2009 bmw styling was brilliant, the z4 is still one of the most beautiful cars ever made. Those headlights just do it for me
@joshooahh4 жыл бұрын
Exactly, the peak of their design. Not trying to be "futuristic" for the sake of it. No silly angles, plastic etc.
@mrpeter5573 жыл бұрын
@@mrpeter557 a 2010 bmw z4 is stunning and its 10 years old. thanks for the reply.
@joshooahh3 жыл бұрын
@@joshooahh Absolutely agreed, the Z4 E89, M3 E92 and the M5 E60 are masterpieces, they're beautiful
@xxxxxtrxxx133 жыл бұрын
Yeah the corona ring xenon headlamps on the e90 lci are incredible
@madanto23948 ай бұрын
Saying that when BMW had E38, 39, Z8, E31 and etc. is just saying something about your taste and car knowledge...
@bag29633 ай бұрын
``Putting a furious weasel in your underpants``. Hahahaha.
@747723814 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@futurehndrxx41014 жыл бұрын
this show will never be the same without jeremy
@rarirover444 жыл бұрын
"Have you seen this my dear....look at that!" 😂😂
@first2645 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's reaction when the Jag passes him is so damn funny 😂
@kevinfromsales68426 жыл бұрын
Totally staged too lol..
@kabirthepunjabi4 жыл бұрын
@@kabirthepunjabi still funny u annoying person
@srt47884 жыл бұрын
God, i miss top gear
@metromax77415 жыл бұрын
"It's like sitting in someone's ear"
@kieranhughes40907 жыл бұрын
That was funny! Almost as funny as the 50% of people in the comments who seem to think they/their dad/ own one :-D!
@soundseeker636 жыл бұрын
Lol straight up b
@MD-gy8sz6 жыл бұрын
Jeremy was on form in this segment. "Have you seen this my dear? Look at thattt!"
@XpoZedBeatz5 жыл бұрын
It's all fun and games until you spend $10,000 to replace the turbos
@trevorlear50317 жыл бұрын
Trevor Lear Pure's overpriced stage 2 are half that...stop going to the stealership lol
@M5JamesE396 жыл бұрын
And that actually happens quite often. A friend of mine *had* one of these. Turbos went at ~100k km's. And so did A LOT of other things, including a transmission a few more km's down the road. Would be nice if you have two of these. That way you can almost always drive one, while the other is getting fixed. Almost.
@sashoxxx6 жыл бұрын
true story very typical of bmw american owners end up having to replace turbos around 100k miles
@mujjuman6 жыл бұрын
The only way to prolong turbo life is to not use them as much (hard with modern engine tuning) and to wait a few minutes before shutting the engine off to allow the turbos to cool down via circulating oil. It’s also very important to change the oil like people are supposed to, and not to prolong or delay oil change intervals for any reason. Otherwise, many German cars end up with blown turbo seals sometime after 100k. I’ve seen this as early as 80k but it isn’t very common. I’ve seen this on BMW, VW, and Audi. Even on turbo Volvo’s!
@mujjuman6 жыл бұрын
S. T That’s very true. These engines require some extra precautions and things to keep in mind for proper maintenance. I don’t have any experience with Peugeot as an American but I can say that majority of Americans aren’t used to turbocharged engines in mainstream cars.
@mujjuman6 жыл бұрын
“Get your nurse to find you a crayon” 😂😂
@jamesfisher52334 жыл бұрын
150,00 miles my dads lasted. Spun a piston and wrote it off. £120,000 list price with all the extras and after 6 years it was worth £5k in scrap. The upgraded alloys alone cost £5,500 from bmw. He now owns an f15 X5M. The man will never learn.
@northernmonkey95414 жыл бұрын
That's why you learn to repair your own cars. My 2002 Durango is 20 years old now. Bought new in 2002 for $50,000 with a credit card, paid in full. No lease, no payments (credit card payments are cheaper than dealership loans fyi) It's now valued at $1,900. Never has broken down. Tires every 6 years, oil changes are done at precise intervals and fluids checked monthly for any unusual smell or color. Will drive in -50 F or 105 F no troubles. My next thing to replace soon will be the battery. After 9 years installed it's not charging past 3/4 full. Take care of your cars and you will only ever need 1 car.
@MrWolfSnack2 жыл бұрын
@@MrWolfSnack I’m sorry, but how did a Durango from 2002 cost $50,000? Is there something I’m missing?
@steven5509 Жыл бұрын
@@steven5509 SLT trim + TOL engine option + dealer markup + delivery + options. There's a long list of things as to why they cost that much. I remember I had to special order it from out of state for one thing because no dealer in the city had one.
@MrWolfSnack Жыл бұрын
F85 x5m* I own a f15 x5. f15 x5s are regular 35i/40e. F85 is the M. The f85 m is actually pretty good tho. and for 150k miles that's also really good. Dont know how you drove 150k in 6 years tho. My 2017 x5 is 6 years old with 30k miles. Parents 2022 x5 is a year old with 10k miles.
@blocksource4192 Жыл бұрын
Spun a piston 😂😂 you and/or your dad never owned one so shut up
@hexagonosaurus5848 Жыл бұрын
After several years, this car still looks great
@Lukiusa11 ай бұрын
0:26 that look though 😂😂
@samdurling60536 жыл бұрын
Low-key looked like Mr Bean
@quarantinejet23124 жыл бұрын
Sam Durling Horror Clarkson, waiting till you fall asleep to scratch your eyes out 😈
@limeddasch3824 жыл бұрын
😂😂 yep... Brilliant
@KR-jg7gc4 жыл бұрын
That's proper flake
@danked67314 жыл бұрын
She's chunky, she's expensive, yet the performance still keeps me smiling from ear to ear!
@streetscene254 Жыл бұрын
Sold my C6 Z06 to buy one. Absolutely love it, and with a tune, this tank launches hard. Reliability has been very good with tires and oil changes costing the most.
@esteemedenergy6 жыл бұрын
Wow would be hard for me to give up a c6 z06!
@ChristopherMundahl5 жыл бұрын
Jesus u sold a vette for this...
@gjorgji93395 жыл бұрын
@@gjorgji9339 lol vette,probably worst ,,sport,, car i ever drive
@strahinjaboskovic3055 жыл бұрын
GetoverYourself What you‘ve done there is simply stupid. That‘s like changing in Dillion Harper for a bbw. Honestly can‘t follow your chain of thought.
@limeddasch3824 жыл бұрын
Honestly you don’t need this M to have fun. I’ve had an X5 35i and it was already very fun
@jerrywang57914 жыл бұрын
Much better looking than the current series
@fastdays_15 жыл бұрын
yeah
@nexoq49145 жыл бұрын
No way. The F85 is easily the angriest looking
@volume09985 жыл бұрын
All BMWs of that era look better than today's models, especially the 5 series, X5 and X6
@cashbonanza9635 жыл бұрын
AN D1 but it looks like a police car
@dazzaMusic5 жыл бұрын
The current gen looks way better.
@thynysan4 жыл бұрын
Damn, appreciating the use of Burial's music! Never thought I would've heard it on Top Gear.
@ampthilluk4 жыл бұрын
I just caught that myself! Might be my new favourite 4 seconds of top gear
@declanthomas71594 жыл бұрын
3:49 jc makes even that x5 look small
@anandnairkollam4 жыл бұрын
15 years ago. Time flies.
@australian23 ай бұрын
This most beautiful X5 ever
@dujb15 жыл бұрын
Sam Du yes
@calingabriel18215 жыл бұрын
I don't own one but they really are nice cars. Beautifully designed and passionate.
@williamhilow69745 жыл бұрын
The most beautiful bmw ever
@loneshinystar4 жыл бұрын
@@loneshinystar Fuck no
@thynysan4 жыл бұрын
Star a beautiful suv... nice joke
@gockelxxxxxl95844 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson is definitely the best car Journalist and TV presenter ever.
@wellingbadboy4 жыл бұрын
I own one... it's amazing... outside of if breaking down all the time that is. I fit the dogs and the wife and the kids in and it's a very capable SUV (I know BMW calls it an SAV). Drop the family off, hit the M button, drop it into sport mode, and it's an animal!! Great alternative to owning 2 cars (family and sports car).
@ozan68648 жыл бұрын
+Darth Vader in the less than 1 year I owned it... injectors, battery($500 out of warranty), oil leak, power steering explosion, and the infamous "high battery drain"... nobody can figure out what it means, what causes it, and it can go away at any time and come back at any time and leave you stranded. (I'm sure I'm missing a couple breakdowns) Thank God I had a warranty on it, nothing out of pocket the entire time but the nearest BMW dealership was 1.5 hours away.... HUGE hassle. I no longer own it, back to GM and never again German. If you want a performance SUV go with the SRT8
@ozan68647 жыл бұрын
+Darth Vader Also, make sure you have a BMW dealer close. Nobody else can work on them. I took my Beemer to a local shop first, they couldn't read the codes because everything was in German. They told me they Googled the codes but they weren't 100% sure that's what they were.... tricky BMW.
@ozan68647 жыл бұрын
I belive if you want performance SUV get range rover?
@DuBstep1157 жыл бұрын
If you whant Space and more perf you have the m5 and it s lower so more of a drivers car
@robinmarples51986 жыл бұрын
breaking down all the time. seems like a problem
@KeepEV0LVING6 жыл бұрын
Back then it was insane to think anyone would put such big engines in SUV's. today its All normal.
@Mouberg10104 жыл бұрын
Still the best performance SUV on the planet for the price. Luxury, quality, and reliable.
@esteemedenergy4 жыл бұрын
Have 3 of them, best suv ever made
@22bioshock3 жыл бұрын
@Henry BMW hater
@22bioshock3 жыл бұрын
@Henry B I own 3 x5’s and a z3 very low maintenance. Matter of fact I don’t know a BMW owner that has issues as much as you and other people that probably should drive a Toyota instead
@22bioshock3 жыл бұрын
@Henry B why would I do that when I own 3 of them? That’s like eating a Twinkie and reading reviews on it a few years later.
@22bioshock3 жыл бұрын
@Henry B Yep better and more wise choice is a Cayenne. New models don't look bad at all, it's Porsche reliable, drives almost like a saloon/sedan..Not to mention Cayenne was the 1st real luxury/off-road capable, sporty SUV.
@cyanprince003 жыл бұрын
And the MADMEN at BMW M group were allowed to put in the engine of the 1999 LeMons BMW winner car and it is insane
@Birb_of_Judge5 жыл бұрын
0:50 Burial
@CivilAviation16 жыл бұрын
If you heard the few seconds of intense bass at 2:36, and the following music, and liked it, good news! It's called Trifonic - Parks on Fire
@TheFerruccio13 жыл бұрын
worth every penny
@mandataruu86854 жыл бұрын
Good old times
@nz75554 жыл бұрын
Incredible this car did not broken.
@tossftw7228Ай бұрын
Oh come on , look what he said " Here I am 4 miles high in the sky , driving a car that weights slightly more than the center of th e earth , but it's ifne , it's better than fine , it's not an M5 but in something like this , it's amazing..."
@emirb.a.745d76 жыл бұрын
Well fuck off then, we all heard that. No need for your jibberish
@magg936 жыл бұрын
Well those are just the facts... not his personal opinion. You can tell he really doesn't like it lol
@elnyoutube1235 жыл бұрын
You do realise all of what he says is scripted before hand right? He thinks about what he’s gonna say a couple hours before he does a take. He doesn’t just come up with these out of thin air
@b8yep9595 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it would be better if you just brought the M5 though.
@projectilequestion3 жыл бұрын
Still made him smile and that is the point of any BMW M car.
@damirbajic45792 ай бұрын
Sounds like the new M5s engine. Edit: Turns out, it is the same engine but a bit different!
@TheRealBleach4 жыл бұрын
I miss classic top gear
@revolutions883 жыл бұрын
Get your nurse to find a crayon! Hahahahaha. I’m using that next week.
@Billywoo123 жыл бұрын
That drag race was a perfect illustration of traction vs power to weight ratio. AWD will always get off the line faster especially in the wet. Doesn't mean it will win over a long distance though.
@soundseeker637 ай бұрын
This one is very, very thirsty. My cousin had this. Very nice SUV.
@BobbyJay16 жыл бұрын
How thirsty?
@alihussain-rn3ur2 жыл бұрын
did it get 5mpg??? 2007 X3 is a gas hog.
@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын
@@alihussain-rn3ur MPG was terrible. I couldn't remember. It was like 10 years ago.
@BobbyJay1 Жыл бұрын
Name of the piano songs please
@xosrovhuseynli28906 жыл бұрын
This guy: I GOTTA MILLION VIEWS!! also this guy: why do I have under 1,000 subscribers
@johnnolte44554 жыл бұрын
Whats the name of the piano song?
@Irowned Жыл бұрын
Man I miss this
@Jahmed56354 жыл бұрын
The M division was in way over its head with this car. some of the plastic around the cabin filter just breaks away bc of the high heat. replacing anything on this engine is a nightmare. and the turbo's are in the middle of the V8 . again good idea on paper , but waaaaaaaaay to many problems xD.
@mplewp3 жыл бұрын
In the middle of Chelsea, it went into limp mode and I cost me an arm and a leg to fix. Beautiful, but never again.
@spiritzen Жыл бұрын
"It's like sitting in someone's ear."
@n0rep1y13 жыл бұрын
My kids loved that thing. After the devorce electric bicycles really grew on me.
@luciustitius2 жыл бұрын
@bmwlover0809 Well said, BMW forever
@robbie149013 жыл бұрын
Hey
@samaelbravo36924 жыл бұрын
Last proper BMW SUV they made before going full socker mum. 2.2 tone which could feel like a proper Sports when driven hard.
@filippxx5 жыл бұрын
filippxxx The E53 was the last, this E70 X5M is the same concept as the F85 and F95 X5Ms now, powerful and same S63 engine 2 generations after. All X5M generations share the same engine. So it isn’t the last proper one, the only and last one was the E53, naturally aspirated V8 S62!
@aidenp57684 жыл бұрын
I have owned this car for years and it's great until you sit behind the wheel of a M3 or 4 or 5 or 6. I agree with Jeremy. Everything about this car is really nice by themselves, but once you put them together, it just does not work. That being said, it's still really fun to drive.
@raojz7 жыл бұрын
raojz Only problem I have with my F85 is that the headrests are a bit odd and crane your neck forward too much so you have to recline the seat. Otherwise, it's a blast.
@saobx39566 жыл бұрын
Yours doesn't break down regularly? Asking cos of peoples comments on the car
@iykec.53055 жыл бұрын
Ikechukwu Ozoani I had a 30d 2007 and it needed a new transmission after 100km of driving
@ethans78755 жыл бұрын
I drove one of these at work today and this video is the first one that popped up in my feed today, what are the chances? 😂
@KurumaDesigns3 жыл бұрын
your phone TRACKS you
@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын
HOLY S**T! DID YOU SEE THE FREAKIN FRONT WHEEL OFF THE ROAD?
@amcheung1013 жыл бұрын
I wish it was reliable so I could buy it
@aliwarraich53324 жыл бұрын
Why?
@projectilequestion3 жыл бұрын
The E53 4.8is is still the best looking. These latest ones are pigs wearing lipstick
@SwastikaHinduSansrkit5 жыл бұрын
Obsolete
@loneshinystar4 жыл бұрын
I had one sold it s d got a e70 x5m
@FISHINGNOTCATCHING-3 жыл бұрын
@@FISHINGNOTCATCHING- E70's are the next sexiest once those are hot. You rarely see them around
@SwastikaHinduSansrkit3 жыл бұрын
When the advert before the video is an audi advert
@st29ma013 жыл бұрын
Burial in the background
@dadedraak2 жыл бұрын
Isn't this the same engine that is in the F10 M5
@thynysan4 жыл бұрын
Thyny San pretty much. S63 in both.
@thatflywelshguy96624 жыл бұрын
apart from every nut and bolt being redesigned yes. xD BMW = funny that way. its the same engine but the oilsystem is completely different. so if you try to interchange parts , your so screwed xD.
@mplewp3 жыл бұрын
Name of song at 1:00?
@andreibarzu5 жыл бұрын
This truck is on beast mode. Damn.
@975theo13 жыл бұрын
Does anyone have the studio intro to this video? It was hilarious a.f
@lazlazlo73313 ай бұрын
BMW X5 m or just x5 are very beautiful cars that’s why a lot of people love them period. That’s why BMW has so many fanboys! Other brands are sucked at designing and styling their cars . That’s why the other cars fanboys are so jealous of whoever drives or own any BMW because if they don’t care they wouldn’t bother to shit mouthing off to BMW.
@veronicianyveronica52905 жыл бұрын
Fuck yea, well said...!!🔥😎😮
@bimmer39975 жыл бұрын
are you high or blind?
@gggggggggggggggggg1612 жыл бұрын
around the same horsepower as the 2023 x5 50i 4.4 v8 Turbo
@lewishamilton92515 ай бұрын
Кто из 2020🤣
@user-mc9bt3tq4h4 жыл бұрын
10 000 hhh.. On Europe you have those turbos for 1200 euro
@zaidlachiouech64874 жыл бұрын
All very nice but you will need to remortgage your house to pay for the servicing bills Because it will break
@cupidstunt223 жыл бұрын
having this car is a lot of fun...smoke porsches off the line all the time carreras to carrera 4s!
@amirjon12 жыл бұрын
I get mine from service tomorrow. OMG CANT WAIT. Miss my Beast.
@Singular11Polarity6 жыл бұрын
Tyler Jeffries - Don't you worry about that. You'll be leaving it back there soon after.
@sashoxxx6 жыл бұрын
your mad :(
@Andy-bm6zo6 жыл бұрын
The X5 M does 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. The new ones do it in 3.9 seconds, so yes it definitely does smoke many sports cars off the line...but they catch up soon after
@jcdentonunatco5 жыл бұрын
@Jamie Whitehead I do own one (2012 X5M) and yes, it's fun smoking Porsches, and other rides that think they are fast.
@dbldare5 жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear about the x5 leman v12 p75
@mugabajeanclovis1597 ай бұрын
2020
@shekhar12344 жыл бұрын
I reckon you'd be in there! MmmMhmm!
@Strike8613 жыл бұрын
💪💪💪💪💪
@user-nt3is8jf1t2 жыл бұрын
i once had a weasel in my underpants, luckily it wasn't furious but only moody.
@muirhouseterrace14 жыл бұрын
I'd take the red XKR every time.
@lewis725 жыл бұрын
Who wouldnt 😂
@Top_Gear_Clips_Central9 ай бұрын
well unless they use launch control it might have won
@310JP7 жыл бұрын
it most certainly does have launch control.
@sammysabbagh87296 жыл бұрын
They most definitely have launch control.
@CaptainShake_NA5 жыл бұрын
BMW's launch control is a bit complicated.
@aaryeshg.65265 жыл бұрын
X5 3.0d is the best!
@richardmashamaite48573 жыл бұрын
yes the 3.0d is bulletproof 💪
@marinic8183 жыл бұрын
The new m3 costs 75k as well
@leenevin84513 жыл бұрын
0:20 Does Jeremy have experience putting furious weasels in his underpants? 🤔🧐
@leobuckey4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately Most people hasn’t been educated enough to know that oil change to they’re car is as important as changing your underwear . And jet were sou keen to blame almost perfect engineering to our own stupidity . This car as engineering masterpiece can only be as bulletproof as it’s owner .
@piccadillycircus94163 жыл бұрын
I've never sat in anyone's ear...🤔
@jordanmiller63745 жыл бұрын
I hate the idea of a performance truck now. At first it had a novelty power thing, so I kind of didn't mind the idea. Now that there's 50 kinds of top heavy, non-offroadable, gas guzzleing, confused "sporty" heaps in my opinion they're a terrible idea. What's wrong with a sports sedan?
@7superduper12 жыл бұрын
They're objectively shit. If you want an SUV, get a real one; if you want a sports car, get a real one.
@eikonise6 жыл бұрын
@@eikonise Usually the excuse is that they "need more space", but in that case just get a wagon and get everything in one.
@tmanepic5 жыл бұрын
Because SUV is so fucking cool 😎! They look cooler than any sport sedans! That’s why people love them!
@veronicianyveronica52904 жыл бұрын
This comment was 11 years ahead of it’s time, sPoRt SUVs are still and will always be shit
@SergioMenaGTS Жыл бұрын
@tmanepic but a wagon can't offroad as well as an SUV... then what? There was always a case for one car to do everything and that's what these Super SUV are about. Exotic supercar engine, check. Can reasonably go offroad, check. Have space for family and all the stuff, check. Is fun to drive (it being unstable is funny in a way), check.
@aaryeshg.6526 Жыл бұрын
what a cauldron
@printulvestului7843 жыл бұрын
@on91 Car companies only wish they could make cars like bmw. They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect.
@robbie149013 жыл бұрын
said no actual bmw owner ever.
@maxforce6 жыл бұрын
+maxforce you do realize you are replying to a 7 year old comment? lol
@FutureReverberations6 жыл бұрын
Joseph but it's truth fits now better than ever^^
@MSRooky350z6 жыл бұрын
As a BMW owner, I say: "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect." Whether the statement is true or not, a BMW owner has now said it. :P *EDIT. And yes, BMW do now offer an X5 engine variant that runs on sliced dolpin.
@FutureReverberations6 жыл бұрын
@@FutureReverberations I'm with you man. Actually my X5M gets better gas milage than my X5 4.8i. I love this thing!!! Oh and - "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect."
@dbldare5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine how many parts on this BMW are broken by now.
@theshadowman13982 жыл бұрын
The car got written off
@N444BYL Жыл бұрын
point is 70% of everything is better than a 100% in one thing and 0% in everything else
@ma.s23864 жыл бұрын
2 people have a Mercedes ML63 AMG
@Aerosmithfan50712 жыл бұрын
Sure these SUVs can't do offroad, but i think the point of an SUV is to be able to hit speed bumps and potholes at high speed, you can't do that with low slung sportscar.
@Catalina._4 жыл бұрын
i am 19 and sometimes i am allowed to drive my moms A 170 diesel
@Dukhanstmichmal14 жыл бұрын
I think Clarkson might be into BDSM seeing as he also brought up 50 Shades of Grey and said the seatbelts on the Mercedes Black AMG were like bondage once
@jackbauer47622 жыл бұрын
HAHA
@joesmith9216 Жыл бұрын
"I bet u will be in there" LOL!
@supermashuhuri13 жыл бұрын
The Jeep Cherokee track hawk of back then
@laughingcures85634 жыл бұрын
ThugLord bought that car!
@JAATAKHTAR2 жыл бұрын
Imagine all the problems with it now…
@charlieherring845811 ай бұрын
BMW It's my heart my dream to have one of the best car in the world BMWx5Mpower❤👌👌
@abuabdallah75925 жыл бұрын
"best car in the world" only to break after 18 month
@domallen14515 жыл бұрын
@@domallen1451 Folks that can afford $200,000US don't care about reliability. Reliability is for folks like the rest of us. Off to work. Sitting in traffic. Hell we can't even use wot we got. LOL
@williamhilow69745 жыл бұрын
What and not a camel?
@andrew196820085 жыл бұрын
@@andrew19682008 😂😂😂
@domallen14515 жыл бұрын
They had to let the jag win coz british m8
@kabirthepunjabi4 жыл бұрын
why you hate bmw?
@ESejdiu73 жыл бұрын
Gosh they were problematic. Like, VERY problematic. Lots of vacuum issues, turbo issues, and still valve-stem seal issues. Sad.
@IPGAuto5 жыл бұрын
Not sure if a drag race clip exists on KZhead of BMW cars actually living up to the promise. Why bother with this monstrosity when you can get a c63 estate with the same amount of space, better handling and a better engine. And cheaper.
@recruitmentch4 жыл бұрын
icebbg is currently a dead horse. A dead horse is a term to refer to someone who hasn’t been active on social media for a while.
@DaveDVideoMaker3 жыл бұрын
BRING BACK CLARKSON!!!!!!!
@jeztickles43614 жыл бұрын
New X5M is the dads bollocks 🔥
@santana95374 жыл бұрын
they had a v8 normal prototype the real 1 is twin turboed ho do i know my dad has 1
@persiankid89714 жыл бұрын
"it's like sitting in someone's ear..."
@n0rep1y13 жыл бұрын
X5M lost the ability to go off-road?
@joseph-17745 жыл бұрын
Joseph-蒋韶华 X5M is inches lower, sport tires and gear ratios are performance on road like. The regular X5 is much better for off-road with off-road tires.
2009 bmw styling was brilliant, the z4 is still one of the most beautiful cars ever made. Those headlights just do it for me
Exactly, the peak of their design. Not trying to be "futuristic" for the sake of it. No silly angles, plastic etc.
@@mrpeter557 a 2010 bmw z4 is stunning and its 10 years old. thanks for the reply.
@@joshooahh Absolutely agreed, the Z4 E89, M3 E92 and the M5 E60 are masterpieces, they're beautiful
Yeah the corona ring xenon headlamps on the e90 lci are incredible
Saying that when BMW had E38, 39, Z8, E31 and etc. is just saying something about your taste and car knowledge...
``Putting a furious weasel in your underpants``. Hahahaha.
Hahahaha
this show will never be the same without jeremy
"Have you seen this my dear....look at that!" 😂😂
Jeremy's reaction when the Jag passes him is so damn funny 😂
Totally staged too lol..
@@kabirthepunjabi still funny u annoying person
God, i miss top gear
"It's like sitting in someone's ear"
That was funny! Almost as funny as the 50% of people in the comments who seem to think they/their dad/ own one :-D!
Lol straight up b
Jeremy was on form in this segment. "Have you seen this my dear? Look at thattt!"
It's all fun and games until you spend $10,000 to replace the turbos
Trevor Lear Pure's overpriced stage 2 are half that...stop going to the stealership lol
And that actually happens quite often. A friend of mine *had* one of these. Turbos went at ~100k km's. And so did A LOT of other things, including a transmission a few more km's down the road. Would be nice if you have two of these. That way you can almost always drive one, while the other is getting fixed. Almost.
true story very typical of bmw american owners end up having to replace turbos around 100k miles
The only way to prolong turbo life is to not use them as much (hard with modern engine tuning) and to wait a few minutes before shutting the engine off to allow the turbos to cool down via circulating oil. It’s also very important to change the oil like people are supposed to, and not to prolong or delay oil change intervals for any reason. Otherwise, many German cars end up with blown turbo seals sometime after 100k. I’ve seen this as early as 80k but it isn’t very common. I’ve seen this on BMW, VW, and Audi. Even on turbo Volvo’s!
S. T That’s very true. These engines require some extra precautions and things to keep in mind for proper maintenance. I don’t have any experience with Peugeot as an American but I can say that majority of Americans aren’t used to turbocharged engines in mainstream cars.
“Get your nurse to find you a crayon” 😂😂
150,00 miles my dads lasted. Spun a piston and wrote it off. £120,000 list price with all the extras and after 6 years it was worth £5k in scrap. The upgraded alloys alone cost £5,500 from bmw. He now owns an f15 X5M. The man will never learn.
That's why you learn to repair your own cars. My 2002 Durango is 20 years old now. Bought new in 2002 for $50,000 with a credit card, paid in full. No lease, no payments (credit card payments are cheaper than dealership loans fyi) It's now valued at $1,900. Never has broken down. Tires every 6 years, oil changes are done at precise intervals and fluids checked monthly for any unusual smell or color. Will drive in -50 F or 105 F no troubles. My next thing to replace soon will be the battery. After 9 years installed it's not charging past 3/4 full. Take care of your cars and you will only ever need 1 car.
@@MrWolfSnack I’m sorry, but how did a Durango from 2002 cost $50,000? Is there something I’m missing?
@@steven5509 SLT trim + TOL engine option + dealer markup + delivery + options. There's a long list of things as to why they cost that much. I remember I had to special order it from out of state for one thing because no dealer in the city had one.
F85 x5m* I own a f15 x5. f15 x5s are regular 35i/40e. F85 is the M. The f85 m is actually pretty good tho. and for 150k miles that's also really good. Dont know how you drove 150k in 6 years tho. My 2017 x5 is 6 years old with 30k miles. Parents 2022 x5 is a year old with 10k miles.
Spun a piston 😂😂 you and/or your dad never owned one so shut up
After several years, this car still looks great
0:26 that look though 😂😂
Low-key looked like Mr Bean
Sam Durling Horror Clarkson, waiting till you fall asleep to scratch your eyes out 😈
😂😂 yep... Brilliant
That's proper flake
She's chunky, she's expensive, yet the performance still keeps me smiling from ear to ear!
Sold my C6 Z06 to buy one. Absolutely love it, and with a tune, this tank launches hard. Reliability has been very good with tires and oil changes costing the most.
Wow would be hard for me to give up a c6 z06!
Jesus u sold a vette for this...
@@gjorgji9339 lol vette,probably worst ,,sport,, car i ever drive
GetoverYourself What you‘ve done there is simply stupid. That‘s like changing in Dillion Harper for a bbw. Honestly can‘t follow your chain of thought.
Honestly you don’t need this M to have fun. I’ve had an X5 35i and it was already very fun
Much better looking than the current series
yeah
No way. The F85 is easily the angriest looking
All BMWs of that era look better than today's models, especially the 5 series, X5 and X6
AN D1 but it looks like a police car
The current gen looks way better.
Damn, appreciating the use of Burial's music! Never thought I would've heard it on Top Gear.
I just caught that myself! Might be my new favourite 4 seconds of top gear
3:49 jc makes even that x5 look small
15 years ago. Time flies.
This most beautiful X5 ever
Sam Du yes
I don't own one but they really are nice cars. Beautifully designed and passionate.
The most beautiful bmw ever
@@loneshinystar Fuck no
Star a beautiful suv... nice joke
Jeremy Clarkson is definitely the best car Journalist and TV presenter ever.
I own one... it's amazing... outside of if breaking down all the time that is. I fit the dogs and the wife and the kids in and it's a very capable SUV (I know BMW calls it an SAV). Drop the family off, hit the M button, drop it into sport mode, and it's an animal!! Great alternative to owning 2 cars (family and sports car).
+Darth Vader in the less than 1 year I owned it... injectors, battery($500 out of warranty), oil leak, power steering explosion, and the infamous "high battery drain"... nobody can figure out what it means, what causes it, and it can go away at any time and come back at any time and leave you stranded. (I'm sure I'm missing a couple breakdowns) Thank God I had a warranty on it, nothing out of pocket the entire time but the nearest BMW dealership was 1.5 hours away.... HUGE hassle. I no longer own it, back to GM and never again German. If you want a performance SUV go with the SRT8
+Darth Vader Also, make sure you have a BMW dealer close. Nobody else can work on them. I took my Beemer to a local shop first, they couldn't read the codes because everything was in German. They told me they Googled the codes but they weren't 100% sure that's what they were.... tricky BMW.
I belive if you want performance SUV get range rover?
If you whant Space and more perf you have the m5 and it s lower so more of a drivers car
breaking down all the time. seems like a problem
Back then it was insane to think anyone would put such big engines in SUV's. today its All normal.
Still the best performance SUV on the planet for the price. Luxury, quality, and reliable.
Have 3 of them, best suv ever made
@Henry BMW hater
@Henry B I own 3 x5’s and a z3 very low maintenance. Matter of fact I don’t know a BMW owner that has issues as much as you and other people that probably should drive a Toyota instead
@Henry B why would I do that when I own 3 of them? That’s like eating a Twinkie and reading reviews on it a few years later.
@Henry B Yep better and more wise choice is a Cayenne. New models don't look bad at all, it's Porsche reliable, drives almost like a saloon/sedan..Not to mention Cayenne was the 1st real luxury/off-road capable, sporty SUV.
And the MADMEN at BMW M group were allowed to put in the engine of the 1999 LeMons BMW winner car and it is insane
0:50 Burial
If you heard the few seconds of intense bass at 2:36, and the following music, and liked it, good news! It's called Trifonic - Parks on Fire
worth every penny
Good old times
Incredible this car did not broken.
Oh come on , look what he said " Here I am 4 miles high in the sky , driving a car that weights slightly more than the center of th e earth , but it's ifne , it's better than fine , it's not an M5 but in something like this , it's amazing..."
Well fuck off then, we all heard that. No need for your jibberish
Well those are just the facts... not his personal opinion. You can tell he really doesn't like it lol
You do realise all of what he says is scripted before hand right? He thinks about what he’s gonna say a couple hours before he does a take. He doesn’t just come up with these out of thin air
Yeah, but it would be better if you just brought the M5 though.
Still made him smile and that is the point of any BMW M car.
Sounds like the new M5s engine. Edit: Turns out, it is the same engine but a bit different!
I miss classic top gear
Get your nurse to find a crayon! Hahahahaha. I’m using that next week.
That drag race was a perfect illustration of traction vs power to weight ratio. AWD will always get off the line faster especially in the wet. Doesn't mean it will win over a long distance though.
This one is very, very thirsty. My cousin had this. Very nice SUV.
How thirsty?
did it get 5mpg??? 2007 X3 is a gas hog.
@@alihussain-rn3ur MPG was terrible. I couldn't remember. It was like 10 years ago.
Name of the piano songs please
This guy: I GOTTA MILLION VIEWS!! also this guy: why do I have under 1,000 subscribers
Whats the name of the piano song?
Man I miss this
The M division was in way over its head with this car. some of the plastic around the cabin filter just breaks away bc of the high heat. replacing anything on this engine is a nightmare. and the turbo's are in the middle of the V8 . again good idea on paper , but waaaaaaaaay to many problems xD.
In the middle of Chelsea, it went into limp mode and I cost me an arm and a leg to fix. Beautiful, but never again.
"It's like sitting in someone's ear."
My kids loved that thing. After the devorce electric bicycles really grew on me.
@bmwlover0809 Well said, BMW forever
Hey
Last proper BMW SUV they made before going full socker mum. 2.2 tone which could feel like a proper Sports when driven hard.
filippxxx The E53 was the last, this E70 X5M is the same concept as the F85 and F95 X5Ms now, powerful and same S63 engine 2 generations after. All X5M generations share the same engine. So it isn’t the last proper one, the only and last one was the E53, naturally aspirated V8 S62!
I have owned this car for years and it's great until you sit behind the wheel of a M3 or 4 or 5 or 6. I agree with Jeremy. Everything about this car is really nice by themselves, but once you put them together, it just does not work. That being said, it's still really fun to drive.
raojz Only problem I have with my F85 is that the headrests are a bit odd and crane your neck forward too much so you have to recline the seat. Otherwise, it's a blast.
Yours doesn't break down regularly? Asking cos of peoples comments on the car
Ikechukwu Ozoani I had a 30d 2007 and it needed a new transmission after 100km of driving
I drove one of these at work today and this video is the first one that popped up in my feed today, what are the chances? 😂
your phone TRACKS you
HOLY S**T! DID YOU SEE THE FREAKIN FRONT WHEEL OFF THE ROAD?
I wish it was reliable so I could buy it
Why?
The E53 4.8is is still the best looking. These latest ones are pigs wearing lipstick
Obsolete
I had one sold it s d got a e70 x5m
@@FISHINGNOTCATCHING- E70's are the next sexiest once those are hot. You rarely see them around
When the advert before the video is an audi advert
Burial in the background
Isn't this the same engine that is in the F10 M5
Thyny San pretty much. S63 in both.
apart from every nut and bolt being redesigned yes. xD BMW = funny that way. its the same engine but the oilsystem is completely different. so if you try to interchange parts , your so screwed xD.
Name of song at 1:00?
This truck is on beast mode. Damn.
Does anyone have the studio intro to this video? It was hilarious a.f
BMW X5 m or just x5 are very beautiful cars that’s why a lot of people love them period. That’s why BMW has so many fanboys! Other brands are sucked at designing and styling their cars . That’s why the other cars fanboys are so jealous of whoever drives or own any BMW because if they don’t care they wouldn’t bother to shit mouthing off to BMW.
Fuck yea, well said...!!🔥😎😮
are you high or blind?
around the same horsepower as the 2023 x5 50i 4.4 v8 Turbo
Кто из 2020🤣
10 000 hhh.. On Europe you have those turbos for 1200 euro
All very nice but you will need to remortgage your house to pay for the servicing bills Because it will break
having this car is a lot of fun...smoke porsches off the line all the time carreras to carrera 4s!
I get mine from service tomorrow. OMG CANT WAIT. Miss my Beast.
Tyler Jeffries - Don't you worry about that. You'll be leaving it back there soon after.
your mad :(
The X5 M does 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. The new ones do it in 3.9 seconds, so yes it definitely does smoke many sports cars off the line...but they catch up soon after
@Jamie Whitehead I do own one (2012 X5M) and yes, it's fun smoking Porsches, and other rides that think they are fast.
Wait until you hear about the x5 leman v12 p75
2020
I reckon you'd be in there! MmmMhmm!
💪💪💪💪💪
i once had a weasel in my underpants, luckily it wasn't furious but only moody.
I'd take the red XKR every time.
Who wouldnt 😂
well unless they use launch control it might have won
it most certainly does have launch control.
They most definitely have launch control.
BMW's launch control is a bit complicated.
X5 3.0d is the best!
yes the 3.0d is bulletproof 💪
The new m3 costs 75k as well
0:20 Does Jeremy have experience putting furious weasels in his underpants? 🤔🧐
Unfortunately Most people hasn’t been educated enough to know that oil change to they’re car is as important as changing your underwear . And jet were sou keen to blame almost perfect engineering to our own stupidity . This car as engineering masterpiece can only be as bulletproof as it’s owner .
I've never sat in anyone's ear...🤔
I hate the idea of a performance truck now. At first it had a novelty power thing, so I kind of didn't mind the idea. Now that there's 50 kinds of top heavy, non-offroadable, gas guzzleing, confused "sporty" heaps in my opinion they're a terrible idea. What's wrong with a sports sedan?
They're objectively shit. If you want an SUV, get a real one; if you want a sports car, get a real one.
@@eikonise Usually the excuse is that they "need more space", but in that case just get a wagon and get everything in one.
Because SUV is so fucking cool 😎! They look cooler than any sport sedans! That’s why people love them!
This comment was 11 years ahead of it’s time, sPoRt SUVs are still and will always be shit
@tmanepic but a wagon can't offroad as well as an SUV... then what? There was always a case for one car to do everything and that's what these Super SUV are about. Exotic supercar engine, check. Can reasonably go offroad, check. Have space for family and all the stuff, check. Is fun to drive (it being unstable is funny in a way), check.
what a cauldron
@on91 Car companies only wish they could make cars like bmw. They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect.
said no actual bmw owner ever.
+maxforce you do realize you are replying to a 7 year old comment? lol
Joseph but it's truth fits now better than ever^^
As a BMW owner, I say: "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect." Whether the statement is true or not, a BMW owner has now said it. :P *EDIT. And yes, BMW do now offer an X5 engine variant that runs on sliced dolpin.
@@FutureReverberations I'm with you man. Actually my X5M gets better gas milage than my X5 4.8i. I love this thing!!! Oh and - "They are the envy of everyone because they are so perfect."
Can you imagine how many parts on this BMW are broken by now.
The car got written off
point is 70% of everything is better than a 100% in one thing and 0% in everything else
2 people have a Mercedes ML63 AMG
Sure these SUVs can't do offroad, but i think the point of an SUV is to be able to hit speed bumps and potholes at high speed, you can't do that with low slung sportscar.
i am 19 and sometimes i am allowed to drive my moms A 170 diesel
I think Clarkson might be into BDSM seeing as he also brought up 50 Shades of Grey and said the seatbelts on the Mercedes Black AMG were like bondage once
HAHA
"I bet u will be in there" LOL!
The Jeep Cherokee track hawk of back then
ThugLord bought that car!
Imagine all the problems with it now…
BMW It's my heart my dream to have one of the best car in the world BMWx5Mpower❤👌👌
"best car in the world" only to break after 18 month
@@domallen1451 Folks that can afford $200,000US don't care about reliability. Reliability is for folks like the rest of us. Off to work. Sitting in traffic. Hell we can't even use wot we got. LOL
What and not a camel?
@@andrew19682008 😂😂😂
They had to let the jag win coz british m8
why you hate bmw?
Gosh they were problematic. Like, VERY problematic. Lots of vacuum issues, turbo issues, and still valve-stem seal issues. Sad.
Not sure if a drag race clip exists on KZhead of BMW cars actually living up to the promise. Why bother with this monstrosity when you can get a c63 estate with the same amount of space, better handling and a better engine. And cheaper.
icebbg is currently a dead horse. A dead horse is a term to refer to someone who hasn’t been active on social media for a while.
BRING BACK CLARKSON!!!!!!!
New X5M is the dads bollocks 🔥
they had a v8 normal prototype the real 1 is twin turboed ho do i know my dad has 1
"it's like sitting in someone's ear..."
X5M lost the ability to go off-road?
Joseph-蒋韶华 X5M is inches lower, sport tires and gear ratios are performance on road like. The regular X5 is much better for off-road with off-road tires.
Jeremy, 😝 in 2009 you was a old man!!!! 😝😝😝😝