can’t imagine how terribly awkward that would be, having a celebrity sing for 5 people in an abnormally large room where it definitely echoes the awkward sounds of silence
Tally hall wall party 06
I hope they talked through the whole thing and made Beiber feel like shit.
@@carrisebear3499 You . . . hope???
Rich people don't feel awkward tho
That sounds...unfathomably terrible.
Was buddies with a rich kid. His mom themed every room in thier mansion and he had no say about what his theme was. It was like he was living in a cabin he didn’t choose to live in since his was this odd like rustic cabin theme. So odd and plastic life feeling.
7:41 why did he decide to wave goodbye with both hands like he was surrendering to the cameraman???
I love that the dragon heart is “dehumidified” not dehydrated
Well, you can't have a moist dragon heart lying around because it would attract Mormons.
Dehydration is for the peasant 99%!
no one wants a humid dragon heart
Well, dehydrated means that something needs water to function, like when you're thirsty, while dehumidified means that all fluid has been extracted from it. So it's technically correct.
I read this comment and was like "Omg this is so funny, lemme like it-" and urm...I'd already liked it???? BUT I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE IT????? WHHAAAAAT????
The fact that Drew would name his kid "Drew Jr" and not "Drewnior" makes me deeply concerned for his wellbeing.
this should’ve been pinned
@@CNRMAX i guess the pinned comment really does suck
I literally went to make this exact comment when I heard drew jr.
💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🙃🙃🙃☠☠☠
Same
I’m so stoned right now watching this for probably over the 10th time in my life and I can’t stop laughing and rewinding him saying “nuh-uh-uh- daddy gotta shine those shoes😎”
I honest to god believe that 90 % of the people who own these big ass mansions dont live there like 360 days of the year. whenever they try to show rooms, it just looks like the wander into the rooms for the first time themselves xD
As someone who's worked in the kitchen of a high-class restaurant: Having the kitchen away from the family was definitely for the chef's benefit.
Can you imagine having to listen to billionaires kids bullshit all day
@@kingbradley8058 you know that one meme of parasite? you know the meme. we all hate the rich here enough to know the meme
Honestly yes
@@smonkk8556 😭🖐️
@@smonkk8556 lol i thought of that meme with the guy driving the golf cart at 7:19
Drew going after minimalists and rich people. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
You quoted thanos at drew!!! 👏🏻
@The Dark Overlord not always, sometimes it's people who have been or are struggling money-wise and they get into that mindset to save
They're the same thing
@WhatTheHell AmIDoingWithMyLife that is true, just felt the need to point that out but yeah sorry if i was pushing thr topic too general this time
5:30 this is the hardest I've laughed today and it's specifically at the zoom-in of the vent while you describe the room. What category of humor is that
Drew’s editing is really top notch. I feel like most people don’t notice but it’s amazing
As a private chef, it's actually really nice to have your work kitchen be separate so the billionaires' families don't come wandering in looking for a snack while you're working.
true, if you have enough money, it's just smart to do things that way
@Garbage Ilearsi i dont think its right to generalise all rich people
@Garbage Ilearsi what? i'm just a middle class person. saying all rich people have servants is like saying every middle class person should just work harder to earn more money. that's not how... groups of people work.
@Garbage Ilearsi you are an actual child. grow up and see that people are multi facetted and not this immature view you have. also imagine describing middle class people as "simple" lmaooo i can be whatever i want to be regardless of my class and so can anyone else.
@Garbage Ilearsi you are the equivalent of sjws believing in feminist when they just hate men for no reason. it's time to grow up this is really embarrassing.
I feel like billionaires just make up random purposes for rooms just so they can justify the size of the house.
"Here is our cactus licking room, and right next door is our chocolate screaming study where we all scream at chocolate"
@@MaxskiSynths We have two types of bathrooms ones you shit in and ones you piss in.
Yeah lmao
Me,making a big sims 4 home: this is the dungeon for my slaves to paint
@@yuki97kira I was thinking the same, its like they have unlimited money in the sims game or something and they spend it on super specific rooms that just pop in their heads at a certain point and there was nothing to limit what they can build.
“I don’t feel like I’m in someone’s house right now, I feel like I’m walking through the set of Bridgerton” honestly, that is house goals. The houses in bridgerton are so pretty. I want someone to come into my house and feel like they’re in a historic regency era mansion.
Yeah if im paying millions of dollars for a house, I’d much rather it feel like the set of bridgerton than a mall / parking garage hybrid like those “modern LA style” mansions. Historical architecture is lit, cold marble floors and hostile minimalism is not
My theory: Money makes people stupid. People having too much money actually hurts the free market economy, because they no longer have to make logical buying decisions and don't have to consider pros and cons and weigh alternatives...
At the very least, consider that making those rooms cost a lot of money, and that money flowed into the pockets of the architects, construction workers, and utility engineers who can then use the money more effectively in their own transactions. On the other hand, then you have a useless room that took up the valuable time and materials and effort of some folks who could have been building apartments for homeless people instead. So there's that.
I dont get why someone would need so many rooms. Id be fine with a bedroom, living room, pool room, dart room, chess room, bar, home cinema, afternoon tea nook, dining room, second dining room for fancier dinners, breakfast room, home gym and maybe a few spare rooms for whatever activity I come up with. I'm just a normal guy, don't want anything excessive.
Okay but an afternoon tea nook sounds awesome😂😂
What a simple man.
So do you not need a bathroom, or do you just go in the pool?
where ya gonna shit
@@kaitlindoesarts lol you don’t go in the pool?
Rich peoples taste is literally: “is it absurdly expensive? Ight I’ll take it”
harry styles with his 300$ plain black notebook:
"do I like it?" "I'll pay someone to tell me - SHOULD I like it?"
Honestly, and u forgot the "it comes in golden color u say? Aight I'll take it"
not all. There's also a difference between new and old money (on average).
9:17 Pretty sure Dakota Fanning is actually allergic to limes 💀💀
The segway to the brand deal was an absolute rollercoaster
Private Justin Bieber concert?? Billionaires really live on a different planet to us huh
‘people tend not to use their movie theatres cause they have to walk all the way down the stairs’ ....
They just know where to get those tickets from
@@ryanmac5222 😂
I would pay to not have a private justin bieber concert
Yah...an alien planet where there's creatures who like to awkwardly sit still and listen to horrible music while the horrible musician looks directly into their faces, barely more than 5 feet away. I mean...if you're into extravagant horror, this is it.
Chandeliers only exist for Agent 47 to drop on his targets.
and as our reminder to eat the rich.
Keep having to remind myself that Modest Pelican isn't the only one who plays Hitman lmao
Omg I love this comment
Chandeliers also exist so that dobby can make it fall on bellatrix before she tries to kill hermione
Was literally playing Hitman when I watched this video, so perfect comment.
Rich people who are too lazy to walk downstairs to watch a film in their in-home movie theatre are the same ones who tell poor people they are lazy and not working hard enough.
If I had an ATM room for every time someone owed me money but had excuses, I'd be able to afford that house too.
You should’ve had the title be “rich people have poor taste”
yes.
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@@marieantoinette2943 rich people have poor taste like them being rich but having poor taste even though they are rich
@@fancifulfox3940 i wouldnt expect marie antoinette to get the joke lol
If this was reddit, I'd give you an award In the meantime, have a like
my uncle is an architect and built his own home. the thing he was most proud of was how he raised all the doorways and ceilings to be slightly higher than regular standards bc he is v tall. the home theater in the basement or the stone walled shower that had different heads that all had like jet massage functions?? no, no. the slightly taller than average doorways and ceilings. that was the best feature of the entire home to him.
that's so funny! lol.
I say this as a tall person, having a guarantee you'll never hit your head walking around at home (barring unforeseen circumstances ie falling) is an absolute blessing
Lol
Well yeah doorways are a necessity, the other things are luxuries and you could easily buy a house with them in if you have enough money to build one, but slightly higher than average doors? That's an annoyance he'd have to live with his whole life everywhere he goes because doorways are not designed for his height, now he finally has a home he can actually fit in, obviously that's gonna be more important than optional luxuries
@@butasimpleidiotwizard that is so very right
I could literally spend hours sitting down and planning out what I'd want in a house if I had endless money, and I think the most unusual thing I could think of would be a lego room where it was just a room dedicated to lego.
2:22 *"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume"* That was probably one of the best roasts of all time.
That one guy's theater sucks actually. the window and light walls are real bad for projectors (even with blinds) and the tile floor is bad for sound.... Walls and floors should be soft, dark materials. There's no shot of the screen but it's probably just set in the wall. This is a theater for presentation, not function. (this is what i get for having a professional home theater designer as a parent)
All good points :-)
Yeah, isn’t that why the home theatres are in the basement? Because they have speakers on the walls and having a room with windows is bad for insulating the sounds?
@@oliviac295 but what about the STAIRS?!
@@sharkythesharkdogg9732 Just put a elevator in and now you’ve also made it wheelchair accessible.
@@ineedaname5928 i want them to introduce anti-stair man and ski elevator to house no.2 man and they can fight to the death for the cheering masses of rome
I’m sorry but Dakota seeing a plate of limes, in her own kitchen, that she doesn’t recognize and being so distrust by it that she feels the need to lie about a love of limes she doesn’t have, is hilarious to me.
"I HAVE to justify these limes" - her, probably
Imagine if she said i love Awkward Puppets on yt and because of it i take 30 tequila shots each day thats why i have alot of limes.
she’s so likable to me that i find it endearing rather than gross and out of touch. she’s so awkward and honest at the same time i love it
She just accidentally found out she had a Lime Presenting Room
@@doctoraep it will probably be a long time before I can buy a house but this comment makes me want to have a room called the lime presenting room
this video makes me laugh everytime im sad, the giraffe bit brings me joy without fail every rewatch
I feel like having a separate kitchen for the chef was actually a good idea. I can see my chef gets annoyed when I wander in looking for a snack or something, and I get annoyed too when I'm cooking and someone interrupts😄
Not a very subtle flex there
Lol I wasn't trying to flex, just trying to make a point. I can see how it seems obnoxious though. Sorry
@@lolwutizit he meant "I" as in if i was the rich guy. he didnt mean to say that he _is_ the rich guy.
@@alexisventura7191 literally said when not if
The dumbest thing about most of these rich people's houses is, if they're working as hard as they always claim they do, how do they even have time to enjoy 95% of what they've had built?
When billionaires say they work hard, they usually mean "someone I hired is working hard for me."
It's the magic of passive income and inheritance
@@SavageLynelButtPlug Bingo
They just profit from exploiting other people
They have so much money that they can just stop working and enjoy their house. But they keep working because their net worth is like a highscore to them. I know Elon Musk works like 100 hours per week and sleeps in his factory, so he isn't even home most of the time.
how is no one talking about that nice “he said the title” transitions. smooth. nice touch. i appreciated it Drewden
Drewdanzales... wait, I'm confused
1:07
I was so impressed!
*Roll credit*
It was one transition.
I think Abraham Lincoln designed that theatre where the lights come on if someone walks in behind you.
Ok but I do love Dita von teese's house haha. It's way too big obviously, but it's so tacky and kitsch, I love it 😍 I'd do it with entirely secondhand items and cheaper antiques though.
The Dakota Johnson lime controversy is really a gut punch.
Yoy
@@RhyxMan what does this m e a n
It means inner piece
I can't stand these lime lies
You must accept the prophecy
I just can't imagine owning a movie theater, a bowling alley, an arcade, or any of that shit in my house and not sharing it with everybody. It just blows me away thinking most of these sick rooms are empty while they're doing some boring shit
Ikr like what would the fun be in living like a house like that unless you shared it with at least like 10 other people
They're probably on tiktok
As an introvert, I'd hate having people hanging out at my place all the time.
Ok this might sound weird but even if I had all those money I'd prefer to go out to those places, I mean aren't those also places to socialise? I'd feel super lonely just by thinking that i have a whole ass empty arcade or bowling alley in my basement
I worked for a family of five (parents and three young children) who lived in a 52-room mansion, with a bowling alley, movie theater, indoor basketball court, two pools, etc. Most of the rooms were literally empty - they didn't have enough furniture to furnish them all and had no need to even enter most of the house. The children were too young to take advantage of the entertainments, the father was always away on business, and the mother was always out at yoga or the gym. It was all so unncessary and obscene.
A flower cutting room is something that only a garden witch should have
i can't imagine how awful it would be to be in a huge house with like, one other person. big houses can be great but there's a point where it goes from sick to uncomfortable. i'm a big fan of comfy clutter and i CANNOT imagine how much stuff i'd need to buy to make the house feel like a home.
6:27 I love how the atm machine implies that the dude makes his guests pay money to play in his personal arcade
Not really surprising tbh
How do you think he made all that money?
Heard of one dude who didn't have a phone, instead he had a pay phone for guests.
I love how he says "atm machine." Don't forget your pin number and make sure someone knows how to do CPR resuscitation of you are going to pay to use the pool. It's a great way to cool off before dealing with the lines at the department of dmv.
Didn't John Paul Getty have a pay phone in his house for guests?
"This room is smaller cause we wanted a comfier, cozier feel" Huh. If only there was someway to have an entire place that's smaller and comfier and cozier. Nothing like that exists though.
It really is a shame. Someone should invent and build something like that. That way you can have a bunch of people in one building so not only is it cozier but you can have a sense of community.
Yeh… Like the above comment said, I’m looking forward to the day we can find a way to somehow… and ik this sounds weird,.. stack ppl. It’s weird but omg idk, it’s like cozy sounding :)
You know I THINK they have that sort of thing out in the mountains but I can’t put my finger on what it might be...
Start a real estate agency with your idea and creativity
@@richardgimbel2230 Not sure about that. You see, poor people live like that. How do you call that...? Overcrowding? I'm sure I read in Quora that makes people hostile towards each other and then they go on the streets shouting nonsense about rights and destroying public property. All of that just to relieve their anger because they don't know how to be civilised. They really should be working more to achieve what they want. Instead they want everything for free. So not for me. I prefer big spaces so every member of the family can have their own space and when we feel like it we spare some time together at our basement movie theater. Nice, isn't it? Edit: It's sarcasm.
1:08 this skit is so unnecessarily funny i love it
1:08 why is no one talking about how these are the smoothest transitions of all time
"Hundreds of willow branches" Shows like five willow branches.
did you want him to show all of them
@@sIurz yes
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@@sIurz yes
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“It’s hard to just ignore them.. so I just lied” is THE funniest thing from this video. Probably because I would have done the exact same thing in that situation.. Why were there so many limes???
I genuinely love her lmao. At the time I thought she was serious but now I can see the sarcasm lol
Her deadpan sense of humor is so refreshing
i hope she realises how unintentionally funny she is (btw i'm in love with her oops)
I like mojitos
I've seen one where they pointed at a bowl of lemons and said something to the effect of "I don't know why we have that many. My wife says they look nice. We have absolutely no need for them though"
The fact that all these mansions even exist is disgusting to me.
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“Rich people are weird as sh*t.” - John Mulaney
"Kill the rich" -Gandhi
"Eat the rich." - Mother Teresa
i feel safe in a comment section where there's ppl quoting john mulaney
@@azrasophie4381 unrelated but "theres a horse loose in a hospital"
Lol I was actually thinking he sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth!
A "flower cutting room" is something I'd make in the Sims 4 when I accidentaly make the house too big
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Lol! Same
When he mentioned the kids bunk bed, I literally "that sounds like something on The Sims".
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I made an entire mall in the basement complete with a theatre, bowling ally, coffee shop, etc. Lags like hell but it was worth it
All of a sudden I have a new dream home. I want to build a two-story house, kitchen on the bottom, my future child's bedroom right above that, hole in the ceiling. A full-sized stuffed giraffe that starts in the kitchen, neck pops up through the hole, head looks at the child making sure he goes to bed on time, and then every morning I'll shout through the hole, "OH DREW JR! I MADE EGG", and he excitedly jumps out of bed, makes that sound that Anakin made in the Phantom Menace ("YIPPEE"). He then hops onto the giraffe, slides down his neck, lands perfectly in the chair, fork and knife in hand, bib already on and says, "Good morning, dad???" Turns out I'm already gone. You see, I was concerned he wasn't gonna get out of bed in time, so I had started marching up the stairs ready to discipline my sweet boy. I opened up his door, go, "Huh?" Look down the hole, he's already scarfed down his whole breakfast, threw the bib off, backpack on, looks up to me, says, "See you later dad!", and then scurries out the door just in time to make the bus. And then the giraffe comes back to life and we play video games all day until my son comes home. And that's my dream.
I’m sorry but as a dirt poor person, I actually love Dita’s house. It’s so weird and beautiful and colorful. You can tell she put her entire personality into it, and that there is passion put into every single room. I think it’s a gorgeous home.
It's because they can AFFORD to have bad taste. They can hire an interior decorator to do whatever they want for fun, because they have the money to change it at any point.
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I love that Dakora Johnson saw a comically huge pile of limes in her kitchen and realised it was weird to ignore it
It was weird to not ignore it.
It's weird to think that it's better to just lie than tell the truth. Just tells you that all of these shows are staged. Do these people really think we give a shit if some celebrity likes limes or not.
@@likainenerkki7047 Of course it's staged. People don't just give you a tour around their super clean and tidy house the moment you enter it. On another note it's not really lieing or something like that. It's like when you have a presentation and suddenly there's a picture that your teammate put in last minute that you didn't know about so you panic and start freestyling. Nothing wrong with that
@@stopske9332 but why would you stage a bunch of limes? What's the point? I mean if you're going to stage something then make it better than fucking limes.
@@likainenerkki7047 Well from what she said in the video they put them there to make the place look better. But to be fair the first time I watched the video I didn't think "Oh she must really like limes". I was just very uncomfortable because the limes didn't match the green of the kitchen. So I don't know🤷🏼♀️ They did a bad job with the limes but I mean the rest of the house looked good. They probably do the little stuff like organizing books or setting stuff on tables or in this case filling up the fruit bowls.
"Bono in a Howie Mandel costume" perfect description. 👌
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Dakota Johnson lying about the limes is everything.
lowkey pretty hilarious
she had a point, it was an absurd amount of limes
But I really liked her house😂
"I love to display them like this..." 😂 She was subtly saying "you guys know this is weird, right?"
Her lying made her feel like a real person and not just a mascot; you know what I mean?
I just realized that Drew isn't being funny when he says "hey guy." He is personally greeting Guy Fieri.
I love this comment
this is groundbreaking
hahaha
No he's greeting my dad, Guy
oh my god it all makes sense now
6:55 Actually this is true for my household. My house has a cool 3d tv downstairs and surround sound and the most comfortable couch, but we barely go down because it’s a bit of a hassle going downstairs, and then cleaning it, and going up 2 floors when you’re tired
I used to work (for minimum wage with no tips allowed) at a super exclusive golf club, the joining fee alone was a few hundred thousand pounds and there were a few members who I knew were billionaires. There actually was a shoe shining room, which doesn’t sound that crazy in a golf club until you realise that there were like maybe 20 people a day on average attending the club most of whom didn’t use the room once. It was such a strange place to work because the exterior of everything was so gaudy and expensive looking but as a member of staff as soon as you cross the ‘staff only’ boundary you are surrounded by paper thin walls and an underground staff room with an ancient microwave and a flickering light.
Drew, it's so obvious that the crystal is used to harness the power of the sun to heat the whole home. ;)
You fool it’s supposed to give you then ability to go into the avatar state
Sounds like J O crystals to me
Gotta save money on heating
You're all wrong. That's the crystal that he uses to drain the life essence from gelflings and so that he can live forever.
That's bullshit, then it would have a purpose
The fact that the lime thing was a panicked reaction to "why did you put all of these limes in my kitchen" is peak comedy. I'm a huge supporter of that.
I would love to stage celebrities homes for tours, just to do random stuff like that.
Okay.
I watched that one, it was pretty obvious she was confused by the limes
Knowing "I really love limes... and I like to present them" was her just rolling with some unexpected and baffling set dressing is so much better than it being one of those "look at me. I'm so quirky!" moments. Never trust anyone who's honest all the time.
@@dyscotopia what a dumbass thing to say lol
8:36 I love the shoddy tilework around the lightswitch
i once stayed with a host family in one of these stupid big houses and the family seemed genuinely apologetic id have to share a jack-and-jill bathroom with their youngest daughter as if their entire house wasnt literally eight times the size of mine
Man if only a Abraham Lincoln had that theater room that turned the lights on when someone came in
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@@valentina98273 i agree with this guy
Yikes, that's intense. But Takis are SERIOUSLY Intense!
I hope this comment is on your curriculum
underrated comment lmao
-Actual private chef here Having a seperate kitchen actually is a huge blessing. Cooking for a dinner party with children runing in the kitchen and all the guests constantly asking for extra shit or quick snacks etc can really cut efficiency and can be annoying. Having your own space to work undistracted can really be a blessing
just set children traps and threaten people, that's what the rich family I know does
@@FirstLast-fl1co where can I pick up a reliable child trap? I tried Lowe’s hardware already no luck🥺
@@SourdoughHyena: Did you try Ace?
@@SourdoughHyena my family makes our own child traps. old family recipie
Home Depot has a really good trap that can hold up to 3 kids under 12.
1:40 as an architecture student, i actually adore this chair. It’s fluffier than u think and literally same as the other chairs. Just sit, lay down. It’s comfy and ı like the designnnnn
I was thinking the same, the geometric metal bits with the organic fabricy bits contrast really nicely
Okay, you know what I notice? They've made their homes in such a way that they never have to engage with the outside world at all. You don't need to go to a restaurant, you have a private chef. You don't go to the movies, you have your own theater. You don't go to an arcade, you have your own game room. You don't go to a bar, you have a home pub. You go to concerts, you pay pop stars to play piano in the living room you otherwise never enter.
"The more expensive the house is, the uglier it gets"
Guess drew must be pretty expensive
Sooo, the cheaper the house, the prettier? Nah. That isn't true either. Mediocrity is the best.
As Freckle famously said, “Sometimes things that are expensive..... are worse.”
...stuffed animals? Are we in 1300s?
You know when you get rich in the sims and you but very expensive things even tho they are ugly and don’t fit with each other? It’s just like that
in dakota’s defense, her home is actually one of the least obnoxious home presented in architectural digest, like the few “rich pple stuff” that i can see is a private garden and a pool and thats about it. other home in architectural digest are huge and have obnoxious features that no one would need like drew said
The garden wasn't that unachievable too. Liked her presentation style too.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking too. Her house actually feels like a home and could even pass as something the average person can own (based on the style and lack of extravagant designer pieces).
She was probably being sarcastic with the I loooove limes, but it just didn't come across very clearly.
Because actors don't actually make unreasonable amounts and she was born rich so doesn't feel the need to show off
She's still a weirdo regardless. Something is off mentally about these people... Like a serious lack of self awareness/perspective.
Dakota Johnson said "I love limes so much. I love presenting them like this in my house" like an AI voice and people thought she was being serious 😂
this is the only drew video that shows up on my school’s wi-fi so i’ve watched it 100 times. it never gets old
the most unrealistic thing about Drew's giraffe story was that the dad made the food. where is the chef
And the kid taking the bus instead of the private jet to school.
@@yoonglenoodle466 yeah
he made egg!
@@omaraabed Imagine actually taking a Private Jet to your school. You get in and by the time you're Airborne you're already right next to the school so the Pilot has to pull some evasive maneuvers and crashes into the school successfully killing himself, 345 students, and 23 teachers
In the floristry room?
I feel like Dakota was startled by the limes and panicked, which is actually kind of relatable. Like "why did you put these limes in my kitchen. why. I can't stop looking at them. it's so many limes. I have to say something about the limes." "I LOVE LIMES"
LMAO
the way she said it in the tour was SO sarcastic too, idk how anyone would believe she was serious xD
I wouldn't trust her in a relationship. Saying things to just feel better. Lol naughty Dakota
dakota who?
@@baloog8 naughty, naughty, naughty
I feel like they would actually miss out on a lot. Like, don't get me wrong, I would love a 10 mil mansion with a big pool and a big kitchen..... Tho I'd also just like a house and not live in a 10m² dorm room lol But things like going to a cinema, or a bar to play pool, or a concert... Those things become so fun because of the atmosphere. At a concert you _want_ to be in the crowd and get hyped with everyone. Those aren't things that improve by having them in your livingroom.