We have seen all kinds of debates between fictional characters before. But today, we are taking it a step further and put you into a fight, yes you, the viewer. Which characters from the Super Smash Bros. series can you beat in a fight?
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I can beat up an 11 year old Pokémon trainer if he doesn't use his Pokémon. 🤣
ok beat up kieran
Collab between Nintendo Unity and Master0fHyrule when?
Really depends like does the player char in legends Arceus can tank moves from pokemon
Bet you cant beat ness!
@@thelightbringer3219 ness was stated to become one with the universe and created a entire new universe magiland
No need to talk about Sephiroth. We lose that
Nah id win
What if we send an analog signal into his brain stem
*Sigh* Cats sure are a handful to deal with…
You lose just by hearing his theme song playing!
Because he creates a supernova
One note to sephiroth's theme starts playing and we would immediately crap ourselves
Bro, even just talking to Wario is a fate worse than death.
The planet level Pac-Man thing is from a completely separate timeline, and basically has nothing to do with the Pac-Man presented in Smash. That being said, Pac-Man 256 does give him a power-up where he can turn anyone around him into cherries, so we still lose.
The regular Pac-Man also casually destroys decently large Toc-Man statues in Pac-Man world Repac, so he’d still obliterate any human in one blow
Also Pac man can just turn giant mode so we still lose
Pac-Man can destroy mechs in the World trilogy with just physical strength. And the mechs are easily bigger than most automobiles. Closer to the size of semi trucks. He’s also got access to a special pellet that can shoot a death laser and disintegrate the target instantly.
Consider only the original Pac-man game as canon and you STILL lose. Ghosts are probably pretty fast, Pac-man has the speed and intelligence to dodge said ghosts until the universe crumbles just from how long Pac-man has been surviving for, and Pac-man could try to eat your soul using the power pellet, though who knows how'd that turn out. All in all, he'd either evade you until you gave up or possibly even give you a fate worse than death.
@@Wiggly38 , The Pac-Man canon involves every 2D maze game, Pac-Land and the Pac-Man World Series
I’m stepping on Olimar bro😂
Nah, I'd Lose
Most of these are (for me at the every least) dependant based on if weapons and/or magic is allowed or if its a hand to hand fight.
All of these are (for me at the very least) dependent based on if I can manipulate the game’s very reality and foundation based on my awareness of the fourth wall and the fact that Smash is still just a video game at the end of the day. Kinda like a few certain indie game characters who had done just that. And take advantage of the fact that all of the fighters are only toys brought to life by the imagination of some child.
Why would you have magic?
@@Probably_JENOVA This is a fictitious scenario, you are in this fiction and unaware because why would you be aware? You are you, and most of the time you are extremely, extremely dead
@@eugenekrabs141 the magic part is for the fighters, fellow krab.
@@epicboy0999 oh that makes way more sense, the for me at least part kind of confused me
Like Joker, the P4 protagonist needs to throw you into a TV to use his powers. However, the P3 protagonist could literally wait til Dark Hour and win. Unlike the Metaverse or Midnight Channel, the Dark Hour is out for blood
yeah a lot of that checks out lol. though I feel like there could have been a fifth category, one like "you *could* win, but you would be greatly injured from the fight" Since some characters like Steve, Ivysaur, young/toon links, Banjo, the belmonts, and min-min could be close if you get your hands on the right tools and traps into the right plan. ... at least, for the theoretical peak human that we're running these against, lol
Steve you get instantly killed since a diamond sword would cut through a human like butter Ivysaur can shoot a beam of literal light and it pre evolution is shown being able to cut trees with a few of its razor leaf you know trees the same thing we can't even cut down without a machine Banjo can literally slam into a pillar of stone with it breaking completely Toon link can swing a hammer that shown destroying boulders three times his size Young link can pick up a granite pillar and toss it like a paper plane The Belmont's can hurt dracula who survived his castle falling apart on top of him Min min can break giant stone blocks that are twice her size No peak human is winning
Steve is impossible match.
Never thought I'd ever hear your voice.
Seeing that fire emblem characters are all from strategy games and often can be killed by generic human enemies, they are all beatable with some strategy except for byleth who can reverse time even upon death.
Roy blade having been used to make a eternal winter on the entire world which killed almost everyone Robin,chrom,and Lucina can fight Grima who can destroy a city by just landing in the middle of it Marth can fight a literal demon lord who bigger than a medieval castle Corrin can fight bigger dragons than themselves Ike can smash giant boulders with a sword Your not winning against any fire emblem char especially since it highly hinted that the one in smash are at the end of their game
@@gameuniverse5973According to the wiki, the eternal winter was caused by the clash of immense power from the dragons and the 8 legendary weapons warping the laws of nature. Lets not forget though that roy is pretty infamous for being a pretty weak unit. Robin, lucina, and chrom are only able to fight grima because they received a lot of help from naga. On top of that they fought the avatar of grima rather than the body of grima itself. With lucina and chrom, their weapons were specifically designed to be strong against grima. Well marth in shadow dragon is notoriously weak. Even maxed out he is still likely to get killed by medeaus if he doesn't have help Corrin's ability to fight dragons larger than themselves isn't as impressive when you realize it amounts to stabbing its toes so it lowers its head, then stabbing it in the eye a bunch while said dragon doesn't really move Never seen ike break boulders with his sword. I have seen him eat rock and get stuck in pit falls though There is still a major point that still stands. The mortality of these characters. All of these characters are fairly mortal and susceptible to conventional weapons and traps. Some more so than others. They are also not immune to simple bad luck as well.
None, im out of shape. Maybe pichu if i had shock resitant clothing
Yeah I would probably lose against almost all of them except the robot
I mean, Olimar is like two or three centimetres tall in the canonically Pikmin games, I don’t think you’d have much trouble beating him if you can beat R.O.B
@@tigerlover2853he has a ship that can move faster then light years
@@TCBlueFire Which he crashes every single game, I don’t think that’ll be very functional.
@@tigerlover2853 fair
@@tigerlover2853that ship has a laser that stated can destroy stars itself
Voice reveal pog.
Kirby is sure one easy-looking fella, but whatever god-like powers he hides from you is worse than what you think.
"Would you lose?" "Yeah I'm cooked"
“Nah, I’d be cooked.”
Game & Watch is 2D, that's an automatic win for him because I can't even see him
Game & Watch can't hurt you if you move sideways.
I'm very... VERY DEAD WITH ALL ☠️☠️☠️
Olimar.
@@AlexB-W33gee You technically have a better chance with ROB, since Olimar's only saving grace is that White Pikmin poison anyone who consumes them, so he could probably force feed a human White Pikmin until they die...Gruesome, and not likely, but it is a possibility. Meanwhile ROB is just an inanimate object that can be "killed" by throwing him off a cliff or something
@@owennelson5814olimar ship is said has a laser that can destroy stars and one of his pikmen launches in a short has been calc to be the equivalent of getting hit by a sniper nine times over
Did I miss something or have you revealed your voice?
Dude, that Hunt:Showdown footage really threw me off guard :D
But Smash Bros characters are just toys...
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Exactly. With that awareness, you should have some form of advantage over the very fabric and foundation of the Smash Bros. universe. Manipulate the boundaries of its reality. Maybe even have it all be assimilated into you. I just say that because characters with Fourth Wall Awareness can find some way of manipulating the fourth wall. Monika from DDLC is a favorite example of mine.
@@Probably_JENOVA your not monika bro, in this you are the whiny baby that is natsuki. You have no idea that you are fictitious and you never will have any.
we are talking their canon, not smash canon
@@eugenekrabs141 Nah, I’m actually Pinkie Pie.
Young Link can literally destroy me with a stick or a glass
Ness: i will destroy you with PK ROCKIN OMEGA
I mean, I'd prefer to consider Olimar at a more Smash-style scale than canon size, because I think it makes more sense to compare like that (getting into canon sizes really gets mucky since some of these chararcters have wildly variable canon sizes). That said, Olimar still loses as long as you get him away from his Pikmin.
The fun part is most of these characters are actually super chill so it would be more fun to just hang out. The villains obviously do not fall into said category. Also wrong right out the box but not a big surprise.
The Bayo explanation was my fav, gahdamn I'm down bad.😂
Paper Mario is the same as Mario, but let's ignore that or we are getting a fate worse than death
Yeah, the first three Paper Mario games seem to intend Paper Mario to be the same Mario from the main series but then they changed everything with Sticker Star...
I would say that Snake, Zero Suit Samus, half the Fire Emblem roster, Captain Falcon (Without items), Joker (In the "real" world), and possibly the mario roster (if you are permitted to use the items that have boosted their stats); this of course is assuming you are a peak health and optimal human combatant. Many of these would definitely require items. Everyone else in the "You Lose" tier, would wipe the floor with the strongest human on Earth. MewTwo might as well be considered proto Gygas, since that's what Gygas started out as in Mother 1 / Earthbound Zero. Kirby's so powerful, that he would wag his finger at any human opponent. Sephiroth... well you better hope Shulk stops him from blowing up the Earth.
little mac?
Forgot Little Mac 😅.
@@sebastiancoar1991I can easily argue many of those guys cooked a peak human
Edit: I forgot Samus was injected with metroid genes. She is definitely beyond a peak human's combat capability. Though Snake was a genetically engineered human, he is still human. A peak human would still be on equal footing against him. If Raiden was in Smash, however, Peak Human would get destroyed.
Great video!
I argue Wii fit trainer would beat people or require strategy, sure she’s human but she’s a very athletic human
Nintendo Unity voice reveal pog
Ok i was not expecting to hear Christopher lee upon opening this video
Nintendo unity with commentary Huh?
Kept you waiting, huh
I would have put Rosalina under Fate Worse Than Death, she basically rules the cosmos and could trap you in a black hole or freeze you in time or whatever.
Possible strategies to have odds more in your favor. Pokémon's and animals that would fit as Pokémon (like Yoshi) or plant-like character : homemade incendiaries. All minor fighters : The Van Strategy. Pit (and possibly Dark Pit) : Call Kratos. Luigi : psychological warfare.
Isabelle can just summon Doom to beat you up tho
We talking about canon versions
@@Waddle_dee_editsThey are actually married in canon
@@BegitoBrah can u send link
MF DOOM
What happens if a human has military experience and training? Meaning combat training, firearms, tactics, stealth, pretty much how the military trains soldiers, and its Training from the US Military
Title:Which Smash Character Can You Beat In A Fight Me:Probably Only Isabelle And Vilager But Probably Slayer Will Hunt Me Later
Nothing stands a chance against Kirby
Your logic about video game inventories not really translating to the strength of the characters isn't necessary when talking about Minecraft characters, since the world canonically works on its own laws of physics, when items are put into your inventory they essentially lose all weight and mass. Not to mention that the mere act of touching something with the intent to harm does damage, there's no real strength involved in it.
I'd punt Olimar ngl
Technically if you fight Bowser on his bridge, you can "win" the fight by reaching the axe, though he will survive the lava. He's basically invincible, so if he manages to hit you before you reach the axe, or if you're fighting him in any other environment, he will easily murder you.
Plus as powerful Bowser is he's not particularly clever.
The Miis, it would be a fair fight, and after that, we'll be buddies. We'd go bowling together, drive go-karts and eat ham and cheese toasties.
Rob-
I can't beat any of them,they'd all kill me very fast!
Remember, as a wise man on KZhead mentioned, Kirby is canonically 8 inches tall, and since we don't emit those shockwaves that Kirby can inhale, easy win
Ain’t nobody beating Goku 🗣️🔥💯
Except kirby
i can no cap only fax printer machine
@@fishgod7535 Shulk, Bayonetta, and Joker would like a word.
I mean, Goku would just teleport out of Kirby
@@BathDemo enemies in kirby that can teleport, can't teleport out once kirby eats them
Hmm... where have I've seen that Thumbnail before? 🤔
Seeing that the majority of them would defeat me or anyone, there’s no way I would win
Pikachu has the ability static so that means if you lay hands on him you're getting paralysed
I’d beat ROB, if he’s the toy and not the way he is in Smash, and maybe a Mii if they are just a normal person. But otherwise I’d get my shit rocked. Some people might say they can beat Duck Hunt Dog. But they forget that he has a sniper helping him and other armed gunmen as well. Some people say Villager. Which is possible. Just be sure he doesn’t land a hit with his hatchet or smash your skull with a bowling ball. The Mii Fighters all have powerful and deadly weapons or are just incredibly skilled martial artists. The only one I would probably beat without issue that I have no right to beat is Mega Man. Because he wouldn’t kill a human and he’d forfeit the fight. So you wouldn’t have to fight him. (If he didn’t he would easily kill anyone who faces him. Even if they had weapons or explosives) No one is beating Wario. Guy can just say no to death and gains powers from being injured. Donkey Kong would punch someone so hard they’d splatter on the moon. Diddy would rip a human apart like any normal ape/monkey can. He’s just got the increased strength of being a video game protagonist. So he is way stronger than any normal monkey or ape. Pichu would kill someone by accident. Wii Fit Trainer would probably put up a decent fight against anyone if it’s just hand to hand. Little Mac has fought people that punch down buildings or punch bulls so hard they go flying over the horizon. He’s not being beaten by any normal people or any person using a gun. Min Min is the same as well. Actually she’d be worse to fight because of her weapons and dragon arm. Ness fought a cosmic horror and survived. Lucas has a Franklin Badge and he’s fought dinosaurs and cyborg dinosaurs and other horrific monsters and pig nazi soldiers and won. Steve is like Villager but worse as he has TNT and other weapons beyond an axe. He has a sword, bow, and pick axe. And it doesn’t take him long to make them either. And he could potentially splash you with lava he has in a bucket. Any mascot protagonist is generally super human by default. So Mario, Luigi, and Banjo would just splatter a normal man or woman with one punch.
Unless the Pokemon Trainer is Ash who can pick up a massive tree and hurl it and jump like 80 feet in the air.
I can beat Sephiroth EZ. Honestly, I don't see why everyone is scared of him. Did you see how easy he was in SMG4?
When Sephiroth was pulled up as your next opponent:we already know whos winning here
No one can kill a gorilla with their hands so good job dk
Yeah, no words needed for Sephy even if you are a Gigachad facing him.
Meanwhile... inside the game of SSBU, Steve f*****d all... XD
With my awareness of the fact that all of the fighters and assist trophies in Smash are nothing more than a bunch of toys brought to life by an entity who represents a child’s imagination, would I be able to gain some advantage over the very fabric of Smash’s reality and universe in question by taking advantage of the fact that they’re just a bunch of toys brought to life? Should I collect the toys? Collect them and take control of them perhaps? Or better yet, have them and all of those “Spirits” that exist in Ultimate be assimilated into my very being or is that just a bad idea? Similar to a video game character who takes full advantage of their awareness of the fourth wall by directly interacting with and manipulating the fourth wall and the entire game itself? Hell, with the very cosmic awareness of Smash Bros just being nothing more than a video game, you could have some form of advantage over the entire game itself and the programming/coding that makes up its whole reality. You could probably go as far as to manipulate its game files and “delete” certain assets or destroy the game’s entire universe, which is what I contemplate doing. *Sigh* I’m just thinking like Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club or how Flowey managed to take over the entire game of Undertale at the end of the neutral route really. Oh, what am I thinking? I’m just going too far with all of this.
lol Sephiroth I'd say on a one-on-one sword fight, a skilled swordman could take on characters like Marth, Lucina, and Roy (who is only 15). Chrom and Ike would be more difficult and Robin could read your every move, but they could still be possible. Corrin's sword is a chainsaw and Byleth can rewind time, so that's a nope.
Robin literally has magic.
Corrin can also transform into a dragon
Yeah, I was considering just on the terms of swordplay. However, I forgot Ike is blessed by the Gods and his Ragnell can shoot fire and wind, and Byleth's sword can also become a whip.
@@Alex-95-Gamingthat whip is shown taking down crest beasts in one hit which are shown like dinosaurs in size and power
Quick question:why didn't they make it so that for pokemon trainers alts, its actually other protagonists from the pokemon series rather then just a recolour
Don't think the anime is technically owned by nintendo
Several reasons. One: Charizard, Ivysaur, and Squirtle are all Gen 1 Pokemon and aren't really associated with the other protagonists like they are with Red and Leaf. Two: That would mean creating a lot of extra character models for what is essentially a background character, which can be a lot of unnecessary work. Three: Even if Nintendo owns one third of them, the Pokemon Company can be very stingy about what they allow in non-Pokemon games.
Nice concept, but realistically speaking even a baby solos all fiction
Why is this the first time hearing unitys voice…?
Realistically, as humans we cannot even handle Isabelle
Link, no diff.
I have to disagree about Mr. Game & Watch being beatable. That's like saying you can defeat a living toon character or Jim Carey's "The Mask." Also with planning, you could beat Bulbasaur with a makeshift fire weapon. The only Pokémons on the list, that would win against a human are MewTwo, Charzard, Incineroar, Lucario, and Greninja.
I don't think you should count out Pikachu. Pikachu can literally electrocute you while you try to touch it.
@@Mmmeeee4 Team Rocket had a good idea, wear a rubber suit.
@@sebastiancoar1991 Iron Tail, Focus Punch, Brick Break, Quick Attack and a plethora of other moves.
The only ones we can reasonably beat, are the ice climbers, rob, olimar, and Mr game and watch.
Short answer:Nope Long answer: I'll let someone else do it.
I'd still find a way to lose against Olimar.
We're not looking at a Ghostly Adventures Pac-Man, an alternate Pac-Man, but not the original Pac-Man. XD
OG Pacman shatters stone statues
Overkill many of the smash characters has great feats so yea
If palworld is anything to go off of I win against all pokemon except Mewtwo. Maybe lucario as well. Edit: greninja as well.
Every fully evolved starter would win
I'm a psychic type and I'm super effective against Little Mac
I had a dream that i was a low mid teir in smash. I had things i do irl but exagerated. Also we just get trashed in this vid
To be honest kirby is so kind he would probabily let you win if you dont steal his cake ofc
Not gonna mention snake 🤣
On the note of Kirby characters, Kirby is canonically about 8 inches tall. That doesn't mean Kirby *couldn't* absorb you but it would take special items to do so. As for Meta Knight and King Dedede, they could certainly damage you but most anybody would still be far bigger than them. You could grab 'em, one in each hand, and bash their heads against each other like toys. Captain Falcon is also a bounty hunter. Idk about yall but I def wouldn't be able to stand against hardened criminals. *But Falcon made it his job to hunt them out*. Plus future tech and lightning quick reflexes given that he regularly races cars going hundreds of kilometer/mile/speed per hour.
"On the note of Kirby characters, Kirby is canonically about 8 inches tall. That doesn't mean Kirby couldn't absorb you but it would take special items to do so. As for Meta Knight and King Dedede, they could certainly damage you but most anybody would still be far bigger than them. You could grab 'em, one in each hand, and bash their heads against each other like toys" Kirby is known for it to be capable of killing gods, destroying planets and universes. You are really naïve for thinking you stand any chance against any Kirby characters.
I think kirby being 8 inches tall is canon to smash bros only
Kirby would literally punch a big hole into your chest and you’d die from it, not even mentioning that he can dodge sound based attacks so good luck with grabbing him.
I say Kazuya would of been at fate worse than death, he would have fun tossing us over a cliff too many times
You just did a voice reveal.
15:20 That’s incorrect. Rosalina’s magic is only putting a shield on the observatory to protect it from asteroids. The stars Mario collected is what made the observatory move faster than light (just play Galaxy…)
I would just eat Kirby like Bubble Gum
Nah, we’d win every battle with no issue. We just can turn off or unplug the console, and they will be gone.
11:16 💀
Ok but they each smash bros fighter win against goku? (1v1 each)
Yep. Nintendo Unity proves once again how being a human is the most pathetic thing you can be. Change my mind.
after years of kirby lore research i can confirm that i can easily beat kirby. you said you wouldn't count non-canon material, but for some reason you mentioned the non-canon minigames, the non-canon pocket dimension in the non-canon anime, and the non-existent gods. kirby is 8 inches tall, you can literally just kick him and you win, he canonically doesn't even kill his enemies.
What confirms those minigames are non canon exactly? I can understand the planet cracking one but nothing suggests the one with the meteors isn't. And wdym non existent? Plenty of final bosses in those games end up getting powers that are clearly too much for any human. Like, wasn't galacta knight explicitely stated to destroy planets? And didn't magolor litteraly cause a dimension to be destroyed?
@@cantthinkofausername5848 it has been confirmed that no one in the kirby series is a "god". star slam hero is just a cartoonish scenario with cartoonish physics that isn't supposed to make any sense
@@RHVGamer 1 When was that confirmed 2 How is it relevant even if it's true? The word "god" doesn't mean anything, those characters are still clearly more powerful than any human And the whole franchise is a bunch of cartoonish scenarios with cartoonish physics that aren't supposed to make sense, it makes no sense to say something is non canon for something that applies to the whole franchise.
@@cantthinkofausername5848 according to shinya kumazaki and the games themselves no kirby character has ever been "god"
@@RHVGamer Cool. Doesn't change anything. Those characters don't magically become weak just because that word isn't used to describe them. They're still outright shown to be powerful
Every enemy that Kirby eat cannonicaly respawn.
You need to be the best out of the best swordfighters to beat sephiroth on your just done for cause he’s basically the face of death ☠☠☠☠☠
I can beat everyone, nor am I human. I am kirby
I do no screw around them
Ah yes so FE characters can parry rockets?
There Is No Way Your Winning Against Mr Game And Watch
I can probably beat the dog from Animal Crossing.
We cant beat ash, mewtwo has to block ash’s punch
omg you can talk
I think i loose to eveyone exept for the very small thing like olimar or pichu (even if pichu can be harmfull)
Normal fairy type and fairy types are weak to steel just get a rusty knife
Even if you kill bowser he has kamel that turns him into dry bowser
Kamek auto correct happened
Bowser sinks into the sun and survives in Super Mario Galaxy. lol
Come on,seriously? You can't just give to A link between worlds Zelda the same powers that all other Zelda have. Also At least A link between worlds Zelda doesn't do anything relatable and just gets kidnapped.So if you can kidnap her,imagine how easy is defeating her. Breath of the Wild would win,Ocarina of Time Zelda can trasform into Sheik to fight and then we have Twilight Princess Zelda who hadn't problems fighting vs TP Link.
Me
23:23 There was no explanation from Sephiroth why is that.
You're up against freaking SEPHIROTH of all characters... What do you think?