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James May finds the ultimate cheese sandwich

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2019 ж. 26 Қар.
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What is the best cheese sandwich you've ever had? James May sets out to find the answer to which is better - Red Leicester or Cheddar. Welcome to the 1970s...
Here's the cheese grater we used: amzn.to/2E20eRO

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  • For those of you asking about the cheese grater we used, here it is: amzn.to/2E20eRO

    @WhatNextVids@WhatNextVids4 жыл бұрын

    • James May is getting pretty excited over cheese sandwiches, he is in fact a national treasure this video confirms. edit: the weird grater part is for slices I know because I live in the Netherlands and we call them cheese shavers. Useful things those. Also who doesn't like cheese? Please notify james of the use of the weird part.

      @progenji6970@progenji69704 жыл бұрын

    • @@progenji6970 also for zucchini?

      @DJLing@DJLing4 жыл бұрын

    • I am strangely in love with these videos.

      @thetruthwillout9094@thetruthwillout90944 жыл бұрын

    • @@DJLing no that would be a mandolin

      @progenji6970@progenji69704 жыл бұрын

    • @@progenji6970 oooohhhhhh ok. Thanks!

      @DJLing@DJLing4 жыл бұрын

  • “In the future, humor will be randomly generated” Humor now: *C H E E S E*

    @derbyjr@derbyjr3 жыл бұрын

    • You're not wrong there.

      @jasons2023@jasons20233 жыл бұрын

    • in the future we will have comments am that aren’t repeating the same thing over and over on a comment section

      @BigYosh@BigYosh3 жыл бұрын

    • CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE

      @dimi2065@dimi20653 жыл бұрын

    • Your 1,000th like 🙂

      @berkkarsi@berkkarsi3 жыл бұрын

    • I’m proud to be your 1000th like

      @ivanhackz1478@ivanhackz14783 жыл бұрын

  • Many years back we all used to say we'd rather watch James may do normal things like eat a sandwich than watch the new top gear. Now we are actually doing that lol

    @Jakexvx@Jakexvx4 жыл бұрын

    • I actually didn't mind the last version of TG, the one with Chris, Paddy and Freddie. It wasn't the trio's TG but it was decent enough. This sandwich making is better though, there's no denying that.

      @lwaves@lwaves4 жыл бұрын

    • This is still better than new top gear!

      @kyjoel69@kyjoel694 жыл бұрын

    • @Debra Shepherd Purely for my own curiousity but which version of new TG? There's been a few, three I think. According to my TV mag, The Grand Tour should be back on in a week or two. Woo-hoo!

      @lwaves@lwaves4 жыл бұрын

    • Agreed haha

      @ontheotherhand6490@ontheotherhand64904 жыл бұрын

    • @@dshepherd107 Tagging you as I don't think the attempt Iwaves made to tag you in their question, actually functioned the way they intended Just scroll a bit and you should find a question from a user by the name of "Iwaves" asking you some stuff

      @meatsmell8639@meatsmell86394 жыл бұрын

  • James May slamming a block of Red Leicester and saying "Cheese" is a thousand times funnier than the new Top Gear could ever be.

    @voidwalker6159@voidwalker61592 жыл бұрын

    • this implies that this is the only thing thats funnier than the new top gear

      @JamesSmith-hq5se@JamesSmith-hq5se Жыл бұрын

    • @@JamesSmith-hq5se This implies no such thing

      @HaydenLau.@HaydenLau. Жыл бұрын

    • @@JamesSmith-hq5se That's not how English works

      @txzk26@txzk26 Жыл бұрын

    • ​@@JamesSmith-hq5se your comment implies you should go read up on the english language

      @yeanisch@yeanisch11 ай бұрын

    • 0:32

      @zaiidtrazo3042@zaiidtrazo304210 ай бұрын

  • I felt it when he said "Cheese" James is the guy that got us car guys into a cooking show, love it.

    @danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276@danielfeliperodrigueznuvan32762 жыл бұрын

    • Define, ‘cooking’..

      @thereader6667@thereader6667 Жыл бұрын

    • @@thereader6667 Press on “Read more”

      @danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276@danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276 Жыл бұрын

    • He is basically the guy who got us car guys into internet media@@danielfeliperodrigueznuvan3276

      @MisterRz@MisterRzАй бұрын

  • 0:32 is now a meme. Very proud.

    @JayAreAitch@JayAreAitch4 жыл бұрын

    • Wilbur Soot

      @xwispr@xwispr4 жыл бұрын

    • *Slam* CHEESE.

      @dzarthedemon4855@dzarthedemon48554 жыл бұрын

    • cheese

      @OtakuCafe@OtakuCafe4 жыл бұрын

    • cheze

      @greasedumpster9781@greasedumpster97813 жыл бұрын

    • Сыр

      @bigchebureki@bigchebureki3 жыл бұрын

  • Every time James says ‘cheese’ 0:29 0:33 0:38 1:05 1:13 1:22 2:15 2:18 2:48 2:50 3:48 3:51 4:35 5:03 5:15 5:20 5:29 5:35 5:40 5:54 5:57 6:07 6:12 6:16 6:39 6:49 6:50 7:29 7:36 8:13 8:30 8:44 10:08 13:07 14:02

    @Psgsshjl@Psgsshjl3 жыл бұрын

    • they called me a mad man

      @Shiichan01@Shiichan013 жыл бұрын

    • pin this madlad

      @vladimirputin3426@vladimirputin34263 жыл бұрын

    • You're my hero

      @tylergates9305@tylergates93053 жыл бұрын

    • Your a hero

      @JOMU_MAKU@JOMU_MAKU3 жыл бұрын

    • You are my savior

      @willgarrish4552@willgarrish45523 жыл бұрын

  • I love that the option to skip to highlight directly skips to "Cheese."

    @MUSiCK9@MUSiCK95 ай бұрын

  • It’s amazing how James May spending 15 minutes making 2 cheese sandwiches is more entertaining than almost everything else

    @funnyname6169@funnyname6169 Жыл бұрын

  • When Americans ask what British entertainment is like, we must only ever show them this

    @tropicalravioli7955@tropicalravioli79553 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmm. How about.. Taxation

      @wikansaktianto9215@wikansaktianto92153 жыл бұрын

    • Oh yeah yeah

      @fleurko1791@fleurko17913 жыл бұрын

    • still funnier than german humor.

      @8666@86663 жыл бұрын

    • @@8666 what humour?

      @lennaerthondelink9135@lennaerthondelink91353 жыл бұрын

    • @@lennaerthondelink9135 forget it. It's no laughing matter

      @8666@86663 жыл бұрын

  • I love how the video is 15 minutes long and that doesn't even include the speeding up. It actually took James 20 minutes to make two sandwiches and I watched it

    @niveous5392@niveous53923 жыл бұрын

    • There's a reason he's Captain Slow

      @Solar424@Solar4243 жыл бұрын

    • Umm bruh 4:25 And bruh (7:43) Oh yeah and bruh (10:27) Clearly you didn’t watch the video entirely, or you have an extreme case of memory loss.

      @MeltedToast84@MeltedToast843 жыл бұрын

    • @@MeltedToast84 i actually think he means that counting the sped up parts it's 15:27 but if those parts weren't sped up the video would have been longer, probably around 20 minutes

      @pechi22@pechi223 жыл бұрын

    • @@MeltedToast84 Clearly you didn't read the comment properly, or you have an extreme case of memory loss.

      @zakay_@zakay_2 жыл бұрын

    • @@zakay_ POV: minecraft kid 'umm bruh's you because he can't read

      @missbelled6700@missbelled67002 жыл бұрын

  • My man spent about 15 minutes making a couple sandwiches, and I don’t regret sitting here for all of it

    @ShoMinazuki@ShoMinazuki Жыл бұрын

  • I love that this is literally a video about cheese sandwiches but James may makes it extremely entertaining.

    @bend7726@bend7726 Жыл бұрын

  • This video is so surreal, I feel like I'm in a weird alternate reality that's just ALL James May

    @PainlessSiren@PainlessSiren3 жыл бұрын

    • Another dimension where everyone is James May

      @foodafen6367@foodafen63673 жыл бұрын

    • I want to visit that place

      @tobyskerman4775@tobyskerman47753 жыл бұрын

    • I see this as an absolute win

      @-manillazilla8327@-manillazilla83273 жыл бұрын

    • Its kinda... Comforting

      @egedore@egedore3 жыл бұрын

    • C H E E S E

      @mrjazzbam2416@mrjazzbam24163 жыл бұрын

  • I see Wallace let himself go after Gromit died... Still has the cheese addiction I see.

    @kinocorner976@kinocorner9763 жыл бұрын

    • C H E E S E

      @thesiulmania5423@thesiulmania54233 жыл бұрын

    • Underrated comment mate😂😂

      @samuel2026@samuel20263 жыл бұрын

    • But Wallace is bald

      @borys104@borys1043 жыл бұрын

    • James' job in life to represent the average bloke on the telly, relatable, witty. He's laughing all the way to the bank! There's a doppelganger of James in Westminster Abbey, a statue of abolitionist William Wilberforce! Check it out!

      @kickinbackinOC@kickinbackinOC3 жыл бұрын

    • YOU spoiled it for me 😭

      @harrynelson9203@harrynelson92033 жыл бұрын

  • This remains one of the most joyous videos ever created. And as a child of the 70s in the US, may I just say how much better life would have been if our cheese came in blocks instead of flat orange slices wrapped in plastic (which also tasted of plastic).

    @bobbcorr@bobbcorr Жыл бұрын

  • A question i never thought I'd ask....why am I watching James May making cheese sandwiches....

    @nicklawrie6620@nicklawrie66202 жыл бұрын

  • James May gives me hope that when I’m older, I can still be relevant, regardless of how strange that relevance is.

    @gfel9468@gfel94683 жыл бұрын

    • Awesome comment

      @kennethmortensen8159@kennethmortensen81593 жыл бұрын

    • Well, that is if you were relevant. No offense, but average people like us would be pretty much useless once we hit 50s

      @Kalitayy@Kalitayy3 жыл бұрын

    • CHEESE

      @wiggler_01@wiggler_013 жыл бұрын

    • ~cheese~

      @potatowr6726@potatowr67263 жыл бұрын

    • He's not strange at all...I find him totally relevant...not like soppy lucy.

      @whitemonkey7932@whitemonkey79323 жыл бұрын

  • This is the most low budget studio ever used by professionals.

    @Anonymous-sb9rr@Anonymous-sb9rr4 жыл бұрын

    • Thats because its James May's emergency bunker, and not a studio.

      @user-mi4wr2lw3n@user-mi4wr2lw3n4 жыл бұрын

    • Probably the most expensive bunker with all the exotic cars and bikes

      @AlanTPT@AlanTPT4 жыл бұрын

    • He didn't even shave

      @NicoLReino@NicoLReino4 жыл бұрын

    • Why do you need an expensive studio for? That's a waste of money. You're on Drivetribe, not AD.

      @adaptorperish1322@adaptorperish13224 жыл бұрын

    • @@NicoLReino People tend not to shave when they are growing a beard. That's just the way it is.

      @CB-xr1eg@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын

  • It can't be forgotten that the 'way up' you eat the sandwich determines which flavour (cheese or pickle) is tasted first and most strongly. This is why I employ different techniques for eating sarnies. I often half toast (only toast one side) of bread, which results in (when using multiple flavours) numerous combinations of taste and texture, which sometimes dramatically alter the perception of the taste of the food. My personal favourite flavour combination is a Marmite and Golden Syrup sandwich, with all the variations of crispy sides together, apart, up and down. This results in sweet and sour sarnies with crunch, softness, a combination etc. I highly recommend you trying such a taste experiment yourself/ves.

    @onbedoeldekut1515@onbedoeldekut15152 жыл бұрын

    • @Joe Lynch oh you need some help? I recommend a mental asylum. Anyway great sandwich recipe Kut.

      @dandellar200@dandellar200 Жыл бұрын

    • is everything ok

      @tabithasinclair6821@tabithasinclair6821 Жыл бұрын

    • I don't eat marmite but I'd try your marmite sandwhich

      @Jupa@Jupa6 ай бұрын

    • Brilliant. You've taught me something today. I admire the level of thought you've put into making sarnies and I will definitely try out your sarnie recommendation !

      @Scampi95@Scampi952 ай бұрын

  • I love how he talks. He speaks very passionately about everything he does, and every sentence is interesting. He clearly is a student of history. Even the seemingly mundane and repetitive is better when he says it.

    @stevengrewal9656@stevengrewal9656 Жыл бұрын

  • AND ON TONIGHT'S PROGRAM: - James tosses a knife block, - Lucy refuses cheese AND - Tom eats a sandwich.

    @Thigrandil@Thigrandil4 жыл бұрын

    • Perfection

      @QWERTY-of8qh@QWERTY-of8qh3 жыл бұрын

    • Ahh somelads understand the sacred culture

      @bigmac9636@bigmac96363 жыл бұрын

    • James says cheese,

      @4whomittolz846@4whomittolz8463 жыл бұрын

    • Jeez, I heard the theme and Jezza while reading that!

      @a3s1r1986@a3s1r19863 жыл бұрын

    • Huzzah! A man of quality!

      @meta7565@meta75653 жыл бұрын

  • Pre-2020 humor: Well crafted jokes with an emphasis on topical content and timing 2020 humor: *Thud* "Cheese"

    @Levo_159@Levo_1593 жыл бұрын

    • Nah, we've been this way since Harambe in 2016

      @philspaghet@philspaghet3 жыл бұрын

    • Phil Gudet Even further than that if you were a regular internet user circa like 2004.

      @jerrell1169@jerrell11693 жыл бұрын

    • Pre-2010 Humor: Well written witty jokes told over the dinner table 2010 Humor: Le epic troll face

      @0ffaI@0ffaI3 жыл бұрын

    • Well, have you ever heard about..South African 100.000 years old Hashtag?

      @wikansaktianto9215@wikansaktianto92153 жыл бұрын

    • Well crafted cheese

      @joeredmond7227@joeredmond72273 жыл бұрын

  • Watching this in October 2023. Knowing how this series (and whole concept) evolved gives me great joy, but so does the scrappy, unhinged, slightly feral magic of the early days of the Bugout Bunker Kitchen

    @artyfowljrr@artyfowljrr7 ай бұрын

  • May is such an oddly entertaining person to watch

    @DirkdeZwijger@DirkdeZwijger2 жыл бұрын

  • My life has come to watching James May make sandwiches and eat them with a friend.

    @TheeSuperJazzer@TheeSuperJazzer4 жыл бұрын

    • preach

      @tylernilson7021@tylernilson70214 жыл бұрын

    • My life is complete

      @daniel_3289@daniel_32894 жыл бұрын

    • At least I have a good excuse I am laying in bed trying to get over some minor flu like illness.

      @MrPenguinLife@MrPenguinLife4 жыл бұрын

    • I would watch James sit quietly in a corner and drink a glass of wine.

      @hall911guy@hall911guy4 жыл бұрын

    • Here you go for perspective. kzhead.info/sun/gJeJp7OneIB7o3k/bejne.html

      @michaelmize1155@michaelmize11554 жыл бұрын

  • I can hear Jeremy screaming, "JAMES, GET ON WITH IT! I just want a sandwich, not a documentary on curdled cow secretions!!!!"

    @TrainTrackTrav@TrainTrackTrav4 жыл бұрын

    • I could see Jeremy actually doing that. XD

      @ChampionBlueRacing@ChampionBlueRacing4 жыл бұрын

    • I read that in Clarkson's voice

      @deusvultpictures6550@deusvultpictures65504 жыл бұрын

    • @@deusvultpictures6550 SAME 😁

      @charliecook1489@charliecook14893 жыл бұрын

    • *Alternate universe to the Caterham challenge* JC: "JAMES! STOP FILING!" JM: "I'm looking for the sodding grater!" JC: "Stop filing!" JM: "Do you know where the grater is?" JC: "YES!" JM: "No, you don't."

      @applejuice5272@applejuice52722 жыл бұрын

    • Shut up just make the sandwiches.

      @knshobhin560@knshobhin5602 жыл бұрын

  • To this day it still amazes me that he takes more than 10 minutes to make 2 sandwiches 😂

    @marcusszauer3062@marcusszauer30622 жыл бұрын

    • And that is with a pause and a fast forward 😂

      @michaelj132@michaelj132 Жыл бұрын

  • Considering I watched this whole thing without getting distracted I see this as a win for my attention span

    @krisgamer008@krisgamer00813 күн бұрын

  • "Somewhere in an alternate dimension, a piece of cheese is slamming May onto a table and saying “May.”- some comment on a CHEEESE video

    @Grey9200@Grey92003 жыл бұрын

    • “Somewhere in an alternate dimension, James May is slamming Richard Hammond onto a table and saying “Hammond.”- some comment on a MAY comment

      @michaelczesnozki1671@michaelczesnozki16713 жыл бұрын

    • "Somewhere in an alternate dimension, a piece of table is slamming cheese onto May and saying cheese"

      @johnvalmoria9229@johnvalmoria92293 жыл бұрын

    • Somewhere alternate in a cheese, slamming table James and saying Hammond onto a piece of Richard May dimension. - comment

      @altesc5525@altesc55253 жыл бұрын

    • @@altesc5525 makes no sense

      @joshuafay6633@joshuafay66333 жыл бұрын

    • Somewhere in an alternate dimension May is slamming a table onto a piece of cheese and saying table

      @cytra7435@cytra74353 жыл бұрын

  • James is the most and least interesting man in existence he will tell you so many things and also nothing at the same time

    @benzincz3690@benzincz36904 жыл бұрын

    • Couldn’t have said it better myself

      @leitchy6266@leitchy62663 жыл бұрын

    • Its like air. So much gasses, we got argon, xenon, helium, carbondioxide, nitrogen gas and so on. Yet we only breathe oxygen. So much stuff, so little treasure

      @mr.obvious4810@mr.obvious48103 жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.obvious4810 a better way to put it- you breathe in all kinds of gases, but not all of them are necessary for survival.

      @adminbob_@adminbob_3 жыл бұрын

  • James May's voice is so great I could listen to him talking about what he had for lunch for 15 minutes and 27 seconds.

    @tally9542@tally95427 ай бұрын

  • Kind of video that makes you appreciate the little things in life.

    @Pan_Z@Pan_Z8 ай бұрын

  • Think about it: This is some viewer's first time watching James May, and they are completely clueless as to why someone would watch this.

    @tyvekhomewrap9164@tyvekhomewrap91644 жыл бұрын

    • That is so funny

      @weller76@weller764 жыл бұрын

    • Tyvek Homewrap tbh I’m wondering why I’m watching it!

      @BasherBrookes@BasherBrookes4 жыл бұрын

    • *raises hand* as an American I'm completely lost, but I am curious.

      @demoncushion9600@demoncushion96004 жыл бұрын

    • This is my first time. Have no idea who James May is or what Red Lester is/tastes like, but I'm fascinated. I also never heard the term "sarnies" before. I'm planning to do a good amount of googling after this video ends! Edit: Apparently it's spelled "Leicester," not "Lester," and looks like the Brits often call sandwiches either sarnies or butties.

      @MrsHorseFeathers@MrsHorseFeathers4 жыл бұрын

    • Felicia did you also come across the magic that was top gear and then the grand tour in your googling? James also has a new travel show in Japan which looks great

      @madabouthollyoaks411@madabouthollyoaks4114 жыл бұрын

  • I love it when James talks about the year Lurpak was invented - he does it in every video and NEVER gives the same year twice.

    @JMUDoc@JMUDoc3 жыл бұрын

    • 1901 for those that cares.

      @andreasottohansen7338@andreasottohansen73382 жыл бұрын

    • “It was the year 1839. Powdered wigs were still all the rage. And, unbeknownst to the multitudes, a miracle was about to take place. Lurpak Spreadable Butter was born, like Botticelli’s Venus on her clam shell.”

      @Wackyfox@Wackyfox2 жыл бұрын

    • *OFTEN

      @Okurka.@Okurka.2 жыл бұрын

    • He does that sort of thing all the time. It's my favorite thing about him 😂 he did a different video with the whopper versus the impossible whopper and said it was from Wendy's. I just accepted it at first and then I was like "wait a minute....."

      @since1876@since1876 Жыл бұрын

    • @@andreasottohansen7338 you just saved me 30 seconds of googling. I know that doesn’t sound like a lot but upon our death beds I think we’ll all wish for an extra 30 seconds of life. And you just gave it to me. Thankyou kind sir or madam.

      @lordtachanka903@lordtachanka903 Жыл бұрын

  • James’ energy is so relatable. It lends itself to compelling viewing.

    @angemaidment5640@angemaidment56402 жыл бұрын

  • I know this video is a year old but there is something so spectacular about watching James May make food its so peaceful

    @8.4V10@8.4V102 жыл бұрын

  • I would watch this man read the back of a shampoo bottle.

    @mrmantaray@mrmantaray4 жыл бұрын

    • You literally will be doing soon, the way things are going

      @baronvonhoughton@baronvonhoughton4 жыл бұрын

    • But there is no way you'll watch it till he finishes reading, you'll die

      @user-kd8ji7rt4c@user-kd8ji7rt4c4 жыл бұрын

    • But you only ever read the back of a shampoo bottle when you're on the toilet and, frankly, I'm not sure I want to see James May on the toilet.

      @FV4030@FV40304 жыл бұрын

    • 😁

      @misssarahashplant31@misssarahashplant313 жыл бұрын

    • "Back in the 70's we didn't have Parfums, we had spreadable butter"

      @iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS2 жыл бұрын

  • James may is the only human in the whole world that you can sit through a 15 minute video of him making & eating a sandwich without getting bored.

    @Billy-ky6dm@Billy-ky6dm4 жыл бұрын

    • True then I made one (cheddar)

      @markhunt840@markhunt8404 жыл бұрын

    • yes

      @egi__lyricsadder5545@egi__lyricsadder55454 жыл бұрын

    • Funny thing is, I don't feel like its 15 minutes long until I read your comment and checked the KZhead slider.

      @Skylinetrw@Skylinetrw4 жыл бұрын

    • I got bored but still enjoyed the video

      @rickszymanski9258@rickszymanski92584 жыл бұрын

    • Lies. Clarkson too.

      @314rft@314rft4 жыл бұрын

  • I could listen to this man forever 👌

    @tomdagg6545@tomdagg65452 жыл бұрын

  • I still think it’s amazing this is more entertaining than anything that New Top Gear has ever done

    @TheDoctorMcGuinness1@TheDoctorMcGuinness12 жыл бұрын

  • 0:33 [slam] *c h e e s e*

    @howeyyadoing9070@howeyyadoing90704 жыл бұрын

    • Papope!

      @kent_nelson@kent_nelson3 жыл бұрын

    • C H E E S E

      @weaponizedalcoholic8949@weaponizedalcoholic89493 жыл бұрын

    • C h E e S e

      @maitreyasharma761@maitreyasharma7613 жыл бұрын

    • c h e e s e

      @st1220@st12202 жыл бұрын

    • *C H E E S E*

      @MrSupersonicRock@MrSupersonicRock8 ай бұрын

  • "A lump of cheese about the size of a lump of butter." *slow clap

    @JMUDoc@JMUDoc3 жыл бұрын

    • Cheese the size of butter

      @evaniscool1341@evaniscool13413 жыл бұрын

    • a kilo of cheese is like 15 kilos of butter per kilo

      @Ayeloo@Ayeloo3 жыл бұрын

    • Everyone knows how big a lump of butter is

      @Jaymac720@Jaymac7203 жыл бұрын

  • It's so different seeing James outside of Top gear

    @EngineerDaylight@EngineerDaylight2 жыл бұрын

  • This is great and so calming to watch

    @bigyin9849@bigyin9849 Жыл бұрын

  • If you like bread, butter, cheese, and pickles, and like to romanticize it for 15 minutes . You are older than a Ford Model T.

    @MIgardener@MIgardener3 жыл бұрын

    • i guess im not actually 16 then

      @jonathanjoestar__@jonathanjoestar__3 жыл бұрын

    • Hey Ml :) Love your videos dude!

      @googleuser3163@googleuser31633 жыл бұрын

    • I like all of them except from the pickles

      @sean6992@sean69923 жыл бұрын

    • @@sean6992 I grew into it personally

      @harrycushing@harrycushing3 жыл бұрын

    • What an interesting place to find you

      @rocksculinaryjourney9468@rocksculinaryjourney94683 жыл бұрын

  • "My hands are very clean, I even have the sani-wipes." Puts entire hand into mouth.

    @BodhiBushido@BodhiBushido4 жыл бұрын

    • Yes, literally in mid sentence he began licking his fingers, and then proceeds to grab the orange cheese with the exact same spit infested fingers!

      @ruthshaw4033@ruthshaw40333 жыл бұрын

    • Super Gross!

      @ruthshaw4033@ruthshaw40333 жыл бұрын

    • Calm down weirdos thats normal

      @cormacdonnelly5015@cormacdonnelly50153 жыл бұрын

    • @@cormacdonnelly5015 other way round.

      @warriorharj79@warriorharj793 жыл бұрын

    • @@cormacdonnelly5015 Well.... it used to be "normal" :o

      @luiseduardo7053@luiseduardo70533 жыл бұрын

  • I love the part about saying how clean his hands are right after picking up the knife block and depositing it in the trash bin. Then farther along the scratching of the eyebrows, the brushing of hands on backside, the handling of the camera, the bits of cheese into the mouth,...well, you get the picture. I did learn about Branston's pickle which I am eager to try. My 70's sandwich was braunschweiger, mayonnaise and sweet pickle. I am thinking of trying that with Branston's pickle.

    @Woodlawn22@Woodlawn22 Жыл бұрын

  • 0:29 I don't use the phrase "lives rent free in my head" lightly, but I cannot pick up or set down cheese without thinking about this.

    @lmartinson6963@lmartinson6963 Жыл бұрын

  • I'm cracking up that the only difference between the two sandwiches is the cheese and then May, seemingly serious, uses a piece of cheese to "cleanse the pallet."

    @ModeratelyAmused@ModeratelyAmused2 жыл бұрын

    • Exactly 😂😂😂

      @turquoisemoon8453@turquoisemoon84532 жыл бұрын

    • Also quite funny is comparing Cheddar and red Leicester, with not a single word about how mature (or not) the Cheddar is.

      @johaquila@johaquila Жыл бұрын

    • Spoiled myself by reading through the comments

      @Ozair2024@Ozair2024 Жыл бұрын

    • I'm sure we used to get Edam too. It tasted metallic.

      @timothywelch6450@timothywelch645011 ай бұрын

  • James May is the only person in the multiverse who can bring up the battle of Britain while spreading butter on a piece of bread

    @hyperwatch721@hyperwatch7213 жыл бұрын

    • Actually, it's a line from the movie "Battle of Britain".

      @azh698@azh6983 жыл бұрын

    • So the battle of britain? Your comment is null and void

      @harveyhall2350@harveyhall2350 Жыл бұрын

    • I was gonna say "doubt", but considering most people would instead spread butter on *toast*, you're right.

      @314rft@314rft Жыл бұрын

  • the birth of an absolutely legendary meme

    @stalebiscuits07@stalebiscuits079 күн бұрын

  • I had one of these rotary cheese beaters as a child and every time I got a small end piece like James at 6:34 I would always eat it!

    @oliverhooper435@oliverhooper43511 ай бұрын

  • I'm not English, was not alive in the 70s, and have no idea what Branston Pickle or Red Leicester taste like, yet I watched this video till the end and was thoroughly entertained by it

    @failedabortion1894@failedabortion18943 жыл бұрын

    • @@off-brandminion2656 So, it's like an aged red cheddar, got it

      @failedabortion1894@failedabortion18943 жыл бұрын

    • @@failedabortion1894 Branston pickle is like chutney

      @user-rh2gj1ry6h@user-rh2gj1ry6h3 жыл бұрын

    • @@failedabortion1894 it tastes different to cheddar, realistically it’s a better cheese

      @lukesaintloup2174@lukesaintloup21743 жыл бұрын

    • @Cubert Pigg I'll try it if I have the opportunity. I'll come back when I do, so expect a reply within, like, 5 years or so.

      @failedabortion1894@failedabortion18943 жыл бұрын

    • Cheese

      @stephendowdican7589@stephendowdican75893 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched a 15 minute video of James May making a sandwich.

    @mgr_video_productions@mgr_video_productions4 жыл бұрын

    • Is the internet amazing.

      @earthstick@earthstick4 жыл бұрын

    • No you didn't. You just watched a 15min video of James May making two sandwiches. Double the enjoyment. ;-)

      @lwaves@lwaves4 жыл бұрын

    • Your life is now complete.

      @timmason7430@timmason74304 жыл бұрын

    • Imagine how long it would have been without the time compressed segments.

      @MrPenguinLife@MrPenguinLife4 жыл бұрын

    • AGAIN!

      @1hej0k3r@1hej0k3r4 жыл бұрын

  • Wow could not be happier to stumble across this channel. Always loved Top Gear well the James, Jeremy and Richard version at least.

    @skittlemenow@skittlemenow2 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched a video of James may creating a couple of sandwiches for 15 minutes, and enjoyed it

    @jackroberts3801@jackroberts380110 ай бұрын

  • Unbelievable, the man eats slower than he drives

    @Account1746@Account17464 жыл бұрын

    • Stephen Hill not when they’re buffeting

      @Account1746@Account17464 жыл бұрын

    • James May is the fastest of the three. Having driven a "Road Legal" Veyron almost flat out.

      @timmason7430@timmason74304 жыл бұрын

    • You cheeky bastard, here, take your like.

      @DiegoMartinezCoria@DiegoMartinezCoria4 жыл бұрын

    • But he cooks better than he looks.

      @Gersberms@Gersberms4 жыл бұрын

    • Class

      @thegoldennugget59@thegoldennugget594 жыл бұрын

  • I'd love to see Clarkson do this. "There was a small fire."

    @WolfieRich1@WolfieRich14 жыл бұрын

    • TardisMechanic “Right, let’s get a chunk of cheese...where’s the hammer?”

      @fardinm8196@fardinm81964 жыл бұрын

    • A cheese sandwich from the 70's, how hard can it be?

      @Ebady@Ebady4 жыл бұрын

    • "Err...Jeremy...is that a V8 powered cheese grater..?" "Yes it is."

      @Someloke8895@Someloke88954 жыл бұрын

    • This is the best cheese sandwich... In the world.

      @stu-tang5438@stu-tang54384 жыл бұрын

    • "richard, have you got a chainsaw"

      @THENAMEISQUICKMAN@THENAMEISQUICKMAN4 жыл бұрын

  • I have never watched a video about cheese in my life without skipping a second and actually enjoying it

    @ogburst9940@ogburst99402 жыл бұрын

  • Very interesting, thanks for this comparison test James! 😋👍

    @user-fp7rc6sp5t@user-fp7rc6sp5t2 ай бұрын

  • 0:33 , the moment my life has been waiting for

    @relaxedpenny604@relaxedpenny6043 жыл бұрын

    • 0:29 to 0:34

      @brianwong7285@brianwong72852 жыл бұрын

    • @@brianwong7285 C H E E S E

      @dominicparisi2999@dominicparisi29992 жыл бұрын

    • @@brianwong7285C H E E S E

      @SpaceMappingProductions@SpaceMappingProductions2 жыл бұрын

    • C H E E S E

      @_ecp0801_@_ecp0801_2 жыл бұрын

    • E

      @kingdylan7721@kingdylan77212 жыл бұрын

  • 0:26 this basically summarizes my sense of humor

    @gilshtrahman8696@gilshtrahman86963 жыл бұрын

    • I hate to admit but I also laughed at this. Like an unreasonable amount.

      @PansyPops@PansyPopsАй бұрын

  • I could watch this man hours doing literally anything

    @edilon2118@edilon21182 жыл бұрын

  • How have I not seem this before, this is brilliant

    @nilssjostrom3368@nilssjostrom33682 жыл бұрын

  • Before: Made car tv with over 350 million viewers worldwide Now: Makes cheese sandwich and films it

    @alexanderh3485@alexanderh34854 жыл бұрын

    • That's freedom

      @budus2@budus24 жыл бұрын

    • And its more entertaining.

      @ronfish8375@ronfish83754 жыл бұрын

    • And he does both with the same amount of enthusiasm!

      @Looptydude@Looptydude4 жыл бұрын

    • @@ronfish8375 No it isn't. Don't be an idiot.

      @David-ud9ju@David-ud9ju4 жыл бұрын

    • Still has higher ratings than most shows lolol

      @TheZoomerica@TheZoomerica4 жыл бұрын

  • I just came to the realization I'm sitting here watching a man pushing his 60s making sandwiches.

    @Iestyn02@Iestyn023 жыл бұрын

    • He’s 58

      @tomhalkett5869@tomhalkett58693 жыл бұрын

    • @@tomhalkett5869 That's also probably why 0:34 will be sent into the moon.

      @earthisnotflat7557@earthisnotflat75573 жыл бұрын

    • Normally I'd wonder where I went wrong, but it's James May. It's fine now.

      @scottowens398@scottowens3983 жыл бұрын

    • 😂🤣

      @gncarter2424@gncarter24243 жыл бұрын

  • Further proof he's a better chef than Gordon Ramsay. See: Gordon's grilled cheese sandwich.

    @dingusdangus1790@dingusdangus17902 жыл бұрын

  • Why do I love the way he said "who's been using the knives in MY kitchen?"

    @TheScouse@TheScouse Жыл бұрын

  • Even James May making a cheese sandwich is more interesting than most of the crap on TV!

    @nickwall2497@nickwall24974 жыл бұрын

    • Hmmm....I think you need to look a little harder

      @advancelast1740@advancelast17404 жыл бұрын

    • @@advancelast1740 I think you need to go to Specsavers

      @toma6068@toma60684 жыл бұрын

    • There IS an awful lot of drivel on TV these days...

      @timmason7430@timmason74304 жыл бұрын

    • Including Grand Tour.

      @hempoki@hempoki4 жыл бұрын

    • Watch "blue van man" on KZhead he is brilliant

      @bigbeatyswollocks4859@bigbeatyswollocks48594 жыл бұрын

  • Tonight James makes c h e e s e sandwich Richard Hammond wears a hat And I commit arson

    @kenta469@kenta4693 жыл бұрын

    • ery noice

      @tomsassmann5305@tomsassmann53053 жыл бұрын

    • @@tomsassmann5305 No jerimiah, car gas bad for health?

      @boop53@boop533 жыл бұрын

    • @@boop53 shut up jams

      @tomsassmann5305@tomsassmann53053 жыл бұрын

    • @@tomsassmann5305 promo code: revving moi wife tonite’

      @boop53@boop533 жыл бұрын

    • @@boop53 çøčķ

      @tomsassmann5305@tomsassmann53053 жыл бұрын

  • I too was impressed by the fit 😂👍 superb work

    @penguinproductions7014@penguinproductions7014 Жыл бұрын

  • Sometimes this man’s comedic genius is almost frightening

    @Gummy_Guru@Gummy_Guru7 ай бұрын

  • 7:05 "My fingers are very clean." Proceeds to put them in his mouth, then scratch his head, then go straight back to handling food.

    @szbnahl@szbnahl3 жыл бұрын

    • 10:09 definitely clean

      @somesmallstuff8647@somesmallstuff86473 жыл бұрын

    • I even used saniwipe..... in 2020 everyone uses saniwipe, you got anything more industrial and antibacterial James?

      @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff3 жыл бұрын

    • did anyone complain to you? did you eat the food he makes? no!! then shut up if you can please.

      @She127@She1273 жыл бұрын

    • He also wiped them on his pants at one point, I wonder how many disgusting places he's sat down in those...

      @DuckInGameStop@DuckInGameStop3 жыл бұрын

    • I would bet money 80% of people do these things in the kitchen and half of that don't even realize. Its fine in my opinion

      @sirepanfried8641@sirepanfried86413 жыл бұрын

  • Crush: "So, what do you like to watch?" Me:

    @thealgxrhythm@thealgxrhythm4 жыл бұрын

  • I think James' mum is one of the coolest people ever :). I really enjoyed seeing her on Top Gear when she mentioned low profile tires, and made him 2 cakes

    @SuperSeeck@SuperSeeck Жыл бұрын

  • I like how he says that he doesn't touch anything with his fingers except the food and then immediately touches his face and then the food. Lol. I'm guessing he does that to annoy the heck out of us, which is hilarious!!

    @joramythral@joramythral Жыл бұрын

  • James: we can't afford to waste on this channel Also James: the perfectly good knife block goes in the bin

    @geznicks@geznicks4 жыл бұрын

    • Its james

      @MausOfTheHouse@MausOfTheHouse4 жыл бұрын

  • James is turning into everyone’s grampa... “Who’s been using my knives?”

    @lyndaturner9294@lyndaturner92944 жыл бұрын

    • Some people think they can outsmart me, maybe... maybe... I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart *cheese sandvich*

      @alextowers7564@alextowers75643 жыл бұрын

    • James was born a grandpa.

      @Circuitssmith@Circuitssmith3 жыл бұрын

    • @@alextowers7564 cheese sandvich for Heavy when

      @dopey473@dopey4733 жыл бұрын

    • Don’t forget to reuse the tea bags 😂

      @harrynelson9203@harrynelson92033 жыл бұрын

  • This channel confirms all my previous impressions about British cuisine.

    @mazeman01@mazeman01 Жыл бұрын

  • I love how the most replayed is the legendary CHEESE part.

    @demetrijohnsonssirenvideos3590@demetrijohnsonssirenvideos3590 Жыл бұрын

  • If I don't hear James reference Battle of Britain whenever he's spreading something, I might suffer a concusion from the sheer, unbridled shock and disappointment.

    @Frodojo111@Frodojo1114 жыл бұрын

    • "flood the cowling"

      @oscarzt1652@oscarzt16524 жыл бұрын

    • Well when God said "Let there be light" James May was probably there to throw the switch

      @Kaarl_Mills@Kaarl_Mills4 жыл бұрын

  • 0:33 hits hard and speaks to me

    @CainKaizen@CainKaizen3 жыл бұрын

    • C H E E S E

      @duoz9984@duoz99843 жыл бұрын

  • Sweet Christ! That rotary cheese-grater is perhaps the most James May thing I've ever seen!

    @snrchris@snrchris6 ай бұрын

  • Could watch paint dry with James may and it'll still be entertaining 😂👌

    @El-Mac795@El-Mac795 Жыл бұрын

  • "my hands are clean" *scratches head* *grabs cheese*

    @GuyMahoney@GuyMahoney4 жыл бұрын

    • The historic land of the plague... thereby head scratching still considered a sanitary move.

      @zeram01@zeram014 жыл бұрын

    • I liked the part where he put his finger tip in his mouth. Real sanitary there, James.

      @bghoody5665@bghoody56654 жыл бұрын

    • My nan, god bless her, says the same thing when she hands me something she’s cooked for me 😂

      @uggerrugger5@uggerrugger54 жыл бұрын

    • And throws the wooden knife block in the bin then wipes his hand on the arse of his pants. Actually, James Martin did exactly the same thing on his Saturday (or Sunday. Not sure) morning cooking programme and then wiped BOTH his hands on the arse part of his parts. The filthy beast! James Martin should know better. James May can get away with such trivial matters.

      @duncanhowarth9514@duncanhowarth95144 жыл бұрын

    • “Would you like a piece?” James proclaimed as he handed a half a sandwich with the slightest sliver of hair on the bottom of the sandwich. “It’s rather good”

      @MrDmitryd9@MrDmitryd94 жыл бұрын

  • I’m watching a middle aged man make two cold cheese sandwiches. This is literally the best thing on KZhead.

    @LancerJak@LancerJak4 жыл бұрын

    • Middle aged is like 35 because most men will be dead by 70

      @TempoMontages@TempoMontages4 жыл бұрын

    • @@TempoMontages Over 80 actually. With wealth it increases a bit also.

      @MilesFromExtraordinary@MilesFromExtraordinary4 жыл бұрын

    • Same. And frankly, there isn't much I'd rather be doing at... 2:30am, huh

      @coryman125@coryman1254 жыл бұрын

    • Isn't it great :-) James has no age

      @ladymopar2024@ladymopar20244 жыл бұрын

    • Cold cheese ?

      @rcr76@rcr764 жыл бұрын

  • Only James may could talk about a cheese sandwich for 15 minutes 😂

    @ash-xy8xd@ash-xy8xd Жыл бұрын

  • How does this video not have 500 Million views? There is no justice in this world.

    @joshstiltner@joshstiltner2 жыл бұрын

  • THey really need to have a video of Clarkson being made to watch this.

    @robertgary3561@robertgary35614 жыл бұрын

  • I love how James explains that it doesn’t matter if he touches the food because his hands are very clean, then instantly sticks his fingers in his mouth.

    @scott7464@scott74644 жыл бұрын

    • Scott it is his own food...

      @MicahS70T5M@MicahS70T5M4 жыл бұрын

    • @@MicahS70T5M No one else eats it? ...

      @scott7464@scott74644 жыл бұрын

    • And scratches his hair right before grabbing the red lester.

      @rouge5140@rouge51403 жыл бұрын

  • This deserves a remix

    @angryjames9048@angryjames9048 Жыл бұрын

    • it has one

      @may_i_stand_unshaken73@may_i_stand_unshaken73Ай бұрын

  • This is TWICE now that i've watched this and had to go and make a cheese and branston sandwich ... first time was 4am and second is now 3am .. haha

    @richardbeaton7324@richardbeaton7324 Жыл бұрын

  • ‘I wash my hands and use sanitation wipes’.... licks fingers

    @richjback@richjback4 жыл бұрын

    • Licking is cleaning...

      @szymongorczynski7621@szymongorczynski76214 жыл бұрын

    • @@szymongorczynski7621 Only if you're a cat and you don't like baths.

      @David-ud9ju@David-ud9ju4 жыл бұрын

    • **Wipes hands together and grabs bock of cheese**

      @FrenchToast978@FrenchToast9784 жыл бұрын

    • @ZappoTan Plastic gloves are mostly placebo. It doesnt help a bit to wear plastic gloves if you lick your fingers when cooking. Also they make you not feel the need to wash your hands as often, and as most people dont change the gloves often enough they end up filthy. Washed hands are just as clean as new plastic gloves. Washed hands are a lot cleaner than used plastic gloves.

      @banaana1234@banaana12344 жыл бұрын

    • @ZappoTan Nurses have to deal with not getting contaminated blood or other stuff on their hands. Completely different ballgame. Subway workers use gloves, but they take care to change them all the time. They dont want to be washing their hands every time they use the cash register after making a sandwich. Gloves have their place, but for preparing food washed hands are usually as good if not better than gloves. As I said, people tend to not change the gloves as often as they would wash their hands because you lose the feeling of having something on your hands.

      @banaana1234@banaana12344 жыл бұрын

  • “A knob of cheese about the size of a lump of butter”, and as avid viewers of JM’s unemployment tube will know, the knob of butter is about the size of a lump of cheese.

    @TheSpanielXD@TheSpanielXD4 жыл бұрын

    • I need some context on this one lol

      @meatsmell8639@meatsmell86394 жыл бұрын

    • james may is "unemployed" because he doesn't' have to go to work every morning?

      @DarkShroom@DarkShroom4 жыл бұрын

    • Context for the lay viewer: When James May OBE was frictionally unemployed he scraped by by making cooking videos shot from a store bought potato. On one occasion, when describing how much cheese to add to a dish, James quantified it as being about the size of a knob of butter. Yet he goes on to explain, in a separate video, that the amount of butter to add to a dish should be about the size of a lump of cheese.

      @mr.ontological9583@mr.ontological95834 жыл бұрын

    • @@mr.ontological9583 your comment is almost as fascinating as the video

      @joanwilson8372@joanwilson83724 жыл бұрын

    • @@meatsmell8639 kzhead.info/sun/itJtkpywjYaLm3k/bejne.html from James' Shepard's Pie series

      @MrNINJAKNIVES@MrNINJAKNIVES4 жыл бұрын

  • I just watched James May make two cheese sandwiches for 15 minutes and not once did my short attention span wander off. I have been healed.

    @stanis_aw@stanis_aw2 жыл бұрын

  • I would like to watch James may do anything. He’s the champ

    @nickallen937@nickallen9372 жыл бұрын

  • 10:09 licks thumb, finishes sandwich and shares with camera man. Thats so 2019.

    @jimallen9442@jimallen94423 жыл бұрын

    • I think he still does it in recent videos 😂

      @frankfort4717@frankfort47173 жыл бұрын

    • The before times

      @ProSimex84@ProSimex843 жыл бұрын

    • Bruh were in the 1777

      @Downshift1-6@Downshift1-63 жыл бұрын

  • I can't believe my life has got to this point... I'm voluntarily watching James May make sandwiches and enjoying his lifeless commentary.

    @ShredderBenjamin@ShredderBenjamin4 жыл бұрын

    • That’s the charm of James May

      @aidenmclaughlin1076@aidenmclaughlin10764 жыл бұрын

  • You introduced me to Lurpak and since then I use it all the time !

    @pim1234@pim1234 Жыл бұрын
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