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Imagine this being someone’s first video and seeing that intro
This is so underrated
as a new-er subscriber, it sent my sides into orbit this morning, i was laughing so fucking hard XD
I still would subscribe for no reason
Like where your mind is at lol
That would be me, Ah, I almost turned it off. I may or may not be back
Mere hearing some maniac laughing in the woods "tf is he doing now......"
We gon shclanctss dem shclonst
...being excited bought new gun
What are we going to do? We gon....
The Messenger of God, Muhammad, may God bless him and grant him peace, said: (Charity extinguishes sin, just as water extinguishes fire). [11]
She wouldn’t be surprised
The steel helmet actually was quite a precise replica of the WWII German M40 "Stahlhelm" Helmet, in fact it looked as if the thickness of the steel was similar to the original. As some metal detectorists proved by finding originals, those didn't stop a bullet as well - they, as the kevlar helmets used by the German Army of today, were designed to deflect stray shrapnel and ricocheted bullets and protect from everything that has the ability to fall down on the soldiers 😂
so basically both this helmet and the M40 weren’t made to stop a actual bullet and were made to just lightly protect the users head from scars i love german engineering lol
@@bluscout1857 not all helmets were made for protection some Were Made For Protection Against shrapnel
I was about to say this is just a blue-ish Stahlhelm lol 💀
@bluscout1857 EVERY helmet, that doesn't belong to a juggernaut- or bomb suit doesn't stop rifle bullets. Imagine carrying a weight of at least 5kg, what a ballistic helmet would weigh, at all times.. It would have to be made of quite a thick layer of steel.
@@bluscout1857 During ww2 helmets were never supposed to stop bullets. It was mostly to reduce casualties caused by shrapnel.
19:40 dang! I never saw Mat so affected by a gun’s recoil… that thing kicks!
I died laughing when he shot that thing😭😭💯
19:42 spam this at times 2 speed it’s rapid fire
The most American thing ever said... “This doesn’t make any sense, let’s just shoot it...”
Excluding california, washington, oregon, new jersey, and new york
@@officerminiwheats scarely enough
@@officerminiwheats you are supposed to put "most of" before each of those states.
@@noctismortis7349 - Is that like “mostly peaceful?”
Kids at school be like:
Don't ever let your dad jokes get stuck inside you. Let them out, or this will happend.
it was like the plate said "i didnt sign up for this" and jumped out of the vest lol
"I can troubleshoot it" had me *DYING*
imagine walking through a forrest hearing psycho laughing shooting and screaming
I would like any logical person leave the forest and call the police
@@badape9227 what do you mean please explain
@@harleydavidsonmotors2000 if I heard laughter and gunshots from the forest I would leave the forest and call the cops
@@jessepinkman4447 that is not the mtf nine tailed fox icon
@@toxicvolk7459 I know, like I said a million times there was a glitch that made me unable to change it
people: nothing can be 100% random DemolitionRanch intro's:
That was like 210% random ( ͡ಠ ʖ̯ ͡ಠ)😂
Holy cow dude. Congratulations on 11mil. When I first started watching you it was only like 50,000. 💪💪💪💪 Keep up the amazing content... Thank you.
I got an interesting idea for what might actually be a decent armor if you take those softer pad ones that were able to stop up until the blackout you fired at it and put one on either side of that metal plate that you showed directly after
As a 25 year IT professional, I will say this opening was spot on.
I feel like kevin when i go home for christmas and there's 3 desktops, a laptop, 5 cellphones a tablet and an xbox on the kitchen table with note that says "if you get a moment can you fix this stuff?"
That’s 100% you Brett.
@@camm102 no it is 200%
Especially the bug spray.
As another 25 year old IT professional, I can attest to that as well. People, don’t ever turn into the dreaded “user.”
Intro: Matt after snorting an entire mountain of Cocaine.
Fr tho
He's turning into the Joker, if the Joker worked at a Geek Squad.
GG, kind a looks like he was in addiction
😂😂😂
The true form of matt
This is the first vid I watch from this man and that intro was crazy
I really appreciate your work. Because these bulletproof manufacturers are putting human life at risk and you demolished them all. Good work
LOL, the helmet they sent you is a replica of a German WW2 Stahlhelm! 😂 A bad one too...
Well better than the modern helmet!
I thought it was that as soon as possible saw it
Yea
Ee
Stahlhelm is good for stopping shrapnel but not bullets just like all the other helmets of it's time
imagine just casually walking in the forest and seeing a mad man laughing like an idiot in front of a camera while shooting a old laptop.
I would face crawl the hell outta there LOL
Your pfp does a weird thing on my phone. Why.
@@Mxsfyt what
@@Mxsfyt wdym
@@ApexOrSomething the black dot leaves a blur behind it as i scroll. Heavy blur.
I swear almost 2 years later and still one of the best intros I've seen
7:29 That's the Chinese bootlegged "Kevlar" helmet that the PLA actually wore back in the 90s to early 2000s. Yours even came with the Type 87 Camouflage that they used. It has the shape of a Kevlar helmet, but it's made of steel.
Just imagine a man, out in the woods alone, acting like a complete psycho..... The views the views.
Yeah, I think today we heard Matt's true laugh. FEEL the madness, cuddle it like an adorable mongoose that ate lots of potatoes
How it feels to chew five gum
@@x0xCRUSHERx0x Everybody keeps saying that, I keep tryin' it... maybe it's cause I'm a girl. So far, not rockin' my boat.
Someone please make an ouch that’s hot compilation of every time Matt has picked up a hot bullet and been surprised by it.
Or for Edwin sarkissian
To the beat of "Feeling hot hot hot!"
I think Edwin has him beat on that lmao
Every video with pew pews!
4:30 This helmet is a stahlhelm MK2, it was manufactured during WW2 by the germans, and yes, it was pretty good, it can't really stop anything tougher than an 45.ACP though.
You mean M35
I love how that's a M40 stahlhelm, probably a replica 😂😂
The computer guy in the intro acts like everyone on dude perfect
😂😂
😂 😂
Accurate
Hey you a ghost recon fan?
😖🤣
"Dear Wish, my son died testing your bullet armour, my I have a refund please?" Wish: No.
that sounds like something that would actually happen in America
In fairness if you get the right one on wish they do work to some extents and there is ample opportunity for them to save you. But more importantly I must admit wish would probably be happy to refund they're pretty awesome for returns and money back
This is your best intro ever!! It will never get boring!!
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The intro is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
The good thing about selling cheap armor, when the customer finds out it's cheap, they're not around to complain.
LMAO
Its a very efficient system
Well tbf they didn't really lie. They said it can absorb 24 joules. A .22LR has about 180 joules.
"Can withstand 24 joules of kinetic energy." A 9mm leaves the muzzle with 470 joules of energy lol.
24 Joules is 17.7 ft-lbs
@Zack Wilkerson At 100 yards it's still 250 joules. My point was that the energy the body armor claims to be protective against is substantially less than the energy behind the most common pistol round within common pistol ranges.
They're not lying there. 24J is grand daddy's pellet rifle territory. Most PCP's go way way above that. So you're good against knives I guess??
@@Heliore i think thats the point, as that little amount of energy is around someone stabbing you with a dull knife
@Zack Wilkerson just think about getting hit with a 308 at around 500 meters, my chest begone
This is the first video i watch, the intro was kinda weird but the video was so good. Loved it ❤️
My first time watching this channel and never laughed harder at anything in my life more than the plate flying out every time you shot it
He literally pissed himself while playing a manical IT repair man. This man is in it to win it.
Just imagine going on a walk in the woods and suddently you hear that laughter
That'd be the most terrifying thing ever
after hearing him talk by himself and hearing gun shots...
100% someone just got killed
😂
Been there before
I really appreciate that sketch at the beginning. I meet WAY too many people that cackle like idiots at literally anything. ...My boss is like that.
CRAZED COMPUTER REPAIR TECHNICIAN KEVIN IS THE BEST! 🤣
Imagine someone accidentally trespassing on your ranch and hearing that intro in the distance followed by gunshots.
Objectives updated : Run
They wouldn't stay very long😂
You run home and don't look bach just run
@@006bartdiebrak7 that’s so funny. it’s almost like people haven’t seen EVERY VIDEO that’s been made
@@006bartdiebrak7 -- You're right. Concepts are only funny once, and should NEVER be repeated. If you miss it, you miss it.
That’s either Oscar level acting or he’s actually insane
Going with the latter
@@kidwiththebike2650 I tried to join your discord but it expired
Yes
@@tylerwright7000 yea that was for my old channel
Why not both?
Watching the intro in 2 times speed is a trip😂
I lmao at him firing that 500 mag. He almost hit himself in the face with the recoil. That was insane.
That cloth armor had to be the most impressive! Stopping .357 and .45 ACP being so floppy and flexible. Just buy heaps and wrap it around yourself.
*you would still feel the impact of being shot...and it would be more than a slight tickle...ribs would crack and you'ed have a very serious bruise once you regained consciousnesses*
@@scottmantooth8785 but hey atleast you ain't dead
@@N_A_R_ *there's a difference between the classic and indisputable all dead, the popular but rarely accomplished mostly dead and the somewhat mundane not dead yet. but nearly so*
@@scottmantooth8785 sa🐿
Imagine how tenderized your torso would be?
"24 joules of energy." So it can stop a 6 year old with sock'em boppers.
Ooioooooooo
Hello same profile picture person
@@drphil1189 my brother!
@@TinyDrPhil My long lost brother, is that you ?
@@drphil1189 Yes brother it is I, I thought I'd never see you again.
your intro... i just literally busted out laughing right here at work
4:49 "I feel the comfort." I hear Alte Kameraden. That's just a surplus Stahlhelm.
The picture is a modern “bulletproof” “kevlar” helmet The product: M40 German Helmet
Stahlhelm Matt was a cool vision tho
It's that German engineering
I mean let’s be honest the US Army still uses that same design
@@jonjames720 The US Army uses the stahlhelm? Since when? Lol
M35*
Imagine hiking in the woods and seeing a man laughing like a maniac and destroying a computer
The correct reply is to join him in shooting the laptop.
This is one of the funniest intros ever
They'd be shot for trespassing, buried for deniability, and viewers of this video would be instructed "Don't tell Mere" for...reasons
Slowly walk backwards
When you got censored on twitter.
Matt, my name is Matt, and you’re my spirit animal 🤣
18:20 "a very small bulg" bro that average
No thats big
Matt accidentally shooting the vintage German helmet Mare got him for his birthday.
Lol what a quinkydink
Did he really
DON'T TELL MERE!
Where are the grenades though I only see guns shooting
Wait is that actually what happened?
Bro you are insane and we love you. Greetings from Canada.
I needed that intro
"Here at Aperture Science™️ we fire the whole bullet! That’s 65% more bullet per bullet! "
Every video: Matt: "Ooh there's the bullet. Ow that is hot!"
I bet he's gonna get lead poisoning
So true
The helmet just looks like a crappy stählhelm
samich He can’t, trust me, all he needs to do is wash his hands, and the lead would also be pulverized at that point so he can’t any ways
This video was actually better than a try not to laugh challenge
0:56 love that head just flying out from where the laptop would be
"Can withstand 24 joules of energy" A .22 lr hits with like, from a quick wikipedia search, a minimum of 178 joules of energy.
I was going to comment something similar. Namely that 24 joules is pellet-gun levels of energy. Then again, I read an anti-gun paper once that claimed a .177 pellet gun firing at 1100 fps was "as powerful as a .45 handgun." So by that logic, the vest should be able to stop a .45!
So the claim that it can stop 24 joules might be correct
So, it could stop a pellet gun in theory? Sometimes I wish this was a more scientific channel so that sort of thing would actually get tested
They probably threw a cartridge at the vest, that's how that picture was taken as well.
The company is called wish because, you wish you wouldn't have bought that cheap shit
Lmao
@@SomeRandom5501 yeah
I bought a bulk box of rolling papers like 5000 papers for $3 plus shipping shits puts off more black smoke than a tire fire pretty sure I would die if inhaled it so wasted money
Or you wish it will be good
Yup. Pretty much.
Can we take a second and appreciate how great his aim is!
I love that over a decade later Matt still says “owww it’s hot!” Every time he grabs piece of a bullet lol
The amount of times he shoots something, finds the bullet and then says “man it’s hot” kills me lol
Some people learn by example, some people learn by experience, Some people never learn.
Well true but man it's hot in my room🥵🥵
2:10 "Plus we fire the WHOLE Bullet. that's 65% more bullet per bullet."
Thanks Cave Johnson
Only at Aperture
Aperture science lab turret
It's like what you would imagine when you where five "no I promise the gun shoots the whole bullet".
We need a portal 3
It is my first video i watch from him and yeah the intro is special
What in the actual tuck was that intro 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 havnt watxhes your old shit as a 1 year old fan and om just diving into all the earlier shit.. what a gold mine of content
So I’m guessing this is the intro Meredith laughed at
Ha yeah
1:00 my family anytime I trip on something
Your pic is cute
Hahahahha you beat me to it. But seriously If that don’t make you laugh you may not have a soul
Hm cant really relate to her xD
From a company that sells women’s shorts that literally have a special fart vent sewn into them.... I’m not surprised of anything they produce anymore.
Hi, mat, great to see you here. BTW, can you link me to the fart-vent shorts? Just curious.
God that’s disgusting 🤢 What they called tho?
noway.a fart vent??? is this genius or total crap idk🤔wish😂🤦
They even sell shit
...like 'em sanitary napkins in vending machines?
This intro is how you get on some kind of list hahaha
My question is how does it feel when you shoot like how does the recoil feel
His intro looks like he traveled to another universe where he’s still a kid
you mean this universe?
@GC3 saltyyyyy lol
@GC3 he has a point though 🤔
I'm legit surprised he didn't have a stroke at the end of the intro xD
Prolly did
LOL
My sleep paralysis demon:
We didnt see it till the end tho lol i felt like it was a screaming till i pass out challenge
@@ardianblakaj He def walked away from that with a minor temporary headache xD
That intro was something This my fav now
0:59 Bro got that bill cypher laugh💀
Imagine you walking around the forest then you see a guy laughing crazy
After hearing gunshots.
Damnnnn........that would be scary
Just imagine that same guy walking back and forth around a table talking to himself
@@theunknownshadow6926 yes
Run away from there as fast as possible , lol
We need a compilation of every time Matt picks up a bullet and goes “ow, hot!”
Fr😂
Listen, I dont have six months to spend watching a single video
😂😂😂
I thought the same think that was what three or four times in a single video
Yessir
Rest in peace to anyone who was unlucky enough to buy the bad ones and died from them. how is wish not sued lol.
Kind of hard to sue if you are dead ;)
Need body armor bc your life might be in danger? Don’t be silly and skimp on some cheap wish knockoff armor, the price usually reflects quality.
Because it's in China
@@ntfoperative9432 damn lol stfu
@@ntfoperative9432 china makes 50% of the things you own
the fact that the 120 dollar plate actually did as advertised on WISH of all places is crazy, was pretty expensive without its discount though.
I like how Matt always is surprised whenever he picks up a bullet and it’s hot.
He never learns
"Can withstand 24 Joules of Kinetic Energy" a 9mm has 467 Joules of energy
My thoughts exactly.
That's pellet rifle territory
So this is useless practically.. like in airsoft that is way to much. Bruh no one shooting more than 3-4 joules. And a 9 mil has 467... useless..
Maybe it was meant for BB gun
at least it came with a knock off Stahlhelm
Loved the intro lol😂😂
Best intro ever
China: 50% more bullet, per bullet Aperture science: tell me more...
Underrated comment
Highly underrated!
WHen your suprised your china product works
I don’t understand but all I know is “portal”
China: Virus 500% more powerful than your ordinary virus.
Plot twist: Matts intros are reenactments for events in his daily life.
Bet they are
Haha
Probably true
Lmao na that’s just him bro
Bro I was just thinking about that
That intro was fire
1:05 that's one way to get yourself into a Perfectly Cut Screams video 😂
True
Imagine you were lost, stumbling in the woods and you stumble upon one of his intros
I wold if i did not know it was him hide for real!
"Hitler called he wants his Stahlhelm back"
lmao i caught that too bc I own one
@@devin5360 same. Thought “oh wow a stahlhelm”
I was rather surprised to see that it didnt take more abuse
Really hope it was not a original stahlhelm
@@matzlubbelinkhof9246 Original China Steel...
I bought someof the bullet proof plates from wish that just came in. I put 30 rounds of 5.7x28 into this thing and had zero penetration. I'm actually shocked it did so well. 20 blue tips, 20 fmj.
“QBZ? I think that’s a duramax”🤣🤣💀
Wish body armor: "I fear no man, but that thing..." *22 long rifle* "it scares me.'
It’s probably meant to protect people from improper pronouns lol.
Nice tf2 refrance
I'm impressed one of them actually worked as advertised.
Yeah, lol, might actually buy that
That was the only one that worked and Matt has it now
@@joekrater3364 Don't soon as they see this video or hear about it they will make same product from cheaper materials but looking same.
It says "aramid fiber" and he's reading it as if it's the first time he's heard of it. Aramid is what Kevlar is made from, I think "Kevlar" was a brand and it became the definition for bulletproof armor...
ностромовl, I don't know anything about guns so I'll just assume you are right. The thing I wanted to comment though it how sometimes a brand defines a product. Like in the US everyone calls plasters, Band-Aids. And also whatever Oreos are called, Oreos.
The pictures of a modern helmet while what they sent you a 1940 stalhelm 😅
Definitely wasn't ready for the intro, but I subscribed anyway.
Just imagine being the cameraguy with him just screaming and laughing like a madman
like a mad man? he is definition of mad man already
Camera man: why am i here???
@@sneakyturtle1117 camera man:why am I still here just to suffer Every day I can feel my legs....my arms.... Background:*mad man screaming intensifies*
Bruh
Dream job
therapist: crazy matt is not real, he can't hurt you crazy matt: 0:56
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
@@jacksoncronin9540 a little while ago
2:12 “we fire the whole bullet! That’s 90% more bullet, per bullet!”
Wow that intro. I fu*king love it
*matt throwing wrong helmet into Texas star* “Wrong one, we don’t need this” Random fan who sent his grandpas ww2 helmet: 👁💧👄💧👁
This would be so sad
It’s a German helmet right?
@@marioni67 yea it's a Stahlhelm
@@onlythedeadknowpeace3833 stfu
@@ironskyheart7749 woah
So, the chinese found out how to fire High Explosive Anti Tank shells from a rifle, thats freaking me out
69 likes noice
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So they have bolters
yeah same.
I hope ww3 is not coming because we are dead
I wonder if thats a typo or somthing because you said it could stop 24 joules worth of kinetic energy? Thats a ridiculously small amount of energy for body armor. Thats the equivilent of a 9mm round traveling at less than 200 mph. If thats true it has the armor potential of a piece of plywood.
ITS A DELL LATITUDE D610!!! When i was like 11 back in 2018 that thing was my childhood, it only had paint, and nowadays i play doom and wolfenstein on it 😂 great memories from that ancient relic!
Imagine breaking into this dudes house and finding mannequins all over covered in bullet holes and you hear from upstairs "HOO WEE WELCOME BACK GUYS TODAY WE HAVE A LIVE TARGET!"
Plotwist he's talking about a target being built instead of the abondoned target.
More like "claymore roomba on"
This comment is just a American Moment
LMMFAO!!!
This is why you should keep a chainsaw in the bedroom.... Everyone is a gangsta until you fire up the chainsaw